House on Haunted Hill (1959)

Mike Matei / October 30th, 2015

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  • Berkeley_Bum

    October 30, 2015 at 3:17 am

    One more day till Halloween! Hell yeah!

    • Berkeley_Bum

      October 30, 2015 at 3:26 am

      Also, did you check out Mike’s stream? He beat Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde!!! Congrats Mike! Do you feel strongeth welling in your body? LOL!

      • Weldin Dunn

        October 30, 2015 at 3:33 pm

        You spelled something wrong. It’s “conglaturation”, not “congratulations”.

      • TheFreakMachine

        September 23, 2016 at 6:38 am

        Go and rest our heroes.

    • RandyPan

      October 30, 2015 at 1:01 pm

      …Halloween, Halloween! One more day till Halloween! Silver Shamrock!

  • October 30, 2015 at 3:25 am

    Its Cinemassacres Monster Mudd Butt!

  • Rennie Page

    October 30, 2015 at 3:28 am

    Where’s the glitch gremlin James!!!

  • October 30, 2015 at 4:14 am

    I watched the remake back in 1998 in theater twice and it was scary but watching it on regular screen TV sucks.

  • Sweetdeath

    October 30, 2015 at 5:01 am

    The skeleton pushing the woman into the acid pool is my favorite scene. I see that gif everywhere.

  • October 30, 2015 at 5:10 am

    This was actually pretty good. Probably the film-maker realized that, if the characters all did the sensible thing, there’d be no movie. Any William Castle film always makes me think of Matinee (1993), starring John Goodman as a Castle-expy.

  • Zces

    October 30, 2015 at 6:00 am

    I actually didnt know that the 1998 version was a remake. Thanks for this review. I will check this one out! And maybe it was a ghost and not your dvd that glithed it out. haha!
    Maybe soon have a Evil Dead 2013 review soon now when Ash vs Evil Dead is out? Love your work Cinemassacre but too bad that Halloween tradition didnt exist in Sweden when I was growing up.

  • Paul Sendell

    October 30, 2015 at 6:02 am

    the ‘it’s cinemassacres moooooonster maaaaadness’ intro cracked me up xD

    • bud

      October 30, 2015 at 9:16 am

      Yeah, seems like it keeps getting more and more distorted as it goes on.

  • October 30, 2015 at 6:02 am

    It’s fair to say that the “Old Dark House” story was a bit cliche’ by this point, James, but keep in mind “The Haunting” came out in 1963, and is arguably one of the high watermarks for the entire genre. Modern perceptions of “Haunted Houses” (including Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion attraction) owe a LOT the The Haunting, so let’s not bury the genre just yet.

    (that being said, how about a review of “The Haunting” (1963) in an upcoming Monster Madness installment?)

  • The Wicker Man

    October 30, 2015 at 8:09 am

    I saw this after i’d seen the 90’s remake in the cinema and it was still enjoyable. Any movie with Vincent Price in it is worth a watch simply because of THAT voice!

  • Mark Ruzicka

    October 30, 2015 at 8:22 am

    Whoa James. You must really like this movie. That was one of the longest Moster Madness reviews I can remember.

  • Fred . Fuchs

    October 30, 2015 at 8:45 am

    The clip at 00:45 is in Rob Zombie’s Dragula music video.

  • D3MoNR3N0

    October 30, 2015 at 9:00 am

    absolutely love this movie. I like it more than the remake by quite a bit.

  • bud

    October 30, 2015 at 9:16 am

    Hehe, the DVD glitch was the scariest part!

  • PPerfect_CJ

    October 30, 2015 at 10:08 am

    Remakes usually kind of suck, but I actually LOVED the remake of this one. It was creepy as hell!

  • Cilliandrew

    October 30, 2015 at 10:12 am

    I actually just watched this one on TCM a couple of weeks back. I was surprised how much i enjoyed it. It had some legit jump scares. The climax was silly, but i loved the line “When you started playing this game of MURDER, you didn’t realize *I* was playing, too.”

