Board James: Doggie Doo

Mike / January 25th, 2012

Yes it’s a real game. We received it as a donation from Germany. The German title is Kackel Dackel. The US title is Doggie Doo. Both versions seem to be exactly the same.



  • January 25, 2012 at 1:04 am

    Yes! A New Board James! Haha I wonder…does Board James or any of James’ Characters Be in the AVGN movie….

    • Alion Colan

      June 13, 2013 at 4:36 am

      Hi iam new

      • Wwbonzaiww

        June 13, 2013 at 4:37 am

        Hi iam new

      • December 31, 2013 at 2:28 am

        Hi iam new

      • Tavish30

        January 4, 2014 at 7:59 am

        Hi I don’t care !

      • IamtheGod

        February 15, 2014 at 11:30 pm

        Hi iam extra

      • mojosam1

        March 6, 2014 at 5:44 pm

        i’m getting high

      • Weldin Dunn

        March 24, 2014 at 4:57 pm

        Wen mai ih.

      • May 28, 2014 at 8:44 pm


      • July 18, 2014 at 10:53 am

        Hi i’m a Xenomorph

      • bowtiesarecool97

        December 16, 2014 at 1:57 pm

        Hi i am error.

    • Kevin Jarrell

      April 29, 2014 at 10:57 pm

      His comment was also posted in January of 2012… u must be living in a tardwarp, sheesh…

  • Jargas

    January 25, 2012 at 1:06 am

    lol they killed the first dog

    • November 3, 2013 at 12:48 pm

      when he feeds the dog with the yellow stuff for the first time, he has a shit stain (play doh) on his hand, haha

    • The TRUE Royal SCP

      January 1, 2015 at 6:02 pm


  • JeramieKruger

    January 25, 2012 at 1:08 am

    I feel bad for James’ cats. I wonder if he feeds them playdoh, too.

  • Johnthegamer

    January 25, 2012 at 1:11 am

    Love you guys but, that was retarded.

  • WallyDitomasso

    January 25, 2012 at 1:19 am

    WTF is up with Germans!

    • LargoBraschi

      January 25, 2012 at 2:35 am


      • Alion Colan

        June 13, 2013 at 4:35 am


  • bsonego

    January 25, 2012 at 1:21 am

    haha pretty good. greetings from argentina

  • Semudara

    January 25, 2012 at 1:22 am

    I expected you to actually play the game after you were done messing around.

    You did not.

    Son, I am disappoint.

    • SethMiklovic

      January 25, 2012 at 1:27 am

      @MotherFucker [email protected] i wanna see you play chicken limbo next

    • DBZMagus

      January 25, 2012 at 12:20 pm

      @Semudara There are videos on Youtube that explain how to play it.

    • karel1

      April 18, 2013 at 9:56 pm

      There’s not really a whole lot TO this game. Put the “shit in”, “shit” comes out.

  • jayncoke

    January 25, 2012 at 1:26 am

    It poops! I must know how does win a game where the dog shits?!

    • jayncoke

      January 25, 2012 at 1:30 am

      @MotherFucker Mike That is insane! You’d think to win you’d NOT want to be the one collecting feces. But here, you’re some insane bum that is hoarding big huge doggy crap!

  • VincentTracy

    January 25, 2012 at 1:32 am

    i wounder if you could make a shit so long that it could loop around and go back into its mouth, then you could just make it go around and around

  • WhiteSpy_PSN

    January 25, 2012 at 1:39 am

    OMG this might be the best Board Games yet. These recent ones are short, yet hysterical at the same time. They are great. Bravo James. Bravo.

  • Piet

    January 25, 2012 at 1:39 am

    years ago I made a sarcastic comment bout the ol´ cliche that germans have no humour…I was absolutly wrong. Germans have a sick, twistedx and perverted sense of homour. And I totally like it XD

    at video:

    Short one – but good one!


      January 25, 2012 at 1:44 am

      @Piet ….Time to Dance…… (Deter)

  • BraydenHostePoirier

    January 25, 2012 at 1:39 am

    im a fan of mikes beavis and butthead shirt, as well as his vans


    January 25, 2012 at 1:40 am

    First of all, Good job Mike, on keeping the site interesting, and fresh!

    It seems like every couple of days, or so, you’re posting something new, and entertaining, so touche’ !!

    … Second of all, this crazy toy dog has given me a great idea. Here in the South, we love “Hush Puppys”. You know, those fried cornbread thingys, that are more addicting than crack.

    … If you could just shove Hush Puppy mix into this sick invention, and have a Deep Fryer, on the Southern, or “Business” end of the doggy?

    How frickin’ cool would that be?

    What would you call them though? I’m open for suggestions…..

  • indianajoel

    January 25, 2012 at 1:46 am

    Saw this game at Toy’sRUs during Christmas… I was really tempted to buy one but never did.

    I’m on my way there now to get one!

  • RobbieYang

    January 25, 2012 at 2:01 am

    I love the ad-libbing between james and mike in Board James.

  • LysanderTheevilmonkey

    January 25, 2012 at 2:06 am

    I saw this game on a Failblog along time ago 😀

  • TerrifyerX07

    January 25, 2012 at 2:08 am

    lol fuckin i mighta just laughed harder at this than any other board james yet

    • TerrifyerX07

      January 25, 2012 at 2:10 am

      i dont know why but the idea that theres a plastic dog somewhere in james or mikes house thats jammed up with brown playdough cracks me up for some reason. like, please save that shit for a future raffle haha

  • horn11tail

    January 25, 2012 at 2:27 am

    I love when mike makes that face and that sound. You know what i mean

    • horn11tail

      January 25, 2012 at 2:29 am


    • TerrifyerX07

      January 25, 2012 at 2:30 am

      @horn11tail i think i know which one. sounds like chop top from the texas chainsaw avgn apisode ha

  • JamesPurcell

    January 25, 2012 at 2:28 am

    Is it me, or are Where’s Waldo books are the most versatile books ever created.

  • SniffHeinkel

    January 25, 2012 at 2:48 am

    You guise sound like Billy Madison.

  • FrankCabanski

    January 25, 2012 at 2:50 am

    It’s better as a game than Supergirl is as a movie.

  • January 25, 2012 at 3:01 am

    I’m waiting for a game about projectile vomit.

  • NegaNova

    January 25, 2012 at 3:05 am

    Lol… so.. funny, but you guys didn’t actually review the game!

    • dumbassbitch13

      January 25, 2012 at 3:07 am

      @NegaNova Well to be fair, they’ve never actually reviewed a board game so far, just having fun and talk about it (sometimes pros and cons though)

    • Doogrisa

      January 25, 2012 at 3:13 am

      @NegaNova there isnt much to say about it. it’s a game were a dog shit’s!

  • Bornlucky69

    January 25, 2012 at 3:17 am

    Omg that was funny cant believe y’all messed up the first dog lol so how u play it like is there a point to the game ???

  • January 25, 2012 at 3:19 am

    u guys crack me up

  • SvetoslavSavov

    January 25, 2012 at 3:45 am

    it is still beter then watching wtilight

  • ReiKo

    January 25, 2012 at 3:47 am

    Wooooah! Nukkie-Dukkie! This game sucks.

  • Sashh

    January 25, 2012 at 3:55 am

    Overacting at its best

    • Razildan

      January 25, 2012 at 8:26 am

      @Sashh That’s the whole point…

  • NathanielLenox

    January 25, 2012 at 3:58 am

    I bet James is just happy to be able to find something, knowing it’s a shit factory before ever picking it up. It’s a game about the best qualities of owning a shitting dog while subtracting the annoying qualities of love, loyalty, and companionship.

  • OlDirtyVinceDm

    January 25, 2012 at 4:44 am

    Lol the most amazing politically incorrect game everyou guys are HILARIOUS (as usual)


    January 25, 2012 at 4:47 am

    Does it come with “Poo-Pee” Pads?

  • sleepbot

    January 25, 2012 at 5:08 am

    Something’s wrong with the video, it ends after the intro and then it doesn’t go to the next part.

  • CollinWahlund

    January 25, 2012 at 5:13 am

    I was curious about how the hell this is a game. Found the rules:

    Basically, you roll a dice to see how many pumps you make and hope to be the one to clean up the shit. Riveting.

    Well, I guess we’ve found a game for those who DragonStrike is too complex for. 🙂

    • DawneMonigle

      January 25, 2012 at 11:40 am

      @Jarnor “If for whatever reason the dog food gets stuck, pour warm water through the dog to remove.”

      You can make the dog pee, too! I’m surprised the guys didn’t try this!

  • Masterbaker

    January 25, 2012 at 5:57 am

    @kennedy5414 Yah nevermind the huge project that is probably taking up time and resources, oh what have you done to contribute to society ? Nothing, thought so. Now shoo.

    • Masterbaker

      January 25, 2012 at 6:01 am

      @[email protected]

      Chances are next to nil, but you do make a good point. In any event, I have yet to see anything he/she has made to contribute in any other way. Don’t get me wrong negative feedback is going to be a given in any event, however, leaving nothing to back up with a claim or opinion is no excuse either.

