Most Unlikely VS Battles (Part 2)

Mike / March 8th, 2012


  • corpsecraft

    March 8, 2012 at 1:48 am

    You guys need to find the game “Who Would Win.” It’s basically what you’re doing right now, but it puts the two into a situation and you have to decide who would win. It also has a scoring system, I believe, and a few other rules. It would be amazing to see you two play that for a video.

  • Doogrisa

    March 8, 2012 at 2:03 am

    Bob Barker vs. R.O.B.

  • aarronrubio22

    March 8, 2012 at 2:06 am

    Andy Griffith vs. Godzilla

    • legend killer

      March 8, 2012 at 2:52 am

      lol!!!! @aarronrubio22

    • Farnomus

      September 8, 2016 at 8:31 pm

      But That Would Be Unfair…Andy Griffith Always Wins.

  • malice936

    March 8, 2012 at 2:26 am

    “suck this guy, suck that guy” rofl wow. I’d actually like to see some of these in a crappy cartoon or something it would be funny as hell XD

  • Spottedfeather

    March 8, 2012 at 2:27 am

    Shredder versus Edward Scissorhands
    Spongebob Squarepants versus Lion-O

  • Wax_On_Wax_Off

    March 8, 2012 at 2:33 am

    mike’s story actually seems believable 

  • Lily C

    March 8, 2012 at 2:38 am

    Heath Ledger’s Joker vs Kefka from FF3.

  • Arcade

    March 8, 2012 at 2:51 am

    Mike’s laugh is fucking contagious, it cracks me up.

  • MattHerrick

    March 8, 2012 at 2:51 am

    Barney Fife vs. Metal Gear REX

  • SpacemanSpliff

    March 8, 2012 at 3:03 am

    Leprechaun vs zeus from NO HOLDS BARRED and the WWF bitches

  • March 8, 2012 at 3:03 am

    I always suspected Megatron was part Native American

  • AmpSanders

    March 8, 2012 at 3:05 am

    The Angry Video Game Nerd vs. Mark from Classic Game Room.
    James vs. Anna Kournikova (spelling?)
    Gilbert Grape vs. Forest Gump
    Grandpa Smurf vs. Keebler Elf vs. Snap, Crackle, and Pop
    Ryu vs. Shaq
    Billy Ray Cyrus vs. The Tick
    Bill Hicks vs. Bill O’Rielly
    I have a million of them! Anyone want to see any of these?

  • Lily C

    March 8, 2012 at 3:09 am

    Simon Belmont as he was portrayed in Captain N vs Launchpad McQuack.

    • AmpSanders

      March 8, 2012 at 3:10 am

       @Lily C Ripcord would win in a fight.

    • Wulfsige

      March 8, 2012 at 3:49 am

       @Lily C No No, they have to be different characters to fight.  😛

  • JeffHopkins

    March 8, 2012 at 3:22 am

    these are the funnest new series. cant wait for more.

  • Damion1981

    March 8, 2012 at 3:31 am


  • Damion1981

    March 8, 2012 at 3:33 am

    Tinkerbell vs Ron Jeremy…

  • PrettyFunnyBro

    March 8, 2012 at 3:33 am

    ROFL @ the second one!!

  • FrankCabanski

    March 8, 2012 at 3:37 am

    James vs Mike.  Mike wins in drawing.  James wins in movie making.  But who wins in a battle of smart ass comments?

  • FrankCabanski

    March 8, 2012 at 3:41 am

    James missed Jack saying “Chief…”

  • Jonathan Hernandez

    March 8, 2012 at 3:50 am

    That was funny as hell omg lol good stuff yo like rlly can’t wait to see more oh and how about mario vs go go gadget lol that be funny (follow the glow) lmao also a funny review that DVD review had me dying on the floor lmfao k take care y’all

  • Funeralfog

    March 8, 2012 at 4:07 am

    holy shit the chief Vs Unicron had me in tears

  • djblazekin

    March 8, 2012 at 4:20 am

    whats the song in the begining

    • thizzlers559

      March 8, 2012 at 4:25 am

       @djblazekin im wondering the same question

  • SforzandoFilms

    March 8, 2012 at 4:21 am

    I got one. Louis Tully from Ghostbusters vs. Damien from The Omen

  • StevenChapman

    March 8, 2012 at 4:25 am

    i got one michael myers vs pippy longstocking

  • DaveRipley

    March 8, 2012 at 4:31 am

    switchfoot meant to live is the song

    • thizzlers559

      March 8, 2012 at 4:36 am

       @DaveRipley thank u soooo much

      • DaveRipley

        March 8, 2012 at 4:37 am

         @thizzlers559 No Bother

  • Lily C

    March 8, 2012 at 5:13 am

    Tony the Tiger vs Count Chocula.
    I’d love to see a Super Smash Bros game with all the old cereal mascots from the 80s and 90s.

  • BryanRichardGay

    March 8, 2012 at 5:19 am

    You guys are ridiculous. I do this same thing with my friends. Brilliant. very funny.

  • Orankimanki

    March 8, 2012 at 5:34 am

    Stephen Hawking vs. Ray Charles, curious to see how they go about it.

  • StFelix

    March 8, 2012 at 5:42 am

    I about shit myself when he did his Bob impression.

