Cinemassacre Merch is back!

James / September 1st, 2011

Cinemassacre chainsaw T-shirts, Monster Madness T-shirts, AVGN Title Cards and more coming soon at


  • September 1, 2011 at 7:17 pm

    That was awesomely hilarious and cool! Too bad you didn’t show the Monster Madness shirt. Oh well, thanks. Can’t wait for AVGN Vol. 5. : )

  • xdeathknightx

    September 1, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    Cool some extra cinemassacre stuff.

    …Clever girl

  • September 1, 2011 at 7:20 pm



    Good thing I just got a job! Time to blow paychecks!

  • September 1, 2011 at 7:28 pm

    AWESOME! Can you talk em into doing shirts in 3X to 5X for us fatties? Thanks!!! Can’t wait for Vol #5 and the Cinemassacre DVDs!!!!!

  • September 1, 2011 at 10:09 pm

    lol at that damn dinosaur

  • ZeroCharisma

    September 1, 2011 at 11:33 pm

    Is that the Wind Waker merchant boat music I hear?

  • September 1, 2011 at 11:46 pm

    YES! So excited to pick up replacement Cinemassacre and Monster Madness shirts.

    Thank you!

  • AtlasNR

    September 1, 2011 at 11:52 pm

    Awesome. Can’t wait to pick up a Cinemassacre shirt and AVGN vol. 5. Also will pick up Cinemaphobia as soon as it hits DVD!

  • Snejku

    September 1, 2011 at 11:58 pm

    Need some fuckin’ merch too! I’m pretty nerdy too, that’s why I come to cinemassacre all the time.

  • AFX

    September 2, 2011 at 2:02 am

    James, are we ever going to see “Fucked up Horror Trailers”?
    and do you have any updated info on the Plan 9 remake?

  • September 2, 2011 at 3:36 am

    Is there a James Rolfe sex tape? I’d buy that for a dollar.

  • Juanako25

    September 2, 2011 at 3:37 am


    It’s the shop theme from many Zelda games.

    By the way, it would be cool if the AVGN DVDs ever included subtitles. I know some people who would definitely buy them if they did.

  • Senter

    September 2, 2011 at 4:20 am

    I like the hat. =D

  • BorisCarloff

    September 2, 2011 at 8:30 am

    I’d like to buy some poster. Thanks for shipping to all over the world, i’ll probably buy cap and shirt, and if i will be lucky enough, wait until discounts and will buy all the AVGN DVDs.

  • BritishVideoGameNerd

    September 2, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    Speaking of Board James, any idea when the next episode is due?

  • imma_rocker

    September 2, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    damnit now i have to get a signed copy of vol.5 to match the rest

  • September 2, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    I would buy that hat

  • EliteDeath

    September 2, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    Still waiting for “You Know Whats Bullshit” merch

  • September 2, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    Eaten by a Velociraptor. Nice edit but the reactions could use work 😉 Hope I can actually afford things from the store this time around. Dumb tight budgets. USA needs some Economic Improvement. Sadly that is Obama’s greatest failure.

  • TomM

    September 2, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    Nice. Can’t wait to pick up some merchandise! By the way, does anyone know if the money that comes from the merch goes towards the movies and stuff James does? Could someone tell me where that money goes? Just curious to know. It’d be great if someone answered my question. 🙂

  • Devil_Rising

    September 3, 2011 at 2:05 am

    I broke down and got a Monster Madness t-shirt. I’ve thoroughly enjoyed that series for the past 4 years now (especially Godzillathon), and I eagerly await it again. Plus, I’m glad to rep Cinemassacre, anytime!

  • m00neye

    September 3, 2011 at 9:03 am

    There is something that I really want and you should really put into mass production – a Nintoaster!

  • Schloss Ritter

    September 3, 2011 at 9:58 pm

    Gotta love waiting through a 30 second advertisement to watch a one minute… advertisement. Oh well, at least it’s bringing in cash needed to produce the movie.

  • EliteDeath

    September 4, 2011 at 8:16 pm

    Can you please put up the Metal Gear title card?

  • September 7, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    I seem to remember there being a Monkey Cheese shirt at some point. I’d love to have that.

  • DocLang

    September 8, 2011 at 2:49 am

    Monster Madness T’s sound sweet!

  • ArnoldTorres

    September 9, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    Great choice of song!

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