      With that being said, I have nothing to contribute to society beyond making bread.

  • Doogrisa

    January 25, 2012 at 6:07 am

    @kennedy5414 ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

  • StevenThepandaMorrison

    January 25, 2012 at 6:11 am

    i see a bunch of negative comments, yeah nah its not like a feature length movie with be draining, time consuming or frustrating, look its not a bad video i thought it was kinda funny, sorry it didn’t satisfy your wanker ideals, people can have there opinion doesn’t mean your allowed to be an ignorant arse hole

    • Big McLargehuge

      January 25, 2012 at 6:12 am

      @StevenThepandaMorrison Agreed.

    • StevenThepandaMorrison

      January 25, 2012 at 6:20 am

      @[email protected] well im pretty sure that a 2 minuet video about a dog taking a shit would take to long, and i think im the only one who pays any fucking attention at the beginning with the cinimassacre logo it said 2011

      • StevenThepandaMorrison

        January 25, 2012 at 6:46 am

        @[email protected] no our points are the opposite, im saying people shouldn’t be so critical and enjoy what they get, your causing a fucking riot because the video wasn’t quite up to your perfection standard, i bet if you made a video you wouldn’t have half the quality or entertaining as this, he put this up so people wouldnt loose there shit because hes not uploading videos, you my friend can be turend into one of those 3rd world problem meme’s, “oh no your ipad2 went flat and i cant be bothred charging so you go have a cry”

  • UndeadFruit

    January 25, 2012 at 6:14 am

    Brilliant video, thank you! I laughed my arse off! Oh.. And to everyone who says, “The AVGN Movie is no excuse for bad quality videos”, are you insane? First of all, the videos aren’t bad, secondly, if you can do better, be my guest? Who knows, maybe we’ll start watching your videos and enjoying what you have to contribute. Nonetheless, until then, shut up and put up.

    • avaruusnuija

      January 25, 2012 at 6:16 am

      Why is it that always if someone thinks something sucks, they have to do it themselves? Sorry, there’s no criteria for having an opinion. I haven’t yet watched this video, but I think I’ll like it.


  • dan h

    January 25, 2012 at 6:16 am

    Not one of their best videos obviously but like most videos on here it was put up to say: look at this, can you believe this exists?! and to be honest theres not much you can do with this game and say/joke about it anyway..

  • Big McLargehuge

    January 25, 2012 at 6:19 am

    I thought the video was hilarious.

    • Solobear

      January 25, 2012 at 8:42 am

      @Big McLargehuge You’re most likely a virgin.

      • Big McLargehuge

        January 25, 2012 at 9:15 am

        @Solobear …and you’re a whiny little cunt, but who cares? Naha.

  • rychh

    January 25, 2012 at 6:23 am

    what the fuck was up with the forced humour in this.

    • somedude

      January 25, 2012 at 9:56 am

      @MotherFucker Mike Nice pic Mike. Every time I see a Bugs Bunny face now, I remember Bugs taking a shit in the face 😉

    • January 25, 2012 at 10:37 am

      @MotherFucker Mike @rychh It’s exactly how my kids acts when she plays it, and she doesn’t even “play” it, she just wants to make the dog poop. So, for those of us with kids, we totally got it.

    • p3n1s77

      January 25, 2012 at 11:25 am

      @MotherFucker [email protected] Two adults doing it just comes off way to forced and not funny. Should have got a friend or family members kid to film this one with you then it would have been funny to see a real kids reaction to such a crazy toy/game.

    • Jarnor

      January 25, 2012 at 12:19 pm

      @MotherFucker Mike @rychh Never mind the assholes Mike. Some of us were smart enough to get what you guys were doing.

      Keep up the awesome work.

  • DenizVonCoburg

    January 25, 2012 at 6:46 am

    I liked it. Sure it wasnt on par with some other vids but i dont see that as a reason not to post it. The only complaint i have is that its too short:D I wish you guys all the best for the movie!

    Deniz Von Coburg

  • AndreasPerssonFondell

    January 25, 2012 at 6:49 am

    I understand why the videos aren’t what they used to be but I also understand that this is better than just getting a blank page that never gets updated with anything.

  • Ronin

    January 25, 2012 at 6:52 am

    Lol, From the game’s website:

    Warning and Clean Up Tips:

    Only use original material supplied to feed the dog. Do not place foreign objects into the dog.

  • DanielV

    January 25, 2012 at 7:06 am

    That was absolutely hilarious.

  • pl3xus

    January 25, 2012 at 7:12 am

    Well, what do you know. He really has more fun playing with dog turds! xDD

  • Dradeeus

    January 25, 2012 at 7:31 am

    Mike Matei let out a little bit of his Joker impersonation.

    • ClementPetit

      January 25, 2012 at 8:21 am

      @Dradeeus Or bugs bunny, I don’t know, but I love this accent ! XD

  • BradCunningham

    January 25, 2012 at 7:39 am

    Man that’s messed up….LOL

  • OdenAndEvil

    January 25, 2012 at 7:50 am

    I like this video. Some curios games out there i wouldnt see if u woulndt post a video about it. Thanks guys. 🙂


    i dont know what some ppl here want to see?!? A real review about a game where a dog poops? Are u sick?

  • Bronson

    January 25, 2012 at 7:50 am

    Best. Game. Ever.

  • renatohilstvargas

    January 25, 2012 at 7:59 am

    I like how they didn’t even play the game. Any kid who has this would only make the dog shit over and over again for hours of entertainment and probably never play the game either XD

  • fatalmaster

    January 25, 2012 at 8:00 am

    Mike Mozart did the same thing around 2 months ago.

  • JaysonGeronca

    January 25, 2012 at 8:16 am

    This is one weird game.

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  • TwistedSpeech

    January 25, 2012 at 8:22 am

    That was hilarious. Much better than the last episode of Board James. Who comes up with this shit, though? lol!

  • January 25, 2012 at 8:23 am


  • kane117

    January 25, 2012 at 8:27 am

    Thank god this episode didn’t have Bootsy in it. The series is better off without him.

    • Razildan

      January 25, 2012 at 8:28 am

      @kane117 Bootsy is awesome!

      • kane117

        January 25, 2012 at 8:45 am

        @Razildan Why? He just gets in the way of interactions that could be happening between Mike and James. Instead of playing off of each other like normal, James and Mike have to interact with a dumbass that gets injured or sick in every episode he’s in.

      • HenryFinnegan

        January 25, 2012 at 9:05 am

        @[email protected] Well it wouldn’t have changed this episode much. Like watching two cackling children without any joke in sight. 2 minutes and 18 seconds of people laughing at a dog that poo’s. wow.

      • kane117

        January 26, 2012 at 8:23 am

        @HenryFinnegan How many jokes can you make about a toy dog that eats and poops Gak? I don’t know what you were expecting to see in this video, but I know that I was expecting to see Bootsy in it. Thankfully, Bootsy was nowhere to be found.

      • HenryFinnegan

        January 27, 2012 at 11:27 am

        @kane117 i was expecting to see something funny. James even said in commentary for AVGN that if he didn’t think he could tell enough jokes about a game, he wouldn’t review it. Sadly he didn’t use the same process on this.

  • FrankXG

    January 25, 2012 at 8:35 am

    I found wally!!!

  • January 25, 2012 at 8:41 am

    What a perfect game…. Wonder if that is the type of dog shit Maverick would of flyed out of Hong Kong, If he fucked up at Top Gun.

  • Solobear

    January 25, 2012 at 8:45 am

    Almost pointless, nothing about this is funny.

    • metalcommand

      January 25, 2012 at 9:04 am

      @Solobear It’s not their best, indeed. It was very funny, but felt very short. But what do you expect from a game that’s all about a dog…shitting?


      January 25, 2012 at 10:10 am

      @Solobear Feel free to file a grievance with the complaint department and we’ll see if we can go about getting you a refund.

      • Jarnor

        January 25, 2012 at 12:16 pm

        @GIAGANTOR @Solobear That’s beautiful, man! I’m adding that to my sarcasm repertoire.

        In the meantime, while awaiting the refund, I recommend the haters here try a rousing game of “Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself”.

      • DBZMagus

        January 25, 2012 at 3:31 pm

        @[email protected]@Solobear

        James deserves honest feedback from his fans if he is to improve and use his skills for a successful career in the film industry. He needs constructive commentary, not dickriders and sycophants.

      • Jarnor

        January 25, 2012 at 4:22 pm

        @DBZMagus @GIAGANTOR @Solobear Maybe some of us liked this, unlike you dickeaters and curmudgeons. Ooh, look what I did there. Just like you I combined mindless swearing and a big erudite word. I must be amazing to you, shitlips.

  • January 25, 2012 at 8:45 am

    He called the shit poop!!

  • danylizotte

    January 25, 2012 at 9:39 am

    Were you drunk?

