Episode #6 Pay Toilets

Mike Matei / December 7th, 2007


  • supermark64

    April 8, 2010 at 6:56 am

    If i saw a pay toilet, i would just go on the door. u want my money to go in there, then im not going in there.

    • June 20, 2014 at 6:57 pm

      I would’ve said “oh okay,i will take a dump right here in front of you ,is that okay BITCH ?”

      • June 28, 2015 at 6:39 am

        Let’s be honest, neither of you would do that because you’d get arrested and probably fined.

  • Luke from london

    April 9, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    You can’t even use Mcdonalds anymore. They have a big bouncer dude who gives you evils if you so much as dare. Cunts.

  • Shadow

    April 9, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    Ive never seen one of these, but i met some Swedish, and they said they saw these a lot, that must suck.

  • captkiro

    April 10, 2010 at 2:01 am

    yeah there are some places that make you get a token. you put that in the slot and when it gets full they empty out the tokens and use them again. so you have to ask to use their toilets. You don’t pay but you have to ask to take a shit. Although some places still offer free use of restrooms.

  • Skya

    April 11, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    I’ve never heard of these before, I thought it was a joke for a moment. Yay for Canada I suppose? That truly is bullshit.

    • alexander bienvenue ferron

      March 5, 2013 at 5:10 pm

      Hey i live in canada and i dont have to pay toilet

      • Billy L

        October 14, 2014 at 5:54 am

        Your right

  • lady_ash2112

    April 11, 2010 at 12:31 pm

    I have never seen paid toilets before here in the US but two of my closest friends live in Germany and there they said paid toilets exist there. It’s funny because apparently there are people that will take a shit in the middle of the street because they don’t have the money to use one. I think I would do the same thing.

  • Asros

    April 12, 2010 at 8:12 am

    Paid toilets are quite common in Finland. That sucks ass

  • Pandemon

    April 19, 2010 at 5:34 pm

    I would spray my asshole all over the token slot instead

  • April 19, 2010 at 11:04 pm

    Yeah, take a shit on the lawn and get arrested for deficating in public and public indecency, lol!


    May 11, 2010 at 10:08 pm

    i have never seen a pay toilet if i did id prob just break it

  • Magne from Norway

    May 23, 2010 at 10:13 am

    In norway we have the big cubelike restrooms. they stand in the middle of the marked square, the urinal on the left side is free. But the main event will cost you and the door is also set to register when you enter and will automaticaly open and stay open after 15 minutes until you leave giving anyone that pass by a good look at what is going on in there.

  • Chamuco Roboto

    May 24, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    Here in mexico payd restrsooms are very common, but those are very nasty. Luckyly a lot of places hace free restrooms too.

  • May 26, 2010 at 2:10 am

    Well to be fair, how many times have you gone to the restroom, only to find it in disgusting conditions? That’s one of the things that’s great about the REAL pay toilets: They are USUALLY in good condition, and the whole thing gets cleaned after someone uses it. So you’re not just paying for the facility, but for cleanlyness.

    Now if you’re talking about one of those fast food or coffee shop place that tries to make you pay, or use some token…then that’s major bullshit.

  • Burf12345

    June 3, 2010 at 10:51 am

    you know that TIME Magazine included paytoilets in their 50 worst inventions in history, maybe they got the idea from you

  • suolperos

    June 5, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    When I went to Europe as a backpacker these goddamn things were the bane of my existence. I was a very tight budget as it was, and now they expected me to pay for the inevitable? These were especially common in train stations, big surprise… I never used a single one – I went behind buildings with all the other smart people/cheapskates. Surprisingly, I noticed a lot of people – and not just foreigners either – doing this. Let’s face it, sometimes you just gotta go, and no lack of currency is gonna convince your bladder to hang in there.

  • Jossa

    June 8, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    If people are stupid enough to buy bottled tap water and pay for air at an oxygen bar they are definitely stupid enough to pay to use the toilet. We typically don’t have those in the states but there’s a good chance that for every penny you find on the street someone has pissed nearby so maybe we do…..

