Mike Matei / December 25th, 2015
AVGN Bad Game Cover Art #25 – X-Man (Atari 2600)
December 25, 2015 at 9:23 am
YEAH, now I’m gonna jerk off!
Merry Fucksmas to all, and to all a fuck you!
December 25, 2015 at 9:24 am
But seriously, man; these have been great and I’m going to miss them a lot. Enjoy some much needed time off and start fresh in the new year!
Home Alone 2 reference FTW!
December 25, 2015 at 9:42 am
Merry Christmas, Mr. Rolfe. To you and yours!
December 25, 2015 at 9:59 am
I thought the western boxart of metroid, smb and some others were crummy to be honest. It’s just a collage with in-game sprites. I know it was to show off, but even back then I thought it was a crummy looking cartridge.
What does XXX means anyway? EXplicit, seXual and ?? ?
December 25, 2015 at 10:47 am
It comes from when porn movies used “x”s to cover the naughty bits on the cover of the movies. if the girl had three “x”s it was generally considered the dirtiest or with the most porny content.
December 25, 2015 at 10:14 am
Lon chaney? In a Porn game? http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/img/photos/2012/08/11/f1/35/PhantomOpera_284328a.jpg
December 25, 2015 at 10:54 am
Merry Christmas to all at Cinemassacre 🙂 Buon Natale e Buon Anno.
Barbie what you doing here?
PS And Happy New Year to you James 🙂
December 25, 2015 at 10:58 am
Another photobomb by the Twizzler mouth. Can that thing party or what?
December 25, 2015 at 1:33 pm
I preferred the 12 days of Shitsmas videos, but these were still enjoyable.
December 25, 2015 at 1:59 pm
James, you seem like you really enjoy making these videos. That makes watching them even more enjoyable. Best wishes to you, friends and family.
December 25, 2015 at 2:01 pm
Merry Xmas AVGN
December 25, 2015 at 2:30 pm
Merry Christmas to you too Guys!
And to all the people that type un their keyboards leaving asshole comments: I’ve heard they’re called goblins.
December 25, 2015 at 4:46 pm
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!
December 25, 2015 at 4:58 pm
Ex-X-men? Ex-He-Man? Ex… man? I don’t know what they were thinking when they did this cover, but I’m pretty sure that it was 50 shades of horrible. BTW, if that guy isn’t the most emusculated man in the world, I don’t know what it is.
Anyway, done rambling. Merry Christmas, James and Mike. All the best to you both. Oh, and Merry Christmas to the Nerd, that filthy perv! 🙂
December 25, 2015 at 10:01 pm
That guy in the picture is me…
December 25, 2015 at 5:51 pm
I watched a video of this game and it’s actually able to show a fairly detailed porn image for the 2600, unlike the hilariously indistinguishable graphics of the other games.
December 25, 2015 at 9:53 pm
December 25, 2015 at 11:08 pm
It’s like the video game cover equivalent of Ralphie’s dad’s lamp in A Christmas Story.
January 6, 2016 at 7:44 am
It’s an Italian game?
December 26, 2015 at 12:37 am
That game is awesome . I don’t play the game sexually i play it as a entertainment . Or would you rather get excited to two guys killing each other in real life?
January 6, 2016 at 7:45 am
What if one of the pixels decides it’s a scalar in a pixel’s body?
December 26, 2015 at 2:57 pm
The nerd gets us 🙂 Merry Xmas James!
December 28, 2015 at 7:00 am
I’m really going to miss these! Thanks a lot for amplifying my post-holiday blues.
January 6, 2016 at 7:43 am
The idiot calls this bad cover art. But it’s perfect cover art. The cover describes the game exactly.
January 13, 2016 at 6:35 pm
Please don’t tell me that the woman’s nipples are erect.
February 2, 2016 at 5:54 pm
Holy sh!t, does the women on the left have erect nipples?!?
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