The A-Z of Shredder’s insults

Mike / September 6th, 2011

It’s Turtle Tuesday. Whoever put this video together did a great job. Gotta love Shredder!


  • benjigoenitz

    September 6, 2011 at 1:23 am

    Hahaha, that was funny!!!

  • exploda

    September 6, 2011 at 1:32 am

    Teenage Blasted Ninja Turtles

  • metalcommand

    September 6, 2011 at 2:05 am

    Already saw it months and months ago 😛
    Fun fact: those are Dutch subtitles, because those episodes are the only ones that are on youtube 🙂

  • September 6, 2011 at 2:27 am

    Ooh, old KanaalTwee logo. :O

  • September 6, 2011 at 2:27 am

    The subtitles are horrible, lol.

  • metalcommand

    September 6, 2011 at 2:31 am

    It’s hard to translate those insults to Dutch… 😛

  • Salannium

    September 6, 2011 at 3:31 am

    Finally able to comment on this wonderful site. I’ve been having problems to get my account to work for over a week.
    Thanks Mike for solving my problem!

    On topic: I never realized Shredder cursed that much… it’s quite funny actually.

  • September 6, 2011 at 8:32 am

    Love it.

    “Stop you idiot you’ll hit something!!” as they’re shooting at the turtles.. hahaha

  • Faroutdude

    September 6, 2011 at 9:19 am

    Aaahhhhh Fuck its those BLASTED bug brain turtles. . You fools, you fools,you fools YOU FOOOOOOLS. I’m telling ya Uncle Phil has the best insults of all time.

  • September 6, 2011 at 9:22 am

    wow, that feels kinda weird. Seeing subs in my native language on via Cinemassacre. But funny nonetheless! ^^

  • UltimoGuitarist

    September 6, 2011 at 9:40 am

    Man SO funny. Why does shredder diss that scientist dummy Baxter so much? Man that guy gets canned like crazy in that video.

  • Erwinator

    September 6, 2011 at 10:25 am

    It’s in Dutch 😀 but…why do they use turtles ? It’s a schildpad!

  • September 6, 2011 at 1:43 pm

    Blasted, Cretin, Fool/Foolish, Idiot, Imbecile, Moron/Moronic, and Wretched seem to be his favourites.

    Dear lord, this is fantastic. XD

  • Medji

    September 6, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    Hahaha!! Good video, It’s been a long time since I saw those series on “Kanaal twee” :p. (I’m from Belguim, so I understand the subtitles :p

  • daemonncorps

    September 6, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    Never said I liked the series for its unique writing. Cool find!

  • marc_lawson

    September 6, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    checking for news reports, fool!

  • Valis77

    September 6, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    4:27 did he say Honky hornhead? O_o

  • Rod Lightning

    September 6, 2011 at 4:58 pm

    It seems I’m in luck. Dutch subs. Oh the memories…

  • Calavera

    September 6, 2011 at 6:35 pm

    Wow now you’re just posting other peoples videos and not even making your own. Just wow.

  • September 6, 2011 at 7:12 pm

    That shreder always get on with those poor animalistic lamebrains!

  • frostare

    September 6, 2011 at 8:46 pm

    Dose blastad turtlz!

  • September 6, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    haha that was awesome! Thanks for sharing James. Did you see the Skeletor one? lol

  • greedo

    September 7, 2011 at 12:48 am

    Yeah, I was going to point that out. By the way, there are two clips of Skeletor, so make sure to see both. By the way, if Skeletor thinks his men are so incompetent, why does he keep them around? (You could say that about Shredder’s minions too, but Skeletor seems to pick the worst ones around). Just thought I’d ask.

  • stauken

    September 7, 2011 at 12:56 am

    What a great way to carry on turtle tuesday in absencia of making the videos yourself. Bravo.

  • werdman24

    September 7, 2011 at 1:52 am

    At 3:07, it sounds like Shredder’s saying dipshits when he’s actually saying dipsticks. It’s a lot like when it sounds like Leatherhead says Possum Pussies when actually he says Possum Pusses.

  • September 7, 2011 at 7:01 am

    I certainly wouldn’t like to be his goonie!

  • September 7, 2011 at 11:46 am

    The best are fly-shredder’s insults!

  • JumpShouldNotBeUP

    September 7, 2011 at 12:23 pm

    Those Dutch subtitles are funny too. There is no word for ”blasted” so they just keep alternating betweem ”damned” and ”cursed”.

  • David

    September 7, 2011 at 3:42 pm

    “It’s those blasted turtles!”

  • Mellowtrauma

    September 7, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    “Come and get it you genetic accidents!!”
    Shredder was trying to hold of a horde of down-syndromed hunchbacks.

  • Bryal

    September 7, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    That insolent poster forgot to add more insolent insults that blasted mutant moron!

  • Doresh

    September 8, 2011 at 1:27 pm

    Shredder – teaching kids cultivated insults since 1987.

  • delliquadri

    September 9, 2011 at 1:49 am

    incompetence! You wretched reptiles have ruined everything!

    Over 10 minutes? Really?

    That was an EPIC collection. I bow to NostalgicTelly’s obsession.

  • z0mbi3jesuz

    September 9, 2011 at 11:48 pm

    After a while, when Shredder says “lasted turtles” it sounds like he’s saying “bastard turtles”.

  • z0mbi3jesuz

    September 9, 2011 at 11:48 pm

    After a while, instead of hearing “blasted turtles” I hear “bastard turtles”.

  • goossens.ricky

    September 10, 2011 at 1:49 pm


    Dutch Subtitles ^^

  • CarstenHeflin

    September 11, 2011 at 9:29 am

    Those Blasted Turtles!

  • DavidDupont

    September 11, 2011 at 10:08 am

    dutch tralslations ftw!!!!!!!!!!

  • DavidDupont

    September 11, 2011 at 10:08 am

    dutch translations ftw!!!!

  • BenjaminOstermeier

    September 12, 2011 at 3:21 am

    I can’t imagine how long it took to put that all together. Quite impressive. It did get a bit repetitive after a while, but it was funny as well.

  • Death Nation

    September 12, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    If only America Cartoon shows is aloud to use profanity if we watch our villains curses when we was young we’ll be able to watch our language at school and in the future!But it the other way around They uses cheesy dialogues while we use profanities to our friends we just can’t stop using such foul language intill our heads will role.

  • griffinmills

    September 14, 2011 at 6:13 am

    Jeez the “blasted turtles” part kept going and going and had me cracking up hardcore after the first 1/2 a dozen.

  • Silverbubs

    September 15, 2011 at 5:29 pm

    LoL at “Phil” from “Fresh Prince of Belair” … XD

  • Silverbubs

    September 15, 2011 at 5:29 pm

    LoL at “Phil” from “Fresh Prince of Belair” … XD

  • September 16, 2011 at 9:17 am

    Those blasted turtles!!!!

  • JesseBrown

    September 16, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Shredder needs to learn the word Fucking. Hes over run the legal limit for using the word blasted.

  • MatthewEis

    September 17, 2011 at 5:49 pm

    it seems to be switching back and forth between abc in the first 3 minutes.

  • Psykhophear

    September 21, 2011 at 10:27 pm

    I emailed this video to James a few months ago when he first announced that he was going to make the TMNT Retrospective. I thought it’d be neat for him to refer to this video on his retrospective, which he did – sort of in Part I. I wonder if he read my email or not because I didn’t receive any replay from him. If he didn’t read it, THAT BLASTED TURTLE! XD

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