AVGN: Desert Bus

Mike Matei / May 28th, 2014

It’s the 10 year anniversary since the first episode of the Angry Video Game Nerd!

In this episode the Nerdย takes a look at Desert Bus and Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest Redaction! Desert Bus was a mini game that was included on Penn & Teller’s Smoke and Mirrors (and unreleased game planned for the Sega CD). It was developed by Imagineering and published by Absolute Entertainment. Absolute went out of business so the game was never released but the Nerd was able to obtain a copy to torture himself with! In Desert Bus, you drive a bus from Arizona to Las Vegas in real time. It’s considered one of the worst games ever made, making it ripe for a review by the Nerd!

Then the Nerd takes a look at Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest Redacted – a hack that improves upon the flaws in the original NES game.

Big AVGN movie update coming soon!ย http://cinemassacre.com/2012/11/10/avgn-the-movie-trailer/

Comments

  • Dan Simmons

    May 28, 2014 at 11:59 am

    New Nerd!! Rejoice!!

    • BrandeX

      May 28, 2014 at 9:40 pm

      You’re in the big leagues now James. This vid just got a mention and retweet from Penn Jilette.

      • Don Skiver

        May 28, 2014 at 10:19 pm

        Haha! Looks like you got yourself an admirer, James! Feels kinda humbling doesn’t it? I’m totally looking forward to the film, and I can’t fucking wait to see it! I liked this episode, felt like a nice segue to the AVGN Movie.

    • June 22, 2014 at 5:21 pm

      Rejoice indeed, also rejoice at the fact that there are 79 inspiring stories out there

  • May 28, 2014 at 12:00 pm

    I must have that calender ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Matthew Cole

      May 28, 2014 at 11:59 pm

      I have that calender! Ordered it from a scholastic reader catalog in 1st grade. The next year’s edition too. Seeing this really brought me home.

  • May 28, 2014 at 12:02 pm

    YES FINALLY! THANK YOU JAMES! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • May 28, 2014 at 12:04 pm

    HELLZ Yeah a new nerd video!

  • flawn scorpion

    May 28, 2014 at 12:12 pm

    Fucking Amazing! I Love You !

  • Lukas Sprehn

    May 28, 2014 at 12:16 pm

    Happy ten year anniversary of The Angry Video Game Nerd everyone! And congratulations to you, James, for maintaining the poupularity and the authenticity of the show for this long. Here’s to ten more years, or maybe even twenty! I can’t wait to watch the movie ๐Ÿ™‚

    • gariss90

      May 29, 2014 at 1:18 am

      Wow,there is nothing wrong with being a fan, but you seem really obsessed with James. You really gotta calm down

      • Lukas Sprehn

        May 29, 2014 at 9:09 pm

        I’m a regular viewer. I am regular commenter. What is wrong with that, huh? Is it that you think that I have nothing better to do? That I do nothing but hang around this site and wait for videos to be posted? Why do you have to be such a jerk? Why don’t you say this to any of the other regular commenters? The ones that probably post way more than me? please, don’t be so rude!

      • Lukas Sprehn

        May 29, 2014 at 9:14 pm

        I just noticed your other comment regarding my idea of using Kevin Smith’s Smodcast Pictures to distribute his film. You are the one that needs to “get a grip buddy.” I may be a passionate fan, like many others, but I do actually care about many other things out there. I do actually have a life.

      • arigatoor

        May 30, 2014 at 2:09 pm

        @Gariss90:
        I have been a frequent visitor of the cinemassacre site and I also have noticed that Lukas comments on many videos, but I never thought of it as a “bad thing” as you imply here – if anything I thought it was very cool.

        If I remember correctly, Lukas was one of the people who offered to help out with some visual effects for the AVGN movie when James Rolfe was looking for VFX artists in a blog post (I found the blog post: http://cinemassacre.com/2013/02/09/vfx-artists-wanted-for-avgn-the-movie/ ). This means he is studying at a film school or is already working in the film industry.

        Now this is speculation on my part, but something tells me that Lukas also watched James Rolfe’s autobiographical videos “Cinemassacre 200” and “The Dragon in my Dreams”, two videos that are very inspiring and eye-opening, especially to people who are studying film or are planning to do so (I am studying media communication, which is not exactly film production, but my ambition is to head in that direction as well and I felt those videos were very encouraging). So I think Lukas, as many other avid followers, cheers James on by commenting here, primarily because he sees him as a role model for film makers, not necessarily because of an “obsession” with the fictional character of the Angry Video Game Nerd.

        Also, I am sure there are other fans who also comment a lot of the videos, but most of the time you spot Lukas because he uses a photo of his face as his avatar picture while most commentators on here have these automatically generated pixelated space invaders-like avatars.

        If you wonder, why I remember posts from back then and reply to your comment, Lukas’ name sounds like he is either from Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Germany or Austria and I am from Germany, so every time I read a comment by him I thought: “Cool, it’s that guy from Europe who maybe does not live too far away from where I live” (I personally don’t know other AVGN fans in Germany).

      • Lukas Sprehn

        May 30, 2014 at 2:37 pm

        Thanks Arigatoor. And yes, I am actually from Europe. From Denmark even, which is one of the countries you mentioned. And you also hit the nail on the head with why I am here, and why I cheer James on. I also think that your theory about the avatar thing makes sense. It’s really hard to tell everyone apart on here hah ๐Ÿ˜›
        You’re also right about me wanting to work in the industry. After I stopped working on the AVGN Movie’s visual effects departement I moved on to some of my friends’ projects. Things like Grim: A Tale of Death. Maybe you’ve heard of it. It’s a huge dark fantasy web series some British friends of mine are making. I am on the project as the visual effects consultant. And I have some other cool stuff coming up ๐Ÿ™‚ I primarily want to actually write the stories for films though. And also write novels. Just write stories in general, no matter the medium it’s for. But when I do decide I want to work on a project, like the AVGN Movie, or Grim, it’s always because I really believe in the people and in the projects themselves. I’d never say yes to working on Big Brother for example, even if they decided to give me a hundred million dollars. It would never happen. Glad to meet a fellow European fan by the way! ๐Ÿ™‚

      • arigatoor

        May 31, 2014 at 11:19 am

        You’re welcome, Lukas. My timing of reading through the recent Cinemassacre blog posts could have been better, because I just now discovered the dispute in the comment section of the May 26 VFX update (I usually skim those short blog posts). Oh boy. I would have posted my reply there if I had discovered those comments before Gariss90’s one here.

