Vintage Cinemassacre Movie Posters

James / June 26th, 2011

Back in the old days, I used to make posters for all my movies. Here are some vintage Cinemassacre posters dating from 1993 – 2001. Click on the images to view larger versions.


  • June 26, 2011 at 5:30 am

    Heh those are pretty kewl.

  • M3n747

    June 26, 2011 at 6:06 am

    Those are some nice posters! 😀

  • Unique Girl

    June 26, 2011 at 6:11 am

    Lovely very pretty….i loved the last one “night of total terror” ^_^

  • June 26, 2011 at 6:41 am

    Chronologically confused about Snix movies

  • June 26, 2011 at 7:46 am

    “Battle at the Blood Bath”…. WTF? xD

  • June 26, 2011 at 8:00 am

    No poster for “It came from beyond the toilet”? Would love to see that one if you ever made one.
    James, did you put up/show the posters to people before you showed the movie?


    June 26, 2011 at 8:29 am

    JAMES! HOW MANY do you have stuff like this?!
    IT’S AWESOME! Where do you collect all of this?!

  • Shcha

    June 26, 2011 at 8:46 am

    He made it himself, you idiot

  • shipman96

    June 26, 2011 at 9:58 am

    The best ones I think are the Snix ones.

  • June 26, 2011 at 10:16 am

    I love how the violent zombie movies are rated “PG”

  • June 26, 2011 at 10:47 am

    no…….not the Herbivore! OH PLEASE GOD NO! NOT THE HERBIVORE!!! He’ll feast upon all the innocent non-feeling vegetables that would probably get eaten anyway! run for your lives! it’s The Herbivore!!!

  • Foley

    June 26, 2011 at 10:52 am

    I feel like the Snix movie posters having a similar naming style like the Hammer horror movies haha, and I still can’t help but laugh at Stonie’s tagline haha.

  • Dolly Dagger

    June 26, 2011 at 10:59 am

    …so is Kyle’s actual last name Rogers, or Justin?

  • TomM

    June 26, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Cool posters. For some reason the posters of The Evening of Real Supernatural Horror and A Night of Total Horror remind me of the Twilight Zone. Nicely done.

  • June 26, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    I like the Halloween 1998, The layout is just right and everything are where they are supposed to be. The Stonie posters look amazing too, they say what the movie is.

  • mrgerrit

    June 26, 2011 at 12:57 pm

    Who is Gina Rolfe? Your sister or something? That would be cool to let her do some disgusting things and have it on film ^^.

    Nice posters, can’t do it better myself. I like how much effort you put in things by doing it yourself so much as possible.

  • chimeradave

    June 26, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    I think you should do a Snix movie now. How cool would that be?

  • penumbra

    June 26, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    These are great, I like the Snix ones as well. I love how A Night of Total Terror says “without a budget, without a crew, without a script” and has genie lamps.

  • June 26, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    Are these movies real?,because i would to see them.

    Also some of those movie posters are crazy how in world do yo come up these things?

  • BlackagarBoltagon

    June 26, 2011 at 3:51 pm


  • BlackagarBoltagon

    June 26, 2011 at 3:53 pm

    Stonie. hahhhahahahahahahhahahahahhhahhahaahahahahhahahahahhaahahhhhahhahhahahahahahahahahhhahhhhhhahahahahahahhahhhahahahhhahahaha. Yeah I smoke.

  • wiimanify

    June 26, 2011 at 4:53 pm

    id like to see bicycle speed

  • June 26, 2011 at 4:56 pm

    you have a mind like no one else in a good way!
    very creative

  • pxkmproductions

    June 26, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    I think it’d be really cool to see those Snix films in their entirety some day. 🙂

  • Mr. Arkadin

    June 26, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    You’re the new Mingering Mike, and that’s cool.

  • Headbanger93

    June 27, 2011 at 12:46 am

    I used to do the same thing when I was a kid, except I never bothered to actually make the movies. I just liked to draw my wacky ideas.

  • CptFlowers

    June 27, 2011 at 12:49 am

    Lol, thats cool

  • CptFlowers

    June 27, 2011 at 12:52 am

    I never made any posters to my shit-ass movies, thats a shame

  • nerdyguy64

    June 27, 2011 at 2:27 am

    Talented my friend!

  • June 27, 2011 at 5:41 am

    Great posters, very cool und funny artwork!

