AVGN: Star Trek

Mike Matei / June 11th, 2008


  • April 9, 2010 at 2:22 am

    Mercy this motha fucker LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • bloodlockscc

    April 10, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    Remember “Secrets of Vulcan fury”? The one that never got released?

  • Normllikeme

    May 16, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    Awesome hearing the star trek music through the whole thing..suddenly i thought i was watchin Kirk fighting a klingon, duh duh duh.. duh duh duh duh duh….haha

    epic~ nothing more nothing less

  • volt28

    July 17, 2010 at 2:08 am

    LOL. Mercty this motherfucker.

  • NewJerseyDevils

    August 22, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    i never really watched star trek, but i really enjoy hearing james’ opinions on things. my favourite part is when spock talks about the dragon and james is like “thanks”, CLASSIC

  • Jeremy E

    September 5, 2010 at 9:45 am

    I love Star Trek, great vid. Strategic Operations Simulator is a good game. “Star Trek 25th Anniversary” could have been a much better game, but you must know damn well that “Star Trek TNG” for the NES is a total piece of shit. Why not include that pile of defecation in your review? Anyways, love how you reference the episode “Arena”. Keep up the good work.

  • Swedish Video Game Nerd

    September 8, 2010 at 7:23 am

    “You want Genesis? You can have Genesis!”

  • DMM_poo

    September 25, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    I think this is my favorite episode.

  • phoenix252005

    October 5, 2010 at 11:27 am

    Damn I remember playing the Star Trek game for nintendo when I was 8 and I played it for hours,but there was too much shit to do! so I gave up lol

  • phoenix252005

    October 21, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    Mercy This Mutherfucker!!! Classic

  • SpeedyEric

    October 22, 2010 at 10:54 am

    It’s funny that I’m both watching this video and leaving a comment about it at this time. Because right now, I’m wearing my Star Trek gold T-shirt.

    I enjoy the techno babbles in this episode. =D

    I’ve played the Atari game online no too long ago, and I also find it pretty good for the time.

    Man, that Genesis joke is 1,000,000 kinds of hilarious. This is one of the reasons why I’m so happy to be a nerd.

    I never thought that an NES game would be so complicates, but Star Trek 25th Anniversary proved that wrong.

    This episode is a trek load of fun. One of my favorites.

  • nomad175

    November 27, 2010 at 10:46 pm

    A+ for awkward fight choreography & editing. Bonus points for running into the wall.

  • TWade

    April 8, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    I don’t know why,but somehow I always keep coming back to this video… Gonna get me a bag of chips,and watch it again .

  • rammstein81

    April 14, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    Did he ran into the wall?

  • NPigeon

    August 15, 2011 at 11:47 pm

    Woo Led Zeppelin!!

  • Slashser

    August 24, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    Good thing my cousin forced me to see a movie of star trek, either way i couldnt understand the genesis joke.

  • pieter.petrus.nan

    September 15, 2011 at 1:14 am

    It is interesting to see that every minute of the day, whenever I go and watch one of your videos (which is everyday, watching dozens of replays) there’s at least always one person more watching it.

    Keep this up James, I finally took a look at your monster madness videos/reviews and absolutely loved it. The horror genre just got a new fan thanks to you.

    I never really got very much into it because of today’s horror movies, which are utter crap, in my opinion. But I will just keep rattling on, so, once more, thanks for everything you do on this website. You’re my idol.

  • heamrh

    October 23, 2011 at 1:17 pm

    what if all the tecno jargon from star trek was real and Gean went home to the future

  • Throwback Neil

    October 24, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    They don’t time travel in “Piece of the Action” That episode involves a planet that adopted 1920’s earth culture. Time travel isn’t involved in any way.

  • Universal

    November 5, 2011 at 5:22 am

    On the ‘Star Trek: Strategic Operations Simulator’ the Ship clearly isn’t the Enterprise but a Nova-Class starship! It is funny how they evidently planned the entry of Nova years and years before the ship even made its debut in 1999! (and that is George Lucas)

    Just Look at it!

    Oh and Jymz? Stop saying nasty things like that or I’ll call your mom.

    • FranklinBolden

      November 24, 2011 at 5:25 pm

      George Lucas has nothing to do with Star Trek…..so why would you say that?

      • Starcraft39

        December 19, 2011 at 12:43 am

        @Staarscommando What he means is they pulled a ‘George Lucas’ by changing something retroactively and claiming they planned it all along. Sort of like how every Zelda game takes place before the last like it was planned when they clearly make it up as they go.

  • Universal

    November 5, 2011 at 5:36 am

    And by the way… You should have said a one-liner before dematerialising that poor klingon. Now he will never have significant meaning in the history of Star Trek.

  • AquaLeaf

    January 8, 2012 at 5:17 pm

    wow reading the comments for a bit during the ad i didnt get the genesis joke but i got when i saw him say it nice reference 🙂

    • hakon

      January 25, 2012 at 11:13 am

      @AquaLeaf the genesis is in the star trek 3: search for spock

  • GeoffProkop

    January 23, 2012 at 7:18 am

    Beam me up Scotty you fuckin FUCK!

