Mike Matei / August 6th, 2013
In time for Shark week, Cinemassacre literally dives into a pile of B-movies to bring up the best of the worst shark movies ever made.
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August 6, 2013 at 10:23 pm
August 6, 2013 at 10:26 pm
I have a fishy feeling about those movies
August 6, 2013 at 11:53 pm
Guess with some of these we just took the bait…
August 7, 2013 at 1:47 pm
Yeah, they were definitely just trolling us..
August 7, 2013 at 7:29 pm
I thought these movies were great, whatever floats your boat though.
August 7, 2013 at 11:35 pm
Yes the scales were definitely not in our favor.
August 8, 2013 at 3:51 am
I know how you are all feeling!
Can’t wait to sink my teeth into some of these movies.
August 8, 2013 at 3:05 pm
Yeah, really. A wave of shark movie nostalgia just came over me.
August 9, 2013 at 12:48 am
Joke’s on you, sharks don’t have scales.
August 23, 2013 at 2:20 am
Sharks do have scales called placoids – It’s porpoise is protection and some.
September 18, 2013 at 5:27 pm
January 25, 2014 at 1:19 pm
Oh, I sea what you did there
March 19, 2014 at 11:27 pm
You know, you could scale back on these puns. They’re puffing up the page.
August 7, 2013 at 4:21 pm
We got lured into something big.
August 7, 2013 at 7:35 pm
Yeah, we were definitely hooked on these movies.
August 7, 2013 at 11:52 pm
It casts a big shadow.
August 8, 2013 at 7:52 pm
I thought all these movies sucked fucking ass!…fish.
August 9, 2013 at 9:16 pm
really because i’ve got a sqwidy feeling about it
August 6, 2013 at 10:27 pm
I like how I was just telling my brother I cant wait for top 40 shark movies, and what do you know ,10 seconds later, its in the latest videos – Thanks James.
August 6, 2013 at 10:49 pm
YES, YES, YES! I knew Sharktapus had to be on here!
August 6, 2013 at 10:59 pm
I could not stop laughing! That was so funny, hilarious video. As a Shark Movie fan, I definitely was impressed with your list. And the video was hysterical i seriously could not stop laughing.
August 6, 2013 at 11:05 pm
Oh my god, I thought he was kidding.
August 6, 2013 at 11:09 pm
Now I’m going to be Quint and hunt down the net for all these films. Jaws 2-4 are probably the only ones I would own. It’s better to buy those sequels than buy all the other craps! The parts with you in the opening and the DVD opening scene are the best parts. Then again, the “best” moments from those movies do take the cake!
August 6, 2013 at 11:28 pm
As always great job James. Laughed my ass off. I laughed even harder when I saw the yellow lock wich means you got your movie from your local Blockbuster Store (which is probably closed now) I used to work there for a few years and remember those yellow bastards very well.
August 6, 2013 at 11:36 pm
Hahaha! That box for Hammerhead still had the security bar in it. Where’d you get that copy? I’d rethink my sources. :p
August 6, 2013 at 11:37 pm
Thats a lot of fish
August 6, 2013 at 11:44 pm
number 2 I have to fuckin see
August 7, 2013 at 1:04 am
August 6, 2013 at 11:46 pm
Epic James. Simply epic.
August 6, 2013 at 11:51 pm
for some reason the video just wont play. it stops loading and just sits there on the play icon screen
August 7, 2013 at 12:00 am
yeah im getting the same thing
August 7, 2013 at 12:18 am
Sorry about that. Here’s an alternate link.
August 7, 2013 at 3:13 am
yeah scratch that, it seems to be working now. a great top # video
August 7, 2013 at 12:01 am
nevermind its working weird
August 7, 2013 at 12:04 am
IT WON’T LOAD!
August 7, 2013 at 12:07 am
I thought it just me who can’t see it load…
August 7, 2013 at 12:10 am
Now this is something I can sink my teeth into!!!
August 7, 2013 at 12:15 am
Another great video, but Deep Blue Sea was actually quite good.
The girl of the 9th movie looks like the “actress” from “Plumbers don’t wear ties”.
August 7, 2013 at 12:16 am
hey how long did this take to load for you guys.
August 7, 2013 at 12:19 am
its still loading
August 7, 2013 at 12:38 am
Two word review: “Shit Sandwich”
August 7, 2013 at 12:40 am
Dude fucking awesome, im trying to think more to say but cant say anything worth while more that fucking awesome!!!!!!!!
August 7, 2013 at 12:55 am
Deep Blue Sea shouldn’t be on this list even though they ate Samuel “Goddamn” Jackson.
August 7, 2013 at 12:58 am
I’ve been experiencing the same problems, myself. I had to hit play 3 times before it work. And even then, I think I had to refresh the browser.
August 7, 2013 at 1:05 am
maybe its just to many people watching jersey shore shark attack at once greedo lol
August 7, 2013 at 1:07 am
The Sharks Has Hit The Fan!
