Top 10 Worst Top 10s!

Mike Matei / December 12th, 2013


  • December 12, 2013 at 10:21 am


  • December 12, 2013 at 10:23 am

    Yay, a Cinemassacre video on my birthday!

    • benjamin santana

      December 12, 2013 at 2:26 pm

      Happy Birthday 😛

    • Deschkloth

      December 12, 2013 at 11:27 pm

      Happy birthday!
      This is also my wife’s birthday!
      And my boss’ birthday!
      AND the captain of the Winnipeg Jet’s Andrew Ladd’s Birday!

      I know of a lot of birthdays today! I couldn’t begin to calculate the odds but I’m guessing they’re something like 365.25 to 1!

  • Rick

    December 12, 2013 at 10:23 am

    James, this was the single most ANNOYING list of anything I’ve ever seen. 😀 In the funniest possible way. Deadpan randomness at it’s finest. ehehehehe!

  • darkknightdetec

    December 12, 2013 at 10:24 am

    You know people are going to immediately make all of these right?

  • December 12, 2013 at 10:49 am

    Fucking best list ever! 😀

  • December 12, 2013 at 11:02 am

    Wow James! That’s inspiring stuff!
    Wouldn’t it be really cool if someone did a top 10 of
    movies that feature walls being painted. Or maybe a top 10 of
    movies that show someone tying their shoe laces!

  • December 12, 2013 at 11:14 am

    Top 10 movies that have more than 10 bubbles in them.

  • xombium

    December 12, 2013 at 11:16 am

    This… Is pretty desperate. But its a joke and I laughed. Seriously though, why have so many top 10 avgn videos? We’ve all seen every video a minimum of ten times.

  • DON

    December 12, 2013 at 11:36 am

    Without a doubt the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life – thank you 🙂

  • Rezor

    December 12, 2013 at 11:44 am

    Hey guys, did you hear that youtube will cut making money on gaming videos?

  • GhostSniper

    December 12, 2013 at 11:48 am

    Johnny Thepp

  • semontrax

    December 12, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    One of your funniest videos man, this had me cracking up.

  • December 12, 2013 at 12:43 pm

    Top 10 movies without a title screen.
    Top 10 farts by Adam Sandler.
    Top 10 lawns in movies.
    Top 10 shades of grey in b/w movies.
    Top 10 bees that bit a main character.

  • December 12, 2013 at 12:48 pm

    Top 10 Newspapers In Movies.
    Top 10 Scenes Where Someone Is Sleeping In The Background.
    Top 10 Movie Fights That Should Happen But Didn’t.
    Top 10 Bombs That Don’t Explode.
    Top 10 Moments When Christian Bale Looks Directly Into The Camera.
    Top 10 Sandwiches.

  • itscmillertime

    December 12, 2013 at 1:19 pm

    At first when I saw you posted this, I thought it would be another clip show. I was very happy it wasn’t! Very meta at the end…

    I do think however, a top 10 worst shows from TGIF would be a good list. I can’t tell you how annoying it was for me to turn on the TV expected to watch some good ol’ family matters and have to watch Urkle fly through the roof of the winslows house 10 times in a row… compared to only once in a normal episode. I don’t even know what I’m talking about. Forgive me.

  • December 12, 2013 at 1:36 pm


  • CrushingC10996WM

    December 12, 2013 at 1:40 pm

    Well that was basically a huge waste of time. …..Totally worth it.

  • December 12, 2013 at 2:12 pm

    Top 10 Moments in Movies Where Things Come Into Focus?

    Top 10 Times Where Someone Drops Keys?

    Top 10 Most Slippery Floors?

    Top 10 Movie Skirts? (Actually, that one would be interesting…)

  • Brian

    December 12, 2013 at 2:52 pm

    What’s the movie shown when he’s saying “and number one” and it’s a guy ripping his face off? That looked awesome.

  • PresidentJenkins

    December 12, 2013 at 3:05 pm

    Johnny Depp should be in a sequel to 1954’s Them!, but they should call it Then!

  • Jackred89

    December 12, 2013 at 3:23 pm

    Top 10 moments most acclaimed hate but deep down love every minute of it.

