Beer Man (2004)

Mike Matei / December 19th, 2004

Bizarre comedy I made in 2004. Music by The Cham-Peons. The actors, myself, and everyone included only had one night to film this, so don’t expect anything good. There is a story underneath this mess struggling to get out.


  • schass66

    April 12, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    Second!!!! Rolling rock cock is just epic.

  • Jime

    April 13, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    Nice. Looks like it was fun times. This could be a Saturday Night Live skit, a recurring gag. Damn, now I want to be Beer Man for Halloween.

  • killteck

    April 19, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    Beer Man can come to my house, make me drink beer and have fun.Of course I already do that anyway. Like playing Firewater Island. Get it? I like the eye holes on the busch helmet. Did you get the costume idea from Dimebag?

  • BigSab

    April 24, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    BeerMan is awesome, but whats with the gay love scenes? BeerMan should be laying the smackdown at the beer pong tournament with bakini girls and wet t-shirt contests.

  • drinkingNsmoking

    May 26, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    Funny, never partied with the guy though.

  • crycis

    May 27, 2010 at 9:00 am

    lol rollinrock cock ahahahaha!!!

  • hambukmil

    June 13, 2010 at 10:36 pm

    beerman could just be my favourite superheroe of all times. And his special superpower could be getting everybodie so drunk till they all puke

  • July 11, 2010 at 6:46 am

    Hahaha! The guitar is so out of tune. But I love it. It just adds to the comedy 😀

  • July 20, 2010 at 12:30 am

    needs more rolling rock!

  • EvanAE86

    July 25, 2010 at 9:02 pm


    Can I call beerman for my birthday party???

  • SippinCoughee

    August 14, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    hhaha b awesome

  • LoL3rCoAsTeR

    August 21, 2010 at 11:32 pm

    oh ya….im totally gonna go as Beer Man for Halloween

  • gaobo

    October 15, 2010 at 6:16 am

    the beginning car scene…is priceless!

  • jaquio_ylze

    January 10, 2011 at 4:17 am

    ummm, why did you have to use somebody else’s feet an legs in the tub?

  • Nerdy Nerd

    January 29, 2011 at 6:20 am

    Beeeer, alcohol, Rolling rock cock, BEER MAN!!!!!

    Man can I have him on my birthday.

  • StonerB

    April 3, 2011 at 3:08 pm

    kick ass mullet and nice can cock 2 thumbs up

  • StonerB

    April 3, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    O and green giant u can suck my rolling rock cock

  • Born in the wrong time.

    June 2, 2011 at 3:39 am

    James since i found a place to reach you i thought i would say that in a sea of bad directors, excessive CGI, unimaginative plot and characters, diminishing love for old black and white classics and 80â€ēs action and horror you give me hope that there is someone out there that can bring the passion back to film. Your love for cinema can be seen in your ability to make extremely likable material, comprehensive reviews, amazing special effects, and awesome commentaries. Someday you will be one of the greats.

  • Kenlaboss

    June 5, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    you know

  • theretrogamer14

    December 4, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    he better be wearing underwear! 0:05

  • theretrogamer14

    December 4, 2011 at 6:56 pm

    i mean 0:14

    • OlDirtyVinceDm

      January 27, 2012 at 5:11 pm

      @theretrogamer14 obviously he is… -.- did you actually watch the wole thing 11:01

  • TTiiIiiTT

    December 10, 2011 at 2:17 am

    This is funny on so many levels, especially for these reasons: 1. Deciding to use the footage of him mistakingly saying “liceless” and consciously keep saying it. 2. Everytime nurse Scott loses patience with Brad, specifically when scott shoves the banana in Brad’s mouth “I’ve been craving a banana scott, I’ve been CRAVING a banana” “F#cking eat that, G#D damn!” 3. The adlibbing when he says “I can’t swallow, help me swallow it!” then he breaks character and laughs “It’s not funny Scott!”- through the whole video you can tell they’re about to bust out laughing 4. “Scott!? my boxuh briefs ah stuck on tha vent!”- that was pure gold! just the scenario alone is funny, but what’s also funny is that most recovering alcoholics really are pretty much that helpless. 5. James’ dancing as Beer Man, and the out-of-tune guitar. I certainly got a lot out of this video. Thanks.

    • OlDirtyVinceDm

      January 27, 2012 at 5:01 pm

      @TTiiIiiTT and the 2 bluemoon crates for his ass that was epic too

  • sitnsit

    January 6, 2012 at 12:09 am

    James makes a good beer man 🙂

  • SmoothJazzFingerBlast

    January 31, 2012 at 4:47 am

    Where the fuck are the “rimjob” scenes? Classic case of cutting the wrong parts to make a movie “watchable”. I hate you guys. This coulda been a classic.

  • Quintus

    February 1, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    That was fun to watch.

  • Alice Jameson

    April 23, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    That is probably the greatest costume I’ve ever seen. Loved it. ^_^

  • Gunner

    May 9, 2012 at 6:47 pm

    These songs are great! Do the band have a CD of these available? Gotta say this is also one of the funniest short films I’ve ever seen!

  • Shaner117

    June 24, 2012 at 8:06 pm

    This could be a great scenario for a film like the hangover.

  • db555

    July 2, 2012 at 8:23 am

    my typ of hero

  • February 26, 2013 at 6:25 pm

    I love Beer Man !!

  • jomamma

    April 9, 2013 at 6:48 pm

    funny, but what the hell did i just watch!!!

  • Rainbow Dash

    June 13, 2013 at 7:39 pm

    I decided to get frunk that day.

  • windrammingroadkillskunk

    June 19, 2014 at 8:05 pm

    At some point in the future, James should do a feature length remake of this.

  • Richard Fukuda

    July 7, 2015 at 6:14 pm

    Where’s Perrier? It’s sort of a beer.

  • Sam Guzzino

    May 29, 2017 at 3:20 pm

    BEER MAN (2004)

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