  • Leo619

    June 9, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    who would use a pay toilet anyways!!!

  • hambukmil

    June 14, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    man if you have diarrea and you happen to be walking on some place miles away from a free toilet. Then you will pay, believe me, you will pay a lot.

  • Droid2055

    June 22, 2010 at 9:58 am

    you mainly find them in train stations. Man thats annoying

  • July 3, 2010 at 11:28 pm

    uh thats not bullshit… that is cow shit… bulls do not have udders lol πŸ˜›


    July 9, 2010 at 6:17 am

    Living at a farm for a few weeks made me realize how easy and comfortable it is to do your business in nature.
    It may save me some money later.

  • Swenerdgirl

    July 10, 2010 at 1:15 pm

    When i was in MalmΓΆ in sweden .. you got to pay
    at Mcdonalds!
    And yeah, its VERY common with pay-toilets in
    sweden, theyre everywere..and i mean it,
    somebody scould do something about it..

    (Yes im kind off overreacting but dont you agree? o_o )

  • mad2physicist

    July 16, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    When I was in Europe about 10 years ago these things were everywhere, and I do mean everywhere. They were more common than non-pay toilets. Now I understand the idea behind them is to try to pay for the upkeep on the facilities in theory but come on! We pay taxes for roads, so why not for toilets? And businesses make enough money to provide toilets.
    I hated the pay-toilets over there. It is one of the few things that America does better than Europe still (i.e. we DON’T have these things, for the most part).

  • August 2, 2010 at 10:47 pm

    id just shit all over the stall πŸ™‚ hahadum asses

  • Snakeatermgs

    August 12, 2010 at 2:29 am

    pff…what if you really have to go but don’t have the exact change!? guess what…you better have worn your baggy pants that day…cus it’s gonna get nasty in there…

  • Flaybby

    August 18, 2010 at 6:14 pm

    In WHAT COUNTRY do you have to pay to use the bathroom?

  • Peppers515

    August 19, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    Flaybby: In Ryanair Airports in england. it makes no sense. It costs Β£1 to use the toilet and 99p tofly to Rome. I can’t decide what I want, a shit or an Italian adventure

  • AlienMenace

    August 23, 2010 at 3:11 am

    Umm cloud in the background looks like a boss from Dr. Willy’s Stage in Mega Man…..may be just me.

  • LigeiaMaloy

    August 25, 2010 at 11:38 pm


    Germany. Using the bathroom in most main stations and airports cost 50Cent.

    Public toilets most of the time cost ya.

    In shopping malls they don’t always force you to pay, but at least there’s always a toilet attendent of death who gives you the evil eye which curses not only you, but also your family three generations from now if you don’t leave a few coins.

    The ones that are actually for free… you’d pay for not having to use them.

    Best thing you can do: enter a hotel lobby, act like you belong there (or to a paying customer) and use the bathrooms there. No charges and cleaner facilities. (but remember: urgent needs have a bad influence on acting skills *g*)

  • Linusgubben

    August 29, 2010 at 11:37 am

    i hear you it is really stupid.. if i have to take a major shit and i don’t have any coins what the fuck do i do?? i can’t just go out and take a dump on the sidewalk now can i?? Nope cause then i will get arrested but then in jail i can take a shit but then ill be stabbed and killed… it’s unfair

  • ctu

    September 3, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    I have never seen a pay toilet in my life and I hope I never do.

  • Steam123

    September 8, 2010 at 10:30 pm


    Singapore – although its only like 10 cents here – who the hell carries change in their pockets

  • freddy-krgr14

    September 15, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    It’s way true. but what’s wierd is, i’ve never had to see or use a pay bathroom. Its still a really good point.

  • jasondixon360

    September 20, 2010 at 9:41 am

    It should be illegal to pay for taking a shit, regardless what country you in!

  • johnnybucks

    September 23, 2010 at 2:59 am

    I know this isn’t a new video, but man, I totally agree!!!! Can’t wait for more YKWBS vids!

