Mike / April 12th, 2012
April 12, 2012 at 12:14 am
April 12, 2012 at 12:24 am
Godzilla all the way baby!
April 12, 2012 at 12:27 am
Because he goes to the Titty Bar every Sunday!
April 12, 2012 at 12:30 am
What version of the Commandments were you guys reading? Because the version I learned has some significant differences. For me, the way I learned it, compared to this list, the second commandment is the same thing as the first so it isnt there (except in the form of the first), and the last commandment is split in two (one for the wife and the other for the other possessions). And I think “Thou shalt not bear false witness” translates to “don’t lie”.
April 12, 2012 at 12:47 am
You fools you had gold! The first Indiana Jones movie is about them finding the 10 commandments. The Ark of the Covenant was important because it is where the Hebrews kept the 10 commandments. Godzilla could have shown up right after the ghosts murdered all those nazis
April 12, 2012 at 12:55 am
Thou shalt have Godzilla fuck shit up.
April 12, 2012 at 1:50 am
The Teen Wolf vs. Caligari one could work because they filmed Teen Wolf’s exterior scenes on the same backlot where Back To The Future was filmed, so since it’s the same neighborhood, Doc Brown would predictably show up there confused, thinking it’s Marty when he’s really run into Scott lol.
April 12, 2012 at 2:59 am
After the Ten Commandments star attacking Godzilla, how many times does James say basically? Good episode though (:
April 12, 2012 at 3:27 am
Basically Basically Basically Basically Basically
April 12, 2012 at 3:37 am
@Trekkie2063 the first and second commandments are not the same. The first one says put nothing before God (eg God is master of everything) while the second is saying don’t worship idols, period. Meaning while God is first, don’t worship a second.
April 12, 2012 at 5:35 am
@Khameleon Which is interesting. Isn’t Christianity, fundamentally, the worship of Jesus? I think most forms of Christianity do NOT consider Jesus to be GOD. Does this not therefore constitute absolute fail?
April 12, 2012 at 5:42 am
herbie VS christine …. any one any one
April 12, 2012 at 6:16 am
Kaleidoscopic: Look up the term “Trinity”
As far as the Commandments, the way they’re numbered vary from tradition to tradition, but all items listed are included. Some groups make idolatry #2, while others wrap the text into #1. In that tradition that makes the last two about not coveting your neighbor’s wife and then not coveting things that belong to your neighbor. Since I don’t consider a wife a part of my neighbor’s property I lean that way.
As far as Indy goes: I think having him swing between Mars’ moons seems slightly less over the top after seeing the nuclear fridge thing…
April 12, 2012 at 6:24 am
Maybe I was the only one who paid attention in school that day, but HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THE TEN COMMANDMENTS?!
Ready? Not looking let’s do this…
1. No other Gods
2. No false idols
3. No taking the name in vain
4. Honor father and mother
5. No killing
6. No false witness
7. No stealing
8. No coveting thy neighbors ox
9. No coveting thy neigbors wife
Okay I fucked up somewhere… Just looked it up, I forgot to keep the sabbath holy, now I go to hell.
April 12, 2012 at 6:25 am
Woah woah woah, no religious arguments!
We all know religion is magic.
April 12, 2012 at 7:01 am
You guys completely skipped #9, unless I somehow blinked and missed it.
April 12, 2012 at 7:16 am
ed wood ( ed wood) vs mr brown (reservoir dogs)
April 12, 2012 at 7:43 am
pretty god damn epic
April 12, 2012 at 10:05 am
I’m pretty sure the ninth commandment isn’t necessarily refering to somebodies actual neighbor, it means don’t falsely accuse others in general.
April 12, 2012 at 10:17 am
“Maybe I was the only one who paid attention in school that day, but HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THE TEN COMMANDMENTS?!”
– Historical significance aside, how does this even matter if you do not pertain to the religion? I mean, following the various points is one thing (most of them ARE agreeable, and in fact accepted moral standards in any society), but does one really HAVE to know about Christian beliefs?
“Kaleidoscopic: Look up the term “Trinity””
– Look up the term “Nontrinitarianism”. There are quite a lot of Christians who do not subscribe to the belief in this Holy Trinity. As far as I know, that was not a concept presented in the Bible itself.
April 12, 2012 at 10:27 am
You know, I always did wonder if there was a ‘Mrs. Zilla’. I mean, Minya had to come from somewhere, right?
