Episode #9 – Christmas Aftermath

Mike Matei / January 12th, 2009


  • killteck

    April 9, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    Your exactly right.

    • ShirleeDOrona

      January 2, 2014 at 7:15 am

      my co-worker’s step-sister made $13234 the previous week. she gets paid on the laptop and moved in a $557000 condo. All she did was get blessed and apply the guide leaked on this web site… http://cpl.pw/OKeIJo

      • June 20, 2014 at 7:00 pm

        That’s bullshit

      • KingMike

        January 7, 2016 at 10:10 am

        Spam still here is bullshit.

    • January 7, 2014 at 12:27 pm

      I agree.I see xmas things still up a while after xmas.

  • jonathanw1987

    April 14, 2010 at 2:11 am

    God, this year I still saw outdoor decorations up well past January 6 (The Feast of the Epiphany the last day that most people would keep their decorations up). I quoted this video when I saw it: “It’s nearly the middle of January; take down your fuckin’ Christmas decorations.” And was it me, or did Valentines Day 2010 seem to try and do what Christmas does. Maybe it was just me, because I was still dealing with the bullshit bitterness from being dumped quite unceremoniously. I shared your sentiments on celebrating St. Patrick’s Day early during Valentine’s Day weekend. You should do Valentine’s Day is bullshit, because it’s a holiday for all the people in relationships to look down at all the single people, and the fact that it’s initials are VD…HAHAHA.

  • April 19, 2010 at 11:22 pm

    I’ve seen people with Xmas decorations all year round. Mexican families and old ladies down here in Texas seem to leave their damn Xmas lights up year round and it is fucking annoying as it is laughable that people are that fucking lazy or depressed about their lives. I hate Xmas anymore. It is started way too fucking early, last way too fucking long and has destroyed Thanksgiving, a holiday I actually like more now than Xmas. Hope everyone has a happy shut the fuck up this October – February, lol!

  • April 28, 2010 at 8:53 am

    the people next door to us still have their lights up. i wouldn’t care if they didnt still TURN THEM ON at night. i understand them not wanting to climb on their roof to get them, but at least leave them off then! i mean, its april..

  • May 3, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    Wow… Christmas in USA most be the worst ever .. Oh my Gosh, i cant believe you survive with all that christmas decoration and even when you end an mounth later… yeah, that is bullshit :@

    Well, it is a big different from American celebration of Christmas and the typical norwegian ^^
    We just say happy Christmas in norwegian which says “God Jul” and not, happy christmas, merry christmas, happy holiday and all that kind of stuff o0″, we make it very simple…
    This sounds like i am talking bullshit about the States, but no,.. i just say it is a different, but i am also kind of jealous on USA with presents O//O
    You got more when we do 8D HAHAHA!!

    But yeah, thats all i have to say…
    You Know what`s Bullshit!” 😀

  • Frantic_Game_Nerd

    May 23, 2010 at 5:04 am

    the amount of times i have said these same things.
    i am glad someone agrees with me , i am sick to death of seeing christmas decorations up in stores before its even halloween .

    _christmas is overrated_

  • zombieplaydoh

    May 23, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    i see christmas decorations i may

  • mandatoryRegistration

    May 23, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    my password is

  • Slime

    May 27, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    You know whats bullshit? The 30 seconds of advertising at the start of every clip =.=

  • markakp

    June 10, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    In Maine if you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you’ll be fined.

  • Wilford111

    June 18, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    lol this is the best one yet XDDD

  • July 3, 2010 at 11:41 pm

    Happy Shut The Fuck Up! lmfao

  • mad2physicist

    July 16, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    Technically Christmas goes on for 12 days, until January 6th. Unless you are Eastern Orthodox following the old calendar, which does not move with the seasons, in which case Christmas starts on January 7th or something.
    I like the idea of starting St. Patrick’s Day 2 months early though. And let’s keep celebrating it for a month afterward.

  • makoemin

    July 23, 2010 at 10:24 pm

    My neighbor actually leaves his Christmas decorations year round. Yeah, fucking 365 days a year. But what’s even funnier is when he lights them in the fucking middle of July.

  • August 3, 2010 at 4:16 am

    Anyone remember that Christmas in July bullshit from the late 80’s early 90’s?

  • vhayes8886

    August 4, 2010 at 10:32 am

    i know people who not only leave thir christmas lights on year round but also turn them on EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. it is august now and i have seen christmas lights all summer. TAKE THEM DOWN! its not like its going to end the world if thir taken down.

