AVGN: Alien 3

Mike Matei / October 22nd, 2013

Comments

  • Anthony Abozyid

    October 21, 2013 at 12:02 pm

    first

    • jacobward7

      October 21, 2013 at 7:21 pm

      Worthless pile of shit… stop doing that, it wasn’t funny 5 years ago and is just trolling now.

      • October 21, 2013 at 7:27 pm

        do you even know what trolling means? a Troll is a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community (such as a forum, chat room, or blog), either accidentally or with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. Some readers may characterize a post as trolling, while others may regard the same post as a legitimate contribution to the discussion, even if controversial. Like any pejorative term, it can be used as an ad hominem attack, suggesting a negative motivation. try paying attention to the language that we all agreed on.

      • October 21, 2013 at 7:31 pm

        Trolling is a game about identity deception, albeit one that is played without the consent of most of the players. The troll attempts to pass as a legitimate participant, sharing the group’s common interests and concerns; the newsgroups members, if they are cognizant of trolls and other identity deceptions, attempt to both distinguish real from trolling postings, and upon judging a poster a troll, make the offending poster leave the group. Their success at the former depends on how well they – and the troll – understand identity cues; their success at the latter depends on whether the troll’s enjoyment is sufficiently diminished or outweighed by the costs imposed by the group. in short, it’s anti-social behavior.

      • fata_morgana_pseudonym

        October 21, 2013 at 9:31 pm

        “a Troll is a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community”

        So, basically, you’re saying that you agree with Jacobward7 that Anthony Abozyid is being a troll, right? It certainly seemed to upset Jacobward7 when Anthony Abozyid posted that extraneous, off-topic “first” post in this online community, wouldn’t you say?

      • October 21, 2013 at 10:05 pm

        vasha zhalkaya kucha lichinki

      • Damian Wayne

        October 22, 2013 at 3:30 am

        all you guys need to not fight on cinemasacre if you ask me. we all love the same stuff and appreciate james and his work. the ‘reply’ section isnt for trying to act like mr. tuffman. its for feedback to all of our favorite game/movie reviewer! it really bums me out seeing these comments turn so juvenile.

      • Anthony Abozyid

        October 22, 2013 at 3:37 am

        it was just a joke…

      • October 22, 2013 at 10:15 am

        Owch….. if I knew you…. I’d dress in a Gorrilla mask, bust out your front window in your vehicle. Then I would take a shit right on your steering wheel so when you try to rush to work you fucking slide around and plummet to your death in an insane shitty head on collision with the EARTH! MOTHER FUCKING EARTH!!! Have a nice day, and don’t say bad shit about James. Or we will all fuck you so Goddamn hard your ass will look like Rihanna’s face after saying some stupid shit to Chris Brown.

      • BladeRunner

        October 22, 2013 at 11:49 am

        the reason “first!” comments suck is that the start pointless arguments that waste a full page. very lame, and now I just added to the suckness. great! If I was James I would be annoyed but stuff like this.

      • karel1

        October 22, 2013 at 5:44 pm

        @ Lordjason 1986: Next time, Quit when you’re ahead. Nobody (but you), justifies people making the Idiotic Comment: “First”. If you defend such stupidity, you’d better be prepared for backlash.

      • punkbikerdude

        October 22, 2013 at 7:14 pm

        JAMES AND MIKE, PLEASE REVERSE THE COMMENT ORDER, SO THAT NEW COMMENTS SHOW UP FIRST. That way, “firsters” can get their kicks, and everybody else doesn’t have to waste their time reading “first” arguments whenever we scroll down to read the comments.

      • November 10, 2013 at 1:57 am

        Know what’s worse than the “first” comments? The people who flip their shit on it every time like it’s helping…

      • KennyM

        March 30, 2014 at 12:38 am

        yay

      • Smokingspoon

        April 2, 2014 at 9:33 am

        Just put the comment in random orders (apart from replies). No more first, and everyone gets a chance to be heard. ?

    • Bludman2

      October 21, 2013 at 8:18 pm

      I agree with jacobward7 be it trolling or not it is just a waste of the first comment. James and co. don’t want to read that they want your opinions on the video.

      • October 21, 2013 at 9:14 pm

        well now think about that statement you just said. they don’t want to read that they want your opinions on the video. well, if they are just going to do what they want, why even bother commenting in the first place to me. seems like a waste of time to me. if you don’t like that person’s comment or my opinion, fine. good for you. it’s the words jacobward7 chose to say to the guy that was wrong. your no better and no different than a common bully or an internet troll if you comment to the guy calling him a worthless pile of shit. you don’t defeat negativity with negativity, and you most definitely fail to make yourself seem smarter if all you do is insult the guy. it’s that kind of language that’s going to eventually get someone like him into trouble. if you didn’t care about my opinions in the first place or even his statement, then how do you represent yourself as being the better man by insulting the guy by calling him a worthless pile of shit? what did that accomplish? grow up.

      • October 21, 2013 at 9:18 pm

        the quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be as good as the quality of our language. to some, saying things like that is only words, but to others, they can be ignored or taken too seriously. it’s the context of the language that makes it good or bad. and in his context, it was just plain mean spirited insults. say what you want to the first comment above, but the insults don’t make the situation better and it does not make the other guy any better.

      • October 21, 2013 at 9:25 pm

        lastly, if you think James and co don’t want to read his comments or anybodies comments on wanting their opinions on the video, then why don’t you ask him instead? let James & co speak for themselves and see if it’s ok. regardless on what you and I say or what anybody else says, this is till “his” website, and they have the last say in the matter of what he thinks is ok and what isn’t. sure it can get annoying to comment on a video saying “first”, that’s fine. but when someone starts insulting anyoen commenting on any website and starts sending a bunch of hate comments, regardless if the beginning comment & the following insults was made by accident or on purpose, then you better be ready for what will eventually happen. “if you can’t take the heat, then don’t start the fire, or else you might get burned”. do I make myself clear?

      • fata_morgana_pseudonym

        October 21, 2013 at 9:39 pm

        Why in the high holy hell are you going so far to defend a stupid, pointless “first” post? If you’re seriously, honestly saying that Jacobward7 responding to the guy making the idiotic “first” post by justifiably calling him a “worthless pile a shit” was in the wrong, then you, also, fit that same description pretty well. If anything, I’m beginning to think that your huge wall of text here, spanning five different replies, defending an asinine “first” post is an even bigger attempt at trolling than even the “first” post itself was.

      • October 21, 2013 at 10:04 pm

        @ fata_morgana_pseudonym – are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite? so what if I defend this guys comment. what do you intend to do about it? complain some more? rant on another website? oh how original of you. one day, you’ll wake up and see yourself for what you really are: a loser. what’s worse: me defending a single man’s stupid comment, or one guy making yet another stupid comment? you think you’re better than me? you are just like every other human being. a few winners and a whole lot of losers. and all of us here fit that category. I have my right to my opinion, even if you don’t like it.