But the weird thing is: if Godzilla was created from nuclear blasts and radiation, then wouldn’t he be sterile?
For that matter, where is Mr. Mothra? Mothra always has twin babies to protect, but how did she have them in the first place?
…future OverAnalyzers episode, perhaps? 🙂
April 12, 2012 at 10:53 am
Wow you guys came up with some crazy ones. I got to say Godzilla vs. The Ten Commandments was crazy. The basic idea of breaking every single pisses off God. There’s a Simpsons episode where that happens. There’s also an episode of Family Guy when people started worshiping Peter. It was an epic final match indeed. I mean you got one of the best monsters in history. Up against God’s laws which if broken could lead to end of the world. I don’t even know if you guys can top that. It was simply mind blowing.
April 12, 2012 at 11:04 am
@Dolly Dagger The answer to your first two question is Godzilla reproduces asexually and as for your second question Mothra is a hermaphrodite, meaning she/he can fertilize herself.
April 12, 2012 at 11:25 am
Please bring back Livefyre, but in the process, write down a strict set of proper rules for the site and how to behave 🙂
Awesome Most Unlike Vs. Battles episode by the way. So hilarious. The end fight is epic and total win! 😀
April 12, 2012 at 11:37 am
Neighbor in Christianity refers to everyone but you, but only the people that you pass that need help. One of the rules in Christianity, spoken by Jesus Christ himself in the New Testament, is that you must love your neighbor, meaning you need to help the ones that need it. You don’t ‘chose your neighbor’ according to him in the New Testament though.
April 12, 2012 at 11:54 am
Heres a very unlikely battle, how bout bambi vs the red telletubbie? How do you think they start off the death match?
April 12, 2012 at 1:24 pm
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April 12, 2012 at 1:25 pm
I just got one question about the last fight. How did pieces of the Ten Commandments get in the Ark? I’m kinda confused how that happen. I did watch it twice all the way through. Officially Godzilla broke about half the Commandments. Can someone help shine a light on how did this happen please.
April 12, 2012 at 1:58 pm
I hope that you’ll consider doing more of these. I love how the two of you can freestyle crazy scenarios from the various matchups. I can see how this might get old after a while, but I loved the first three parts and would very much like to see more of them.
April 12, 2012 at 2:06 pm
They explain it pretty clearly early on. The tablets were kept in that gold box and carried around with the Israelites. But then it got stolen/lost/whatever, and that’s why the Nazis are now having to try and find it and dig it up.
Also, I’m totally expecting some Bible nerd to come in here and “explain” to James and Mike how they were wrong about the commandments, or even try to “explain” how Godzilla could never defeat them because “no one can defeat the power of God”. 😉
April 12, 2012 at 2:30 pm
how bought Ronald McDonald vs. gumby
April 12, 2012 at 3:08 pm
Thanks man and I do agree they were wrong about some of the Commandments.
April 12, 2012 at 4:28 pm
@Kalidadope – Yes, but you asked how Christians would reconcile that, and there would be your answer. For multiple centuries that would be your answer. What non-trinitarians reconcile on that one you could ask them. Admit it, you weren’t actually curious, you were looking for an argument. The argument department is at 12A next door.
I think we’re all losing sight of the bigger picture here though – flying shards of the Ten Commandments attacking Godzilla is something we should all be able to agree should be on film.
April 12, 2012 at 4:50 pm
April 12, 2012 at 5:09 pm
Does anybody else have audio problems? I play anything else and it works fine on my external speakers plugged into my laptop but when I play this video, it is not very loud.
April 12, 2012 at 5:25 pm
I’d like to see a VS Battle between the Test Ride Challenge and the Raven.
April 12, 2012 at 7:19 pm
Hey Thrashing Deth you num nuts that wouldnt be a battle at all both Candidates never fought a single thing ever… There for your fucking retarded…thats all
April 12, 2012 at 7:25 pm
I’m a very big fan of these videos, they’re a refreshing change form the usual videos and are hilarious to watch. I’d be happy to see a series of discussion videos like this from you guys, every time you have a few beers and decide to put on the camera
April 12, 2012 at 9:42 pm
For some reason I never particularly look forward to these videos and have low expectations, but they always end up as awesome and hilarious! The random nuttiness is just great.
