Mike / January 23rd, 2012
January 23, 2012 at 12:17 am
Finally I have something to wait for every Monday!
January 23, 2012 at 12:21 am
pretty good mike! It got a little corny at times, but fair.
January 23, 2012 at 12:23 am
OH MY FUCKING GOD MIKE STOP SAYING “NUKULAR” IT’S “NUCLEAR” PRONOUNCED “NOO CLEAR” NOT “NOO CUE LAR” YOUR DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAZY other than that, good video. Keep up the good work.
January 23, 2012 at 12:28 am
@cebulips9 Just shut up. and go stick a Nuclear dildo up your anus
@horn11tail lol umad bro
@cebulips9 No but ur obviously are.
January 23, 2012 at 12:29 am
@horn11tail At the end of my message i said “Good Video” You on the other hand are just mad. Also, yes “I’m obviously am”
January 23, 2012 at 12:30 am
@cebulips9 ._. At the beginning of my message i said ” Just shut up. You on the other hand aren’t shutting up. Also yes ” Your still not shutting up”
January 23, 2012 at 12:34 am
@horn11tail That’s because i don’t give a fuck about you, dumbass. Saying shut up and having the other person not shut up doesn’t mean that their stupid. Viciously swearing at someone for no reason with bad grammer who wasn’t even talking to you for absolutely no reason makes you dumb. This doesn’t concern you, I was talking to mike.
January 23, 2012 at 12:41 am
@cebulips9 When did i ever ” viciously swear” then did i ever say your stupid . and WHY AREN’T YOU SHUTTING UP GODDAMN MAN
January 23, 2012 at 12:43 am
@horn11tail Because it’s funny to see your pathetic attempts at comebacks.
January 23, 2012 at 1:18 am
@[email protected] Listen his comment was directed to Mike not you. So why do you care what he says. How about in the future you just mind your damn business. Why start shit with someone who wasn’t talking to you in the first place. You looking for a fight – if not than shut your fucking mouth.
January 23, 2012 at 2:38 am
@[email protected]@cebulips9 Calm down, children. 😛
January 23, 2012 at 1:27 pm
@[email protected]@cebulips9 Yo have been in verbal fights before too with ppl on here. So that makes you immature too doesn’t it
January 23, 2012 at 1:31 pm
@[email protected]@cebulips9Look I don’t really want to fight you on this one. But you chime in every time there’s a fight going on here. Be the guy who just ignores it especially when it doesn’t concern you – got it?
January 23, 2012 at 4:45 pm
@gamezWow…if that isn’t the pot calling the kettle black. What do you think you are doing right now? It’s certainly not “minding your own damned business”…fucking hypocrite.
January 23, 2012 at 6:46 pm
@deusprogrammer I wasn’t referring to you was I – NO. And just ignore what I say how about that. So MIND YOU’RE FUCKING BUSINESS.
January 23, 2012 at 6:55 pm
@gamez Wow…are you trolling or are you really that stupid? Your is a possessive…as in “mind YOUR own business”
You’re is a conjunction…a combination of “you” and “are”…as in “You’re a dumbass”. If you want people to take your arguments seriously…learn to speak English properly you idiot.
January 23, 2012 at 7:10 pm
Right now i’m not taking you seriously you moron. In fact you’re being an obnoxious prick. you want to continue this, its up to you dipshit.
January 23, 2012 at 7:14 pm
@[email protected] Well what’s it going to be?
January 23, 2012 at 7:19 pm
@gamez Well there’s no winning an argument with an imbecile. And before you jump at the chance, I was of course referring to you.
January 23, 2012 at 7:23 pm
@deusprogrammer No really Sherlock? I would never have found that out.. Wow you have a way with the obvious. Now go eat a cookie, tickle your balls and tell yourself how special you are. Good boy.
January 23, 2012 at 7:24 pm
@gamez Awww, your insults are so cute.
