AVGN: Deadly Towers

Mike Matei / August 19th, 2008

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  • alireza

    April 11, 2010 at 2:41 am

    well since every one is wanting to get a first comment il get a comment first,
    u r awesome

  • alireza

    April 11, 2010 at 2:57 am

    you have a yahoo mail? me too! cool

  • supermark64

    June 9, 2010 at 7:45 am

    that’s a lot of poop jokes! lol

  • supermark64

    June 9, 2010 at 7:46 am

    oh wait. its not poop nor is it choclate, its shit! lol

  • supermark64

    June 9, 2010 at 7:48 am

    i love quotes. sorry i took up 3 comments to talk, but i thought i was done talking but i wasnt.

  • June 20, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    why quotes are so dirt and rude? oh, people))))
    btw most quotes sounds familiar with avgn phrases, which make me think, that phrases were picked by avgn according his dirty type of humor, or can be, that people just tried to copy him, which is funny too.)

  • Stonkish

    July 13, 2010 at 9:59 am

    Don’t think I have heard so much swearing in a AVGN episode as this one. Fucking hillarious! 😀

  • September 6, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    I just love your try with the german rants 😀 Great 😉

    I hope you knew, what you are sayin’?

  • doodyapples

    September 30, 2010 at 10:07 pm

    “Well.. I gave that a try…” classic

  • Ghoulz

    October 15, 2010 at 12:05 am

    LOL @ the German comment. I could decipher at least the first sentence, “This game is shit!”

  • phoenix252005

    October 21, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    I wonder if he will do this again..you know let the fans review a game again. I would love to do a game review,if I only could figure out how to set it up…of course it would never be the epic awesomeness that is the Nerd,but I could try! lol

  • October 21, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    Best birthday present ever, came out on my birthday and he used my quote about marble madness sprites and even got an image :D.. although he didnt show all the sprites… only the ball.. – the worm like things and the puddles of water are also direct sprite rips from marble madness

  • SpeedyEric

    October 22, 2010 at 6:42 pm

    “This game is a chicken lickin’, finger f#ckin’, son of a b!tch.” XD

  • fuertherbube

    October 23, 2010 at 11:00 pm

    About 6:51 translation:

    “Das Spiel ist Scheiße!”

    That Game is shit!

    “Dieses Spiel fickt dich härter als das Leben!”

    This game fucks you harder than life!

  • Ghoulz

    October 27, 2010 at 1:09 am

    @fuertherbube – Nice job on the second sentence. James was saying it too fast for me to catch. I’ve also only taken four years of German, and haven’t had too much experience speaking it in the first place.

  • volt28

    November 25, 2010 at 12:45 am

    Everything sounds angrier in german XD

  • newbonomicon

    February 17, 2011 at 10:58 pm

    Am I the first person to notice this? He’s shooting something white from his crotch until blue balls go away. I expected to hear that in the video, but it seems that if any of the emails pointed that out, the nerd didn’t use them.

  • March 5, 2011 at 10:19 pm

    This has got to be one of the funniest video’s I have ever seen. Ever! I laughed so damn hard watching this when I first saw it a year or so ago. Then, last night, I watched it again on YouTube, and could not stop laughing. Most AVGN video’s, for me, have a laugh here and there, but this is just insane. I was laughing so damn hard, I couldn’t breath. Tears welled up in my eyes. It actually had that affect. Thank you for creating this, and I seriously hope you do something like this again. Thanks for the laugh. It was badly needed. I have not laughed like that since I saw the first Jackass movie, which was years ago.

  • Ghostie

    March 23, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    I’ve sent email to james,with no answer.

  • cinemassacrefan1980

    April 26, 2011 at 2:20 pm

    This one gives me a great idea How about AVGN review some shitty ww2 game on nes and have somebody on as a guest who knows german dress up as an ss officer or some kind of german ww2 guy , or evan hittler yeah have hittler on as a guest playing a shittly ww2 game on nes going into balistic rants in german about how shitty the game is loosing the war and what ever shit thats halarius.

