AVGN: Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties

Mike Matei / July 21st, 2009

Watch this video on Youtube


  • bacondude1985

    April 8, 2010 at 12:50 am

    Love the new site James. Also, this game is the biggest pile of shit ever! hahahaha what an awesome find!

  • mchaza

    April 8, 2010 at 4:16 am

    worst game ever made, and really how can they move from this to a war game. thats a big leap and the war game was half decent. also the new site good but lacks one thing the picture infront of the video

  • jason24589

    April 8, 2010 at 4:42 am

    I love a new Cinemassacre, James!

  • jason24589

    April 8, 2010 at 4:43 am

    This game is bad-ass because Thresher said “TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!” and being soft-core porn!

  • bloodlockscc

    April 10, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    Jeez! Coulda woulda shoulda been better had this been on DVD-ROM. This doesn’t even qualify as Porn let alone a shitty game!

  • fr0z3n2

    April 10, 2010 at 6:58 pm

    now this was fucking bad

  • moofire

    April 14, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    This is one of my favourite Nerd videos of all time, has me lying on the floor every time:D The game is just so bad its almost as a joke

  • Clone436

    April 26, 2010 at 10:27 pm

    So fuking funny man how do you put yourself through shit like this i feel sorry for you but then i remember your a savior to us all reminding us that if we play this game we are fuking idiots

  • toshinori581

    April 28, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    James, i made an account on this site JUST to comment on this game.

    i dont believe it, i honestly think you made it for a laugh. It goes to far down the road of shit, your right it isnt a game, its a series of pictures, what a waste of time, i want to personally congratulate you on sticking with it and letting its torture be known to the world.

    • Sammy Schitz

      May 8, 2014 at 3:25 pm

      To be fair, when you see “17” in huge font, you assume that’s the minimum age, not to mention the modern M rating is 17+

  • RetroRepair

    May 5, 2010 at 10:30 pm

    Haha I remember seeing this on the GamesMaster Gore Special back in the day.

  • denyeverything

    May 7, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    Great episode… but really?

    “18 or older can see”
    “17 or younger need guidance.”

    While it’s strange that say it differently, it is perfectly consistent…. probably the only thing you can say that is “perfect” about the game. Except maybe shit-load-of-fuck.

  • May 9, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    ¿ʇı ʇǝƃ

  • Landon

    May 12, 2010 at 11:36 pm

    Ha ha “You can put in a code to remove the censors, but that’s only if you wanna see John’s hairy ass that bad.” Hilarious.

  • Zerro

    May 21, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    OMG i don’t think anything can get worst than this shit. Im not even going to refer to it as a game because it doesn’t even deserve the decency of that.

  • frstefan

    May 24, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    i really like janes tits 😛

  • iamspider

    May 25, 2010 at 12:16 am

    Perfect ending.

  • TurtleTitan

    May 31, 2010 at 11:33 pm

    So glad you reviewed this crappy ass game! I own an original Panasonic 3D0 and was always curious about this game. Before I saw any footage of the game, I didn’t know what to expect. Wow is it shitty!

  • TigerFern

    June 3, 2010 at 3:24 pm



  • supermark64

    June 10, 2010 at 7:59 am

    this game if FUCKN’ HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!1

  • Wesley26508

    June 16, 2010 at 11:06 am

    I’ve played this game. Its even worse than James discribes. There’s a choice where you can make John walk away with thresher like a couple like a couple homos. I think James left it out to avoid any controversy. But its sick! This game is a piece of shit.

  • Squall85

    June 20, 2010 at 9:27 am

    Space Ace! That’s a pile of shit! Review it! 🙂

  • Squall85

    June 20, 2010 at 9:53 am

    Maybe they’re stating with the title that in reality plumbers don’t really wear ties. Just not to confuse you. But if that would be a case, they’ve could just call the game “The world is not in negative” or “There are no panda heads to gokart drivers”. At least the chick has great tits!

  • The Shamster

    June 22, 2010 at 5:25 am

    Did you know that one of the game over scenes is where John turns gay? To do so, select “John ‘distracts’ thresher'”

    Take a look!


  • crono04

    June 22, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    How the hell does the woman in this game think its worth five million dollars to fuck her for one night? Maybe if it was forever, John was desperate and a couple of her fine-ass friends and cousins got thrown in for good measure, that could be a starting bid, but just her for one night? Arrogant bitch.

