AVGN: CD-I Part 3 – Link The Faces of Evil

Mike Matei / December 9th, 2008

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  • frstefan

    April 8, 2010 at 2:03 am


  • jason24589

    April 8, 2010 at 5:41 am

    LOL! F-Bombs! To drop some F-Bomes, you say “FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!” Just like say “FIRE!” on Konami LaserScope! Old comments are gone because of new style layout!

  • bloodlockscc

    April 9, 2010 at 11:44 pm

    The Zelda Games on CD-i were Terrible! I bet Nintendo regrets making the decision to license Mario Bros. and Legend of Zelda to Phillips not knowing that they were going to fuck it up this bad.

    Link: The Faces of Evil Fuckin’ SUCKS!
    Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon Fuckin’ SUCKS!
    Zelda’s Adventure Fuckin’ SUCKS!

    And the Mario game, That one SUCKS Too! CD-i Sucks!


  • April 14, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    Dropping the F-Bomb LOL Hillarious

  • Rhetticus

    June 1, 2010 at 6:14 am

    You invested 700 USD in this 0_0 Supply and demand has no shame D=

  • TurkeyBurger

    June 4, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    hahaha i love the fart noises james makes over the ending music, its hilarious

  • kamakazi geek

    June 6, 2010 at 10:22 am

    his face at the beginning is world class

  • moonr03

    July 26, 2010 at 3:13 am

    man i love ur reviews…. when are u gonna do one on WOW…. great game but i kno u could spot sum flaws…… im curious to see ur review on WOW….

  • MindFreak8745

    August 5, 2010 at 4:13 am

    I love the fart song xD

  • supermark64

    August 5, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    i laughed so hard from: “fuckn’ sucks!” to the end

  • Ferrobbra

    August 7, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    what an assload of fuck! i just took a beer and cabbage roll shit that had more appeal than that fucking waste of matter. set it on fire and then cover it with shit. it would improve it 10 score

  • phoenix252005

    October 6, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    And to think I actually wanted this sytem so bad! What a piece of garbage! Im glad my parents couldnt afford that!! Long live the Nerd!!1

  • phoenix252005

    October 21, 2010 at 10:06 pm

    Im sooo sorry you had to do these beyond terrible games Nerd,im so sorry….

  • phoenix252005

    October 21, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    “When you press down you can make me do the duck walk!! Cool huh?!”. NO ITS NOT COOL FUCK FACE!!!! ITS ASS!!!!!

  • phoenix252005

    October 21, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    Damn I cant believe those fucking pieces of shit are so damn expensive,even today!!!! What a load of Money Doo-Doo!!!

  • SpeedyEric

    October 24, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    Haven’t the game designers tested this games before releasing them?

    Love the F-bombs moment.

    5:55- Yeah, you “throw the book” at Ganon.

    The wizard in the beginning of Zelda’s Adventure reminds me of Professor Dumbledore.

    13:07- That statement is 20 different flavors of funny.

    The version of the Zelda at the end should be a ringtone.

    • c64kicksass

      March 12, 2012 at 3:02 pm

      there must be a way to hack the vibration alarm of cellphones to produce different tones, then accept midi files. On the right surface it might sound similar.

  • Kickasjake

    April 3, 2011 at 2:15 am

    Anyone else notice the skull crying blood into the river? Who would want bloddy water?

  • chrono2

    April 12, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    Okay– to recap the beginning…. We have a wolf in some kinda weird prince outfit, who then zaps a random dove with his finger like a gun, all the while saying “Whatever I see… I shall DEVOWAH” which then turns into a lion with the same clothes who then breathes fire on the bird, turning it into a typical cartoon-style cooked bird, and then the lion turns into a giant pare of lips and “Devowahs” the bird except the legs, which it then throws into it’s giant mouth one at a time… Wdf.

  • May 26, 2011 at 7:04 am

    You won’t believe what I found in the dumpster (I was not allowed to take it, so I left it):
    A Philips CD-I fuckin’PORTABLE!!!
    Looks like a portable DVD player would have looked like in 1996. Bulky.
    It looked like it was never really used (I wonder why…X-D)

    Now you can play “The Flowers of Robert Maplethorpe” in school during a break… W*T*F*W*T*T!?(what the fuck where they thinking)

    It’s like… Atari figured…”duuh the 5200 sucks, lets make a portable console out of it”
    or imagine an action max portable. You would still need a VCR…
    or imagine a SEGA CD 32x portable
    (and they all need their own batteries) (plus the wires)
    or imagine a virtual boy portable (that would’ve been a great idea) “My ass is portable!”

