Mike Matei / March 7th, 2016
James and Mike play Goat Simulator… Baaaaaa!!!!
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March 7, 2016 at 12:15 am
Did you guys smoke something funny before this video? 🙂
March 7, 2016 at 4:57 am
James is just really old-fashioned. This sort of thing is just super bewildering.
Which makes me think, in like 40 years, James will be the funniest grandpa in history.
March 14, 2016 at 5:43 am
I guarantee Kyle Justin had them burning chronic at some point if not still. lol
March 8, 2016 at 12:51 am
If you asked a 8 ball it would say all signs point to yes.
March 7, 2016 at 12:21 am
Good Lord you guys. This was amazing!
March 7, 2016 at 12:44 am
Damn! Fun to watch. There are no words to describe this game, but glad you guys had the best time in playing it.
March 7, 2016 at 12:46 am
Whoever made this game, you’re my new hero!
March 7, 2016 at 1:29 am
Like watching two people laugh at a joke you’re not in on for almost 16 minutes. Argh.
March 7, 2016 at 1:40 am
lol nvm, it gets better
March 7, 2016 at 1:34 am
So that’s Goat Simulator. I can see why it’s so popular. I’ll have to download it at some point.
March 7, 2016 at 1:45 am
You never watch them laugh this hard on there other videos
March 7, 2016 at 8:43 am
Have you seen Cinemassacre Mailbag #3? That’s the only other time I’ve seen James laugh so hard. =D
March 7, 2016 at 2:14 pm
Live like a windrammer as you fuck.
March 8, 2016 at 4:13 am
Words to live by.
March 7, 2016 at 2:07 am
This was literally one of the funniest J&MM videos of all time. I have tears in my eyes. Amazing!
March 7, 2016 at 2:41 am
Well… That was best coverage of Goat Simulator ever made.
March 7, 2016 at 4:22 am
Nothing better than a good chuckle where you laugh so hard you’re crying and can hardly breathe!
March 7, 2016 at 4:40 am
Oh no, are you guys also gonna do the “dumb faces in thumbnail” thing now? I thought you were better than that.
March 7, 2016 at 6:25 am
This is my new favorite Cinemassacre video!
March 7, 2016 at 6:58 am
You guys were having way too much fan. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you guys laugh so hard.
Is there an actual point to this game? Like GTA missions? Or do you just go around fucking shit up?
Did you guys figure out that you can grab stuff with the goat’s tongue? It’s pretty funny to drag things around with you or grab onto something like the roller coaster and watch it fling you around like crazy XD
March 7, 2016 at 9:21 am
I don’t think I’ve ever seen you guys laugh this hard, especially James. Nice to see you enjoying the hell out of something.
March 7, 2016 at 9:58 am
That was HI-LARIOUS! Thanks for introducing that to me! I’ve got to buy a copy!
March 7, 2016 at 10:08 am
This episode of James and Mike Mondays is tied with Mario Paint for the best episode ever! So hilarious!
March 7, 2016 at 10:45 am
sooooooo, ummm vids still not working in chrome?
March 7, 2016 at 12:21 pm
Exactly my reaction! This game is hilarious. Hope you enjoy discovering all the other silliness in it. It’ll be interesting to see James acclimatize to new games now.
March 7, 2016 at 1:22 pm
My god… I nearly died laughing. Fantastic video guys!
March 7, 2016 at 1:23 pm
I would love to see an AVGN take on this game. Even though it’s unlikely, I just want to see how much fun/agony he has with it.
March 7, 2016 at 2:28 pm
The amount of enjoyment you two showed playing this should be a marketing video for Goat Simulator’s developers for selling more copies of the game. One of the best you guys have done.
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March 7, 2016 at 2:45 pm
I never heard of this game either. It looks pretty lame and glitchy. What is supposed to be the object of it? I didn’t get the point.
March 7, 2016 at 10:44 pm
There is no point. Lame and glitchy are the closest things to a point this game has. Glitches are intentionally left in because it’s more fun that way.
March 8, 2016 at 12:32 pm
So the intent was to make a broken game like Superman 64? What would be the point of that and who would buy it? Looks like more of a joke on the consumer and the audience than anything else, a good game for the AVGN to make an episode about.
March 8, 2016 at 1:35 pm
If you’ve ever played a sandbox game like GTA or Tony Hawk Pro Skater, more than likely you’ve spent time fucking around and seeing what kind of weird things you can do. Pushing the game, seeing how you can glitch it out, or just seeing what happens when you push 20 cars off a cliff. Goat Simulator is capitalizing all this, and basically taking any actual gameplay out of the game and giving you a ridiculous premise to explore an open world and just kind of fuck around. I think it’s genius and I love the game. And if this video is any indication to you, it’s a shit ton of fun to just be silly and have a useless, nearly unplayable game.
March 8, 2016 at 3:39 pm
This game is mindless and aimed at the “Family Guy” crowd. Dishing idiocy to idiots is more so catering to a specific demographic than “genius.” But I guess everyone has his own definition of this word…
March 8, 2016 at 10:06 pm
Dishing idiocy to idiots sounds fairly smart to me, because there’s many of them.