      • October 22, 2013 at 12:51 am

        @LordJason1986: You sure seem passionate about defending that first commenter. I mean, seven posts just for him? You’re 27 years old too? Really? To each his own I guess…

      • October 22, 2013 at 1:00 am

        @ Mike Gones – it’s not the comment I’m defending, it’s his right to say it. no insult is worth making even for just one simple stupid comment. in either case, it makes no difference. you’re talking to a man who has had actors & actress like his own creations, a man who signs every single petition from demand progress since the Sopa/Pipa bills, & a man who uses his pure anger in creative ways. http://epicjason20000.tumblr.com/image/64751166909
        I have not had a good day, and if you don’t mind, I want to end this rather pointless discussion right now. be the better men and just leave me alone.

      • Damian Wayne

        October 22, 2013 at 3:38 am

        waste of a first comment? what? i didnt know there was a limit to how many comments we can make!! who cares if someone says first. its exciting when you pull up a video you have been waiting to watch for so long and see that youre the first to watch it! it think its cute, and i really doubt its going to hurt anyone. if its a pet peeve… its ok to brush it off… its really not hurting anyone. now can we all get back to enjoying the videos?

      • Tomislav Veljaćić

        October 22, 2013 at 12:10 pm

        @LordJason1986 “are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite? so what if I defend this guys comment. what do you intend to do about it? complain some more? rant on another website? oh how original of you. one day, you’ll wake up and see yourself for what you really are: a loser.”

        What’s wrong with you?! Because of these walls of the comments you look like an obsessive loser.

      • October 22, 2013 at 1:13 pm

        @ Damian Wayne & Tomislav Veljaćić – what is wrong with all of you! I said to please end this pointless discussion. you’ve made your point, so just fucking stop commenting and I’ll do the same. fair enough?

      • MiNdLocK

        October 22, 2013 at 8:08 pm

        I find it amusing that the person who was trying to “defend” the original offender turned the entire discussion board into a heated debate and effectively demonstrated himself as the true troll. Well played sir, well played.

      • October 24, 2013 at 4:42 am

        Wow. Lordjason1986. What a worthless human being you are. I don’t care if you were having a bad day. Your behavior is like a child’s. Was this truly necessary? You talk about how they should have been the bigger men and stopped responding, but you should have been the bigger man to begin with to realize you were in a bad mood and maybe it wasn’t the time to take it out on people on the internet. Pathetic.

      • Fred Flintrock

        February 23, 2016 at 1:48 pm

        You guys are all idiots

    • Master2873

      October 25, 2013 at 5:19 pm

      No one cares…. What are you in grade school? You know, that asshole kid who completes their test, or paper, then raises their hand then says “DONE!!!”. It also shows you have nothing else better to do then, sit here on the site, consistently refreshing it around a specific time, so you can get to a freshly uploaded video to paste the word “first” with no punctuation, or proper grammar (Like a child). What needs to be done on this site is the same thing Rockstar games is doing. If you comment about something, it needs to be ON TOPIC! Otherwise, it’s grounds to remove your commenting privileges, or a ban. It would fix a bunch of things, such as people promoting their Youtube channels, or videos for moronic reasons, and would fix SPAM outright which I’m sure James, and Mike are tired of including people like you, or those who outright lie (Watch the James and Mike Play Dr.Jeykel and Mr.Hyde). I hope some change happens soon to rid this site of pointless posts, and morons…

    • 3D Retron

      October 29, 2013 at 2:46 pm

      Pube or orgasm? It’s tough being a 13 year old.

    • November 24, 2013 at 10:35 am

      Well, that was a wasted page.

    • KennyM

      January 20, 2014 at 10:12 pm

      LONG LIVE MONSTER MADNESS!!

    • KennyM

      March 30, 2014 at 12:37 am

      Hey me too!

    • KennyM

      March 30, 2014 at 12:37 am

      yay

    • Deathbringer

      June 22, 2014 at 11:36 am

      It’s not even a joke. That’s all people want you to realize. Look at it. That’s not a joke. In fact, it’d be funnier to just post “fart” as the first comment on something.. and it’s just as childish.

  • Anthony Abozyid

    October 21, 2013 at 12:03 pm

    OH YES

  • October 21, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    A new AVGN on my birthday! Never thought that’d be a thing. :-]

    Shame some twatmonger had to “first” the vid. ¬_¬

    • itscmillertime

      October 21, 2013 at 3:52 pm

      Oh yea? Well I have the same birthday as the Nerd! So there!

      • Weldin Dunn

        October 21, 2013 at 9:31 pm

        i have the same b-day as Abe Lincoln, Charles Darwin, and it’s 2 days before lara croft’s b-day (valentines day)

      • Hunter Wilde

        October 21, 2013 at 11:06 pm

        As do I. Exactly ten years after in fact, so there 😉

    • johnpseudo

      October 21, 2013 at 3:58 pm

      Well, say thanks to modern society`s competitive nature that is bred into us through biology, school, commercials and work life… or just be happy for somebody that was happy about a doubtful achievement / lucky circumstance, that made him stand out from the others for a moment.

      • Don Skiver

        September 9, 2015 at 1:19 am

        The nail that stands up gets hammered down.

  • cameron

    October 21, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    Finally, Been waiting what feels like forever for a new episode. good work James!

    • Weldin Dunn

      October 21, 2013 at 9:32 pm

      but the tiger one was posted like a month ago

      • cameron

        October 22, 2013 at 9:30 am

        I know, but compared to when James was making two episodes a month, a month feels like forever. However i completely understand that he has many other things going for him these days such as family and the AVGN Movie.

  • toolman5944

    October 21, 2013 at 12:15 pm

    You make one of the shittiest months great. Look forward to this day after day and year after year. May you live like a windrammer as you fuck James.

    • October 22, 2013 at 12:46 am

      I’m glad I’m not the only one who still thinks the “Windrammer” fan mail is fucking hilarious! 😀

    • October 22, 2013 at 5:32 am

      What the hell are you talking about? October-December is the best time of the year.

  • toolman5944

    October 21, 2013 at 12:19 pm

    I live in PA and wanted to go to Eastern State Pen, but don’t want to waste money if it is shit. You are pretty close and I never heard you mention it. It is pretty famous maybe you could poke your head in and give a blog review or something. Im sure you are too busy to wipe your ass correctly so I understand just an idea.

    • Parthen

      October 21, 2013 at 6:17 pm

      I went a couple years ago, and it was a ton of fun. Totally worth the money.

  • October 21, 2013 at 12:24 pm

    coughMonsterMadness™

  • October 21, 2013 at 12:25 pm

    Hi Brian.

  • videogamehunter820

    October 21, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    HOLY SHIT!!!
    I JUST BOUGHT THAT ALIEN 3 ON THE NES ON SATURDAY!!!
    I still love this game. It has it’s flaws (LJN of course, and that time limit sucks) but it is a pretty fun nonlinear-style game and the graphics are fun to look at. Sorry James but you made a little mistake. That time/player counter at the bottom is actually time/prisoners. I’m not mad, I just saying (I love ya James). It may have not followed the movie exactly, but I think they were trying to insert Aliens into the game (since it was in 1986 and the NES was in its early years, so we never got an actual Aliens game on the home consoles). Alien Trilogy is AWESOME! Another FANTASTIC Alien game is Alien 3 on the SNES, check it out.
    Great video!!!