  • josiephreeque

    May 18, 2011 at 7:56 am

    heh man…
    i have a very serious question for you.
    first of all i love you. my boyfriend and i BOTH do. AVGN, games, and dodo jokes are strangely a very large part of our relationship. and i was wondering dude…i have summed up the vastness of BOTH of our internet knowledge and i cant find any of these remixes ANYWHERE….i want em 🙁 is there any where i can get some of these?…i need to feel just as badass when i’m not in front of my computer!

    much love man and keep up the rage.

  • josiephreeque

    May 18, 2011 at 7:58 am

    dodo?… doodoo….touche autocorrect…touche.

  • josiephreeque

    May 18, 2011 at 8:28 am

    wow. im a tool. they’re right in front of me. disregard.

  • Calavera

    June 12, 2011 at 10:15 pm

    Back in the days when James cared about his fans. The good ole days.

    • LukasSprehn

      March 9, 2012 at 3:23 pm

      Okay, I am quite offended at this comment, and I guess most people would be if they had read it.
      And yes, I agree with this being the ‘good old days,’ but caring for the fans? I feel heartbroken. If we don’t care for him now, he won’t care for us, well maybe he will, but if he keep hating on him, like with the money thing, he’s going to be like Irate Gamer soon :'(

      • Vergilthenew

        March 18, 2012 at 5:05 am

         @LukasSprehn like doing giveaways?

  • Masiah17

    July 3, 2011 at 6:06 am

    Hahahaha, one of the best episodes!

  • JudasBear

    July 9, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    cant belive it your german sounds realy good ^^
    ah and @ “volt28” its true our language sounds angry for ppl
    that dont know it

    i also noticed you wearing a t-shirt of the Oktober Fest from germany if im not wrong . . .
    cant remeber the episode xD

    did you was in München Germany or you just like our bear 😀 ?

    greetings from germany

    • mic1111

      February 19, 2012 at 1:46 am

      what does the german part mean

  • RobynLangguth

    September 11, 2011 at 2:43 am

    I played this game for countless hours when I was young. I’m glad I’m not the only one who never figured it out.

  • Blitzballgamer

    September 19, 2011 at 11:59 am

    That was so awesome when you spoke german. I am from Germany you know. If anyone need a translation, here it is.

    You said: Das Spiel ist scheiße! (ß=ss) Dieses Spiel fickt dich härter, als das Leben.

    Translation: That game is shit. This game fucks you harder than life.

    So now you know… 😀

  • DanielDörr

    September 20, 2011 at 8:22 am

    nice try speaking german james 😉

    great job!

  • crazy_al

    September 21, 2011 at 11:27 am

    Ludder = Cheap Ass Hoe haha. Seriously though, that is Swedish slang, though it spells Luder so I wonder how that ended up in the Urban Dictionary ^^

  • Riddler

    October 18, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    I always try out these games anfter i watch the reviews, but i’ll be damned to find little red hood, wally bear and the no game or master chu and the drunkard hu on a ROM…

  • HuntingRifleFTW

    October 22, 2011 at 7:23 am

    My brother got this game after he saw this. He told me how bad it is… and i wnted to play it. Ii saved enough cheap-ass hoes for a helmet and i got higher defense. then i kept going to the same rooms with the life-up things and i got a total of 200 health. too bad it starts you off with 100/200 and u have to go buy potions.
    Well, i was fooling around on the spawn area and my NES glitched to where the screen had shapes. everything was still there but you couldnt tell what was you or the fire. i found a block near the right side of the screen and walked into it.
    And, that started my quest to beat Deadly Towers.

  • Delnoch

    October 26, 2011 at 3:53 pm

    Ludder, hah! Yeah, that’s the norwegian spelling for uhm… what you said. Gotta love it when they come up with these seemingly “random” names for various things.