  • RyanSanders

    March 8, 2012 at 6:06 am

    Mr.Bucket vs Guinan

  • timeawesomemaker

    March 8, 2012 at 7:04 am

    first off, what’s the music.
    also, this is really good.
    Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters

  • TuomasTakkumaki

    March 8, 2012 at 7:21 am

    Harry Warden vs. Godzilla

  • jonas1

    March 8, 2012 at 7:30 am

    Are you high when making this show? 😉

  • JohanLarsValdemarHansson

    March 8, 2012 at 8:05 am

    Laurel & Hardy VS. Abbott & Costello

  • mikebyrne84

    March 8, 2012 at 8:05 am

    cheif vs unicron, i would have gone with a psychotic episode now that he’s off his meds, but galvatron works too

  • J.R. Blake

    March 8, 2012 at 8:20 am

    I love Mike’s insane laugh. lol. That shit’s infectious.

  • March 8, 2012 at 8:26 am

     @timeawesomemaker The fuck?   How does one have the ability to make their typed words travel off the screen like you did?

    • PsychoNerd

      March 8, 2012 at 8:43 am

       @creecreehoneybee  @timeawesomemaker Magic!

  • Erizot

    March 8, 2012 at 8:46 am

    very funny stuff!

  • March 8, 2012 at 9:10 am

    Who Vs Who?

  • March 8, 2012 at 9:12 am

    That makes no sense whatsoever, Mike.  If the gas is poisonous, it will deterorate their health, probabaly make their blood tainted, and people won’t just be lying on the streets forever.  They’ll either get better, get worse and die, or die from starvation or something.

  • Bronson

    March 8, 2012 at 9:36 am

    Mike has the best laugh ever! 😀

  • Master Mind Akhil Rajput

    March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am

    Better than

  • Fernando Zuloaga

    March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am


  • Coby Watts

    March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am

    this new?

  • Stuart McCaskie

    March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am


  • Callum Cenobite

    March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am

    lol i cracked up on the cheif part

  • Johnny L. de Alba

    March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am

    The Chief would win against unicron.

  • Ryan Freeborn

    March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am

    Meh. C’mon guys!

  • Patrizio Steel Giannini

    March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am

    silent house is a bullshit

  • Carlos Molocho

    March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am

    Funny as hell!

  • Trevor Switzer

    March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am


  • Roland Alaniz

    March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am

    Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder) vs. Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)

  • Paul Roark

    March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am

    these are great guys. looks like from the same session. why must you hold back the goods!? lol

  • Jeff Hopkins

    March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am

    cant wait for more of these. have me laughing my ass off everytime. keep these up.

  • Dylan Paul McGinn

    March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am

    That’s some good old fashioned ” do it yourself fun” being done there good job.

  • Chef Jason Mcgoldrick

    March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am

    whats this have to do with avgn

  • Luke Pearsall

    March 8, 2012 at 9:42 am

    This was epic!! Please do more.

  • RyanRardin

    March 8, 2012 at 9:48 am

    I’ve got one. Bob from Fight Club vs. Ivan Drago.

  • March 8, 2012 at 9:54 am

    If Unicron is going to fight anyone, it should be Mogo, Oa, or Ego.  I think Mogo would be intresting because you could have a story about Unicron finally running out of power so he tries to obtain the power of Fear and become the biggest Yellow Lantern in existence.  Mogo batles him with his green energy, but Unicron’s yellow body would be too much for the planet who would destroy him.
    Throw Galactus in the mix and it gets even better.  Can Galactus abosrb energy from a living planet?  Would it be easier to more difficult to absorb that energy if he can?  Would he just suck all the energy out of Unicron leaving him a lifeless shell?  The world may never know…

    • Jarnor

      March 11, 2012 at 6:53 am

       @Firewall_Philip_Hanan Far too serious for this kind of silliness.  For the spirit of this, for instance, pit Unicron against the roach that lives in the twinkie in Wall-E, or perhaps The Elements of Harmony.

  • fightgenie

    March 8, 2012 at 10:13 am

    My god this is so funny. Remember, you are my number one! And I!
    yes sir.

  • March 8, 2012 at 10:16 am

    Here are some more unlikely Vs Battes:
    Green Giant Vs Gozilla
    King Kong Vs Marshmallow Man (Because we all know Godzilla would melt him)
    Transformers Vs Phalanx
    Survivor Castaways Vs Gilligan’s Island
    Roger Rabiit Vs Yakko Warner
    Freddy Vs Edward Scissorhands (Freddy Vs Eddy, get it?)
    Joe Pesci Vs Gilbert Godfried
    Danny Devito Vs Vern Troyer
    Rainman Vs Forest Gump
    Short Circuit Vs R.O.B. the Robot
    2 Stupid Dogs Vs Duck Hunt Ducks
    Man-Thing Vs Swamp Thing
    Bill Murray Vs Jeff Daniels
    Old Gregg Vs Ru Paul
    Andy Griffith Vs Mike Meyers (of Halloween)
    Annoying Orange Vs Tomato From VeggieTales
    Fred Vs Pee-Wee Herman
    ED-209 Vs Metal Gear Rex
    Rambo Vs Metal Gear (From MGS3)
    Lawn Mower Man Vs The Matrix
    The Belmonts Vs Devo
    Chuck Norris Vs Vamp
    Mrs. Doubtfire Vs Tootsie
    Fred Flintstone Vs John Cena
    Wolfman Vs Sabretooth
    Gumby Vs Plasticman
    Cringer Vs Garfield
    Kevin Levin Vs T-1000Peter Griffin Vs Chris Farley
    Breakfast Club Vs Fight Club (Yes, the mot Unlikely Battle in History!!!)