March 8, 2016 at 11:16 pm
@The Kaleidoscopic God. Like I said, everyone has his own definition of genius. This game was made by a couple of guys dicking around who ended up getting lucky; kind of like the creator of “Flappy Bird.” And like “Flappy Bird,” it’s gradually becoming forgotten because of its short lived success. To me that isn’t genius, but hey, we’re all cut from a different cloth.
March 7, 2016 at 3:46 pm
I hope there is a part two of this
March 7, 2016 at 5:04 pm
The best combo things in this game are the demon goat and jetpack.
March 7, 2016 at 7:45 pm
This was a very funny video.
This looks like a fun game to play a few times with a group of friends, but it probably would get boring very quickly if you are playing it on your own.
There also is a zombie version of this game called GoatZ Simulator.
March 7, 2016 at 8:14 pm
March 7, 2016 at 8:42 pm
This has to be one of the funniest J&MM episode. Really weird
March 7, 2016 at 9:07 pm
What time are james and mike on , central time???
March 7, 2016 at 9:10 pm
I got off work today and had a project to work on so I thought I’d put on some James and Mike Mondays to help me relax a little. You fuckers made me laugh SO FUCKING MUCH I couldn’t concentrate on what I was doing! Holy shit…your best J & M Monday’s ever!! Hilarious crazy game! And this is coming from a guy who used to live on a goat farm. Great stuff! ^_^
March 7, 2016 at 10:19 pm
You guys NEED to do this game again next week. Please for the love of god. We need to see more Goat Simulator and more weird mutations and exploring.
March 7, 2016 at 10:20 pm
I have a sore throat from laughing my ass off. Please do this game again
March 8, 2016 at 9:59 pm
Shouldn’t that have left you with a sore butt?
March 8, 2016 at 10:00 pm
Make that a sore “behind”.
March 7, 2016 at 10:45 pm
You should do whos the Daddy! next. This was sublime. I have tears in my eyes.. my wife is totally disoriented. “What are those nerds up to now”. Jajajaa
March 8, 2016 at 1:18 am
March 8, 2016 at 1:46 am
“It’s like his head is decapitated!” No, no it isn’t.
March 8, 2016 at 3:15 am
One of your best videos. I put off watching this for a whole day because I didn’t think it would be that interesting (Goat Simulator). Wow! So much fun discovering it and laughing with you guys. Thank you.
March 8, 2016 at 2:01 pm
That was AWESOME! Who would’ve thought.
March 8, 2016 at 3:25 pm
I can imagine every reviewer who gave this simulator high praise had the same reaction as James and Mike while playing it. I really couldn’t get into this shitty ass game
March 8, 2016 at 4:14 pm
Creepiest thing I’ve ever heard.
(Completely free. No spam, no malware, no virus.
Absolute fucking nothing!)
March 8, 2016 at 10:47 pm
Please find the Homebrew “Super Russian Roulette” It’s amazing and uses the light gun for NES!!
March 8, 2016 at 10:49 pm
March 8, 2016 at 10:58 pm
Great video. I love that you guys gave this a shot lol <3
March 10, 2016 at 5:05 pm
This is really amusing. I can tell you guys have enjoyed this! Never seen you guys have so much fun playing a game. It certainly shows!
March 11, 2016 at 1:08 am
Big fan, for years.. but I love how in none of these videos do you even bother to try any of the controls. You didn’t use the tongue at all. Nor have you actually used the “Blue Streak” mutator because you haven’t hit the special button yet.
March 11, 2016 at 1:11 am
It’s like if you never played Super Mario Bros. before and got the fire flower and … just never even attempted to shoot it.
March 12, 2016 at 2:58 am
Hey Mike, I know you guys probably get tired of hearing peoples random game requests, but I think I have a good one for you and James. Have you heard of Axiom Verge? It’s a side scrolling shooter that was heavily inspired by Metroid (practically looks and plays exactly like it). Since you said you guys were experimenting with different platforms, just thought Id throw that out there. It’s different, but not too far from what you guys are used to. Just a suggestion. Keep up the good work guys!
March 16, 2016 at 7:52 am
Omg!! This was totally unexpected. I laughed so hard that i was crying. Been a while since i laughed that intensely, thanks guys.
March 21, 2016 at 10:01 am
this was one of the funniest video in awhile thank you!!
March 25, 2016 at 12:33 pm
This was by far the most hilarious episode! At one point I could not breath from laughing at “the creation”. Thank you.
March 27, 2016 at 6:54 pm
Goats are inherently funny. They just are.
March 30, 2016 at 11:40 am
wtf was that demented bipedal spiked goatbox powered by dragon farts?
April 1, 2016 at 2:50 pm
I have to play this game!
July 9, 2016 at 6:58 am
This is such a hysterical video! Oh my god you guys made me laugh just by watching you laugh!
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