Mike / October 16th, 2010
October 16, 2010 at 3:05 am
October 16, 2010 at 3:07 am
Why exactly does he turn into a monster? I kinda wanna know more about the actual plot…if there is more to it than just boom.
October 30, 2013 at 11:28 am
I’m guessing that the pendant sends some sort of energy through his body to activate the gun. And that energy was designed to go through alien bodies. The energy probably has strange side effects on the human body. But I haven’t seen it (yet), so I could be way off.
July 9, 2014 at 12:33 am
you basically explained it more than the movie did
October 16, 2010 at 3:09 am
I can see what they TRIED to do(and failed at): show how power corrupts, and even turns innocent simpletons into monsters. But in the end this was nothing but blowing things up, as if they finished another movie and had several crates of dynamite left over.
October 16, 2010 at 3:13 am
“first” dude get a life
Awesome as usual
October 16, 2010 at 3:14 am
Yeah look out Star Wars! Laser Blast’s got one guy gone crazy / possessed by a laser gun, who blows up cars for over an hour! They should make another two movies based off of this, and then three prequels that’re inferior. If that happened, I think the universe would explode.
October 16, 2010 at 3:16 am
October 16, 2010 at 3:20 am
FIRST? First what???
October 16, 2010 at 3:23 am
Not first posting a comment on this review, that’s cory. You just sad… FIRST… stupid Travis ^^
October 16, 2010 at 3:39 am
hmm… yeah what was up with the razor teeth
October 16, 2010 at 4:01 am
So did the aliens ever get the laser back? and what happened to the guy? I it seems the guy was turning into one of them because he had sharp teeth and started looking like a monster, District 9ish maybe? lol.
October 16, 2010 at 4:20 am
an MST classic. Sitting through that whole movie without Mike and the Bots is a fucking endurance test
October 16, 2010 at 4:36 am
13th…ok but I will also comment the review.
What a strange movie and now I want to see it 🙂
Great work again M. Rolfe.
October 16, 2010 at 5:00 am
Those aliens are actually very very well done 😮
October 16, 2010 at 5:32 am
Did Michael Bay direct this? 🙂
October 16, 2010 at 5:56 am
This and Time Chasers are 2 of my favorite MST3K eps. Good stuff.
October 16, 2010 at 5:58 am
Eddie Deezen in the car near the end.
October 16, 2010 at 6:03 am
Thank you So much James for another Great Webpisode of Monster Madness
This one is really weird, makes no sense, What happens at the end??
that is driving me crazy, I wanna know what happens to the guy and did the aliens come back,
Have you ever thought about doing KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE?
That is my favorite movie of all time, It is hilarious and cheesy but So much fun, I would love if you did that one
October 16, 2010 at 6:04 am
Well they couldn’t call the movie “Blow shit up” so the went with Laserblast.
October 16, 2010 at 6:05 am
October 16, 2010 at 6:23 am
HA! its the fucking ORGAZMO gun!! One more for jesus. *blast* But seriously, the aliens are epic lol. PS… Im glad im not the only one whose getting tired of this FIRST shit without even commenting on the fucking video. I swear half these people dont even watch the fucking vid
October 16, 2010 at 6:38 am
for those that wanna see the movie. the whole movie is on youtube
October 16, 2010 at 6:42 am
I’m gonna watch my MST3K DVD of this movie.
October 16, 2010 at 6:45 am
That looks pretty awesome, especially the 70s fashion to go with it.
October 16, 2010 at 6:59 am
BOOM!!! BOOM!!! BOOM!!! BOOM!!! BOOM!!! Wow, a lot of bad movies were things blow up. 😀
October 16, 2010 at 7:21 am
I know what you’re thinking:
Did he shoot six gortoks, or only five?
I love the turtle aliens in this film. I think it’s the voice that Crow did for ’em that always endeared me to them, haha.
October 16, 2010 at 7:24 am
Come on James, can’t we just get “Beyond Thunderdome”?
I had to use it…
October 16, 2010 at 7:32 am
Yes! Another very obscure horror film. A lot of lazer movies this year. This movie doesn’t look bad. Aside from the filler scenes, it looks watchable. Every guy wants a lazer gun so they can blow things up.
October 16, 2010 at 7:39 am
Laser guns and explosions? Dammit, James, you got me interested yet AGAIN!!
*Goes on a laser shooting rampage*
October 16, 2010 at 7:49 am
WTF did he turn into a zombie?
October 16, 2010 at 7:58 am
i am laughing since yesterday since i first saw this review!!!
great job man!!!!
seriously now how did inframan “got over there???” in 3.30???