    • StevenChapman

      March 8, 2012 at 12:10 pm

       @Firewall_Philip_Hanan lol rambo would pwn the shagohad

    • March 10, 2012 at 11:57 pm

       @Firewall_Philip_Hanan you are a wack job, aren’t you?

  • vasilis

    March 8, 2012 at 10:36 am

    i hope there is a number 3!:)

  • Red_Valor

    March 8, 2012 at 10:59 am

    Mike came out with some crazy shit right there, he basically fucked james because you can’t relate those two charachters easily, but james somehow related them in a similarly crazy way xD

  • Big McLargehuge

    March 8, 2012 at 11:03 am

    I don’t know if I’m laughing at what you guys are saying or if I’m just laughing at you guys laughing… either way it’s infectious.

  • MaxMarriott

    March 8, 2012 at 11:08 am

    Mr. Spock vs. The Giant Claw
    Batman vs. Pee Wee Herman
    Jason Voorhees vs. Buzz Lightyear

    • Spottedfeather

      March 8, 2012 at 7:43 pm

       @MaxMarriott The giant claw ?

  • fdfgdgsdf

    March 8, 2012 at 11:31 am


  • fdfgdgsdf

    March 8, 2012 at 11:33 am

    Forum for AVGN fans:!AVGN/

  • TheMightyOne

    March 8, 2012 at 11:34 am

    Would be pretty epic if Fred Fuchs was in the next one. Fred Fuchs vs The douche from Plumbers don’t wear ties or something.

    • MikeDuval

      March 8, 2012 at 11:43 am

       @TheMightyOne Greatest name ever, I’m going to name my first born after Mr. Fuchs

  • vasilis

    March 8, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Barach Obama VS Rambo
    Michael Myers VS Ghostface
    Pinhead VS Chucky
    Letherface VS Lepracaun
    Jason VS Superman
    Frddy VS Woolfman and the Frankensein monster Force
    Hanibal VS Batman
    The Hedless horseman VS the Hedded horseman
    Chuck Noris VS all of the above COMBINED!!!!!


    March 8, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    So that’s why they are laughing so loud:

    • Elyjaah

      March 8, 2012 at 3:19 pm

       @MR_BUSTER This is so poorly made that it’s awesome.

  • FoxeyeValkyrie

    March 8, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    Carebears vs Power Rangers

  • Darkhyrulelord

    March 8, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    I would actually want to see the battle of the henchmen movie.  Since they are in a chemical plant, MANY things could go wrong and maybe they could mutate bizarrely like in Gremlins 2.

    • Curtis Maximus

      March 9, 2012 at 12:24 am

      i was thinking about gremlins 2 as well with that injection that allowed the gremlin to go out into the light 🙂

  • timeawesomemaker

    March 8, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    WTF it happened again!
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  • Alexandre Silva

    March 8, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    best show ever next to Firefly 😀

  • Jukka Nieminen

    March 8, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    thanks for reminding me!

  • Marvipe

    March 8, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    ……I don’t know who Renfeild or Bob is. and if the people of London were poisoned, wouldn’t there blood be contaminated? besides, one single vampire can’t drink all the blood from multiple bodies in one night, he would get totally full and bloated aaaand I’m looking way too into this aren’t I? it’s just supposed to be a joke. ok, I’ll stop now.

    • TechnoBatman

      March 8, 2012 at 3:48 pm

       @Marvipe  So what you are saying is you’ve never danced with the devil in the pale moon’s light and you drink….wine?

    • Spottedfeather

      March 8, 2012 at 7:43 pm

       @Marvipe You’ve never watched the 1989 Batman ? You’ve never watched Dracula ?

  • Roth

    March 8, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Let’s say Bob from Batman won that fight. Next I wanna see Bob versus the Bob from Twin Peaks!


    March 8, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    WALL-E vs. Iñigo Montoya

  • IronGiant

    March 8, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    But the blood would be poisoned?

  • Rosvolainen

    March 8, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    This is like the best commercial for pot I’ve ever seen. 🙂

  • zfriedcod

    March 8, 2012 at 2:43 pm

    wooooow these are sooo funny … i love this bit
    you guys need to make ALOT more of these it ROCKS!!!

  • Kaleidoscopic God

    March 8, 2012 at 3:04 pm

    Corey Feldman vs. Solar Flare.

  • pig mime

    March 8, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    what about batman vs. the giant claw.  there`s a movie i wanna see.

  • AnthonyA1

    March 8, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    Quint (Jaws) vs Owen’s Mama (Throw Mama from the Train)

  • JeremyJones

    March 8, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    Alfred (from Batman) Vs. Nell (from Gimme a Break.)