August 7, 2013 at 1:15 am
Wonder if James has every seen the Hulk Comic were hulk fights Giant Gamma Sharks, I seen pics of this look up Hulk Sharks, and awsome list, hope you do The Top 40 Best Shark Movies
August 7, 2013 at 1:43 am
LOL James you crack me up when you’re being silly
August 7, 2013 at 1:48 am
Best shark scene I’ve ever seen was in zombi 2. Where shark fights Zombie. There we go!! Another idea for a shark movie. Zombies vs Sharks.
August 7, 2013 at 1:53 am
Was that Goonies 2? Perhaps a hint at the next AVGN.
August 7, 2013 at 1:58 am
hahahaha holy shit this is amazing
If these shitty movies prove anything it’s that CGI must be abolished. Oh, and any movie to do with sharks should be too.
August 7, 2013 at 2:09 am
I didn’t think shark night wasn’t that bad,i liked it
August 7, 2013 at 2:12 am
This is just hilarious as hell.
August 7, 2013 at 2:17 am
Im bored i wana play some fucking board games
August 7, 2013 at 2:19 am
Curiously, the Latin American name for Jaws is Tiburón which translates to “Shark”.
August 7, 2013 at 2:21 am
OMG PLEASE JAMES, post the shark movie list so i can find them!!!
August 7, 2013 at 2:30 am
That crazy ass laugh at 00:40 is like, the best thing ever today, and the day just started an hour and a half ago! I replayed it too many times to count.
August 7, 2013 at 2:31 am
Really enjoying the movie reviews.
Can’t wait for Monster Madness 2013!!!
August 7, 2013 at 2:44 am
cool. very cool. now review Street Sharks next.
August 7, 2013 at 2:58 am
James, did you really not know how to open that style of DVD case, or was it all for comedic effect? Wtf am I talking about. Sorry James, I’ve been running on only 2 hours of sleep for the last several days.
August 7, 2013 at 2:59 am
Looks like the only idea that hasn’t been done is Sharks in Space which I find surprising, especially during that whole ‘in space’ sequel kick was popular.
Then again I can’t say I know my shake movies so maybe there is one, though I would have expected to see that make this big list.
August 7, 2013 at 3:08 am
Speaking of “Shark Attack,” are there gonna be any more Board James episodes, or was “Dream Phone” like the series finale? Because there are SO many other great board games you guys haven’t done yet!
August 7, 2013 at 3:11 am
well, there is a Jurassic Park/Jaws hybrid story called Meg. since Jurassic Park was an island theme park with dinosaurs, Meg would be it’s aquatic offspring with prehistoric sea creatures in an aquarium. at one point, Meg was going to be made into a film, but at this point is most likely in development hell.
August 7, 2013 at 3:22 am
I’m so glad Sharktopus and Deep Blue Sea made it in, which begs the question, what other shark movies are left out?
August 8, 2013 at 5:04 pm
One that is missing that I know of is The Last Shark. An Italian, I think, rip off of Jaws & Jaws 2 starring the late Vic Murrow. Paramount or Universal sued successfully and had the movie yanked from cinemas.
August 7, 2013 at 3:39 am
It’s funny because you mentioned “Sharks in a fuckin bath tub!” Well just watched the trailer for Ghost Shark and there’s one in a bath tub!
Also it’s an homage or rip off of the original Nightmare bath tub scene.
August 7, 2013 at 3:52 am
Sir this was the best list youve done in a log time! loved it!!
August 7, 2013 at 4:12 am
do I need to download something to watch the vids?coz they aint working for me
August 7, 2013 at 4:31 am
James, It’s funny when you said, Shark attack in a bathtub. Because the upcoming movie, Ghost Shark, has just that, haha!
August 7, 2013 at 5:25 am
How the hell those shit flicks get their funding ?
It is absolutely horrible.
August 7, 2013 at 5:42 am
In the movie Ghost shark the shark kills some one on a slip in slide and a bathtub
August 7, 2013 at 6:09 am
i think that indian JAws aka “Aatank” (1995) deserves a spot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUUZHsHeG1g
August 7, 2013 at 6:25 am
August 7, 2013 at 6:53 am
I do wonder, did you watch ALL of them from beginning to end? Or do you skip through it, and watch it if it seems worthwhile.
August 7, 2013 at 7:20 am
My god most of these movies were mst3k worthy.
August 7, 2013 at 8:03 am
Wait a sec, the movie’s called “Super Shark” WHERE THE F IS THE SHARKS CAPE/POWRERS?!
August 7, 2013 at 8:11 am
i’m partial to the shitty shark movies on Syfy channel.. like Sharknado, Sharkopus and Gatorshark, Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus and Dinoshark.. films so shitty that their funny. oh and the shark movie “Ghost Shark” is coming out on Syfy channel in few weeks too
August 7, 2013 at 8:55 am
The list was good but James barley explained why the movies sucked and some of the clips shown diden’t really help with that ethier.
