Reptilian (1999)

Mike / October 30th, 2010

Reptilian (1999)


  • powerth

    October 30, 2010 at 3:00 am


  • powerth

    October 30, 2010 at 3:00 am


  • October 30, 2010 at 3:00 am

    Actually I got first post… linking to the last video… where I also got first post!

  • Phill6

    October 30, 2010 at 3:10 am

    What the Fuck is This shit?
    No Killer Klowns but we get a review on the worst movie EVER made LoL
    well, seriously, this really might be the worst movie ever made,
    I have never seen something so horrible in my life, wow, this is way worst than anything else James has reviewed, The CGI is so bad it makes me want to puke,
    Does anyone else notices that the cover art for this movie, the DVD cover has the exact same letters and look of the 98 Godzilla movie, at first i thought it was a ripoff like transmorphers, but this is just so bad, Thank god for The review of James, because, I don’t think I could ever look at any footage of this like of crap, I think this is the worst movie reviewed by James, I cannot believe he owns this hahaha

    I really wish We got a Trick ‘r Treat review

    • October 31, 2013 at 10:52 am

      Yeah when I saw the letters on the cover I instantly thought of the american godzilla movie. Even though that title is now a misnomer according to toho. But yeah if you’re gonna rip off godzilla, at least rip off a good godzilla movie.

  • Jesky

    October 30, 2010 at 3:10 am

    Aww Monster Madness is almost over D:

  • Quarterman

    October 30, 2010 at 3:11 am

    tomorrow its the last day of monster madness

  • WillWill

    October 30, 2010 at 3:14 am


    Tomorrow IS the last day of Monster Madness. I’m sure James is stoked about that fact, but I’m sad. I really enjoyed this month, and am going to miss having so much cool shit to watch from Cinemassacre.

    … sigh …

  • el_Arika

    October 30, 2010 at 3:17 am

    “… I’m the third one, great :D” (yeah, it’s stupid feeling happy for that xD )

    … Still now i just see crappy coments, for a crappy movie πŸ™‚

  • Chie

    October 30, 2010 at 3:18 am

    I love how the cover apes that awful American Godzilla remake. “Hmm… let’s put a shitty movie in a box that resembles another shitty movie. I’m a bloody GENIUS!” Oh well, at least this is still better than that movie =D. Maybe Reptillian DOES make Godzilla a pussy if they’re comparing it to the 1999 version. :3 Great episode as always.

    I’m kind of depressed that tomorrow is the last Monster Madness for this year. =( I’ve officially decided that Monster Madness is like a Holiday. Every morning my husband & I bound out of bed, huddle around the computer screen and anxiously “open” your daily present to see whats inside. Thanks for these gifts James! They kick ass!

    Can’t wait for next years Monster Madness month. Happy MM for all!

  • el_Arika

    October 30, 2010 at 3:18 am

    … fuck me!! πŸ™

    … I’m not the third one anymore u__u

  • francov

    October 30, 2010 at 3:31 am

    monstermadness compilation dvd please.
    also, as it’s nearly over for another year check this out for a few more similar kicks:
    if you can get it in US?
    mark gatiss history of horror on the bbc iplayer site, not as good as james but not bad…..

  • windowlicker

    October 30, 2010 at 3:55 am

    ahh yes 90’s CG, is there anything more conspicuous?

    hmm I wonder how people will see current CG in the future…

  • October 30, 2010 at 3:57 am

    “NOOOOOOoo!! IT ISN”T REAL!!!!”


    The lines are not that bad but it’s poorly executed. That actor has got to show more emotions. He’s truly a cock f**ker. XD

  • Swedish Video Game Nerd

    October 30, 2010 at 4:07 am

    Just me, or does the title really look like the craptacular ’98 Godzilla movie? Green “flames” around black letters? Just look:

    Also, I can’t help but laugh at Yongary, or “Young Gary” as it sounds like.

  • CaptnHowdy

    October 30, 2010 at 4:11 am

    yey! i didnt have to watch zombie road kill 15 times first.

  • jpgcne

    October 30, 2010 at 4:15 am

    Nice review lol
    I say go with “Transmorphers” for last one πŸ™‚

  • Jesus_On_Wheels

    October 30, 2010 at 4:41 am

    This is my kind of movie. I love the cheesy lines and 3d effects.
    Trying to find where to buy it. Any tips appreciated.