        Anyways, I just looked up the indie gogo video of Grim, it looks awesome. It’s off-topic, so I am going to write you a message on facebook (I assume you have an account and use your real name there as well). It would be cool to stay in contact, also with regards to any potential AVGN movie premiere events in Europe.
        – Philipp Nowatschin

        And congratulations to James & Mike, for a decade of AVGN and more than a decade of making films! Keep up the good work!

      • er

        June 6, 2014 at 11:00 am

        Wow,there is nothing wrong with being a fan, but you seem really obsessed with Lukas. You really gotta calm down

      • arigatoor

        June 8, 2014 at 11:33 am

        @ER:
        Well played.

  • May 28, 2014 at 12:16 pm

    Happy Birthday AVGN!

  • May 28, 2014 at 12:16 pm

    AWESOME VIDEO! I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU DO NEXT!

  • Dan Simmons

    May 28, 2014 at 12:17 pm

    YOU CANT RETIRE!!

  • May 28, 2014 at 12:18 pm

    Happy Birthday AVGN! Happy ten year anniversary! Been watching for years! I watch your videos every day! Cant wait to see more! Keep up the great work! love you so much james! i wish you the best in everything you do!

  • Rygar1

    May 28, 2014 at 12:25 pm

    “The word of the Nerd has been heard.” Put that on a t-shirt James, Don’t be surprised if it ends up selling like hotcakes. Might just buy a couple myself…

  • Shaun Roberts

    May 28, 2014 at 12:30 pm

    You really had me fooled. I really thought this was the end of the Nerd. 10 year anniversary, going full circle back to Simon’s Quest and the movie nearing completion.

    So glad that AVGN will continue. I hope you’re making these videoes until you’re 80!

  • taykel

    May 28, 2014 at 12:45 pm

    My God! I think this is the most emotional Nerd episode ever! You saying it is time to retire had me almost crying. Of course I know you aren’t because you have a movie on the way. What a great way to celebrate ten years. I hope you have ten more years for this show to go on. Reviewing shitty games until the end of time. God bless you AVGN!

  • Orionsaint

    May 28, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    Yeah James but… “Where did you learn to drive?” “Where did you learn to drive?” “Where did you learn to drive?” “Where did you learn to drive?” “Where did you learn to drive?” “Where did you learn to drive?” “Where did you learn to drive?” “Where did you learn to drive?” “Where did you learn to drive?” “Where did you learn to drive?” “Where did you learn to drive?” “Where did you learn to drive?” “Where did you learn to drive?” “Where did you learn to drive?” “Where did you learn to drive?” “Where did you learn to drive?” “Where did you learn to drive?” “Where did you learn to drive?” “Where did you learn to drive?” “Where did you learn to drive?” “Where did you learn to drive?” “Where did you learn to drive?”

  • May 28, 2014 at 12:52 pm

    I was sad when he said he was going to retire but at the end of the video I threw up my hands and clapped excitedly!

  • Orionsaint

    May 28, 2014 at 12:53 pm

    God bless who ever made that Simon’s Quest Redaction. You saved us from Nerd Retirement!

  • May 28, 2014 at 12:53 pm

    wow, does that means that the movie is ready? ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Dustin Collins

    May 28, 2014 at 12:55 pm

    I Can’t wait for the AVGN movie!!!

  • Rick

    May 28, 2014 at 1:02 pm

    The Word of the Nerd has indeed been heard!

    • ziyo

      May 28, 2014 at 8:17 pm

      A-well-a everybody’s heard about the nerd
      N-n-n-nerd, nerd, nerd, n-nerd’s the word
      A-well-a nerd, nerd, nerd, the nerd is the word
      A-well-a nerd, nerd, nerd, well the nerd is the word
      A-well-a nerd, nerd, nerd, n-nerd’s the word
      A-well-a nerd, nerd, nerd, well the nerd is the word
      A-well-a nerd, nerd, n-nerd’s the word
      A-well-a nerd, nerd, nerd, n-nerd’s the word
      A-well-a nerd, nerd, nerd, well the nerd is the word
      A-well-a nerd, nerd, n-nerd’s the word
      A-well-a don’t you know about the nerd?
      Well, everybody knows that the nerd is the word!

  • windrammingroadkillskunk

    May 28, 2014 at 1:02 pm

    That Desert Bus game looks boring as shit, but at least that was the entire point. Also, it was weird seeing the Nerd wearing jeans at the end of this episode. Anyway, conglaturation on the ten years, Mr. Nerd. Here’s to another ten years and I’m psyched for that epic update regarding the AVGN Movie that is right around the corner. I am ready to see this movie.

  • Rick

    May 28, 2014 at 1:02 pm

    Also, DAT ENDING :DDDDDDDDDDD

  • Matthew Mercurio

    May 28, 2014 at 1:07 pm

    Congratulations on 10 years of AVGN videos!

  • Travis McNabb

    May 28, 2014 at 1:07 pm

    LOL! Nailed it as always (We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!) So relieved to hear that you’re not actually retiring. Not gonna lie, that scared the hell out of me when you said that ha ha. I wonder what’s next. Can hardly wait.

  • May 28, 2014 at 1:08 pm

    the magician throwing straitjackets is James Randi!!! The Amazing Randi!!!

  • luconator

    May 28, 2014 at 1:10 pm

    Wow 10 years, Can`t believe its been that long. A wonderful episode. Congrats James, I’ve been a fan since the beginning and shall be forever! Keep on the good work, can’t wait for the movie!

  • nowaitstop

    May 28, 2014 at 1:11 pm

    FANTASTIC

  • Matalik

    May 28, 2014 at 1:19 pm

    YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME FOR A MINUTE!! James, really thank you for all your years with the nerd videos. It really must be exhausting to feel like you keep doing the same thing over and over, but for us, we are watching your work with intense awe, and love every second of it all. You have a rare gift that many would kill to be able to do, I really wish you the best with many more years (I hope) but thanks for not quitting on us. Some of us would go as far to say that you truly are one of our favorite shows to watch. thank you

  • Joe B.

