Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)

Mike / October 20th, 2010

Translvania 6-5000 (1985)


  • October 20, 2010 at 3:02 am


  • October 20, 2010 at 3:07 am

    And it looks like I was able to watch the whole thing before a “second” how lame…

    Great job James!

  • Jesky

    October 20, 2010 at 3:08 am

    they mind as well have thrown The Fly into the mix

  • buckfutter

    October 20, 2010 at 3:11 am

    seems I’m an hour late to the party.
    Oh well, great review james.

  • Mattashell

    October 20, 2010 at 3:21 am

    I made my dad take me to this. I must have been 9.

  • mantrox

    October 20, 2010 at 3:22 am

    Crap, crap, crap, crap! XD What a perfect summary!

  • Cory Power

    October 20, 2010 at 3:24 am

    This looks pretty fun. I’m going to go “find” it right now and watch it. Got nothing better to do. Love me some Jeff Goldblum acting silly.

  • dave991999

    October 20, 2010 at 3:45 am

    I grew up with this movie and I still think it’s hilarious.

  • Gonzalo_vm

    October 20, 2010 at 3:59 am

    i need crap!!! CRAP!! CRAP!! CRAP!! LOL keep em coming james

  • 80sMade

    October 20, 2010 at 4:09 am

    What? fuck Jeff Goldblum. man!

    Great review James, I remember seeing T6-5000 beacuse my sister had a big ass crush on Ed Begley Jr…yah she was a strange sister.

    @ Travis Maciejewski
    I’m guessing it’s because most people have lives and could careless about leaving a comment only to say “first” or “second” and would rather watch it thru and leave a comment on what they thought about the review but i could be wrong.

  • Dr. Forrester

    October 20, 2010 at 4:20 am

    Man, this whole “first” thing reminds me of when I was 9 and had races to the front door with my little brother. I love that McJewski totally points out he only wanted to type FIRST AGAIN before watching the vid. What a douche

    Great vid James. That werewolf actually looked worse than Return of the Vampire

  • Swedish Video Game Nerd

    October 20, 2010 at 4:42 am

    I love me some Vampire tits alright. Yummy.

  • 80sMade

    October 20, 2010 at 4:53 am

    Even to this day Elvira still looks hot and she still host drive-in-moster movies, last week she hosted the movie: The Brain that Wouldnt Die, it reminded me of back in the day when she used to host all them B-movie horror films.

  • windowlicker

    October 20, 2010 at 5:11 am

    Lol what a cast! Kramer out of fucking nowhere!

    Also, I think we can all agree that Travis Maciejewski is a massive douche who contributes nothing and needs to get the fuck out. (That goes for any “first” poster)

  • angelspawn77

    October 20, 2010 at 5:19 am

    Looks pretty entertaining, finally something else where “Kramer” is in it, I honestly had no idea if he was in anything else besides Seinfeld, I like him in that show, but never saw him in anything else. Also I realize that I could have just done a quick search to see what else he was in, but never really thought it was that important 😛

  • disco steve

    October 20, 2010 at 5:34 am

    Why does it always seem like Goldblum plays the EXACT SAME CHARACTER IN EVERY MOVIE?

  • FantasyFanatic1092

    October 20, 2010 at 5:34 am

    Hey is that Dr. Malcolm from Jurassic Park?!

  • ulmuchiha

    October 20, 2010 at 5:52 am

    I would say 17th but im not a giant douche-bag.

  • horrorfanboy

    October 20, 2010 at 5:55 am

    It looks good. The review is well done. Jeff Goldblum is awesome. Kramer is cool too.
    “Did you see Dracula?”
    ‘Yeah! Yeah! When it first came out!”

  • October 20, 2010 at 6:15 am

    ha, im glad im not the only one tired of this FIRST shit. Anyways…..this is how brindle fly eats…..*indistinguishable slurrping*

  • Scary German Guy

    October 20, 2010 at 6:21 am

    Another quirky and hilarious movie with Kramer in it is UHF.
    It’s him with Weird Al Yankovic…go see it!

  • Scary German Guy

    October 20, 2010 at 6:22 am

    Oh also the villain in it is the guy from the original B&W Invasion of the Body Snatchers. 😀

  • Kiarachu

    October 20, 2010 at 6:45 am

    I love crap…crap crap crap…that was hilarious…
    I watched in the ’80 “monster squad” an it’s awesome!I have the VHS somewhere…but I think that now it’s no more watchable due to the long time…and i didn’t find the DVD…that is a shame…

  • Doku

    October 20, 2010 at 6:58 am

    Hilarious review. I’ll check into it. Also, people should stup with the “first” comments, its really annoying. Nobody cares where you comment is placed, first or last.