  • Bigdaddyclean

    January 25, 2012 at 9:49 am

    i really wanted to see how the game was played… now im sad

  • ChristianGuzman

    January 25, 2012 at 9:50 am


  • Mister Buckethead

    January 25, 2012 at 9:52 am

    ” It’s Dog Shit the game ! ” That line just killed me xD . Anyway the video was kinda funny for the ” crazy joker laughing aspect ” , i just wish you had mocked the game in a more satirical way , but , anyway, it was still pretty funny

  • somedude

    January 25, 2012 at 9:53 am

    I can’t believe that really made a game to make a dog poop…

  • Kiminara

    January 25, 2012 at 9:53 am

    haha, i can’t believe that exists. you should try finding the game Fraidy Cats

  • Viktor

    January 25, 2012 at 10:14 am

    Yeah, this game is created by Kids at a “Kids-Create-Games”-Kind of Convention, i can’t remember the name now…Fact is: it actually exists…

  • MarlonPJManalese

    January 25, 2012 at 10:27 am

    LOL and thus the inner children were revived

  • January 25, 2012 at 10:32 am

    My 4 year old daughter got this for Chrismas, she loves it. I figured it would be a good game for Board James, glad to see you covered it!

  • DonSkiver

    January 25, 2012 at 10:37 am

    I was watching cartoons on the hub on a saturday morning a little before xmas and you know how there are toy commercials like fucking crazy during kids shows, but I saw a commercial for this toy and I had the same reaction as you guys did. Dog shit: the game.

    • StewartShea

      January 25, 2012 at 10:45 am

      @DonSkiver You were watching ponies :3

  • sterling.treadwell

    January 25, 2012 at 10:56 am

    Cute. though it’d have been funner to do a bit more narrative where by playing the game, james and Mike are altered for life to forever cheer and smile when they see someone walking their dog, just as the dog is going to shit. Or have them actually walk the plastic dog and make it shit in public to get people’s reactions.. or trying to attach a hand-pump similar to whats on the doggy doo toy to a real dog to help it shit… ahh.. fun.

    but still, a cute one. I am a little amazed the game was made yet they didn’t make BROWN or even tan gack for it rather than the yellow stuff.. if yer gonna doo it.. go ALL THE WAY 🙂

  • doralsoral

    January 25, 2012 at 11:03 am

    • doralsoral

      January 25, 2012 at 11:04 am

      btw this is a real movie.

      • sterling.treadwell

        January 26, 2012 at 12:17 am

        @doralsoral i watched that streaming on netflix a number of years ago.. it is actually a pretty fascinating, funny movie. Not anything I’d have expected. I think all kids need to be forced to watch it when they are in kindergarden! yeaaahhh

  • lowlz

    January 25, 2012 at 11:08 am

    loved this one.

  • Melchor

    January 25, 2012 at 11:12 am

    Glad to see Mike and James were able to protect there inner child.

    keep em coming =)

  • p3n1s77

    January 25, 2012 at 11:14 am

    Cool to learn a game like this exists. I would have enjoyed this video if there was some actual explanation of it. Rather then 2mins of them talking in baby voices.

  • Warrax

    January 25, 2012 at 11:17 am

    I’m not sure why some people complain about the video, yes it’s a short one but that’s how you play the game so there isn’t much to say about it and yes that’s how a lot of kids act too! so stop being so critical and enjoy the free video. If you haven’t laugh or smile at least a little, don’t blame others for being a sad person.

  • p3n1s77

    January 25, 2012 at 11:18 am

    An explanation of how the game is suppose to be played by James would have been nice. This one felt like a video being done by some Youtube hacks trying to be like James.

    • metalcommand

      January 25, 2012 at 5:17 pm

      @p3n1s77 The goal: make dog turts and catch them. You really needed to hear that from James?

  • deusprogrammer

    January 25, 2012 at 11:24 am

    What a game. I wonder when we will be seeing a motion picture version of it. I mean, hell…Battleship and Candy Land are going to be movies. I want to see the movie for this.

  • TimoHellmund

    January 25, 2012 at 11:25 am

    Btw. Kackel Dackel is the german title. Translated by word it would be something like “shitty sausage doggy”. 😀

  • DerekShort

    January 25, 2012 at 11:26 am

    Dog shit taco

  • Seni Oyewole

    January 25, 2012 at 11:31 am

    This is a . . . very weird game.

  • Skeletor

    January 25, 2012 at 11:32 am

    What were they DRINKING!?

  • TomLincoln

    January 25, 2012 at 11:35 am

    This was probably the worst video I’ve seen on this site. Pretending to be a kid and making it funny died with Billy Madison. This just came off as cheap filler material to me. I love most of what this duo produces. But to me this just came off as a lack of effort, just needing to put something up because they had nothing else available.

    • RhyanChapman

      January 25, 2012 at 6:18 pm

      @TomLincoln how can you possibly review this game it is a dog that shits!

  • exroh4

    January 25, 2012 at 11:39 am

    what’s the object of the game? can this even be considered a “game”?

    • RhyanChapman

      January 25, 2012 at 12:33 pm

      @exroh4 you have to collect 3 pieces or some shit but who cares but that nukey duken in and make the dog shit XD

  • TomasUzupis

    January 25, 2012 at 11:43 am

    wins the dude thats gets bigger shit from the ass

  • BrockWright

    January 25, 2012 at 11:45 am

    seriously. i love all the stuff you guys do. but this video was disappointing!!!!!!!!!!

  • AppleCider

    January 25, 2012 at 11:58 am

    A Dog Shit!!!

    Yeah look how much quality time dog turds can give us! I wonder who donated this thing LOL Obviously he was watching too many of the AVGN episodes…

    Oh yeah and Mike’s laughter reminds me of the time when he was playing the Joker. You guys are just too funny!

  • DBZMagus

    January 25, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Well, this was the shittiest video you’ve ever done, no pun intended. Seriously though, this sucked. It was actually annoying to watch. The joke was not lost on me – but you already did this joke (kids act like idiots/have short attention spans) with the Dragonstrike and HeroQuest videos while those managed to be entertaining. Normally I love Board James ever more than the Video Game Nerd episodes, but this and the Splat episode have been seriously disappointing.

  • James Sunderland

    January 25, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Did you James did this episode before you travel. By the way Mikey, i love you T shirt

  • James Sunderland

    January 25, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Did you James did this episode before you travel? By the way Mikey, i love you T shirt

    Did you James did this episode before you travel. By the way Mikey, i love you T shirt

    Did you James did this episode before you travel. By the way Mikey, i love you T shirt

  • James Sunderland

    January 25, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Did you James make this video before you traveled? By the way Mikey, i love you Tshirt

  • CyrilWindlovver

    January 25, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    Oh yeah! So big review!)

  • SonicDreamcaster

    January 25, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Awesome xD

    Great job James! As always.

    Greetings from Argentina!

  • RhyanChapman

    January 25, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    2:00 minutes of pure class entertainment xD this is the funniest thing i have seen in a while

  • Josemanuel

    January 25, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    Wow, you guys are great!? xDDD

    A great job, as always, James and Mike!?

    Greetings from Spain 😉

  • WillieOyola

    January 25, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    at the end, i said the same thing when i saw the commercial for the first time

  • danyel.perao

    January 25, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    Warrax said

    I’m not sure why some people complain about the video, yes it’s a short one but that’s how you play the game so there isn’t much to say about it and yes that’s how a lot of kids act too! so stop being so critical and enjoy the free video. If you haven’t laugh or smile at least a little, don’t blame others for being a sad person.

    Yeah! fuck the idiots looking for Citizen Kane in the site

    • FrankCabanski

      January 25, 2012 at 9:42 pm

      @danyel.perao They must be poop lovers who want more detail on the poop.

  • FardinJavanmard

    January 25, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha xDD great!

  • OfficialJab

    January 25, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Their behaviour reminded me immediately of the Awesome Reach video.

  • BRP1678

    January 25, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    2nd consecutive video in which “nucular” is used. C’mon. You’re really lowering the intellectual nature of the site.

    • cebulips9

      January 25, 2012 at 2:33 pm

      @BRP1678 Glad I’m not the only one who’s bothered by that.

      • BRP1678

        January 25, 2012 at 2:42 pm

        @cebulips9 It really does bother me. Although, I was half-joking about the intellectual part. Now seriously, IT’S A GAME… WHERE A DOG SHITS!

      • RhyanChapman

        January 25, 2012 at 6:17 pm

        @[email protected] Lets face it you cant take this game seriously to review it lol

  • TheAndySan

    January 25, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    I like Mike! He’s hilarious!!

    Also, nukie dookie should be a new catch phrase!!

  • Frozenith

    January 25, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    Anyone disappointed about the lack of a deeper explanation on the game rules and regulations must be watching these videos for the wrong reasons. It’s just two guys fucking around with a toy that shits and not taking it seriously.