August 7, 2013 at 9:04 am
There is a scene is Shark Attack 3 where a guy randomly says “What Do You Say I Take You Home And Eat Your Pussy?”
August 7, 2013 at 9:50 am
Regarding Hammerhead — I’m sure it’s already been said, but that looks like it was purchased as previously viewed from Blockbuster. They locked all their movies with those shitty little yellow sticks. Some asshole must’ve forgotten to remove it when you bought it.
August 7, 2013 at 10:17 am
Are the people in “Sand Shark” trying to be eaten?
August 7, 2013 at 10:27 am
This was incredible!
August 7, 2013 at 10:37 am
Damn hope you dident watch all those movies,
August 7, 2013 at 11:03 am
James, please give us an updated tour of the basement since you remodeled. we’d love to see it!
August 7, 2013 at 11:24 am
In Soviet Russia, Sharks jump you! I got out my favorite shark plushie for this. I now want to watch my VHS copy of JAWS for some reason. I wonder why.
August 7, 2013 at 11:33 am
That was awesome. I particularly liked the Jersey Shore Shark. That should really happen. I’d be happy if that does.
August 7, 2013 at 11:44 am
awesome list, I wonder how many shitty shark movies have actually been made? I didn’t even know half of these existed. Your the best Nerd.
August 7, 2013 at 12:11 pm
Holy shit man! You just totally “Owned” Shark Week. I love this video! I laughed my ass off.
August 7, 2013 at 12:21 pm
I would probably love every movie in your list xD
August 7, 2013 at 12:36 pm
The only thing missing are space sharks
August 7, 2013 at 12:45 pm
I’m surprised you didn’t use the titanic movie that had an evil shark gang in it.
August 7, 2013 at 12:51 pm
This is HILARIOUS! James you’re awesome!
August 7, 2013 at 1:57 pm
August 7, 2013 at 2:02 pm
I loved the Chappelle’s Show clip.
August 7, 2013 at 2:13 pm
Come on, James. You know you want to recreate the original Jaws using nothing but scenes from these 40 shitty movies. And you know we wanna see it.
August 7, 2013 at 2:47 pm
how did know that sharknado was going to be on this list? :/
August 7, 2013 at 2:50 pm
I’ve never wanted to waste more oxygen in my whole life, thank you.
August 7, 2013 at 3:29 pm
(sigh) This was painful to watch. Never knew there were SO many shitty shark movies. Excellent job James, as always.
August 7, 2013 at 3:52 pm
I literally laughed out loud when the shark jumped to catch the plane. Most of the time I was holding my head thinking who was that idiot who invested time and money on these movies?!…
August 7, 2013 at 4:28 pm
How about making a new shitty Shark movie by cutting all the worst scenes from all this movie together and call it “Shitty Sharkorama” ? I`d buy it … just so I don`t have to watch all those shitty srak flics.
August 7, 2013 at 4:49 pm
Shark boobies shark boobies shark boobies shark boobies shark boobies
August 7, 2013 at 4:55 pm
I was looking forward to your wiew on “The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou”, It’s ot bad though, It’s awsome!
November 28, 2013 at 9:28 am
Good call, loved that movie. Bill Murray enough said
August 7, 2013 at 4:56 pm
Awesome video! However, goblin sharks are not pre-historic
August 7, 2013 at 5:12 pm
I don’t think I could watch 40 Shark movies, let alone 40 shitty ones…
August 7, 2013 at 5:24 pm
The only thing about the shitty movies are the boobs.
the only good thing* sorry
August 7, 2013 at 5:36 pm
That shark can fucking roar!
August 7, 2013 at 5:39 pm
Still my favorite Jaws ripoff has to be Orca, which I believe starts with an orca eating a great white.
Movie Goof – Glasses fall off his face when the pile of movies fall ontop him. When he removes them from his face, glasses are back on.
August 7, 2013 at 5:45 pm
That was a WW2 Sherman… WITH LEGS. Fucking excellent.
August 7, 2013 at 5:59 pm
I’m not kidding there is a shitty shark movie on right now as I type this.
It stars Tara Reid and it is called “Sharknado,”
The plot is… A tornado picks up sharks from the sea and begins twisting onto land. It is soooo stupid, it’s funny but it is played as serious!
Well anyway, good idea for a video James and I removed adblocker for Cinemassacre too.
Man I was just about done typing when I saw you had it in your list at number five! Yeah it is on SyFy UK and it sucks or rather bites.
August 7, 2013 at 6:02 pm
I would recommend “Santa claus vs Megasharkosarus” Yeah it is real im not kidding, xD
August 7, 2013 at 6:15 pm
You should have waited two years so you could put Jaws 19 on the list.
August 7, 2013 at 6:28 pm
Why are some of the clips stretched?
August 7, 2013 at 6:43 pm
Amazing! The opening was crazy and the part where you try to open up that DVD case was hysterical. These movies do look shitty I can tell you that. I hope you do another top list like that. I really enjoyed it!