    • Radelta

      October 21, 2013 at 1:44 pm

      The snes version isnt much better. It just replaces rescuing prisoners with welding doors. Lol. That always made me laugh since they weld 1 or 2 doors shut in the movie, and then the game thats almost all you ever do is weld doors

      • October 21, 2013 at 5:11 pm

        You must have played the SNES version for about 5 minutes. There were a number of missions which you could complete. One of them was welding doors shut to seal off an area, but there were others like rescuing prisoners, repairing junction boxes, destroying alien eggs in infested corridors, etc. and you could complete the missions in any order.

        The SNES version of Alien 3 was pretty awesome and was a world away from the NES version the nerd reviewed.

      • Radelta

        October 21, 2013 at 5:41 pm

        I played it for a bit, enough to fight a few of the queen bosses. I remember there being a variety of missions, but most of them were welding doors shut. Snes game sucked just as bad, pal.

      • Radelta

        October 21, 2013 at 5:53 pm

        Not to mention, all the missions are the same except for destroying eggs. Goto room X and interact with (door/fusebox/prisoner) wow, what a variety. I just happen to think of welding doors more often since its actually something they did in the movie.

      • videogamehunter820

        October 22, 2013 at 4:37 pm

        I not bad-mouthing you or anything, so don’t get angry. I think it is very underrated. Now what you said is true, there is a lot of welding (doors, junction boxes, fuse boxes, etc.) But there was also hooking up a power source to a generator, saving prisoners, destroying eggs, destroying a queen. The graphics were great (and most were areas taken from the movie Alien 3). The music was fantastic. It had a feel like Megaman where you could complete the missions in whatever order you wanted. It had an easy password system. The controls were great (not as good as Contra but still really good). Instead of having to switch between weapons, each button controlled a weapon ( you could also carry multiple clips of bullets and grenades and had an upgradable flamethrower.) It’s not a perfect game, I know, but considering all the failed attempts at making a side-scrolling shooter, this is one of the better ones. I see your point, so if you don’t like it that’s fine. I still recommend it to people, though. Another thing: it has Hudson say “GAME OVER, MAN” when you die. That’s awesome!!!

  • taykel

    October 21, 2013 at 12:44 pm

    I really like your reaction at the LJN logo with the red and flashing lights. So intense.

  • culwin

    October 21, 2013 at 12:47 pm

    The Nerd sacrificed himself to save us all from LJN

  • Kyl0r

    October 21, 2013 at 12:53 pm

    i like alien 3 the movie 🙁
    the steadycam shots are awesome!

  • fackya

    October 21, 2013 at 1:23 pm

    You floor me with blue balls skit. Great Nerd episode.

  • October 21, 2013 at 1:31 pm

    Haha omg two of my favorite AVGN moments are when he reveals the LJN logo in the bill and ted episode and now in this one! ROFL

  • GenesisNerd

    October 21, 2013 at 1:37 pm

    The graphics on this version of Alien 3 are abysmal, Alien 3 for the Sega Genesis was quite good as far as that was concerned but the ASSNESS that game contained was just inhumane. I find it quite interesting the game does have a ton of similarities but a different company made it!! No rainbow of death attached!

  • moldy_tomato

    October 21, 2013 at 1:38 pm

    “But the game gives you no indication how many prisoners are left to rescue.”

    “Pr:02”
    rescues a prisoner
    “Pr:01”

    • October 21, 2013 at 3:04 pm

      PR is Player.

      • moldy_tomato

        October 21, 2013 at 7:32 pm

        Well, I’m not sure if I’m missing a joke here, but I dug up the game’s manual from the internet, and it’s quite clear about it: http://i.imgur.com/wlvECOf.png
        Just wanted to point that out.

  • Arigat

    October 21, 2013 at 1:50 pm

    Thk for the birthday gift

  • J5

    October 21, 2013 at 1:51 pm

    Yeh that becuz the 3rd Aliens movie was not a Cameron film!!! lol

  • J5

    October 21, 2013 at 2:00 pm

    LMFAO!!! EPIC ending James

  • strider

    October 21, 2013 at 2:06 pm

    Cool Review , BTW the music was composed by Jeroen Tel, a fucking SID legend

  • Rick

    October 21, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    That ending was FUCKIN’ Awesome! Both for Satires-sake and just ’cause hell, yeah, Cinemassacre! 😀 that should be the new lead-up to the logo every time!

  • frostare

    October 21, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    I see what you did here with the strobe, oh yeah and the Monster Madness continuity. Really two-gear diarrhea is bullshit, even games that could’ve been playable like Zool on SNES suck because of this

  • October 21, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    AVGN and Monster Madness! Thanks James! Nice video!

  • Pokelol99

    October 21, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    New episode = im happy

  • handsome pete

    October 21, 2013 at 2:57 pm

    This episode had probably the most sex jokes.

    • rizefall

      October 21, 2013 at 3:11 pm

      Yeah i thought so myself. Mostly that “your mum bent over getting fucked” joke.

  • SHINZO

    October 21, 2013 at 3:08 pm

    what is the song at the end? i cant remember if it is from the movie

  • October 21, 2013 at 3:11 pm

    That’s what I was waiting for!! 😀

  • October 21, 2013 at 3:17 pm

    awesome job James. what a cool surprise for Halloween. however, I do have only a couple things to point out that I must address.
    #1 – the SNES port was way better. I wonder at times why you only look at the NES versions of some games while they tend to be better on the SNES. just like when he pointed out how bad Hook was on NES when again it was way better on the SNES.
    & #2 – here’s a strong suggestion James. if you truly hate LJN that much, then why not make the next review based on them to see if there is any good LJN games out there. I think it’s about time to really address to them directly and see if there are any good LJN games out there. and believe it or not James, there are some good LJN games, just some. the first one everyone tends to like, including myself, is Maximum Carnage. True Lies on SNES, WWF on Genesis & SNES, The Punisher on NES, Alien 3 on SNES, Terminator 2 Arcade on Genesis & SNES, and others I have not mentioned.
    maybe instead of dragging this LJN hatred out even further, why not just simply make the next episode about them and address some good games under their wing James? I think it’s time you address them and move on because it’s getting old really fast. that’s my suggestion James, make the next episode based on LJN. that would be epic!

  • Squall85

    October 21, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    Don’t forget Turrican 3 (or Mega Turrican). And there was Alien Breed. And Tower Assault. The best alien video game I’ve played was on the Commodore 64. Every level was different. With flying through rings, protecting marines while they cut through an iron door, finding the little girl and finish the alien queen… Such a great game that was.

  • CineMatthew

    October 21, 2013 at 3:40 pm

    Awesome, just in time for Monster Madness.

  • Sammit

    October 21, 2013 at 3:41 pm

    After all these years the question is finally asked… do buffalos even get diarrhea?

  • October 21, 2013 at 3:45 pm

    Ljn is so bad it’s scary

  • johnpseudo

    October 21, 2013 at 3:50 pm

    Luv it 😀 – Though I expected that the LJN rainbow would burst from James` chest in the end … I`m looking forward to another *covers mouth* Monster Madness-part and hope James will someday review “Death Machine” or the “Tremors”-series …

  • October 21, 2013 at 3:51 pm

    That was the sickest outro ever!!!!!