  • JayRam

    October 30, 2015 at 10:35 am

    Did James just flub the intro? xD

    • MrBrrumpkins

      October 30, 2015 at 12:04 pm

      Yeah, which is silly. Some of the intros were corny and don’t fit into MM. Well, there’s more important things to worry about. James saved this year’s MM with his awesomeness, ability of gnarlyness, shit kickin’, foot in assing and other types of things dealing with fists and windramming.

      • October 30, 2015 at 12:12 pm

        the intros are awesome!!

      • JayRam

        October 30, 2015 at 5:48 pm

        You know, I usually don’t care if other people help James out with the intros, each one bringing something new to it. But this year, the guy burping “It’s Cinemassacre’s Monster Madness” was horrible. I’m thinking, Are we fucking 8 again?

  • October 30, 2015 at 12:11 pm

    i saw this film a few months ago, it was really good
    Happy almost Halloween

  • MonsterMovieSciFi fan

    October 30, 2015 at 12:14 pm

    you guys should Upload the glitchy dvd scene it’s really weird

  • STeVo808

    October 30, 2015 at 12:35 pm

    Now I’d really really REALLY like a review of the 1998 remake!

  • RandyPan

    October 30, 2015 at 1:00 pm

    Your DVD is colorized?

  • Alexander Braun

    October 30, 2015 at 2:33 pm

    Ultimate Private Domain Horror Bill:
    Night of the Living Dead
    Carnival of Souls
    House on Haunted Hill

  • Weldin Dunn

    October 30, 2015 at 3:40 pm

    Did he say “the same sly wit as Hitchcock”? Sly wit… Baby Geniuses?!?!?!

  • dansims

    October 30, 2015 at 9:33 pm

    I saw this film on TV when i was very young, about 7, and the only part i remember was the skeleton, it take the shit out of me..lol. I wonder if Cinemassacre ever talk about the only good haunted house ever made, The Haunting ?

  • aaronpr0n

    October 31, 2015 at 12:41 am

    No mention of the Dark Castle remake?

  • greedo

    October 31, 2015 at 1:13 am

    Haven’t seen this one, maybe I’ll watch it later, but it’s not high on my priority list. I do remember seeing a haunting movie made in the 70’s about paranormal investigators trying to survive the night in a haunted place. Or… at least people. It was invitation only. Can’t remember the name of it for the life of me, as I saw it years ago, but that one is definitely worth checking out. It has some kind of machine in it towards the end, don’t know what it was. But that one had a lot of deaths in it.

    I did see the remake of this, and it was… disappointing to say the least. The CGI Ghosts were about as frightening as Casper the Friendly Ghost. Only one shot was really scary, and I won’t say what it was, so as not to spoil it. I did like Owen Wilson’s character in that one, though. He was hilarious!

  • DMM_poo

    October 31, 2015 at 3:11 am

    I love the riff tracks version of this movie.

  • meinerHeld

    October 31, 2015 at 4:33 pm

    Nice one Mr. Glitch!

  • TagaZok

    October 31, 2015 at 5:42 pm

    The remake was good but the black and white original is just right for à Halloween marathon of horror classics… Good review.

  • TagaZok

    October 31, 2015 at 5:44 pm

    Hell yeah Vincent price

  • fantasticfink

    November 1, 2015 at 1:53 am

    Wow. You really butchered this one. I am still kind of scared of it to this day.

    Also, I thought the actor who played Watson Pritchard was amazing.

  • Ben_from_G-town

    November 1, 2015 at 7:04 am

    This movie is self-aware and making fun of its genre? I don’t know about that. This movie just came off as really bad to me. I saw it live with Rifftrax commentary in theater with some friends one time. Now that was a good time.

    • Ben_from_G-town

      November 1, 2015 at 7:07 am

      But yeah that is one creepy DVD glitch, though. 😛

  • lotusclown

    November 2, 2015 at 4:00 am

    yeah.. that last bit was disturbing James, i think the classic monsters may be trying to tell you to stop drawing attention to them and let them remain dead. lol

  • November 2, 2015 at 2:30 pm

    That DVD glitching (or poor encoding) could easily be used for any creepy stuff.

  • Erwinator

    November 4, 2015 at 5:00 pm

    I remember that my mother laughed a lot when she saw that caretaker’s wife/witch.

  • Adam Locascio

    February 22, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    I tried watching this movie 3 times….I kept falling asleep.

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