AVGN Movie teaser poster

James / March 8th, 2013

 

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This is the TEASER poster for the AVGN Movie. I love the humor and subtlety. Keep in mind, this poster was done for fun, and it was made before the trailer even existed. It was designed by the very talented Pavel Lagutin (who you can see more work at Pavel-Lagutin.com) and is also making the real poster. Wait til you see how awesome the real poster is! It just needs a tagline. That’s where YOU come in.

Let us know your suggestions for a tagline. We’re looking for something short and simple. For example “He’s going to take you back to the past.” But something better than that. You can look at the trailer for ideas. Think Sci-Fi/Adventure/Comedy. Respond in the comments section. Once we decide on one, we’ll unveil the final poster.

 

Comments

  • March 8, 2013 at 1:54 pm

    One nerd.
    One legend.

    • Brandon Sylver

      March 8, 2013 at 2:01 pm

      How about, :What were they thinking!?”. It’s funny, the nerd says it all the time so it’s immediately recognizable to fans, and it just seems right to me.

      • March 9, 2013 at 7:25 pm

        This :)

      • Knawi

        March 10, 2013 at 3:09 pm

        So immediately recognizable that you had to explain why it’s so good :p
        A good tagline doesn’t have to be explained.

      • March 10, 2013 at 9:08 pm

        I agree.

      • mcdude910

        March 11, 2013 at 3:44 pm

        This is perfect. I agree with this.

      • harrisrhcp

        March 11, 2013 at 3:53 pm

        Ese subtitulo suena genial.
        “What were they thinking” Just cracks me up

      • March 11, 2013 at 4:55 pm

        This

      • deadnowhereman

        March 12, 2013 at 7:26 am

        I like it

      • holyfadedsoldier

        March 14, 2013 at 6:47 am

        no, that’s almost as bad as the notorious ‘this game stinks’, because people will see that and say ‘wait, what were they thinking? what were they thinking while making this movie? no thanks’

      • Lukas Sprehn

        April 1, 2013 at 4:09 pm

        I fucking agree! And at the back it should say something like “Get ready for a close encounter of the Nerd kind/nerdy kind. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll shit a turd/turbo-turd. (so as to not miss this movie) Tonight you will feel like a windrammer as you fuck.” or something along those lines!

    • DarkSouske

      April 1, 2013 at 6:28 pm

      I like that idea but I raise you:
      One Nerd
      One Myth
      Two Legends

      Now time for orginal ideas. I dont guarantee quality.

      “The Nerd phones home.”

      “About damn time!”

      “The greatest story he’s never told.”

  • Brandon Sylver

    March 8, 2013 at 2:02 pm

    How about, :What were they thinking!?”. It’s funny, the nerd says it all the time so it’s immediately recognizable to fans, and it just seems right to me.

    • Knawi

      March 10, 2013 at 3:10 pm

      So immediately recognizable that you had to explain why it’s so good :p
      A good tagline doesn’t have to be explained.

  • flukesy

    March 8, 2013 at 2:08 pm

    He came, he saw, he hated it!

  • taykel

    March 8, 2013 at 2:21 pm

    He’s gonna take you back to the past, where one game made history.

  • March 8, 2013 at 2:21 pm

    In the style of E.T.’s tagline…
    “He is angry. He is a nerd. He has a thirty year video game score to settle.”

  • Rubizon

    March 8, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    - Digs up you history.
    - Digging into the past
    - Nerd on the road
    - The nerd unleashed
    - The nerd is out there
    - Once in a nerds life

  • March 8, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    Going with the ET/Nerd theme:
    “Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind”

  • Jackred89

    March 8, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    Hello James it’s been a while since I last commented on your website. I think I just came up with a good tagline for your movie.

    This is a journey better left forgiven.

  • thatoneguy2112

    March 8, 2013 at 2:54 pm

    -Where no nerd has gone before
    -Hold on to your asses
    -E.T. GO HOME!!!
    -It is so bad
    -He’ll take you back to the past (no Deloreon required)

  • drev

    March 8, 2013 at 2:58 pm

    E.T tag line was “He is afraid. He is alone. He is three million light years from home.”
    So wye bot “He is ngry. He is a nerd He is gonna take you back to the past .”

  • March 8, 2013 at 3:11 pm

    I have quite a few ideas for tagline for you James….

    1.)”He’s gonna take you back to the past, to kick this shitty game’s ass”

    2.)”Even 30 years of gaming couldn’t prepare him for this”

    3.)and another tagline idea is…. “One angry nerd.. one extraordinarily insane adventure”

    4.)”One nerd, one shitty game, one legendary journey…”

    or maybe
    5.)”Shitty games beware… the angry nerd is here”

    6.)”Jason,Bugs,Freddy, the Jaguar…he’s conquered them all…but will he survive this?”