    • metalcommand

      January 25, 2012 at 3:10 pm

      @Frozenith Try to give an indept review about this game…no, you cannot. Lol.

  • OmarMadrigal

    January 25, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    it seems more and more these videos are talking less about the games they “review” and more of them just acting like dumbasses… when are we gonna get an omega virus “review”

  • OmarMadrigal

    January 25, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    it seems more and more these videos are talking less about the games they “review” and more of them just acting like dumbasses… when are we gonna get an omega virus “review”

  • OmarMadrigal

    January 25, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    it seems more and more these videos are talking less about the games they “review” and more of them just acting like dumbasses… when are we gonna get an omega virus “review”

    • metalcommand

      January 25, 2012 at 3:20 pm

      @ChristianChiarani And this is what way, again?

      • ChristianChiarani

        January 25, 2012 at 3:24 pm

        It’s not really, I just feel it needs a little exposure. And besides, this is the last time I’ll be posting this link so you won’t have to worry about it anymore. Just trying to advertise my fan film that’s all.

  • Frozenith

    January 25, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    Anyone disappointed about the lack of a deeper explanation on the game rules and regulations must be watching these videos for the wrong reasons. It’s just two guys fucking around with a toy that shits and not taking it seriously. That’s what it was supposed to be. That’s why it’s so short. There’s nothing else to say about something so ridiculous. I thought the over the top acting and voices were hilarious.

    • BRP1678

      January 25, 2012 at 9:26 pm

      @Frozenith It’s not “acting.” They’re just being goofy twats. The Beavis and Butthead shirt is very fitting here. This could have been funny in the same creative way that the other episodes have been, but they chose to take the low road. Maybe because they are so busy with the movie yet still want to update the vlog…. I don’t know. But it’s garbage.

  • cdragon40

    January 25, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    lol how is that a game?

  • January 25, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    Seeing the excitment on their faces about nukie dukie cracked me up!

  • GusGGauthier

    January 25, 2012 at 4:05 pm

    anyone notice that this video was uploaded in 2012 but its under the 2011 section

    • Donrex1943

      January 25, 2012 at 10:23 pm


      read the description

  • January 25, 2012 at 4:06 pm

    I’ve noticed many people choose to be contrary to popular opinion, not because they’re truely expressing themselves, but in an attempt to reenforce an identity of superiority. To be “different”, or “better” than most, they automatically oppose the flow of whatever is concidered to be popular at any given time. Which ironically is actually a sure sign of weakness rather than the strength and superiority they are attempting to portray.

    .. and just as ironically, but perhaps a form of poetic justice, these self proclaimed “INTELLECTUAL” individuals are more often than not the most bitter, angry, lonely, isolated people you can come across in our modern society. Is all that negativity really worth it just to believe you’re better than people who enjoy a different taste in art, and expression than yourself?

    I guess the lesson here is “Intelligence” = superiority which = bitterness which = loneliness upon your pedalstool, and from there it just becomes a vicious cycle. Haters are posers and ignorance is bliss motherfuckas!!!

    • Big McLargehuge

      January 25, 2012 at 4:10 pm

      @Deadlyrazorwings That’s some pretty heavy “food for thought”. Nice.

    • dan h

      January 25, 2012 at 4:24 pm

      @Deadlyrazorwings It’s pedestal not pedalstool you dumbfuck!

      Just kidding.

    • SolidGoldCEO

      January 25, 2012 at 4:24 pm

      @Deadlyrazorwings “It drives me crazy when people use the term “hate on” or “hater”. Just because you criticize someone or something does not mean you are a “hater” This term is a bullshit concept created by arrogant people who can’t defend themselves against criticism, or don’t want to acknowledge their short comings” -Lance Storm-

      Its all well and good to enjoy this if thats your thing but I don’t get why you don’t understand why people don’t like it. People have expectations for a Board James episode, expectations created from the previous episodes, and this video is just them messing around. They could have labeled this as a short or as a vlog but they’ve done it as Board James episode so people are a bit disappointed. They don’t “Hate” James they just don’t care for this.

      • January 25, 2012 at 4:25 pm


        Fair enough.

      • Jarnor

        January 26, 2012 at 11:45 am

        @[email protected] Fuck that about haters. The Internet is complete proof that some ignorant twats absolutely have to hate things to make themselves feel better.

        Listen, if someone doesn’t like something and wants to post constructive criticism like kane117 did above, that’s cool, and even useful. What ticks me off is when some ignorant fuck posts nothing useful like “this suks, u rnt funny NEmor”. Is that useful in any fucking way? No, it isn’t, and only serves to hurt.

        People put their blood, sweat, and tears into the work they do. The least these miserable fuck droppings can do is be civil to the person who made the content or have something useful to put as criticism.

    • Olivania

      January 29, 2012 at 4:37 pm

      @Deadlyrazorwings Who cares about some bored kids hating on videos about old games and dog shit? The best and imo only thing to do is to completely ignore them. If they don’t get the attention they are looking for they might eventually stop. 😉

  • January 25, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    I know, I’ve asked for it now. lol

  • bickbenedict

    January 25, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    fucking dog shitting game! i can watch my own dog shit for fucking free. HAHA

  • Robochivulture

    January 25, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    I only know about this toy because of ponies. :3

    • LysanderTheevilmonkey

      January 26, 2012 at 12:32 am


      As i only know about this game because of Failblog 😀

  • Macronaso

    January 25, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    Funny shit, thumbs up

  • January 25, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    What’s the actual objective of the game?

    • RhyanChapman

      January 25, 2012 at 6:16 pm

      @MotherFucker [email protected] umm Mike…. how do you know when to make the dog shit? this games suuucks

  • Lando Funk

    January 25, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    Great Job!

  • thematt

    January 25, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    arent u in california

    • RhyanChapman

      January 25, 2012 at 6:16 pm

      @thematt They recorded this about 5 months ago it says in the description

  • AmandaHolloway

    January 25, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    This made my day so much better! XD

  • Marvipe

    January 25, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    So……is that the whole game? just watching the dog take a shit and giggling like a couple of 7 year olds?

    because if it is, I approve.

  • Marvipe

    January 25, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    So……is that the whole game? just watching the dog take a shit and giggling like a couple of 7 year olds?

    because if it is, I approve.

  • Odjin

    January 25, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    My four year old nephew wanted this for Christmas. So I got it for him xD

    He also wanted Pop the Pig but I dunno if anyone got him that.

    • LysanderTheevilmonkey

      January 26, 2012 at 12:27 am


      LMAO! I was at Walmart the other day and i saw Pop The Pig in the toy section and i was like WTH!?

  • RememberTomorrow

    January 25, 2012 at 5:21 pm


  • RememberTomorrow

    January 25, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    Laughed a little. But at the same time, the game looks boring.

  • oldmrfletcher

    January 25, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    That video was fucking retarded.

    • RhyanChapman

      January 25, 2012 at 6:15 pm

      @oldmrfletcher Retarded in a funny way lol

  • SixelaM077

    January 25, 2012 at 5:33 pm

    … I have seen the meaning of life, it is DOG SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

  • GrayHulk

    January 25, 2012 at 5:36 pm


    Who came with this ideia? Worst game ever.

    • RhyanChapman

      January 25, 2012 at 6:15 pm

      @GrayHulk ahaahah They fucked up the dog with play doug h that is hilarious lol

  • RhyanChapman

    January 25, 2012 at 6:15 pm

    Umm may i ask why the comment bars have pts? lol

  • PhilippSeiler

    January 25, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    Alright, the box at about 5 seconds says the following (it’s german):

    “Cuddle him, feed him,

    take him for a walk –

    And collect his poo,

    don’t feel embarrassed!”

    Greetings from Austria 🙂 .

  • TheOneLeft

    January 25, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    Still better the Duke Nukem: Forever…

    Or should I say…

    “DOOKIE Nukem: Forever”?

    Yes I’m aware of how terrible this pun is.

  • TheOneLeft

    January 25, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    Still better than Duke Nukem: Forever…

    Or should I say…

    “DOOKIE Nukem: Forever”?

    Yes I’m aware of how terrible this pun is.

  • TasosSaroglou

    January 25, 2012 at 6:30 pm

    An idiotic idea for a kids toy!

  • exroh4

    January 25, 2012 at 6:37 pm


    if you cant see the humor in this, i have this to say to you:

    “why so serious?”

  • SeanAshmead

    January 25, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    I knew you were going to do this one! I was watching TV, the ad for this game came on, and I thought to myself “This would be a good Board James episode.”

  • BobbyMyers

    January 25, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    only james could have fun playing this lmao i cant believe this game was made i died laughing when i saw it on tv

  • EvanThomas

    January 25, 2012 at 7:38 pm

    What a fun game?Speaking of Gak, that should be another idea for more Board James episodes. If you can find and review any one of those Nickelodeon compound toys such as Gak, Slime, Floam, Smud, Squand, Or Goooze. I know I still have some Goooze in my old cabinet of toys.That’d be a Blast.