  • smradio

    March 8, 2012 at 6:36 pm

    I know this is totally out of context, but I laughed so hard when Mike said “…then just goes around and… sucks this guy, sucks that guy, sucks the other one…” XD

    • blair85

      March 8, 2012 at 7:30 pm

       @smradio I totally thought that too

  • theretrogamer14

    March 8, 2012 at 7:18 pm

    Mr. Duke (from Fear and Loathing) vs. Mr. Brown (from Reservoir Dogs)

  • theretrogamer14

    March 8, 2012 at 7:18 pm

    Mr. Duke (from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) vs. Mr. Brown (from Reservoir Dogs)

  • pig mime

    March 8, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    what about Napoleon Dynamite vs.  Howard the duck

  • Mister Buckethead

    March 8, 2012 at 8:28 pm

    The Joker is going to shoot him ? Of course not, he’s BOB for christ’s sake ! The only way he could kill him would be by intensely masturbating his shoulder while breathing very loudly !

  • NeilHammond

    March 8, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    Madea Vs. Godzilla

  • BaldFrenchGuy

    March 8, 2012 at 8:56 pm

    venom from spider-man vs chip from transformers

    • Jarnor

      March 11, 2012 at 6:56 am

       @BaldFrenchGuy For a second there I thought you were talking about the Rescue Ranger.

  • Alan Silsby

    March 8, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    should do Ethel Merman’s character from It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad World vs Rorschach from Watchmen

  • Raymond Lutz

    March 8, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    Who is that guy with the Yuengling hat. I haven’t seen that guy in forever 😛 … jk. Best of luck james with your current movie.

  • Brian Erskine

    March 8, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    PVP: Popeye vs. Predator

  • Martin Tollberg

    March 8, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    I got a couple of good ones you can do in future videos1. Predator vs. ET 2. K vs. Jar Jar Binks 3. Stay Puft Mashmallow Man vs. Pillsbury Boy 4. Jason Voorhees vs. Sheldon Cooper 5. Optimus Prime vs. Gremlins 6. Beetlejuice vs. Marry Poppins 7. Ewoks vs. The Jetsons

  • Martin Tollberg

    March 8, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    I tried fixing it up so you can see it better. Unfortunately it didn’t quite work I hope you enjoy some of my ideas.

  • Dave Beaudoin

    March 8, 2012 at 9:23 pm


  • Alberto Fonseca

    March 8, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    Toda gente sabe que o melhor bacalhau vem da Noruega. Então porquê não fazemos como na Noruega? La julgam os politicos e os banqueiros como os criminosos por ter mal governado e ter abusado do seu poder.

  • Aaron Wells

    March 8, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    I got one Simon Belomt vs Bowser

  • August Modigs

    March 8, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    Funniest shit I’ve seen XD

  • Yannick Faucher

    March 8, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    LOL! It’s hard to not laugh with you guys. 🙂

  • Luis Matos

    March 8, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    I dont really enjoy videos like this. I enjoy “real” movie and game reviews. This bores me… Sorry.

  • Martin Tollberg

    March 8, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    I almost forgot I really like Renfield vs. Bob. I wish someone can take that scenario. Then make it all happen in a video which would be awesome.

  • NicholasBurke

    March 8, 2012 at 9:42 pm

    Michael Jackson in Mech form from Moonwalker Vs ????

  • OfficialJab

    March 8, 2012 at 10:02 pm

    ‘Basically’, they said ‘chemicals’ a lot this time.

  • darknerd64

    March 8, 2012 at 10:29 pm

     @games Dislike

    • petehvill

      March 8, 2012 at 10:35 pm

       @darknerd64  @games

  • darknerd64

    March 8, 2012 at 10:37 pm

    I like how you guys make up these scenarios and somehow connect the two different characters. Keep it up!

  • petehvill

    March 8, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    he sucks this guy, sucks that guy, sucks the other one…

  • DylantheD

    March 8, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    Buffy the Vampire Slayer VS. Leatherface

  • tommylshaw

    March 8, 2012 at 11:53 pm

     @games actually they are pretty funny if you think of them as cinemassacre and not avgn. he didnt make cincemassacre  for just avgn its for his work in other things such as his likes for horror, comics and movies. i think you need to actually read what this website is about rather than thinking your going to see an avgn episode the next day.  if anything your half of a tard for them to think that they look uncomfortable in front of a camera they were trying to come up for a story line for characters from movies on a versus match. i would like to see you try and do that and personally if you want to watch something about video games i hear the irate gamer is up your ally

    • games

      March 9, 2012 at 10:54 am

       @tommylshaw Every interview or non AVGN video James does he looks very uncomfortable/nervous. Just an observation. The last sentence in my post wasn’t necessary. And neither are your “tard” comments or bullshit about the irate gamer being up my ally. Relax. James isn’t your best friend. You don’t know him personally. No reason to get so upset because someone thinks he’s not comfortable in front of the camera.

  • March 9, 2012 at 12:06 am

    the thing vs bill nye the science guy
    darth vader vs uber jason (jason x)
    rocky vs ryu (street fighter)
    TMNT vs gremlins
    Link vs T-800 (terminator)
    indy jones vs GORT (the day the earth stood still)
    Bart (simpsons) vs Biff (BTTF)

  • tellumyort

    March 9, 2012 at 12:12 am

     @games You’re either making the mistake of thinking everything they do is a planned production, or you really can’t tell the difference between a forced laugh and a real laugh.

    • games

      March 9, 2012 at 10:55 am

       @tellumyort Look if you think he sounds comfortable on camera and that his body language looks comfortable then ok…fine. We disagree. Not a big deal.

