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COMPLETE LIST

Here's all of the movies available to watch on my site. They're in no order whatsoever, and they're not up to date, so I recommend using the other categories. In the near future, hopefully I'll organize them a little more.

The Deader the Better (2005)
Lloyd and his partner Earl work overnight in
a cemetery where the dead rise from their
graves to devour human flesh, or at least try.
Lloyd’s job duty is to keep the corpses down,
which he accomplishes by slaughtering them
brutally. Earl reluctantly cleans the mess,
annoyed by his partner’s sloppy work and his
lack of respect for the dead. If they can
manage to get along, they might get out alive,
because this night, all hell’s gonna break loose!

17 min,

98 MB

DEMO REEL (2006)
Clips from my best work.

2 min,

18 MB

	The Jersey Odysseys: Episode I - LEGEND OF THE BLUE HOLE (2004) A portrait of a rebel and his search for the unknown. When he learns of a secret lake "The Blue Hole" hidden in the Pine Barrens, rumored to be bottomless and the home of the Jersey Devil, he becomes determined to find it. Could it really be a passageway to Hell or something else? This was my Senior film for college and is the pilot episode for a series that I'd like to do based on real urban legends in the state of New Jersey, which I call "The Devil's Garden". Inspired by The Twilight Zone and Weird NJ magazines.	22 min,
	CINEMAPHOBIA (2001) Comical psychological horror film about an overworked movie star being stalked in his dreams by an evil camera.	10 min,
	CURSE OF THE CAT LOVER'S GRAVE (2003) A horror film shot in three acts, each dealing with a different kind of horror, the CHILLER, the SHOCKER, and the SPLATTER flick. HOSTED BY STUDENTFILMS.com	12 min ? MB
	THE HERBIVORE (1997) BY POPULAR REQUEST! One of my worst films ever.	5 min 34 MB
	HOLY SHIT (1998) A kid is attacked by birds dropping turds.	1 min ? MB
	LA MOMIA MEXICANA (2005) An Egyptian mummy rises in Mexico and has a party!	2 min 17 MB
	MUNKY CHEEZ 3k (2004) The truth about monkeys and cheese.	1 min 5 MB
	RETURN OF MUNKY CHEEZ: Munky Cheez 3k, Part II (2004) Portrait of a crazy monkey family.	2 min 10 MB
	MUNKY GO BOOM: Return of Munky Cheez, Part II, Munky Cheez 3k, Part III (2004) Third in the Munky Cheez trilogy is a music video full of monkeys, cheese, and explosions!	3 min 17 MB
	It Came from the Toilet (2001) A doodie monster comes out of a toilet and devours everything in its path.	2 min 12 MB
	Once Upon a Time, on a Farm (2002) Clay animated tale of a drunken farmer and his monstrous wife.	1 min 9 MB
	LAZER FARM 2010 (2003) War is for animals.	1 min 9 MB
	1.21 GIGAWATTS (REDUX) (2006) An homage to Christopher Lloyd and one of the greatest films of all time, Back to the Future. See also the old version from 2003.	3 min 17 MB
	DEATH SUIT (2004) Made for the Philadelphia 48 Hour Film Project, 2004.	9 min 15 MB
	DEATH SEEN (2005) Made for the Philadelphia 48 Hour Film Project, 2005.	6 min 11 MB
	DEATH SECRET (2006) Made for the Philadelphia 48 Hour Film Project, 2006.	6 min 61 MB
	MECHANICAL LOSSES (2004) A comical exaggeration of the sadness of losing a car, yet also portrays the grim reality of a near-death experience of mine.	5 min 30 MB
	DEMO REEL (2004) A collection of clips from my movies dating from 1997-2004. This is just for nostalgia, otherwise watch my superior 2006 Demo Reel.	5 min 22 MB
	BACKYARD HORROR FILM (2003) The making of "Curse of the Cat Lover's Grave"	3 min 15 MB
	SCREAM: The Real Movie (2005) A montage of screams from horror movies.	4 min 27 MB
	The Feeling of Terror (1997) I took a summer video class where I got my hands on some analog editing gear and made a horror movie montage. There's some tight editing here, check it out.	3 min 21 MB
	GENERATION: T.M.N.T. (2003) Are you in your 20's and still love to play with your old toys? Then check this out!	5 min 43 MB
	BEER MAN (2004) A raging alcoholic on the outside, but a kind hearted soul inside.	12 min 70 MB
	Welcome to this World (2000) A neon puppet show spectacular!	3 min 23 MB
	Death Puppy (2000) With all seriousness, this has got to be my worst film ever, but its badness is intentional and it happens to be one of my personal comedic favorites.	18 min 117 MB
	A Musical Tribute to Ed Wood (2002) My 100th movie and an homage to the so-called worst director of all time, Ed Wood. It's a music video with an original song that parodies Johnny B Goode.	3 min 21 MB
	CINEMASSACRE 101(2002) A documentary on the 100 films I made.	17 min 110 MB
	The Lost ROCKY Montage (2006) This is the lost ROCKY montage from 1984 featuring progressive rock legend Survivor known for their smash hit "Eye of the Tiger" in Rocky III (1982) and "Burning Heart" in Rocky IV (1985). However, in between, they recorded Vital Signs which many consider to be their best album, but none of its songs made it to a rocky film, other than this montage that was never used. Of Course, this is fan-made. I'm the fan.	4 min 22 MB
	The Angry Nintendo Nerd presents... Selections of reviews of the worst Nintendo games.	___
	Master of Melodramatic Kung Fu Death Punch! A tribute to Sony Chiba from The Street Fighter.	1 min 11 MB
	Car Wash Commercial 1 (2005) Car Wash Commercial 2 (2005) The first videos of mine to be aired on television. They're commercials I made for All Seasons Car wash in Hazleton, PA. Music and voice over recorded by Kyle Justin.	(both) 30 secs 5 MB