  • Mako

    January 25, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    I have to assume that it’s the alcohol flooding through my veins right now, but that was hilarious. XD

  • omgomgomg

    January 25, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    Does anyone have an Bermuda ad that is obstructing the top left corner of the video?

    • Shidow1123

      January 25, 2012 at 9:16 pm



    • Lionel Hutz

      January 25, 2012 at 10:37 pm

      @omgomgomg yep.

      • Lionel Hutz

        January 25, 2012 at 10:38 pm

        @omgomgomg use the full screen tab, makes it go away.

  • MichealKing

    January 25, 2012 at 8:46 pm

    omg, tears, TEARS!!

  • Shidow1123

    January 25, 2012 at 9:16 pm

    “But, seriously, it’s a game where a dog shits” LMAO

  • manuzippy

    January 25, 2012 at 9:38 pm

    @Dog_money hahahaha buen video

  • FrankCabanski

    January 25, 2012 at 9:42 pm

    I’d like to know if real dog poop could be substituted. Imagine playing with real poop!

    • Doogrisa

      January 25, 2012 at 9:53 pm

      @FrankCabanski I would rather watch paint dry then handle smelly dog turds with my bare hands.

      • FrankCabanski

        January 25, 2012 at 11:08 pm

        @Doogrisa The game includes shovels.

  • swarginverg

    January 25, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    It’s Dog Shit the game!

  • KevinSchuerger

    January 25, 2012 at 10:18 pm

    i was laughing freakin hard

  • Gabrielle

    January 25, 2012 at 10:22 pm

    LOL you guys had to go get a second dog?? Lol XD But wow, I can’t believe this, a whole toy that just takes a dump. I’m guessing this probably didn’t sell all that well? Or might I be surprised? XD

  • fightgenie

    January 25, 2012 at 10:42 pm

    Y’know sometimes I think I’m not smart enough to get your humor. Can you dumb it down a shade for us?

  • jannehartikainen

    January 25, 2012 at 10:44 pm

    I was eating breakfast while i watched this haha!

  • nowhere4321

    January 25, 2012 at 11:12 pm

    LOL wow

  • 987hp

    January 25, 2012 at 11:16 pm

    nucleur duggy

  • DamonPulse

    January 25, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    Are you shitting me?

  • DamonPulse

    January 25, 2012 at 11:28 pm

    Nuky dukey!

  • Frank Black Francis

    January 25, 2012 at 11:28 pm

    I really didn’t see any humor whatsoever in this one….

  • Minionichi

    January 25, 2012 at 11:38 pm


  • goodson609

    January 25, 2012 at 11:46 pm

    I have never seen someone get so excited over dog shit before.

  • JustinLail

    January 25, 2012 at 11:49 pm

    The nerd goes to California for one week and gets hooked on meth lmao

  • Simon Belmont

    January 26, 2012 at 12:41 am

    pwahaha! doggie poopi doo!

  • PartyPosse

    January 26, 2012 at 12:46 am

    not feelin this one

  • Jordanv78

    January 26, 2012 at 12:46 am

    “It’s dog shit, the game.” lol great stuff guys. I lmao

  • DavidPackett

    January 26, 2012 at 12:49 am

    I notice the game didn’t come with little baggies, if we are going to teach our kids to clean up dog crap we should at least teach them to do it correctly.

  • John W

    January 26, 2012 at 1:16 am

    I love fast you screwed this up. Your videos are gold!

  • vancouvered07

    January 26, 2012 at 3:09 am

    Fucking awesome…. You assholes who don’t “Get it,” go watch Monty Python or something and act all superior, like you’re in some sort of elitist “Humor Club” or something … cause this is funny shit

    • Strazdas

      January 26, 2012 at 7:05 am

      @vancouvered07 You are comparing monty python with “omg dog makes poop”? you are the one that didnt get it, monty python that is.

      • Jarnor

        January 26, 2012 at 11:37 am

        @[email protected] What, you mean like the part in The Meaning of Life where the fat guy barfs all over everything?

        I think the Python folks would be the first to admit they are 100% highbrow humor either.

      • Strazdas

        January 27, 2012 at 5:54 am

        @Jarnor @vancouvered07 Like i said, you didnt get Monty Python. It was a satire, but all you could see is shit flying.

      • Jarnor

        January 27, 2012 at 6:37 am

        @Strazdas @vancouvered07 Ah, and how did the puke scene “satirize” anything more or less than how here they were making fun of poop humor.

        Never mind, you’re clearly a pain in the ass prig who thinks that Python NEVER went for any humor like that, despite that they did.  Pointless arguing with a snotty prick like you.

  • jomevhva9

    January 26, 2012 at 6:54 am


  • BramLijb

    January 26, 2012 at 7:27 am

    In the Netherlands this game is named “Takkie Kakkie” because the dog breed is here more commonly known as ‘ teckel’ (or Dachshound in English)

    I always found it a bizarre and stupid game.

  • Leongeeste8

    January 26, 2012 at 7:45 am

    I can’t help but wonder how the game is actually played…. Unless what you see is what you get. If that’s the case, I wouldn’t be surprised. Great video but I have to wonder what the people who made this were thinking,..

    • Jarnor

      January 26, 2012 at 11:36 am

      @Leongeeste8 I had posted a link but it kind of got buried in the pile of whiney bitch posts afterwards. Here is is:

      Basically, there a d6 with 1 pump, 2 pumps (X2), 3 pumps, lose a turn, or have to swap shovels. You roll, then pump. If the poo comes out you get it with your shovel. First person to three dogshits wins.

      Personally, I think you win if you can get someone else to pick up dogshit, but maybe that’s just me.

  • kane117

    January 26, 2012 at 10:26 am

    After skimming over some of the comments, it seems that there are some fans of Board James that were expecting way too much from this video. How much humor can you squeeze out of a game about feeding a dog and making it poop? How can you make the humor high-brow enough to appease the people that take themselves so seriously that they can’t see any humor in poop? I just don’t get it. If you don’t think that there’s anything funny about poop, then why the hell did you watch a video called “Doggie Doo”?That being said, there are some legitimate complaints being made. For example, I’ve read comments complaining that the more recent Board James videos either don’t explain the games or half-ass the explanations, that there’s more goofing off and less actual gameplay. I agree. It would be nice to see those trends reverse themselves so that we can go back to watching the sort of videos that we’ve come to expect from the Board James series. There should be some goofing off in Board James, but not so much that the videos lose their informative quality and gameplay.

    • Jarnor

      January 26, 2012 at 11:31 am

      @kane117 See, now this I can dig. This guy made the good points and bad points for him about the video. It’s called “constructive criticism” and is the opposite of the people here who are simply saying “you suck, you’re not funny anymore” and other inane crap like that.

      Bravo sir for actually having a point to make. FWIW, I found the video funny for the one shot joke it was, but you’re right, they do need to explain the game a bit more in the series like they used to.

      • kane117

        January 26, 2012 at 11:46 am

        @Jarnor Thanks for the support. : )

      • DaveMcGrath

        January 27, 2012 at 6:47 pm

        @kane117 @Jarnor I second Jarnors comment.

      • kane117

        January 27, 2012 at 11:04 pm

        @DaveMcGrath Thank you. : )

  • patanu

    January 26, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    seriously, who says yes to this? who honestly goes into a board meeting with a group of executives or whatever and says “hi there i would like to sell you a kids game about DOG SHIT!”.

    They probably said yes to see if people would actually buy it. y’know for shits and giggles.

    • jvmh

      January 26, 2012 at 11:03 pm

      @patanu todays America, that who!

  • JadeGryphon

    January 26, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    …Seriously? You idiots are expecting “intellectual humor” from a video about a game where you make a dog take a crap? Well, aren’t you guys the proverbial party poopers. 😐 LAME PUN INTENDED.

    • DaveMcGrath

      January 27, 2012 at 6:45 pm

      @JadeGryphon I think its that there was seriously almost zero content to this video. Thats what has some of us miffed. Nobody expected Shakespeare or anything!

  • Ripley426

    January 26, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    @JuddAAP coño ayer mismo entre a ver si tenia videos nuevos el amigo Rolfe y no lo vi. Gracias

  • RileySailer

    January 26, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    My mom bought this game and we played it after our dinner on Thanksgiving this past year. How you play is there are four shovels and a die. You roll the die which can either land on 1, 2, 3, or nothing, and that determines how many squeezes you get to use on the handle (the handle generates air that pushes the ‘poo’ out of the dog’s body). Whoever has 3 turds on their shovel first is the winner. It was pretty fun and the noises the goo makes are really funny. It’s a stupid game but I liked it.

    • PauperDBrokeback

      January 26, 2012 at 4:51 pm

      @RileySailer I liked your comment better than the actual video.

  • January 26, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    Nice Adam Sandler impression, Mike!

  • January 26, 2012 at 2:43 pm

    What next? A game about vomit and the kids have to scoop out differnent bits of food? Who ever gets a complete collection of food from the previous day wins! YAY!!!.