  • BubbleBathBabes

    September 25, 2010 at 9:40 am

    You gotta pay to use the bathroom in parts of Egypt… Cost 5 bucks for 2 sheets of toilet paper too! Bull. SHIT!

  • September 27, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    Pay toilets are so common in Finland, in pretty much all train or bus stations and similar public areas. I always just find a department store to go in. Bullshit indeed.

  • September 27, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    @Flaybby: Well, I live in England nearby a town that has pay toilets. I can’t remember how much it is- but it should be free!

  • October 2, 2010 at 7:32 am

    i think we should all go find the house of the sick shit swindler that came up with pay toilets and release our anus rage all over his lawn, house, and or belongins.

  • Schloss Ritter

    October 2, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    I tend to avoid public stalls anyway, even when they’re free.

  • johnnyunder

    October 10, 2010 at 8:21 am

    So glad I live in Canada, I’ve never come across one of these. Then again, we all deficate in elk-skin-lined holes in MY igloo.

  • gamegirl99

    October 10, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    Oh screw that, I’m a girl and I’ll pee in a bush before I pay to use a nasty public bathroom

  • Peter_Sunshine

    October 10, 2010 at 7:37 pm

    you know whats bull shit?

    shit yourselve
    one time i was wallking back to my house and then suddenly i wanted to do some popo, i just hold it, but then the fucking shit-mole star to push it so hard that I could’t hold it anymore, and i was just a few block from my house, as soon as i arrive my home i ran to the WC, i started the shower, jaja

    it was a totally feeling of defeated


  • kakeroo

    October 17, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    oh, i’m sure a pay toilet (which we don’t have yet thankfully) wil only ensure someone shits all over the seat

  • nfsmaniac

    October 26, 2010 at 11:13 am

    I live in France and I see it every day.Pay toilets comes from hell!

  • Hooch

    December 22, 2010 at 11:48 pm

    I remember charging 50c to use the toilets in Roller Coaster Tycoon. At least in Aus you dont have to pay.

  • Majere

    January 4, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    The public pay toilets remind me of the musical Urinetown where there is a tax you have to pay when you gotta go. The characters thought that was bullshit too.

  • Osubosu

    January 6, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    Wtf some 1 looking take a shit mauhahaha that’s so fucking bull shit

  • January 27, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    @flaybby: in mexico there are some places where you have to pay to use the toilet and thats bullshit

  • Fraggie

    March 1, 2011 at 5:04 pm

    I hear you bro, so true!

  • veepari

    March 13, 2011 at 1:15 pm


  • Alessandro

    March 19, 2011 at 11:57 am

    pecunia non olet

  • snatchpro

    March 20, 2011 at 6:29 am

    I’d rather shit on the floor than pay.

  • ClassicGamer

    March 25, 2011 at 9:24 pm

    |I encountered a pay toilet when I was 10, but I really had to go. I mean, I could not take another step without spilling in my pants. So, I went in the pay toilet room and took a nice juicy, wet, chunky, shit on the floor. πŸ˜€


  • Emdyn

    April 15, 2011 at 11:52 am

    In finland you sometimes must pay more than 50c. There is also some toilets that requires 1e to use. That really is Bullshit!

  • Darkrai1276

    April 17, 2011 at 6:17 am

    what’s really weird is that in Omagh there’s a pay toilet but then they built better toilets for free, and didn’t take down the pay one, and there right beside each other, so would you pay for a shitty toilet or get a better one for free

  • Severency

    April 18, 2011 at 4:21 am


  • Hourglass

    April 25, 2011 at 7:41 pm

    I want to find the guy who invented pay toilets…and take a shit in his mailbox.

  • fried7

    May 22, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    haha , rollercoaster tycoon… πŸ˜€ … if you charge for the toilets , you get more puke stains (represents poo) all over the paths and you need more handymen … πŸ˜€ , —
    see even in a game , pay toilets = shit on your shit. …noooo pay toilets!!!

