James / June 4th, 2010

Since I have a history of doing splattering blood effects in horror films of my own, I was asked by Cinevore Studios to orchestrate some effects for their Britney Spears parody “Piece of Meat” (2008). I ended up playing a Nerd cameo and becoming a victim myself!

You can see the full video at

Hopefully it helps a little bit to satisfy some of your blood thirst for a new AVGN episode. (June 9th.)


  • crewdogg15

    June 4, 2010 at 11:20 am

    YEA!!!!!!!!! NEW VIDEO!! First comment!!!!

  • Gabor

    June 4, 2010 at 11:21 am

    awesome! you did find something to upload:D!

  • crewdogg15

    June 4, 2010 at 11:22 am

    dman, that chick can eat my neck anytime

  • M3n747

    June 4, 2010 at 11:39 am

    Nice one! ๐Ÿ˜€

  • Drillman27

    June 4, 2010 at 11:42 am

    Hehe, must have been great fun and a worthwhile experience for you James!

  • Blue

    June 4, 2010 at 11:44 am

    Dat ass…

  • klantsmurfen

    June 4, 2010 at 11:49 am


    is it really worth dying for

  • ariciph

    June 4, 2010 at 11:55 am

    Omg, is that a bauhaus shirt, i love to see people who still listen to great music, Bauhaus Forever!

  • DarkLotusEvil

    June 4, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    That was soooo funny, it seems to be a trash B movie, but I would love to watch it, must be fun, at least.

  • Toxin_Snake

    June 4, 2010 at 12:20 pm

    How dare they to kill the nerd! :V

  • Zelda_Boy

    June 4, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    that was the AVGN costume, but were you really supposed to him or just some random nerd?

    I think that music video might have just made me a vegetarian, cause I don’t see how I could ever look at meat the same way again. especially sausage…..

  • June 4, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    Good question. The music video was a spoof of a particular Britney Spears song where she pulls the face off a Nerd to reveal a more “handsome” guy. So in this version, she tears the Nerd’s throat out. Since I was the most well recognized Nerd they knew, the AVGN outfit was appropriate. So basically, I am AVGN, I guess he’s immortal.

  • Squall85

    June 4, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    No THAT’s very sexy! You’ve got some sexy chick on you, James! I envy you! (a message for the staff: never use the papers of a scenery because spectators, especially fanguys can spot any difference in the change if more shots were made for the same scene).

  • June 4, 2010 at 1:29 pm

    woo I’ve seen it before…on IMDb Video

  • June 4, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    That video was great! I’m definitely going to be checking out more of the Cinevore stuff!

    Dude, the look on your face when she’s kissing your neck – solid gold.

  • J-Smash

    June 4, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    He wouldn’t have wanted it any other way.

  • Qzkata

    June 4, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    Dude nice Videos. can you make a Revue of boy of three eyes. I beg you, it sucks soo bad. :S

  • johnuk

    June 4, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    I seem to remember a certain boy complaining about girls not bursting into his room ๐Ÿ˜›

  • creecreehoneybee

    June 4, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    [ Insert envious comment here ]

  • June 4, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    Bauhaus? What is this, a Tony Scott movie?

  • Srceodizno

    June 4, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    Wow James that was truely awesome. Great screaming work there to. That must have been soo much fun. Bloopers are magneficent.

  • June 4, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    I wonder what the wifey would say if she saw this video. I wonder even more what the real Britney Spears would say if she saw this. That was hilarious. I am going to have to go see this on Cinevore’s site now. Thanks for sharing James.

  • Rob

    June 4, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    The outtakes were great, but the actual scene in the video made me laugh even harder. Usually itโ€™s the other way round. Great acting James! ๐Ÿ˜€
    Can’t wait to see the Nerd rise from the Dead! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • podok

    June 4, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    BLOOOOOOD!!!! lol

  • June 4, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    looks like really bad porn LOL awesome james

  • bluewinkle

    June 4, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    That was very fun to watch!! Good job, James!!

  • June 4, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    Great job, James! “Ah! Blood! Blood!” I have to admit, at some points in the beginning, it looked like you were enjoying that a bit too much. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • master2872

    June 4, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    Haha that was brilliant. Always open for about any video you put up and it looked like everyone there was enjoying your company. Kinda feel bad for that girl lol. Either way nice video enjoyed every second of it.

  • Taski

    June 4, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    Is this movie out already, and if so has anyone seen it?