October 16, 2010 at 7:59 am
oops wrong movie!!!!
October 16, 2010 at 8:15 am
Wasn’t that kid in the car talking the nerd in grease?
October 16, 2010 at 8:44 am
Yup. It’s Eddie Dezen
Same here. I LOVE the turtle aliens. One of my fav MST3K episodes.
October 16, 2010 at 8:58 am
fu**ing ads b4 vid!!! im troll now, sry
October 16, 2010 at 9:04 am
I look at the poster, and I couldn’t help but notice that the guy looks a lot like Luke Skywalker.
October 16, 2010 at 9:11 am
This movie fucking sucks!
October 16, 2010 at 9:18 am
Insert monster truck rally voiceover…”MONSTER MADNESS!!!”
October 16, 2010 at 9:29 am
The gun looked more like a big bong. “Think of all the dope I can smoke with this.”
October 16, 2010 at 9:38 am
Ugh…I watched this on MST3K….sooo horrible….
October 16, 2010 at 9:46 am
Another day, another laughable horror movie!
This seems more like a parody!
October 16, 2010 at 9:49 am
Damn! what’s next “The Terror Of Tiny Town”? “Golden Bat”? “Japanese Spider-Man”? “Jonny Sokko & his Flying Robot”???!!???
I love all the choices you’ve made so far & it’s been a real pleasure to see this every morning.
I’ve always wondered tho, what does the Angry Nerd think of that Animal House/Porky’s rip-off of video games: “Joysticks” ?–let us know-thanx!
October 16, 2010 at 9:54 am
Space Giants? Spectre-Man? The Purple Monster Strikes? Gene Autry in the Phantom Empire? the choices are endless…
October 16, 2010 at 10:16 am
I recognized the passenger in that red car, thats Eddie Deezen also played the restraunt manager in Critters 2 (1988). Just thought Id mention, since no one else has.
October 16, 2010 at 10:36 am
I forgot Eddie Deezen was in this. He’s one of the guys drive around in that car at the end.
I caught the very end of this many years back on USA up all night but hadn’t seen the whole film till a few years back when I acquired the vhs. I’m glad Charles Band films got better as time went on.
October 16, 2010 at 10:39 am
You forgot to mention that the makeup for the kid’s face whenever he’s using the laser gun looked like Lou Ferrigno in The Incredible Hulk TV series. I swear whenever I watch this movie, I wanted the guy to say “Hulk destroy!” or “Hulk like lasers!” But anyway, it’s actually enjoyable to watch in spite of the filler.
October 16, 2010 at 10:48 am
Didn’t they riffed this on MST3K? It’s so weird. Funny video though.
October 16, 2010 at 11:33 am
could be a dangerous drinking game in this. Drink every time something explodes.
October 16, 2010 at 11:34 am
This is a great MST episode, last one with Trace before Bill became Crow,and I like Bill better. He forgot to say the guy who says I can wait for everyone to see u driving around in this, is the same guy who does Mandark’s voice on Dexter’s Lab. and when Mike Nelson always makes the fat cop guy say ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAALLL.
October 16, 2010 at 11:53 am
It’s def one of my favorite MST3Ks. Interesting side note, the actor who played Carlo in the Godfather plays the vague “anti-alien-agent” type in this movie. They never explain who he is or what he’s doing there…you just kind of have to infer…
October 16, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Oh man, I remember this movie from MST3k. Seems like lots of others do to. Awesome.
October 16, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Good rewiew james…And that guy who did the voice today is pretty darn good
October 16, 2010 at 1:55 pm
yea i remember it also from MST3K, jes what a fucked up film it is,
October 16, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Is that Sayid Yarrah??? I mean, at the very beginning of the vid, i think sayid’s head blows, haha
October 16, 2010 at 2:23 pm
I saw Eddie Deezen in one of those clips. Of course he was in the movie Midnight Madness, which was a remake of the movie It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World.
October 16, 2010 at 2:28 pm
this thing has a following? gahh… I mean I get infra-man that thing is awesome but this? do the aliens kill him at the end? is he bad guy by the end of the movie and the aliens are the good guys? wtfbbq?
October 16, 2010 at 3:25 pm
its like Micheal Bay on acid
great review James
October 16, 2010 at 3:43 pm
………..wow……..what a shitty ass movie
October 16, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Another great review on a horrible movie.
Torrent it up! (no bs, no ads, just download and watch)
October 16, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Please say you’ll do one on the Incredible melting man? Thats a shit burger for ya.
October 16, 2010 at 4:47 pm
I remember seeing part of this movie when I was little.