  • ReaperDoomguy

    May 30, 2011 at 12:36 pm

    If I ever encounter a pay toilet, in which I gotta pay to unlock the door, I’ll grab the fire extinguisher and bust the door down.

  • Cinemassacrefan2

    June 4, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    You know what’s BULLLSHIT! Different times in a year. I do not know how to call them on english, but they are like in some time of the year, you look at the day and it’s already nighttime, but your watch says…4:00 p.m. And some other times, you look around and it’s perfectly fine, but your DAMN watch says!: 8:00 p.m…man, that’s bullshit.

  • Paken

    June 12, 2011 at 8:57 am

    it’s also bullshit when you have to buy something to go to toilet.. if you dont buy anything you have to pay 2euros… but in shop, the cheapest thing cost about 50cents… that.. make no sense…

  • Cinemassacrefan2

    June 12, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    It does make sense, because THAT’S BULLSHIT!

  • supermark64

    July 5, 2011 at 11:42 am

    they do make you pay to eat, but thats what food stamps are for

  • Freebite

    July 17, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    Ironic that its bullshit to have to pay to take a shit…

  • swedenboy

    July 25, 2011 at 6:25 pm

    good thing that its not like that everythere, mostly at busstations, trainstations and at some fastfood-places and malls. but thats just in sweden, dont know how bad it is in the us but still, it sucks!

  • Azumiar

    July 30, 2011 at 8:06 am


    It’s 1euro not 50c. THAT IS BULLSHIT!!

  • commenter01236

    August 1, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    might as well make us pay for BREATHING ASSHOLES

  • Rod Lightning

    August 13, 2011 at 7:06 am

    I have the amazing talent which allows me to NOT take a dump for three days straight.

    Is most usefull when you’re on a big festival which lasts for days..

  • SilverDragon

    August 20, 2011 at 9:00 pm

    I’ve never seen a pay toilet. Long live Canada!
    But at festivals we have the blue or green construction style porta-potties. And you have to pay when you use these. Not with money, the cost is that of the horrible smell and total lack of hygiene. Never been happier to be a guy.

  • Lord_Anarchy

    August 26, 2011 at 1:56 am

    I’ve never seen a pay toilet either on the east coast :/

  • HarryPnass

    September 20, 2011 at 7:52 pm

    YOU KNOW WHATS BUUUUUULLSHIT: fucking advertisements

    • Nagash

      September 22, 2011 at 11:03 pm

      YOU KNOW WHATS BUUUUULLLSHITTT : people who don’t know what ad block is

  • Riddler

    October 20, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    In ancient rome, there was a tax on urine. I don’t have pay toilets where i live, but i can imagine how much they suck.

  • ZeRandomGamer

    November 8, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    Pay toilets? PAY TOILETS!?!?!? I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THOSE EXIST!!!!…. AND IM 16!!! WTF!!!! D:<

  • TakeruDavis

    November 25, 2011 at 6:44 pm

    We do have paid toilets in our cities as well, I agree its bullshit, there is one particular paid toilet on whichs wall I am always doing number one. Free of course…

  • HakumenKing101

    December 1, 2011 at 7:07 am

    Yeah, down in the UK I went to a coast called Whitby that’s not too far from where I live. I needed a piss and the Toilets fucking charged me Β£5! I was thinking “You cheap son of a bitch”. It was unexpected!

    • c64kicksass

      March 3, 2012 at 6:16 pm

      Β @HakumenKing101 How much are diapers? If I really had to spend this much on a public toilet, I’d really consider buying some…

  • Splinter

    December 1, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    In Gothenburg, Sweden you have pay toilets everywhere. Like literally everywhere, I have been all over the place and never seen one toilet that wasn’t 5 crowns to pay (1 dollar is about 6-7 crowns!) This planet is bullshit!

  • giodipa

    December 10, 2011 at 9:11 am

    In italy we are more civilized,public places ar required by law to let them use the bathrooms even those who are not their client.