  • January 26, 2012 at 2:43 pm

    What next? A game about vomit and the kids have to scoop out different bits of food? Who ever gets a complete collection of food from the previous day wins! YAY!!!.

  • ChristopherAndert

    January 26, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    poop-tasticly turd-ular.

  • Tony Wihlen

    January 26, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    Best. Game. Ever.

    • RhyanChapman

      January 27, 2012 at 7:53 pm

      @Tony Wihlen Without a doubt

  • Thrashing Deth

    January 26, 2012 at 3:40 pm

    What more do you people need? It’s a game about a dog taking a shit… Literally! So why is there complaints still? The game play is pretty self explanatory I mean yeah it’s important to show and explain what the rules are in Board James and goofing around comes second. But watching a dog shit is the game play, LOL. So any idiot complaining “You know James you should cover more about the game than goof off.” is a moron.

    • kane117

      January 27, 2012 at 1:21 am

      @Thrashing Deth Well then I guess I’m a moron for wanting to see them use the die, follow the rules, and you know…actually play a game. A game being played in the Board James series…imagine that. The whole appeal of Board James for me is seeing James and Mike play board games that I’ve either never heard of before, or board games that I have heard of, but have never played. When you’ve never played a game before, you naturally want to know how to play it, right? Most people would probably think that Doggie Doo is just a simple novelty toy and would probably never guess that it was an actual game with a die and rules. I think the video would’ve been funnier if they had actually tried to use the die and follow the rules because it’s funny when people over-complicate simple tasks. Rube Goldberg machines are prime examples of that sort of humor.

  • wermin

    January 26, 2012 at 5:38 pm

    So deep.

  • SuddsTv

    January 26, 2012 at 6:22 pm

    What the fuck i cant watch it all i see is a whit outline and an anti symbol!

  • Jyo

    January 26, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    brown food coloring!

  • RawJah

    January 26, 2012 at 9:16 pm

    hahahaha, i was pretty confused first, cause “dackel” is the german word for the race that this dog is.. luv the fact its a donation from here 🙂 greetz from germany

    • vTheDarknessv

      January 27, 2012 at 12:25 am

      @RawJah If its a donation from germany, how did he run to the store to buy another one?

      • nooneneedknow

        January 27, 2012 at 2:46 am

        @vTheDarknessv you need to learn to read and get some common sense before you start bashing peoples comments. if you read the video description you will see in plain english that there are 2 different versions. The german version which was obviously the donation is called “Hackel Dackle”. The US version is called Doggie Doo! Anyone with half a brain cell can see that they ran to the store and picked up Doggie Doo, not Hackle Dackle.

      • DaveMcGrath

        January 27, 2012 at 6:43 pm

        @[email protected] All you see is the hackle dackle box from my first watch? I was confused as well. And all that aside it was so repetitive and dull. I am a huge fan but I will not defend EVERYTHING they put out. This was legit two men shouting “poop” over and over..

        Anyone with “half a brain cell” should be above this level of comedy.

        Since your so quick to bite his head off for a simple question.

      • RhyanChapman

        January 27, 2012 at 7:52 pm

        @vTheDarknessv @RawJah Your a douchebag… it is also sold in america i saw a commercial for it lol

  • FredFuchedMeUp

    January 26, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    Wish you could’ve used the song “Dog Shit” by GG ALLIN.

  • RickCole2

    January 26, 2012 at 10:30 pm

    Seems feeding it the brown Play-Doh was something that Bad Luck Bootsy would have done.

  • J R

    January 26, 2012 at 10:43 pm

    I know Board James is a character that acts like a little kid, but…this episode was not good at all. He didn’t even explain how to play it.I’m sorry but I can’t laugh at a bunch of poop jokes.

    • AlexanderHel

      January 27, 2012 at 9:49 am

      @J R Does it really need an explanation?

      • DaveMcGrath

        January 27, 2012 at 6:38 pm

        @AlexanderHel why was it called kackle dackle? what language was that? And where the heck did they find it?! Why are there shovels?

        Yea I would say it does. Seeing as thats always been a part of the show and it is part of what makes it worth watching. Unless “poopy,poopy,,nookie-dookie” does it for you… Then by all means enjoy. Otherwise I agree with JR

      • Raven1988

        January 27, 2012 at 7:45 pm

        @DaveMcGrath @AlexanderHel Did you read the description? They quite clearly state it’s German.

      • DaveMcGrath

        January 29, 2012 at 6:03 pm

        @Raven1988 @AlexanderHel Ok thats one down… How bout the rest of my queries?

    • Doogrisa

      January 28, 2012 at 3:59 am

      @J R You roll the dice. the first one to collect 3 shits wins!

  • jvmh

    January 26, 2012 at 11:04 pm

    what a turd pile of a game – Avgn voice! hahaha

  • KevanGant

    January 26, 2012 at 11:07 pm

    I just love how excited you 2 guys are in the start of this video, had me fucking laughing like mad!

  • BenjaminOstermeier

    January 27, 2012 at 2:15 am

    Talk about over the top and juvenile, but hilarious! What a couple of big kids! But, I can relate! 😀

    You got serious at the end, but didn’t say whether the game was good or bad! 😉

    • Stonen80

      January 28, 2012 at 3:04 am

      @BenjaminOstermeier Dude, it’s a game where a dog shits, I’m sure it’s brilliant game of all time!

    • Stonen80

      January 28, 2012 at 3:05 am

      @BenjaminOstermeier Dude, it’s a game where a dog shits. I’m sure it’s the most brilliant game of all time.

  • RyanSanders

    January 27, 2012 at 6:11 am

    Just awesome. And disturbing that such a thing exists. The again, we have dolls that piss and shit, so….

  • MrArkadin

    January 27, 2012 at 10:11 am

    It looks like he’s eating custard and doesn’t digest it very well. 🙂

  • sonic7rings

    January 27, 2012 at 10:17 am

    I always see the add for this every time i watch mlp fim

  • DaveMcGrath

    January 27, 2012 at 6:36 pm

    Hows the game work? Why does it say “kackle dackle” Seriously guys? I knew there was gonna be gratuitous shit jokes, but I thought there would be something about the game at least. You went and bought a second copy so you could roll around and say “nookie-dookie” for two minutes? This was pretty weak.

  • LicaWolf

    January 27, 2012 at 7:01 pm

    Oh, you guys are such a big children, lol xD not my favorite Board James episode but I admit your excitement made me giggle like a little kid 🙂

  • RhyanChapman

    January 27, 2012 at 7:51 pm

    Best board james by far

  • LarkHutson

    January 27, 2012 at 10:35 pm


    seriously why only post it in that format?

    you know what? fuck it! i don’t even fucking care anymore.

  • DavidMcCraven

    January 28, 2012 at 12:37 am

    Prolly the best line mike has ever said, “OMG it’s gonna poop?!”

  • AdrianRemus

    January 28, 2012 at 1:50 am

    i imagine how the kids would play with their real dogs after playing with Doggie Doo

  • JoshBenjamin

    January 28, 2012 at 2:03 am

    You guys should play this game called “Castle of Doom” if you can get your hands on it. I played in the early ’90s (I must have been about 5 or 6) and it was AWESOME!!!

  • indasy

    January 28, 2012 at 2:43 am

    I bet he only posted this because he’s busy on AVGN movie. The description did say it was shot 5 months ago. Mildly entertaining at least.

  • Stonen80

    January 28, 2012 at 3:03 am

    LOL I’m sorry, but I was rolling. LOL

  • Doogrisa

    January 28, 2012 at 3:59 am

    @fredfaus go away

  • January 28, 2012 at 6:53 am

    this is the BEST poo ever….and i dont say it (or write)((whatever)) because im drunk…really….best episode

  • horrorgamenerd

    January 28, 2012 at 8:45 am

    It makes an excellent family game where everybody gets involved.

  • January 28, 2012 at 10:21 am

    So is the game to guess how large of a turd he drops? Or how many squeezes it takes until he poops.

  • thepieman42

    January 28, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    Hahahahaha my friend got this game as a joke present for christmas

  • Mechamortal

    January 28, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    What is the point of this game? lol.

    • nickthegreat

      February 4, 2012 at 11:54 am

      @Mechamortal i guess to get the most shit

  • Maikii

    January 28, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    I think this would have worked much better if you both played it straight and took the game seriously, as though you were really into it and wanted to win.

  • DirtyDom

    January 28, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    You should do a movie review on doggy poo the movie…… heres a link to it on youtube…. I heard it won some awards or something lol -Dirty Dom

  • FredrikPersson

    January 28, 2012 at 6:54 pm

    whatthefuckdid Ijust watch?

  • FredrikPersson

    January 28, 2012 at 6:54 pm

    what. the. fuck?