October 16, 2010 at 4:58 pm
What I find even more ironic is that the drawing of the dude in the poster looks a lot like Mark Hamill, and then they blow up a Star Wars sign? I have a feeling a lot of Star Wars fans piled into the theaters because of the deceptive artwork, only to be flipped the proverbial bird at the end.
October 16, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Dude you are my idol. The first film i saw from you was bugs bunny’s birthday blowout and from then i’ve been watching all of your films. You should be a real director or actor or someting :D. We love you in Finland 😀
October 16, 2010 at 6:20 pm
Your reviews just get better and better James!
I can definately see you reviewing Carnosaur from 1993! It’s the campiest good Dinosaur movie in recent years!
October 16, 2010 at 7:09 pm
where the fuck do you find these movies? you must have like the biggest and rarest collection of crap movies ever
October 16, 2010 at 7:12 pm
but actually that movie looks awesome, wish i had a laser gun there are a few people i’d like to see explode
October 16, 2010 at 7:38 pm
You could really see how much Star Wars influenced the science fiction genre after it came out in 1977, a shit-load of movies with lasers in it followed, even the 1978 cheesy KISS movie ‘KISS Meets The Phantom Of The Park’ had Paul Stanley shooting lasers out of his eye!
October 16, 2010 at 8:13 pm
Is that very first shot from Critters?
Why does finding the laser gun turn the guy into a homicidal maniac? Guess it has something to do with the pendant.
October 16, 2010 at 9:56 pm
Maybe the laser gun was have some spesial powered beam that could blast more than one time the objects! Heres one movie that insipred many shooting run and gun games from the 80s.The guy doesnt have his god as we greeks say.
October 16, 2010 at 10:03 pm
I bet that this will be one of lichael bay’s favorite films,since he loves to create explotions him self! What about the aliens? they chase him to take back the gun? talking about a screw up scenario!
October 16, 2010 at 10:27 pm
Yeah, intro voice was awesome’
October 16, 2010 at 10:45 pm
Thanks i wanted to do one without any stupid audio enhancements
October 16, 2010 at 10:46 pm
Oh and i meant you too Mallen 😀
October 17, 2010 at 12:15 am
When i saw this movie it was very late at night and i was falling a sleep, So i did not know what i was watching was because i was 1/2 sleep or the real movie. It was years later before i watched the movie again
October 17, 2010 at 1:01 am
that looks pretty damn stupid. Now I gotta see it!
October 17, 2010 at 1:29 am
I have seen this piece of garbage before. Charmaster, prepare yourself for the worst.
If you’re gonna watch it, find the MST3K version. It’s the 20th anniversary edition and the only way to enjoy yourself.
October 17, 2010 at 2:44 am
Yes, James but thisis not a horror movie, right?
October 17, 2010 at 4:08 am
The stop-motion aliens look surprisingly well animated for such a seemingly bad movie… maybe that’s where all their budget went.
October 17, 2010 at 6:14 am
Man that laser is like a Power Glove on Steroids!
October 17, 2010 at 11:21 am
The aliens look like turtles who forgot their shells.
October 17, 2010 at 11:54 am
What a masterpiece. I have to see this one.
October 17, 2010 at 12:51 pm
take that star wars
October 17, 2010 at 12:57 pm
This really is monser madness, no doubt about that http://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/notifications.php?ref=65348
October 17, 2010 at 1:48 pm
@ 3:35 is that Eddie Deezin the voice of mandark (dexters laboratory)
October 17, 2010 at 3:24 pm
wow that looks like the stupidist movie ever
October 17, 2010 at 3:39 pm
Oh, no. Not Laserblast. Even the MST3K treatment couldn’t save this one. Absolutely mind numbing. There is NOTHING in this movie that makes it even remotely interesting or watchable. STAY AWAY.
October 17, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Low budget scifi nonsense never looked so explosive, I’m gonna have to find this on DVD and blast the crap out of it with a lasergun.
October 17, 2010 at 6:53 pm
The Force is definitely not with this one.
October 17, 2010 at 8:36 pm
Haha the ole’ multi-angled explosion scene.
October 18, 2010 at 12:48 am
The jerk-offs who made this shitty film probably thought, after seeing “Star Wars”, “Huh huh, wouldn’t it be COOL if we made a movie with some dude and a laser gun, and we shoot a ‘Star Wars’ sign, and blow shit up, duh huh huh?” Retards.
That other movie you talked about–‘Infra-Man’–now THAT seems like an explosion-obsessed movie worth watching!