  • volt28

    June 30, 2010 at 2:27 am

    omg……………..take a shit on a piece of toast while on the roof wearing a fish mask singing “i’m too sexy” . I laughed so hard. Where the fuck do you come up with this shit??
    This game looks sooooooo bad. I wouldn’t play it for a million dollars……………….well maybe 5 million. Wait now i’m sounding like the bitch from the game.

  • dsmit161

    July 8, 2010 at 1:23 am

    this game looks sooo fucking boring that this review bored me….i was smoking a joint when i started watching this, and i had to roll another one up half way threw and smoke it cuz i was so fucking bored. i think this is probally the shittiest game of all time. Not trying to diss you by saying your review bored me, but this game just looks too fucking boring, so boring i had to register to leave this comment

  • d4nny

    July 9, 2010 at 9:21 am

    This is by far my favorite review, it’s one of those things that made me laugh so hard I was in physical pain. I enjoyed it so much to leave a comment so that you know your work is appreciated =) I’m an avid fan of your movie reviews and your AVGN persona. Keep up the good work, even though I’m sure you dont read these comments.

  • Commenter

    July 15, 2010 at 2:03 am


  • EmTheSmasher

    July 17, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    ….But I don’t wanna’ take my clothes off… Great review!

  • ProcessOfBelief

    July 18, 2010 at 11:43 am

    Thresher? That’s like a villain from Teenage mutant ninja turtles. Who names their child Thresher?

  • volt28

    July 25, 2010 at 2:25 am

    Oh my. THis is one of the funniest reviews because this is one of the worst games. No…………….it is the worrest game in history. II researchred this hame a little after your review and nobody likes this piece of monkey shit.
    You should have shown the gay choice just for a laugh. But I can’t fault you fo limiting your time with this game.

  • kliker

    July 31, 2010 at 7:43 am

    You can play the whole ‘game’ on Youtube:


  • Ferrobbra

    August 8, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    what is there to say? i would sooner have un protected sex with a midget prostitute who has aids and missing both arms and a leg. with an eye patch, lice, and mouth herpes. like what the fucking fuck? was the rainbow LJN label on the box. i would rather pretend my own shit is playdough. i would rather try to stick a hotwheels car up my dick hole. sideways. why was this ever aloud to see the light of day. who the fuck made it. they should have their hands cut off. and mouths sewn shut.

    nice tits though

  • pittfan59

    August 17, 2010 at 9:11 pm

    rofl the panda is hilarios fckn chiken mask hahahahahahahaha easily the best avgn in my opinion

  • DarkSlayer

    August 20, 2010 at 8:41 am

    Wow, and I thought Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde was bad. This is just plain shit. Nice review, James.

  • BOBtheBarbarian

    August 22, 2010 at 8:33 pm

    almost half as bad as Dr Jeckyl
    what is there dogs clapping?
    lmao funny as ever
    long live avgn

  • MorbidOverlord

    September 12, 2010 at 11:54 am

    One of my favorite AVGN reviews, hands-down.

    But I can’t believe you didn’t mention the alternate ending with John and Thresher!

    “Don’t you just love the feeling of power between your legs?”


  • razorjake

    September 16, 2010 at 11:01 am

    One question that comes to mind about this particular game…. WTF?!

  • September 20, 2010 at 12:34 am

    This “game” it’s so wrong in many ways . . . .

  • wwwwwoooooaaaaahhhhh

    October 9, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    i have to admit, this is waaaaaaaaay worse than Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

  • IamSecret

    October 25, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is a masterpiece compared to this sh**!

  • SpeedyEric

    October 27, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    Dear lord of all that is holy, I can’t believe someone made a video “game” of this magnitude. It’s as much of a mixed bag as “Link: The Faces of Evil,” but worse. If this was made into a feature film, it would be the winner of 11 Razzie Awards including Worst Picture.

    Gex looks like the Geico gecko. I wonder if this was a job he took before he help with car insurrance.

    Spoony of the Spoony Experiment is a big fan of the Wing Commander games, and he also voves the 3rd game.

    If someone desided to make a drinking game out of this game, they’ll be dead before they finish it.

    Love the ending, especially the “I’m Too Sexy” line.

  • HMinnow

    November 10, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    So, this is the console where Gex originated. Interesting.

    And that game is absolutely horrible. Who would think of making that? What kind of sick person? I guess someone who would pick all the, as the narrator says, “disgusting” choices.

