Super Contra 7 (NES) James & Mike Mondays

Mike Matei / August 31st, 2015


  • August 31, 2015 at 2:42 am

    Contra 7!!! By the way James, did you hear the same news about Wes Craven?

    • bud

      August 31, 2015 at 4:18 pm

      Yeah, I’m surprised there’s no tribute to Craven yet. I didn’t see it coming at all.

  • Programmer_Danny

    August 31, 2015 at 2:52 am

    Awesome game!

  • M D

    August 31, 2015 at 3:00 am

    Alright, you’re trolling us now. Another unofficial Contra?

  • August 31, 2015 at 3:14 am

    Why again ? Just please move on with other games that we missed growing up .

  • August 31, 2015 at 3:39 am

    Actually the tall eemy that you see at 20 ish is the enemy from Shattered Hands

  • Lastor

    August 31, 2015 at 4:05 am

    Hey, something I’ve been meaning to ask you: were you ever into the ‘Worms’ games? Worms 2, Worms Armageddon, World Party, those like the pinnacles of my childhood and teenage years. Actually they’d make for great live streams with multiple players and all that.

    • ToadRoad

      September 3, 2015 at 7:39 am

      Such fun games to play with friends, especially Worms 2.

  • Robobobo

    August 31, 2015 at 4:23 am

    Another awesome vid. I would love to see you guys tackle Gunstar Heroes. I always found that game tough but awesome. Two Crude Dudes on Megadrive and Chameleon Kid would make good vids too. Anyways, keep up the good work

  • jasonjrf

    August 31, 2015 at 6:14 am

    OK now you guys are just fucking with me. Contra 3 Alien Wars it has to come soon? JK kind of. You guys are the best keep it up

  • Pablo1989

    August 31, 2015 at 6:31 am

    Aint 2stage boss are bassed on Cthulhu?

  • Don Skiver

    August 31, 2015 at 7:08 am

    Quit stealing all the power ups, James! j/k πŸ˜‰

    Crippled and delayed controls are probably the most frustrating thing in a bad game for me. I’m shocked you guys had as much fun as you did.

  • August 31, 2015 at 7:36 am

    It sucks wes craven passed away

  • Maoji Wang

    August 31, 2015 at 7:49 am

    Yeah, Chinese people made this. If you manage to beat it, you would see the staff screen, which is all in Chinese and tells you which company made it (Alien Technology of China). The company made a lot of weird unofficial games. I used the 30-lives glitch and beat it with my bro when I was a kid.

  • chris jackso

    August 31, 2015 at 10:24 am

    there are contra clones/remakes that run full speed, you should really try and get your hands on one of those cause its grueling to watch this slow motion gameplay the whole time. still good videos and i love it.

  • MrBrrumpkins

    August 31, 2015 at 10:45 am

    “Did you see how god that fast that bullet went!?

  • chris jackso

    August 31, 2015 at 11:24 am

    i love how every possible scenario goes through your head, your a great thinker, dont wear yourself out though!

  • August 31, 2015 at 12:48 pm

    I’d love to see you guys play more of the official Contra games.

  • urnapple

    August 31, 2015 at 2:09 pm

    Week 14 of 52: I would like to request β€˜Archon’

  • Antony Pols

    August 31, 2015 at 3:54 pm

    Awesome JaMM Session as always!

  • Weldin Dunn

    August 31, 2015 at 6:20 pm

    I think they are going to make this series into “James & Mike Play Shitty Contra Games”.


    August 31, 2015 at 6:50 pm

    I would have loved to watch this video the whole way thought, but there was some damn Flash ad on the page that kept playing and crashing the video. I wanna know if you killed all the aliens πŸ™

  • Wayne

    August 31, 2015 at 7:34 pm

    Luckily, there are only 5 stages of ear-bleeding music for this game. The ending is just one sliding screen of the credits in Chinese. You just need to hold down the B-button for rapid fire… the fire weapon is the best one to get.