    May 28, 2014 at 1:20 pm

    This is a well timed episode for me. I was just at a gaming museum which had “Smoke & Mirrors” on display for everyone to play including Desert Bus.

  • Joe B.

    May 28, 2014 at 1:35 pm

    Rom hackers have also fixed E.T. The Cheetahmen. Seems it’s not uncommon for an enthusiastic hacker to correct problems that have plagued certain games for years.

  • May 28, 2014 at 1:43 pm

    Congrats, James! Can’t believe it’s been 10 whole goddamn years. I first discovered your videos in 2006 on YouTube but still, that’s a really long time.

    Still highly anticipating AVGN The Movie!

  • May 28, 2014 at 1:46 pm

    That music at the end sounded familiar, but I can’t seem to put my finger on it.

    Anyway, nice episode as usual. Looking forward to that movie!

  • May 28, 2014 at 1:50 pm

    I seriously thought he was gonna announce his retirement for a second. Excellent fakeout!

  • Sacia

    May 28, 2014 at 1:51 pm

    Happy 10 Years of Nerding it up! I can tell you I appreciate all the work you do and regardless of what video you make, the common denominator, they always make my wife and I smile. I’m looking forward to the AVGN Movie and looking for more excuses for you to take my money! FUND THE NERD.

  • K6CTX

    May 28, 2014 at 1:55 pm

    “All-time’s sake”?

    Anyway, congrats on 10 years and still being willing to keep the train going…YA FUCKIN’ NERD!

  • adventurerus

    May 28, 2014 at 1:56 pm

    Expected a flashback to the terminator episode in the moment the Nerd realised he could just hold the button with a tool. Anyway, an epic episode, especially loved that ending. Does this mean it’s the last episode before the movie?
    Good luck and happy anniversary, James, keep up the good word, we all appreciate it.
    P.S Maybe some programming pro should try remaking all the games he reviewed, fixing the mistakes? That’d be amazing ๐Ÿ˜€

  • Aaron1375

    May 28, 2014 at 2:34 pm

    That was pretty cool. Was that a plug at the end for your movie indicating it may soon be released?

  • May 28, 2014 at 2:34 pm

    HEY YOU FUCKIN NERD I WAS WATCHING A SPIDERMAN 3 SPECIAL FEATURE AND THOMAS HADEN CHURCH COMPARED DR JECKLE AND MR HYDE WITH SPIDERMAN FUCKIN SPIDERMAN LOL. KEEP UP THE VIDEO YOU PIECE OF SHIT

  • May 28, 2014 at 2:45 pm

    happy anniversary, you damn nintendo dork! lol.. I don’t drink beer, but i’ll raise a glass of my favorite soda in your honor and make a toast…here’s to then years of great shitty game reviews and here’s to 10 more!

  • Flea

    May 28, 2014 at 2:50 pm

    Congratulations James on your 10 year anniversary as AVGN! What a perfect day for a new nerd video as it’s my birthday and I’ve been loving these videos for years. Keep up the great work and can’t wait for the movie!

  • May 28, 2014 at 2:57 pm

    ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD you are great at reviewing bad games but how about a break do a good game you are just that awsome a good game to review thats decent is Journey To Siluis if you don’t have it I can give you my copy its for the nes but remember you are a hero to gamers everywere such as my self keep on gaming James R.

  • CrushingC10996WM

    May 28, 2014 at 3:04 pm

    From a Nerd, to a Legend! James, thank you so much for AVGN, he’s changed the world, and so many lives, including my own. (Picks up Rolling Rock) Here’s to 10 Years, to the movie, to 10 more years, to the Angry Video Game Nerd, and to James Rolfe!

  • May 28, 2014 at 3:15 pm

    wait does this mean that the movie is done and coming out soon halleluiah

    • Lukas Sprehn

      May 28, 2014 at 6:42 pm

      Yes. The movie is premiering this summer actually ๐Ÿ™‚ No actual date has been said. But James did confirm a summer premiere in his last VFX status blog post.

  • frostare

    May 28, 2014 at 3:16 pm

    Congrats on 100 STRAIGHT episodes that are actually about videogames! I’m guessing the next thing is… of course!

  • Michael Devine

    May 28, 2014 at 3:30 pm

    Awesome vid as always James! Looking forward to 10 more years of hilarious AVGN! And what a cliffhanger ending!! Don’t keep us waiting too long man! Keep up the great work!

  • Another Guy Named James

    May 28, 2014 at 4:37 pm

    Wow, James! I almost cried when you said you were gonna “retire”.

    And that cliffhanger…Oh, that cliffhanger…Could it mean what I think it means?!

  • May 28, 2014 at 4:56 pm

    Awesome video! And the end is just epic, love it.

  • batratspidercrab

    May 28, 2014 at 4:57 pm

    Dis gon b gud!

  • tokyothousand

    May 28, 2014 at 4:58 pm

    I’m guessing the ending of this episode ties in with the movie? If so, it means that something really big movie wise is coming, and I don’t mean just an update…

  • May 28, 2014 at 5:00 pm

    I was sincerely scared that you were going to retire. It’s great to know that there will still be more Nerd.

  • Entrenaturaleza

    May 28, 2014 at 5:32 pm

    I was almost standing by the end of video, you are the fucking king nerd!

  • M K

    May 28, 2014 at 5:32 pm

    Goosebumps all the way throughout the video, Great work! I actually can’t help but think that Desert Bus is the best Joke ever! ๐Ÿ™‚
    I love how the video takes a look back at the very first episode and is it just me or is the end of the episode a teaser trailer in disguise? Can’t wait for the movie!

    You’re the best James!

  • BigPatsFan12

    May 28, 2014 at 5:35 pm

    YESSSSSS A New AVGN Thank the lords above

  • May 28, 2014 at 5:39 pm

    James if you didn’t made all those complains about those games and everything,nobody would have sit in their asses making those changes in a game like simon’s quest.And of course nobody would have made those so freaking famus for how bad they are.You asking your self how you are going to continue? here’s a hint make some other games from the newer systems there are many other out there.