  • asc3asc3asc

    August 15, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    the bullshit is when the female in your house starts wasting money on more of that crap every holiday

  • nikedeleon

    August 21, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    What makes this christmas aftermath more bullshit is that at the dollar trees in Green Bay, Wisconsin, they started selling christmas decorations in August

  • Mr. K

    August 27, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    Today is August 27. I saw the first Christmas commercial of the season yesterday. It was about green bean casserole.

  • kentkennedy

    September 2, 2010 at 5:43 am

    God, I love these. I hate christmas hype. It’s just a regular holiday. Hell, easter is more important anyways because it was the death. Too bad they didn’t get a fat guy in a red suit.

  • Calgure

    September 10, 2010 at 7:15 am

    In Australia I see christmas stuff in September!!!

  • the flash

    September 13, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    in england where not aloud the word christmas in ANY shop as it offends muslims

  • freddy-krgr14

    September 15, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    i hate christmas because i NEVER get what I want. EVER! like my family (or at least my mom) just has a complete meltdown at the idea ANY PRESENTS on christmas PERIOD! She hates the thought of it. also when we put up our tree, it stays up for AT LEAST two months. last year, they were so lazy about taking it down, that they didn’t even take it apart. they just put a big dust cloth over it and tossed it in the garage. That’s bullshit!

  • BubbleBathBabes

    September 26, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    I HATE seeing people leaving Christmas stuff MONTHS past December. There is this 1 house I live by, I shit you not, left the wreaths up till August. Why not leave it up the rest of the god damn mother fucking year!!! Then people put up lights on HALLOWEEN for Christmas. Yeah, Red and white lights look “Terrifying” if I do say so my god damn self!

  • October 2, 2010 at 7:24 am

    fucking BULLLLLLLSHIT!!! I fucking hate HATE HATE FUCKING HATE christmas. It drains my mother fucking paycheck, its cold as a witches fucking cunt-hole, and everyone acts either 1)way too mother fucking cherry with you KNOW theres just an asshole the rest of the year, or 2) your an asshole for not buying into all this fucking christmas hype. If i had my way it would be halloween 182 and 1/2 day of the year, and fucking st patricks day for the other 182 1/2!!!! fuck christmas and that fat bastard santa clause, go suck a reindeers dick you jolly basterd.

  • Schloss Ritter

    October 5, 2010 at 7:03 am

    It’s the start of October, and I’m seeing strings of lights here and there already. Maybe they’re for Halloween?

  • iMaex

    October 5, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    I see loads of xmas crap already! But I bought some Christmas biscuits cause they’re glorious! 😀

  • gamegirl99

    October 10, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    I found them back in September! D: They’re skipping the best day of the year, Halloween!

  • gamegirl99

    October 10, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    besides, halfway through october they take down the Halloween decorations and replace them all with christmas stuff. THATS bullshit…

  • kakeroo

    October 17, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    thanks for touching on the PC happy holiday’s BS. here in ontario, even the green and red colors are offensive… now it’s happy holiday’s with gold and white.
    but that doesn’t matter, christmas is forever ruined here, and this videos title brings back a teribble image.

    the boxing day shooting

  • paul b

    October 17, 2010 at 8:52 pm

    yep tell me about oh where do i start, over here we have got to put with all those annoying adverts on tv advertising toys decoraations, and everything yeah, almost every advert is a little kiddes toy, yeah this is all just Bullshit

  • TMO007

    October 22, 2010 at 2:11 am

    Happy shut the fuck up everybody!

  • stevo1115

    November 2, 2010 at 11:51 am

    i saw the first christmas commercial in mid-July. most likely an old commercial that accidently got played, but still MID-JULY????

  • Chocolate Blood

    November 20, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    Here is Australia cos we don’t celebrate Halloween or Thanksgiving, Christmas starts in September. But come January, Christmas is out and Easter eggs are out depending which month they decide to celebrate it in.

  • kingofmonsters

    November 29, 2010 at 9:12 pm

    BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mr. Han

  • ScreamingOOO

    December 8, 2010 at 2:58 am

    I remember when I was in Beijing they kept their Christmas decorations hanging all year round. That’s right I was walking around in July and could still see Christmas trees.

  • xplay97

    December 31, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    Christmas Aftermath is such bullshit. We’re currently in the wake of it and my town needs to give it the fuck up. IT’S OVER! Christmas needs to get over itself.

  • x8267264739

    January 28, 2011 at 11:42 am

    You know whats bullshit?? Having to watch an advertisement before this video can start…..Happy shut the Fuck Up!