  • tellumyort

    March 9, 2012 at 12:13 am

  • JeffreyBurgett

    March 9, 2012 at 12:31 am

    The Power Rangers vs The Planeteers from Captain Planet
    Batman(Michael Keaton) vs Darkwing Duck

  • Anthony33

    March 9, 2012 at 12:35 am

    These James and Mike videos are great.  Everyone has a friend like that, that you can get together with and just laugh together over anything, so these are easy to relate to.  I hope you guys make a lot more of these because they’re just as fun to watch as they look like they are to make.

  • Starcraft39

    March 9, 2012 at 1:10 am

    I’m loving the enhanced quality of these videos. I am literally going to rocket out of my house from all the shit that I will shit myself with when the movie comes out.

  • nowhere4321

    March 9, 2012 at 1:15 am

    Only these guys can make these stupid discussion hilarious!

  • Starcraft39

    March 9, 2012 at 1:16 am

    So he goes around and he sucks this guy, he sucks that guy, he sucks that guy…
    …and now it’s time to do James.

  • schloss_ritter

    March 9, 2012 at 1:47 am

    Frodo Baggins vs Willow Ulfgood

  • Devil_Rising

    March 9, 2012 at 2:42 am

    It’s almost as entertaining that they crack up so much, as compared to the ridiculous battles they’re trying to come up with.

  • Devil_Rising

    March 9, 2012 at 2:43 am

     @games  Get a life, child. Why be here trolling if you don’t like this shit? These videos happen to be hilarious, and you’d have to be braindead to actually think they’re forcing laughs. Or perhaps you just weren’t paying attention. Nope…I’m gonna go with trolling.

  • KevinGragg

    March 9, 2012 at 6:49 am

    MotherFucker Mike steals the show thats why he needs to be in the AVGN Movie.

  • Anthony N. Galvan

    March 9, 2012 at 8:26 am

    Their laughs are priceless haha

  • March 9, 2012 at 10:04 am

    Hahahahahaahahaha i laughed so much with the Chief finding the UFO hahaha! insane! you made my day motherfuckers!

  • DerekShort

    March 9, 2012 at 10:05 am

    Throwing the sink through the window lol. I remember that movie well.

  • Legend326

    March 9, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    i didnt know that Galvatron was the chief. u learn something new everyday

    • beliver1980

      March 9, 2012 at 2:29 pm

       explains why hes a nut job in season 3

  • Nickingzis

    March 9, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    I know this is in no way related to the video but I got my AVGN autographed photo today! man I’m so happy to have it, it makes me smile every time I look at it. I’m definitely going to keep it for life. Thank you cinemassacre!

    • Hotrootsoup

      March 9, 2012 at 1:38 pm

       @Nickingzis I just got mine today to, made me pretty happy =)

    • Doogrisa

      March 9, 2012 at 9:25 pm

      @Nickingzis cool man

    • NewQuinn

      March 10, 2012 at 2:41 am

       @Nickingzis Man you are so lucky. All I got was stupid Top Gun!

    • March 10, 2012 at 12:33 pm

       @Nickingzis roll that shit up and pretend its a degree in something.

  • Blujay1524

    March 9, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    I think the chief should steal a car not knowing it was a transformer and they take him into space to help them fight against Unicron

  • ChrisAlessandrini

    March 9, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    if james knew about the game “Prey” he could have said that chief was the native lead character from prey and was institutionalized after the events of prey and he knew about the space ship from his time battling the aliens XD

    • March 10, 2012 at 12:32 pm

       @ChrisAlessandrini yeah, and he prolly wouldnt be making flicks you faggot.

  • Eltanin

    March 9, 2012 at 6:41 pm

    I’m still LMAO. You rock guys.

  • March 9, 2012 at 6:42 pm

    hey whats up

  • March 9, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    i have a question im new how do you get a profile picture

  • jodel4h

    March 9, 2012 at 8:09 pm


  • Sonix11

    March 9, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    Godzila vs Unicron,

  • KrisSherk

    March 9, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    Rocky vs Godzilla

  • CoindoorDave

    March 9, 2012 at 9:57 pm

    Itchy (from the Star Wars Holiday Special) Vs Jar Jar Binks

    • itscmillertime

      March 9, 2012 at 11:37 pm

       @CoindoorDave But that isn’t so bizarre that they would meet.

    • NewQuinn

      March 10, 2012 at 2:40 am

       @CoindoorDave How ’bout Itchy and the shark from Jaws (aka Jaws).

    • March 10, 2012 at 12:28 pm

       @CoindoorDave every fucking star trek character vs. the sand pit from Jedi

      • March 10, 2012 at 12:29 pm

         @CoindoorDave die slowly mother fuckers

      • March 10, 2012 at 1:18 pm

         @CoindoorDave someone who can make extended length youtube video should do that one.

      • March 10, 2012 at 1:20 pm

         @CoindoorDave and you can mix up the trek shit with whatever you hate, just throw it in. nothing fancy, and make it last for like 100 hours

      • gamez

        March 10, 2012 at 1:27 pm

         @Richy0Rich  @CoindoorDave I saw your youtube channel. If that’s you in the video, I understand why you are constantly talking shit – if you said these things to someone’e face they shove ur head up your ass. All I see are your posts nonstop, so just shut your fucking mouth

      • March 10, 2012 at 2:10 pm

         @gamez  @CoindoorDave maybe your right, and maybe your wrong.   maybe this is what i was pushed to on the inside.  If James is the best out there we are in for a world of hurt.  go eat a dick.