  • RocketeerRaccoon

    October 30, 2010 at 5:13 am

    An obvious Godzilla knock-off, the CG looks really bad and the acting is cheesy as hell. =p

  • horrorfanboy

    October 30, 2010 at 6:23 am

    The movie looks like it’s worth a look. When I saw the poster for the movie, I thought it was going to be a ripoff of the crappy American Godzilla remake. Well that ends the 90s. Tomorrow’s the last day of Monster Madness.

  • Microwave Jellyfish

    October 30, 2010 at 6:27 am

    Oooh, not the green sh!t! … Again πŸ™‚ You all remember Reptilicus, right?

  • koel700

    October 30, 2010 at 6:56 am


  • BlackEyeVision

    October 30, 2010 at 6:59 am

    Actually, Phill6 was first who posted a actual COMMENT on James his review!!! Just saying FIRST!… or posting a non meaning link isn’t commenting!!! Travis Maciejewski and powerth FUCKTARTS!!!

  • October 30, 2010 at 7:04 am

    I was not sure if i ever wanted to see this movie untill i saw this review. It’s really not all that bad! At least it was entertaining, that, and i was drinking heavily.

    The torrent is up! Download the movie now!

  • October 30, 2010 at 8:01 am

    Ack, only one more MM left. Ah well, it’s been a good run this year.

    Lol, that movie does look terrible. How valuable is it?

  • Butch Bitch

    October 30, 2010 at 8:07 am

    Wow, Monster Madness can bring back so many memories sometimes. I saw the trailer for this piece of shit on one of my VHS’, and me and my sister would always be like “What the fuck?”
    As you said, CGI is TERRIBLE, the acting deserves a Razzie, and you made me check out this piece of shit. Good job.

  • Satnav

    October 30, 2010 at 8:09 am

    Wow, it’s sub-Asylum. Didn’t think that was possible.

    BTW, James, have you ever heard of Species? It’s an Alien rip-off with more t&a from 1995. I thought it would have fit in well on this list. Oh well, maybe next year.

  • October 30, 2010 at 8:11 am

    Not bad. Certainly doesn’t look like the WORST monster movie out there. Monsters destroying stuff. What else could you ask for?

  • 7th Heaven

    October 30, 2010 at 8:20 am

    Hey… Nobody call Godzilla a Pussy… unless it is 1998 Roland Emmerich version

  • disco steve

    October 30, 2010 at 8:43 am

    That’s one pissed off King Koopa.

  • andreworulez1

    October 30, 2010 at 8:49 am

    what a picece of dog shit

  • asnaes1981

    October 30, 2010 at 9:12 am

    I agree that CGI is overused these days.

  • joshism

    October 30, 2010 at 9:21 am

    Bad CG at its worst.

  • MadHitz

    October 30, 2010 at 9:36 am

    Haha. I like how it has Doc Brown screaming in the intro.

  • CrAzeH

    October 30, 2010 at 10:12 am

    Hey great review!!! i posted a comment asking for this one to be reviewed and here it is!!! i know you probably already had it in mind for your movie line up but wow what a coincidence, anyway love this movie terrible acting but that’s what makes it great. πŸ™‚

  • JayRam

    October 30, 2010 at 10:15 am

    even Reptilian doesn’t fall into the category “so bad, it’s good”

  • Crowbar

    October 30, 2010 at 10:22 am

    The cover looks like a ripoff of the American Godzilla. And damn, this monster looks bad. Should have been a rubber suit.

  • SpeedyEric

    October 30, 2010 at 10:29 am

    Nice job on the Doc Brown part, including Toat from “Raiders” in yesterdays video.

    The cover art and the look of the title looks like a “Godzilla (1998)” rip-off.

    I agree that the acting of this movie is powerful enough to blow-up the I’M ACTING-ometer before getting to the half-way mark.

  • TheEnigmaticRonin

    October 30, 2010 at 10:29 am

    One of the best things about Halloween is MM, 11 months to go till next time, I’ll be waiting ^^

    You made october my favorite month,
    thanks alot James, ^^

  • October 30, 2010 at 10:29 am

    In the words of the late great Dennis Hopper from the Water World movie; “That does look like shit!” lol!

  • October 30, 2010 at 10:45 am

    “Compared to this guy, Godzilla is a pussy.” Are you kidding me? Godzilla shits on the computer that made this fucker. Not little pebbles, either. BIG FUCKING DIARRHEA SHIT. Say that to Toho. I dare you.

