ANN quotes

Just for reference, this is a random list of quotes spoken by the Angry Nintendo Nerd, copied from Screwattack.com's forum, submitted by our G1's.

"Stupid banana raincoat wearing bitch!"
"Cowabunga? Cowafucking piece of dog shit!"

"OH GOD DON'T LET THE BLUE BIRD GETCHA!"
ANN:This is Jessica Rabbit? Well, I'm just calling to say FUCK YOU!
Jessica Rabbit:I hope you're proud of yourself!
ANN:Oh yeah? Well I hope you're proud of yourself and you know what I mean you fucking whore.
Jessica Rabbit:I'm not bad, I'm just drawned that way.
ANN:Yeah, well wait until I draw your suicide note in your own blood you bunny-fucking bitch, I'm coming over and I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill your whole mother fucking family!

"The second you start throwing that shit at him, you've already won! I mean why is it that easy? Did they even test this shitty game out before they released it? What a piece of shit!"
"Stay away from this horrible steaming pile of goat shit!"
"You'll be wishing for the rest of your life that you can invent a time machine, and go back to the day you played that game and just fucking kill yourself!"
"The fact that that game exists is a horrible abomination of mankind."
"Anyone who has beaten this incredibly horrid piece of shit will not have any sense of satisfaction whatsoever, but rather regrets."
"The cold hard fact is that nobody cares but you."
"How about go away you horrid game?"
"Wait until I draw your suicide note on blood you bunny fucking bitch! I'm coming over and I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill your whole motherfucking family!"
"Come on, get over here, you fucknut!"
"All that just for a pizza? Pizza shit!"
"April 'o Neal says, you have my support. Okay, what the hell did she ever do for you? Stupid banana raincoat wearing bitch!"
"How can you have patience when you're in such a fucking hurry?"
"You son of a fuck!"
"Are you really gonna be suicidal enough to go and get that pizza? Who's gonna do that? It's impossible. What a joke!"
"What a shitload of fuck!"
"You can just walk over it?!"
"Cowabunga? Cowafuckingpieceofdogshit! This game is diarehha coming out of my dick, this game is about as appealing as a fucking nerd-infested sewer rat shit! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredders my ass and splinters my balls, this game is an immature asshole detergencey feacle matter! I'd rather yank all the hairs out of my scrotum, I'd rather drink diarehha vomited out of a buffalo's anus. It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it's a piece of shit! And I don't like it."
"I'd rather have a fucking buffalo take a diarehha dumped into my ear that to subject to this horrendous garbage."
"What happened here? Is this Hill Valley or is this hell?"
"Remember when Marty goes around throwing bowling balls at people?"
"Just leave me alone! I'm trying to collect clocks!"
"Suddenly, these orders were passed: "Quick, make a shitty game, name it after a big movie, and then spit it into all the shelves for all the kids to buy for Fifty bucks."
"I'd rather eat out the rotten asshole of a road-kill-skunk than play this game."
"Yes, it's true, Back to the Future 2 & 3, two shitty games for the price of one."
"I always thought that clown was one scary motherfucker."
"Stupid feather-fucking bird bitch."
"Look at his house, it looks like Barney the Dinosaur's testicle!"
"Press here, you dumb fuck!"
"Duh, eh, how do I put the game in?!"
"You'd rather listen to your only infant child choking to death."
"Let's say no to drugs, and let's say no to this fucking game!"
"Sounds pretty shitty! What do you say, shit pickle?"
"There's really only one reason to buy this game, and that's to be able to say "I own Master Chu & the Drunkard Hu", so people can offer me some shit every day."
"It sucks ass now, and it sucked ass then!"
"What kind of a fucking choice is that? I love all the useless information."
"Uh oh, I'm really fucked now!"
"ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Mission 3: Blow shit up! Mission 4: Vent your anger and destroy the TV!"
"Shut the fuck up and let me fight!"
"You're ground bread! You're not coming back!"
"Oh wait. Bimmy & Jimmy?! How did this happen?!! "Bimmy" isn't even a real name!! They didn't even proofread this shitty game before they released it!??!?! There's a typo in a Nintendo game, let alone a fucking Double Dragon game, and it's the first screen!"

