Episode #4 Penguin Movies

Mike Matei / June 4th, 2007


  • killteck

    April 10, 2010 at 10:30 pm

    I like to watch penguin movies wearing my penguin-skin jacket. I also have a dolphin-skin jacket I wear when I go to seaworld. Right now I’m wearing full-suit nintendo cartridge armor.

  • unknownation

    April 11, 2010 at 12:35 am

    speaking of this subject, i think ALL cgi animal movies are crap. I’m tired of the whole celebrity-voices-on-these-crappy-stupid-digital-animal movies. Come on already. What happened to kids getting into movies with real people? Why does Dreamworks feel it’s necessary to rip off what Pixar started? Why do people take their kids to see a CGI movie about zoo animals voiced by Ben Stiller and Queen Latifa or whoever else does that crap? WHY?!!!

  • BiboDL

    April 11, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    Penguins suck… turtles are awesome
    and some turtles are ninjas….

  • Pandemon

    April 19, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    I would totally pay to go see March of the Marmosets

  • April 19, 2010 at 10:58 pm

    Penguin hater! lol! Great bullshit episode, James.

  • Not Mike Matei

    June 4, 2010 at 2:30 am

    March of the Ninja Turtles III: Return of the Jedi.

    Now THAT would be something almost worth thinking about watching

  • J3susLov3r69

    June 8, 2010 at 6:23 pm

    Listen he not joking pigmy marmosets are real and are the world’s tiniest monkies, they about three inch tall. the only set back is they cost 1500 dollars and you have to have a fuckin monkey doctor live near you and you need some kind of monkey owning certificate.
    One day when im rich im going to buy two and have them multiply…then i will dress them up like people and give them names and I will play God as they act out the lives we live. And I will make torture chambers and make it like saw… except this will be saw VI and it will be a fucking hit and I will be a millionaire. I can just imagine time running out and the little marmosets screaming and scratching from the inside of the microwave until they…EXPLODE. just like the gremlins. It would be worth 3000 dollars

  • dagjo

    June 12, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    Check out penguin man on youtube : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naV4EarJX7E

    ps : all belgians are note so strange… at least, i’m not a penguin-guy

  • Droid2055

    June 22, 2010 at 9:53 am

    dude totally yes

  • WatchmenFTW

    July 3, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    Penguin mvoies are bull-shit, plain and simple.

  • July 4, 2010 at 12:27 am

    We had pygmy marmosets at the Cape may county zoo.. IDK what happened to them…

  • lionlake

    July 14, 2010 at 9:33 am

    you know what’s bull-shit? These ridiculously long intros that take up like half the video!

  • WatchmenFTW

    September 11, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    Penguin films, dog films, I hate any film with talking animals as main characters.

  • rolandomota

    September 21, 2010 at 10:52 pm

    that was it? I expected more

  • Schloss Ritter

    October 2, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    Also, the portrayal of Penguin started the downward slide of Batman movie quality through the 90s.

  • gamegirl99

    October 10, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    I know, whatever happened to dolphan and whale movies? I miss Free Willy. His name was fucking hilarious

  • October 17, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    We have Pygmy Marmosets here in Peru’s jungle!
    Greetings from Peru, James!

  • HeroicPenguin

    October 20, 2010 at 11:26 pm

    Penguin movies give penguins a bad name.

  • The gamer

    November 29, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    Come on, its not that bad, there are just 2 penguin movies, so its not big deal.

  • Kaj

    December 6, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    You know what’s bullshit?
    I have to watch 30 second add,
    So I can watch 45 second show,

  • December 7, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    I once lived with a guy that had penguin everything, so much that I refused to have anything penguin-related enter my house after I moved into a different place. There were penguin shower curtains, soap dispensers, cookie jar, bathmat, every single ornament on the Christmas tree.

  • Majere

    January 4, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    You know what else proves that god has a sense of humor? Look at the Platypus. I mean what is it? A duck? A beaver? It has fur yet lays eggs. What the hell?!

  • January 4, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    I love penguins but the three movies shown in this video were crap. They should make some GOOD penguin movies with Panzerfausts and nukes and Grim Frostbitten Kingdoms…stuffles like that

  • January 28, 2011 at 12:25 am

    Fuck Penguin Movies!…There…I Said It.