    Anyway, it saddens me that Monster Madness is almost over. At least tomorrow is the… season finale and not today. Still…

    Sad face – : (

  • RedRum

    October 30, 2010 at 10:49 am

    This was 1999? Wow! What a shit hole of a movie.

  • Monstermash

    October 30, 2010 at 10:57 am

    I think stupid guy No.2 looks little like Pee Wee Herman 1:45 .This movie is a rip off of the horrible american godzilla movie. Bad acting + Bad CGI = Good review

  • Lozzo

    October 30, 2010 at 11:49 am

    Wow… that is just… just aweful. I wonder what Spielberg saw in “Old Private Ryan” that made him cast him in such an epic movie forever cementing his face in movie history.

  • October 30, 2010 at 11:52 am

    I wouldn’t touch that movie with a ten foot clown pole. Looking forward to seeing what tomorrow’s review’ll be πŸ™‚

  • Shin Gallon

    October 30, 2010 at 11:52 am

    This looks legitimately better than the 1998 American Godzilla movie, I’ll say that much…

  • Cody

    October 30, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    I actually kind of liked the CG for the monster.

    While it definitely didn’t fit in with the rest of a movie a whole lot, the animation seemed pretty fluid and the monster’s design looks pretty cool.

    I think that might have been the movie’s only pro, actually.

  • thegoodson2001

    October 30, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    it could be just me but i think this movie would of made more money if they just called it RAMPAGE and say it was based off the games. It kind of has that feel to it and the random monsters that appear and just destroy cities , than move on to the next one.

  • staypuftlova

    October 30, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    look at the poster for it its a rip off of the Godzilla remake or wait this was before so basically Godzilla the remake copied this wtf im confused, any way great stuff James i really enjoyed this years monster madness it was alot of fun because iv never seen alot of these movies great work man.
    from Trevor =)

  • DT2

    October 30, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    CGI is used way too much today!

  • ASC1980

    October 30, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    Godzilla remake came a year before.

  • angel85

    October 30, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    ugh, what is up with the stupid ads? It took 5 minutes for that asinine 30 second cell phone ad to play. If the people who make the ads for this site can’t keep their servers running they shouldn’t make us sit through their broken commercials.

  • October 30, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    Dammit no It.

    But at least you reviewed a movie that I own! That’s awesome.

    Alright, what shit load of fuck could he be pulling out from the 21st century….

    Oh Fuck no…

  • wwwwwoooooaaaaahhhhh

    October 30, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    people need to stop complaining about ads since avgn gets money from the ads to keep the site up and he gets a few cents each time someone actually clicks the ads so support avgn and click those ads!

  • TheBaron

    October 30, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    Just get the kaspersky antivirus.. it auto blocks the adds πŸ˜€ I didn’t even know they were there before I watched some videos on a computer without it.

  • TheBaron

    October 30, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    Btw: I rather donate to him personally, then help ad firms.

  • Ghostie

    October 30, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    Muahahaaa ! it’s my birthday today, and it’s HALLOWEEN man ,am i lucky or what,great episode of monster madness James Thanks! >: )


    October 30, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    MY GOD! That looks like shit!

  • Dr. Hugo Strangelovecraft

    October 30, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    Wow. Looks like Michael Bay tried to make a Godzilla movie with the Spiderman crew.

  • October 30, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    I bet the last Monster Madness episode of the season will beone from the 2000s! Maybe it’ll be either a crappy remake or something original that you love like last year’s Drag Me to Hell or Paranormal Activity. Either way, it’ll be a nice way to cap off such a great Monster Madness this year!

  • avgnfan96

    October 30, 2010 at 9:05 pm

    great review James

  • menocu

    October 30, 2010 at 9:10 pm

    Thank you James for all your great work. Makes life a bit easier knowing your out there kicking ass.

  • October 30, 2010 at 9:16 pm

    Actually, I think I remember seeing this movie on Sci-Fi (now SyFy)
    I was only 5 when I saw it

  • fluxman12

    October 30, 2010 at 10:38 pm

    Doc Browns reaction! Haha

  • Jonny Eyeball

    October 30, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    Want a really bad movie with a CGI monster? Vicious, starring Tom Savini. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of Tom but that movie is just awful.

  • wwwwwoooooaaaaahhhhh

    October 31, 2010 at 12:39 am

    so who’s going to stay up all night just so you’ll post the first comment on the next vid?