  • Mountrussmore

    February 4, 2011 at 8:22 am

    Christmas is my favorite time of year, but I do agree that seeing lights still up in FEBRUARY is a little ridiculous. Also, I don’t know why they start before Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is supposed to be important in history, but it gets overshadowed by Christmas.

  • lilmac

    March 2, 2011 at 12:36 am

    you know whats bull shit………………… the freaking starbucks via commercial, nobody cares about it and even if we did we dont want to see it every freaking video…… screw you starbucks

  • Stripes

    April 15, 2011 at 3:08 pm

    lol because im from holland i see 1 comercial at my 10th video xD

    and you americans see them at every video NOW THATS BULLSHIT!!!

    happy shut the fuck up james *<|:3

  • Lethal Hamster

    April 21, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    Haha this vid is great, honestly there is a family who live up the road from me and they keep their xmas decorations up on the front of their house ALL YEAR ROUND seriously, they just turn turn on at xmas. But y’know what makes it worse? The house next door to them does it as well, they’ve almost started a bullshit trend ><

  • April 24, 2011 at 5:25 am

    I’ve used that Merry Shut the Fuck up joke at my school except I call it Merry Shut The Fuck Upmas

  • Austin

    April 25, 2011 at 10:24 pm

    Happy shut the fuck up everyone! 😀

  • Captain Jack

    May 4, 2011 at 1:36 am

    Yeah, I did know Sprite has artificial preservatives! And I DON”T GIVE A DAMN FUCK!

  • kanbabrif

    May 10, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    FWIMC, there actually is a date where Christmas begins and ends:


  • Cinemassacrefan2

    June 4, 2011 at 7:01 pm

    You gotta admiit James that Christmas is the best holiday ever.

  • kevenz

    June 11, 2011 at 2:24 pm

    why is this the only episode not uploaded to youtube?

  • Cinemassacrefan2

    June 12, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    Only James knows.

  • SpiritSoldier

    June 16, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    Funny how they only get pc on christian holidays, even though all have some roots in pagan rituals. As long as its strickly pagan its fine, but if those wacky christians are involved, well weve gotta do something about that. Thats BS.

  • disco steve

    August 1, 2011 at 9:50 am

    You what gets on my tits? Christmas lights. The ones on a green vine/wire? I hate those things. They break so easily and they seem to actively resist any and all attempts to roll them up for storage. It drives me nuts!

  • August 8, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    Awesome episode! Also, I got christmas advertisements in my snail-mail-box today (August 8th)! Seems like it is beginning again…

  • SilverDragon

    August 20, 2011 at 9:09 pm

    You know what’s bullshit! My neighbor who goes on an ecological rage because he thinks I use too much water to water my garden, that my pool filter runs too much, when he leaves his fucking christmas lights on 24/7 from mid november to mid january. Not to mention he about as much light as an airplane runway. And to top it off, that fucker has a big SUV, and the biggest thing I’ve seen him haul out of it was a watermelon.

  • cason917

    September 21, 2011 at 7:42 pm

    hi other person listening how are you

  • exploda

    September 25, 2011 at 2:21 am

    Yeah people that get pissed off about happy holidays are usually fucking assholes who don’t care about the solstice or history and are most likely brainwashed by some sort of zealot or their parents.

  • lenny872

    September 26, 2011 at 8:08 pm

    I agree it’s horrible and it’s a hog, especially when it’s the only holiday with house decoration (hallo-ween does to but I don’t care)plus it’s in the winter, so you put ’em up early or freeze. Why couldn’t Jesus or who ever be born in fall, a good season!

    • Splinter

      December 1, 2011 at 4:45 pm

      He was born in April actually, the bull-shitters just decided it would be fun to fuck with everyone and change it for no reason! >=D

  • Firewall_Philip_Hanan

    October 13, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    Thanksgiving should come after Christmas so people can take time to be thankful for what they got.

  • AlenJuggen

    November 20, 2011 at 8:41 am

    you know what’s bullshit? UPS Commersials ! -_-

    • lunalicrichard

      February 4, 2012 at 1:35 am

      @AlenJuggen Try watching a day of the discovery channels ! they re run their promo’s at least 40 times a day ! And they re run the programs 3 times over a day ! And at least the same during the week ! That’s why i hate I.R.T and a – like shows !

  • HakumenKing101

    December 1, 2011 at 7:01 am

    For fuck sake! I fucking hate Advertisments! That’s bullshit.

    • shawneeinternetnerd

      December 5, 2011 at 7:58 pm

      @HakumenKing101 i know i wrote that on like 3 things, i just cant take the ads

    • BenjaminZachary

      December 9, 2011 at 4:12 am

      @HakumenKing101 I hate adds too but, James is the man. The more adds we put up with, the more James can benefit. 😛

      • HakumenKing101

        December 11, 2011 at 4:24 pm


        Yeah I hear you, but it grinds.