And Godzilla vs. The Ten Commandments turned out a lot better than I imagined! 😀
April 12, 2012 at 9:51 pm
doc brown shows up and there isnt a “great scott!” ???? how did you guys miss that hahahhahah
April 12, 2012 at 11:37 pm
I fuckin love this series, Me and my friends now have our own Most Unlikely battle discussions thanx to this lmfao, please make more of these when James gets back.
April 13, 2012 at 1:03 am
@Bam I could barely hear them. They must of had the audio turned down when recording.
April 13, 2012 at 3:00 pm
Hobson vs. Alfred and/or Arthur vs. Batman
April 13, 2012 at 3:35 pm
OMG james plz make Godzila v.s Natzis plz i will buy that omg like make them surend on one condistion if the amaricans will help out with godzila and like it was cased by the natzi exsperement gone wrong so do that plz?????
April 13, 2012 at 8:17 pm
Alright so the Ten Commandments were are in the Ark the whole time. I miss that a couple of times sorry. What an epic way to end the video. Clearly you two are very creative guys. You should let us pick a couple while you come up with the scenarios. For example Stay Puft Marshmallow Man vs. Pillsbury Boy. I guess Mike would say Pillsbury Boy is doing an commerical. Out comes Stay Puft Mashmallow Man who rips the ceiling off. Pillsbury Boy screams as he’s about to get step on.
April 13, 2012 at 9:14 pm
I don’t comment much on here so I’m sorry. After all those comments I made I forgot to say something. You really thought outside the box with this. Doc Brown kidnaps Scott who he thinks is Marty. Then go far back in time where Dr. Caligari was around. Without question my favorite part of the whole part. Honestly Mike this scenario you came up with was priceless.
April 13, 2012 at 10:10 pm
These shouldn’t be all that funny, but they are freaking hilarious!
April 14, 2012 at 1:46 am
@ Adam Smith
Don’t advertise or spam that blatant rip off shitty site here, fucking rude and in poor taste.
April 14, 2012 at 3:52 am
how bout a tag team battle
April 14, 2012 at 3:56 am
Rambo vs Jason or a tag team alien battle like ET and The thing vs Gort (the day the earth stood still) and The blob that would be a hard and awesome one
April 14, 2012 at 8:59 am
@Jarnor23: What do you by “reconcile”? I read the whole thread (religious debate is interesting to me) and I didn’t see anybody say anything about reconciling anything. So far, The Kaleidoscopic God, seems to make more sense than anyone else (talking on this subject anyways). Not to mention that slandering (I take that back. You didn’t slander him, in print it’s libel.) the guys name (“Kalidadope”) doesn’t exactly make you look any smarter. We call that being a feeder.
@The Kaleidoscopic God: Good Troll.
@Kushdc: No, its a good idea because it’d be hilarious to listen to Mike and James try and come up with a reason who never fight to be fighting (like Marcus Brody). THEREFORE, you a fucking retarded.
@OgreNerd: Seconded, it’s fucking brilliant.
Now that the replies are out of the way, I’m totally loving these Unlikely Battles vids, gimme more! Just for Shnitzengiggle, I suggest Pink Ranger vs Dan Hibiki.
April 14, 2012 at 9:05 am
*reason for characters who never fight, to be fighting.
*you are (Or more likely I am, because of all the places I could have messed up, it was when I made a joke about somebody else’s grammar skills. Fuck you, Kharma!)
April 14, 2012 at 2:12 pm
I DEF wanna see a battle between Jean claude van damme vs Ganon from Zelda
April 14, 2012 at 7:30 pm
@Jarnor23: Kalidadope? Brilliant.
It’s interesting (there’s that word again…) how many Christians (including you, it would seem) reject nontrinitarianists. Hell, most Churches seem to reject all other Churches, finding their little personal touches of beliefs to be ludicrous… It really goes to show how divided your own people are. The “religion”, if it can even go under one name anymore, has more branches than a tree!
April 14, 2012 at 8:03 pm
The godzilla robbing a bank and mcdonalds made me laugh so hard.
April 14, 2012 at 10:34 pm
Why can we no longer log in using facebook?
April 15, 2012 at 12:09 am
Cool video James keep it up.
April 15, 2012 at 6:10 am
Guys, why do you hate CGI ???
i adore them, makes it more believable and fun for me to watch.
well guess its a different taste;
April 15, 2012 at 9:49 am
I just a problem with Teen Wolf vs. Dr. Caligari. According to the ending of The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. Everything you seen before was a illusion. It was all in Francis’s head the whole time. Which means Dr. Caligari wasn’t even a person. How do you guys explain that?
by the way I just saw that movie on YouTube. I really like it for a movie almost an hundred years old.
