Mike / September 14th, 2010

For a long time weโ€™ve wanted to put together an online store, and finally, here it is.

Weโ€™re starting with the Cinemassacre logo T-Shirt, but expect new stuff regularly.

Shipping is now only 5 dollars in the US and 10 dollars internationally.


  • Cory Power

    September 14, 2010 at 9:29 pm

    Sweet, I hope this means a Cinemassacre DVD compilation. I’d love to have Legend of the Blue Hole on DVD.

  • Christian

    September 14, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    yea thatd be awesome if you made a cinamassacre compilation

  • September 14, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    YEah a compilation would be stellar!

  • filmtrauma

    September 14, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    Any chance for some other colors? I would totally wear that shirt, but I don’t like black because it fades after like two washes. =[

  • xdeathknightx

    September 14, 2010 at 9:41 pm

    Nice mate, this way I am sure the money goes your way when I order some nerd stuff or cinemassacre stuff ๐Ÿ™‚

  • calibur_3d

    September 14, 2010 at 9:41 pm

    I would love to see a Deadly Danger Dungeon shirt as well as a compilation.

  • ScaryManiac

    September 14, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    Awesome idea!!

  • Skimaskkass

    September 14, 2010 at 10:18 pm


    Or in sain talk:

    awesome, just really awesome.

  • September 14, 2010 at 10:37 pm

    Sweet man, nice shirt.

  • September 14, 2010 at 11:40 pm

    I agree! We need your films on DVD! “The Deader The Better” is a must!

  • CountDragula

    September 14, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    Yay! I’m going to check that out when there’s more stuff.
    I’d love to have a You Know What’s Bullshit shirt.
    That’d be awesome.^^

  • September 14, 2010 at 11:49 pm

    I’d like to see the Angry Video Game Nerd sets released to Blu-ray, if at all possible.

  • bend3r

    September 15, 2010 at 12:02 am

    Ah man, got out the credit card and everything, but when I found out shipping was $7.09…. 27 bucks for a tshirt is a little much.

  • Cory Power

    September 15, 2010 at 12:16 am

    @ZombieOsiris Considering the episodes aren’t filmed in HD, that would be completely pointless.

  • September 15, 2010 at 12:37 am

    It would be cool if you made some of the AVGN episode title art available on shirts/mousepads too.

  • September 15, 2010 at 12:53 am

    Episode title art or new Mike Matei artwork shirts would be awesome too.

  • sugarmice

    September 15, 2010 at 1:46 am

    James and Mike, congratulations on the new cinemassacre store! I think this is my first comment ever on the site but I just wanted to thank you both for all the hard work put into the videos. As some other people noted, having a cinemassacre compilation would an awesome item to have in my DVD collection. My AVGN DVD’s are one of the most valuable I have hehehe yeah, no kidding. But to actually see all the different monster madness from past years and all the different projects from James on DVD….that would be priceless!

  • September 15, 2010 at 2:18 am

    Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made. Cinemassacre the T-Shirt. Cinemassacre the coloring book. Cinemassacre the lunchbox. Cinemassacre the breakfast cereal. Cinemassacre the FLAMETHROWER! The kids love this one…


  • Chefren

    September 15, 2010 at 2:45 am

    Awesome! Way back i got the cinemassacre logo shirt, monster madness shirt and The deader the better from that old web store of yours. The last one is one of my favorite shirts and its been worn and washed so many times the print is kind of fading away (kinda looks cooler, like a retro shirt). But the other two shirts kinda sucked because the logo was a big one on the back and a little one on the front on your chest, to the right. Kind of disappointing because the pictures didn’t clarify that..

    Anyways, looking forward to seeing more items of merch in your store!
    Rock on.

  • strint519

    September 15, 2010 at 3:31 am

    This is sweet news….Cinemassacre has some very marketable projects. I want a Mr. Bucket shirt!

  • nebososo

    September 15, 2010 at 6:50 am

    I was thinking about buying it, but then I found out shipping it to Brazil costs 96.02 USD. Oh wow, I paid about 15% of that when I bought the DVDs from Screw Attack.