    7.)”The nerd… He’s coming for you, you glowing fingered, bicycle riding, home phoning little bastard”

    8)”Powered by beer, motivated by anger…he’s a shitty game’s worse nightmare”

    • Lukas Sprehn

      March 9, 2013 at 5:21 pm

      I like the “Shitty games beware” line because it rhymes! :D

    • holyfadedsoldier

      March 14, 2013 at 6:49 am

      or, to be on the same amount of syllables:
      “he’s gonna take you back to the past, to kick this shitty game in the ass”

  • March 8, 2013 at 3:15 pm

    Here’s another tagline from one of the VHS covers, least I think it’s from a VHS cover that goes: “The story that touched the world”. While the tagline for AVGN poster can be: “The game that horrified the gaming world”. I can’t think of a better re-word of that tagline but I’m sure someone out there could think of a better one. Also I can’t wait to see what the official poster will look like regardless if my tagline will be used or not.

  • nickreaper

    March 8, 2013 at 3:25 pm

    “I fuckin’ love this movie MORE than Quentin Tarantino” -Ben Affleck on the AVGN movie.

  • flukesy

    March 8, 2013 at 3:34 pm

    Literally digging up the past for the good of the gaming world!

  • fritzklr

    March 8, 2013 at 3:37 pm

    “E.T. S.U.C.K.S” –> also (phonetically) the first insult in the very first AVGN Episode

    “Game, Set, Match”

    “Dig deeper, play harder”

  • March 8, 2013 at 3:52 pm

    You could do a play on the actual ET poster. “The Mystery, The Suspense, The Adventure, The Game….That started it all.”

  • mitchman

    March 8, 2013 at 4:01 pm

    He’ll finally realize what they were thinking…

  • Jordan

    March 8, 2013 at 4:01 pm

    I’m Not Saying It’s Aliens.., but It’s Aliens

  • March 8, 2013 at 4:23 pm

    This time, he’s really, REALLY angry.

  • bloodthirsty958

    March 8, 2013 at 4:25 pm

    How about a line from Tool’s song Roseta Stoned off of 10,000 Days

    “Got me seeing E motherfucking T!”

  • bloodthirsty958

    March 8, 2013 at 4:26 pm

    or how about just “ASS” lol

  • bloodthirsty958

    March 8, 2013 at 4:38 pm

    or “When the muck hits the fan”

  • bloodthirsty958

    March 8, 2013 at 4:38 pm

    “When the muck hits the hippopotamus tail” xD

  • bloodthirsty958

    March 8, 2013 at 4:44 pm

    “In the desert, no one can hear you FUCK!”

    • March 14, 2013 at 11:47 pm

      This one is pretty good! Only change “you” for “your” to be gramatically correct, or instead of “FUCK” just put swear…

    • Jonathan Schoonmaker

      April 1, 2013 at 7:20 pm

      Sounds like a porno.

  • March 8, 2013 at 4:52 pm

    E.T. phone home.

    More like E.T. PIECE OF DOG SHIT!

  • March 8, 2013 at 5:00 pm

    It’s more than a game…
    It’s the chance of a lifetime.

    A lifetime of putrid anal fecal matter.

  • March 8, 2013 at 5:04 pm

    One Life. One Continue. What Were They Thinking?

    Coming To Rolling Rock Your World!

  • Haisman3

    March 8, 2013 at 5:10 pm

    I think you should stick to “He’s gonna take u back to the past”… or how about.. AVGN VS The World/Universe… =)

  • PixPak

    March 8, 2013 at 5:15 pm

    what about: “Balls to the walls”

  • March 8, 2013 at 5:16 pm

    The Fiercest Nerd of the Past, Present, and Future!

  • March 8, 2013 at 5:29 pm

    1 “This is no ordinary game review”
    2 “Get the beer ready, it’s gonna be a long night”
    3 “There’s no turning back now”
    4 “It’s time to dig up the past”
    5 “The greatest game story ever told”

  • Hank Foreman

    March 8, 2013 at 5:29 pm

    He’s the Angriest Gamer you’ve ever heard!

  • Elwin Rijken

    March 8, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    -He’s angry. He’s alone. He spend 3 million dollars on videogames.

    -You’ll Believe a Man Can F%&king curse!

    -He’ll have some desert for dessert!

    -on earth everyone can hear you curse

    -Klaatu Barada Nerdo

  • Thomas

    March 8, 2013 at 5:44 pm

    “He gets ride of the real Enemys”

    Love that Poster :D

  • March 8, 2013 at 5:45 pm

    I like it. :)

  • Llynix

    March 8, 2013 at 5:48 pm

    How about simply “The shit just got real”?. Only if you’re allowed to swear, that is. But you better be fucking allowed to swear, it’s an AVGN movie.

    Or maybe something as lazy as “For every game there’s a Nerd”? or perhaps “E.T. go fucking home”? “AVGN goes E.T.” / “The Nerd goes E.T.”? Taglines are usually so damn retarded, one just can’t come up with something that would make sense and be catchy at the same time. “The turd of a lifetime.” “You bE.T. your ass it sucks,” “ExtraterrASStrial!” See what I did there? This is useless. A derivative of “He’s gonna take you back to the past” seems to be the safest option. “Extraterrestrial? Extra-piece of fucking dog shit!”