  • Orionsaint

    December 12, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    Top ten weirdest top 10 list ideas. This video made number 3 on my list.

  • TheKingDuke

    December 12, 2013 at 4:37 pm

    Nein! That was so funny.

  • diegowar

    December 12, 2013 at 6:09 pm

    This top 10 should be in your top 10 too :p

    • diegowar

      December 13, 2013 at 10:21 pm

      (not that I think it’s a bad top you know, more like in the “so bad it’s good” category. Just wanted to clarify)

  • brokeheart

    December 12, 2013 at 6:15 pm

    How about “Top Ten Scenes That Have Nothing To Do With The Scene From Frankenstein Where The Monster Throws The Girl In The Water”… (wait a minute)

  • Liam Putrius

    December 12, 2013 at 6:26 pm


  • December 12, 2013 at 7:02 pm

    It’s so bad that it’s fantastic.

  • December 12, 2013 at 7:26 pm

    This was creative and entertaining, James. Well done.

  • December 12, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    here my 5 Worst Top 10s

    5 movie that have movie in it

    4 movie that say the name of move it

    3 movie that has tea set

    2 movie that hase ship in a bottle

    1 movie that have some name tommy

  • Uncle Sporkums

    December 12, 2013 at 8:11 pm

    LOL! Freaking hilarious! James, you sir, are an unparalleled genius!

  • Einsam

    December 12, 2013 at 8:14 pm

    how your just fuckin about with the top 10

  • Freudstein

    December 12, 2013 at 8:16 pm

    Come on! *zooms in on hat*……….Yes!!

  • December 12, 2013 at 8:34 pm

    Dear James… I have a question… Is your movie driving you coocoo? This Top 10 isn’t what I expected from you. Not saying it wasn’t fun to watch. 🙂

  • weathermangarver

    December 12, 2013 at 8:34 pm

    lol awesome

  • Don Skiver

    December 12, 2013 at 8:45 pm

    James…This was thoroughly weird and kinda fucked up…but I enjoyed it. 🙂

  • December 12, 2013 at 10:58 pm

    I created an account after years of lurking to tell you this is my favorite thing you have ever done (serious)

  • mysterywolf

    December 13, 2013 at 12:05 am

    Top ten movie pairs that will be confusing in the future.
    IE (Final Destination and THE Final Destination.)

    Because we all know how movie titles can be sometimes.

  • Jonnyfri

    December 13, 2013 at 12:09 am


  • Boo Daclown

    December 13, 2013 at 1:19 am

    johnny depp is the best. can u review fear and loathing in las vegas?

  • top

    December 13, 2013 at 1:46 am

    i’ll never be able to watch a movie with johnny depp in it without noticing him say then ever again…

  • December 13, 2013 at 2:48 am

    Well now we know what James and Mike come up with on their drunk nights.

  • December 13, 2013 at 6:40 am

    When I first saw this posted I thought, ‘This has to be the point at which they’ve lost all ideas and are thinking out their asses’…but then I watched it and laughed my ass off when the guy got badly edited off a cliff. lolol That should have been number one. Great post man!

  • December 13, 2013 at 7:42 am

    How about a lists that never made the Top 10:

    1. Top 10 Moments the MGM Logo Made a Cameo in a Movie (That must be the original “Annie” after the “Let’s Go to the Movies” sequence)
    2. Top 10 Horse Movies
    3. Top 10 Fireworks Sequences in Movies
    4. Top 10 Worst Musicals
    5. Top 10 Princesses

    That is all.

    • diegowar

      December 13, 2013 at 11:12 am

      The top 10 princesses isn’t that bad. Actually I’m pretty sure it’s already been made by a few people.

  • Jackred89

    December 13, 2013 at 9:27 am

    Top 10 Sex Parts for Some Reason Doesn’t Turn You On. Like the infamous Jack Frost rape scene.

  • December 13, 2013 at 9:44 am

    Someone should make the top 10 top 10 worst top 10’s. Assuming there are at least 10.

  • JimmyDash32

    December 13, 2013 at 10:40 am

    I would like to see a Top 10 willhelm screams. That would be epic.

  • December 13, 2013 at 11:15 am

    This is to painfull to watch :/
    you’re losing your touch James.