January 23, 2012 at 7:25 pm
@deusprogrammer Thank you for the sarcasm. Now go eat another cookie.
January 23, 2012 at 7:27 pm
@gamez Can I tickle your balls too? We can take turns and make a game out of it.
January 23, 2012 at 7:29 pm
@deusprogrammer No thanks.
January 23, 2012 at 7:32 pm
@gamez Come on man…no need to be that way, I will even share my cookies with you so you can feel special too. I will make sure your’s has extra Ritalin.
January 23, 2012 at 7:40 pm
@deusprogrammer You go feel special by yourself. Now go deal with your disorder
January 23, 2012 at 7:41 pm
@gamez If being more intelligent than you and 90 percent of the world is a disorder…sure.
January 23, 2012 at 7:47 pm
@deusprogrammer And you base that on what – a few comments. Yeah I’m being immature but so are you.
January 23, 2012 at 7:51 pm
@gamez No, I base it on the fact that I have an IQ of 130 and placed in the top tenth percentile of my field in standardized tests. What have you accomplished in your life time other than being an asshole on the internet?
January 23, 2012 at 7:52 pm
@gamez I would love to stay and chat, but I need to get off to my Master’s CS classes this evening. Have fun stroking your ego buddy. Its always fun arguing with you.
January 23, 2012 at 7:53 pm
@deusprogrammer You takes two to tando asshole. Have fun stroking your classmates loser.
January 23, 2012 at 7:54 pm
@deusprogrammer It takes to tango asshole. Yeah go to your classes and tell them how special you are so they can powder your ass and give you a shiny sticker. Lol you’re a fucking douchebag
January 23, 2012 at 7:55 pm
@gamez Later pal.
January 23, 2012 at 7:56 pm
@deusprogrammer And go write a thesis on your hidden sexuality and adhd
January 23, 2012 at 7:57 pm
@deusprogrammer Remember to look both ways before you cross the streer
January 23, 2012 at 10:34 pm
@[email protected] Sorry to butt in, but this is one of the funniest conversations I’ve ever read. Keep it going guys!
January 24, 2012 at 12:19 am
@Big [email protected] @gamez You know, I can’t even remember why I hated you in the first place gamez. In all honesty, yes I am an opinionated dick who feels that his opinion counts more than most people. That isn’t a good thing. So I would like to just admit I was wrong and call a truce. Naturally, you don’t have to agree with me. But I reflected on it, and yes, I should mind my own damned business.
January 24, 2012 at 12:20 am
@Big [email protected] You know, I can’t even remember why I hated you in the first place gamez. In all honesty, yes I am an opinionated dick who feels that his opinion counts more than most people. That isn’t a good thing. So I would like to just admit I was wrong and call a truce. Naturally, you don’t have to agree with me. But I reflected on it, and yes, I should mind my own damned business.
January 24, 2012 at 1:12 am
@[email protected] McLargehuge Well I was being an asshole too and I was being hypocritical. Sorry about the remarks. My apologies. Its the internet so don’t take it too seriously
January 24, 2012 at 9:31 am
@[email protected] McLargehuge My apologies too man. I am sorry about all the things I said as well. You are not a bad person.
January 25, 2012 at 11:14 am
what the fuck just happend?… did people just get along on the internets?
January 23, 2012 at 1:36 am
@cebulips9 I know dude! I wonder if I’m weird or what because it bothers me a lot. Sometimes a friend of mine pronounces arthritis like ARTHURITIS and it bugs me so bad ._. Good video still though.
January 23, 2012 at 2:36 am
SODA IS NOT POP ITS COLA!
January 23, 2012 at 2:54 am
@[email protected] Lol, I like where this is going 😀
March 6, 2014 at 5:57 pm
January 23, 2012 at 12:31 am
Great video, dude!
January 23, 2012 at 12:32 am
I thought Masters of the Universe was pretty good when I was a kid.
