Mike Matei / February 10th, 2015
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February 10, 2015 at 3:11 am
Awesome! Absolutely love when you do movie reviews. It’s just something about your take on things that really hits home. Always has.
February 10, 2015 at 3:21 am
hey james loving your reviews of Friday the 13 series. It’s made want to go back and rewatch them. My reason for posting today is that i’m having some trouble with the videos freezing up lately. I get this weird explanation point on the screen and I have to reload the page and find where I was. It’s getting annoying. This hasn’t been happening on any other video sites I frequent. Please look into it.
February 10, 2015 at 3:43 am
I too remember watching these on TNT. Me and my brother stayed up all night watching these with out are parents knowledge haha.
February 10, 2015 at 1:17 pm
Me too, minus the brother part.
February 10, 2015 at 5:45 am
Tommy Jarvis from part 4 becomes a continuous character in three movies and I think that’s cool. Even though 5 is pretty garbagey.
February 10, 2015 at 6:20 am
Ah, good ole MonsterVision. That marathon they did of these movies was fun. “Then again, it’s just a movie, none of it’s real. So fuck it.” 😀
February 10, 2015 at 6:57 am
The boy Jason could also be Alice reconstruction after the drowning incident. From our view, she never actually saw Jason, she was just grabbed from behind… 🙂 In other words, Jason in her mind is a boy, when in fact he is grown up
February 10, 2015 at 10:00 am
I always thought that when Jason “drowned” as a boy he never really died and suffered bad brain damage which is why it looks like he has down syndrome when the bag falls off his head in part 2. His mother found him but considered him “dead” since he wasnt the same. He doesnt become a zombie until Jason lives and the lightning struck him. Thats my theory anyway
February 10, 2015 at 1:18 pm
Good one. The Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash comics say Jason’s a deadite. Damn Necronomicon.
February 10, 2015 at 10:14 am
This is my favorite F13 movie. I still haven’t see The Town That Dreaded Sundown, which is where the filmmakers ripped off Jason’s image from (hooded Jason). Apparently it has a sequel as well, released last year.
February 10, 2015 at 11:51 am
I’m so used to seeing some type of monster madness intro before a review like this. I know it’s not October, but it don’t feel right without.
February 10, 2015 at 12:29 pm
This don’t kill the dog thing is just ridiculous. Maybe something you say in front of chicks, but at war, people will eat dogs. And thank God for that.
February 10, 2015 at 1:19 pm
It’s a movie, not war.
February 10, 2015 at 11:10 pm
It’s sort of an “unwritten rule” with horror movies (and movies in general). There were three things you did not show getting killed: 1) Pets
2) Children (babies are included)
3) Pregnant women
At least…that USED to be the unwritten rule… Seems like anything goes nowadays and that’s why I believe horror movies have *seriously* gone downhill. : /
February 10, 2015 at 12:37 pm
I love how this review ended with James simply saying:
“So fuck it.”
February 10, 2015 at 2:17 pm
Since when did James get the rights back to allow him to show movie footage on his site?
February 10, 2015 at 7:13 pm
Did he ever lose them? I know he couldn’t in AVGN because of the DVD sales or something, but he’s been using tons of movie clips in Monster Madness every year.
February 10, 2015 at 2:32 pm
Don´t try to find a sense in those movies. Simply fuck it! 😉
February 10, 2015 at 3:07 pm
I never liked Jason in this one– the running kills it (no pun). He doesn’t get cool until part 4— and then even cooler in part 7 😉
February 10, 2015 at 6:41 pm
I was watching the fist 7 in a marathon so I really enjoy watching these, and as has been said; you have a great way with words. Kudos kudos kudos
February 10, 2015 at 7:58 pm
Kick him right in the nuts!
February 10, 2015 at 8:27 pm
Yeah, Jason could run in part 2, but not in the following movies. I think it’s because he wasn’t as beat up as in the later movies. But then again, I’m just fucking retarded, so what the hell do I know?
February 11, 2015 at 12:03 pm
Jason runs in 3 as well, and 4
February 10, 2015 at 9:15 pm
The thing that always made me question this movie was the fact that a boat load of the kids go to town and are never heard from again. That must have been one hell of a pub crawl.
February 10, 2015 at 10:39 pm
Awesome! Although I was hoping you would devote a bit more time than 6 minutes to this review as it’s my favorite Friday The 13th film. Still good though. The questions that arise are pretty much questions I asked myself as well. Although remember there is a reoccurring character in the series in the form of Tommy Jarvis. Also the dog doesn’t get killed in Part 2, remember the very end? 🙂 😉
February 10, 2015 at 11:15 pm
Haha I like how the video ends with just the phrase, “fuck it.” Brilliant.