  • December 13, 2013 at 1:00 pm


  • December 13, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    Hi James, always love the Vids, sorry to be ‘That Guy’ but number 5 top 10 Brendon Fraser Screams has Matt Le Blanc and Blarp from Lost In Space (1998) on the title card not Brendon Fraser.

  • Hastaj00

    December 13, 2013 at 2:52 pm

    holy, a lot of these scenes are amazing. in you know, that particular kind of way. speaking of dogs, I just wrote on your Friday the 13th vid that John Carpenter’s The Thing was one of the best horror films of the 80’s. I told this story to someone recently – when I was 10 at my birthday had a bunch of friends over, same age, and me and me papa went to the video store to rent movies for the night. the main one we all watched was (I thiiiiiiink) the Charlie Sheen comedy The Chase (which is actually pretty good, even today), but by 3am or something, we put in The Thing, which my dad recommended we rent. By the time this scene came on, me (and all the other kids) were so horrified we had to (my mom I think) take the VHS out. Can’t remember if you’ve seen the film or not James, I know you did a review of the original The Thing from the 50’s.. still something tells me you have seen the 1982 Kurt Russel version (or even did a review of it). alas, spam? dunno but it’s still hard to watch 20 years later. :

  • December 13, 2013 at 3:06 pm

    Omg this is not just funny, this is genius! A top 10 of top 10s!
    Being italian I especially liked the unespected scene from Attila Flagello di Dio!! That’s a very cult movie in Italy! I’m disappointed it’s not in Italian, though, why aren’t you watching it in its original language, James? Do you happen to know whatever other language that is?

  • Hastaj00

    December 13, 2013 at 3:09 pm

    also, not kosher, but I really hated Tarantino’s depiction of Hitler in Inglorious Basterds. and I thought the movie was pretty much a masterpiece, maybe even my favorite of his. If for no other reason than they made him AESTHETICALLY, simply with makeup, such a fucking ugly man. Not to mention most his behavior was like a clown and bafoonish. I only say this because I’ve watched enough world war II footage of the guy to know.. well it’s just comically unrealistic (which I know wasn’t the intent). how else did he sway crowds of such size? It wasn’t sheer orator10ial skill, if mostly; and Hitler did look like a goofball once he started wearing that military uniform and hat shortly before the war started. STILLL, Basterds was about innnnfinitely better than that ‘uber-realistic’ (yah…) made-for-tv european production of his last days that was parodied on the net to the point of gagging about ten years ago. k i’m done gibbergabbing

    • December 13, 2013 at 3:52 pm

      While I do agree, wasn’t the entire movie pretty much ‘comically unrealistic’? Tarantino’s silly Hitler was a good fit.

  • kyle white

    December 13, 2013 at 3:52 pm

    love this video like all the others,would you mind taking a look at my video I made you inspired me to do reviews too,it would mean the world to me to hear your opinion.

  • December 13, 2013 at 5:07 pm

    Getting tired of all this re-packaging of old content!

  • frostare

    December 13, 2013 at 7:41 pm

    Another terrible Top Ten! That one was the vest so far! The best of the worst!

  • December 13, 2013 at 7:58 pm

    Number 1 Johnny deep says then WHAT?!

  • December 14, 2013 at 4:34 am

    The best part was when Johnny Depp said “then”!

  • fcabanski

    December 14, 2013 at 4:38 am

    …But first this commercial, for the 10,000th time, about a guy with noodle arms selling over priced computers.

  • fcabanski

    December 14, 2013 at 4:42 am

    Wow, Depp has been in a lot of bad “remakes” and “reimaginations”.

  • BRTD

    December 14, 2013 at 5:44 am

    AHahahaH))) Why is it SO FUNNY?!)) I couldn’t stop laughing))

  • boondockshephard04

    December 15, 2013 at 3:21 pm

    Does anyone know the movie the number 10 title card is showing? Like the monster/alligator roaring and looking like hes about to eat someone?

  • batratspidercrab

    December 15, 2013 at 10:13 pm

    Top 10 Times the Nerd says “ASS!!!!”