  • CharlieBrownGhostAss

    June 4, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    GREAT EFX!!!!!!!

  • June 4, 2010 at 7:35 pm

    hahaha awesome, I’m off to watch the whole video now.

  • June 4, 2010 at 7:38 pm

    to fucking funny james

  • ranto1

    June 4, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    Great job on the effects James!.. is it just me, or in the full video did they actually put in a cow being born…

  • scorpionmancometh

    June 4, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    You wanna know what I was thinking?

    With the right marketing skills you could be the next Bruce Campbell…

    No joke.

  • June 4, 2010 at 10:20 pm

    Good lord! I feel bad for the actress. She looked like she as getting “blood” up her nose the whole time. LoL

  • June 4, 2010 at 11:16 pm

    She was pretty cute.

  • justcallmecloud

    June 4, 2010 at 11:52 pm

    If you are interested in seeing the entire video its at the Cinevore site. The direct link is bellow. The Nerdy cameo starts at 2:24.

  • June 5, 2010 at 1:46 am

    that was pretty funny, i should not be slap happy and be eating cereal at the same time, it could have been fatal, but nice video james keep em rollin’

  • DRACULA1990

    June 5, 2010 at 1:58 am

    lmao XDDD that looked like it was fun to make, and btw shes not even being savage with it lol

  • CharlieBrownGhostAss

    June 5, 2010 at 2:25 am

    I’m really excited about the new AVGN episode on wednesday!!!!!

  • CharlieBrownGhostAss

    June 5, 2010 at 2:35 am

    I just watched the music video just now. That was the most weiredest thing i’ve ever seen!!!!!!

  • June 5, 2010 at 3:54 am

    Excellent James

  • Stant666

    June 5, 2010 at 5:15 am

    I’d let that chick chew on my neck any day! ^^

    Nice video btw ^^

  • xdeathknightx

    June 5, 2010 at 6:18 am

    Man getting a cute girl in a skimpy dress chew on your neck, I need to get into acting lol ๐Ÿ˜€

  • Dmasterman

    June 5, 2010 at 7:31 am

    James practically got a hicky by a hot girl with blood being gushed all about him. This had to be a dream come true.

  • tary

    June 5, 2010 at 7:58 am

    Is so funny ๐Ÿ˜€

  • jtmcbath

    June 5, 2010 at 8:36 am

    Like a demented version of Double Dare.

  • Mr_Jiggles

    June 5, 2010 at 10:02 am

    Really funny ๐Ÿ˜€
    Good job, James ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Pizza

    June 5, 2010 at 10:13 am

    Funny! =)

  • Wesley26508

    June 5, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    Nice outtake! That Brittany is smokin hot in that costume! She’s got a body that won’t quit. WOW!!!

  • AlbertoGM

    June 5, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    I’m jealous you work with such beautiful girls ๐Ÿ˜›

  • Flarsson

    June 5, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    That was awsome:D Is this like a real movie or just some random clips?

  • locke

    June 5, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    okay james rolfe is a god

  • Egosphere

    June 5, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    Wow. In 3 months, there have only been 2 game reviews. What happened?

  • lewieroo0

    June 5, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    lol that looks like so much fun ^_^

  • Rico

    June 5, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    @Egosphere: He announced that he is going to do less AVGN flicks and more independent work…

  • Kwitset

    June 5, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    I just watched the music video, and I don’t know whether to laugh or be disgusted. But I guess that is the idea. ๐Ÿ˜€

  • cptsrg

    June 5, 2010 at 9:24 pm

    lol pause at 1:17 that looks just wrong

  • Dr.That1guy

    June 5, 2010 at 10:05 pm

    It’s nice to see a new video up james! I was beggining to think you just stopped for a while.

  • The Stonehill

    June 5, 2010 at 10:57 pm

    Looks think the word “Nerd” doesn’t have the negative affect it used to, you lucky luck lucky person. Loved your acting James!

  • sirmaxx

    June 5, 2010 at 11:44 pm

    damn! holy shit james. you lucky dog. i thought it was gonna turn out to be porno for a sec.

  • JetsterDajet

    June 6, 2010 at 1:39 am

    Honestly, James, how difficult was it to act with that hot chick all up ons? She looked like she liked every second of it, too…

  • Milun

    June 6, 2010 at 3:12 am

    Well, looks like I’m gonna watch this movie solely because your in it.