  • Rattrap007

    October 20, 2010 at 8:08 am

    Twenty-fifth! Ha.. Just kidding. If you are going to be a child and do a First, then get creative. Like so:

    Finally it is up.
    I’ve been looking to it since yesterday
    Really Love the Monster Madness videos
    So much fun with these
    Thank for doing them

    Now look at the first letter of each line. F I R S T. And you look creative and not like you are a moronic child…

    Anyway James, if you are doing comedies now I suggest Repossessed. Has Linda Blair mocking herself from Excorcist. And has Leslie Neilson.

    My fav bits are with Mean Gene Oakerland and Jesse Ventura doing commentary on the fight between Leslie and Linda.
    “Steroids aren’t used in wrestling anymore..” – Mean Gene
    “Or any less..” – Jesse

  • October 20, 2010 at 8:20 am

    I actually like this movie alot. I’m glad someone reviewed it, tough to find much about it online without digging.

    As always, the torrent is up! Watch the movie now. (no ads, no bs)

  • October 20, 2010 at 8:40 am

    I laughed out loud at the scientist saying “I use this shit”

  • koel700

    October 20, 2010 at 8:48 am

    nd as nathan drake would say….oooooooooohhhhhh craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

  • Phill6

    October 20, 2010 at 8:49 am

    Yeah This movie sucksm Not even in the cheesy is funny to laugh at sucks, but just plain sucks, I remember catching the last 35 minutes and it was just bad.

    The Only reason to see this movie is Geena Davis!,
    Good God She looks Smoking hot in this movie, is not only her outfit which is really hot, but her character, the way she plays the character is really hot too,
    Even The 2004’s Van Helsing is a better movie, I know this is a comedy but is just bad,

    Killer Klowns from outer space next?

  • AMG

    October 20, 2010 at 8:58 am

    Holy shit I was thinking Monster Squad as I saw this. Fright night is the bomb. All you need to do now is the ‘Seventh Curse’ and I can die a happy man.

  • October 20, 2010 at 9:15 am

    The Jeffery Jones bit is the only part that really works.

  • orc145626

    October 20, 2010 at 9:56 am


  • October 20, 2010 at 10:57 am

    What no elephant in the room gag like the Nostalgia Critic with Jeffery Jones?

  • IdealIdeas91

    October 20, 2010 at 11:20 am

    albino chocolate pudding

  • CaptnHowdy

    October 20, 2010 at 11:39 am

    Ya cant go wrong if Stanley Spadowski is in it.

  • Squall85

    October 20, 2010 at 11:59 am

    Elvira!!! She is hot! I loved that movie. Jeffrey Jones is a cool actor, I like the movies he’s in (eg Stay Tuned with John Ritter).

  • October 20, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    man this Film is Funny

  • October 20, 2010 at 12:36 pm

    crap crap crap

  • ButtTown

    October 20, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    Nice pick. I actually saw this movie at a drive-in when it came out. I think the other half of the double feature was Jake Speed. I was only about 6, so I didn’t remember anything from the movie, but still.

  • joshism

    October 20, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    Pretty sure the chubby guy in the Transylvania diner scene were the locals have a laugh at the reporters is the same guy who played Premier Romanov in “Red Alert 2”.

  • d.Note

    October 20, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    crap, crap crap i love crap i need crap! lol

  • October 20, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    Well, pretty interesting movie marathon this year James! I’m watching every series, not always have time for commenting, but I’m watching everything! Keep going! You’re great and interesting person! 😉

  • JayRam

    October 20, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    ah, Jeffrey Jones. Dude destroyed his own career, with good reason too.

    And who doesn’t like vampire tits? Elvira had some of the healthiest pair the ’80s had to offer. I end my comment with this: I’d do her.

  • Monstermash

    October 20, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    Talk about crap

  • Filmmassacre

    October 20, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    “i have godzilla in the back”
    “how about the blob”
    LOL xD
    that scene looks hilarious xD i’m buying this movie!

  • Butch Bitch

    October 20, 2010 at 3:25 pm


    Crap, James, you made me want to see this movie.

  • Ben_from_G-town

    October 20, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    Crap? I love crap! I need crap! Crap crap crap crap crap!

    Funny! And, it might be a pretty bad movie like you said, but it might be worth it if only for Geena Davis! And, might have to check out that other one you mentioned, as well! 🙂

  • Lozzo

    October 20, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    lol this looks like a fun movie to watch, gunna head to best buy to see if I can locate it.

  • Nin10dO

    October 20, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    I don’t like lightning. I use this shit.

  • October 20, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    to rattrap 007

    people arent that creative obvioulsy lol.

  • Valis77

    October 20, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    geena davis boobs are my reason

  • October 20, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    “I don’t work with lightning. I hate it. I work with all the other shit”.

  • October 20, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    I’d watch it just to see Gina Davis as a half-naked vampire. :3

  • October 20, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    Monster Squad is my favorite movie ever. I’ve seen it 100+ times. So great. Good to see it plugged here.

