Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles (Wii)

Mike Matei / April 25th, 2016


  • danecookhater

    April 25, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    I’m so tired of this guy and his phony ass “intense” persona. Cut that shit; it’s gay and unimpressive.

    • April 25, 2016 at 10:24 pm

      Hard to take seriously someone who still, in 2016, uses “gay” as an insult.

      • April 26, 2016 at 2:33 am

        Go back to your PC train and move on. Bye.

      • April 26, 2016 at 10:56 am

        It’s not PC to tell people they sound fucking stupid. Bye!

      • Grandmasterp

        April 26, 2016 at 11:07 am

        It’s funny that you got offended by that.

      • April 26, 2016 at 11:20 am

        Who’s offended? Just pointing out that someone sounds like a child. If they want their opinion taken seriously, they should put on their big-boy pants and talk like adults do.

      • Grandmasterp

        April 26, 2016 at 12:41 pm

        You’re right. I’m not defending the douche that made the comment, I just don’t think calling something “gay” is that big of a deal.

      • April 26, 2016 at 11:28 pm

        Thought to be fair, it’s 2016 and that guy is still hung up on Dane Cook.

      • April 26, 2016 at 11:48 pm

        At least he hates him. So one point in his favor.

      • No Username

        May 1, 2016 at 11:15 am

        billy stop being a gay

    • April 26, 2016 at 2:18 pm

      +1 for the Alpha hate. Adds nothing entertaining or compelling and his brusque facade ruins videos.

    • JayRam

      April 27, 2016 at 4:41 pm

      I feel ya.

      AlphaOmega is something else: this guy associates himself with all things nerdy, but tries so hard resisting allowing himself from looking nerdy in any way. Dude’s got to play it cool at all times, or else he loses street cred.

      It’s, like, drop the protective barrier you’ve put up around yourself. Christ.

  • Weldin Dunn

    April 25, 2016 at 10:30 pm

    James looked high the whole video.

  • Grandmasterp

    April 25, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    Alpha’s a funny dude. You guys crack me up.

    • Grandmasterp

      April 25, 2016 at 10:58 pm

      I don’t like bugs very much. Raining spiders would fuckin gross me out.

    • April 26, 2016 at 2:28 pm

      agree, this was a great video, very funny, raining spiders was epic lol moment. one thing i don’t like tho is alpha tendency to talk over others wich james don’t do out of decency i guess and i had to deal with people like that sometime, the most funny is when you tell them that they talked over you and they are angry but in fact you should be angry since it’s you who couldn finish your sentence, it just make my day when that happen, otherwise i like the guy, hes funny and a great add to james and mike which are both very funny and entertaining to me, keep up the good work guys ! you make my day !

  • Randall Johnson

    April 26, 2016 at 1:10 am

    This guy is basically a 30ish year old version of that annoying kid you knew that had tons of games.

    His swearing and negativity are a drain on James and Mike and they have to stoop to his level to keep conversation going.

    James and Mike swear to joke around, but this guy does it to describe his thoughts. For the viewer it sucks to listen to.

    • bud

      April 26, 2016 at 1:19 am

      I agree. Every time he speaks, I have to put down the volume because his irritating and obnoxious voice keeps blowing out my speakers.

    • April 26, 2016 at 2:23 am

      I hate to add to the hate, but it’s true he’s annoying as hell. But to be fair, I find Mike annoying too sometimes. But not as much.

    • April 26, 2016 at 2:34 am

      Amen, brother.

      • Grandmasterp

        April 26, 2016 at 11:18 am

        If this is national troll day I would like to add something. “Shut up, FUCK FACES!!!

  • April 26, 2016 at 2:24 am

    I remember finding that game surprisingly pretty when I rented it.

  • April 26, 2016 at 2:32 am

    Why him again? Jontron was awesome i really like him, but Winter Metal is just vulgar, obnoxious and annoying. And on top of that he is not a nerd!!! So why he is here?
    And btw i dont have too much respect for people sitting in warm room with beanie on head. He looks so dumb… :/

  • Zack

    April 26, 2016 at 5:52 am

    There’s nothing wrong with Alpha, you jokers. Great vid, guys.

    • Grandmasterp

      April 26, 2016 at 11:10 am

      Yeah! His rants are awesome.

  • Lastor

    April 26, 2016 at 8:41 am

    @ 10:00 Alpha sounds like Eddie Murphy doing his white-guy voice 😀
    I for one welcome all guests to J&M Mondays. Bring a different type of energy, way of speech and point of view. It can get a little stale with just James and Mike sometimes, you know.

  • Joker83

    April 26, 2016 at 12:07 pm

    I don’t care for the AlphaOmega guy at all, and I don’t watch the videos in which he appears. Please stop promoting this guy by putting him in your videos, the chemistry between James and Mike (and Bootsy or Ryan) is better.

  • The Wicker Man

    April 26, 2016 at 12:07 pm

    Resident Evil 4 is my favourite of the series.
    The best “loading screen” is the Invade-a-Load where you play Space Invaders while Commodore 64 games on tape were loading!