  • Thifurious

    May 28, 2014 at 5:53 pm

    Awesome video! Congrats on 10 years, James.

  • May 28, 2014 at 5:57 pm

    AVGN is back!!! great video as always, and look forward to more episodes!! but what can top his video’s? why a AVGN movie of course!!!

  • AxBunny

    May 28, 2014 at 6:06 pm

    I’m diggin the sideburns James.

  • culwin

    May 28, 2014 at 6:24 pm

    I want that redacted version

  • Weldin Dunn

    May 28, 2014 at 6:41 pm

    Happy 10 years, and a good one at that. Even though I started in 2010, it feels like it HAS been the full 10 years. Great job. THIS GAME!!!

  • club

    May 28, 2014 at 6:52 pm

    Happy 10 years! It’s not easy for any entertainment show to have that kind of longevity and still maintain quality and creativity. In my opinion, James has done it. I still watch and rewatch these episodes and always enjoy them. Thanks for the quality entertainment! Please continue!

  • Joker83

    May 28, 2014 at 6:55 pm

    Soooo much love for you right now, this video was awesome!!!!!

    First your take on thatDesert Bus was perfect and super funny. Then I you had me going with the retirement thing and the black and white part got me really nostalgic (realizing I’ve been following you for a decade now, and all that’s happened) then bringing it back to Castlevania 2 was a brilliant idea and when you realized your angry complaints finally improved the game and decided not to retire, I started to cheer.
    I couldn’t be more excited for the movie. I’m going to go to the screening wherever it is.

  • NashKnight

    May 28, 2014 at 7:34 pm

    That was f-ing epic

  • GG

    May 28, 2014 at 7:50 pm

    Awesome, just awesome! ๐Ÿ˜€ HBD AVGN!

  • erik37

    May 28, 2014 at 7:50 pm

    Awesome video!!!!!!

  • T S

    May 28, 2014 at 8:29 pm

    10 years of some great entertainment and great personal successes. Couldn’t happen to a more genuine, nice and deserving dude.
    Hope to be seeing your stuff in another decade.

  • Camden Bonvie

    May 28, 2014 at 8:39 pm

    That was the best AVGN episode ever thank you for the reviews James you are my idol and happy 10th anniversary can’t wait for more nerd ad James and mike Mondays and the avgn movie

  • oscuro

    May 28, 2014 at 8:40 pm

    Yeah I really thought you were calling it quits when I saw this. I figured maybe the movie was the end of this era for you or something. Its good that your still staying as avgn because you were the original and best

  • scals37

    May 28, 2014 at 9:07 pm

    Conglaturation !!!
    10 years and counting.. Good stuff, Nerd

  • ramo10

    May 28, 2014 at 9:31 pm

    God damnit James, you made worried sick there for a moment!
    Happy 10 year anniversary :)almost the same time as my own birthday. Fun review even tho I was almost emotionaly destroyed there for a moment

  • May 28, 2014 at 9:34 pm

    Simon’s Quest Redacted actually looks amazing. Well done, programmer.

  • Marc Baum

    May 28, 2014 at 9:46 pm

    thank you for 10 years of awesome adventures and laughs. One of the best websites out there

  • jasonjrf

    May 28, 2014 at 9:55 pm

    Fucking Epic Nerd. Simply Epic

  • Boo Daclown

    May 28, 2014 at 9:57 pm

    well done but i expected more from the ten year oh well

  • joshseb05

    May 28, 2014 at 9:58 pm

    Oh man what a great Nerd video! I actually got chills! Can’t wait to see what comes next! Thanks James!

  • Anime Freak

    May 28, 2014 at 10:04 pm

    Thank you for everything Mr. Rolfe. May the nerd live on until the day we all replaced by computerized orangutangs who worship a broken copy of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde in an abandoned subway as a god of destruction.

  • Merrill Miner

    May 28, 2014 at 10:05 pm

    you know what you must do……E.T.

  • Merrill Miner

    May 28, 2014 at 10:05 pm

    et

  • May 28, 2014 at 10:21 pm

    At the end that was a teaser for the movie right?

  • greedo

    May 28, 2014 at 10:37 pm

    10 years! It seems like the time has just flown by. Thanks for all of the years of great entertainment, James. Here’s to 10 more!

  • May 28, 2014 at 10:38 pm

    James this was a fan fucking tastic nerd episode

  • May 28, 2014 at 10:38 pm

    Fantastic episode, James! So excited for the big update coming soon!

  • Armando

    May 28, 2014 at 10:42 pm

    The word of the nerd’s nerds has been herd! AVGN stills on! ๐Ÿ˜€

  • Sammy Schitz

    May 28, 2014 at 11:06 pm

    Epic video James, I’m not gonna lie, I got a little scared there for a minute…

  • Pablo1989

    May 28, 2014 at 11:37 pm

    Cool as always ๐Ÿ˜€

    I tell you in 18 wheels of steel game series travel from Arzona to LV are more entertaining even you drive truck with fully loaded trailer and move similar speed like in Desert Bus.

  • Berkeley_Bum

    May 28, 2014 at 11:37 pm

    You scared me there for a minute Nerd. Onward to future endeavors!

  • Dennis Lee

    May 28, 2014 at 11:41 pm

    Happy 10 Year Anniversary Nerd! It’s been quite a journey for all of us. Thank you for a decade of laughs and thrills. You truly are an inspiration!

  • Justin Middleton

    May 28, 2014 at 11:59 pm

    Oh cool a brand new Nerd ep, just in time for the summer. This was worth the wait for sure, and congrats on 10 years of AVGN James. Keep on doing what you do best.

  • justin erb

    May 29, 2014 at 12:17 am

    Yes first to write a comment, im sooooo good!….. am i God or somthin? I know one thing, this is an amazing triumph, I think i’ll reward myself will Gold. Bow before your first commEnt poster king you ants. (this is what id say if I posted first which will never happen.

  • justin erb

    May 29, 2014 at 12:34 am

    Btw great video james, been a fan a long time. Your going to start reviewing games now on the moon right? If your going to shift things up, you have got to do it epicly. well try it out anyways, atleast jump once and see if you can make it there. lol. ps – Mike reminds me of a SIJF.