  • luke highland

    August 31, 2015 at 7:37 pm

    You guys should play Circus Maximus (original xbox rare gem)

  • Dave Stokes

    August 31, 2015 at 10:33 pm

    I don’t know if they’ll see this, but GUYS, if you play THE IMMORTAL, play the Genesis version. Trust me. Much better.

  • KingMike

    September 1, 2015 at 12:44 am

    Pretty sure this was some random Chinese bootleg hack. And then once the ROM got out, someone decided to re-bootleg it on an NES cart.

  • Rennie Page

    September 1, 2015 at 2:59 am

    So what happened to bootsy?

  • heyyahblah

    September 1, 2015 at 4:03 am

    Hey JAMES & MIKE …. this game has a built in CONTRA CHEAT CODE LIKE THE KONAMI CODE … I have this game as well. You guys should have expreimented and beat the game, I would have loved to see that.

    HOLD down the A BUTTON on the CONTROLER and PRESS START at the SAME TIME.

    A+START and you get 50 LIVES. Works on my cartirage every time. I can post a SS as proof.

    Beat the game!!!

    • September 1, 2015 at 12:59 pm

      You can hold either A or B and press start. Holding both, by the way, brings you directly to the credits (or just by waiting through all of the attract demos). Another way for 50 lives is hold up and press B 5 times, then start. For level select, hold down and press B to increase the starting level number; press A to decrease the starting level number.

  • September 1, 2015 at 5:40 am

    Team Work guys Team Work! xD

  • itscmillertime

    September 1, 2015 at 12:54 pm

    Back in college i was really into all the super mario world hacks out there. Would love to have them on an actual cart. Tons of fun to play “new” versions of games you played as a kid. I also have my mario kart wii hacked. 200+ new levels! Highly recommend it since there is no online play anymore and the wii is useless now.

  • September 2, 2015 at 8:44 pm

    Booooooring. Watching you 2 playing a video game is like jacking off without the orgasm. Will you please fucking go back to making AVGN videos? This comes off as lazy, and you can’t be winning hearts and minds with this crap.

  • September 3, 2015 at 12:19 am

    as was already said, the tall robots are from “Shatterhand” (or “Solbrain” on Famicom). That game is AMAZING… Probably one of the best on NES… The gameplay, the controls, the music… It’s just all just fantastic. Definitely check it out if you somehow missed all those years ago πŸ™‚ would be amazing if you did a video on it πŸ™‚ U.S. and JP versions have a lot of differences and I personally prefer the Famicom version, but they’re both excellent!

    • September 3, 2015 at 1:00 am

      Forgot to mention that it’s also one of the best looking games on the system πŸ™‚

  • Glorious Gerbil

    September 5, 2015 at 11:04 pm

    You guys should try out turrican 2! Believe it was calles super turrican for the NES but not sure, ive gone for the C64 version of the game and it is so badass i promise you will have a hard dick for a month afterwards. It pushes that little C64 bitch to its absolute limits and it does it well. DO IT! DO IT FOR GREAT JUSTICE AND GLORY!

    • Glorious Gerbil

      September 5, 2015 at 11:23 pm

      Actually no super turrican is not the NES port of turrican 2 at all. Sorry…so fuck that just play Turrican 2 for C64 it will tickle your shootingsenses quite pleasefully i guarantee!

      • Glorious Gerbil

        September 5, 2015 at 11:34 pm

        Basically any turrican will probably give you a good entertaining playthrough, ive checked out megaturrican fast and im gonna get to try and play it through soon but looks real good from quick attempt tryouts ive made so far.

      • Glorious Gerbil

        September 6, 2015 at 3:54 am

        I was absolutely sure i had seen a NES port of turrican 2 but obviously i must have been hallucinating…strange. Dont do LSD boys…

  • Ben_from_G-town

    September 6, 2015 at 8:46 pm

    Why do you guys keep playing these silly glitched out Contra home brews before you even get to the other real Contra games? πŸ˜€ Man, this game is ridiculous. Contra is hard enough as it is. I can’t imagine playing it all glitchy and with bad controls.

  • September 9, 2015 at 9:27 pm

    This is soooo hilariously bad!

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