AVGN iphone game – Texting of the Bread

James / January 19th, 2011

The Nerd is on your iPhone to take out the gingerbread zombie scum. Download Texting of the Bread in the App Store here


  • January 19, 2011 at 1:43 pm


  • misfit_ex

    January 19, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    are you on that game?

  • misfit_ex

    January 19, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    it looks very funny πŸ˜€

  • Gav

    January 19, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    HAHA! Ace!

    Just emailed the link to my wife (the iPhone owner) lolz!

    She loves the Nerd and her iPhone so this should be a HIT in my house!

  • EpicEraser

    January 19, 2011 at 3:11 pm

    How about replacing the tank with Super Mecha Death Christ?

  • January 19, 2011 at 3:16 pm


    I think that was Super Mecha Death Christ if you can’t tell by the number of guns on the tank!

  • Darth Naner

    January 19, 2011 at 3:28 pm

    @ EpicEraser:

    It has SMDC2K written on it. It is Super Mecha Death Christ, but you can only see his tank part.

    BTW, I played this game on an iPad. Does the bigger keyboard count as cheating?

  • Srceodizno

    January 19, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    Who wouldn’t want this? It truely is brilliant.

  • Ronin

    January 19, 2011 at 4:48 pm

    Is there gonna be an Android version of this? (Please?)

  • January 19, 2011 at 5:25 pm

    Holly Shittballs… Dude…. You made it!!!

  • capmanchris

    January 19, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    Needs to be on android

  • Semudara

    January 19, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    Neat, the AVGN has become an unlockable character! I expect to see you appear in Marvel vs. Capcom 3 next. πŸ˜‰

  • crazycash

    January 19, 2011 at 5:50 pm


  • p0ntuzz

    January 20, 2011 at 5:55 am

    will there be a version for android ?

  • strint519

    January 20, 2011 at 6:11 am

    Downloading this now….AWESOMENESS!

  • mantrox

    January 20, 2011 at 11:49 am

    SMDC FTW! πŸ˜€

  • darthleland66

    January 20, 2011 at 1:43 pm

    Definitely need this on Android!

  • January 20, 2011 at 5:58 pm

    Hey James, saw you on Pet The NES Punk’s show, nice cameo!

  • January 21, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    Love the voice work on the game!

  • January 21, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    Will there be an update for the iPad version to, to include the AVGN?

  • SirLinzelot

    January 21, 2011 at 6:08 pm


    THE NERD has the NWC Cartridge… watch this Episode of Pat,
    you will see the Nerd in the last minute

  • January 21, 2011 at 6:51 pm

    downloaded, played and enjoyed! An unlockable character in an itunes app played on hundreds of apple devices worldwide! You’ve made it James!

  • Elvenking

    January 22, 2011 at 12:12 am

    Nice game…but screw apple. Make a droid version. πŸ˜‰ At any rate…nice one James.

  • Jessy

    January 22, 2011 at 12:46 pm

    iOS is my platform of choice. However, please make a free “lite” version to try.

  • January 22, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    make a lite version of the game πŸ˜‰ so you can try before buying.
    and have shit pickle in it πŸ˜‰

  • January 24, 2011 at 5:34 am

    he he hee, we love you James, you are now a shitty gamthat sucks ass!



  • browncoat

    January 24, 2011 at 9:07 am

    Nice game but screw apple. Make an Android version πŸ™‚

  • January 25, 2011 at 5:21 am

    Looks great!

    The idea is borrowed from the old Typing of the Dead – a 1999 genious rehash of the House of the Dead 2, in which the lightgun was replaced with the keyboard.

    The game looks dated, but is still a FANTASTIC way to learn 10-finger typing, as anything but perfection gets you KILLED.

  • Gav

    January 27, 2011 at 3:14 pm

    James, looks like the Glitch Gremlin has worked his way into your iPhone game. it has broken on me twice now, LOL!

    Checkout the screen grab in the link below… basically I died, had x3 lives left, but as I died ‘you’ vanished off the screen and the games just froze. The pause button (top left) didn’t work and the keyboard faded out and I couldn’t press anything on screen, also at this stage the sound just kept looping.

    The only way to get past it was to soft reset (two finger reset) the iPhone 4 by holding the home button and the power button together until the iPhone power cycles. Pressing the home button to take you out of the app the going back into it didn’t work, this just brought me back to the same frozen screen.


  • svengoolie

    January 30, 2011 at 4:45 pm

    The iPhone is on its way out. Soon, all the kids who swear by it now will be switching because all they really care about is having what’s popular. So get a version on Android!

  • February 1, 2011 at 12:26 pm


    Take that you crazy, keyboard characters? I mean WTF?


  • richardharding60

    February 1, 2011 at 8:53 pm

    Im with ya Elvenking

  • Motorsagmannen

    February 2, 2011 at 8:40 am


    or am i seeing things O.Γ΄

  • AtlasNR

    April 7, 2011 at 1:57 am

    We need an Android version of this game.

  • April 28, 2011 at 12:50 pm

    The video’s private?! What the shit balls!

  • Yumi

    May 3, 2011 at 3:12 pm

    I canΒ΄t watch the video, it says itΒ΄s private…

  • bullshit

    June 21, 2011 at 4:55 am

    The video is private

    Quote the Nerd

  • July 9, 2011 at 7:06 pm

    Videos private wat te bawlz

  • July 17, 2011 at 3:42 pm

    Private! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssss xD

    I really wanted to see that. Though you know what sucks monkeyballs, is that it’s only on iphone. You should know there are more phones then just an iphone! Come on!

  • October 18, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    Fuck Apple? Only Stupid James gone Mac and never went back! Don’t bash on it if you’re fans!

    He made his Godlike movies with Apple and for him doing so apple can’t be that bad, seriously where’s Android Google now?

    • 64xgamer

      January 30, 2012 at 10:19 am

      The Ners and James Rolfe isnt the same person: The Nerd is a character….

      • 64xgamer

        January 30, 2012 at 10:19 am


      • Starcraft39

        February 16, 2012 at 3:45 pm

        @64xgamer NO WAY I THOUGHT THEY WERE TWINS!!!

  • ninjabuttstab

    June 7, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    sweeet!! πŸ˜€

  • Zena Asura

    September 3, 2014 at 6:03 am

    HI! Its not on the app store anymore :((((

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