CHILDHOOD STUFF: Review of Disney Rides
Here is 10 page scan of a notebook I took with me to Disney Theme in Florida. I was around age 15, and I got very bored while standing in line. So I passed the time by writing reviews of the rides I’d just been on, such as Space Mountain, Haunted Mansion, and Alien Encounter. [...]
CHILDOOD STUFF: Tale of the Creepy Wood Tree
This is something I wrote around age 12. The truth is that yes, the tree had a face, but it took a little imagination to see it. It happened to be the only dead tree in the forest and stuck out from all the green foliage. I had moved into a new neighborhood and the [...]
TMNT Tuesday: Birthday Party 1990
CHILDHOOD STUFF: Return of the Horrorscope
Another horoscope I did for the school newspaper, around age 10. Having trouble reading? I’ll retype it. Having trouble understanding it? Can’t help you there. CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19) Are there any articles that you want to write? Enter the school newspaper club next month. I think a capricorn will. AQUARIUS (January 20 [...]
CHILDHOOD STUFF: The HorrorScope
This is what happened when they put me in charge of the horoscope section of the school newspaper. (about age 9) I was nuts. Let me retype it so you can read better, and so I can see how insane I was. CAPRICORN (Born December 22 to January 19) Something will try to knock you [...]
CHILDHOOD STUFF – A creature of enormous shape
Here’s something I wrote when I was 9 or 10 years old. It shows my illogical and carefree imagination, the kind of stuff I lived for as a kid. I must have been really obsessed with using different fonts. Also, cows roar! I bet you didn’t know that.
James caricature by Mike
Many years ago, Mike and I used to work together at an office job. It drove us out of our minds. To pass the time, we would sometimes draw ridiculous stuff. Here’s a couple caricatures of me that Mike drew. It very accurately represents how I felt at that job.
Surreal drawings
In school, I always had a habit of drawing in my note books. It’s pretty weird. You can tell it’s inspired from German expressionist cinema. I hope one day to make a B&W horror film in this style. This one is heavily inspired by the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. This one was from college, when [...]
Childhood art
I took a painting class when I was 12 years old, inspired by the work of Bob Ross. I remember being really frustrated with these paintings because Bob Ross made it look so easy. It wasn’t. Some weird nightmare made onto scratch board with Indian paint. (around age 13) The teachers must have thought I [...]