  • linkfan3

    November 29, 2010 at 8:44 pm

    the game lied its not a game there is barely any interaction and like hell it play like a movie its still images why call it a movie when they dont fucking move thats horseshit, fuck the game, fuck it to hell, fuck it to damn nation of mankind

  • FreakinLimetree

    December 4, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    one of your best vids

  • I Love Cookiemonster

    December 5, 2010 at 10:23 am

    Is that a Dutch Donkey Kong Country poster behind James?

  • adamL

    December 10, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    Holy crap, that really was just a powerpoint presentation… I doubt James will ever find a game worse than this.

  • ElvraiFafoin

    December 11, 2010 at 8:40 pm

    A upside down chicken mask! Get it? XD

  • Kristine

    December 17, 2010 at 12:49 am

    In the beginning of the game when shes talking to her dad, my grandpa has one of those little butlers with the drink on it lol (i think he got it at the spat meet or something) i watched this game on youtube and its so long

  • adamL

    January 3, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    I learned to make better games than this in college and I still failed

  • dynaboyj

    January 9, 2011 at 2:56 am

    This is definitely the funniest review ever, but possibly the worst video game in the universe.

  • metal0737

    January 10, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    The worst game ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Psychara

    January 12, 2011 at 9:22 pm

    @metal0737 no, dr. jekyll and mr. hyde.

  • wanderingINU

    January 24, 2011 at 9:46 am


  • kisstallica9994

    February 9, 2011 at 12:41 am

    jajaja that was hilarious!!!!!

  • mashitandsmashit

    February 16, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    Overall this is probably the shittiest game ever (but Jekyll and Hyde is still the worst gameplay-wise). I can’t help but wonder if they made this game bad on purpose. Maybe they were aiming for so-bad-it’s-good, or maybe they were flat-out trying to scam customers with a genuinely bad game. I mean, really, did they honestly think the elements in this game would work? In the outtake part, maybe the laughter and desire to leave it in there is to help emphasize the shit even more! Maybe they weren’t intending that you could return a bad game…

  • TomM

    February 16, 2011 at 7:21 pm

    One of James’ best reviews I have to say vie probably watched this one the most out of all of his videos. Can’t get enough of The Nerd!!

  • Mad Hatter

    February 19, 2011 at 7:41 pm

    My favorite XD

  • the german fan

    February 26, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    This is worse than Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde

  • Riknight36

    February 27, 2011 at 6:50 pm

    This and his “Moonwalker” review are definitely my fave AVGN episodes. By far.

  • bigmanstian

    March 2, 2011 at 5:48 pm

    i fucking went to sleep under the scene. lol

  • LeyLey

    March 5, 2011 at 3:37 am

    I think I’ve watched this review more times over than I have all the others…
    And I’m gonna watch it again!

  • March 9, 2011 at 10:12 pm

    The Hollywood ending explains why the game is called “Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties”, sort of… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olGC0rmGndg

  • rb

    March 27, 2011 at 6:15 pm

    This is one of the best reviews Iv seen, I can never stop laughing…its a guy upside down in a chicken mask!!! Lmfao, james you are a legend 🙂

  • March 29, 2011 at 12:19 am

    ….You poor poor bastard

  • preying4war

    May 5, 2011 at 11:01 pm

    Easily, my favorite AVGN review. Very funny.
    Ironically, when I first started watching these videos, I would see this one, & skip it because I thought it was some sort of Super Mario Bros. retrospective.
    I dare to call it the worst video game ever. A stupid idea & lame presentation coupled with “as much interactivity as pressing the buttons on a DVD remote”. The sole redeeming factor is “Jane”, she’s gorgeous!

    DID YOU NOTICE?…At one point in the review, James says “So there’s our story. John & KATE are pressured by both of their parents…” I guess no one was immune fromall the Gosselin family bullshit going on at the time.

  • punksterdaddy

    May 15, 2011 at 8:06 pm

    Oh My Fucking God, that has to be the most pathetic pile o shite of a game? I had a dvd game that did this sort of bollocks too and it wasn’t even a quarter as bad as this fucked up mess!

    What a bloody joke of a game, i am surprised AVGN didn’t go fucking green with rage at this unbelievably stale congealed monkey vomet?

  • June 17, 2011 at 3:43 am

    A fuck’n chicken mask hahahahahaha XD ho shit!!! LMFAO!!

  • Hand Hanzo

    July 3, 2011 at 8:11 pm

    Holy shit…James actually has the Japanese Ryuuko no Ken 2 (Art of Fighting 2) NeoGeo home cartridge.