  • diego valadez

    December 17, 2013 at 9:46 pm

    so much lag, I feel like I’m watching this on a sega cd. good list though haha

  • Tee Haynes

    December 18, 2013 at 12:00 am

    Dude you must have been smoking some good stuff to come up with the idea for this video 😀

  • skwij

    December 19, 2013 at 5:52 am

    All right, then. Thanks!

  • December 19, 2013 at 9:00 am

    I dunno, a Top 10 Janitor list could be pretty good if it wasn’t just limited to movies.

    We could have Roger Wilco from the Space Quest series.

  • December 19, 2013 at 1:32 pm

    At 4:13 they talk German!oO
    It’s the german version of “Attila flagello di Dio”:
    “Wild trieben es die alten Hunnen” (~the old huns romped/got it on wild)

    They say: “Da ist sie, unsere Columbia!
    Ich entbiete dir unseren Gruß, Columbia!
    Lasst uns geh’n, hier zieht’s so!”

    that means approx.: “There she is, our Columbia!
    I give you our greetings, Columbia!
    Let us go, (the wind) blows heavily here!”

  • December 20, 2013 at 9:44 pm

    Top 10 Liquor Cabinets
    Top 10 Spider Webs
    Top 10 Crush Deaths
    Top 10 Power Rangers knockoffs
    Top 10 Fictional Videogames

  • Oropher

    December 21, 2013 at 4:37 am

    yayh, German at 4.15


  • January 14, 2014 at 9:14 am

    The whole net filled with reviews,top ten’s,unboxing’s,reaction to this and to that.We take from some other ideas and recicle them to make our own.And i know why you made this video trust me on that.

  • Ben_from_G-town

    January 24, 2014 at 8:34 pm

    I agree that there are way too many top ten lists going around, and these sure are some pretty bad ones! 😀

  • January 26, 2014 at 9:28 pm

    That’s that THEN

  • February 2, 2014 at 11:25 pm

    Anybody else notice he said “there’s six, only three more” can he not count or something?

    • bigbooster126

      March 20, 2014 at 2:58 pm

      he said top nine moments whwn hitler says nein

  • bigbooster126

    March 20, 2014 at 2:57 pm

    nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!

  • Devlin Anderson

    March 26, 2014 at 2:08 am

    Goddamnit James you should’ve quoted the movie BLOW with Johnny Depp, that’s one of his best moviesss!

  • April 4, 2014 at 9:22 am

    At the 00:29 Mark What movie is that From?

  • April 6, 2014 at 6:49 pm

    What about Top ten neighbors named Wilson.

  • April 17, 2014 at 5:53 pm

    Yo Dawg!!! I know You love top 10’s! So I put a Top 10 in yo Top 10, so you can review while you review!

  • Sun-Wukong

    May 8, 2014 at 1:36 am

    I’d be disappointed if “Top 10 Foreground Bushes” didn’t include at least one porno with a really creative cameraman.

    Think about it.

  • Sun-Wukong

    May 8, 2014 at 1:40 am

    This might be the most ridiculous video you’ve ever done, and I love it.

  • Zear Usme

    May 15, 2014 at 7:59 pm

    Anyone knows the name of the movie where the little cutscene where the Asian woman is eaten by the red monster at minute: 0:29 was taken from?

  • alexmustang692012

    July 29, 2014 at 9:27 pm

    looking at you WatchMojo

  • August 3, 2014 at 8:23 pm

    00:53 What movie is that?

  • cory johnson

    August 21, 2014 at 10:02 pm

    Hey, there is top tens at this site. just kidding!

  • frostare

    December 3, 2014 at 3:19 pm

    For another Terrible Top Tens, how about Ten World-Wide Known Characters Who Have NOT Saved Christmas.

  • February 17, 2015 at 11:40 am

    This video accurately describes half of watch mojo’s lists

  • Kent Gissing

    February 22, 2015 at 12:00 pm

    Then… I have to ask.. how bored were you, James? XD

  • April 9, 2015 at 1:42 am

    I cant believe that you brought up top 10 dogs in movies and left out the infamous “hey there penis” scene. For shame lol.

  • Liam McDonagh

    April 30, 2015 at 1:00 pm

    That was great! I loved the bits when you made a big deal out of something so tiny. It was so funny.

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  • Mechaghostman2

    May 22, 2016 at 11:29 pm

    That has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. ahahahaha

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