    • January 18, 2014 at 5:46 am

      so do i but they subsidize a lot of people’s hard work.

  • bigpike54

    December 21, 2011 at 4:18 pm

    Yes, i agree. The same World of Warcraft ad over and over again? Thats bullshit.

  • Anthony33

    December 25, 2011 at 12:26 am

    I like that, Happy Shut The Fuck Up. I’m gonna start saying that to my friends for the December Holidays from now on.

  • SquallX41269

    December 25, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    Happy shut the fuck up everybody.


    January 1, 2012 at 2:28 am

    The ads do suck. But let’s be real here. The ads help pay for this site. I imagine big time, so I don’t really mind sitting through them. I enjoy all these videos, but c’mon y’all, they don’t come for free. The money’s got to come from somewhere.

  • DonSkiver

    January 13, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    Aint this the fucking truth. I fucking hate winter for two reasons. Cold weather/snow and fucking christmas themed shit such as music, movies, and decorations. The reason christmas is so special is because it only comes once a year, stop fucking celebrating it for 2 1/2 months. Its fucking ruined now. Now its like we just want it to be over with so we can get back to normal. almost 1/4 of the fucking year is devoted to this single holiday. What a fucking fat glutton of a holiday is right.

    • lunalicrichard

      February 4, 2012 at 1:32 am

      @DonSkiver This year i told everyone just to fuck off at Christmas and bore somebody else with all the bullshit ! And i had a wonderful time playing games . It was the best EVER !!

  • Lucerian

    February 4, 2012 at 12:22 am

    Freaking christmas man. Sooo dumb people, turn on the christmas music sometimes even BEFORE October, and don’t take the decorations down for months the longest I’ve seen it take is until APRIL. UGH, it gives me rage. Oh and guess what my family did on Halloween, while I was handing out candy, why they were decorating the christmas tree ofcourse.

  • lunalicrichard

    February 4, 2012 at 1:29 am

    I’m with you James ! Let’s celebrate Saint paddy’s all year round !

  • c64kicksass

    March 3, 2012 at 6:09 pm

    just a few weeks (less than a month) after christmas was over, some stores in Germany already had easter stuff.

  • Lajike

    March 19, 2012 at 6:09 am

    I dont have christmas decoration. It’s not because I’m poor it’s they piss me off and my neighborhood is just too colorful

  • stoney_1

    March 21, 2012 at 11:48 am

    Halloween should be the only holiday!!

  • Vontux

    May 21, 2012 at 5:27 pm

    I tried to tell someone “Happy Shut the Fuck up”, but they didn’t like that greeting any better 🙁

  • OssaFIN

    June 28, 2012 at 5:20 am

    Stoney_1, you know, that what you said is BULLSHIT 😀 That is the most stupid holiday I’ve ever heard. We don’t even celebrate it in Finland. I mean why? Why should anyone celebrate it? It’s so pointless.

  • retromajestic

    August 17, 2012 at 5:04 am

    My second tour in Afghanistan the fucking dumb-asses in charge played Christmas music over the loudspeakers night from 5:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. through the entire month of December. All it did was piss off the locals and give them a target to shoot at. That was bullshit.

  • Slayer69

    September 15, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    @stoney_1 Than there wouldn’t be any school breaks, you wouldn’t get Christmas gifts, and you wouldn’t get gifts for your birthday since that’s also a holiday for you and your family, you wouldn’t have an excuse to get wasted in bars during March, and the list goes on.

  • thatrandomperson

    November 16, 2012 at 11:34 pm

    i swear i get pissed off around halloween. its not that i hate halloween, i get pissed when i see christmas stuff in the fucking stores. HELL I ALREADY SEE PEOPLE WITH CHRISTMAS CRAP IN THEIR YARDS! srsly i propose no one should have christmas crap out until after thanksgiving.

  • Lukas Sprehn

    January 10, 2013 at 4:38 pm

    Ah, rewatching this episode. What memories… and you are completely right James! I hope we’ll see a new ep soon! 😀

    – Lukas

  • Justus McNeal

    January 10, 2013 at 7:05 pm

    Do advertising companies really thing a 40 second informative-based ad is going to get me to buy a product any better? Good grief. MAKE IT ENTERTAINING if you’re going to make commercials that long!


