Episode #12 Movie Titles

Mike Matei / June 23rd, 2009


  • Luke from london

    April 9, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    Hahaha…. thought it was just me. It is a balls issue.

  • April 17, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    Hahaha, It is total BS. James, please keep doing what you’re doing. If you ever need any free help let me know.

  • April 19, 2010 at 11:40 pm

    It’s not only bullshit with the titles, it’s bullshit the movies suck so damn much. You’d think that they would try and make more good quality films, but that just does not see to be what Hollywood is going for these days.

  • Schmadda

    April 21, 2010 at 6:51 am

    Funny thing:
    The german title for “The Final Destination” is just “Final Destination 4”

  • jeffry stewart

    April 22, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    i feel the exact same way for fast and furious but its a shitty movie anyway

  • April 24, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    honestly, i dont like sequels that go passed a third movie, they can be good but seeing so many is annoying. Video Games are the only thing that can get away with that, i love my Metal Gears, Silent Hills, Resident Evils, and all that good stuff. But most movies like Final Destination should of ended where it was, its milking the series and i hate it. But then i also hate it when a movie comes out thats awesome but ends on a sequel style note and nothing happens. Out of all movies, Star Wars and Indianan Jones get away with have more then 3 movies even though Indy could of just been fine with 3.

  • ThatGuy

    April 24, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    How convenient

  • OoOo101112

    May 2, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    like A nightmare on elm street! if they did it as a sequal, it would have been nightmare on elm street 7, but its a remake, so they just added A

  • May 8, 2010 at 6:48 am

    I’m glad they called it “Final Destination 4” here in Germany =)

  • justjohn123

    May 10, 2010 at 2:15 am

    this came out on meh b-day ūüôā

  • ButtTown

    May 31, 2010 at 10:19 am

    I think the reasoning behind this is that they don’t want people to think that they need to have seen all the previous movies in the series in order to understand or enjoy the current one. Of course, they want to take advantage of the name recognition, but they also want to encourage total newcomers to the series to go see the movie while it’s still in theatres. So, they give it a title that makes it sound “related, but separate” whether it actually is or not. It’s still not a very good excuse, but nobody seems to be mentioning it, so there’s my theory.

  • Matheus-007

    June 4, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    The Final Destination is Final Destination 4 and Fast & Furious is The Fast and The Furious 4 here in Brazil.

  • rocklord

    June 19, 2010 at 10:03 pm

    true true

  • Droid2055

    June 22, 2010 at 10:20 am

    didn’t you mention all of this in your chronologically confused video?

  • July 4, 2010 at 12:11 am

    You know what else is bull shit? Those little flaps on coffee lids, if you don’t want to spill you coffee you shouldnt be driving with it! Right Ned?

  • DevilsBlade7

    July 11, 2010 at 9:56 pm

    New films sucks dicks in hell, for serious. I’d never saw the new Fast & Furios or Tokyo Drift such as Final Destination 3 or 4. And Sequels of older movies are atmost such horrible. Only the Michael Bay Remakes are atleast funny to see just like Friday the 13th or Texas Chainsaw Massacre. But why do they fuck up so much movies in this age? I will never understand that bullshit.

  • Chi

    July 16, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    Talking about Stallone movies..What are they gonna call the sixth one?
    Just Rambo VI?, when the fifth one was John Rambo..

    Thankfully in Finland it was just called Rambo V so it’s not gimmicky..

  • retar-ted

    July 17, 2010 at 11:00 am

    You Know whats bullshit!! Morning wood. Why? Because of two reasons, first its annoying as hell, and two its embarrassing. When Im at a sleepover or something, the last thing i want is an erection while im surrounded by other guys. its annoying because i have to wait until it goes away, but when im in a rush to catch the buss to school i have no choice but to take it like a man and eat breakfast with a boner.

    and thats why its bullshit

  • Romero

    July 24, 2010 at 1:33 am

    Completely out of ideas… retardation imminent!

  • mcmikec84

    July 29, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    eh, i got tired of watching movies…just rent them.

  • asc3asc3asc

    August 15, 2010 at 8:06 pm

    number 4 is a death sentence in the movies industry, and that’s only because cinephiles are a bunch of snubby fucknuts

  • AlienMenace

    August 23, 2010 at 2:57 am


  • September 22, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    Thats ridiculous they probably wouldn’t call it cliff hanger… they would call it THE cliffhanger

  • Igetstabby

    September 23, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    The one’s I with which I strongly agree are: 1. Printers, 2. DVDs, 3. Movie titles.

  • September 27, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    I love you wanna know whats bullshit, I love James too, he is a king

  • Schloss Ritter

    October 5, 2010 at 10:13 pm

    Chronologically confusing.

  • October 26, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    if you think this is bullshit you should see what happend when came to latin americs, things go far wrong and I’ll givie and example:

    when cinderella man came they decided to call it “el luchador” (the wrestler) and I was wondering what will happen if theres a movie about wrestling and it calls the wrestler and guess what it happend, a few years later Mickey Rourke make the wrestler so they fucked up, so now we have two “luchadores” one with russell crow and one with mickey rourke and this happend all the time it’s fucking bullshit!!!!!!!

