Where Did Their Hair Go – Song by Kyle Justin

Mike Matei / July 25th, 2013


Get the song on iTunes

Read the chords in PDF format with the following link

Where Did Their Hair Go – Sheet Music


“Where Did Their Hair Go” 

It’s said these are the legends of two scrotum guns, brothers.
Their names were Walnuts and Raisins.
It’s a tale about war, love, betrayal, and demise,
and it started ‘cause they had hair like Oprah Winfrey.
They wore mesh shirts, stoned washed jeans, and used lots of Aqua-Net.

Where did their hair go?
Where did their hair go?
Where did their hair go?
Where did their hair go?

Walnuts could shoot his load 3 miles high.
Pink leotard tanks wanted to get with this guy.
It was the 80’s and big hair was the thing.
While Walnuts was thick and luscious, Raisins’ hair was thinning.
Jealous and distraught, they say Raisins got duct tape and ripped all Walnuts’ hair off. Oh, oh, oh.

Where did their hair go?
Where did their hair go?
Where did their hair go?
Where did their hair go?

I remember when these scrotum guns were young.
The pink tanks always made love to the scrotum guns.
They rubbed their scrotes against everyone.
Now these balls hang so low, are so hairless and slow, and are wrinkled.

Rasisins set-off to kill the Ikari Warriors,
and made a mixed-tape for his girl.
Meanwhile, Walnuts sported a mohawk,
and rubbed the boobies of Raisin’s main squeeze. Raisins vowed retaliation…..
…..knocked him out with a Rubik’s Cube, had him break dance in parachute pants, listen to hours of Milli Vanilli with a Sony Walkman ’til his hair fell out, but the truth we may never know….

Where did their hair go?


  • July 25, 2013 at 1:51 pm

    HAHAH!! This is stuck in my head!

    • idonthavethebloodyoucrave

      July 25, 2013 at 3:46 pm

      LOL is this song about AVGN and Mike? Too funny!

      • Mike Brown

        July 31, 2013 at 9:34 am

        It’s actually a song from the AVGN Ikari Warriors

      • idonthavethebloodyoucrave

        August 1, 2013 at 11:52 am

        Could definitely be about AVGN and Mike though. AVGN’s comb over alone gets more and more ridiculous every episode.

      • alyssa walch

        August 2, 2013 at 10:24 am

        If you think Cheryl`s story is impressive…, 2 weeks ago father in law basically easily made $8361 working 40 hours a month in their apartment and their co-worker’s mother-in-law`s neighbour was doing this for six months and got paid over $8361 part time from there computer. the tips from this website, Kℯℙ2.ℂoℳ

  • KennyM

    July 25, 2013 at 2:22 pm


    • KennyM

      July 25, 2013 at 2:24 pm

      now that theme songs back all we need are the title cards. where did the cards go, oh how I miss you! Keep up the great music kyle, we missed you!!

  • Jel-K

    July 25, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    crazy and funny song ! good job!

  • Lozzo

    July 25, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    Nice, now I have a new ringtone. thanks 😀

  • July 25, 2013 at 3:33 pm

    Nice KJ. I will buy just to support you.

  • July 25, 2013 at 4:35 pm

    Great stuff man.

  • July 25, 2013 at 5:10 pm

    Haha great song. I thought the intro and the ending could be a little better but overall it was great. Lyrics are certainly awesome.

  • Forsythia

    July 25, 2013 at 5:27 pm

    Just by reading the title the chorus is stuck in my head again! 🙂

  • Slayer40k

    July 25, 2013 at 6:15 pm

    This song is always stuck in my head from that ep.

    Along with the cheat code song and BOMBING THE FLOOR!

  • July 25, 2013 at 7:04 pm

    Never thought I’d see a shark jump this celebrated

    • August 1, 2013 at 4:56 pm

      Watch the Spiderman episode. Now watch the Ikari Warriors episode. How is Ikari Warriors jumping the shark?

  • Topper Harley

    July 26, 2013 at 5:48 am

    Great song 😀 But i like the version from Ikara Warriors more 🙂

  • July 26, 2013 at 9:22 am


  • July 26, 2013 at 3:12 pm

    Without that crazed audience this has more of a…ummm…impact for me.

  • Boo Daclown

    July 26, 2013 at 6:18 pm


  • Prizm

    July 26, 2013 at 7:46 pm

    I prefer the video version 🙂

  • culwin

    July 26, 2013 at 8:55 pm

    The lyrics are even funnier on the screen! 😀

  • DTysonator

    July 28, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    Awesome lyrics, Kyle hahaha :). Keep up the great work, dude, I hope that you achieve your musical goals, man, don’t stop believing!

  • Patrick Moses

    July 28, 2013 at 7:14 pm

    awesome songs

  • July 28, 2013 at 8:55 pm

    Who’s got two thumbs and just bought this shit on iTunes?!

  • Ben_from_G-town

    August 1, 2013 at 5:44 am

    Hahaha awesome! Kyle Justin may end up revitalizing his career with this! 😛

  • August 4, 2013 at 2:00 am

    iTunes, man! Make it happen!!!:)

  • August 4, 2013 at 2:03 am

    Oh. Just checked. iTunes happened. Will be buying, sir!

  • Calavera

    October 7, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    Am I the only one who doesn’t find this funny? Not saying anything bad about Kyle just really don’t find this funny.

  • October 22, 2013 at 7:24 pm

    I love this song xD

  • October 27, 2013 at 8:10 am

    I did a remix on this song !

  • February 10, 2014 at 4:56 am

    love this song

  • September 18, 2014 at 6:15 am

    Kyle, please make a full version of this song. Like with drums and everything :3

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