    January 10, 2013 at 7:45 pm

    So fucking true

  • January 11, 2013 at 12:39 am

    You’re right James!
    I’m living in the same street for 4 years now and there is a family that leaves his christmas decorations all fucking yeah! that’s bullshit!
    I want to take a basuka and blow all his damn things! haha
    Regards from Mexico City

  • TheRedComet

    January 11, 2013 at 9:49 am

    I actually JUST took my Christmas lights down ^_^;

  • GiovanniRomano

    January 11, 2013 at 1:53 pm

    I hope there is other people who follow James like me who are pagan and our belief is that Winter Solstice is our reason to celebrate the season. That is why Dec 21 is very important to us.

  • oceanborn82

    January 13, 2013 at 4:30 am

    Woo no mask! Back to the classic and imo better way of doing Bulshit. Great episode!

  • culwin

    January 13, 2013 at 1:46 pm

    Happy Shut the Fuck Up, everybody!

  • TheRetroFelix

    January 14, 2013 at 12:57 am

    Lol, i’ve never seen James have a meme in his videos 1:14

  • Idmndcookies

    January 15, 2013 at 11:01 am

    Thank You!!!! It starts way too fucking early. It ruins Halloween and Thanksgiving and it’s so dumb that everyone keeps them up till somewhere around Valentine’s Day. This country has too much commercialism.

  • September 20, 2013 at 7:08 am

    I’ve seen Christmas decorations recently.. and it’s only September…now that’s bullshit..

  • October 9, 2013 at 10:28 pm

    I had to watch this again seeing so many people start putting up their Christmas decorations in early September. Not just houses to, but various companies.
    The Christmas section of my local Wal-mart is bigger than that of it’s Halloween section in SEPTEMBER.

  • mysterywolf

    November 12, 2013 at 2:09 am

    It’s that time of year again where everyone’s complaining about “Happy Holidays”, even if they don’t celebrate Christmas, they find it offensive that their holiday is not mentioned and find the very word ‘holiday’ offensive.

    So, to all of you who find ‘holiday’ offensive, Happy shut the fuck up!

  • December 26, 2013 at 10:23 pm

    Happy shut the fuck up. awesome

  • lance2011

    December 29, 2013 at 9:42 pm

    The only thing about the Christmas Aftermath I like is the fact those radio stations that play Christmas music 24/7 always ten to be on things like 84.6 FM or 140.8 FM.

  • thecorduroysuit

    January 3, 2014 at 4:00 pm

    The still frame at 0:55 is from the Eaton Center in Toronto. The geese you see are an installation by the great artist/filmmaker Michael Snow. In 1981, the owner of the mall placed CHRISTMAS BOWS around the necks of all the geese. As a result, Snow then sued the owner claiming the bows took away the integrity of the work and distorted his original vision. In a sense, it would be the same as if someone painted a Santa hat on the Mona Lisa for the holiday season, or even someone re-editing one of James’ films because they wanted to see more dogs. You are simply not allowed to alter someone’s work of art based on your own silly whims. Snow won the suit and the bows were removed. The high court ruling in favor of art over commerce was monumental. Snow won the right to say “Take down those fucking Christmas decorations!”

  • LeyLey

    January 7, 2014 at 11:45 pm


    I’ve always asked myself ‘Why can’t Halloween start getting celebrated in September and be prolonged till Thanksgiving?’

  • January 11, 2014 at 11:00 pm

    He showed the Eaton’s Centre, which is in Toronto! Shout Out for the T. Dot!

  • January 18, 2014 at 10:15 am

    DO you know whats bullshit James??? not enough of the you know whats bullshit videos….Now that’s bullshit!!

  • February 8, 2014 at 9:24 am

    Any fucking C&W fans remember Gretchen Wilson’s ‘Redneck Woman’ and that lyric… “I keep my Christmas lights on
    On my front porch all year long.”

    My Gods! How can you pay your fucking electric bill?! Oh yeah, she’s fucking rich.

  • KhyraAres

    June 12, 2014 at 4:05 am

    October? well yeah in 09 it was in october. but now i see the bullshit in stores as early as the middle of september. and for fuck sake, my own retarded ass family leaves the christmas decorations and lights up all year round cause”it saves time”. blow me. put the shit away after december 27th and dont use the christmas ligts as nightlights cause you are too damn idiotic to turn a fucking light on at night so you can see. sooooooo much bullshit

  • June 20, 2014 at 7:01 pm

    I start taking off the ornaments on february lol

  • June 20, 2014 at 7:02 pm

    Happy SHUT THE FUCK UP … soda almost came outta my nose

  • Matthew Crumpacker

    November 19, 2015 at 12:27 am

    Sometimes I even see Christmas stuff in April.

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