  • Epicje

    October 21, 2013 at 4:00 pm

    I recall playing Alien 3 on the Sega megadrive and, tbh, it wasn’t really that bad. Iirc, there was even an indicator to how many people were left, as well as multiple weapons and different levels.

  • itscmillertime

    October 21, 2013 at 4:06 pm

    This was a good nerd episode, rock on!

  • Berserker Mushroom

    October 21, 2013 at 4:09 pm

    fuck yeah he finally reviews one of my favorite games ( nostalgia + i love aliens)
    this game really has some of the best music and yeah the gameplay is trial and error but it’s different in the very least. pretty ok for an ljn game.
    ps: the pr really does mean prisoners left , and the next levels change a bit (i played this so much i can finish it in my sleep)
    nice review, ty

  • M H

    October 21, 2013 at 4:32 pm

    Sideburns :p

  • Sakenomi

    October 21, 2013 at 4:34 pm

    Now James, I really Love You and don’t wanna break any joys or anything… But.. this was one of the shitty games I have tortured myself as well as a kid, with really long sessions.. Actually the “Pr” at the bottom of screen does not tell You how many lives You have… It IS the remaining prisoner count. Pr = Prisoner. The thing You are bitching about all video, in front of your eyes… And also, You should have shown the other levels in more detail, they actually do look nicer and made me kinda like the game as a kid. Now I agree though – it’s goat puke..

  • SoTH

    October 21, 2013 at 4:50 pm

    Or they could have changed the genre too. Not all games are action games. Could have been an adventure horror game, like Clock Tower on SNES.

  • SoTH

    October 21, 2013 at 4:54 pm

    Actually, there is a prisoner count. It’s flashing alongside the time, the Pr. 03 thing.

  • October 21, 2013 at 4:55 pm

    Another terrible episode, he’s clearly playing badly just for something to complain about, it clearly alternates between time left and prisoners remaining in the display, terrible.

    • SoTH

      November 6, 2013 at 11:45 pm

      Playing badly just for the hell of it? You certainly picked the wrong game to say that to!

      Really, anyone would screw up when you have 2 feet ahead of them to see anything.

  • ClosingFrantica

    October 21, 2013 at 5:02 pm

    I SWEAR I SCREAMED AT THE LJN LOGO

  • Brendan Matelan

    October 21, 2013 at 5:10 pm

    I literally said “Oh Fuck” when I saw that ungodly rainbow on the game cartridge.

  • October 21, 2013 at 5:16 pm

    Thank you for making my dream come true! 😀

  • slientkill

    October 21, 2013 at 5:16 pm

    all hail ljn

  • October 21, 2013 at 5:18 pm

    Loved the Nerd review (as always), but I wish he had checked out the SNES version at the end as that was a pretty good game and fixed a lot of the issues he brings up with the NES version (Doors could actually be entered, there was a map screen, you had the ability to fire while climbing ladders, awesome graphics etc.)

    The SNES version was developed by Probe and was basically a completely different game (even though it was published by LJN )

  • slientkill

    October 21, 2013 at 5:19 pm

    oh, i remember this game, hard as hell and really confusing lay out that doesnt tell you what to do.

  • October 21, 2013 at 5:56 pm

    An AVGN halloween special, one of the big reasons Halloween is my favorite time of the year. 😀

  • Althar

    October 21, 2013 at 5:57 pm

    “No prisoner counter”
    6:30, Pr:03 -> Prisoner gets saved, Pr:02
    /facepalm

  • erik37

    October 21, 2013 at 5:58 pm

    nice wasnt expecting a nerd video with my monster madness, the ending was classic

  • October 21, 2013 at 5:59 pm

    What the fuck i hate ljn.

  • EchnaTron

    October 21, 2013 at 6:04 pm

    Nice one! Thanks, James! I guess all the whiners that called for another “classic” AVGN video should be satisfied now.

  • Aaron1375

    October 21, 2013 at 6:32 pm

    Nice review, I love how you did the Alien game while you were reviewing the films…brilliant! This one had me laughing quite a bit, but then one can always trust an LJN game to provide lots of fodder! Great ending!

  • RMBowie

    October 21, 2013 at 6:32 pm

    I thought Shit Pickle was gonna come outta tha chest = ( great episode )

  • October 21, 2013 at 6:44 pm

    Nice, a new episode!

    Thanks James!

  • October 21, 2013 at 6:57 pm

    So awesome and quite honestly, Monster Madness should be on TV!

  • October 21, 2013 at 6:59 pm

    I can’t understand what you say when you cough, damn! 😀

  • Mike E

    October 21, 2013 at 7:00 pm

    Actually, there kind of was an official Aliens game for the NES.
    It was an unreleased Famicom Disk System version made by Square, but it was a port of an Activision game for some computer system. So, don’t expect it to be anything actually good.
    Just the first youtube link on the game

  • October 21, 2013 at 7:09 pm

    Love October!

  • October 21, 2013 at 7:42 pm

    ahhhhh LJN!

  • travis terrico

    October 21, 2013 at 7:43 pm

    it does show how many prisoners are left….it flashes o the player time thing and says pr:04 and shit

  • flawn scorpion

    October 21, 2013 at 7:44 pm

    Love it, love you, loves it all. You da bess!

  • Joshua

    October 21, 2013 at 8:11 pm

    Epic ending! I love your videos there so cool.

  • DreamWarrior95

    October 21, 2013 at 8:28 pm

    Great work! Perfect compliment to Monster Madness! I had thought the LJN logo was going to burst from your chest at the end. Damn LJN, whatever deal from hell they made to make all of those licensed games still echoes on today.

  • October 21, 2013 at 8:29 pm

    Cool as always GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!

  • ikensee

    October 21, 2013 at 8:32 pm

    I wasn’t expecting another AVGN until at least Halloween! Early Treat! Now what’s the trick?

  • October 21, 2013 at 8:46 pm

    9 minutes into the vid and i just realized thats the red light and the light that flashes have something to do with the scene in Aliens

  • Valis77

    October 21, 2013 at 8:54 pm

    *sighs* LJN im sick and tired of your shit.

  • October 21, 2013 at 9:22 pm

    Another great episode. But Alien 3 the movie was pretty cool, even if is not as good as the 2 previous movies. I never played the NES version, but I do played the SNES game, and it is one of my favorites on the system, great atmosphere, excellent graphics and a really fun game.

  • October 21, 2013 at 9:30 pm

    i am not trying to be mean but WTF is ur problem reviewing bettlejuice its worst the Dr Jekyll and hyde, tiger games, e.t and also even worse than bill and ted!!! ITS A MUST REVIEW GAME!!!!!!! dont u get a lot of request for it. look sry i had to say that but if u review that game next episode i swear ill give a shoutout on twiter. again sry for asking u to much

  • Joorum

    October 21, 2013 at 11:06 pm

    The LJN logo reveal gets me everytime!

  • Ceaser Gomez

    October 21, 2013 at 11:35 pm

    James, you deserve to have your show on cable television. Thanks for the Alien love.

  • Whooping Crane

    October 21, 2013 at 11:49 pm

    Great episode!