  • Filmmassacre

    November 3, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    You know what’s bullshit
    that every movie today is in 3D

  • hiraxmax999

    November 28, 2010 at 3:02 am

    Cobra 2 . I’d see it.

  • DarkMaster297

    November 29, 2010 at 12:23 am

    The thing I find confusing about the Final Destination series, is the title ITSELF! WHY THE FUCK SHOULD YOU HAVE 4 FINAL DESTINATIONS!? IF ITS THE “FINAL” DESTINATION, WHY MAKE 4 MORE FINAL DESTINATIONS!? Is it because of the final destinations of 4 main characters?! THAT MAKES NO FUCKIN’ SENSE! So that’s my opinion and I say, THAT’S bullshit.

  • metal0737

    December 24, 2010 at 9:27 pm


  • Wagner8808

    January 2, 2011 at 11:24 am

    Love the screaming to pleasant speech transition. Could they have made that THE any smaller?

  • January 17, 2011 at 7:38 pm

    Isn’t it something to do with the title licenses and everything? That’s what I always thought, like there were certain rights that a certain movie company made the first few films, then another company made the newest.

  • January 28, 2011 at 12:48 am

    Movie Titles Are Bullshit! Like The NEW Fast and furious movie coming this year,yew wanna know the stupid title to that?:”FAST FIVE”.?Wat The Fuhk Is That Shit? Now they decided to take out the word,”Furious”? But no,it always has to have fucked up stupid titles.This franchise is definetly out of ideas of wat to call thier stupid movies.And yew know wat else is bullshit? It’s gonna be in IMAX! that’s juuust perfect.Total bullshit!

  • mitchbankert

    March 7, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    in germany there is a similar problem,
    every movie gets a stupid caption
    you can even see it at 1:11 it says “neues modell – original teile”
    (means new model original parts)
    pretty much every movie that comes out has some lame sentence under the actual title

  • Music4usall

    April 30, 2011 at 9:01 am

    I wonder what he thinks of the new Fast and furious movie title Fast 5…….

  • May 3, 2011 at 9:47 am

    It also happens with video game sometimes! Like the new Mortal Kombat, that’s just called “Mortal Kombat”! I know they made it because it’s a reboot to the series, but it’s not a remake, the story starts where Armageddon left off and then go back in time, so it’s a new episode! Ok, that doesn’t count, that’s just an excuse to start over, but it’s a wrong title anyway, because it also has characters from MK II and 3, so if they wanted to reuse a name would have been more appropriate to call it Mortal Kombat Trilogy! But then again why do they have to disguise things like this? Call it some other way! It’s a reboot because they fucked up the new titles and wanted to return to the origins? Call it Mortal Kombar Redemption! Or Mortal Kombat Origins! Mortal Kombat Begins! Restarts! Anything would be better!

  • TheDevilmayfart

    May 7, 2011 at 3:23 am

    Must agree and I gotta admit that the sequals in the trilogy/series usually aren’t as good as the first =(

  • RMachado

    May 11, 2011 at 4:14 am

    You know what’s bullshit?
    Fast Five
    How fucking hard is it to name it just Fast and Furious 5
    Also why are the other’s named like shit to
    Did they just name at random?!
    2Fast 2 Furious?

  • elamigodetumama

    May 12, 2011 at 11:30 pm

    Episode of 3D movies¬°¬°¬°¬°¬°

  • June 18, 2011 at 6:33 pm

    Well beyond the 2nd movie, sequels suck. Marketeers don’t want to tie this suckyness into the actual movies title,and spin it slightly differently so people see it and think;
    “Yay a new Final Destination movie”
    rather than “Final Destination 4 – oh that’s gonna suck, what #4 doesn’t?”

    It’s the same reason that when a movie gets to 4 they usually reboot subsequent titles in the series.

  • nella

    July 5, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    Halloween 2 the sequel was a god awful movie i couldn’t even finish the movie it was so bad

  • fosforus

    July 11, 2011 at 7:32 pm

    It’s just like video games. Anybody up for Mortal Kombat?

  • August 2, 2011 at 5:58 pm

    you know whats bullshit the dam commericals

  • swedenboy

    August 6, 2011 at 8:33 am

    yeah, its bullshit. and it gets even more confusing and messed uped when the titles get translated into stupid fucking swedish and gets all dumb and corny-.- like then they translated “despicable me” to “dumma mig” (“stupid/silly me”)-.- it should have been translated into “F√∂rskr√§ckliga mig” because “f√∂rskr√§ckliga” means “despicable” kinda

  • Jake Bruce

    August 19, 2011 at 7:05 pm

    You won’t believe the new film that’s coming out: Final Destination 5!
    It’s actually called FINAL DESTINATION 5 !!

    • Darkhog

      January 21, 2012 at 2:05 pm

      Well, some people played Final Fantasy X11…

  • batus

    August 21, 2011 at 7:14 am

    Its stupid it sometimes makes me think im watching an complete diffrent movie.

