Celebrity pics

James / February 1st, 2011





OZZY OSBOURNE (CD store signing, 2001. Last polaroid I ever had.)


DAVID EMGE (“Fly Boy” from Dawn of the Dead)





  • Freeman

    February 23, 2011 at 10:25 am

    Wow those guys were lucky to meet you!

  • February 23, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    man you look totally different in that ozzy photo.

  • February 23, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    You look pretty terrified next to Ozzy

  • jbullock8

    February 23, 2011 at 10:40 pm

    Hey James, I think you should give us a little bit of story behind each of the pictures. I always like to hear people’s experiences with meeting famous people, especially horror icons.

  • maddrc17

    February 25, 2011 at 2:37 am

    Ferris Bueller smile in the Sid Haig pic ;D

  • February 26, 2011 at 6:11 am

    I don’t think James is fat now. More like he was too skinny back then and now he’s kind of normal. 😀

  • ForTheLulz

    February 28, 2011 at 6:28 pm

    Lol, you’re such a badass in the Jerry Springer picture.

  • browncoat

    March 1, 2011 at 12:58 pm

    LOL at ending this collage of celebrity photos with Jerry Springer. Please explain this pic.

  • March 1, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    I am most jealous of you meeting Sid Haig!

  • AxBunny

    March 3, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    Wow, all those celebrities are pretty doggamned lucky. They got to meet the Fuckin’ Nerd! If I had a choice of going to a party with all those celebs or chillin with James at his crib, I’d choose to throw down with Mr. Rolfe.

    He has gotten bulkier as the years have progressed. At the very end of his Simpsons game review when he eats his shorts it looks like he has a bit of a six pack in his abs.

  • Nikk

    March 4, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    Awesome pix James! Sid Haig aka Capt Spaulding especially!! Love to read or hear a small blurb on each of your pictures. 🙂

  • March 4, 2011 at 3:34 pm

    Hey James, which left you most starstruck? You were what, 17 or 18 with Ozzy there, probably more shock than awe. I bet meeting Ernie was probably pretty cool for you.

    @s.u.p-e-rc.ai.n lol, it’s called getting older. Once you turn 30, it happens to us all; unless you stay on a treadmill and workout for 8 hours a day, that slim teenage body you once took for granted fades away, and suddenly a doughnut actually DOES go directly to your ass.
    He looks like a normal adult now, I assume you’re still a teenager so your ‘normal’ is scrawny 🙂

  • March 6, 2011 at 7:52 pm

    Thanks for commenting. like I just read from Analbag (great name) is true. When you get older, your metabolism slows down.

    The celebs were pretty friendly. Ozzy though, well he just stares off into space. I met him again recently for a book signing, and he was the same way. And yes I was terrified, because it was fuckin’ Ozzy!

    Many signings I regret never taking a camera. (Rob Zombie for example) and that was when he had dreadlocks. Geezer Butler was one I remember who was very nice. Tony Iommi on the other hand was kind of distant.

    George Romero was very friendly. So was Ernie Hudson and all the rest. Lloyd Kaufman was funny.

    Sid Haig asked me if he wanted to write a movie line of his on the autograph and I thought “Shit the bed” but was timid to say it. So I just said whatever. He wrote “Shit the bed” as if he was psychic.

    My camera broke right before Wes Craven, so somebody else in line got the pic for me. I always think of that whenever somebody is trying to get a picture with me, and their camera breaks. It happens all the time and I recognize that same panic and I just tell’em “it’s okay” because I know the feeling.

  • March 8, 2011 at 4:58 pm


    James you are amazing

    Great TMNT link here:


    BOOM !

  • gasimakos1

    March 8, 2011 at 5:10 pm

    james, you look like the happiest guy on earth next to ernie hudson. awesome photo.

  • bigmanstian

    March 11, 2011 at 12:06 pm

    George Romero! James you are the luckyest guy in the world!

  • darklord131

    March 15, 2011 at 7:41 pm

    that’s great i carnt believe you met LLOYD KAUFMAN and ERNIE HUDSON

  • Pinkerton

    March 29, 2011 at 4:39 am

    Jerry Springer ? hahahaha
    nice pictures tho !

  • Nick Williams

    April 14, 2011 at 4:20 am

    wow James you look just like my cousin when he was younger in the Ozzy picture and in the Tom Savini one you look a bit like my brother when he was younger. oh and just gotta say your jacket in the Sid Haig picture is badass man!

  • Patric

    April 27, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    Ah, I can just SEE how proud you are when you met Ernie, James. The smile on your face, amazingly proud to be honest! Also, hello from Sweden’s biggest AVGN fan!

  • nintarisega2600

    April 29, 2011 at 5:17 am

    wow james does really know people doesnt he

  • April 30, 2011 at 6:44 pm


  • Born in the wrong time.

    June 1, 2011 at 10:19 pm

    “Don’t chew never turn your back on a fuckin clown when he’s talkin to ya!”

  • Unique Girl

    June 5, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    i want to take a picture with you

  • guitarhero1000

    June 7, 2011 at 11:42 am

    Tooty fuckin fruite!

  • BrandonMP

    June 20, 2011 at 12:54 am

    Did you ask Ernie Hudson if he was glad to be ;eft out of those Ghostbusters games?