  • deathbyafrog

    January 27, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    this game is most ilogical

    • TerryFGM

      January 29, 2012 at 12:28 pm

      @deathbyafrog so is spelling illogical ilogical

  • amyvl

    January 27, 2012 at 10:04 pm


  • deathbyafrog

    January 30, 2012 at 8:48 am

    sry it was not my day for spelling this is why i didn’t join the enterprise

  • ljngamessuck

    February 4, 2012 at 1:30 am

    why is your klingon a TNG klingon?

  • Hugoso

    February 13, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    The reviews are great, really the best, but the staging is boring.

  • AxleTheDark

    March 4, 2012 at 6:16 pm

    You @$$-hole, why would give up genesis?

    • rush86

      March 9, 2012 at 8:02 am

       @AxleTheDark  i think its a fuckin reference to star trek 3 or 4 where theres a wepon called genesis that turns dead non habitable planets into life and a livable planets. And the kilingons try to steal it from kirks son’s science team which created it

    • jakethesnake99

      March 18, 2012 at 3:23 pm

       like rush 68 said he never meant the game systems ur a fuckin dumba$$

  • Shiirow

    April 12, 2012 at 11:47 pm

    Wow, Strategic Operation Simulator… or SOS, what you will be calling for once you play this game. Damn buzzing noise.

  • iLikeTehGamez

    November 17, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    The best part was when you fought the Klingon and just jump into the wall for no reason

  • gametweekernerd101

    December 12, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    I love the Genesis joke. “Get off the grid.” You should do reviews on the new Star Trek movies?

  • David Whitton

    December 21, 2012 at 3:24 am

    I love the Led Zeppelin Symbol reference.


    January 20, 2013 at 3:06 am

    great review, love the bullshit quote!

  • navinrjohnson

    February 19, 2013 at 6:12 pm

    In Piece of the Action, the Enterprise does NOT go back in time to 1920’s Earth. They go to a planet where a society has been based on a book left behind by a previous landing party.

  • michael lamoglia

    March 28, 2013 at 10:04 pm

    first time commentor on this site. I’ve been watching now for awhile and love it all. I’d like to contribute to the making of the movie, and I don’t mean 5 dollars. Reach out to me so we can talk.

  • Slyjay

    June 11, 2013 at 3:16 am

    I love the comment as well mercy this…lol. But I totally laughed at the whole mike and james fight (Klingon fight). Good job guys 🙂

  • August 31, 2013 at 1:13 am

    I just can’t understand with such a great Sci-fi story like Star Trek you would think they could make some great games. I mean come on Star Trek would be a great RPG or action/adventure game. The gaming world needs a GREAT Star Trek game !!

  • Ben Gould

    October 23, 2013 at 7:00 pm

    Dammit Jim, I’m a strategy game, not a role playing game!!!

    Love how you brought in the metrone, t actually looks like the real one

  • Kuuenbu

    November 6, 2013 at 4:02 pm

    I just noticed the ULTRA logo on the NES cartridge… Konami made that POS?! Damn!

  • jerry lowe

    April 21, 2014 at 9:36 pm

    A great Star Trek was already made it was called Starflight on sega genesis.. LOL just like Contra was what Aliens 3 should have been

  • June 20, 2014 at 12:29 am

    This is The First Assembly of The Holy Kirk, and the mission of my new nerdy religion is to seek comfort, wisdom, and maybe something about ourselves and our future by spreading the enlightening words of the 79 stories charting the adventures of the star ship Enterprise. All who wish to join my online discussions say “Live Long And Prosper” as a comment. This may be what Trekkies might need to be complete, and be enlightened on the deeper meanings that each episode contains.

    — Caleb Culbert

  • Aaron1375

    June 23, 2014 at 4:45 am

    The old Vectron brings me back…I remember thinking my friend was so cool because he had one! You should do another Star Trek video and do the Genesis and SNES ones. I’m sure they’re shitty too and you haven’t done enough Genesis and SNES games.

  • July 10, 2014 at 2:40 am

    Dude, there’s three tiles you have to memorize… are you a goldfish?

  • fcabanski

    October 20, 2014 at 3:15 am

    There was no time travel in A Piece of the Action. It didn’t take place on Earth.

  • ZomboCombo

    February 28, 2015 at 4:48 am

    anyone play the weird “Visual Star Trek” game for DOS back in the early 90s? Lots of fun. Downloaded it from some random dial-up BBS.

  • May 2, 2015 at 2:34 pm

    Rest in peace leonord nimoy live long and prosper.

  • jerry lowe

    December 13, 2015 at 2:47 am

    I wanted this game to be so much better … Sega Genesis had A great RPG space game in Starflight.
    It makes no sense that in the early to mid 90’s NES and SNES couldn’t get a super awesome Star Trek RPG style game?

  • gow75

    September 27, 2016 at 7:18 pm

    Dude why would you use a freakin Corona box to hold games WTF white trash!

  • Mick

    September 13, 2017 at 8:15 am

    There may be a Mandala effect going on here…I swear this video used to make note of the Zeppelin symbols in the NES game and even had a quick clip of Black Dog playing when it is pointed out. Did you edit this? Or is this gonna be like another Kazaam! movie? Berenstain…

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