  • Rob

    September 15, 2010 at 7:27 am

    Looks pretty cool, but shipping it to Germany would be quite expensive for only one shirt. Iโ€™ll ask some friends if theyโ€™re interested in buying some shirts, so that we can split up the shipping costs. Canโ€™t wait for the Monster Madness shirts!! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • DarkNeonRain

    September 15, 2010 at 9:48 am

    Awesome, it would be cool to have the title cards on the t-shirts or some funny lines from avgn or bord James

  • rschott

    September 15, 2010 at 10:46 am

    We’re working on the shipping costs. I’m trying to have USPS online by tonight, which should be much more economical, and we should have a higher end UPS account with better rates shortly. Also, we’re working on a feedback module for the store website so you can send your comments, suggestions, and concerns about the store.

  • September 15, 2010 at 11:23 am

    I’m waiting for the AVGN shirts James!

  • kyros

    September 15, 2010 at 11:55 am

    it kiks ass! will we get a nerd thong or boxer?

  • tary

    September 15, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    I’m from Romania,this shirt is just a dream for me….

  • trainorboy

    September 15, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    nerd halloween costume….?

  • moltensnow

    September 15, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    You can get those at your local thrift store.

  • marigold23

    September 15, 2010 at 5:48 pm

    Hey, guys! I second the request for the Mr. Bucket shirt! The only problem being that everyone I know would have a fit if I wore it out of the house, knowing how genteel the finished product would probably be! I guess it’d just be one more example of my degeneracy that I’d have to keep under wraps. *sigh*

  • zelda42293

    September 15, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    Will you guys carry the AVGN DVDs?

  • StrongStyle81

    September 15, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    Glitch Gremlin T-Shirt please.

  • adriant

    September 15, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    I would love to see some shirts that are more episode-oriented. I’d much prefer to have a shirt that references Action 52 or Bible Games rather than one that says “the nerd is my homeboy”.

  • Cogdill

    September 15, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    First off Hell Yeah!! new Board James thank you cinemassacre! secondly, very cool about the new store def gunna pick some stuff up! Cinemassacre you guys Rock! now let me go clean the shart from my pants over the new vid so I can watch it =)

  • September 15, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    What about bumper stickers? Might be cheap but you would advertise it no matter where you went if it was on your car.

  • nitroklop

    September 15, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    Kick ass!

    I’d like to see some Board James shirts. Considering my name is James as well, it’d be perfect for me! I’d definitely buy one.

  • Critzilla

    September 15, 2010 at 9:02 pm

    AVGN combo pack. All up released seasons with AVGN shirt and a few title cards.

  • Critzilla

    September 15, 2010 at 9:03 pm

    Sorry bad typing. AVGN combo pack with all released seasons (so far), AVGN t-shirt and a few title cards.

  • JarradReynolds

    September 15, 2010 at 9:56 pm

    Have you guys thought of releasing shirts with the AVGN Episode Title Cards on them?

    That would be awesome!

  • Amelia

    September 15, 2010 at 11:27 pm

    Haha, awesome!

  • Cuber1

    September 16, 2010 at 4:35 am

    I would like a shirt with the ‘Friday The 13th’ game over screen that James made up.
    One of the best quotes off all time lol.

  • September 16, 2010 at 9:28 am

    Board James hat
    Collectible book of AVGN illustrations with some commentary (shout out to your artist)

  • tinytab

    September 16, 2010 at 10:14 am

    You already have AVGN’s in DVD boxes so (I’m waiting for the next one for x-mas already!) I really think you should give out Board Jameses, Monster Madnesses and other films (for example The Deader The Better, Legend Of The Blue Hole and A Trip to the “Dawn of the Dead” Shopping Mall) in their own DVD Boxes!!! THAT’S WHAT WE ALL WANT!!!

  • tinytab

    September 16, 2010 at 10:16 am


  • September 16, 2010 at 11:23 am

    I like the idea someone mentioned of an AVGN book.

    -A two-to-four page “chapter” on each episode with a summary, pictures, and commentary from all involved (James, Mike, and and guests).

    -Gallery of Mike’s title cards with commentary from Mike

    -Brief history of the Nerd

    -“Behind-the-scenes” photo gallery (if photos exist, which I assume they do)

    That would be totally awesome, in my opinion

  • September 16, 2010 at 12:31 pm

    Could it be that the merchandising rights for AVGN were sold to Screwattack or something?
    Because a shirt is great but… what about the AVGN stuff?