January 23, 2012 at 12:46 am
Good shit mike. Any chance we’ll get another mikes game glitches episode soon?
January 23, 2012 at 1:02 am
Super Girl is super cute.
January 23, 2012 at 1:04 am
man are u punctual
January 23, 2012 at 1:21 am
I have this movie. Thank god I never watched it
January 23, 2012 at 1:24 am
can’t wait to watch this shit. I love Mondays now because of Mike!
January 23, 2012 at 1:33 am
I dig your collection of MGM midnight movies and hammer double features. Great review too. I’m enjoying these.
January 23, 2012 at 1:39 am
Didn’t even know this movie exists. lol
January 23, 2012 at 1:48 am
Damn is this movie a piece of shit! No wonder I’ve never even heard of it.
January 23, 2012 at 2:11 am
That was funny as crap Mike!! Good job!!
What ever happened to Helen Slater anyway?
January 23, 2012 at 2:46 am
@MECHAGARY She acts in a lot of TV series, like Private Practice, Smallville and the lying game.
January 23, 2012 at 2:16 am
She can blow me through the wall.
January 23, 2012 at 2:34 am
This movie looks HORRIBLE. Even worse, they tried to cash in on the succes of the Superman franchise. It’s just a cheap movie with the only selling point that it has a female superman in it. The storyline is horrible and flawed, with many plotholes. The special effects were, even for it’s time, terrible and badly edited. The acting is bland and uninspiring. As you said; this is a textbook example of a bad movie.
At least she’s beautiful…
January 23, 2012 at 2:51 am
In the Silver Age of Comics, about half the people Superman knew had the initials L.L. for some reason (probably just because the writers thought it was cute). Lois Lane, Lana Lang, Lex Luthor, Lori Lemaris, Lightning Lad, Light Lass, Lighting Lord… That’s just off the top of my head, I’m sure there are many more.
There was also the time Superman told Supergirl he’d love to settle down and have a family with her, but cousins weren’t allowed to marry according to Kryptonian law. Gross!
January 23, 2012 at 2:55 am
Hey, Good video man! Keep it up.
January 23, 2012 at 3:10 am
I actually enjoyed this and have good memories from watching it growing up back in the 80s. That and Helen was easy on the eye 🙂
January 23, 2012 at 3:19 am
Michael Keaton batman shirt? where can i get one brooooooooo?
January 23, 2012 at 3:34 am
Helen was in the legend of billy jean, and hahahah on omega supremes turd.
also popeyes is the shit!
January 23, 2012 at 3:37 am
I suffered through this movie once. Never again.
January 23, 2012 at 3:50 am
I laugh so hard. Mike, do an Atari Porn 2. Will you? PLEASE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER !
January 23, 2012 at 3:51 am
I laughed my ass off ! Mike, do an Atari Porn 2 ! Will you?! Please, you motherfucker !
January 23, 2012 at 3:53 am
Instead of going to the bathroom in the Popeye’s restaurant, why didn’t she just walk behind a tree like she did when she got her school girl outfit?
January 23, 2012 at 3:54 am
im really starting to like motherfucking monday. good job mike .
January 23, 2012 at 4:09 am
The reviews are gettin’ better, Mike! Keep at it!
January 23, 2012 at 4:13 am
good job taking down that stolen Kid Kool video Mike:)
January 23, 2012 at 4:31 am
omfg that’s so badd lol
January 23, 2012 at 4:41 am
Coming soon to a nightmare near you. LJN proudly presents Supergirl 64. Only on CD-I.
January 23, 2012 at 4:54 am
I’d Buy That For a Dollar
January 23, 2012 at 5:21 am
@NathanielLenox NOT THE DEATH PENALTY!
January 23, 2012 at 1:09 pm
@NathanielLenox Despite this being like an “arrow in the knee” joke… That was pretty funny! XD
January 23, 2012 at 5:15 am
Not only is this a film I own on DVD. It’s a numbered limited edition with a commentary track. I’m actually looking forward to them trying to explain this travesty.