  • heeropat

    December 27, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    yes ive walked into a wall and appeared in another room LSD for the ps1

  • lowlz

    January 8, 2012 at 10:34 am

    i don’t know, the older episodes are funnier

  • DerekShort

    January 17, 2012 at 6:56 am

    This is almost the worst game ever made. Final Fantasy 14 takes the cake. Final Fantasy 11 was pretty shit-awful too.

    • OlDirtyVinceDm

      February 10, 2012 at 6:25 am

      @DerekShort Wtf is wrong with that serie .. I never played a single final fantasy game and all I hear is ” Final fantasy 7 is the best game ” ” final fanasy 14 fucking sucks ” .. ” final fantasy 8 was good but 7 wasn’t as good ” or ” final fantasy ”X” was good but from Final fantasy ”y” onwards, they all suck so bad ” …Idk what to think about it anymore

      • Luigi84289

        February 10, 2012 at 9:45 am

        @OlDirtyVinceDm @DerekShort It depends on your personal preference. 7 was the first title to really hit the mainstream and is a great game so a lot of people list it as the best my favorite is IV as it has the best plot in my opinion and keeps you excited wanting to see what’s around every turn.

    • FinalFantasyGamer

      February 14, 2012 at 1:27 pm

      wait so your comparing this game to an online game called Final Fantasy 11 well ive played that game for nearly 10 years online and i think its just fine so fuck off ya cunt @DerekShort

      • LukasSprehn

        March 9, 2012 at 3:21 pm

        Calm down, it’s nothing personal 🙂 He’s not even playing it, so it’s not like he’s gonna come at you online and bully 😉

    • DarkYoshi

      February 26, 2012 at 6:10 pm

       @DerekShort No. E.T on Atari takes the cake.

  • beavobeave

    February 14, 2012 at 11:41 pm

    Oh man, that German part was classic LMFAO…

    “Well I gave that a try.”

  • Macmeister

    March 13, 2012 at 11:10 am

    So, when you fall you do a gay tony?

  • Dyingsoul23

    March 15, 2012 at 3:37 pm

    The German part was meh favorite :3

  • jakethesnake99

    March 18, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    i hate how evrey body is tryin 2 imitate the nerd but its an alright review

  • Meleenator

    April 1, 2012 at 1:14 am

    It’s a long shot…but would anyone know who composed/made the version of the AVGN theme from 0:58-1:04?  I really want to find that version >~<

  • Aaron1375

    July 17, 2012 at 3:17 am

    This review is okay, but I wouldn’t mind a more in-depth review where it is all James and Angry Video Game Nerd rather than just random things people have said. This game is so hard and bad it deserves the Nerd’s full attention. Perhaps he can even really try to win it? That way all of us who played it can see the ending cause there is no way I am going to try and defeat this game again. It was a mother fucking bitch when I played it as a kid and my skills have eroded terribly since then.

  • Hannah

    January 9, 2013 at 12:44 am

    Don’t eat while watching this, just don’t

  • thatrandomperson

    January 15, 2013 at 10:55 pm

    assuming it really is id love to know what those german obsenaties translate to. that was just great like always.

  • christburner

    March 15, 2013 at 2:19 am

    who ever wrote the cheap ass hoe bit… nice! haha

  • FrancisHatesYou

    March 24, 2013 at 2:24 am

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  • Slyjay

    June 15, 2013 at 4:07 am

    its cool he did it for the fans. The game does look like it sucks.

  • December 4, 2013 at 11:09 am

    Was that German?

    • Don Skiver

      August 9, 2015 at 8:27 pm

      I think it was supposed to be. He gave it the old college try though.

  • Weldin Dunn

    December 23, 2013 at 12:13 pm

    One time I walked into a wall and appeared in another room. What’s weird is that part of the wall was on hinges.

  • Aaron1375

    July 1, 2014 at 12:06 am

    Anyone who could win this game is a gaming legend. I got through one tower. Just to much cryptic shit.

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