  • Masamune7vii

    June 6, 2010 at 4:33 am

    The Music Video (Piece of MEat) that this was made for is desturbing. but Milun is right, ill watch anything with AVGN in it “/

  • Kiarachu

    June 6, 2010 at 6:31 am

    I like this outtakes(even if I’m a woman)and the music video is hilarious and disgusting at the same time but I like it .I don’t care if you make lesser AVGN video…for me it’s better the quality besides the quantity.
    Good work as always!

  • Azdrerios Entertainment

    June 6, 2010 at 6:45 am

    Cute girls and the AVGN! What more can you ask for?

  • pwnttothemax

    June 6, 2010 at 8:34 am

    dude… that hot chick was basically necking him through that whole thing. awesome


    June 6, 2010 at 8:35 am

    Music videos are claiming more and more lives each day!

    That is one hot scene.

  • amberdarko86

    June 6, 2010 at 11:55 am

    Very jealous of the Brittany look alike.

  • June 6, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    the films fairly humorous. The cameo makes it though ๐Ÿ˜›

  • June 6, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    That was awesome, and that chicks hot.

  • Nacho

    June 6, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    Hahaha, James is awesome.

  • JayRam

    June 6, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    I’d let that girl go for my jugular anytime!
    James, you lucky dude.

  • Soulreaper

    June 6, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    Hahaha, that was freakin good James. :’D

  • NerdyAce400

    June 6, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    that was so hilarious. =D

  • Lodmot

    June 6, 2010 at 7:18 pm

    Love the expression on your face at 1:18. xDDDD
    You are pure genius James. :3

  • Pixel_Hunter

    June 6, 2010 at 9:04 pm

    Fantastic James.


  • mastershake64

    June 6, 2010 at 11:08 pm

    More independent work? Good for him I guess. If I recall, the reason James became popular in the first place, is because he of The Angry Video Game Nerd. This is bullshit. He’s just abandoning us now?

  • mastershake64

    June 6, 2010 at 11:09 pm

    because he is the Angry Video Game Nerd*

  • Amanda M.

    June 7, 2010 at 1:38 am

    mastershake64…wow, you really mustn’t know anything about him. AVGN was and is popular, true, but James’ main focus has, and always will be, filmmaking. If you’ve looked around the site more, you would notice this.

    And no, he’s not abandoning the AVGN fans, as he hasn’t said he’s quitting it completely…there will be more of them. Just at a slower pace than usual, as he doesn’t want them to get stale. Have some patience. Just because he’s not doing them as fast as you’d like him to…does not mean he is abandoning anyone. ๐Ÿ˜›

  • AlucardsQuest

    June 7, 2010 at 1:57 am

    What’s bullshit mastershake is that you expect James to bend over backwards to entertain you. James worked himself to exhaustion doing 2 AVGNs a month (as well as all of his other work that has to be done). He works twice as hard as any other reviewer out there, and doesn’t deserve the whiney criticisms that you’re always throwing at him. If it sounds like I’m a mindless fanboy who would defend James no matter what he did or didn’t do, that’s only because I respect him… maybe you might try it (or get yourself a different hobby).

  • KoosaLaGoopaGoop

    June 7, 2010 at 1:58 am

    mastershake64, I agree. Who the fuck does James think he is having fun with side projects that he enjoys. He’s only been working on AVGN for around 5+ years.

    Oh wait..

    Good stuff James, glad you’re having fun doing different projects. Looking forward to seeing more videos. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • June 7, 2010 at 4:27 am

    Woah! Just couldn’t concentrate on the blood. She’s gorgeous.

  • Jakobi

    June 7, 2010 at 4:37 am

    Shut the fuck up mastershake

  • danny

    June 7, 2010 at 4:48 am

    That poor girl… choking on James’ “blood”. It looks really good though.

  • June 7, 2010 at 10:20 am

    I wish i could have some blond babe on my neck for that long ๐Ÿ˜›

  • adenton7

    June 7, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    LOL that is awesome I would not be able to keep my composure with a chick that hot. It is great you are having fun doing independent projects. It has to be annoying to hear all the cock suckers that just want AVGN. I friggn love AVGN but i love all the stuff you do. I have watched all your videos you made, they are all great. I have been waiting on the new volume of AVGN do you have any clue to when that will be released.
    Your number 1 fan telling you to keep having fun with your movies

  • June 7, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    Haha, what a way to go XD I wouldn’t mind.

    James you lucky dog.