  • Drain

    September 16, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    We want AVGN shirts. To give a bad example, you could have a small picture of him holding a nintendo controller with “He’s going to take you back to the past…” above it, and “Press Start” in small letters at the bottom.

  • September 16, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    I’d look into getting a shit-pickle shirt. Would be an epic win.

  • September 16, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    James should make some higher-budgeted content that can only be seen with a DVD purchase so that it’s worth the budget that went into it. I think that’s what true long-term fans like myself have always wanted to see eventually.

  • ZeroTekk1337

    September 16, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    Nice that ur staring a show =)

    And I don’t think James should make higher budgeted content.
    It’s the spirit that’s in his videos now that makes em nice.

    He makes this for all the fans, not just the ones that would choose to pay for a dvd.

    keep up the good work ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Shortapotamus

    September 16, 2010 at 9:35 pm

    you should definately have a tv show.
    you deserve one keep up the good work

  • thefinalbrick

    September 16, 2010 at 9:52 pm

    I’m surprised this didn’t happen sooner! You’ve been around for years now! All the same I’m glad it’s here and you can expect a purchase from me definitely eventually ๐Ÿ˜€

  • renton

    September 16, 2010 at 11:06 pm

    What about shipping to other countries? Like Germany? : )

  • mapfoO

    September 17, 2010 at 6:23 am

    i’d like to buy this cardgame of u and the nc

    can u put it in the shop?

  • cloob1

    September 18, 2010 at 7:49 am

    Sweet, autographed games next?

  • b_w_johan

    September 19, 2010 at 10:13 am

    September 16, 2010 at 11:27 pm
    We ship internationally.

    It only shows united states and canada on the shipping calculator.
    Hmm reading it again, and it mentions other countries will be shown after checking out, but clicking checkout leads to a paypal buy-now button, did i missed something?

  • Krys

    September 19, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    Well…I live in Hungary and theres no chanse to select my country….ITS BAD!!!!

  • Godzilla213

    September 19, 2010 at 10:05 pm

    Please make the Friday the 13th shirt

  • September 20, 2010 at 12:03 am

    nice! i’ve always wanted some kind of merchandise from you guys. Hm.. just a quick thought i had. It would be good if you could put the exact measurements of lenght, with, and stuff like that since sizes are not standard in all countries. So there you go, thats all i had to say. Keep up the good work, and hope to see more epic logos of the AVGN!! ๐Ÿ˜€

  • JustCody

    September 21, 2010 at 2:55 am

    AWESOME ๐Ÿ˜€

    now how about a color besides black xD

  • September 21, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    james, mike… this brings tears to my eyes ^_^

  • September 21, 2010 at 6:14 pm

    @MikeMatei What brand are you guys printing on? Just want to make sure I get the sizing right

  • September 22, 2010 at 8:11 am

    Where we are at it:
    I want a Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 BC Version 4.0 Beta T-Shirt… bitch!

  • September 22, 2010 at 5:43 pm



  • AfroJarl

    September 23, 2010 at 6:57 am

    I’d like one of them shirts, too bad pricing will be a bitch for me, I’ll look into that eventually, is there also some way we can get european formats of the DVD’s? or are they already globally compatible?

  • OllieJ

    September 23, 2010 at 10:31 am

    Great, you guys ship to all countries except The Faroe Islands. ๐Ÿ™

  • Butch Bitch

    September 25, 2010 at 11:06 am

    You guys should have a “Happy Shut The Fuck Up” shirt….it’d be prefect for the holidays!

  • Nightmare19

    September 25, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    Like it was said in the AVGN vs Nostalgia Critic outtakes. A t-shirt that says “I like Boxes”

  • scottyhp

    October 1, 2010 at 12:27 am

    Dude. You need to start with AVGN shirts and stuff. That’s what everyone knows and wants.

    I would buy a shirt that had your picture on it and just said “Cowafucking piece of dog shit..” LOL.. or any other Nerd-isms.. How great would that be? Loving the videos, by the way. Both of you guys (James and Mike) do a great job.

  • patrick

    October 3, 2010 at 8:04 pm

    I think for the first time, I just had an impulse buying moment Online. O_O

    …But I think it was worth it.

  • Lufttygger306

    October 8, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    I have an idea! How about Monster Madness on DVD?

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