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Okay, well you're obviously here because you want to laugh. If you want cinematic excellency, you're in the wrong place. Some of these are my worst movies ever, but depending on what tickles your fancy, you may find some of them hilarious.

 

It Came from the Toilet (2001)
A doodie monster comes out of a toilet and devours everything in its path.

2 min

12 MB

STONEY (short version) (2001)
An improvised spoof of ROCKY, shot documentary-style. The original cut is over 55 minutes, so I spared you the trouble. Check it out.
See it on YouTube

10 min

30 MB

HOLY SHIT (1998)
A kid is attacked by birds dropping turds.
See it on YouTube

1 min

8 MB

The Boy Who Could Telepathically Tell if Butter Has Salt in it or Not (2003)
A really really really stupid movie, made as an homage to my old "J.R. Productions" era where I edited with two vcr's and used my next door neighbors as actors. The title says it all.

5 min

21 MB

Beer Man (2004)
A raging alcoholic on the outside, but a kind hearted soul inside.

12 min

70 MB

Death Puppy (2000)
With all seriousness, this has got to be my second worst film ever, but its badness is intentional and it happens to be one of my personal comedic favorites.

18 min

117 MB

TEA POTTY (2003)
When visiting a friend in Boston, we had a tea party with stuffed animals. It just had to be done. I experimented with Avid's color correction a lot here, for the first time. This movie's real weird.

4 min

14 MB

THE HERBIVORE (1997)
BY POPULAR REQUEST! This is probably my #1 worst movie ever. It wasn't even edited, it was all shot in-camera. Even the titles were inserted over the raw tape. The music was "audio-dubbed" onto the same tape as well. So despite the cinematic short-comings, it wonderfully depicts the peaceful life of a human herbivore. Yes, he really eats plants.

5 min

34 MB

BATMAN BIRTHDAY CAKE (2007)
No explanation.
1 min

YOU KNOW WHAT'S BULLSHIT (2007)
A series of satirical rants about everyday things that are "bullshit."
PART 1: DVD packaging
PART 2: Pennies
PART 3: Shoe laces
PART 4: Penguins
PART 5: The post office

More episodes coming on the JamesNintendoNerd YouTube account.

 

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