  • thatrandomperson

    May 29, 2014 at 1:12 am

    Awesome. Great to see a new nerd video. Keep them coming. Been looking forward for a new one forever.

  • May 29, 2014 at 1:20 am

    ๐Ÿ˜€

  • May 29, 2014 at 1:22 am

    10 years…..WOW! Can’t believe it’s been that long. I absolutely love the nostalgic look back at all the past videos, and I look forward to more awesome videos ๐Ÿ™‚

  • May 29, 2014 at 2:07 am

    Live long, game strong

  • May 29, 2014 at 3:00 am

    What is Bus Driver? The prequel to Euro Truck Simulator? Yes.
    That ending tho, perfect as my ass…mm-mm.

  • May 29, 2014 at 3:25 am

    Happy 10 year anniversary Nerd! May you have several more years!

  • russiancthulhu

    May 29, 2014 at 4:12 am

    I just want to thank you, James, for all that you’ve done!

  • alpha omega

    May 29, 2014 at 4:27 am

    Holy shit! Ten years! I can’t believe we’ve wasted so much time together. You beautiful bastard.

    So I honestly thought for a minute that this was your way of saying you were done. Glad to hear the movie is still in the works. You are a goddamn genius, James Rolfe! Long live the Nerd, and thank you for all that you do.

  • Zukovius

    May 29, 2014 at 5:22 am

    I WANT….THAT CALENDAR!!!

  • May 29, 2014 at 6:19 am

    Congratulation Nerd, you can now live like a windrammer as you fuck. Happy 10 years good sir.

  • magneto986

    May 29, 2014 at 7:55 am

    Happy 10th Anniversary James!!! So excited and happy for you. Can’t wait to see what you have in store for us next and where you will take your show

  • moleman124

    May 29, 2014 at 8:33 am

    Happy 10th Bruv

  • Dan Livings

    May 29, 2014 at 10:05 am

    What a great lead-up to the movie! I got kinda scared about retirement . _.

  • jack wason

    May 29, 2014 at 11:06 am

    OMG i love the reference at the end to the movie coming soon. Gave me chills im so hyped for the movie now!

  • aidan752

    May 29, 2014 at 11:32 am

    Your sideburns are like mine!

  • Daffy

    May 29, 2014 at 12:21 pm

    The movie to top it all off. Awesome.

  • Santa Horse

    May 29, 2014 at 12:34 pm

    Not long to wait now.

  • May 29, 2014 at 12:39 pm

    Wow, the first game you’ve reviewed that I NEVER heard of, and what a stinker, but also pretty damn funny when you think about it.

    Can’t wait for the movie & hopefully another 10 years!

    Happy 10th Anniversary to you & all the fellas at Cinemassacre!

  • Ericco79

    May 29, 2014 at 1:12 pm

    Every day I get in the queue (Too much, Desert Bus)
    To get on the bus that takes me to you (Too much, Desert Bus)
    I’m so nervous, I just sit and smile (Too much, Desert Bus)
    You house is only another mile (Too much, Desert Bus)

  • Jeremy Flanagan

    May 29, 2014 at 1:29 pm

    As long as sh*tty games exist, so too shall AVGN. Long live!

  • Spottedfeather

    May 29, 2014 at 1:53 pm

    If this game wasn’t released, how are you playing it, James ?

  • May 29, 2014 at 2:30 pm

    This is the real time conversation while watching the episode with a friend in chat ๐Ÿ˜€

    Friend – It’s the most interesting game I’ve evur seen! I wanna play it!
    Me – I can’t believe it
    Me – He will play it all
    Me – Eight hours!
    Friend – He will eat this game after all?
    Me – Oh nooou
    Me – The last episode!
    Friend – But he finally found the worst game ever!
    Me – Noooo nOoOoOoOOOO
    Friend – His life has no meaning anymore..
    Me – Oh God
    Me – No retiremeeeeeent!
    Me – My heart was breaking
    Friend – But he has to finish his own movie!
    Me – Yeah, the movie is coming!
    Me – OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
    Friend – Maybe, it is his final present for all fans?
    Me – I hope not, no LAST word in avgn
    Me – Nevur evur
    Friend – And what If he says “goodbye” to us? What will give us a piece of fun then?
    Me – I don’t care of others
    Me – I feel him as a personal friend
    Me – I won’t watch other funny reviews
    Me – No avgn, no more fun
    Friend – I just can’t believe that. Impossible.
    Friend – He became friend for many people and ends like that?
    Me – He won’t, he’s the best

  • May 29, 2014 at 2:42 pm

    Obviously you must do reviews from outer space now.

  • Jose Troche

    May 29, 2014 at 3:48 pm

    HAPPY 10th ANNIVERSARY

  • May 29, 2014 at 3:56 pm

    excellent !

  • May 29, 2014 at 6:23 pm

    Woooo! 10 years of both AVGN AND Pure Pwange! You guys need to collaborate!

  • May 29, 2014 at 8:49 pm

    Wait does that mean the movie is done? I’m so excited!

    • Lukas Sprehn

      May 29, 2014 at 10:44 pm

      Music and sound are being worked on right now, I believe. The movie is premierminister this summer, though no official date had been given ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Kyo12012

    May 30, 2014 at 1:37 am

    wait….If this is the last episode then the game chosen was in bad taste. Desert Bus is a joke and was ment to be the way it is on purpose. Think about it, Please make atleast a hand full of closing episodes before calling it quits.

  • Tross

    May 30, 2014 at 1:54 am

    Great vid. I can’t believe that Desert Bus exists. It is, however, a good example to use, to convince people that videogames shouldn’t always try to mimic reality, and that there are only certain aspects of reality that should be emulated. I personally play videogames to immerse myself in a reality that’s more exciting than our own.

    That game is actually worse than reality, for quite a few reasons. A real bus would probably be driven at a faster speed, the view would probably have at least a little more variety, and you wouldn’t be driving, so you wouldn’t have to watch the road the entire time, and could sleep, chat with whoever you’re sitting with, or do other things, including handheld gaming, which could include games that are actually decent.

    A hack that improves Simon’s Quest? If only Nintendo would make that available on the eShop, rather than the original version. It’s also worth noting that both Simon’s Quest, and Milon’s Secret Castle, are available for download on both the wii and the 3ds, and possibly the wii u. We sure do live in a messed up world.

