Movie Reviews

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From Dusk Till Dawn: Tarantino takes on Vampires

October 5, 2018

James Rolfe discusses the surprise vampire classic From Dusk Till Dawn with Justin Silverman, Mike Matei and Tony From Hack The Movies. Get ready to hear a hilarious story about when James first showed the movie to Mike.

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Starship Troopers: Good, Bad, or Both?

September 28, 2018

James Rolfe discusses the Paul Verhoeven classic Starship Troopers with Justin Silverman, Kieran, and Tony from Hack The Movies. This movie might seem like dumb fun but there are some interesting things hidden beneath the surface.

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Movies We Changed Our Minds About

August 31, 2018

Today, we discuss movies that we had different feelings about, as time went on. Watch what Movies James Rolfe, Justin Silverman, Kieran, and Tony from Hack The Movies changed their mind about.

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Street Fighter: The Movie: The Review…

August 24, 2018

James Rolfe reviews Street Fighter (1994) This movie happens to be Kieran’s favorite movie of all time. See what the rest of the gang though of this film adaptation of this classic game series.

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Surf Ninjas: Surfing Karate Kids and Rob Schneider

August 17, 2018

James Rolfe discusses movies with pals Mike Matei, Justin Silverman and Tony.

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COMMANDO: ‘Schwarzenegger Action’ at its Best

August 10, 2018

James Rolfe discusses movies with pals Mike Matei, Justin Silverman and Kieran. Today the topic is the Schwarzenegger classic COMMANDO from 1985!

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MAC and ME: McDonald’s Rip-Off E.T. Movie (1988)

August 3, 2018

James Rolfe reviews Mac and Me from 1988 with pals Mike Matei, Justin Silverman, and Tony from Hack the Movies.

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Yokai Monsters: Spook Warfare (1968) Review

February 15, 2013

From the creators of Gamera comes a Japanese folklore monster movie so bizarre, that I can only describe as watching Japan’s version a Sid and Marty Krofft show.

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Zarkorr! The Invader (1996) Review

June 21, 2012

Time for another schlocky giant monster flick from Full Moon Entertainment!

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The Borrower (1991) Review

April 19, 2012

An alien convict gets turned into a human and sent to Earth for its crimes, but it’s head explodes once there, so it keeps borrowing new heads to replace the constantly exploding ones!

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The Vindicator (1986) Review

May 10, 2011

In this Classic movie review, James looks at 1986’s The Vindicator! It’s a schlocky sci-fi horror version of Frankenstein with a Cyborg in place of the traditional Monster, while also trying to cash-in on The Terminator. It was even originally called Frankentstein 1988! Edited by Mike Matei.

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Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) Review

November 25, 2010

A masterful hybrid of live action and animation, comedy and film noir, directed by Robert Zemeckis! When a cartoon rabbit named Roger is framed for the murder of Marvin Acme, reluctant private eye Eddie Valiant helps the toon clear his name.

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Karate Kid Trilogy Review

May 21, 2010

Here’s another Classic Cinemassacre movie review from Spike, this time on the Karate Kid trilogy of films! Starring Ralph Macchio as Daniel LaRusso and Pat Morita as his trainer and mentor Mr. Miyagi, the series eventually led to wildly popular Netflix series Cobra Kai – also starring Daniel’s rival, Johnny Lawrence played by William Zabka.

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Alice in Wonderland (1951) & Alice in Wonderland TV (1985) Reviews

February 18, 2010

Of the many film adaptations of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll, these are two I saw at a very young age that left an impression on me.

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Star Wars Review – Part 2 (Episodes I, II, III)

March 10, 2009

I’ve already explained why the Star Wars trilogy is so important to me and the art of filmmaking, so here are my thoughts on the Prequel films and altered Remasters.

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Star Wars Review – Part 1 (Episodes IV, V, VI)

February 28, 2009

In the history of cinema, I can’t think of any other franchise as celebrated as Star Wars. So here are my personal impressions on the original trilogy and why these films are so important to me!

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Cinemassacre’s Alien Invaders

January 19, 2009

The 1950s were the golden age of science fiction movies, so let’s take a look at some of the classic invader movies and their remakes.

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Santa Claus (1959) Review

December 23, 2008

A Classic Christmas movie review from Cinemassacre’s Holiday Cult Classics, it’s James’ review of the Mexican cult classic: Santa Claus (1959) AKA Santa Claus vs. The Devil!

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Ricky 1 (1988) Review

July 28, 2008

Response to the Nostalgia Critic’s challenge to review a bad movie.

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Transformers: The Movie (1986) Review

June 9, 2007

The Transformers was a milestone in pop culture and definitely one of the highlights of the ’80s, so how was the 1986 movie?