  • Snake3602

    June 7, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    That girls ass is just perfect. That’s a very hot costume she is wearing. wow. lol Sweet blood! Great work James, and wow just what a nice ass.

  • June 8, 2010 at 1:51 am

    So James… did you “give it a good enough squeeze so it kept on spraying” squirts all over that evil little Britney?…. I have no idea how you didn’t just grab her ass during all that… takes a lot of fortitude haha ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • hate2pay

    June 8, 2010 at 9:22 am

    that was funny!
    Maybe one day you could do a full length avgn movie?
    something i could take my parents to in the theater?
    ha ha ha

  • Kiarachu

    June 8, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    @ hate2pay…that will be freaking AWESOME!If he made a movie and they release it in theater I will go to watch it ^_^

  • pobO

    June 8, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    awesome James =) I envy you. You seem to have alot of fun and having a nice looking chick on your neck isnt half bad either right? =P

    Great work as always. You are made to entertain.

  • Armalyte

    June 8, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    that was fuckin spectacular!

  • June 9, 2010 at 3:40 am

    I wonder if Jame’s wife would get upset reading some coments on this wall like:

    “James you lucky dog.”

    “awesome James =) I envy you. You seem to have alot of fun and having a nice looking chick on your neck isnt half bad either right? =P”

    “I have no idea how you didnโ€™t just grab her ass during all thatโ€ฆ takes a lot of fortitude haha ;)”

    But who am I to know, right? haha. But naah, this is just a job, nothing else… business are business.

    Good work! BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD ๐Ÿ˜€

  • likalaruku

    June 9, 2010 at 3:51 am

    Love the variety of facial expressions.

    The blood could use a little green food coloring. Blood dries brown, but the Nerd is bleeding pink.

  • realsweetkid

    June 9, 2010 at 12:20 pm

    i appreciated the idea someone in the crew had after James had yelled “blood!..” several times to induce and to bring to its extreme and most absurd point that sort of a literal aspect of the words that James cries out -by suggesting him to cry instead something like: “it feels almost like if someone bit me in my neck!..” or “it feels like i`m dying!..” etc. -enjoyed it so much!..i even would like to see the whole video of the same slasher movie character based on this literal version concept so to say -like the way they make literal versions of the music videos -a whole bunch of them can be found on youtube (like a-ha`s “take on me” and so on)..
    by the way, James, why don`t you post your videos on youtube or at some other site where they could be downloaded and played so much faster?! -because every time i try to watch your actual recent videos that are probably being the most watched at the moment here or at the screw attack -it`s a nightmare every single time -i swear!..i meen, yeah, i do seem to understand that you are trying to manage somehow your video distribution policy and to put your videos only where they are somewaht safer from the copyright proof point of view and stuff..but at least such little complements to your work like this onr that you post here time to time -at least that type of video, how do you think, James? -don`t they belong on youtube?..
    sorry for bad English.

  • Bamahut

    June 9, 2010 at 12:46 pm

    So much blood you guys almost chocked Britney with it!

    This made me laugh so hard, good work James on those bloopers!

  • suolperos

    June 9, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    Your expression at about 1:39 is priceless! The big happy inner child shows itself! ๐Ÿ˜€ Looks like everyone had a blast making that.

  • william0wilson

    June 9, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    “That girls ass is just perfect. Thatโ€™s a very hot costume she is wearing. wow. lol Sweet blood! Great work James, and wow just what a nice ass.”

    “So Jamesโ€ฆ did you โ€œgive it a good enough squeeze so it kept on sprayingโ€ squirts all over that evil little Britney?โ€ฆ. I have no idea how you didnโ€™t just grab her ass during all thatโ€ฆ takes a lot of fortitude haha ;)”

    too much youporn guys, too much youporn

  • Strazdas

    June 9, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    all the rage about his AVGN episodes is just silly. Sure AVGN made him popular, but it wasnt the best thing he done. its said he has abandoned independant films way, but its all up to him to decide. hopefully this free time will give him time to return to work such as legen of the hole.

  • MadLobster

    June 9, 2010 at 9:39 pm


    Hot chick, ass showing, making “suspecious” head movements, coughing and saying “sorry I choked”!

    Oh yea, hahahha

  • marigold23

    June 12, 2010 at 9:47 pm

    @Strazdas: I’m with you on the Blue Hole. Don’t dismiss the people who like the AVGN though. The insistence that James spend his life doing nothing but AVGN that some people’s comments imply IS truly stupid, but that doesn’t mean AVGN doesn’t have any value besides having made CINEMASSACRE popular.