    Yes, i use the google translator,too lasy to learn english grammar…

  • giodipa

    December 10, 2011 at 9:13 am

    in italy we are more civilized, public places ar required by law to let them use the bathrooms even those who are not their client.

    Yes i use the google translator, too lazu to learn english grammar..

  • AustinMazza

    December 23, 2011 at 7:18 pm


  • MrMcKeigue

    January 13, 2012 at 4:26 am

    No one should ever have to pay to take a shit. If someone tells me I have to pay to use their facilities – I guaranfuckingtee I’ll drop a steaming coil right there in the cosmetic’s section. Don’t test me. And I’ll do it an behalf of the nerd.

  • MegamanXZero

    February 23, 2012 at 11:46 pm

    I lost it when I saw Scrooge McDuck!

  • TheWoj316

    February 27, 2012 at 3:43 am

    I live in Australia, I don’t think I’ve EVER come across a public toilet you have to pay for, I couldn’t believe it when I found out that there were places that charge you to go to the toilet!

  • JeffryIntVeld

    March 4, 2012 at 10:02 pm

    Here in the Netherlands its almost standard for a public toilet to be a pay toilet, the money made from it gets used to clean the toilet (people forget that those toilets needs to be cleaned as well). In the past you put down that 50 euro cent and it went to the cleaning lady who has to clean the mess you leave in there.

  • ihelloway

    May 4, 2012 at 2:07 am

    We need to make protests: we need to piss on f*cking paid toilets to show the opinion

  • CinemaKirby14

    May 17, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    Once, I was so desperate they let me in a pay toilet for free!

  • Vontux

    May 21, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    I think that since here in the US we don’t tend to have the same kind of public facilities that are in many other countries, businesses with toilets must make them available to everybody. For once I agree with a law Italy has who would have thought.

  • June 12, 2012 at 3:22 am

    Nice Drawings

  • thatrandomperson

    November 16, 2012 at 11:40 pm

    i have a friend that had to deal with this crap when he was in poland. it sounds hurendus. what gives people the right to make us pay for our own functions? id love to know

  • Night-X

    March 4, 2013 at 10:42 pm

    Another reason why I take a shit before I go anywhere. Never know you if pay have to take a shit.

  • May 21, 2013 at 11:23 am

    I hate so much them >_< Next time,i would like to shit in front of their stupid toilets!

  • duspan

    October 2, 2013 at 11:21 am

    The sick and sadistic minds that rule the world that brought you ‘nude strip searching in the middle of a crowded airport’ now want ‘messy pants accidents.’

    What I’m getting at is this, some countries or even states are refusing to hire maintenance people to keep bathrooms clean so they start charging a quarter to as high as five dollars for a toilet. Then there are some places that are shutting down public bathrooms all in the name of budget cutting. The more a state or area has to make budget cuts, the fewer the services and lavatories there will be.

    Add this plus the increase in sex offender and public decency laws, plus street cameras everywhere to catch you in the act since cops can’t be everywhere all at once, what do you have? You know you can’t hold it forever and the only way to not commit any crime is to have an accident. You’re embarrassed and humiliated and it gets uploaded to the web for sick perverts to get off to.

    But a bear can shit in the woods and it’s okay.

  • October 27, 2013 at 7:25 pm

    I have never seen one… But, I will check out the sink if I do.

  • Brendan Wilson

    January 19, 2014 at 7:55 pm

    if i saw one i would shit in the coin slot


    May 7, 2014 at 1:16 pm

    Man fuck that! I’ve never seen any pay toilets around here. Fuck paying to take a shit. I’ll bust through that door if I have to or I’ll jus shit right in front of it.

  • January 2, 2015 at 8:27 am

    I love the Nerd cameo there.

  • Matt Casey

    July 16, 2016 at 6:43 am

    screw those toilets

  • Mick

    August 8, 2017 at 8:56 pm

    Paying for the facility means less people will use it, and those that do will likely be much more conscientious than in a free public area. That’s how you rationalize classism in a free democracy.

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