April 15, 2012 at 10:52 am
^ A few things…
1) That’s nitpicking.
2) What if the whole thing took place in Teen Wolf’s mind?
3) Dr. Caligari was very real (he’s Francis’ doctor!), but he didn’t commit proxy murders through a somnambulist. Which they didn’t even say he was going to do in the battle.
4) This game is completely hypothetical. You could argue that the characters simply don’t exist at all – which is true. Again, refer to point 1. We also have Teen Wolf-J. Fox meeting up with Doc Brown, damn it.
Not only do you lack your self-proclaimed expertise, but you’re being very silly in general here.
April 15, 2012 at 12:41 pm
@The Kaleidoscopic God
I actually agree with you on this. They did explain how Doc Brown got involved. They didn’t say if Cesare was involved or not. I think the reason they didn’t is because Dr. Caligari was attacked out in the open. It might be possible the whole thing was in Scott’s head. If it was would make more sense.
April 15, 2012 at 1:56 pm
To me Godzilla is God because nobody fucks around with him. Godzilla is a true legend. 😀
April 15, 2012 at 2:09 pm
One small problem with the Godzilla battle, though: in the German versions of the films, isn’t Frankenstein responsible for all the creatures he has to fight? So it seems like they’d be good in that sense; the Nazis just force him to make another monster to protect the country.
April 15, 2012 at 2:20 pm
I’d like to hear how Anton Chugurgh vs. Bowser would go down according to Mike and James.
April 15, 2012 at 2:21 pm
make that Chigurh*
April 15, 2012 at 5:27 pm
I would like to see Freddy Vs Sonic very unlikely!
April 15, 2012 at 7:02 pm
@Jackred89: Gah, the calmness of your reply makes me feel really bad for resorting to “not only do you lack your self-proclaimed expertise.” You didn’t deserve that tone. Sorry.
April 15, 2012 at 8:00 pm
I don’t think Iv’e ever face palmed as hard as I did in this video. Mike is a raving moron. “Do not bear false witness against your neighbor” “I’m not sure I even understand what that means” Mike, you really are the stupidest person I have ever heard. “So Godzilla has neighbors?” SERIOUSLY?! HOW DUMB ARE YOU?!?! I mean holy shit balls. Learn the fucking Commandments idiot! It’s fine if your not religious or anything, but it’s kinda common knowledge! PLEASE somebody kill this man before he single handily DESTROYS Cinemassacure! -_-
April 15, 2012 at 11:09 pm
Wow. Talk about being out of line. You, sir, are a total fucking asshole. How can you be this fucking insulting over such a little thing, going so fucking far as to not just try your very best to make him feel like an idiot, but also wish DEATH upon the man? Your sense of superiority is severely misplaced. You are a horrible person and you single-handedly define everything that is wrong with this world.
April 16, 2012 at 12:01 am
@Elogotar – Try putting the pipe away and retry your query when in a sober state of mind. I can’t tell what the hell you’re trying to say here.
@Kaleidomope – You’re actually taking what that Andrew guy said as anything other than a trolling attempt?
My point is that the trinitarian position was the one held by every Christian for well over 1500 years. If someone wants to start a new branch of religion there’s not much stopping them, but don’t pretend it’s the exact same thing that was before.
For instance, Scientologists have their thing. They believe it, and that’s their business. They don’t call themselves Christians because they know it’s not the same, and good for them about not being stupid on that point.
The entire point of Christianity is that God came in the form of man and died for mankind’s sins. End of story. If someone says that it really wasn’t God that’s their business, but it’s something different than Christianity.
If people somehow want to claim different, that’s their free choice, but they’re not in the Christian tradition, they’ve started their own thing. If you’re really wondering about their theology in the matter do some research. You’ll find it varies from group to group.
Now, I know, you’re probably trolling, but just in the minute chance you’re not, perhaps you can see where clarity rather than touchy-feely PC feel good bullshit is of an advantage.
People can believe what they want, but I’m not going to say that if I think Krishna is really Darth Vader than I’m not going to call myself a Hindu. Maybe something about Vaderism… that has a certain ring to it…
Enough for now, I do believe you just paid for the five minute argument, not the full session. Good day.