      • March 10, 2012 at 2:13 pm

         @gamez  @CoindoorDave p.s. the site is for my family and friends, so leave a disturbing comment.

      • March 10, 2012 at 2:13 pm

         @gamez  @CoindoorDave you fucking douche bag

      • March 10, 2012 at 3:24 pm

         @gamez  @CoindoorDave but i wouldnt say it to any kids, so you got me there. you  douche!

      • metalcommand

        March 10, 2012 at 3:32 pm

         @Richy0Rich You’ve got ADHD/ADD or something? Tourette? Can’t figure out what your problem is, other than being an awful, awful spamtroll. 

      • March 10, 2012 at 3:46 pm

         @metalcommand go smoke your dope your filthy hippy.

      • March 10, 2012 at 6:50 pm

         @gamez  @CoindoorDave pull that fist out of your ass u muppet.

      • March 10, 2012 at 6:50 pm

         @gamez  @CoindoorDave pull that fist out of your ass u muppet.

      • metalcommand

        March 11, 2012 at 6:38 am

         @Richy0Rich I will, thanks! By the way, go back to school and learn how to spell! 

      • gamez

        March 11, 2012 at 10:09 am

         @Richy0Rich  @CoindoorDave Muppet?hmmm, are you from the U.K.? Well any guy who calls me a muppet of all things has serious issues.

  • CoindoorDave

    March 9, 2012 at 9:57 pm

    Itchy (from The Star Wars Holiday Special) Vs Jar Jar Binks

  • March 9, 2012 at 10:24 pm

    a curse, involving Indians.  It is clearly evident its not natural in todays world.  it sweeps over the whole nation.  It affects the children.  

  • March 9, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    or,.. a curse involving Indians being slain in the past, today we are cursed with crack and rap. a realistic horror.

  • March 9, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    there is what? like seven plot lines?

  • March 9, 2012 at 10:29 pm

    maybe throw in a mytical hero who is alive in both periods of history, maybe a git much? who the hell knows?

  • UberPyro64

    March 9, 2012 at 11:57 pm

    Darth Vader VS Toad (Mario)

  • Thrashing Deth

    March 10, 2012 at 1:21 am

    The hunchback from Notre Dame VS Papa Smurf

  • MikeBaue

    March 10, 2012 at 1:39 am

    I believe most of you are missing the point of how mismatched and absurd these Vs battles are.    
    My vote is Henry Spencer from Eraserhead vs Rudolph Yaber from The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra

  • MikeBaue

    March 10, 2012 at 1:40 am

    I believe most of you are missing the point of how mismatched and absurd these Vs battles are.    
    My vote is Torgo from Manos the hands of Fate  vs Rudolph Yaber from The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra

  • Thrashing Deth

    March 10, 2012 at 1:44 am

    I got a better one, a four way unlikely battle! Justin Bieber, Barney the purple fuck, Pinhead from Hellraiser, and Snarf from Thundercats.
    Story in a nutshell. Barney went to a JB concert got pissed off and start beating him up with his bong pipe, snarf comes in being a pussy “saying can’t we all just get along? Crack enraged Barney stomps the shit out of him and then Pinhead said “Fuck this Shit”, comes up and throws his chains at JB, Barney and Snarf. Bring em’ to hell and tortures them for all of eternity and then he decapitates them but since there in hell they will forever die over and over again, the end!

    • March 10, 2012 at 12:06 pm

       @Thrashing Deth got bored halfway through and quit watching.

    • March 10, 2012 at 12:07 pm

       @Thrashing Deth got bored halfway through your post and quit reading.

    • ChrisRupp

      March 11, 2012 at 5:50 pm

       @Thrashing Deth F*CK YEAH!!!

  • Dowash

    March 10, 2012 at 5:14 am

    Drink every time he say chemicals!

  • Todtgeburt

    March 10, 2012 at 9:12 am

    I love these unlikely battles! Looking forward to the next episode.
    Here are my suggestions who could fight:
    Stewie (Family Guy) vs. Walker Texas Ranger
    Austin Powers vs. Sonic 
    John Rambo vs. Al Bundy

    • edvance1030

      March 10, 2012 at 11:22 am

       @Todtgeburt The Walker Texas Ranger wins, of course! Chuck Norris Never Loses and I’m surprised you lived long enough to type all that!

      • edvance1030

        March 10, 2012 at 11:23 am

         @Todtgeburt If Chuck Norris is all that, I want to see him smash my head against the keyboarsjbgkuyagkudfgyksfgakdfygiasgdfisdfuishd

      • March 10, 2012 at 12:02 pm

         @edvance1030  @Todtgeburt chuck norris is a faggot.

      • March 10, 2012 at 12:04 pm

         @edvance1030  @Todtgeburt and while your at it you should take an arrow to the knee you douche.

      • AmpSanders

        March 12, 2012 at 7:55 pm

         @edvance1030  @Todtgeburt excuse me but you’ve typed 6 lines of text while he typed only 5. lol.

  • March 10, 2012 at 9:29 am

    im talking about the shittier one no the dreamworks one!

  • March 10, 2012 at 10:15 am

     @Kurvos fuck you, i just support James, mike can suck my dick.

  • March 10, 2012 at 10:21 am

    all you faggots can take your college degrees and shove them up your ass!