  • October 31, 2010 at 1:40 am

    Would love to make fun of this with some friends.

  • angelspawn77

    October 31, 2010 at 3:26 am

    Wow, the cgi really does look unfinished, fucking terrible. Movie looks terrible too, will probably never watch it, damn James you watch everything dont you? lol.

  • Bandaka

    October 31, 2010 at 9:18 am

    Godzilla would bitch slap the Reptilian and have its way with it.

  • October 31, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    Reptiles leaving bit heaping staming piles of boom damage everywhere, boom!

  • October 31, 2010 at 6:05 pm

    That was some crappy cg.

  • phoenix252005

    October 31, 2010 at 11:58 pm

    Wow what a piece of Dog Dumpings!!! I would rather eat a steaming pile of horse shit than watch that!! Hey great job James,your a great reviewer,great work man.

    From Randy =)

  • November 1, 2010 at 5:15 am

    “Nooooo! It isn’t reaaaal” -_-‘

  • snowstorm209

    November 1, 2010 at 1:29 pm

    I have this terrible movie

  • November 1, 2010 at 9:19 pm

  • Staff

    November 2, 2010 at 4:43 am

    Not that I’ve ever seen Yongary, but it looks a lot like Bowser from Super Mario Bros on the NES, no?

    Movie looks interesting. Not good or scary in an way, shape, or form, but interesting…

  • November 3, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    I wonder how big a pile of boom a giant reptile would leave? BOOM

  • megakiryu324

    November 5, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    the title looks like the american godzilla title

  • Griff

    November 6, 2010 at 6:25 am

    LMFAO at that black kid’s emotionless delivery of “wooooow, he’s coming towards us”

  • Nin10dO

    November 6, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    Horrible acting. xD

  • crono04

    November 7, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    To be fair, it would be very difficult to make such horribly stupid lines sound good.

  • November 8, 2010 at 10:36 am

    Reptilian and his Super Mega BOOM breath

  • Ben_from_G-town

    November 10, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    “This guy makes Godzilla look like a pussy!” πŸ˜€

    How did they even get away with saying that?! Not to mention, made in the east, but for the west… but how come none of us have ever heard of it? Too funny James.. the acting and effects so horrible, but yeah… looks like a lot of fun! πŸ™‚

  • venom 51007

    November 11, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    I think the reason they used the cg in this one was because sense they used rubber suits in all there other movies they went ant tried somethin completely different. but check the date 1999 this movie was made after the 1998 remake of godzilla whick I liked but gojira was cg so I don’t know I think the reason they made this movie was that sense they saw godzilla and thought it was bad that they thought they could make it better originally it was supposed to be called monster zero 2 but scrapped it cause it had nothing to do with godzilla.

  • Riknight36

    November 14, 2010 at 11:55 pm

    “Wow, and he’s coming right towards us” *bored head tilt*

  • nammm3

    November 17, 2010 at 10:28 pm

    Lol! the cover and everything looks like a spoof of the ‘American-Emmerich Godzilla’…. but sadly that looks better than that movie.

  • Fulci Fan

    November 24, 2010 at 12:10 am

    CG is shit because it looks like shit. Plain and simple. The audiences know that what they see are 1’s and 0’s. If we makeup artists could make more suits and puppets, we would captivate audiences again. CG can’t catch real light and it is not actually there. That is why it will never look as real as practical effects.

  • nomad175

    December 4, 2010 at 9:58 pm

    That CG looks like majerd, and to that guy who said otherwise, if it’s not real, then how could it be trying to kill you. That idiot with the gun is even more idiotic for trying to stop a 700-ton (approx.) monster with a 9mm pistol.

  • jug98jenn

    December 15, 2010 at 5:49 pm

    james blip tv does not woork on my ps3 can you put your monster madness 2010 on youtube so i can watch them

  • ilovesim-hyung-rae

    January 6, 2011 at 10:12 pm

    you know what? same director made d-war, last godfather, t-rex’s claw, young-gu and dino jju jju, reptilian, and other shit.

  • tarantula713

    February 21, 2011 at 6:59 pm

    what if the original version used rubber suits and they used cgi last minute, that would explain how crappy it looks

  • GiganticBigLove

    April 1, 2011 at 3:18 am

    This is weird… I can watch this video but almost every other movie review looks like BALLS. The quality is so bad there isnt a picture its just pixelated squares that move with the picture. So i it looks like someone is smearing green crap all over my screen…….HELP

  • TiagoAngelelli

    April 18, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    CG Sucks, they should only make CG movies when it’s get more improved.