  • May 30, 2014 at 3:25 am

    I’ve been watching now since 2008, this is my second time commenting in all these years and I’d just like to say that you inspired me to become a classic game collector and I’ve now got a nice little library of classics and without your videos probably would’ve never experienced some of the greatest games of all time. Thank you for all the time and effort you put in all your shows, reviews and top 10 series’. I also really love your and Mikes shows on Mondays. Can’t wait for the movie James! Keep it up! ๐Ÿ˜€

  • May 30, 2014 at 3:47 am

    OMG THAT WAS A PERFECT SEGUE BY THE WAY

  • May 30, 2014 at 6:58 am

    A WINNER IS YOU!

  • skwij

    May 30, 2014 at 7:01 am

    Yes my good Nerd; your word has indeed been heard. Thank you for maintaining your crusade!

  • Dylan Spallin

    May 30, 2014 at 8:23 am

    10 great years, heres to 10 more!! Long live the nerd!

  • May 30, 2014 at 8:54 am

    Great one. I was starving for another Nerd episode! I can’t help but think I saw that bus game in another episode though? Or was that another show? No idea ๐Ÿ™‚

    Happy that it didn’t actually end though!

  • Hypoxic

    May 30, 2014 at 9:39 am

    I’ve been following James for ten years. A decade. Ho. Lee. Fuck. Ing. Sh. It.

    And still, James, you’re the king of internet entertainment. Thank you, from South Korea.

  • Rizzilla

    May 30, 2014 at 10:37 am

    bring on the movie!!!

  • Lance Weagley

    May 30, 2014 at 10:54 am

    Did anyone else’s heart sink through the floor when he said it was time for retirement?

  • May 30, 2014 at 2:42 pm

    This is the sign. The quest for the shittiest game ever buried will soon begin. Let the search for the unholy abomination that is ET for the Atari 2600 commence. And if this isn’t a sign of things to come… Then just forget what I said and focus on this instead. Happy 10th Anniversary Nerd. Well done dude.

  • Jack Thompson

    May 30, 2014 at 3:49 pm

    Hey James And mike i would your thoughts about TMNT banished trailer and let people know what it’s about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqRPi5REubw

  • May 30, 2014 at 3:58 pm

    Penn & Teller are awesome! I used to have that Nintendo calender when I was a kid and that was awesome too.

  • May 30, 2014 at 4:03 pm

    Fuck! You scared me there for a moment!.. I’ve been following you allmost since the beginning..
    Btw, I need that version of Simons Quest! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Kody Nichols

    May 30, 2014 at 7:48 pm

    this is great foreshadowing to the nerd movie, fucking epic.

    im just wondering if james is going to change the movie because the e.t. atari games were actually found ๐Ÿ˜›

  • penpan

    May 30, 2014 at 8:35 pm

    This was a wonderful episode and I can’t wait to see your movie! When will it be released? Will it be on dvd this year? ๐Ÿ˜›

  • Brenden Satori

    May 30, 2014 at 9:37 pm

    Love your videos man I’ve watched for quite some time. Nearly shat myself when you mentioned retiring, worst part was I watched it on my phone and got an error message as soon as you said it I had to rush to this site to see if it was true.

  • likalaruku

    May 31, 2014 at 1:46 am

    Bigg Riggs > Desert Bus > Crazy Bus.

  • gluserty

    May 31, 2014 at 4:52 am

    I heard of “Desert Bus”, but I didn’t know it was a Penn and Teller game. It’s great to hear about “Simon’s Quest: Redition” as well. Excellent video.

  • May 31, 2014 at 8:28 am

    James scared me, I really thought he was going to retire

  • mysterywolf

    May 31, 2014 at 3:23 pm

    In before “Word of the Nerd” is made into a song.

  • May 31, 2014 at 4:07 pm

    Sweet vid bro! The evolution of your craft is ever ascending. Can’t wait for the next.
    – Neek

  • ABC

    May 31, 2014 at 4:31 pm

    I would just keep something on the acceleration button to hold it down if I wanted to see what happened at the end. Desert Bus isn’t true to life though. Where’s the rest stops, off ramps, curves, and traffic? LOL ;p

  • ABC

    May 31, 2014 at 4:41 pm

    I like that Castlevania game! I wonder if I can get a copy so I can figure out what things do, like the nail letting you break bricks.

  • pokemario99

    May 31, 2014 at 5:05 pm

    This probably will never happen, but Mario is Missing was my favorite episode! Do more educational game videos

  • pokemario99

    May 31, 2014 at 5:23 pm

    HE’S GOING TO DO E.T.!!!

    unless when he said “I need to do something i haven’t already done! But how do I do that?” means he is going to do the movie, instead of E.T.

  • May 31, 2014 at 8:33 pm

    You and me in the cage, bro. Charity fight. You game?

  • May 31, 2014 at 8:35 pm

    You and me, bro, in the cage. Charity bout. Rocky and Apollo. All proceeds to a charity of your choice.

  • May 31, 2014 at 8:36 pm

    You an’ me, AVGN, in the cage, mano-e-mano. Apollo vs Rocky. All proceeds to charity. You game?

  • May 31, 2014 at 10:18 pm

    What is the music that starts around 14 minutes in? I’ve heard it before but I can’t quite place it.
    Thanks to anyone who can help me!

    • arigatoor

      June 2, 2014 at 2:57 pm

      Justinnow5, I think I know a track that sounds similar to the epic song at the end of this video, but my comment with the details and a youtube link does not get posted for some reason :/

    • arigatoor

      June 2, 2014 at 3:06 pm

      Okay, my comment was posted, finally. Here is the youtube link, its from a movie soundtrack:
      http://youtu.be/kGMk1HVZ1tE?t=1m30s
      (looks like my comment does not get posted if I spell out the name of the movie and the song here, probably the spam filter thinks I want to advertise stuff).
      Please let me know if my reply was helpful, so that I know that my research was not in vain.

    • arigatoor

      June 2, 2014 at 3:14 pm

      Indeed, the comment filter system allows me to post a link to an external website like youtube, but not the name of the song and the movie that’s funny. Hint: the composers are Hans Zimmer and Klaus Badelt. Let’s hope the system allowes me to post the names of people, at least.