  • nes313rd

    June 23, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    u took a picture with sex machine lmao

  • SegaSam

    June 28, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    I am at the height of jealousy!! But the two in particular I am most jealous of you meeting, are George A. Romero, and Tom Savini (I say whilst wearing my Dawn of The Dead T-shirt). Legendary Director! Legendary artist/actor!

  • MrKlokwork

    July 14, 2011 at 2:47 am

    When was it when you met Ozzy?

  • Ilovegames

    July 17, 2011 at 1:42 am

    WOW you are soo lucky to be able to meet those VERY famous ppl im jelous

  • Javas

    July 25, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    OMG you met Tom Savini!?!?! Now I envy you even more!

  • July 31, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    You met Jerry Springer? LUCKY!

  • Pokerfish

    August 24, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    You have meet Ozzy Osbourne……………….


  • PhilipHanan

    September 18, 2011 at 8:25 pm

    Wow! Those celebrities must have been really fortunate to have their picture taken with you!

  • phoenix252005

    September 19, 2011 at 10:38 am

    Thats pretty awesome man! I live in the town where the Jerry Springer show is taped too lol

  • stargrovestamos

    November 3, 2011 at 7:56 pm

    Whoa, that’s cool you met Ozzy! When I met Alice Cooper I had him sign my Monster Dog vhs.
    John Landis called me a Cheap Bastard when I threw change into his Planned Parenthood jar. I asked him to sign that onto my Michael Jackson’s Thriller laserdisc but he didn’t.
    Every time I see Romero (my hero) not only do I still get nervous after seeing him about 3 or 4 times but I always tell him how much I love Knightriders.

  • MickeyMania88

    December 1, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    I didn’t think it was possible for me to be any more envious of you than I previously was.

  • AndrewBasson

    December 28, 2011 at 1:54 am

    well, us in Chesterfield will get Elton John in summer 2012 or something, whilst you actually met Wes Craven, John Landis and Ernie hudson. everybody whose ever posted a comment on this site will never be that lucky.


    December 29, 2011 at 8:29 am

    I have a single signed by the beatles

  • Mechamortal

    December 29, 2011 at 5:53 pm

    Damn, wish I could meet Sid Haig.

  • NathanaelAdalem

    January 10, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    I love how sometimes your all into the photo but then with ozzy and jerry you’re just awkwardly standing there. lol

  • February 17, 2012 at 11:36 pm

    You should get one of you and james rolfe

  • February 17, 2012 at 11:39 pm

    Take one next to the “AVGN”. Trust me you wont look full of yourself

  • kingofthecloset

    February 18, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    I’d be more starstruck meeting Tom Savini than I would be meeting most A-list actors

  • RhyanChapman

    February 22, 2012 at 6:10 pm

    Polariod? what is a Polariod?

    • jrhall3

      March 17, 2012 at 8:50 pm

      It’s spelled Polaroid, they aren’t relevent anymore.  It was an instant photograph from back before people had digital cameras.  You would take a picture and specially treated photograph paper would be exposed, and pop out of the camera, and it would develop itself in broad daylight while you held it in your hand (and usually shook it as if it would make it develop faster)

  • LosDukeh

    February 26, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    Tom Savini. O_O I’d actually die.

  • RowanJColeman

    February 26, 2012 at 6:24 pm

    Why do I never meet people like that? My dad met Patrick Stewart, Sean Connery, Christopher Lee and one of my school friends shared a hot tub with Emma Watson. JEALOUS AS FUCK!

  • Jellyduck101

    March 6, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    Nice footage for ozzy osborne!!!

  • garrettderose

    March 31, 2012 at 9:39 pm

    I met the bookstore owner from Neverending Story. (TOP THAT)

  • thatepicguy

    April 9, 2012 at 10:33 am

    o mate your a lucky guy! ozzy,george romero,tom landis AND the epic tom savini……you are lucky

  • meloney6500

    April 13, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    how in the world did they meet ozzy?

  • ihelloway

    May 4, 2012 at 3:17 am

    America.. place where u can meet your heroes 🙂

  • July 19, 2012 at 3:56 am

    Hey, I see the MRS in one of them, very cool lol.

  • clashkid83

    July 20, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    I met george romero back in ’03. great moment in my life

  • Gillman20

    October 10, 2012 at 11:55 pm

    How was it getting with troma. lol i see you even meant toxie

  • alexmustang692012

    November 8, 2012 at 7:51 pm

    very cool

  • Gameking125

    November 12, 2012 at 8:31 am

    Nice, man!

  • jmays950

    November 23, 2012 at 10:02 pm

    lool i love the jerry springer one

  • NuAngel

    December 18, 2012 at 6:40 pm

    Nerd fan for years – in the last month started watching many, many episodes, becoming a big fan of “James” and Cinemassacre, not just the nerd.

    So, for no reason, out of the blue, I started watching JASON, OF STAR COMMAND on Netflix, just a few days ago. Then I visit here, and see you have a picture with Sid Haig!! Hanging out with Dragos!? Bad-ass.

    Can’t wait for the movie – digital distribution, DVD, whatever… I’m on board to support James and co.!

  • January 20, 2013 at 4:14 am

    Ah Springer, no matter where I go you are always there. Will wonders never cease?

  • March 25, 2014 at 5:09 am

    How old were you in the Ozzy photo actually? You looked so different and kinda weird. lol

  • September 27, 2014 at 10:05 pm

    lol @ Jerry Springer

  • Trolmaster

    February 8, 2016 at 2:29 pm


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