  • HommyB

    June 27, 2011 at 8:01 am

    Wow! You type on a blank paper and draw and color over it with color pencils. I did this also when I was young. I used to draw a lot of comic book covers and movie posters. Only posters though.
    Stonie poster is one of the best spoof movie posters I’ve ever seen. Reminds me of Rocky and makes me laugh.

  • June 27, 2011 at 9:38 am

    Nice 😀

  • June 27, 2011 at 10:04 am

    you should put copies of these up for sale lol

  • Valis77

    June 27, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    Ahh snixs a dick……wait that was another review >_>

  • Art_Hazard

    June 27, 2011 at 2:33 pm

    I hope James will upload some of his movies that are not on site right now.
    I really want to watch Rumble in the Jungle and the Snix series.

  • Night_Hawk

    June 27, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    No beer man? aww…

  • hajpermegaman

    June 27, 2011 at 4:57 pm

    These posters are probably better than the films..

  • Michael Macleod

    June 27, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    You should total make a theatrical “Snix”

  • June 27, 2011 at 8:56 pm

    love them/

  • Pilkingbod

    June 27, 2011 at 9:09 pm

    Chronologically confused about Snix films.

  • June 27, 2011 at 10:22 pm

    LOL, haha, “without a budget, without a crew, without a script.” I wanna watch that one!

  • viJilance

    June 27, 2011 at 11:33 pm


  • June 28, 2011 at 12:17 am

    Hahahahaha! These are priceless!

  • EB animated

    June 28, 2011 at 3:53 pm

    I was born exacly wgeb Red Zombie was made/came out! August 18, 1997.

  • toxikhiro

    June 29, 2011 at 10:13 pm

    I would pay good earth money to see Stonie.

  • Dirty Jared

    June 30, 2011 at 12:26 am

    Wow Frylock looks pissed!

  • danny

    June 30, 2011 at 2:06 am

    @ toxikhiro:

    Stonie is on this site! Check under Films > Comedy.

  • david wev

    June 30, 2011 at 5:15 am

    that droppings poster looked…umm…wrong haha

  • Lord Igos263

    June 30, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    I’VE been getting calls & visitors who at 1 point were in medium mobs that formed outside my house. The fans around my homeland are…….FUCKING NUTS! I guess……..that’s why I became an offical knight whose trained to use weapons. BUT THAT HELPS ME DEFEND & PROTECT MYSELF FROM ATTACKERS & MY ENEMIES!

  • July 1, 2011 at 2:19 am

    “He has a heart of gold… but a brain of poop.” Gotta be one of the best movie taglines I’ve seen.

  • Luka1184

    July 1, 2011 at 3:29 am

    LOL I can’t believe you’re better than me at art 😀 Priceless! We need to do some stuff and films together someday 🙂 Plz. Stay creactive.

  • July 1, 2011 at 6:39 am

    man i wanna see stonie!

  • Ken

    July 1, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    haha, stonie.

  • Ultronator

    July 2, 2011 at 10:37 am

    any of these movies available to watch on the website?

  • kabalzerO

    July 3, 2011 at 5:08 am

    looks like its time for a SNIX reboot… every movie series needs a Reboot nowadays

  • July 3, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    That’s really cool you made posters for your movies. I can only remember doing that once.

  • nmcvicker03

    July 4, 2011 at 12:27 pm

    Hollywood got a little carried away and after snix again, the budgets probably got smaller and the rest went direct to video.

  • Kasroa

    July 5, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    I didn’t know Simon Cowell was in Red Zombie

  • Iron Tiger

    July 5, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    Gina Rolfe? She wouldn’t by any chance be your sister, would she?

    Aside from that, this is really awesome. I’m an indie game maker as well as a hobbyist game reviewer and I always draw a promo poster even though nobody will probably notice. Heck, as of typing right now, I’m working on a my promo poster for my latest game review.

    You truly are one of my inspirations James.

  • stung65

    July 12, 2011 at 8:00 pm

    Man, you save everything, huh…

  • lindseykal

    July 14, 2011 at 2:28 am

    The Herbivore looks kind’ve like Obama.

  • phillet

    November 11, 2011 at 11:55 pm

    plz some send me a link where i can find the snix films

    • ElectricBoogaloo

      November 27, 2011 at 2:56 am

      There is no link. Only he has them because they of course, were never released & he has never uploaded them to! I sent him an email asking if he could upload them, though. Maybe, just maybe. Then again, there is always the chance even he doesn’t have them. Meaning, they are forever lost.

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