    • The Wicker Man

      April 26, 2016 at 12:09 pm

      And for the record, I love this guy as he’s hilarious!

  • Matt Howlett

    April 26, 2016 at 2:44 pm

    i cannot watch a video with alpha in it when my mom is in the room

  • Ghoshtbushterrzz

    April 26, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    Love watching Alpha’s stuff just as much as James and Mike. I hope they do more stuff together.

  • Dave Waters

    April 26, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    About RE2….. If you want to play that one, do yourself a favor and play the N64 version. What you lose in graphics, you make up for in with the controls (they are analog). It feels like you are actually playing a real video game not in boot camp

  • 2HeadFreaks

    April 27, 2016 at 2:35 pm

    AlphaomegaTurd is the worst! Come on guys, its the general consensus that he detracts from the value of your brand. If you have to promote him at least spin it off into another video series and keep J&MM pure. Bootsy is always great and welcome but this guys has the stage presence of a bowl of dog cum.

  • April 27, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    Hey James and Mike you guys should just move any of these videos with Alpha over to his channel instead of posting them on cinemassacre. I hate to see your own fan base tear up these kinds of videos with him included. I’d like to see more videos with Alpha, but with the fan base in the way it makes the whole experience dissatisfying.

  • April 27, 2016 at 9:07 pm

    Yeah I couldn’t watch with this guy.

  • April 29, 2016 at 12:37 pm

    Come with me, Hail Mary
    Run quick see, what do we have here
    Now, do you wanna ride or die
    La dadada, la la la la

  • marclawson

    April 30, 2016 at 6:59 am

    It’s always easy to pick on the different guy.

  • Internoob

    May 3, 2016 at 6:14 pm

    I’m a huge long time fan of you guys and I love J&MM, but please go back to your old roots where it was just Mike and James. All these “guest stars” or whatever kinda ruin the fun of it. If I wanted to watch these people, Id just watch their channels… I didn’t mind when you guys started to jump from old NES games to much newer games, but I really wish James and Mike Monday’s would be… Well… James and Mike only.

  • fallout1312

    May 5, 2016 at 4:36 am

    Don’t you guys think your being a little to hard on Alpha? Why so much hate? Alpha doesn’t deserve that. I liked the episode. Please don’t put limits on James and Mike. Don’t be like WE WANT IT THIS WAY AND NO OTHER WAY IS ACCEPTABLE….I mean. Thats whats great about James and Mike Mondays….You never know what your going to get. And if James and Mike want to have a guest on the show whats wrong with that? They seemed like they were having a good time and that in turn rubbed off on me and I had a good time watching. Alpha seems like a good guy to me. James and Mike must think so or they wouldn’t have him on the show. That alone is good enough to say he’s welcome to me. He seems very knowledgeable about stuff. I just hate to see people bashing the guy. I mean he was just trying to have a good time with all of us. And instead of being treated like one of the guys, your ripping him a new ass hole. Thats not very nice guys. I don’t know. I just hate to see a friend of James and Mike get talked about like he’s no good and like hes not wanted or welcome. Cmon guys. Aren’t we better then that. On behalf of all the real AVGN fans Alpha I just want to apologize for the comments. I enjoyed seeing you on the show and hanging out with James and Mike. You made me laugh several times. And You seem very smart and know a lot of stuff about games and all…we everything. I liked hearing your take on things. It hurts MY feelings for the way people are bashing you on here…Thats not very cool guys seriously. Sorry Alpha….SOME of us enjoyed your company. And I’m sorry but that “I’m so Gothic I shit bats!” comment was freaking hilarious. I think Me and James both found it funny. He was laughing just as hard as I was. That was funny man. Well….Anyways. I just want to say thanks to James and Mike for the video like always. Please don’t let some of these hateful comments from letting Alpha back on the show. That just wouldn’t be fair to him. I just like seeing you guys do what make YOU happy. Just doing that makes a good video for me. Anyways….Thanks James. Mike, Alpha. Its was nice to hang out with yall like always. Thanks.

    • Zorg

      May 17, 2016 at 11:53 am

      You should be kicked out of here as well

  • Zorg

    May 17, 2016 at 11:51 am

    By seeing the high numbers of negative comments about that alpha nuts (which I can’t stand either) I hope James and Mike will make the right choice to listen to their fans and not putting this annoying person in their videos or anywhere near AVGN things period. Thx

  • jerry lowe

    May 22, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    Out of all the RE games ,,,I loved Resident Evil 2 the most

  • GHard

    May 25, 2016 at 11:54 pm

    Flying fucking leeches… dude that is a good theme for a horror flick

  • GHard

    May 25, 2016 at 11:58 pm

    james… you dont seem to stoked about resident evil…. Boooh 🙂

  • September 21, 2016 at 5:24 pm

    yeah i thought that guy sounded pretty stupid and obnoxious myself too

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