	TEA POTTY (2003) When visiting a friend in Boston, we had a tea party with stuffed animals. It just had to be done. I experimented with Avid's color correction a lot here, for the first time. This movie's a real weird one.	4 min 14 MB
	The Boy Who Could Telepathically Tell if Butter Has Salt in it or Not (2003) A really really really stupid movie, made as an homage to my old "J.R. Productions" era where I edited with two vcr's and used my next door neighbors as actors. The title says it all.	5 min 21 MB
	TICKING AWAY (2002) Even though I attended an art college, I still had to take a science class, and the final project was pretty much up in the air, so I made an artsy science project. It's basically a music video to Pink Floyd's "Time."	5 min 6 MB
	THE NIGHT PROWLER (2002) This was a class project. The assignment was to do a "long take", to film something happening in one fluent shot, but instead I cheated and used very swift pans of the camera to disguise the cuts. The instructor liked the way I broke the rule. The subject is loosley based on Edgar Allan Poe's "Imp of the Perverse", the tale of a murderer confident in hiding from detection.	3 min 32 MB
	THE DEVIL'S CHILD (2001) A music video for Judas Priest starring my evil schizophrenic cat, Moody, who also has bipolar disorder and ADHD. Includes footage of her as a kitten and as an adult. Cat Lovers and Metalheads rejoice.	4 min 15 MB
	STONEY (short version) (2001) An improvised spoof of ROCKY, shot documentary-style. The original cut is over 55 minutes, so I spared you the trouble. Check it out.	10 min 30 MB
	KUNG FU WEREWOLF FROM OUTER SPACE (2001) A dialogue-free movie about an alien that comes down to Earth and meets a gay sensei who trains him in martial arts and later gets bitten by a werewolf, becoming the title. Keep in mind, this was shot on VHS and edited using two vcr's. The foley sound effects and music fading in and out was all done live, during playback. Considering, I didn't have access to buy digital technology yet, the movie came out great. I built a spaceship in my backyard and my actors, Rob Worton and Kevin Finn pushed theirselves to the physcial limits, staging an epic martial arts battle which raged on through the late hours of the snowy night in the dead middle of freezing cold January. While this movie is really LONG and primitve in its juvenile nature, the kung fu fight at the end is worth skipping to. The outtakes which follow are funny as well. Overall, this one's for hardcore fans only.	27 min 81 MB
	BLACK SABBATH (2000) A music video for... Black Sabbath. All of the stock footage is mine, borrowed from my older films. This is one of the last editing jobs I've ever done using my primitive two-VCR method, without any computers, not even the title in the beginning. Some of the cutting near the end is so fast, that certain shots last only a fraction of a second which really is amazing, considering it was just two-VCRs.	6 min 25 MB
	ART SCHOOL PROJECT (2000) Watch the horror and frustration an art student must go through.	5 min 20 MB
	THE MIND THAT MAKES THE MATTER (2000) A psychological journey through the tormented mind of an art student. This one is very experimental and long, and very rushed, because it was done around class, and nobody had time to act in it, so it's for hardcore fans only. It's an important step in my evolution as a filmmaker.	25 min 54 MB
	The Head Incident (TRAILER) (1999) This is a newly cut trailer of a 57 minute tounge-in-cheek horror film about a murderous dummy head floating around and a mysterious man in black controlling it and driving people to insanity. At the time, this was my masterpiece, but it was too long.	1 min 4 MB
	Rumble in the Jungle (TRAILER) (1997) This is a trailer of a 17 minute film I did when I was just learning to edit... using two VCR's. Notice how the titles are shot over the television screen.	1 min 4 MB
	Monster Mash (1996) This is first in a series of monster music videos I made, using clips from horror/sci-fi films. Keep in mind, this was edited using two-VCR's and my only way to dub music at the time, was to videotape the television screen and play the music back live.	3 min 15 MB
	Jim Carrey Kaufman Vs. the Hyper-Active Shit Monkeys (2000) Cut out animation using images from magazines. This was all done in front of a camera, no computer-aided editing.	2 min 7 MB
	First Cut-Out Animation (1993) I did this early animation during a Saturday class at art school when I was only 13 years old.	6 min 40 MB
	HEAVEN AND HELL (2006) A music video for Black Sabbath. This is my first movie shot outside of the country during a trip to England and Scotland.	7 min 66 MB
	ONE MAN'S EPIC (2006) The same film as above, but with an original score by Ryan Paul.	5 min 49 MB
	An animated spoof and semi-sequel to "Wizard of Oz" and "Return to Oz." It's a mix between South Park, Monty Python and Aqua Teen Hugner Force. Warning: extreme foul language and offensiveness. WATCH IT ON CINEMASSACRE.COM WATCH THE CENSORED VERSION ON YOUTUBE.COM WATCH THE TRAILER, QT 15 MB WATCH THE TRAILER ON YOUTUBE.COM	25 min ------
	CRASH AND BURN CALIFORNIA (2004) A quick and fun music video experiment.	3 min 30 MB

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