  • angel85

    October 22, 2013 at 12:30 am

    I played alien 3 on the SNES, and besides the end (which they DID get right in that version) it seemed to have NOTHING to do with that movie, if anything it was more similar to Aliens what with the thousands of monsters and tons of weapons you could use.

  • Michael Lane

    October 22, 2013 at 12:42 am

    Excellent review as always. Keep it up James.

  • bob jones

    October 22, 2013 at 12:50 am

    Awwww man, I thought at the end the LJN rainbow was gonna shoot out of his chest….

  • October 22, 2013 at 1:29 am

    Tank you James I love the xenomarph, what revew alien 3

  • LJN Toys

    October 22, 2013 at 1:46 am

    Short and sweet. Great episode!

  • Karoomay

    October 22, 2013 at 2:12 am

    This episode was OK but not great, he didn’t sound angry enough and relied on too many sex jokes, but I can understand James has been awfully busy working on Monster Madness and the AVGN Movie, not to mention he now has a daughter to take care of. So at least, in all this chaos, he was able to release an AVGN Halloween episode.

  • October 22, 2013 at 2:15 am

    bravo

  • D-Man

    October 22, 2013 at 2:41 am

    It just wouldn’t be Halloween without a AVGN video to celebrate it. Monster Madness is fucking awesome, but it is the Halloween episode that completes the package.

  • Anthony Abozyid

    October 22, 2013 at 3:37 am

    hahaaha this was one of the best avgn vids

  • Damian Wayne

    October 22, 2013 at 3:45 am

    im disgusted with the wall of ridiculous comments this video has all because a kid said ‘first’ sad. anyways, i enjoyed this video! i think LJN made a few good games. i actually like friday the 13th on NES, i kicked ass at that game!

  • FoxNull

    October 22, 2013 at 3:47 am

    OMG JAMES IM SO HAPPY YOU REVIEWED THESE!
    For YEARS i was thinking about emailing it as a suggestion but never did. IM SO HAPPY YOU REVIEWED THESE JAMES! YOU ROCK!

  • Lukas Sprehn

    October 22, 2013 at 6:46 am

    Since the Angry Video Game Nerd is a character does this mean that he actually knows you James? It would be fucking awesome to see you do a collab video of some kind! Would be awesome if you could get the Nostalgia Critic in there too. How about an AVGN’s Birthday episode, in which we celebrate the AVGN’s birthday by giving him the shittiest games that there is? Or would that be too cruel?

  • Omega-Envych

    October 22, 2013 at 8:00 am

    Oh, now I remember this piece of shit. I remember my wasted weekend, when I was a little kid, and forced to play this garbage. Well… instead of doing this, I threw cartridge away and played whole weekend good old Battle City and bootleg copy of Kyatto Ninden Teyandee (known in U.S. as Samurai Pizza Cats. Actually a great Famicom game. To bad, they never ported it to U.S. and Europe) and New! Ghostbusters 2 (yeah, I’m from Europe, so we had that game instead of american shit).

  • skwij

    October 22, 2013 at 8:25 am

    Ah, I learned to be wary of that rainbow at a tender young age. Who knew that one little rainbow could cause so many nightmares? Thanks for the video!

  • khimera609

    October 22, 2013 at 8:27 am

    I’ve played this. Didn’t thought it was that bad… didn’t thought it was good either. The aliens are not a problem, not even the (lazy) bosses. The problem is finding the prisoners and your way out within the time limit and having enough ammo to kill the bosses. It’s exactly like a memory test and, once you know where all the prisoners are and where the aliens spawn, you can just breeze through the game. This game could have been a lot better. I was kinds proud of myself for finishing it.

  • October 22, 2013 at 8:33 am

    Alien 3 on the Sega Magadrive was rather enjoyable though.

  • BrandeX

    October 22, 2013 at 8:34 am

    “WHO WOULD PUT B BEFORE A?!!?”

    Traditional Japanese is in a top down, right to left format. So you read/look from the right, then go left. Anyone that has ever read a manga knows what I am talking about.

    • October 22, 2013 at 4:52 pm

      The quote is “Who would put A before B?” You got it the other way around. That’s the joke.

  • October 22, 2013 at 9:24 am

    At least he isn’t playing Colonial Marines.

  • MAMEFan

    October 22, 2013 at 9:51 am

    Adrianne Curry is quality ass.

  • BladeRunner

    October 22, 2013 at 11:52 am

    awesome new Nerd episode, this just made my day!!!

  • October 22, 2013 at 1:10 pm

    Great review! I rented that game at the time, and I had another wasted weekend, because it was so not fun to play. Damn, how I hate LJN. Who wants to work with me on a new website called laughing-joking-numbnuts.com?

  • caitseith

    October 22, 2013 at 4:16 pm

    I hoped that AVGN played the SNES version too. But, unlike Terminator 2, it was better than the NES version (at least it got the ending right).

  • Kieran St James

    October 22, 2013 at 4:59 pm

    NICE!

  • October 22, 2013 at 5:08 pm

    The second I saw that Ljn logo…cold sweat ran down my face and i had a panic attack…easily the scariest thing ive seen this october..

  • October 22, 2013 at 5:14 pm

    This game is just a crappy port of the SNES version, which has some of the same flaws, but it came off as pretty scary and dark to me at the time.

    Alien Trilogy is just a first person shooter which walks through the entire trilogy of movies, the cut scenes make almost no sense. But the music is good, and the sound effects were awesome. Not to mention the atmosphere was great and it was fantastic to play on a dark night, lots of jump scares, because there wasn’t an overabundance of aliens/enemies like in the other games.

  • Stephan Jackson

    October 22, 2013 at 5:58 pm

    I love two video days, ESPECIALLY when one of them is a new AVGN episode!!! Thanks so much. I’m going through some real tough shit in my life right now, and you guys never fail to bring some brightness to my darkest hours. Keep it up. I think I speak for all of us fans when I say we are some of the most loyal around and truly appreciate what you give us and the passion that’s obviously the catalyst for it all.

  • Colan Nelson

    October 22, 2013 at 6:04 pm

    Does anyone else think that James should do a video on LJN?

  • MonsterMovieSciFi fan

    October 22, 2013 at 6:22 pm

    jajajaj really funny 😀

  • October 22, 2013 at 6:30 pm

    I was kinda expecting the LGN logo to come out of AVGN at the end

  • October 22, 2013 at 7:18 pm

    monster madness and an AVGN episode in the same month? my birthday just came early.

  • Ben Yates

    October 22, 2013 at 7:37 pm

    Children, quit your fighting and enjoy the video. This site doesn’t deserve your bullshit.

  • herbsuperb

    October 22, 2013 at 7:46 pm

    I only ever played the SNES version of Alien 3. Truth be told I did enjoy it. Not a great game, but a playable and entertaining one. Even now. Did have some of those LJN things about it that just pissed me off. But still sort of fun.

  • Dan021

    October 22, 2013 at 7:55 pm

    …monster madness…

    😀

  • October 22, 2013 at 8:15 pm

    my god… this has to be the best nigeht I’ve ever logged into the site

  • Joker83

    October 22, 2013 at 8:59 pm

    Very cool, loving October at Cinemassacre

  • Lanlost

    October 22, 2013 at 10:12 pm

    Well, this was unexpected.

