The Vampire Lovers (1970)

Mike Matei / October 10th, 2014

It’s Hammer time! From Hammer Studios, comes the first in a horror trilogy about the Karnstein family, a vampire story even older than Dracula.


  • October 10, 2014 at 12:16 am

    Love it!

  • October 10, 2014 at 12:17 am

    The whole video I was thinking, “This looks like Hammer goes Grindhouse.” Glad you pointed that out James. I love the older movies for their atmosphere. I think Hammer continues the tradition. They were a production company for The Woman In Black and, for all its faults, I think that movie did a good job of creating atmosphere.

  • GameCom

    October 10, 2014 at 12:22 am

    Ill have to watch this one.

  • October 10, 2014 at 12:25 am

    Pretty awesome. Check out The Hagstone Demon for more horror awesomeness.

  • Weldin Dunn

    October 10, 2014 at 12:28 am

    Cool. Might give it a watch.

  • Wazzafuzza

    October 10, 2014 at 1:41 am

    I love monster madness

  • Elvenking

    October 10, 2014 at 1:49 am

    So nice to have something to watch every night. πŸ™‚

  • October 10, 2014 at 4:19 am

    Love this film.

  • Don Skiver

    October 10, 2014 at 5:33 am

    Haha nice!! Boobs and blood! That’s what a REAL vampire love story is like! Not that sparkling in the sun bullshit.

  • October 10, 2014 at 5:44 am

    I got a pile of Hammer Horror movies on dvd I recorded off TCM years back but havent watched any of them yet

  • October 10, 2014 at 6:09 am

    Looks like a good flick !

  • October 10, 2014 at 6:21 am

    great as always.. but i always have problems with the new video format you use for the videos.. not sure what video you use but the older one worked better

  • skwij

    October 10, 2014 at 7:16 am

    This looks intense, and is yet another one that’s new to me! Thanks, James πŸ™‚

  • Toothygrin

    October 10, 2014 at 7:28 am

    Hey for those of you who wanta read or listen to the book before you watch the movie, like I do t’s public domain :). only a little over 3 hours long well worth the time.

  • Jimmy Reed

    October 10, 2014 at 9:12 am

    Man she looks hot

  • Pablo1989

    October 10, 2014 at 10:01 am

    +Half naked Ingrid Pitt, naaah just kidding πŸ˜›
    But worthey to watched anyway

    • October 10, 2014 at 1:01 pm

      not just HALF naked mind you..And madeline smith has an amazing rack too ^^

  • WakameSake

    October 10, 2014 at 10:45 am

    There’s a weird cut in this video towards the end. Was that intentional?

  • October 10, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    Well this movie isn’t so much about horror, more about boobs boobs and more boobs. Ingrid Pitt flaunts her rack at any opportunity, as does Madeline Smith, who has an amazing pair tbh
    It’s more like soft porn with vampires πŸ™‚

  • October 10, 2014 at 1:00 pm

    Why don’t you review Forbidden Planet 1956 and The Black Hole 1979?

    • Solidus Rex

      October 10, 2014 at 8:26 pm

      Forbidden Planet and The Black Hole are both great movies, but they’re more sci-fi than horror or monster movies.

  • Pimpalicious

    October 10, 2014 at 3:29 pm

    Never seen this trilogy, will have to check it out.

  • Claude Lilford

    October 10, 2014 at 3:31 pm

    Hammer time! Yeah! I love Hammer time!

  • October 10, 2014 at 4:01 pm

    I can no longer view your videos on my wii u Internet browser. My girlfriend and I would watch your videos every day on our tv using the wii u, but now we can’t. Did you get a new player? Please fix! πŸ™‚

  • October 10, 2014 at 6:55 pm

    ok finally some hammer. this one is great, I love it. the twins of evil is unwatchable fyi. james please tell me its not just ONE hammer this year haha. curse of the werewolf you’ve never mentioned which is great, and the mummy you can never mention enough its the best mummy flick. could always do more obscure hammer too like plague of the zombies or the gorgon.

  • Always_Last

    October 11, 2014 at 3:21 am

    looks gud

  • October 11, 2014 at 8:46 am

    where’s today’s new monster madness video for the 11th?

  • October 12, 2014 at 7:44 am

    who’s complaining about boobs? Their great and so is this movie. I enjoyed twins of evil. I never found Lust For a vampire on region 1 dvd.

  • Mega-Gojira

    October 13, 2014 at 9:29 pm

    Looks Bad-Ass!!!!!

  • TagaZok

    October 17, 2014 at 11:42 am

    Gonna get my hands on that one ! I luv old horror movies and MONSTER MADNESS! of course !


    October 18, 2014 at 2:13 pm

    This movie is jus GREAT. Lesbian vampires, and breasteses everywhere! It’s hammer at it’s perfection. Delivering spooky atmosphere, gore, thrills, and most of all fucking Peter Cushing!

  • March 24, 2015 at 5:33 am

    It’s surprising there is no Captain Kronos – Vampire Hunter (1974) review yet.

  • June 15, 2015 at 8:53 pm

    Exellent review. Also it’s very important that the dacapitation be a “head decapitation” like you said. Otherwise there’s something amiss.

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