    You know you’re top collector when you have something like that.

  • shadowblood95

    July 31, 2011 at 3:18 pm

    he grabs a pen and starts to chase her …… come on ,realy …….i mean there is a perfectly good pair of scissors right there

  • linkfan3

    August 2, 2011 at 12:57 pm

    this is really fucked up, how can any of the actors in the game think the game is good and funny, its a piece of shit

  • SilverDragon

    August 2, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    To be honest, I had to watch this video twice, just to make sure it’s real.
    Not only is the game utterly senseless, but it’s shit! Seriously, me and a friend could have remade this back back in High school. Using goddamn Microsoft Powerpoint! Selling shit like this should be illegal. It doesn’t even look finished. What were they thinking? No wait, no sane human being can think of something like this. What were they smoking?! Some really major shit it seems.

  • mxc82

    August 11, 2011 at 1:06 am

    Why an asian voice in the choices? I’m not being racist plus I’m asian also. But come on, is that even considered a game? I couldn’t stop laughing at the horribleness of this game. Maybe I should get that game and have james sign it.

  • August 15, 2011 at 6:00 am

    What the holy buttfuck is that game for real?

  • 3MiceTurds

    August 27, 2011 at 4:25 am

    Why would so many grown men and women get together and spend their time and money making such a fucking……..oh my god……I just don’t know what to say. I’m fucking speechless.

  • August 29, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    OMG. Who made this game?maybe fred fucks

  • phoenix252005

    September 7, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    Wow…its not even a fucking game! Its a movie with still pictures,and a really bad movie!!!! This game can kiss my shiny metal ass!!

  • FreakyChakra

    September 13, 2011 at 1:45 am


  • MarkOppenheimer

    September 14, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    The actress that plays Jane in this game is some sort of porn wrestler. Check out her site. http://mwhollywood.blogspot.com/2009/10/rank-19-hollywood-jeanne-basone.html

  • Ekul89

    September 22, 2011 at 9:55 pm

    Worst game ever

  • October 16, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    This game blows so badly its funny

  • InvaderXyl42

    October 23, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    god, i agree with James….what kinda fucked up game is this?!?!

  • Universal

    November 1, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    You know what people… This was made by Kirin Entertainment. And what is it? IT SURE AS HELL IS NOT A VIDEO GAME COMPANY (or game company as LJN).

    It. Is. A. Fucking. Event arrangement firm. It prepares weddings, birthday parties, Halloween parties…


    • StAlphonso

      December 8, 2011 at 4:54 am

      well i sure as fuck know what company to AVOID whenever i need an event arranged!

  • RedSpace

    November 27, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    This is probaly the worst visualnovel I have ever seen
    Even Bible Black is better and that would scar someone for life

  • JoeyZavala

    November 29, 2011 at 7:08 pm

    Its pretty sad that you can actually play they game on youtube

  • Shteev

    December 1, 2011 at 11:51 am

    The opening of this video made me feel bad for owning a 3DO…

  • SweDuck

    December 13, 2011 at 9:19 am

    I rather enjoyed it. Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time.

  • December 13, 2011 at 6:57 pm

    This was the most funniest review I have ever seen for a video game.

    Keep it up James!

  • Derailment

    December 15, 2011 at 10:28 pm


  • Agent47

    December 22, 2011 at 4:23 pm

    Wait… He mentions at the begining that the lady’s name is kate. Later one of the options is “Turn Poor Jane Away!”

    Just nit picking, guess you could call me douchie mc nitpick, if you get the NC reference : )

    • Piet

      February 10, 2012 at 9:23 am

      @Agent47 its like: what do you expect…its a game where a freakin panda head floats around XD

  • muzackattack

    December 23, 2011 at 12:57 am

    people can be crazy

  • fiercedietyfan

    December 25, 2011 at 6:49 pm

    definatly my favourite episode

  • sergio37

    January 17, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    i WANT this game… BADLLY!

  • sergio37

    January 17, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    i WANT this game… BADLY!

    • ashxu

      January 27, 2012 at 3:49 am


      you can play it on youtube

      i’m serious

      • sergio37

        January 27, 2012 at 8:17 am

        @ashxu Thank you!

  • JaysonGeronca

    January 25, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    There should be a plumber serial killer horror movie.

    Hey guys, check out “X-Men-A-Thon Part 1: X-Men Movie Review”

    @ G-Jays Productions!