    …BUT AWESOME! Can’t wait to watch it.

    • Lanlost

      October 22, 2013 at 10:27 pm

      I will NEVER talk shit about AVGN because if I had to name the absolute hardest working (and nicest) person who develops media of any type on the internet it would be James.

      And (most of) the rest of us do nothing.

      That being said, was it just me or was this episode like an AVGN episode all coked up?

      It was like his hosting provider was almost out of space and requested he keep it under a certain time AFTER he wrote the script.

      Take any AVGN episode’s content and reduce the episodes span by 1/2 and you’d have this.

      I would say that it’s because James is so busy, but like I just said, he put a lot of content here, it just was compressed into a short period of time.

      Unfortunately, a lot of the comedic timing was lost because of it. But hell, LJN should be happy they even get a mention at all at this point.

      (‘fun’ fact: Until AVGN, and even after I grew up and knew it couldn’t be right, I pronounced LJN like ‘lynn-gin’ for some stupid ass reason.)

  • October 22, 2013 at 10:38 pm

    I am a long time fan of your work and a new member here on cinemassacre.com. This video was a great surprise to see after viewing the reviews of the Alien movies. I felt there could’ve been a lot more to this review but that very well could be because of your insane work schedule. It was still pretty cool to see since you previously covered the first two films on Monster Madness.

    I’m not sure if this has been asked previously, but have you ever played the SNES version of Alien 3? It was actually a pretty decent shooter, not like the genesis or nes versions at all – surprisingly enough made by LJN as well. Its same platforming shooter type game only with great graphics, good controls, a variety of different areas to freely explore, different missions to choose from, an intuitive map screen, and awesome music. I would say it almost in the same league as classic SNES games like Metroid, but definitely nowhere as perfect. I think it could be game worth covering though, maybe the next James and Mike Let’s Play? Its one of the very few movie to video game adaptation that was actually done a good bit of justice… and by LJN? – Who would’ve thought? Though that could be just what the 6 year old version of myself thinks lol. Keep up the good work. Cheers!

  • devohat

    October 22, 2013 at 10:48 pm

    James and Mike, I have watched all your videos will you spare a minute 30 and search devin griffin MMA in youtube and watch my cage fight videos and see how a nerd kicks some ass

  • Ben_from_G-town

    October 22, 2013 at 10:59 pm

    Hahahaha nice. They were going for playable, like the movie was watchable. And I love that joke at the end, complete with another shameless plug for Monster Madness! 😀

    Thanks for the suggestion to play Alien Trilogy for Playstation, Contra, and Metroid, instead. 🙂

  • joliet_jane

    October 22, 2013 at 11:26 pm

    How can The Nerd know anything about “Monster Madness”? If he knows about that, does he know about James? O_o

    Also, Alien Trilogy for the PS1 rocks. I play it once a year.

    • Argentines_dont_wear_sombreros

      October 23, 2013 at 7:35 am

      he was just coughing… 😉

  • Mike Grabas

    October 22, 2013 at 11:34 pm

    Hey man, the fact that you keep this shit going while working so diligintly on your movie is awesome, I’m about to leave for another year long deployment and your avgn/MM/BJ/etc gets bought/downloaded so I can watch overseas when I have no internet. Huge fan, next time I’m up in the NY area, I will def check to see if you guys are making an appearance. Thanks for making this shit for nostalgic turds like me.

    Fel

  • nicko786

    October 22, 2013 at 11:36 pm

    James,
    When are you going to just make an LJN video?? I’ve been expecting one for awhile now because it just seems like the next logical step, but it hasn’t been done! I know it must be torture, but you should just get it over with and make an LJN video. I hated LJN ever since I was 7 years old. Time to make them pay.. Go ahead and tear them a new asshole.

  • October 23, 2013 at 12:02 am

    Loved the bit at the end where you reenacted the movie’s ending. Nice blue-screening!

  • greedo

    October 23, 2013 at 12:10 am

    I’m right with you here, James- there really isn’t that much to go on here. The movie is a colossal letdown. But as you pointed out, it wasn’t all Fincher’s fault. They took the original concept- and his ideas- and shot them down. I remember seeing a doc on this where one of his associates had to console him because he was so furious at what the studios did to the film.

    Have to disagree with you on the Ripley scene. I don’t think it’s particularly courageous on their part to kill off Ripley. It comes off more as an act of desperation by the producers to salvage something from the film. Interestingly, enough the original concept had Ripley landing in a monastery, and having strange things happen. And as the deaths mounted, Ripley would have been blamed for it. That would have been a far more interesting film than this farce.

    Oh, and one more thing- Interestingly, enough, the plot of Alien Resurrection originally was going to bring back Ripley, and pretend than none of the events of the previous film existed. (Ripley was to have been in a coma, and thus dreamt the whole thing). Looks like even the producers of that film didn’t even like Alien 3! 🙂

  • October 23, 2013 at 1:09 am

    Avgn dude you gotta play ILL BLEED for the dreamcast since its almost gonna be Halloween!!!

  • October 23, 2013 at 1:10 am

    once again great job. That dark lighting effect should be used for “future reviews”, since it really adds to the dark and twisted atmosphere!

    Good Look finishing Monster Madness!

  • Smokingspoon

    October 23, 2013 at 1:37 am

    Well you know, I think Ljn Often had the Follins brother making music for their games. Those brothers… real pioneer! Not only did they make good music on the nes and previous game consoles, they manipulated the sounds and raised the standard of good 8-bit music in a way that almost no one else did.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if they gave a tutorial on videogame music (back then) to other musicians like Koji Kondo and Nobuo Uematsu.

  • October 23, 2013 at 1:49 am

    TO answer your quest AVGN this is a list of all video games LJN made…
    Alien 3 (Game Boy, NES and SNES versions), A Nightmare on Elm Street, Back to the Future, Back to the Future Part II & III, Beetlejuice (Game Boy and NES versions), Bill & Ted’s Excellent Video Game Adventure (Game Boy and NES versions), Friday the 13th, Gotcha! The Sport!, The Incredible Crash Dummies (NES and SNES versions), Jaws, The Karate Kid, Major League Baseball (NES version), NBA All-Star Challenge (Game Boy and SNES versions), NFL, Pictionary (NES version),Roger Clemens’ MVP Baseball (Game Boy, NES and SNES versions), Spider-Man and the X-Men in Arcade’s Revenge (Game Boy and SNES versions),Spider-Man: Return of the Sinister Six (NES version),Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage (Sega Genesis and SNES versions), Spider-Man and Venom: Separation Anxiety (Super NES version), Spirit of Speed 1937 (Sega Dreamcast and PC versions), Terminator 2: Judgment Day (Game Boy, NES and SNES versions), The Amazing Spider-Man, The Amazing Spider-Man 2, The Amazing Spider-Man 3: Invasion of the Spider-Slayers, The Punisher (NES version), True Lies (Game Boy and SNES versions), Town & Country Surf Designs: Wood & Water Rage, Town & Country II: Thrilla’s Surfari,The Uncanny X-Men, Warlock (Super NES version),Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Wolverine: Adamantium Rage (Super NES Version),Wolverine, World War III (unreleased),WWF King of the Ring (Game Boy and NES versions), WWF RAW (Game Boy and SNES versions), WWF Royal Rumble (Super NES version), WWF Superstars (Game Boy version),WWF Superstars 2 (Game Boy version), WWF Super WrestleMania (Super NES version), WWF WrestleMania Challenge (NES version, WWF WrestleMania: Steel Cage Challenge (Game Boy version)

    So yeah, lots of shit

  • fcabanski

    October 23, 2013 at 5:15 am

    AVGN in the middle of Monster Madness – wow.