  • March 10, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    dont confuse em’, tell em where to stick it straight up.

  • Derek Cast

    March 10, 2012 at 1:54 pm


  • calimanduff

    March 10, 2012 at 2:34 pm

     @Richy0Rich i think u mean ROFL

  • vinyin_leykur

    March 10, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    sometimes I feel I’m to old but this for this video I goes I’m to young – or I goes I would need to be high to find this funny. Is this a requirement? – do you have to be high to watch this? 

  • March 10, 2012 at 4:00 pm

     @Kurvos re-thought it, james is a retard fuck him too.

  • March 10, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    fuckin’ faggots

  • eer4

    March 10, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    When r u doin Another game review

  • eer4

    March 10, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    Draculas gona Suk this guy suk that guy O.O

  • highvoltage

    March 10, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    These are awesome.  Keep them coming.  

  • highvoltage

    March 10, 2012 at 7:40 pm

    You forgot to have him say “Hit me Chief”  LMAO!

  • StephenScottShinkle

    March 10, 2012 at 10:44 pm

    R.O.B. vs R.O.B.

  • Thrashing Deth

    March 10, 2012 at 11:00 pm

    Your a funny guy. Your not even a good troll. Your just a guy who have a lot of time in his hands, posting multiple comments like a madman pissed off at the fact that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny does NOT exist. I compliment you, any one who can spam unnecessary comments at that magnitude is surely a cool guy.

    • March 10, 2012 at 11:05 pm

       @Thrashing Deth thanks, and imagine this, i didnt even get out of bed today!  well other then running a couple of miles, and taking a relaxing bath.

      • gamez

        March 11, 2012 at 10:02 am

         @Richy0Rich  @Thrashing Deth No in actuality, you’re just a pathetic loser. And he was being sarcastic. Go back in your hole and do us all a favor.

  • March 10, 2012 at 11:28 pm

    i promise not to spam anymore though : (

  • March 10, 2012 at 11:32 pm

    if you want to blame anything, personally i believe its the LSD!

  • March 10, 2012 at 11:36 pm

    im still waiting for you guys to pull your shit together though, this movie is all you guys! make me a fuckin monster or some shit

  • Dolly Dagger

    March 11, 2012 at 12:18 am

    Ooh! I have a versus battle!
    Richy0Rich vs. proper grammar and spelling! 
    You’ve had your fifteen–now get back to thine bridge, troll. 

  • Dolly Dagger

    March 11, 2012 at 12:18 am

    Ooh! I have a versus battle!
    Richy0Rich vs. proper grammar and spelling! 
    You’ve had your fifteen–now get back to thy bridge, troll.

    • Bobby1001

      March 11, 2012 at 1:29 am

       @Dolly Dagger Just ignore the trolls.  They will get bored and go away.

  • MalakAttack

    March 11, 2012 at 1:27 am

    Is it just me or is mike ridiculously cute?

  • Jarnor

    March 11, 2012 at 7:02 am

     @Kurvos The battle here really is creativity, to see how to take two entirely unrelated things and tie them together in a half sensible fashion.  It’s a battle of wits.
    Yeah, the “who would win” thing is out there, but it’s been done to death.  I don’t even give a fuck anymore who thinks Wolverine or Lobo would win, or a Star Destroyer vs. the Enterprise.  This, on the other hand, is just fun to watch them try to wiggle two stupid things together.

    • March 11, 2012 at 10:38 am

       @Jarnor How anyone could find that whole “stumbling upon a spacecraft and conveniently being able to fly it” bit anything other than absolutely hilarious I don’t know. I love these videos.

  • SamuelBair

    March 11, 2012 at 10:31 am

    Okay, how about Bob vs. Bob from Twin Peaks?

  • DrBreakfastMachine

    March 11, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    Bob vs. Bob the Builder. Ends in a jackhammer to the face for #1 Bob.

    • Nick Askins

      March 15, 2012 at 10:47 am

       @DrBreakfastMachine Maybe Bob the Builder vs. Bob Vila.

  • Editmangiffard

    March 11, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    Bob ross vs Ash Ketchum?

  • ChrisRupp

    March 11, 2012 at 5:48 pm

     @Kurvos Then why do you watch them?

  • CarlCollier

    March 11, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    Ash from Evil Dead vs. The Care Bears

  • ErichStevenson

    March 11, 2012 at 10:40 pm

    Got my photo in the mail today, thanks James!

  • Jerry Hollenbach

    March 11, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    They should make a battle between Rosie O’Donald vs Roseanne Lmao.

  • nerdyguy64

    March 12, 2012 at 7:40 am

     @startrekalien Why, these are great

  • mochtezuma

    March 12, 2012 at 11:03 am

    Renfield and Bob kill each other. They both fall into the lethal chemical agent while fighting each other and nobody wins. It’s obvious!

  • GaryCXJk

    March 12, 2012 at 11:11 am

     @Kurvos I think the entire point of these videos is, like Jarnor said, to be creative, not to actually figure out who’s the winner. They pick unlikely battles to see how two unlikely characters could ever meet up and duke it out.
    Take for example Elmo vs. Cthulhu. How the hell would Elmo end up on R’lyeh, or Cthulhu on Sesame Street? Why would they even WANT to go to battle?
    Also, they should definitely try Elmo vs. Cthulhu. It would be fun to see how they can get the two together in a creative way.