  • Mellowtrauma

    January 28, 2012 at 10:59 pm

    Yeah, we sell that at toys R us, fucked up

  • Mellowtrauma

    January 28, 2012 at 11:07 pm

    For all of you who are pissed about this Board James and wanted to know how the game works:

    Believe me, when I first saw this at TRU, I thought, “Who the fuck would make a game about a shitting dog?”. I think the video sums up the game pretty well.

  • Bahamutzero741

    January 29, 2012 at 1:03 am

    … are you too drunk?

  • Bahamutzero741

    January 29, 2012 at 1:03 am

    … are you two drunk?

    • nickthegreat

      February 4, 2012 at 11:52 am

      @Bahamutzero741 they were snorking crack

  • J_TheKid

    January 29, 2012 at 3:33 am

    lol, I wanna be this immature when I grow up (:

  • CerstenFrank

    January 29, 2012 at 10:19 am

    lol. I watched this episode with Anna, one of the donators of the original Kackeldackel. She dropped her whole plate with asian noodles over the floor upon seeing her name in the credits. Great episode, but that was the highlight, though 😀

  • CerstenFrank

    January 29, 2012 at 10:22 am

    lol. I watched this episode with Anna, one of the donators of the original Kackeldackel. She dropped her whole plate with asian noodles onto the floor upon seeing her name in the credits. Great episode, but that was the highlight, though 😀

    • Dunker86

      January 29, 2012 at 1:49 pm

      @CerstenFrank noodles.. all the way from china!?

    • Olivania

      January 29, 2012 at 4:22 pm

      @CerstenFrank So, she was holding it while watching the video?

      • CerstenFrank

        January 30, 2012 at 11:01 am

        @Olivania @CerstenFrank Yes, she was eating (and holding) Beijing-imported kommunist noodles while watching the video. No capitalists were harmed in the process of cooking.

  • Erik Hellsborn

    January 29, 2012 at 10:39 am

    Ok? And what are the rules?

    • DavidNukaSonne

      February 3, 2012 at 2:38 pm

      @Erik Hellsborn who cares about the rules, its a game were a dog shits Nuclear anal waste. 🙂


    January 29, 2012 at 3:25 pm

    ok…totally random, but totally funny!

  • January 30, 2012 at 7:41 am


  • DylanParrott

    January 30, 2012 at 8:17 pm

    lol a game about a dog going poop

    • nickthegreat

      February 4, 2012 at 11:51 am

      @DylanParrott no not poop shit

  • CarlCJMissouri

    January 30, 2012 at 8:30 pm

    Maybe next time you’ll actually PLAY the game??

  • January 31, 2012 at 6:03 am

    These Board James episodes have kind of lost their steam. “Board James” and “Mother Fucker Mike” dont really seem like characters anymore. There isn’t really any rivalry going on.

    I suppose there isnt much to say about a shitting dog. However, you managed to make the Mr. Bucket video rather deep. Oh well, still had its entertaining moments none the less.

  • YonderGrunt

    January 31, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    FAIL! Its still in a 2011 box.

    • YonderGrunt

      January 31, 2012 at 6:06 pm

      Its 2012

      • CatlinMassier

        February 1, 2012 at 1:11 am

        @YonderGrunt he is saying its still in the 2011 box and its 2012

  • CatlinMassier

    February 1, 2012 at 1:11 am

    and how do you play the game O.o ?

  • AndrewCarvin

    February 1, 2012 at 2:15 am

    Why? Just why does this exsist?

  • AlexTa1

    February 1, 2012 at 11:23 am

    …lol why are there so many people bitching about this video? its hilarious as shit (a herp derp, puns). if its mainly just make the dog poop, then sure let them do whatever. its an entertaining and very funny video. stop being so anal about everything. rectum.

  • Harrisrhcp

    February 1, 2012 at 5:58 pm


    • wermin

      February 12, 2012 at 9:17 am

      @Harrisrhcp WHY NOT?!

      • Harrisrhcp

        February 13, 2012 at 1:15 pm

        @wermin @Harrisrhcp Cause according to the date written, this was posted in 2012:”Board James: Doggie DooWednesday, January 25th, 2012Posted by Mike”So this should be the first 2012 Board James video

      • Dr_Woo9669

        March 1, 2012 at 7:41 pm

         @Harrisrhcpin the description it says “posted
        4-5 months ago” therefore its made in 2011

  • THB306

    February 1, 2012 at 8:48 pm

    If you dumbasses would read, it says it was made back in 2011.”Also, for anyone wondering. This video was shot about 4-5 months ago.” READ PEOPLE! Technically, that would make this a 2011 video. Duh.

    • Jarvizzle

      February 2, 2012 at 6:21 am

      @THB306 Yes, but it was released in 2012. Since Cinemassacre usually categories things by release I would expect this video to be moved to the 2012 section once it is created.

    • Jarvizzle

      February 2, 2012 at 6:22 am

      @THB306 Yes, but it was released in 2012. Since Cinemassacre usually categorizes things by release I would expect this video to be moved to the 2012 section once it is created.

  • EnzoGironLeandro

    February 1, 2012 at 10:32 pm

    two man one dog

  • OlDirtyVinceDm

    February 2, 2012 at 8:39 am

    ”Also, for anyone wondering. This video was shot about 4-5 months ago.”Lol… when you think some fkn idiots are so proud to tell everyone the mistake they discovered when they didn’t actually read the godamn description before going apeshit

  • NitishMisra

    February 2, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Best board game EVER!!!!

  • SeanAshmead

    February 2, 2012 at 3:40 pm

    To everyone complaining that they’re being childish:

    IT’S A GAME ABOUT DOG SHIT! Whoever made this game was more immature.

  • rush86

    February 3, 2012 at 6:29 pm

    lol great video. I hope u do another board james soon. They are fuckin awesome!!!

  • onraj9mm

    February 3, 2012 at 6:30 pm

    i died when mike started doing bugs bunny LMAO.. NAAAASSTTYY

    WHATS UP DOC????

  • FabeaHocksobiechs

    February 7, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    Ok, no offense – some of these videos just don’t make much sense to me – but don’t you feel like absolute total idiots messing around like that and share it with all the world to see?

    • nbirkett79

      February 13, 2012 at 2:40 pm


      nice sense of humor you’ve got there, dipshit. welcome to the internet, you’d hate youtube.

  • pablo1517

    February 7, 2012 at 9:44 pm

    Um… what is this game about? What are the rules? Who wins?

    • wermin

      February 12, 2012 at 9:15 am

      @pablo1517 Look it up. These videos just like the AVGN vids are for entertainment. This is not fuckin wikipedia.

      • hackerhell900

        February 17, 2012 at 8:23 pm

        @wermin @pablo1517

        No need to curse, asshole. It is reasonable to expect them to at least give a brief overview of how the game works, because that’s what they’ve done for nearly every episode.

      • Hyphz

        February 27, 2012 at 12:25 pm

         @hackerhell900 You feed the dog at the start of the game.  Each player takes a shovel.  Players take turns.  When it’s your turn, you roll the dice. The dice tell you how many times you can squeeze the pump handle.  If the dog poo comes out, you take it on your shovel and feed the dog some more food.    If you collect 3 poos you win.  That’s it.

  • Bearby

    February 25, 2012 at 6:52 am

    Needs more Bootsie 

  • LosDukeh

    February 26, 2012 at 3:56 pm

    You sound high as fuck.

  • Sir_Callis

    February 26, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    @packardwalsh NUKIE DUKIE!!!

  • Taxamendosa

    February 27, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    @TheGurkenkaiser Idiocracy.

  • Kaleidoscopic God

    February 27, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    It’s dogshit… THE GAME!

  • schloss_ritter

    February 27, 2012 at 11:28 pm

    Dog shit for Christmas, heh.

  • Ke

    February 29, 2012 at 6:04 am

    I loved the first board james episodes but this is just embarassing. 

  • captainlhurgoyf

    March 3, 2012 at 12:51 pm

    Given how the guys were acting, I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Mike had on a Beavis and Butthead shirt…


    March 3, 2012 at 7:40 pm

    James Rolfe for your next board game play Axis & Allies. It’s like Risk, but on steroids.

  • SgtBenGlass

    March 5, 2012 at 9:15 pm


  • penpaninu

    March 16, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    WOW…so oddly entertained at teh sight of you two petting, feeding and sweettalking a toy dog to shit! too funny…who approved this?? 😛

  • the_pieman

    March 24, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    When I saw a commercial for the game (before I saw this) I was like, “This WILL be on Board James. It WILL BE!

  • Metalsocks

    March 26, 2012 at 5:21 am

    Ok, when Mike says “Doggie gonna do little doodoo, or doggie gonna do big shit?” I kind of lost it.

  • popit

    April 3, 2012 at 11:58 pm


  • Glitched64

    April 15, 2012 at 12:51 am

    I’d donate to Cinemassacre but I’m apparently a spm-bt

  • April 25, 2012 at 1:41 am

    haha nice

  • rabidchild

    May 4, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    Move the Glow out of my doggie’s asshole!