    At least it plays VCDs…
    Philips CD-I portable…can’t believe it…

  • crapslapper2000

    July 22, 2011 at 4:04 pm

    My diagnosis

    well judgin by that there first couple of seconds with the panther lion mouth hybrid
    James is able to telekinetically get you high so you can see that
    BUT you need to be even more high for it to make sense

  • SilverDragon

    August 1, 2011 at 8:44 pm

    Wow. 3 shitty Zelda games…
    You know, seeing Link, Zelda, Ganon and co, in this trio of awfulness is pretty sad. We grew up with these characters, and for over 20 years, The Legend of Zelda has been a line of really good games. Now this comes out, a bunch of overpriced and barely playable games. It’s kinda like if you would have allowed your best friend to sleep at your house because he’s too drunk to drive, and waking up the next morning to discover he puked on your sofa, clogged your toilet, pissed on the kitchen floor, fucked your girlfriend, and ate all your hot pockets and Lucky Charms before running away. It’s a fucking backstab!

  • dirkinator

    August 5, 2011 at 1:05 am

    I loved the zelda theme shit song at the end

    • Piet

      January 29, 2012 at 10:06 am

      would be one hell of an accomplishment to actually fart it XD

  • MattJensen

    November 16, 2011 at 10:15 pm

    LMAO at the end of the video

  • Mssnor

    December 16, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    I think i just saw that rock face bleed from it’s eyes 0_o

  • MrBrrumpkins

    January 15, 2012 at 10:31 pm

    ”you can make me do the duck walk”..oh man, funny as hell..james’ face!

  • CraigJosh

    January 26, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    the CD-i zelda wasn’t made by Nintendo, James, that’s why they suck that much

  • Staarscommando

    February 2, 2012 at 3:46 am

    Ok guys I know this may make me sound racist, but Im half minority so its cool.

    Why are there so many voice actors in Zelda’s adventure that sound African American. Does Zelda’s adventure take place in Mississippi or something?

    • CraigJosh

      February 2, 2012 at 5:55 am

      @Staarscommando LOOOOOOOOOOOL XD who knows? it’s a good point though

    • Bahamutzero741

      February 23, 2012 at 1:11 am

      @Staarscommando It aint cool; because you’re not…

  • Laish

    February 5, 2012 at 5:43 pm

    Yep its fucked up o3o

  • Ivythefairy

    February 28, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    Lol, gotta love that Zelda farting theme tune at the end xD

  • DraculaAlucard1

    March 12, 2012 at 7:44 pm

    -Zelda tresure chest music- DU NU NU NU!!!!!
    *AVGN Found A Shitty Zelda game*

  • DraculaAlucard1

    March 12, 2012 at 7:45 pm

    Whenever it loads, I think my computer froze again

  • swede

    March 17, 2012 at 7:12 pm

    i fucked you mom. hahhahah

  • swede

    March 17, 2012 at 7:13 pm

    “thats like ur dad says i fucked ur mom. i cant argue with that” hahaha

  • March 30, 2012 at 2:07 am

    I think DQ’s gonna sue…

  • ejb009

    May 14, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    Since he’s done reviews on all the shitty Zelda games (Zelda 2 included), he should review a good one…in angry nerd style of course!

  • Megatyrant

    August 2, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    Well, given the quality of these “games”, the alternate Zelda theme at the end sums it up rather nicely. Funny as hell, too. XD

  • glick000

    September 23, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    It doesn’t have to be made by nintendo to be good, the zelda games on the gameboy systems were made by capcom

  • Night-X

    December 18, 2012 at 9:25 am

    Didn’t think that there would be a fuck up Zelda game. But there had be three of them. And why did Nintendo allow someone take their best game and make it shitly.

  • David Whitton

    December 25, 2012 at 11:37 pm

    The raspberrying at the end was really funny.

  • June 17, 2013 at 8:49 pm

    I don’t get it….

  • Slyjay

    June 19, 2013 at 4:04 am

    oh shit. That was funny. I think that the zelda adventure might not be too bad. I agree they could have done so much better though like the original zelda game

  • November 14, 2013 at 11:22 pm

    Those animations seriously give me nightmares…

  • December 16, 2013 at 10:08 pm

    I personally like the outdoors, but to be that silent and serene in a Zelda game, my answer is no.

  • Ben Engelhard

    December 31, 2013 at 1:24 am

    @ 5:40 Link jumps on giant schlong.

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