    Why wasn’t that an LJN game coming out of Nerd’s chest?

    • October 23, 2013 at 1:40 pm

      I was sure it was gonna be E.T. or some crappy other game too. Wouldve been funnier. But well, it was awesome anyway.

  • October 23, 2013 at 7:17 am

    What song is playing in the end?

  • Argentines_dont_wear_sombreros

    October 23, 2013 at 7:27 am

    Man, this episode is so fresh! I like that you went for some other kind of humor, in some jokes. it’s a little different, and I like that. Thanks a lot for all your work, James!

  • Zac Crane

    October 23, 2013 at 7:40 am

    Hahahahhahahahah a

  • MetalHorrorNES

    October 23, 2013 at 8:32 am

    Not bad, so it looks like the next AVGN dvd will have 2 Halloween episodes on it then. I can’t wait for the next volume and of course the movie! Great work James, as always!

  • October 23, 2013 at 1:36 pm

    This was a f*cking hard game. And it was even worst on super nes if i recall correctly.
    But we must say it’s pretty functional for a LJN game…

  • h31i05

    October 23, 2013 at 3:08 pm

    Hey guys, please check out this guy here, he is making genius video game music reviews on youtube http://youtu.be/ecgjfWZJsKI
    I’m huge fan of James, so please don’t take this as spam, I just think that the guy is getting too few views for what he is doing and this community could appreciate his work.

  • October 23, 2013 at 4:08 pm

    It was massive in Ireland when it was first released, I remember the video game on the snes was something special at the time. Captures more a moment of my childhood then anything else. Pales in comparison to the Alien and Aliens.

  • October 23, 2013 at 4:10 pm

    *cough** Cinemassacre’s Monster Madness 🙂

  • Clutchkman

    October 23, 2013 at 6:15 pm

    It’s always a pleasure to see a new Nerd video. It’s great to see someone who knows what it’s like to suffer through these games, cause back in the day, this is all we had. It was either this or replay one of your good games, like metroid. It was so dissappointing, when you’d be all hyped up about a movie-game, and get this assholishly bad game. Adults would usually get these for the kids to cuz they don’t know they’re shit. Anyway, Rock on James!

  • EvilDead159

    October 23, 2013 at 7:29 pm

    Hey Ik its the wrong video but Just wanna say thanks for Monster Madness, its become like a new Halloween tradition, especially since all the cool stuff I used to watch in the 90s on Halloween are never shown on tv anymore.

  • JT

    October 23, 2013 at 8:28 pm

    Alien 3 is one of the worst movies ever made and the worst videogame along with the nes terminator. They could have done it with one alien no problem. Friday the 13th has one main enemy and other sub enemies that have reasonable explanations in the instruction manual and fit into the game and roll together with Jason and the exploration element to give you a very fun and incredibly difficult experience. Face huggers and some other enemies that would naturally fit would have been much more fun to take down working your way to the insanely hard alien. The sound is garbage too james I disagree that it’s good it sounds just as jumbled and chaotic as the terminator music and the game itself only has like 3 tracks.

  • October 23, 2013 at 8:34 pm

    i am like going through a lot right now, i was even going to kill myself, the only think that has stopped me was these avgn episodes, i could be so depressed and i just watch one of these and i will be sitting there laughing my ass off, thx james keep theme coming(:

  • DragonoftheEastblue

    October 24, 2013 at 2:07 am

    You really should have made the LGN logo burst from your chest and you holding it to you shouting “You’re comin’ to Hel with me bitch!”

  • Bloodsack

    October 24, 2013 at 7:13 am

    Awesome ep james. You guys are great. Can’t wait for more.

  • gluserty

    October 24, 2013 at 7:50 am

    Good review; never knew this mediocre game existed.

  • October 24, 2013 at 11:47 pm

    Lake Titicaca, eh? *cues the song from Animaniacs* xD Seriously though James, I enjoyed it. Thanks for another episode. 😉

  • Iron65

    October 25, 2013 at 12:06 am

    1. First time I was shocked to see Alien 3 for the SNES, which i considered to enjoyed a lot a years ago… Well, I’ve never knew this games was ever existed!!! What a piece of crap
    1. “The game does not hold your hand…. Instad, it reaches down, grabs your dick and jerks you around… LOOOOOOL”
    2. The Monster Madness promo jokes are funny too jaja, but there’s no need of a promo for me, I’m a fan of Monster Madness too James/Mike! 🙂

  • ninjamohawk

    October 25, 2013 at 6:52 am

    Definitely one of Probe’s better NES games, to be fair. That’s not saying much but I think LJN published all of their games on the NES. I have to agree with James on the music. Probe and Beam (another dev LJN published) both did music right.

  • GalloogaJoe

    October 25, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    I never even knew there was an NES version of Alien 3, but I had the Genesis version, and it looks like it was pretty much a watered down version of that. Interesting that the SNES version was completely different than both of those.

  • October 25, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    Do “Rocky: Legends” for Playstation 2

  • Paul Lilleland

    October 25, 2013 at 4:15 pm

    Great episode! Now for some more monster madness

  • Cilliandrew

    October 25, 2013 at 5:01 pm

    LOL LJN cracked me up. Nice job James.

  • Jeron

    October 26, 2013 at 3:14 am

    Haha, not the best game for review but still love the entertainment and tie In to my favorite thing on cinemassacre…..monster madness!

  • 3D Retron

    October 26, 2013 at 5:07 pm

    Those aren’t facehuggers! They’re Ripley’s used tampons after the xenomorphs have fucked with them.

  • October 26, 2013 at 5:50 pm

    great video, but i gotta say even though its a sega game, the alien 3 version of that one is really good. sell your soul to sega and try it sometime. come to the dark side nerd.

  • kevin mahey

    October 26, 2013 at 6:41 pm

    why wont u do ET , come on man please im waiting for it

  • kevin mahey

    October 26, 2013 at 6:44 pm

    BULL SHIT!!!!! GAME

  • October 26, 2013 at 9:50 pm

    heres a bad game:clifhanger for the nes!

  • likalaruku

    October 27, 2013 at 4:13 am

    Ummm…Might want to put an Epilepsy Warning on this video.