"this is kinda fun though you get to punch people. I'm gonna beat up Roger Rabbit now...POW! yeaaah. The only thing that's really annoying is it takes so long to charge that punch. (after charging punch, misses the lady) AHH! Ya know what, it's not fun, ya know what, it just isn't at all, it's just a pain in the fucking ass!
"Can you help me? Go away you horrid man. How about "go away you horrid game!""
can't forget
"oh god! Look, a McFlurrie Man. Those guys are badass!"

Castlevania II
"The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night. How about vanquished this horrible game!"
"The second you start throwing that shit at him, you've already won! I mean why is it that easy? Did they even test this shitty game out before they released it? What a piece of shit!"
"Why do you have to die when you fall in the water? Thats the stupidest thing I've ever seen. This guy can go fight hordes of monsters and he can't even fucking swim!"
TMNT
"Come over here you fucknut!"
"Stupid banana raincoat wearing bitch."
"Son of a fuck!"
"Fuckrat."
"Cock a dookie."
"Bullfuck."
"Jesus Christ almighty!"
BTTF
"Theres a sequal!"
Marty-NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"It fits in a toaster."
Top Gun
"You want more or less? What the fuck kind of choice is that?"
(landing sequence begins)"Oh great now I'm fucked!"
(after failed landing) ASS FFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!!!!
"OK fine as long as I don't have to fucking land on it"
(after failing the refuel) "What the fuck! Look at the plane, it just leaves like "Fuck him!""
WBATNG
"Press here you dumb fuck!"
McKids
"Toasty!"
Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde
"They give you a weapon and it dosen't do anything. Imagine in Zelda if Link's sword didn't do anything."
DD3
"Shut the fuck up and let me fight!"
"Oh wait. Bimmy & Jimmy?! How did this happen?!! "Bimmy" isn't even a real name!! They didn't even proofread this shitty game before they released it!??!?! There's a typo in a Nintendo game, let alone a fucking Double Dragon game, and it's the first screen!"
Heard from some episodes
"What a shitload of fuck!"

Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde
"I can't believe how bad that game is.... I mean, IT'S BAD."
Back To The Future
"You can collect and throw bowling balls. Remember that in the movie?! Remember when Marty goes around and starts throwing bowling balls at people?"
Wally Bear and the NO! Gang
"The music just f*ckin' sucks. I mean, no bad game is complete without some auditory sh*t that makes you want to puke. You'd rather hear the sound of your only infant child choking to death. So, just turn down the volume and while you're at it, just turn off the f*ckin' game."
Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu
"The key in this game is called the "Flaming Key of Freedom." Flaming, huh? Kinda like the "flame whip" from Simon's Quest."
"So after you beat the boss, you get to see the best ending in video game history."
*presents the crappy ending of Chu panning across THE END screen*

Ok all that for a pizza? Pizza shit!"
"Who's that guy with the chainsaw? Remember him from Ninja Turtles I sure don't."
"You would have thought that they woulda put more ninja turtle characters in the game, like Baxtor Stockman, The Rat King, Krang. And it wasn't like Krang was a minor character who came in the fifth season of the show, he was right there from the beginning. So like there's no excuse, there was no excuse not to have him there. I mean instead make way for the missle balloons, flying robot head, those little butterfly things, Mr. Fireman."
"They're turtles for fuck sakes, they can't even swim?"
"Some game designer is who's laughing his ass off just decided to put a pizza down there."
"This game is diareah coming out of my dick!"
"Shredder's my ass and splinter's my balls."
"I sucking fucks, it fucking sucks.

"I would rather fly a cargo plane filled with rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong"

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