  • glick000

    May 11, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    what we need is godzilla vs reptilian

  • GodjiraPWNSJPN

    July 18, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    At first since it seems EXACTLY alike and is only a year older I thought it was gonna be a spoof off of the american godzilla movie. Just be looking at the title. I dunno maybe somebody went imaginatively bankrupt.

  • GodjiraPWNSJPN

    August 8, 2011 at 7:06 pm

    Seems like an even crappier version of godzilla 98

  • Paulmeister

    September 14, 2011 at 3:40 am

    I gotta disagree. 90% of the time that I complain about CG is because it DOES looks inferior to suits/models/etc.. The only time that I don’t complain is when I don’t notice it, which is rare. It takes far more creative talent and resourcefulness to build physical models and suits from scrap material that look compelling on screen than to author the same elements in Maya, which has virtually unlimited capabilities and the only resources being used are electricity and time.

    The fact is that CG does not hold the same presence on screen as physical material, and only extremely clever execution can get away with convincing otherwise. For example, ROTJ battles are extremely visceral, yet the same situations in the prequels (made 16+ years later) had me yawn with detachment, because the CG wasn’t compelling. In fact, CG is never compelling, unless you can’t tell the difference, you are a moron, or in the extremely special cases. The Tron films are excluded (obviously) because they are meant to be virtual environments, so they can look as digital as they please.

    CG is a crutch for the same reasons as already mentioned. Truly great films use as little CG as possible, or none. This is the reason all of the original Star Trek series effects (transporter beam, phaser beams, starship models) look much more compelling than their counterparts in The Next Generation. As much as I like TNG, I cringe every time I see that CG Enterprise and effects that draw too much attention to themselves.

    Keep up the good work, James!

  • despair333

    September 23, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    HA!!!, they wish they had godzilla!!!

  • Riddler

    October 17, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    You should do a review for the classic Yongary, its way better than this CGI peice of shit! Also, its missing about 20 minutes of footage(the 60’s version), and does anyone have a clue what may be in there?

  • October 23, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    I’m surprised that no one screamed out: “He stomped him,…and now he’s gonna stomp ME!…Oh, my Gooooooooood!!!”

    Mark Moore

    I, Carly
    a post-DOTM Transformers movieverse fanfic

  • Slayer_Boxer

    June 22, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    For next Monster madness i recommend D-war which was made by same director as reptilian

  • Aaron1375

    June 29, 2012 at 1:43 am

    Motherfuckers calling Godzilla a pussy? Really? You fly your little jetpack and attack Godzilla and see how long you live! “It makes Godzilla look like a pussy!” No, it makes Godzilla and the costume looked great! This looks like shit! This film is like Green Slime, made by Italians, starring Americans and produced by the Japanese.

  • BladeRider2

    July 2, 2012 at 10:35 pm

    Godzilla would have kicked the reptilians ass all up and down the block.

  • Moap Soap

    August 13, 2012 at 10:23 am

    James, If you think this had stupid monster movie caracters, Wait till you see Birdemic, a no budget independent movie. statue like actors, god forsaken writing, and the most stupid action scene EVER.

  • DavidARice

    October 3, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    This movie insults Godzilla.

  • December 18, 2013 at 11:49 am

    Godzilla can kick this monsters ass

  • Dejan DejanoviΔ‡

    January 25, 2014 at 7:45 am

    Are you people shitting me? You say you would rather watch this horse shit than the Zilla one? Look Godzilla 1998 is a good movie, but as a Godzilla movie its bad. But come on, you would ratcher watch… This… rather than the 1998? Da fuq poeple? In the 1998 I wasn’t bored, cause Zilla looks awsome, if it is Godzilla it looks like shit, but nope its Zilla, and it looks awsome.

  • December 30, 2015 at 7:42 pm

    Can’t wait to see that newest release, the one at the end.

  • March 28, 2016 at 4:42 pm

    You should do the most famous South Korean film The Host

  • March 28, 2016 at 4:50 pm

    Also do Reptilicus

  • Jacob Boeve

    May 29, 2016 at 7:19 pm

    You wanna see a great Korean monster movie? Watch Gwoemul aka The Host.

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