April 16, 2012 at 2:08 pm
Aw, does that mean there will be no fourth video?
I mean, of course it’d be hard to top Godzilla versus the Ten Commandments, but I was hoping this would be a new Cinemassacre series or something.
Ah, well. It was amazing while it lasted.
April 16, 2012 at 2:44 pm
I concede that my Christian knowledge isn’t the greatest. God — or a part of Him, yet entirely Him — took the form of a human to die as a human so that He could enable Himself — as a whole this time, I take it, yet all parts of Him is a whole always — to forgive our sins? And that is the only “true” Christian belief, its most seemingly inane and random form?
And I did call it different forms of Christianity! But no matter your differences (and differences also exist between Trinitarian Churches), you all still live by the Bible — albeit as you see it — and you all still love Jesus, as you see him. So “less” Christianity, I think not. A different Christianity, maybe. But I see your point. From your perspective it is a big difference.
Also, “perhaps you can see where clarity rather than touchy-feely PC feel good bullshit is of an advantage” — my simple mind cannot comprehend this sentence.
As for Andrew there, why do people ALWAYS call troll? He seems genuinely angry. Not childishly provocative, but angry! Or is there really no such thing anymore? Is everything just done “for the luls”?
April 17, 2012 at 2:16 am
Okay, I’ll give you a pass on this one – Christian theology is not simple or it would not be something debated and researched for over two thousand years. You could say the same about many other religions as well. The finer points of these take a bit of research to get why one approach or idea isn’t like another.
For instance there are Jewish scholars who have a great reverence for Jesus, but do not think Jesus was God. They love Jesus, as you said, but that doesn’t make them Christians. They’re Jewish and proud to be so. Likewise Muslims have great reverence for Jesus and also Mary, but it doesn’t make them Christian or Catholic.
My point is that clarity of positions is more important than just trying to make everything inclusive. People can agree to disagree, and that’s fine. Trying to pretend no differences exist though is just an attempt at self-deception. Muslims aren’t the same as Christians, who aren’t the same as Hindus, who aren’t the same as Buddhists. Everyone has the right to search for truth in such a way, dialog between faiths is more important than just trying to say that it’s all the same.
April 17, 2012 at 2:17 am
Oh, and as far as Andrew, he seems TOO angry. I’m putting the safe money on trolling, as it seems of the form. I could be wrong though, but damn I’m sorry for him if I am.
Actually, I’m not sure which is worse. I don’t get trolls.
April 18, 2012 at 8:46 pm
Doc Brown: “Great Scott!”
Teen Wolf: “You called?”
April 19, 2012 at 4:02 pm
@Schloss Ritter – +1 FTW for you for the joke. +1 more for having a username that I do believe is from the Gabriel Knight series.
April 26, 2012 at 9:41 am
Jane Eyre vs. ED-209
The Care Bears vs. Cthulu
April 26, 2012 at 9:43 am
Nosferatu vs. Mike Ditka
April 26, 2012 at 9:48 am
Morgoth vs. Murphy Brown
April 27, 2012 at 12:15 pm
JarJar Binks vs Daniel Laruso before he learned karate. They are both suck in my opinion.
May 5, 2012 at 11:42 am
Mike, James it would be fun if you guys did BraveStarr Vs Walker Texas Ranger…but I know giving an artist an idea is like telling a fly to get off shit. I enjoy your videos very much!
May 24, 2012 at 8:37 pm
Care Bears Vs Gummi Bears
Swat Katz Vs Thundercats
Martian Manhunter Vs Cyber Demon
Indiana Jones Vs Devo
Joan of Arc Vs Joan Rivers
Teddy Ruxpin Vs Jawa
The Cast of Lost Vs The Cast of Land of the Lost
The Mask Vs M.A.S.K.
Chucky Vs Small Wonder
May 27, 2012 at 9:53 am
If Godzilla would steal anything, he would steal the scenes of any movie he’s in. 😉
May 29, 2012 at 7:43 am
Holy sh#t, how much bud do you smoke?
May 29, 2012 at 3:35 pm
ted bundy vs the pope
August 4, 2012 at 2:24 am
That was extremely retarded
Damn, and you get paid to do this???
February 12, 2013 at 6:32 pm
holy shit!!! this video is 2GB ???? … so says my downloader thing…. no wonder it takes so damn long to load… i had to go find this video on google from elsewhere…
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