AVGN: Die Hard

Mike Matei / June 19th, 2007


  • shipman96

    April 8, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    man that frount cover is disterbing but that did’nt happen untill 2001

    • Senna4ever

      March 25, 2015 at 2:08 pm

      No, Die Hard existed long before then.

      • July 4, 2015 at 9:25 am

        I’m pretty sure they’re talking about 9/11 and the covers similarity…

  • GumBa11Machine

    April 8, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    every link is to sliver surfer…..

  • April 14, 2010 at 11:15 pm

    the music in this game is the same random notes as the ones in bram stokers dracula.

  • May 16, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    Great episode, short and sweet

  • Vyncent

    May 17, 2010 at 12:09 am

    I could be wrong about this, but if memory serves, while it does look a whole lot like 9/11, the cover is actually a picture of the Nakatomi building from the movie. I think it’s an odd shaped building that, instead of having just 4 sides like a normal building, has a weird chunk taken out of it. That gives it the illusion of being 2 buildings when it’s really just a weird shaped one. But like I said, I’m working off of my memory here since it’s been a little while since I watched it. Man. I gotta watch that movie again.

  • ponyboy556

    May 21, 2010 at 7:34 pm

    its hard to believe how a movie so good would have a game so shitty.

  • kamakazi geek

    July 5, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    i love the ending
    oh you fucking bastard
    i love the die hard movies too
    every one of them

  • SpeedyEric

    October 20, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    I took me one whole year to figure out what the image on the cartrige symbolizes in the modern age. First, I thought it involved ejeculation, but after reading shipman96’s comment, I thought, “…Oh, yeah. …That makes more sence.”

    “There’s guys comming out of your @$$.” Man, that’s something I’d never thought I see in my life.

    Epic ending.

  • nomad175

    November 27, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    Your parody of Die Hard backfired because you almost made the game look fun.

  • December 6, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    this is one of the episodes i can watch pretty often and always laugh

  • Mister Forth

    March 16, 2011 at 11:16 pm

    There should be a Die Hard 5, in which Bruce Willis has to beat this game without losing sanity.

    • March 16, 2013 at 5:47 pm

      There is a Die Hard 5 it came out a month or two ago

      • Senna4ever

        December 9, 2013 at 11:36 am

        But that was posted in 2011 when there was no DH5

  • June 10, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    There´s guys coming out of your ass….

  • CW

    August 12, 2011 at 11:36 am

    You say you’ve seen the movie countless times in the review, but judging from many of your comments, either you don’t remember a thing about it or you half-slept through it.

  • Mike Portnoy

    September 6, 2011 at 7:39 pm

    You just knew that line was coming at the end.

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  • YonderGrunt

    January 4, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    Wait didn’t the two towers go

    down in 2001, not 1990’s or 80’s

  • bustaboy

    January 25, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    oh god i remember this game what a trainwreck the ps1 version was great but this one was just bad

  • 1CLVico

    February 8, 2012 at 4:22 am

    Man, this is what I call a good ending.

  • A Person

    February 10, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    Clever Nerd, using the Steve Urkel joke as a way of acknowledging a certain rip-off reviewer’s blatant plagiarism of your material without actually having to mention his name. If nobody’s aware of what I’m talking about, all I can say is you’ve dodged a bullet.

    For what it’s worth, the game looks like it would have been decent if it wasn’t for the one life/no continues thing.

  • Chrispy5

    February 21, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    that carl winslow thing cracked me up

  • CorsinChristoffel

    February 23, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    Die hard is german for to difficult

    • Chrispy5

      February 23, 2012 at 8:57 pm

       @CorsinChristoffel wut

    • rootarded

      February 28, 2012 at 7:57 pm

       @CorsinChristoffel Is that a joke? Die hard means “stirb langsam” in German.  Seriously …

    • CGBongsmoke

      March 7, 2012 at 7:06 am

       @CorsinChristoffel Well played, Corsin

  • StevenChapman

    March 3, 2012 at 6:38 am

    die hard nakatomi plaza isn’t too bad you should try that

  • March 6, 2012 at 2:07 am


  • senna4ever

    March 8, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    Why is the cover “offencive”?
    Reminds me of Die Hard…which it is supposd to do, right?

    • jakethesnake99

      March 9, 2012 at 4:41 pm

       it looks like the twin towers burning thats why………..

    • jakethesnake99

      March 9, 2012 at 4:41 pm

       because it looks like the twin towers burning down……………….

      • Senna4ever

        December 9, 2013 at 11:33 am

        No it does not.
        It looks like that explosion in the movie Die Hard when they blow the roof.
        People are just overtly sensitive to 9/11.
        I bet if James had not even brought it up, no one would have thought about it and just seen the cover as that scene in Die Hard.

    • KingNoobthe8th

      March 10, 2012 at 4:04 am

       its when osama bin laden bombed the twin towers

      • OlDirtyVinceDm

        March 14, 2012 at 9:28 pm

         @KingNoobthe8th when did osama bin laden bomb the twin towers I thought it was obvious and logical that it was organised by the lobbys of the oil industry

      • Daiya

        April 1, 2012 at 5:37 pm

         @OlDirtyVinceDm Well i thought Bush did it, right ?

  • KingNoobthe8th

    March 10, 2012 at 4:03 am

    senna4ever im canadian and its offensive, ITS WHEN OSAMA BIN LADEN BOMBED THE FUCKING TWIN TOWERS

  • spkyerknight

    June 28, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    after years of watching this i find out why James does not like the photo 9/11

  • spkyerknight

    June 28, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    James, good luck with the movie i hope it makes movie of the year.

  • Smeghead420

    November 6, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    Those “locks” are the electronic locks that Theo was hired to break through (to get into the safe) because they were on a timer. It’s kinda fitting.

  • May 13, 2013 at 1:04 pm

    The Video isnt working anymore. 🙁

  • MrBrrumpkins

    November 10, 2013 at 1:19 am

    ”This game’s being ass.”

  • November 21, 2013 at 10:44 pm

    If you stand so still I’ll think my player has a problem!

  • Senna4ever

    March 25, 2015 at 2:19 pm

    I think they should do a new DH games but like the recent Alien Isolation.
    Lack of weapons, heavy stealth elements, having to use your wits, etc.
    You know like in the film Die Hard.

    Plus they are both Fox IPs too.

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