  • Darkrai1276

    April 29, 2011 at 4:56 pm

    adds on videos on the web
    seriously there on a lot of videos, everysingle one at gametrailers(which id a site thats total bullshit)
    i mean theres adds all over the place already, do we really need to see a 60 second add for a phone or companys or games, were suffacting with adds on everything, websites videos dvds tv on the street on cars jeese do they think theres enough

  • antmanlav

    May 1, 2011 at 4:45 am


    Because it’s bullshit.

  • fcabanski

    May 21, 2011 at 4:35 am

    I’m for killing all the penguins just so there would be no more movies about them.

  • Paulmeister

    June 8, 2011 at 6:13 am

    This one feels like a throwaway. I mean, there aren’t any real counter points to why penguins shouldn’t be regarded as anything but cute. James could easily have mentioned and shown pictures of how penguins cluster up and defaecate all over the ice, leaving it a streaky stinky yellow. Or of them regurgitating half-digested food to their young. Penguins are fucking gross when you think about it. They belong in a Jackass movie more than a children’s feature. I mean, why not something about that, James?

  • Cinemassacrefan2

    June 12, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    So many!? You mean three movies not 50!

  • Branden798

    June 16, 2011 at 12:49 am

    What about poppers penguins

  • OneWhoStaresAtSouls

    June 18, 2011 at 2:20 pm

    but i like penguins

  • KilgoreTrout

    July 12, 2011 at 5:41 pm

    Ugh, still sickens me thinking that Happy Feet is an Oscar winning film. The same goes with Diablo Cody winning for writting.

  • swedenboy

    July 24, 2011 at 6:53 pm

    yeah there are a lot of movies about them i guess but i still love them but mostly the animated ones:D but sure it would be nice to se a few more movies about other animals also just to change it up a bit, theres a lot of fun animals out there so start making movies people:)

  • swedenboy

    July 24, 2011 at 6:57 pm

    @kilgoretrout thats because of the real life animation and the music not because of the penguins xD and the animation deserves the oscar:)

    @branden798 that movie wasent out when james did this video, he cant look into the future lol;)

  • July 28, 2011 at 11:16 pm

    Well, fcabanski, they make still make movies about dinosaurs, don’t they?

  • Firewall_Philip_Hanan

    October 13, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    More movies about Hippos, please!

  • Riddler

    October 20, 2011 at 6:46 pm

    I like penguins sure, but ou have a point. It’s liek people and zebras, it makes me wonder whats wrong with them!

  • Kimmonator

    December 1, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    James, You should include penguins in your upcoming AVGN and have a comment about how adorable they are. Just for the irony.


    January 1, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    I honestly haven’t seen any of these penguin films, and never gave a rats ass about penguins in general, until I saw real ones at the San Diego Zoo. I couldn’t take my eyes off those little bastards!! They fascinated me!!

    ..and they’re so incredibly screwed up.

    A bird that can’t fly, but swims like a Demon?

    ….. I wonder what they taste like?

  • Darkhog

    January 21, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    Actually penguin movies are cool. Especially Penguins from Mdagascar

  • Mr Miyagi

    April 22, 2012 at 9:41 pm

    Penguins are assholes!

  • ihelloway

    May 4, 2012 at 2:53 am

    UUghh.. That was quick bullshit, anyway I love penguins

  • PICKYmeansbusiness

    June 7, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    Does anybody know what really sucks? HAPPY FEET 2!!!!!!!!!! THE FIRST ONE SUCKED ENOUGH!!!!!!!! IT BARELY MADE SENSE!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW THEY’RE MAKING HAPPY FEET 2 GAMES ON EVERY SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!1!!11one1!!

  • Oswards306

    July 19, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    Everyone loves Penguins I saw many movies about them when I was yong and some of them are indanger in this present-day

  • Mutank

    October 17, 2012 at 4:53 am

    Aren’t they F*cking Funny?!
    Lol Devil’s rejects reference

  • ToaAntan

    March 14, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    I’m fairly certain the monkeys in “RIO” are marmosets.

  • October 27, 2013 at 7:18 pm

    Hey, I like the animal cartoon movies, but I would still rather watch this video.

  • rob wilson

    February 26, 2014 at 7:36 pm

    FUCK PENGUINS we want more Pygmy Marmosets!

  • Mick

    August 8, 2017 at 8:47 pm

    They can’t fly, barely walk, fucking squawk and amble around in large groups. Kinda like a senior home. Dunno if they smell like ointment and mothballs, though. If they do, penguins might actually be what happens to us after death.

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