    More movie reviews and DVD’s @ http://g-jays.blogspot.com/2012/01/x-men-thon-part-1.html

  • LOLFest0

    January 29, 2012 at 1:28 am


  • GeofBOMB

    February 7, 2012 at 6:25 am

    there is a 10 hour loop of “TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!” and its awesome.

  • kingofthecloset

    February 7, 2012 at 10:29 pm

    It’s like “The Room” of videogames

  • legend killer

    February 10, 2012 at 7:08 am


  • Piet

    February 10, 2012 at 9:24 am

    So…where is the nun? huh?

  • JaysonGeronca

    February 11, 2012 at 3:00 pm

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    Xbox Live Gold Membership (12 months), Wii, Xbox, PS3, PC, Kinect, and games for all consoles now available at G-Jays.

    “Top 10 Video Games of All Time” also available, Visit us at http://g-jays.blogspot.com/2012/02/g-jays-gameone.html

  • February 12, 2012 at 1:52 am

    u r all niggers

    • TommyO'Neil

      February 17, 2012 at 1:03 pm


      Well that was random. o.e

    • Starcraft39

      March 21, 2012 at 3:18 pm

       @niggerman I heard people who leave negative comments are called ‘goblins’.

  • lancep2011

    February 13, 2012 at 12:41 pm

    These kind of games pisses me off; see the amaytions on the NES, SNES, Gensis, Master system, and torbo 16 games were also full motion video. So I see no resone at all the game can’t be full motion video.

    The same was turn with The Last Star Fighter and Dargon’s Lair on NES and SNES. Since the NES cound do the movies game ti sound have been an copy of the game form the movie. The Dargon’s Lair game on the SNES sound have been an 100% copy of the acrade game like TMNT 2 on NES sound have been. Of cousre the NES version of the Dargon’s Lair game cound be an 100% of the acrade game as will.

    • ChristopherAllenWallace

      February 23, 2012 at 3:58 am

      @lancep2011 dude please spell check before posting, what you wrote barley makes any sense. if you don’t wright in English very well i understand your problem but god damn, i failed Spanish like four times and you don’t see me commenting on a Spanish only site.

    • ChristopherAllenWallace

      February 24, 2012 at 4:22 pm

       @lancep2011 dude please spell check before posting, what you wrote barley makes any sense. if you don’t write in English very well i understand your problem but god damn, i failed Spanish like four times and you don’t see me commenting on a Spanish only site.

      • StrikeChain

        February 25, 2012 at 11:06 am

         @ChristopherAllenWallace The same thing could be said about you, too, dude. You have the word “barley” in the middle of a sentence with no reason as to why it’s there. Barley is a type of cereal grain. Plus, your grammar is far worse than lancep2011’s. At least he capitalizes words that should be capitalized. The point being, shut up about other people’s English skills unless you have some of your own.

      • ChristopherAllenWallace

        March 5, 2012 at 2:49 am

         @StrikeChain U r wright sorry bought non- saying things write

      • ChristopherAllenWallace

        March 5, 2012 at 2:49 am

         @StrikeChain U r wright sorry bought non- saying things write

    • kingofthecloset

      March 23, 2012 at 10:19 pm

      @lancep2011 The good people at Newgrounds should give a dot dot dot-esque re-enactment

  • Macmeister

    February 25, 2012 at 1:00 pm


    • March 12, 2012 at 8:32 pm


      • Starcraft39

        March 21, 2012 at 3:17 pm

         @lessten YOU’RE DISGUSTING!

  • RyanSanders

    March 4, 2012 at 8:36 am

    The guy I work with gave me two of them and this exact game. He said the cost him around 500 each when he got them back in the day.  It is cool system but I only play Wolfenstein on it.

  • mumajugs1

    March 6, 2012 at 11:47 pm

    The 3DO was actually a kick ass console. Just couldnt compete with the already set up empire that Sega and Nintendo had at the time.

  • March 12, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    ʞsɐɯ uǝʞɔıɥɔ u,ɟ ‘uʍop ǝpısdn

  • allehallgren

    March 15, 2012 at 12:41 pm

    shit, could not even watch the full episode. what an awful fucking crap game. how did you even manage to play through it? id rather try to land the plane in top gun1000 times before playing this..

  • Starcraft39

    March 21, 2012 at 3:24 pm

    6:45 The mom is talking to herself lol

  • jakethesnake99

    March 25, 2012 at 9:56 am

    wheres the nun?