  • Firewall_Philip_Hanan

    October 15, 2011 at 10:34 pm

    I totally agree! And what’s up with weird titles like H20? Halloween 20? No. Halloween + Oxygen? No. It’s so messed up!

    • FLoYDUA

      December 16, 2011 at 1:07 am

      it was released 20 years after the original

  • Riddler

    October 20, 2011 at 7:08 pm

    I hate how they sometimes stop putting numbers on sequels and i also hate italian sequels to american movies! ANd there own sequels to their own movies suck to, like zombi 2 and 3!GAHHHH!

  • Jack Jennings

    October 25, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    I got here thanks to Inspector Gadget.

  • PrinceXTC86

    November 10, 2011 at 7:25 pm

    Exactly! Like…what the fuck are they thinking?!!

  • mendric

    November 16, 2011 at 10:36 am

    You know what’s bullshit to me. Blu ray movie trailers. You can’t skip past them, you have to sit through 5 – 10 minutes of trailers before you can watch the movie itself.

  • December 24, 2011 at 4:45 pm

    Game titles are often worse: For example, Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition Version 2012. I mean, really Capcom? Really?

    • Mister Buckethead

      January 4, 2012 at 8:39 pm

      @Firewall_Philip_Hanan Well, sequel title is one thing but Capcom are the most fucked up, because they actually got the balls to call the same game with a different title. And don’t tell me that adding 2 characters to the game is a reason to make another one. Can’t they just make a great and complete fucking game that’ll last like 5 or 10 years instead of rehashing the same fucking games ? And now that we got DLC’s , they just smiled their ass, just thinking about how they were gonna get golden balls on that . Capcom, you make great games, but you’re such a greedy bitch.

  • deathbyafrog

    December 30, 2011 at 9:17 pm

    you really know what bullshit internet commercials god i hate them and worse they repeat themselves fuck u kit kat if i want one ill run to the store and buy one i dont need you to remind me constenly ( sry 4 my spelling ) i get it they need money but cmon lay off

  • RyuuMakoto

    January 16, 2012 at 6:02 am

    All because of fucking asians. They say 4 is unlucky number (some brain damage burned in genes), and everything which contains 4 has effect of post office bomb on their markets. That’s affects all movie making companies. (china has alot of income for them). And that’s bullshit.

    • memory942

      March 19, 2012 at 10:06 am

      ¬†@RyuuMakoto¬†same as us considering 7/13 as lucky/unlucky. you’re offending their culture IMO

  • ihelloway

    May 4, 2012 at 1:24 am

    But when it comes to translated titles which has different meaning, it’s fucked up situation if u want remember the name…

  • ZzZimmy02

    July 24, 2012 at 10:16 pm

    I agree that is indeed bullshit

  • March 16, 2013 at 8:01 pm

    even the same thing with mortal kombat wich one is 1 or 9 it should’ve said mortal kombat 9 sometimes games have the same title problems

  • June 16, 2013 at 6:39 pm

    It would have been funny if this episode ran under the heading, “You Know What’s The Bullshit?”

  • August 20, 2013 at 11:12 am

    You know what’s bullshit? I have to see an ad before each of your videos! And then just after the video finishes, another ad starts! And its usually the same ad as the first one! Now that’s bullshit!

  • October 28, 2013 at 9:56 pm

    The Rambo titles are dumb cause there is a RAMBO III but NOT a Rambo 2 or 1? Will get a Rambo but it comes after Rambo III. You have First Blood and First Blood II its so weird

  • January 25, 2014 at 9:04 pm

    Hey Bullshit Man, I know you probabally know this but the Naked Gun is makinf fun of the renaming and sequal title thing in their title by calling the second one the Naked Gun 2 and 1/2 and the third one the Naked Gun 33 and 1/3

  • June 20, 2014 at 7:14 pm

    THE FINAL DESTINATION as in the final of the final destination series of movies…as if they wont make another one – yeah right.

  • WViper

    November 13, 2014 at 5:09 pm

    The reason Final Destination 4 is call THE Final Destination is because it was supposed to be the FINAL Final Destination movie. To put it plainly the last Final Destination in the series.

  • Thomas Olson

    June 10, 2015 at 6:20 am

    Why did you pull this episode, and 3 others off of youtube? That’s some REAL bullshit!!!

  • December 26, 2015 at 1:56 pm

    You’re absolutely right, only a true fan would know the titles in order of every movie in the series with similar or practically the same names. And, that’s even before you have to “open” them to watch them. Don’t even get me started on the Fast & Furious movies, I gave up on them because of that bullshit, not that they were any good to start. At least with the Stallone movies I actually give two shits about them to distinguish them in order…

  • February 18, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    When you see the translations they make for movie titles is when the bullshit meter just breaks…

  • June 28, 2016 at 6:56 pm

    Anyone know why this episode is not on YouTube? It’s not like there’s any offending movie footage or anything…

  • September 15, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    Oh James… If you only knew… In my country, the movie Airplane got translated as Fasten Your Seatbelts, The Pilot’s Gone! Saw, became Mortal Games. Ocean’s Eleven came as Eleven Men and One Secret, and the list goes on.

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