January 23, 2012 at 5:26 am
Nice job this week! Much improved.
January 23, 2012 at 5:37 am
Now that is one big pile of shit.
January 23, 2012 at 5:45 am
Mike man…. this is great stuff. The more you come up with, the more I enjoy and appreciate it.
January 23, 2012 at 6:23 am
Invisible monsters, impressive
January 23, 2012 at 6:51 am
This is the first time I’ve heard of this…”Super Girl” I guess I’m a lucky motherfucker..no offence.
January 23, 2012 at 7:04 am
Hey great Video Mike! I was wondering if I could send you guys some cards that I’ve collected over these years? If this would be ok contact me through a message or email thanks!
January 23, 2012 at 7:06 am
I remember watching this movie on TV 15 years ago but I couldn’t remember anything from the film so thank u mike for reviewing this movie and reminding me how god-awful it is – now I know why I couldn’t remember the film, my brain literally erased this film from my memory it was so bad lol
January 23, 2012 at 7:09 am
“This movie doesn’t give a shit.”
January 23, 2012 at 7:11 am
I’m gonna go buy some beans… 🙂
January 23, 2012 at 7:38 am
Holy shit, I remember this movie. It was fucking baaaaaaddd… It is definitely a textbook example of a bad fucking movie. I wonder if the writer who wrote this and Masters of the Universe was someone who really loved the franchises that he wrote for and is just simply untalented, or was he a person that was purposely trying to do a quick cash-in? I know the studios green-lit the project because they wanted to cash-in on Superman’s success, but Superman 3 was just released in 1983, one year before this movie, and it didn’t do all that well. Its like the studio was just a little too late cashing in on Superman fever. I try to imagine the writer just being an untalented fan that gets his fan-fiction story rewritten into a movie script, and that the budget gets slashed to fucking pieces so they have no fucking money to realize all the shots and fan service he wrote in, so the movie turns out to be fucking garbage. At least when I think of it happening like that all I feel is sadness and disappointment instead of anger and resentment.
And its such a shame too. Helen Slater was a nice looking girl, and she complimented Christopher Reeve as his female counterpart. They both had very bright blue eyes and it just kinda worked. Fun fact: Helen Slater did the voice over work for Talia al Ghul in Batman: The Animated Series.
Nevertheless, this film remains as just another shit-stain on Superman’s red bloomers of film. It seems like Hollywood can do Batman right, but doesn’t really know how to do Superman. Though, personally, I enjoyed Superman Returns, but only because I’m a big Superman fan and I can forgive it’s shortcomings.
I’m loving motherfucking monday, keep up the good work!!
January 23, 2012 at 1:08 pm
@DonSkiver I am glad I read this before watching the vid. Not enough people share constructive thoughts on here any more. Going to keep these comments in mind when I view the video. Thanks!
dingle MOTHERFUCKIN berry!
January 23, 2012 at 7:49 am
The films uses mostly front projection not blue screen. The effects were praised heavily when it was released. Nice review Mike but a little harsh. Yeah the story is shit. I did a retrospective / review on Supergirl http://youtu.be/fSVnX0gqiuQ
January 23, 2012 at 7:59 am
The movie was enjoyable enough when I was little. At that age I had no interest in Superman or Batman and Wonder Woman wasn’t on TV any more where I was, so it was nice to have a superhero movie with a girl in it. I wouldn’t bother watching it again now though.
January 23, 2012 at 8:15 am
I liked it… of course I was six, maybe seven when I first saw it, it was a Friday-at- the-Movies night and nothing else was on, and I think I may have seen a nipple. I saw it again recently and made it as far as the invisible monster scene. All I can say is that the movie could have used a horse, a super horse if you will, to help the plot move along.