  • Youkochan

    October 27, 2013 at 3:42 pm

    Hello from germany nerd!
    But i have to say…way are ur videos since rob..so unnatural?
    I really love the natural nerdcharakter from the early episodes. But since ur movie…u got much more in to the “acting”. Ur swearing is so…not real. u try hard to entertain, but i think u need a more..y, cant point it out enough: natural approach. Just do it. tell me what u think of this game. Dont try to make an “Episode” with punchlines, effects, twists, whatever. Dont go in like “its a real pice of shit AND MAKES ME ANGRY TO MY BOILING POINT!!!”. Just play and let u enroll with ur thought. Sry, i am really bad to descripe what disappoint me…but i hope u get some of the idea i am talkin’ about…love my old nerd..

    • December 2, 2013 at 2:43 pm

      Hello! I am also from Germany! And I don’t freakin understand what you are saying. way=why? ur=you’re? But I love your “… love my old nerd …” That’s somehow going down the windrammer-lane.

    • Sammy Schitz

      May 3, 2014 at 11:28 pm

      Just so you know, no Nerd episode ever except maybe the first couple went without a script. I agree it could have been better, but he has kind been long separated from the Nerd episodes. I think after this video is where he started to turn it back around, Tiger Electronic Games and Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing were reminiscent of the quality of the early episodes, with the Tiger games maybe even better.

  • October 29, 2013 at 6:55 am

    I dont know, you’ve changed man. With your new HD-camera and hollywood experience your last 5-6 episodes isnt that funny at all. Its like youre just putting up episodes because you have to and not because a game is particulary bad and you want to review it. I think you should go back to your old style if you wanna keep all your hardcore fans…

  • Hypoxic

    October 30, 2013 at 8:11 am

    That was great, but it would’ve been funnier if the LJN rainbow burst out of James’s chest.

  • snoochie

    October 30, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    Does anyone know what game the song at the very end of the AVGN Day Dreamin’ Davey video is from? I can’t place it for some reason…

  • October 30, 2013 at 6:23 pm

    Loved the episode! I thought the LJN logo was gonna bust out of the Nerd’s chest.

  • November 4, 2013 at 10:48 pm

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • November 5, 2013 at 10:33 am

    ……

  • November 10, 2013 at 11:53 am

    Alien = Alien 1
    Aliens = Alien 2
    Alien 3 = Alien 3
    Alien Resurrection = Alien 4
    Prometheus = Alien 5
    Prometheus 2 = Alien 6
    WTF…

  • November 15, 2013 at 5:42 am

    Dude, the face huggers from Animaniacs for the SNES looked better than that. Granted, it was 16 bit, but it was a goofy sci-fi spoof!

  • penpan

    November 21, 2013 at 8:43 am

    LJN?? NO! Loved the ending 😛

  • December 2, 2013 at 3:00 pm

    Except it’s a shameless cinemassacre-Halloween-commercial, it’s really good and funny and entertaining, with all those redlights and soundFX. And dick jokes.
    Isn’t it amazing how bad those Alien-Games back then were, and still are? It’s totally true that the better Alien Games than the actual Alien Games were those which ripped them off! Like Contra and Metroid.
    I played Alien 3 on the Gameboy which was a total JOKE compared to Metroid. Playing Metroid, Contra and R-Type gives me much more of a feeling like playing an alien-game than the shitty so-called “alien” games on nintendo.

  • December 11, 2013 at 1:00 pm

    Have you seen this years Ninja Turtle Halloween special . It was a parody of the first Alien movie. LOL!!

  • Nathan Lyle

    December 21, 2013 at 10:07 pm

    I never considered this before, but I guess the Japanese Famicom controller also has the English letters A and B on it, which is pretty weird. I don’t know why they did that, but I presume the reason for the placement of the letters is that Japanese is read right to left. So, to them it would make sense to put the A button to the right of the B button. Doesn’t give any excuse for games that make B jump and A shoot, of course. Just something I never realized until now.

  • December 22, 2013 at 9:03 pm

    Why, Nerd, why!?! Why would you make a chainsaw come out of your chest for special effects!?!

  • D-Man

    January 1, 2014 at 1:31 am

    Watched this again after seeing your movie update

  • January 5, 2014 at 10:55 pm

    As far as I’m concerned the only Alien game worth playing was AVP2 on PC. Classic awesomeness at it’s finest.

  • January 6, 2014 at 5:06 pm

    Why B and A are turned around is because Nintendo is Japanese and well… The Japanese read things from right to left.
    I hope that’ll summon up.

    BTW, thnx for the great vid, it did gave me a good laugh.

  • January 7, 2014 at 1:36 pm

    LOL, great video…

    PD: james or mike, can either of you reverse the order that comments are being show it? So the last comments will be seing firts and the firts last, it will be easier to follow comments that way

  • Noah Cramer

    February 18, 2014 at 9:46 pm

    wow!

  • Quantum Asshole

    February 25, 2014 at 2:18 am

    Hello Nerden.

  • jerry lowe

    April 20, 2014 at 9:14 pm

    bought this game when it came out for Sega Game Gear.. and loved it … except for the stupid short ass time limit

  • May 6, 2014 at 7:05 pm

    This is without a doubt my least favorite AVGN episode.

  • Eder Alcantar-Sosa

    August 19, 2014 at 2:18 pm

    You should do Aliens Colonial Marines.

  • Eder Alcantar-Sosa

    August 19, 2014 at 2:19 pm

    That game should be Terminated.

  • Eder Alcantar-Sosa

    August 19, 2014 at 2:25 pm

    It’s one of the worst games of 2013.

  • September 11, 2014 at 2:56 am

    Great video, thanks a lot guys!

    Click on my profile name to go to my webpage, I customize and repair NES and all other video game systems.

  • Vernon Schaal

    September 12, 2014 at 2:38 pm

    If anyone is interested these are the LJN Nintendo Games that were published by LJN.

    Alien3
    Back to the Future
    Back to the Future Part II & III
    Beetlejuice
    Bill and Ted’s Excellent Video Game Adventure
    Friday the 13th
    Gotcha! The Sport!
    The Incredible Crash Dummies
    Jaws
    The Karate Kid
    Major League Baseball
    NFL Football
    A Nightmare on Elm Street
    Pictionary
    The Punisher
    Roger Clemens’ MVP Baseball
    Spider-Man: Return of the Sinister Six
    Terminator 2: Judgment Day
    T & C Surf Designs
    The Uncanny X-Men
    Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
    Wolverine
    WWF King of the Ring
    WWF Steel Cage Challenge
    WWF Wrestlemania Challenge

  • fcabanski

    October 14, 2014 at 7:49 pm

    There should be a warning for videos that include LJN games. I was watching this in the bathroom. When I saw the rainbow, I fell off the crapper. I am writing this comment after cleaning the wall.

  • Robert Krzewski

    October 23, 2014 at 9:03 pm

    Man, AVGN keeps getting worse and worse….
    I do like the red strobe light effects when the Nerd sees the LJN logo, that’s a nice reference.

  • Bob Dole

    October 27, 2014 at 1:46 pm

    The ending to this review was beautiful!

  • October 28, 2014 at 10:45 am

    There are a couple of Alien 3.5 games as well on systems such as Gameboy DMG, SNES, Megadrive ect.

  • November 9, 2014 at 8:04 am

    Did you know that in Japan the buttons are mixed like that as default? Sucks when playing import stuff…

  • Rammer

    April 23, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    I like how all these R rated movies get turned into video games. Shitty games no less.

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