  • March 27, 2012 at 2:00 am

    I think Tommy Wiseau had a hand in this…

  • March 28, 2012 at 9:58 am

    At 19:32 you can read “Plumber on a bike” lol

  • Th3Blastmaster

    May 19, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    This is the funniest AVGN episode ever!!!

  • adamL

    June 12, 2012 at 8:58 am

    how can this even be possible

  • Azdrerios Entertainment

    July 5, 2012 at 11:54 am

    This is by far my absolute favorite AVGN episode. The “game” is extra shitty (yeah, like a cheeseburger with extra cheese), James’ expressions and reactions are beyond priceless, the video length is just right… and there’s even some 3DO education mixed in there, as well!

  • Boomguy9000

    July 16, 2012 at 10:56 pm


  • inganni

    July 29, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    The only reason that this game was ever made ​​has to be obvious…
    It was made just to make people laugh at it eighteen years later.
    Of course it’s ten times funnier when reviewed by the AVGN but still.. It’s like a very bad adult softcore game that has turned into one hillarious comedy over the years. I haven’t laughted so hard in a long time! Thank you Kirin Entertainment for making this game and thank you James for making it even funnier. I’m really glad they made this game!

  • SpiderHogAVGNfan

    August 22, 2012 at 11:32 pm

    You forgot to mention the non-existing nun!!

  • MonkeeJuice

    August 31, 2012 at 4:40 pm


  • mingkey

    August 31, 2012 at 6:53 pm

    at the end of your review on Independence Day.you use the same ugly color change thing just like on Plumbers don’t wear ties.-_- xD!

  • Jarnor23

    November 20, 2012 at 2:22 am

    The nun thing is in the “completely different” ending. I’d say this game sucks monkey balls, but the monkeys won’t have any of that, they have standards.

  • MonkeeJuice

    November 24, 2012 at 8:30 pm

    This game comes off as so bad it’s good, because I often find myself laughing at the badness of the game.

  • avgnfan

    December 18, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    What in the holy name of Fuck was that shit!

  • January 8, 2013 at 4:23 am

    nice awesome new site man

  • Sonic500

    January 10, 2013 at 7:30 pm

    I remember reading a game informer mag back in the day that had an article about adult-themed games. I believe the magazines cover slogan was sex drugs and video games, or something to the affect of that.
    In it, it mentioned such games as (believe it or not) custer’s revenge for the atari 2600, the sunflower in conker’s bad fur day with big, um, you probably already know (and for those that don’t, google it or go play the game).

    This was another game mentioned in the article (besides from bmx xxx and other games of the time and from previous years). I remember thinking to myself, why is it called that (plumbers don’t wear ties).

    And holy shit. What a piece of crap it definitely was!

  • Sonic500

    January 10, 2013 at 11:54 pm

    Oh I remember now, sex LIES and video games. And it also had articles on dead or alive: xtreme beach volleyball and one of the leisure suit larry games.

  • speedupspeeddown

    January 13, 2013 at 4:58 pm

    Fuck me that was bad, but funny. Nice choice for a video.

  • Preciousrock Preciousrock

    January 21, 2013 at 11:00 am

    I keept on saying WHAT WHO WHY,,,this game sucks ass.lol

  • buffetboy

    January 24, 2013 at 7:34 am

    WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP GAME IS THIS???!!! Gets me everytime. 😀

  • buffetboy

    January 24, 2013 at 7:45 am

    Just recently realized in the credits that Thresher is Paul Bokor. Judging from his last name he must be Hungarian. 😀

  • Dirty Dick Furberger

    January 28, 2013 at 5:15 am

    I wish I was as cool as Thresher, I’ll bet he gets all the pussy!

  • January 29, 2013 at 6:25 pm

    This is THE WORST game ever. At least in E.T. had game play.

  • Decimator Omega

    February 23, 2013 at 2:22 am

    My favorite review from AVGN.

  • the-pieman

    February 26, 2013 at 6:52 pm

    I… I can’t stand it.I got to 16:34 and… No more, this game is so stupid I can’t believe you degraded yourself enough to review it.

  • Jack McFist

    March 1, 2013 at 2:08 am

    This is so painful to watch, I can’t imagine how James is feeling.