October 18, 2010 at 1:04 am
Eugene from Grease!!!?!?!?!
October 18, 2010 at 2:28 am
James I just wanna know if YOURE READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!
October 18, 2010 at 2:44 am
No, no, no! Shoot at the fanboys! And shoot this movie while you´re at it… (Ugh I just imagined it finishing with the guy winking and shooting at the screen, hope it doesn´t stoops that low)
October 18, 2010 at 3:35 am
He blew up a ’55 Bel-Air 5 times! I’ll blow a laserblast up his ass!
October 18, 2010 at 7:52 am
LMFAO! Where the hell do you find some this shit?
I laughed so fucking hard @ 3:04. This movie looks so fucking gay, and now I have to see it. Jesus Christ I have no life lol
October 18, 2010 at 7:54 am
How about Infra Man vs Laserblast man, then it really would be a case of boom boom, a whole pile of it!
October 18, 2010 at 9:15 am
@BunchProductions.com it’s called cinemassacres monster madness not horror madness.
October 18, 2010 at 9:16 am
your last two video`s were BOOMIN !!
October 18, 2010 at 11:59 am
Great review James, surprised I haven’t heard of this one before!
October 18, 2010 at 12:16 pm
They look like shell-less turtles.
The shooting of the Star Wars sign has always been a classic.
October 18, 2010 at 5:27 pm
they did this on mystery science theater 3000
October 19, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Wow what a piece of dog shit! And to think I almost watched that movie too lol GO Nerd!
October 20, 2010 at 1:06 am
Are you ready for some football? I don’t think you’re ready for some football.. :p
October 20, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Umm… so there is there any explanation why he starts turning into a green, crazed monster?
The guy the aliens killed looked like that too. Hmm…
Yeah I think this was on MST3K actually… it seems familiar, and the shooting of the Star Wars sign was pretty funny, haha.
October 20, 2010 at 3:25 pm
I’M FIRIN’ MAH LAZAH.
October 22, 2010 at 2:49 pm
this is the only flick on the list i dont own ,or havent seen.. im so curious to see it now
October 23, 2010 at 6:47 am
hahaha the doorknob thats just strange
October 23, 2010 at 5:36 pm
The truly scary part of this movie is the face on the poster. Holy crap, I don’t want to wake at night seeing that in front of me barely lit by the moonlight .
October 24, 2010 at 7:05 pm
Haha, the shooting of the Star Wars sign is kind of ironic since the drawing of the main character for the movie cover looks just like a younger Mark Hamill. 😛
October 25, 2010 at 10:22 pm
To be perfectly honest with you, if I found a laser gun that to hybrid snail-turd-men left behind, I’d probably go around blowing shit up also. Its safe to say that I’ll never own this movie, Jame’s review was plenty for me. I just want to know if the dude riding shotgun in the 56 Chevy gets killed. He had a bit in Grease as “Eugene the Nerd” and was the manager of the fast food restaraunt in Critters 2. My favorite role that he has played would be the voice of “Pop” on the Rice Krispies commercials from the late 80’s/early 90’s.
October 26, 2010 at 11:31 am
I watched this movie a few nights ago,gah it’s like so slow
it’s not like tail sting like where every minute is hilariously cheesy
it’s just really mundane
@PSYOP mike yeah the nerdy guy gets blown up by laser in the car with the sheriff
October 26, 2010 at 1:12 pm
Fuck yeah! I have this movie, and the first time I saw it I thought the guy was going to massively cream himself at the end when he goes berserk on destroying everything. Lol, good way to say fuck you Star Wars.
October 26, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Also James, Laserblast being a very early fullmoon film…you shouldn’t expect much. Im a fullmoon fan myself, and that’s just how they are. Don’t take them too serious,.
October 28, 2010 at 12:25 pm
YEAH!! Nosense destruction rampage!! XD
October 29, 2010 at 9:14 am
The alien dialog apperas in a Static-X song “A Dios Alma Perdida” from the Machine album
October 30, 2010 at 4:00 pm
looks like trent reznor’s out of gas…..
October 30, 2010 at 9:21 pm
THATS THE NERD FROM “1941”
April 24, 2011 at 7:49 pm
I think the people using the laser-blaster turns people into green mutants either because of the radiation coming off of it mutates them, or isn’t meant to be used by humans and is a side effect that doesn’t occur when being used by those stop motion aliens.
September 10, 2011 at 12:05 pm
Wow. I want this movie on VHS : )
October 16, 2011 at 8:38 am
October 26, 2011 at 11:11 pm
Those Aliens look AWESOME! Not joking either, I love the design.