  • Strazdas

    June 13, 2010 at 6:50 am

    I never said it had no value, but i dont find avgn as his best work as many comments here imply.

  • Insane2100

    June 13, 2010 at 7:25 pm

    Please stop uploading to Blip. I have problems playing them with my PC.

    I don’t know what the problem is. Could someone possibly help me?

  • mastershake64

    June 19, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    I do realize that James is a film maker, and he can do whatever HE’s interested in. I am grateful of all the things he’s done: AVGN obviously, Bullshit bits, definitely monster movie months, movie reviews, board James etc… My last comment may have come of as harsh and impatient, but I just really love Jame’s AVGN works, and I’m frustrated like any other AVGN fan would be. I just hope that he continues AVGN.

  • marigold23

    June 21, 2010 at 7:43 pm

    @ Strazdas: I misunderstood you. My apologies. If you’re dealing in absolutes, no, AVGN is probably not his best work. I prefer not to deal in absolutes, however. It makes it easier to enjoy EVERYTHING James creates. Enjoying yourself should take precedence, I think. It seems to work well for James, and consequently for us, right? ๐Ÿ™‚

    @mastershake64: Mike had a rant in the AVGN thread when people started bemoaning the fact that AVGN had to be on the way out, since the guys would be making fewer of them. According to him, the Nerd is NOT being phased out. Which is awesome. We still get the Nerd, AND we get more of the site’s other good stuff too!

  • mastershake64

    June 23, 2010 at 1:40 am

    Well aren’t you just the most optimistic, nicest douchebag on the Cinemassacre’s site! AND more good stuff. OH BOY EVERYONE!!! XD hahaha omfg, I know you’re trying to be nice and non-argumentative, but you’re laying it on a little thick, man.

  • mastershake64

    June 23, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    Haha Sorry marigold23, I was a little F’d up when I wrote that shit. haha Yeah that’s great that he’s making more videos, man.

  • futuramafinland

    June 23, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    BLOOD! BLOOD!! ๐Ÿ˜€

  • June 23, 2010 at 8:04 pm

    sorry james, but “He’s gonna keep squeezing it so it’s gonna keep onspraying” in that circumstance looked pretty dodgy xD

  • marigold23

    July 1, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    i get insufferable sometimes. give me a cyber-slap if i get too obnoxious. and poor brittney! *choking*

    i hope you kept that pinkish, stained nerd shirt, james. you should wear it in a video, just to make everyone who hasn’t seen “piece of meat” wonder what the hell is going on.

  • July 2, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    I spotted a Bauhaus t shirt !

  • atomichead777

    July 3, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    I wanna see this movie you’re making! When will you be finished, and what would be the title???

  • Chillymuffin

    August 16, 2010 at 12:44 am

    Oh crap. Did the fake blood get in her eyes and nose? That would be awful.

  • September 1, 2010 at 12:55 pm

    Is this for Plan 9 of other space?

  • venom 51007

    September 7, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    James who’s the hot babe.

  • September 27, 2010 at 3:08 pm

  • phoenix252005

    October 11, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    Damn thats a lotta blood! lol Long live the Nerd!!

  • Eden

    October 18, 2010 at 6:16 pm


    Hot chick, ass showing, making โ€œsuspeciousโ€ head movements, coughing and saying โ€œsorry I chokedโ€!

    Oh yea, hahahha”

    I second that.

    Also, awesome effect.

  • Stage

    October 21, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    Okay, I absolutely cannot take this seriously.
    This…is beautiful. XD

  • December 1, 2010 at 9:43 pm

    Best hicky ever lol. XD Great job James!


    April 26, 2011 at 3:58 am

    haha they couldnt use the audio of ur screams cause everyone was cracking up so much ! LOL

  • Coog316

    May 27, 2011 at 8:34 am

    awesome funny shit !!

  • Born in the wrong time.

    June 2, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    good job.

  • MikeyNewJin

    July 10, 2011 at 2:00 am

    James did a good job but the parody was crap.

  • Ben36029X

    April 13, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    DAMMMMMMMMMMM BAD ASS JAMES 12 out of 10 man

  • MarioWii

    June 4, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    Every new take, James’ shirt keeps getting pinker. I guess they didn’t think to bring a change of clothes.

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