      For the record, I am sure that the epic track at the end of “Desert Bus” is an original composition by a supporter of James (the instruments sound like they have been produced with audio composition software and not with a real orchestra).

      • June 2, 2014 at 9:58 pm

        I think you might be right it’s probably the movie already mentioned above but an original composition as you said.

        Thanks to everyone who responded, I appreciate it!

  • nammm3

    June 1, 2014 at 1:43 am

    Looking forward to the movie! I can’t wait to tell everyone about ‘Desert Bus’!!! LOL! Great stuff James

  • June 1, 2014 at 10:07 am

    Ok, now the wait to see what’s coming next is killing me! James is the master!

  • Paulballsftw

    June 1, 2014 at 11:39 am

    What is next James? Are you going to start doing shitty PSone games?

  • Al J. Krimson

    June 1, 2014 at 4:20 pm

    Happy Anniversary!

  • Bryan Zimmerman

    June 2, 2014 at 1:36 am

    It’s like…like.. the prequel of the movie..? Or am i just going crazy?!

  • Woost den Houdijker

    June 2, 2014 at 4:30 am

    I was a little bit dissapointed when you said that you were gonna stop, but then! The sun came out and blew away the dark skies. Nah that’s just bullshit, but man I’d hate to see you stop. I love your show and you’d better be continuing this shit.

  • June 2, 2014 at 7:49 pm

    hey your 10 year is a day before my bday may29

  • Juan Santos

    June 2, 2014 at 8:29 pm

    Culture Brain games(yes I played them growing up and tehy were frustrating evil demonic games…damn jumps)? Or maybe more Console reviews… OMG was this a build up for the movie? OMG OMG !!!!! OR or Arcade games? or “next gen”?(e.g. n64, ps2, dreamcast, original xbox?)

  • Strazdas

    June 4, 2014 at 5:10 am

    Desert bus was Pen and Tellers way to shut up the people that wanted to make “Realistic games”. this was realistic driving. boring.

    There is actually Bus stops you can stop at. you can also get to las vegas too, but you wont see anything in there, just a score and you turn around back to Tuscon.

    There is a desert bus gamaing marathon charity, they play this game, nonstop, for over 7 days usually ๐Ÿ˜›

  • Strazdas

    June 4, 2014 at 5:13 am

    Funnily enough this game has a bug, once you get to the night )yes there is time transition here!) you never go back to day. so glitch gremlin didnt forget even that game.

  • Strazdas

    June 4, 2014 at 5:20 am

    But James. you got old. in your christmas video you show yourself playing Wii when you get old. You play wii with mike on mondays now, ergo you are old and should retire.

  • Marcus Johansson

    June 4, 2014 at 6:14 pm

    Brilliant. Just, brilliant

  • Catina McCoy

    June 4, 2014 at 7:40 pm

    Have wanted to say, for a long, long time… You have done something amazing for me. My story is long and rediculously sad. But YOU, Mister James… You are a wonderful person. I wish I could know you better, but knowing you from afar has ben enough for me. I am a 34 year old female. I remember the days of nintendo. I still play with those games on the emulators. I truly wish I still had a working Nintendo. My husband passed away a few years ago. I have been left without any real direction. You brought me home. I can’t call you Nerd. I call you James. I always just think of you as James Rolfe. And I love you for everything you have done. There simply isn’t any better way to put it. I have no idea how you have pulled this off. My only concept of you is that you are somehow above us. You are (can I say it?) a kind of “Superman”… My love to you.. My gratitude…

    ‘Catina McCoy

  • Ilpo Laaksonen

    June 4, 2014 at 10:29 pm

    This was the first time I ever registered myself in some kind of “shitty” site.. but however is it worth of it or not, I want so much say that you have been my joy about 10 year and i haven’t got tired.

  • uberrainman

    June 6, 2014 at 9:39 am

    Pure and simple joy, and awesomeness.

  • beavischrist

    June 7, 2014 at 6:41 am

    Honestly, Penn & Teller are garbage. Congratulations though.

  • nerdyguy64

    June 7, 2014 at 2:25 pm

    Absolutely amazing! I know the ending is the lead up to the movie. Thank you for putting in the time and work to do all these videos and the movie. I know one day you will really retire and that will be a very sad day for all of us. I just hope we have many more years of the nerd to consume before you retire! Thank you again James ๐Ÿ™‚

  • mater711421

    June 9, 2014 at 7:03 pm

    I came.

  • Valis77

    June 10, 2014 at 12:20 am

    july 21 peoples

  • film godzilla

    June 10, 2014 at 9:57 pm

    I almost cried when he said he was done … after that I was like “YES!!! YES!!!” and my mom was like “shut the shittin shit up bitch.”

  • Justus McNeal

    June 11, 2014 at 2:20 pm

    I like the fact that James has moved away from mostly Nintendo games to some of the other titles. The fact that he has moved over to more recent titles means that he can probably continue making videos for another couple years at the rate he’s making them now (one every couple months or so).

    Oh, and Crazybus (and its sequal) are actually considered the worst games ever to be released, but I think your next episode should be Bubsy 3D. Bubsy is likely the worst PlayStation game in history.

  • June 13, 2014 at 2:12 pm

    You should do one for The Lion King on Sega Genesis. I would be so invested in that game, and that piece of shit was a pain.

  • Daeyoung Choi

    June 14, 2014 at 6:19 am

    I’m Korean, and I love James!

  • June 15, 2014 at 10:43 pm

    This really is the worst game ever made. Also, I can’t wait for the AVGN movie to come out!

  • June 17, 2014 at 5:24 pm

    Anyone know what the epic music at the end is? Thanks

  • svenderson

    June 17, 2014 at 7:51 pm

    I swear I remember James mentioning/doing a mini-review of this game in some earlier video, but I can’t seem to find it anywhere. Does anyone have any idea what video it was? Maybe I’m just crazy.

  • roboraygun

    June 19, 2014 at 4:30 am

    Man! Has it been 10 years! Thanks for the awesome ride =). Cant wait to see the movie!