February 11, 2015 at 12:09 am
Same problem here…video won’t load at all. Tried reinstalling flash, but that did nothing. 😕
February 11, 2015 at 12:57 am
Best of the series.
That window pitchfork moment is one of the most surprising scares in a film.
February 11, 2015 at 12:59 am
as far as I knew, Jason was a living psycho til he died and was resurrected in Friday the 13th part 5.. he’s a zombie from part 5 onward
February 11, 2015 at 12:02 pm
Jason wasn’t in part 5
February 11, 2015 at 1:24 am
Thanks james, for NOT doing these as a mosnter madness. As classic of slasher movies they are, they stink. A monster madness devoted halfway to this series would be a nightmare
February 11, 2015 at 3:06 am
This is like getting monster madness twice in one year. Amazing.
February 11, 2015 at 3:11 am
This is so great! And Part 2 is actually a pretty good Friday the 13th movie.
February 11, 2015 at 12:52 pm
Crazy Ralph, no!
February 11, 2015 at 10:05 pm
James sounds uninterested and underwhelmed in these videos…
February 12, 2015 at 10:26 am
I laughed more than I should with the kick on the balls remark… In terms of recurring characters we do have Tommy Jarvis spanning three films, but I always hated him, maybe because he was portrayed by Corey Feldman when he was introduced, always hated that prick…
February 12, 2015 at 2:33 pm
Lol that ending “non of it is real, so fuck it.” Pretty much sums up all those stupid theories about movies and TV series “actually” happening all in a character’s mind. (eg Adventure Time and Harry Potter)
February 13, 2015 at 9:37 am
I don’t think it’s a problem that Jason is now a middle-aged person. It seems to me that the death of his mother lead to Jason being reborn as a supernatural monster who’s killing everyone entering his sacred territory. I mean come on, this guy survives even being blown to pieces, how uncommon should it be for him growing some centimeters in some years? 😀
February 13, 2015 at 11:43 pm
LOL, I’m enjoying these REE- VIEWS. On to part 3.
February 14, 2015 at 12:11 am
Fun trivia: The gal who survives this movie went on to take Michael J. Fox’s virginity on “Family Ties” and did a commercial for Carefree Sugarless Gum.
February 14, 2015 at 12:36 am
He didn’t run; he trotted across. It was definitely a trot.
February 14, 2015 at 8:04 pm
Hey, James! Why didn’t you mention, that Jason here looks EXACTLY like the killer from ‘The Town That Dreaded Sundown’? This movie talks about the events, which took it’s place in 1946 and Jason’s birthday is also in 1946, so there is much resemblances!
February 16, 2015 at 10:33 am
Great review! I forgot about the burlap mask in this one!
February 17, 2015 at 3:05 pm
“You can kill as many people as you want but you never kill a pet” – that’s exactly how I felt with movies from back when I was kid till this day. Thank you for saying it out loud.
February 17, 2015 at 8:34 pm
can you please upload these to youtube?
February 18, 2015 at 3:30 am
every single time I watch your review of any flick, it reminds me of when my dad would talk about the movies, except you’re so much more in depth with the scenes, so, Mr. Rolfe, thank you for all that you do
February 19, 2015 at 7:12 pm
Well Freddy vs Jason vs Ash said Jason was raised via the Necronomicon, and since it’s in Jason Goes to Hell, I’m inclined to believe that’s canon in the films too
February 20, 2015 at 1:59 pm
Hmm so, I’ve never been much of a Friday the 13th fan, and have never seen this movie. I am only familiar with the classic version of Jason. In some of the scenes you showed. He almost feels like a somewhat sympathetic character. Like he was just a big man child. Killing out of some misplaced way of honoring his dead mother. In the later movies he just a killing machine with no real purpose then to kill because he happens to be there. No defending his home, or seeking revenge for his mother. His just doing it just because for no real reason.
February 25, 2015 at 8:49 pm
Favourite Cinemassacre quote ‘But that’s my favourite part! I want it to be real! Well in the end none of it’s real because it’s a movie so f*** it!’
March 17, 2015 at 5:04 am
Jason wearing a bag
That’s better than u making a CatDog Movie
March 17, 2015 at 5:05 am
October 7, 2015 at 10:30 pm
Well my theory is that Jason never died and he was living in the woods. I think he just has retard strength and doesn’t actually die until Part 4.
November 6, 2015 at 4:16 pm
I always just assumed he wasn’t a zombie, but he was some sort of supernaturally fueled undead. His form is correlated to his needs and power. He shows up as a child in the beginning because his mother just died, it’s a child like response to losing his mom. As he goes on he gets bigger and stronger, whether he’s fueled by rage or by his kills, or maybe even by his own mythology, as his story gets bigger he gets bigger. It makes sense to me.
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