  • robertjlong

    October 20, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    hey james do sleepaway camp movies and the beastwithin and madman and near dark movie

  • phoenix252005

    October 20, 2010 at 7:10 pm

    Its funny to see Jeff Goldbloom in a really bad movie lol And Kramer is funny as hell!

  • phoenix252005

    October 20, 2010 at 7:10 pm

    Oh yeah and Monster squad is fucking awsome! Scared the shit outta me when I was a kid

  • October 20, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    HAHAHA it’s funny you mention this movie, I had never heard of it until one day my buddy Sam forced me to watch it. At first I never really appreciate it but it eventually grew on me. I primarily found it amusing that Kramer was in this film…he made me laugh the most. Good times.

  • Schloss Ritter

    October 20, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    I should have known this one would be on here. I don’t think I got many of the in-jokes when I first saw it.

  • volt28

    October 20, 2010 at 11:34 pm

    there were some really good one liners lol

  • D-Tron

    October 21, 2010 at 12:38 am

    Monster Squad is fantastic. They have a double disc set; the second disc is all bonus features. “Wolfman’s got nards….”

  • October 21, 2010 at 2:38 am

    Once again, great video James. Thanks for the info!

  • October 21, 2010 at 3:17 am

    Gosh, I remember seeing this years ago. I think when VHS originally came out.

  • farghea

    October 21, 2010 at 5:15 am

  • October 21, 2010 at 5:45 am

    The whole “Transylvania 6-5000” is a pun on the song Pennsylvania 6-5000 by Glenn Miller if anyone hadn’t mentioned it yet.

    Geena Davis was pretty damn hot in this and The Fly.

  • October 21, 2010 at 11:17 am

    I actually love this movie. For like 2 or 3 years in a row when I was in middle school Comedy Central would play it constantly during October. It’s so corny but I enjoy it anyway.

  • October 21, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    Corny boom, ha ha ha, get it? corny boom!!!! James your really have outdone yourself.

  • worstwitch

    October 21, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    Mistress of the Dark is a lot better

  • DMM_poo

    October 21, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    Never heard of this one. I like the boobs, the “I work with all of this shit” comment, and Kramer slipping on a banana peel.

  • AttitudeEra

    October 22, 2010 at 11:06 am

    I love crap crap crap crap crap

  • fuddwupper

    October 23, 2010 at 6:32 am

    “Did you see dracula?”
    “Yeah when it first came out”

    thats gold i gotta see this

  • mikeyh

    October 25, 2010 at 11:09 am

    Does anyone else think the guy on the windows 7 add is a twat?

  • November 1, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    When I saw the clip of Jeffrey Jones saying “How about The Blob?,” I thought it was from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, but nope, it belongs in this one!

  • Guy Incognito

    February 28, 2011 at 3:25 am

    I saw this when it first came out. I was a little kid and I thought it was amazing. I kinda don’t want to see it again.

  • SpiritSoldier

    April 30, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    Finally saw this on Stars a while back after searching for it forever. Its so bad its good, and Gina davis doesnt hurt. Kramer is fn funny.

  • filmcollector101

    June 18, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    Exactly 5 minutes after seeing this review (evwn though I’ve seen it before), I went to my local DVD store knowing were it was in the selections), I picked it up, can’t wait to see half-naked Geena Davis!

  • July 12, 2011 at 8:17 am

    Hahaha thats actually a brilliant line. “lightning i hate it! I work with all this other shit” xD

  • SonicTheAk

    September 18, 2011 at 1:37 pm


  • Timebandit1999

    September 30, 2011 at 5:24 pm

    Isn`t one of the reporters from Jurrasic Park?

  • penpan

    November 8, 2011 at 4:01 pm

    Wow Jeff Goldblum 😛 And Jeffrey Jones. Sweet. Wow Geena Davis is in this one too? Man they got everyone! 😛

    “Crap, I like crap, I need crap! Crapcrapcrapcrap!”

  • Corleone74

    February 25, 2012 at 11:37 am

    You use the word “Self-aware” too much. This movie isn’t self-aware it’s just stupid.

  • Ringspider

    March 7, 2012 at 3:25 am

    This movie is funny, doesn’t matter how pretentious mister connoisseur of crap gets when talking about it. This rundown still makes me want to watch it again.

  • NashKnight

    November 21, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    Without your review I’d never even know about this movie. Thanks a lot for the recommendation!

  • July 12, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    “Crap, I love crap! I need crap! Crap, Crap, Crap.

  • July 12, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    I did see this movie last month on T.V. on Movieplex, and I laughed my ass off!


    November 2, 2013 at 1:23 am

    No thank you.

  • Jacob Price

    January 9, 2014 at 8:48 pm

    Geena Davis was my reason for watching this

  • October 22, 2016 at 12:33 pm

    “I don’t work with lightning! I hate it. I work with all this ther shit!” This lkine alone has made me want to watch this movie. Plus the cast is amazing. Surprised i’ve never seen it before tbh.

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