Mailbag #4

Mike / March 30th, 2012

You can see Cinemassacre Mailbag #4 on ScrewAttack now. Check it out.


  • tomashresc

    March 30, 2012 at 11:35 pm

    first the worst

  • LicaWolf

    March 31, 2012 at 12:01 am

    “a movie that would  kick so much ass that I will need new butt cheeks!” Maybe James should start taking notes from those emails for the AVGN scripts, lol.
    Wow, the good messages were so moving. I wasn’t in such as hard circumstances as the people on these messages, but I was also having a difficult time in my personal life when I found the Cinemassacre website and watching AVGN videos helped me pass that time. You truly do a great job, James.

  • Thrashing Deth

    March 31, 2012 at 12:14 am

    “Ma the gods of furious strong be within you, and live like a windrammer as you fuck.”
    Nothing will ever beat that quote. Nothing, although the butt cheeks quote was good, it still does not compare close.

  • March 31, 2012 at 12:26 am


  • PrettyFunnyBro

    March 31, 2012 at 12:35 am

    does anyone else have trouble watching videos on screwattack now? I swear they have the shittiest possible player. whoever the asshole was that coded their player needs to go die. I can’t wait until the video shows up on cinemassacre.

    • March 31, 2012 at 12:40 am

       @PrettyFunnyBro it’s workin for me, there doesn’t seem to be any pixel settings or anything… (like youtube has)

    • Doogrisa

      March 31, 2012 at 12:49 am

      @PrettyFunnyBro Sometimes my videos buffer more then I would like. but I think its my internet connection. My Mbps is only 1.81.

    • Doogrisa

      March 31, 2012 at 12:50 am

      @PrettyFunnyBro Sometimes my videos buffer more then I would like, but I think its my internet connection. My Mbps is only 1.81.

    • ZachThompson

      March 31, 2012 at 1:15 am

       @PrettyFunnyBro I keep trying to watch it as well but it’s a piece of shit. I don’t think it even buffers, you have to sit there and watch it load every 15 seconds.

    • PrettyFunnyBro

      March 31, 2012 at 1:34 am

      If anyone wants to just download the thing, right-click save as

  • Doogrisa

    March 31, 2012 at 12:39 am

    I forgot I already saw this one. Thats the great thing about James Rolfe aks AVGN. His videos have great rewatch value.

  • Doogrisa

    March 31, 2012 at 12:40 am

    I forgot I already saw this one. Thats the great thing about James Rolfe aka AVGN. His videos have great rewatch value.

  • laughs

    March 31, 2012 at 3:20 am

    Hey James, I’m pretty sure that guy actually meant to say, “Fuck that noise;” it’s a pretty popular saying… Even Kenny Powers says it.

  • JeramieKruger

    March 31, 2012 at 5:16 am

    This one was a little lackluster compared to the rest. Who picks out the e-mails you read?! Probably ScrewAttack I am guessing. They kind stumbled on this group.. >_>
    Still enjoy these and the concept though. Hopefully James will continue them after the screw attack stuff is over.

  • March 31, 2012 at 8:11 am

    I enjoy these videos, though I’m assuming the first 4 mailbags were filmed on the same day.

  • DonMoon

    March 31, 2012 at 8:29 am

    I have to say – I actually hate watching things on Screwattack. I can watch everything else posted on this site but Screwattack just doesnt buffer fast enough. 🙁 Another thing I can’t watch I guess.

  • ClaytonHarmon

    March 31, 2012 at 8:51 am

    i love his videos,but hate the screwattack and gametrailers flash player

  • Storm101

    March 31, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    I already saw this video a couple weeks ago without the need for a ScrewAttack membership… What took so long to post it here?

  • Kagemaru

    March 31, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    Can’t watch it… The Flash Player is acting up 🙁

    • mariolover36

      March 31, 2012 at 6:13 pm

       @Kagemaru dude the same happened to me

  • March 31, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    Why does Screwattack buffer so slowly?  Is it just my computer?

    • Calavera

      April 1, 2012 at 1:10 am

       @DrDoug No it’s not just you, they usually are pretty slow for me too. Other videos load just fine, but screwattack is slow for some reason

  • Kenshiroh

    March 31, 2012 at 8:15 pm

    I am also having issues with the videos, as others have described.  I haven’t had problems with previous Cinemassacre videos on ScrewAttack, though.

  • AMillah

    March 31, 2012 at 11:41 pm

    God damn flash sucks. I actually watch Cinemassacre/SA videos on my iPad most the time so I don’t have to deal with flash. Videos play perfectly in their HTML5 player.

  • SavetheBears

    April 1, 2012 at 1:14 am

    Anyone been to check out Google Maps 8-bit NES thing? Its great 🙂

  • FloridaBoy

    April 1, 2012 at 1:26 am

    I got 15 supporters for AVGN to host Halloween Horror Nights…You are all totally super awesome…Help me get to 100


  • April 1, 2012 at 6:46 am

    “Fuck that noise” is a common trailer-park phrase across America. It is a way of referring to avoiding someone or something or that could be a source of drama or grief.
    Example of it’s use in a conversation:
    “Hey, wanna go to Ray’s tonite?”
    “Naw man, dude gets too drunk & you can’t tell if he wants to fight you or fuck you.”
    “Yeah, you’re right man. Remember the last time we went over there? Fuck that noise!”
    Love the mix of demented humor ones along with the positive mail. Thanks for sharing!

  • EwaY

    April 1, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    mailbag videos are nice

  • Doogrisa

    April 1, 2012 at 10:29 pm


  • Anthony33

    April 3, 2012 at 11:54 pm

    What’s the name of the video game the music is from at the beginning and end of this video? I think Pat the NES Punk uses it in his videos too.

  • clashkid83

    April 5, 2012 at 7:45 pm

    I’m not ashamed to admit, this video made me tear up.

  • Steven

    April 25, 2012 at 12:35 am

    im amazed at the amount of joes that are AVGN fans.agin i thaught i had to be the only one and agin i was dead fuckin going to bring up the movie next drill and see if i can some new [email protected] FloridaBoy my dumbass smart phone wont let me vote so ill have to try agin when i get to a pc

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