  • night jester

    May 6, 2012 at 1:10 am

    With as much as AVGN says Shit I knew James would be excited. You guys were super excited hahaha 🙂 funny as hell

  • dyslexicanaboko

    June 5, 2012 at 11:15 am

    There is definitely a human centipede joke in here somewhere.

  • June 14, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    Wow…that’s insane

  • Hrethgir

    July 7, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    rofl seriously its a game where a dog shits. WIN

  • Mrnutpunch

    July 11, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    Fuck everybody who has a stick up their ass about this video. This is funny shit man, for something that you can easly tell did not have much work put into it. it literally put tears to my fucking eyes i laughed that hard. People really REALLY need to stop taking shit so seriously. haha…..shit.

  • constachugga

    July 16, 2012 at 1:46 am

    in German, it should have been called Hundescheiße,or, DOG SHIT.

  • Achilles

    July 31, 2012 at 3:31 pm

    You guys should really do some more board game reviews. I love these, I wish they were done a litte bit more often.

  • thundergod74

    August 7, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    That’s fucked up even for a kid’s toy!

  • ookami57

    August 8, 2012 at 12:30 am

    I saw a commercial for this shitty game the other day

  • CinemaKirby14

    August 18, 2012 at 5:33 am

    There needs to be more Board James episodes.

  • Darth Godzilla

    August 18, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    Check out the board game ZOMBIES!!!!

  • Clearwaterfan

    August 21, 2012 at 3:51 pm

    James you should play the epic, 3-5h time consuming game Axis & Allies

  • mikemonmouth

    September 5, 2012 at 11:14 am

    you guys HAVE to review the original nightmare on elm street freddy board game. especially around halloween for monster madness…thats my contribution. there’s the fuckin boiler room and shit

  • Maggie1983

    September 10, 2012 at 9:11 am

    lol Love how the doggie doo gak stuff even has farting sounds…
    Ha! And I heard the Bugs Bunny voice from Motherfucker Mike there. 🙂

  • BearKiller

    October 25, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    Oh my god this made my fucking day.

  • LeeroyRolfe

    November 2, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    Try Nightmare/AtmosFear. You and the Gatekeeper would really hit it off.

  • bobette

    November 8, 2012 at 3:23 am

    C’mon guys do MOAR!!!!!!

  • Naxomania

    November 20, 2012 at 6:54 pm

    This “game” is now on sale in SouthAmerica O_O
    what a fucking piece of shit…. a fucking piece of DOG shit!

  • CINEregister

    November 28, 2012 at 12:31 am

    At least you made your point at the very end…this review was annoying before that point. Your older board game reviews are better–much better–than this. You are probably better off not rushing something like this…I assume this was rushed. Still, I like your work overall!

  • HighVoltage

    January 6, 2013 at 9:42 am

    that is a bunch of dog shit.

  • alex doucet

    January 10, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    wow id love to know where i can get that batman tshirt that is badass!looks like the michael keaton batman haha

  • yankee5

    February 19, 2013 at 12:48 pm

    u guys should play> it from the pit<

  • March 25, 2013 at 1:44 pm

    Always hated that game ;D

  • mistahtom

    March 26, 2013 at 12:12 am

    Watch the original German commercial for this game. It is fucking weird.

  • frostare

    March 26, 2013 at 2:53 am

    Doggie Doo, a game… about a dog… that shits

  • Megathunder

    March 28, 2013 at 8:36 pm

    At least it doesnt smell or piss… man, shouldnt give the german´s that idea! LOL!
    Greetings from Portugal.

  • Kevin Doyle

    April 1, 2013 at 10:12 pm

    I don’t know why people are ragging on this episode. Because no kid, in their right mind, would bother with reading the instructions on how to play the game. They would focus on making the dog take a shit. Doesn’t matter the age. For some reason, dookie is funny. I personally think this is one of the their best episodes yet. Fuck the game, fuck how it works, let’s make the dog take a shit.

  • April 7, 2013 at 3:15 am

    when I 1st saw the commercial for this dog shitting game I said Board James should make a video on you did nice one James plain and simple a dog that shits

  • Hypoxic

    April 16, 2013 at 8:49 am

    I work for Korea Board Games, the company that distributes Doggie Doo in South Korea. The Korean title translates to “Fart Sound! Dog Crap.” No joke.

  • April 18, 2013 at 10:23 pm

    now that’s one shitty game.

  • Edwin

    May 28, 2013 at 6:51 am

    I wanna know how to play x)

  • Alion Colan

    June 13, 2013 at 4:35 am


  • PrincessZelda

    August 29, 2013 at 11:24 am

    You guys are jokers man haha but seriously this is an actual game wtf!!!

  • Allie Becroft

    October 5, 2013 at 10:09 pm

    Does society really think children are too dumb to comprehend a real board game, so that just give them a dog that shits putty?

  • Lanlost

    November 6, 2013 at 11:47 pm

    I love how you didn’t play the game =P

  • The Shamster

    November 18, 2013 at 4:59 am

    I saw this at the shop the other day.

    All it is…is nothing but a dog, a spade, a tub of ‘gak’ and a ‘feeding stick’ which you use to shove the gak into its mouth.

    That’s it, all you do is stuff gak into it, squeeze the trigger until it poops, and scoop up the dropping with the spade.

    I guess this is for people who want to experience the joy of picking up dog turds but they don’t own a dog.

  • November 22, 2013 at 11:22 am

    why wood they make a game were a dog tacks a shit and James you can do a better revue then that

  • November 24, 2013 at 10:31 pm

    Noo-kyoo-lur Dookie?

  • Matthew Coridor

    December 4, 2013 at 2:38 am

    When it comes to board games like this that have a cool toy that can eat stuff, we’d rather play with it than play the board game the way it’s meant to be played.
    I remember having this weird frog thing and you’d have to launch a fly into its mouth after rolling a number or something, but fuck that I just played with the cool robot frog.

  • December 14, 2013 at 3:26 pm

    hahaha yea you guys are friggan morons haha im a big fan but sometimes i wonder if you secretly work for the Illuminati, where you help dumb down adults and set new social standards like its ok for adults to act ridiculous and retarded and to play with toys. haha , like your just a cog doing your part.

  • December 27, 2013 at 10:52 am

    Who the hell came up with dis game

  • Travis Dunahugh

    January 15, 2014 at 3:12 am

    I like the shit stained thumb on James in this vid.

  • Tobi

    January 27, 2014 at 2:45 am

    Haha this I recently gave this to a friend as birthday present. Love the effin Kackeldackel!

  • Evan Stanley

    February 11, 2014 at 5:04 pm

    I knew it! James and Mike have a scat fetish!

  • BeanBuster

    February 16, 2014 at 2:10 am

    This is the most pointless game ever. But awesome all the same.

  • Nintendokid98

    February 26, 2014 at 3:41 pm


  • March 5, 2014 at 4:53 am

    Who Cares? It’s A Dog that Shits!
    -James Rolfe 2012

  • March 5, 2014 at 4:56 am


  • March 5, 2014 at 4:57 am


  • nammm3

    March 21, 2014 at 3:46 pm

    Lol! Thanks for making the game look a lot more interesting than it really is 😛

  • Toni Larkins

    March 25, 2014 at 7:29 am

    Lol play doh made the dog constipatedXD

  • Eder Alcantar-Sosa

    March 30, 2014 at 7:53 pm

    Ha!Dog Shit the game!

  • Dave Drove

    April 2, 2014 at 6:26 pm

    its a game were a dog shite’s

  • April 5, 2014 at 10:38 am


  • triforce930

    April 28, 2014 at 6:53 pm

    “Special thanks to Anna and Elsa”. Wait, what? Frozen? 😀

  • May 4, 2014 at 11:25 pm this is the official instructional video for all of you somehow wondering how is it played

  • Nick Bull

    May 21, 2014 at 12:09 am

    Anna, Elsa, anyone else connect the dots here?

    • July 16, 2014 at 11:06 pm

      this episode was out long before that movie even came out, plus they are adults who I highly doubt would willingly watch an abomination such as Frozen.

  • May 28, 2014 at 8:45 pm


  • June 27, 2014 at 6:35 pm

    o my god i kept rewinding the video cuz its so fucken funny!!!

  • Brian Goodman

    July 17, 2014 at 11:21 pm

    So awesome

  • July 18, 2014 at 11:24 am


  • August 31, 2014 at 6:55 pm


  • September 11, 2014 at 2:53 am

    Great video, thanks a lot guys!

    Click on my profile name to go to my webpage, I customize and repair NES and all other video game systems.

  • SonicPokemonAnime

    September 13, 2014 at 10:57 pm

    At the end: Special thanks to Anna and Elsa.
    I know this was from 2011, but fuck.

  • The TRUE Royal SCP

    January 1, 2015 at 6:00 pm


  • SethBlizzard

    March 19, 2015 at 9:59 am

    Special thanks to Anna and Elsa. I knew Frozen was screwed up, but…

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