January 23, 2012 at 8:19 am
Heh, I’m getting used to Mike’s increased review output. When I went on the site earlier, I mumbled to myself “It’s motherFUCKIN MONDAY.” …
January 23, 2012 at 8:21 am
I know you guys are dying a slow painful death and I’d love to save ya, but these chicken nuggets from Popeye’s are amazing.
LOLOLOL Mike, this is your finest video. VERY funny man.
January 23, 2012 at 8:24 am
I FUCKING HATE THIS MOVIE! I hated it when I was four and I’ll always hate it. Hey at least there’s a pic of Christopher Reeve on the wall in the movie.
January 23, 2012 at 8:30 am
i fucking love mother fucking mondays
January 23, 2012 at 8:37 am
Awesome. I saw this once when it first came out on vhs and remember hating it, but after watching this I want to watch it again, for some reason. I guess I’m a sucker for shitty movies.
Motherfuckin’ Mondays is great by the way. Give us more, more, MORE!!!!
January 23, 2012 at 8:39 am
I don’t like this movie either, but Helen Slater is gorgeous!
January 23, 2012 at 8:40 am
“She blew his friend through a wall…”
January 23, 2012 at 9:12 am
@JoeyZavala All GLORY to Supergirl, I guess – knowhutimean?
January 23, 2012 at 9:16 am
January 23, 2012 at 9:19 am
How come the “Mommy” is muted when you mention Faye Dunaway played Joan Crawford in “_____ Dearest”? I just noticed that.
January 23, 2012 at 9:31 am
Great Review. Nice and long. But seriously: Sauron and Saruman..?
I can understand why people get confused with Iran and Iraq, eventhough this is also not that hard. But Sau-Ron and Sa-Ru-Man. Come on, they share the first 2 letters, and the even second letter is pronounced different…
January 23, 2012 at 9:42 am
I remember watching this film as a kid and it was shite then and that was when I would watch anything. Though its been a while so it escapes my mind here but… Did she actually get out that pod with the Supergirl outfit on?… That makes no sense.
January 23, 2012 at 9:48 am
I can understand that Christopher Reeve didn’t want to be in this movie, but I wonder why they showed the actual movie poster of him as Superman in that movie. By the way, the scene with the red vortex reminded me of the actual cheesy vortex from Disney’s The Black Hole, except with the tornado in the middle.
January 23, 2012 at 10:24 am
@CruiseshipzStudios The difference being, in The Black Hole, that vortex didn’t look “Cheesy” at all for the late 70s, and in fact, it doesn’t really look all that bad by today’s standards. The difference is, that The Black Hole is a really good, classic sci-fi film. Supergirl…..isn’t.
January 23, 2012 at 7:22 pm
@Devil_Rising I agree with you actually. If I had to watch this movie, I would rather watch “The Black Hole” instead, since that one was one of my favorite movies in the 70s genre, and it did have some awesome special effects than Supergirl.
January 23, 2012 at 10:22 am
In the opening credits, that’s “The Story of Ricky”, one baaad Kung-Fu-gore-flick from the 80s. I hope we will get to see it reviewed!
January 23, 2012 at 10:51 am
Q: What do you call a vegetable that can leap tall buildings.
January 23, 2012 at 11:13 am
I kinda liked Masters of the Universe.
January 23, 2012 at 11:21 am
Mf mike strikes again doing what must be done to get us through another MF Monday!!!
January 23, 2012 at 11:24 am
missed a blow job joke on the blowing scene
January 23, 2012 at 11:34 am
Always thought this was a bit underrated, it’s certainly better than Superman 3, 4 or Returns.
January 23, 2012 at 11:46 am
This is one of those movies that suffers considerably as you get older. Loved this and Superman 4 as a kid. Watching them now, it makes me wonder how my older siblings ever lived in the same house with me as long as they did. 😛
January 23, 2012 at 11:47 am
Supergirl was a super piece of dog shit of a movie. All I can say is thanks Motherfucking Mike for having the courage to re-watch and review this.