  • April 7, 2013 at 3:35 am

    this has to be the most shittiest joke of a game i have seen

  • April 13, 2013 at 6:49 pm

    Hey James, fellow video game fanatic here. I stumbled across your power glove video long after you were popular. Hilarious video and very true! It is absolutely horrible, but it’s still cool just to have it. This video however is your absolute top form, I have to say. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. It’s probably the worst game of all time, but it makes for a great AVGN episode. Keep up the good work!

  • June 20, 2013 at 5:24 pm

    Worst game ever uh?
    This makes E.T, TriggerMan, Bubsy 3D, & Drake of the 99 Dragons look good.

  • Night-X

    June 21, 2013 at 2:03 pm

    I had to watch it. I alway these fuckup weird date games.

  • MadHitz

    June 24, 2013 at 5:55 pm

    This is still my favorite AVGN episode ever.

  • June 25, 2013 at 7:44 pm

    Best episode of AVGN by far. Classic episode with focus on the game itself

  • Slyjay

    June 30, 2013 at 4:20 am

    I agree. Wasn’t really a game.

  • August 5, 2013 at 7:34 pm

    One of my favorite AVGN episodes!

  • sonamyforever

    August 11, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    how did this get released? lol at the outtake when the hooker is discussing prices :p the ppl who made this game were really having a laugh ‘get on the stick for your poor old grandpa’ 😀

  • Jade Lowe

    November 5, 2013 at 10:43 am

    Not gonna lie…this game kind of creeps my shit out…

  • Ace

    November 16, 2013 at 7:41 am

    Had to revisit this one after watching the recent top 20 WTF clip vid. This is a turd that truly gets more rancid with each viewing!

  • December 18, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    Beyond Two Souls is one of the few games to successfully play like a game, and feel like a movie with actors like: Willem Dafoe, Ellen Page, and many more great and famous actors. Beautiful game that was perfectly executed in it’s style, gameplay and rendition of the spiritual world. Even to those who don’t like it, it’s good…and a masterpiece compared to this garbage.

  • December 31, 2013 at 6:17 am

    What is that taxi game @ 1:11!??! I remember playing that on PC and it was sweet but I can’t for the life of me remember what it was called…

  • January 14, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    I’d bet these people were on a decent amount of narcotics when they produced this… They seem to be associated w/ porn etc.

  • eyal rephaeli

    March 10, 2014 at 2:58 pm

    can you ask richard to modd your goldstar 3do with an hdmi adapter by removing the rf port and switch?

  • Justin Middleton

    March 14, 2014 at 6:19 pm

    I do own a 3do, it’s the fz-1 Panasonic model. We got it fon eBay, I have a couple of games

  • Justin Middleton

    March 19, 2014 at 8:18 pm

    This game is a pile of crap, no denying that fact James. How they managed to market this crapfest of a game is beyond me. I had no idea that this piece of vomit existed, until I saw this video. ” Full motion video” huh? Like anyone was going to be suckered by that lie.

  • rob wilson

    April 6, 2014 at 4:01 pm

    What the hell? This is the fuckest baloney shit I’ve ever seen!

  • Weldin Dunn

    June 22, 2014 at 12:04 pm

    I looked Jane up, and apparently, she’s a professional wrestler. Frickin’ weird.

    • fcabanski

      October 21, 2014 at 4:37 am

      Do wrestlers wear ties?

    • Don Skiver

      March 22, 2015 at 8:55 pm

      She doesn’t just do wrestling, she does nude wrestling too.

  • fcabanski

    October 21, 2014 at 4:37 am

    The title comes from the ending. When John tells Jane he’s a plumber she replies “Plumbers don’t wear ties.” In the something different ending Jane becomes a nun, so John has to go to dinner at him mom’s and get married to his girlfriend.

  • gamelover200

    April 7, 2015 at 6:42 pm

    Nerd! Review animal soccer world on the ps2! It’s one the games that has the worst cutsenes ever!

  • gamelover200

    June 13, 2015 at 10:38 am

    You should review Phoenix Games!! You can find one on Amazon.

  • Julian Mendez

    November 7, 2015 at 1:04 pm

    Play Spyro 2 on Playstation

  • March 13, 2016 at 6:53 pm

    The title music sounds like a poor man’s rendition of Boy Meets Girl’s “Waiting For a Star to Fall”.

  • MelancholyRose

    March 25, 2016 at 1:55 pm

    John twoes caution to da weend and puh-sues Jane. Be ca-fooo.
    Ah-oh. I scwew up. Can you give me anuddah run?

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