  • karpfool

    June 21, 2014 at 2:33 am

    Werewolf: The Last Warrior for the NES has to be done

  • June 26, 2014 at 8:56 pm

    i really thought you were retiring, i have to admit a tear came out HAHA

  • Maxwell Mootz

    June 27, 2014 at 12:17 pm

    I’m an NES collector now! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Brian Goodman

      July 15, 2014 at 2:33 pm

      Welcome to the greatest console ever.

  • Matthew Soanes

    June 30, 2014 at 3:12 pm

    Here’s an idea for an avgn review: thomas the tank engine and friends on snes

    • Lior Gal

      August 16, 2014 at 11:50 am

      Do you know what? Asked Lior.. What? Grunted Matthew.. Do you know what? Silly, said Matthew crossly, Of Course I don’t know what, if you don’t tell me what “what” is.. I actually had an idea for a “Thomas Games” episode, where he would review the SNES, Genesis, Amiga and C64 ones, and Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends Pinball, all while looking like Sir Topham Hatt (The Fat Controller). I hope that would come at some point after the movie.

  • fuckfarts

    July 3, 2014 at 11:24 am

    Best AVGN yet

  • Michael Christenson

    July 4, 2014 at 11:59 am

    Congratulations to your success Nerd. I love this episode of reflection. I see it’s a great time to evolve and expand. I’ve been waiting on the Bayou Billy review and to be honest the episode was flat & wack. You looked kinda drained and off beat. I know making a awsome movie is hard and being the Nerd is harder. Will your next steps be actually working on remaking the old games better? Castlevania seemed like a hint.

  • Abdullah Al-Omar

    July 11, 2014 at 8:55 pm

    Nerds!!
    Rejoice for James and lets fix all those shitty games out there!!!

  • Brian Goodman

    July 15, 2014 at 2:32 pm

    Dude, your best AVGN video yet. Hilarious Well done

  • Brian Goodman

    July 15, 2014 at 2:34 pm

    How about Rally Bike by Romstar games. Just brutal.

  • Luke Pierson

    July 23, 2014 at 9:59 am

    I wish they would tie in together like they used too.

  • July 24, 2014 at 4:23 pm

    Hey James! I love your work! Do you mind if you review some of the BAD megaman games. Mostly megaman 8. I haven’t played it, but I hear it is a very shitty game that you should rate. Give it your Nerd word and shove the game up it’s own ass! Thanks.

  • July 31, 2014 at 12:49 pm

    Hey James! Love your work! I was wondering if you could review the game, MEGAMAN 8. I haven’t played it, but I hear it is one of the WORST megaman games in the original megaman series. Please review it!

  • andrew noe

    July 31, 2014 at 8:25 pm

    OH YEAH THE NERD IS BACK

  • Olof Schylander

    August 8, 2014 at 10:05 am

    I got the chills from this video, only got one word for this. Legendary

  • August 10, 2014 at 1:08 pm

    Hey avgn, try playing a shitty spyro game. I would love to see that!

  • August 19, 2014 at 7:34 am

    Will the next episode be season 8?

  • August 19, 2014 at 7:36 am

    You should review Godzilla: Monster Wars.

  • chance lani

    August 22, 2014 at 4:49 pm

    Great vid as usual. Now, you, Mike and the avgn silent hills p.t. reaction play through NOW!!

  • August 30, 2014 at 4:25 am

    When you said you were retiring I have to admit you had me going for a moment.

  • thatonenight

    August 30, 2014 at 6:06 pm

    Don’t use the sideburns. It kinda ruins the character. Dude.

  • Kent Gissing

    September 3, 2014 at 10:01 am

    Oh, thank god, James, you nearly scared the shit out of me with that retirement-statement! o.O Now, are we to assume that your meaningfull stare at the end is silently hinting at the movie-release? ^^ .. damn, i so much wanted to see that horror regarding E.T reassert itself. ;)๏ปฟ
    One thing about Desert Bus … if its supposed to be “stoopifyingly real”, shouldn’t you at least be meeting and passing cars? o.O .. or refill the gas-tank from time to time?๏ปฟ

  • CrazyAstridGBR

    September 7, 2014 at 6:29 am

    Do Dreamworks Games.

  • September 11, 2014 at 2:55 am

    Great video, thanks a lot guys!

    Click on my profile name to go to my webpage, I customize and repair NES and all other video game systems.

  • September 15, 2014 at 3:49 pm

    This would be the perfect game for a security guard to play while on duty. Casually look at the monitors then look back at the screen.

  • freakyvicky

    September 18, 2014 at 6:14 pm

    Here’s one for you: LJN VideoArt. The AVGN show is literally the first thing I thought of when I heard about that POS.

  • September 21, 2014 at 2:15 pm

    Here’s to another 10 years!

  • likalaruku

    September 22, 2014 at 1:10 am

    It’s going to be like Yugioh Abridged, where we only get 1-4 episodes a year.

  • September 24, 2014 at 11:05 am

    – … You should review “Ballz”!
    – Yeah, ballz!

  • Doell_60

    October 16, 2014 at 3:13 am

    Great review ๐Ÿ™‚

    You can see that the Fuel gage is on “Empty” and the Temperature gage is on “High”.

    You are the BEST AVGN!

    Regards.

  • fcabanski

    October 22, 2014 at 3:14 pm

    While trying to be clever, the people who designed the game aren’t clever. Does life have a pause button? No. But you can stop for a bathroom break.

  • Mariano Arias

    November 3, 2014 at 9:10 am

    10 years! nostalgia is punching me right in the balls

  • VV

    December 5, 2014 at 1:51 pm

    Brilliant episode. All the best to you, James. <3

  • berg

    December 19, 2014 at 11:54 am

    Congrats James! May you be angry for 10 more years!

  • berg

    December 19, 2014 at 12:13 pm

    This reminds me of the “Minimum Wage Machine.” A wooden box with a crank that you turn to dispense 715 pennies an hour.

  • Grandmasterp

    March 16, 2015 at 5:28 pm

    Just drive a bus? Not even a bus demolition derby? WTF, thank god for Twisted Metal!

  • May 18, 2015 at 1:33 pm

    I loved this video. This game is the grandaddy of all trolls. I really want to know people who have maxed out the score of this game without emulators….BTW the ending of this episode is epic. Hit me right in the feels. Great work James + Crew!

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