  • Martin Tollberg

    March 12, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    How about Rosey vs. Roseanne lol

  • pig mime

    March 12, 2012 at 3:24 pm

    what about cogburn (true grit) vs. a xenomorph, (alien)

  • Gopwarrior

    March 12, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    Next versus battle should be bluto vs. Paul pfeiffer

  • Kaleidoscopic God

    March 12, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    Paul Kuhr’s voice vs a horde of ninja.

  • RyanJamesHenderson

    March 12, 2012 at 5:27 pm

    Jason Voorhees vs. Rocky

  • JimmyTheFish

    March 12, 2012 at 11:08 pm

    I like how James usually throws out  a relative reasonable scenario and mike throws down, I was laughing when you guys where laughing because it was so redicilious. I would love to see you guys do more than 2 at a time where each situation becomes more absurd then the last kind of challenge to see who can “win”

  • Doogrisa

    March 12, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    Mike’s laugh is contagious.

  • JimmyTheFish

    March 12, 2012 at 11:12 pm

     @Kurvos Because what you are suggesting is a very boring and tired concept, this is unique to see how James or Mike can do mental gymnastics to make these two unrelated characters meet each other. 

  • DoubleDeucePainDontHurt

    March 13, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Dalton (Road House) VS. Bodhi (Point Break)…..yeah DOUBLE Patrick.

  • DoubleDeucePainDontHurt

    March 13, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Or Pat Robertson (The 700 Club) Vs. Paul Reubens (Himself)  and the fight takes place in an adult theatre it could be like Paul sits in front of Pat and is making to much noise jerkin it and its ruining Pat’s movie experience.

  • JBalien05

    March 14, 2012 at 12:28 am

    get rid of the AD !!!!!

    • mikebyrne84

      March 14, 2012 at 8:44 am

       @JBalien05 pay for the service, oh wait that 30 sec add costs too much of your valuable time as it is…. guess your time would be better spent off the internet.

      • Kaleidoscopic God

        March 15, 2012 at 12:06 pm

        Y @mikebyrne84  @JBalien05 You remind me of Augury’s vocalist.

  • Troi Webster

    March 14, 2012 at 1:14 pm


  • March 14, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    Unlikely Battle 3. Robert Mapplethorpe vs Fred Fuchs

  • jdays

    March 14, 2012 at 9:47 pm

    Love these stories! It’s not about the battle itself, it’s about making up a story, and both Mike and James are great at it. Hope to see more.

  • jdays

    March 14, 2012 at 9:48 pm

    I hope to see more of these, they’re hilarious! The Cheif vs Unicron had me in tears.

  • Troi Webster

    March 15, 2012 at 9:51 am

    I am so jealous of your friendship.

  • Nick Askins

    March 15, 2012 at 11:00 am

    What about..Hitchcock vs. Romero.
    Chewbacca vs. Bear Grylls.

    • Kaleidoscopic God

      March 15, 2012 at 12:06 pm

       @Nick Askins Chewie vs. Grylls? I’d watch that!

    • Editmangiffard

      March 15, 2012 at 5:56 pm

       @Nick Askins “Oh shit, A Wookie, Better drink my own piss.”

  • ConalRhysFawcett

    March 15, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Blade: Trinity Vs Twilight

  • Scott Posivak

    March 15, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    Yoda vs. The Blob

  • VictorJansson

    March 15, 2012 at 10:37 pm

    Why is he sucking guys?

    • jrhall3

      March 17, 2012 at 4:04 pm

      Everybody knows Dracula’s gay.  That’s why his hair looks like that, and he’s clearly wearing lipstick.

  • JBalien05

    March 15, 2012 at 10:44 pm

    I usually don’t mind the ads, but this time it was actually blocking the video screen and I couldn’t find the close button. 🙁

  • NickElliott

    March 16, 2012 at 1:04 am

    James actually looks like a film director with the cap and growing beard

    • Kaleidoscopic God

      March 30, 2012 at 1:19 pm

       @NickElliott It’s probably the idea, subconsciously. He’s trying to live his little fantasy to the fullest.

  • AnthonyComito

    March 17, 2012 at 12:37 am

    Ned Schneebly from School of rock versus Mothra

  • christburner

    March 18, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    BAHAHAHAHHA “sucks this guy, sucks that guy”….sorry, couldnt help it

  • SESJuggalo423

    March 21, 2012 at 7:38 pm

    I can’t wait for the next episode!

  • SESJuggalo423

    March 21, 2012 at 7:38 pm

    I can’t wait for the next episode!

  • Amon45

    March 27, 2012 at 11:40 pm

    Bruce Lee Vs. Cosmo Kramer

    • PinkieDinkiePie

      March 30, 2012 at 12:16 pm

       @Amon45 i actually laughed for like 5 minutes at this

  • TomboTime

    April 2, 2012 at 9:30 pm

    Corporal Capeman (Inspector Gadget) vs. Tuco (The Good, the Bad and the Ugly)

  • Ben36029X

    April 13, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    i need some staples i lafed my ball’s off.

  • mojosam1

    January 29, 2014 at 12:22 pm

    james vs mike!!! 🙂

  • mojosam1

    January 29, 2014 at 12:23 pm

    godzilla vs james van der beek!

  • austin castle

    July 30, 2014 at 3:14 pm

    goro from Mortal Kombat vs April O’neal.

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