    • Lukas Sprehn

      March 9, 2013 at 5:19 pm

      I like the “E.T. Go Fucking Home.” I think it would be funny to put a “?” at the end of it though. Don’t know why…

  • March 8, 2013 at 5:52 pm

    “The Past Is Forever”, How do you like that Nerd? :)

  • Cruiserfan

    March 8, 2013 at 5:53 pm

    Personally I think “He’s gonna take you back to the past.” works pretty well.

  • March 8, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    “One Nerd Can Make All The Difference…”

  • March 8, 2013 at 6:14 pm

    He’s gonna take you back to the past…

  • March 8, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    Gamer… reviewer… nerd.

    It’s not just a game any more…

    He’s the angriest gamer you ever heard…

    He just doesn’t give a f**k!

    What were they thinking?!

    Things have just entered the boss level.

    Get the power, Nerd Power!

    Nerd up!

  • March 8, 2013 at 6:32 pm

    This nerd gives E.T. the finger!

  • frankB

    March 8, 2013 at 6:35 pm

    Surprised no one has said: “He’s not just some gamer.” (As in from the trailer.) I think that would work best :)

  • Tim Harrod

    March 8, 2013 at 6:38 pm

    “It’s the worst game ever. He swears.”

    “He’s searching for the worst game ever… and he’s not playing.”

    “Remember, it’s only a movie…
    The truth is much worse.”

    “This time, it’s no game”

  • LordGeo

    March 8, 2013 at 6:47 pm

    Here’s a simple one:
    “What is He Thinking!?”

    It’s a neat variant on the usual “What were they thinking!?” line, but this time it’s directed towards the Nerd, because he’s the one doing the idiotic this time: Figuring out the truth behind E.T. for the Atari 2600.

    • bloodthirsty958

      March 9, 2013 at 1:51 am

      or “What was he thinking?” I like the idea

  • stoney_1

    March 8, 2013 at 6:49 pm

    The past just got angry!

  • Jackred89

    March 8, 2013 at 6:56 pm

    I just thought of another good one for you to consider James.

    ET will fuck you up the ass if you don’t watch it.
    This message is approved by The Fucking Nerd

  • March 8, 2013 at 6:57 pm

    He should never have dug it up…from HELL!

  • March 8, 2013 at 6:59 pm

    Or He should have left it buried…in HELL!

  • Jackred89

    March 8, 2013 at 7:04 pm

    We could throw anything we wanted in the ratings but we can’t.

  • Jackred89

    March 8, 2013 at 7:06 pm

    A game so bad that not even the government wants you to play it.

  • Jackred89

    March 8, 2013 at 7:06 pm

    No other gaming legends are this fucking crazy.

  • Jackred89

    March 8, 2013 at 7:07 pm

    I will take a break from suggesting some good taglines for it. I do regret not being able to donate for this movie. I hope there is a way I can help you out.

  • Ryan Kopf

    March 8, 2013 at 7:21 pm

    The Fu!?ing Nerd has arrived

  • John C

    March 8, 2013 at 7:57 pm

    This movie will make you Rock a Rollin’

  • jesse schwab

    March 8, 2013 at 7:59 pm

    The nerd. The wait. The adventure. The game… that ends it all.

  • March 8, 2013 at 8:05 pm

    Close encounters of the Nerd kind

  • Dore

    March 8, 2013 at 8:06 pm

    How about…

    “So, THAT’S what they were thinking!”

  • John C

    March 8, 2013 at 8:07 pm

    Time for Rock n’ Rollin’!!!

  • beau hunt

    March 8, 2013 at 8:07 pm

    how about WHAT A SHIT LOAD OF FUCK lol people will see that and piss there pants

  • Justin Gogas

    March 8, 2013 at 8:11 pm

    Shitty games are his business, and business is good.

  • DocLathropBrown

    March 8, 2013 at 8:17 pm

    “In the desert, no one can hear you curse…”

  • March 8, 2013 at 8:19 pm

    Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind.

  • Kyle Platz

    March 8, 2013 at 8:27 pm

    He’s gonna have to dig up the past. And shove this game up E.T’s big ass.

  • March 8, 2013 at 8:42 pm

    He wanted to unearth the worst video game. He unearthed much more.

    There are no extra lives in the real world.

    He should have played home.

    Make your life less lamer with this gamer.

    Why So Angry?

    He’s giving up over an hour of his peace of mind.

    He set out to conquer the worst video game. He conquered the world.

    He chose to be angry to make you laugh.

    He thought of the consequences and still got angry.

    It’s gonna be a long madness.

    Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose.- Baltasar Gracian

    The man who cares about video games is angered by video games.

    If he doesn’t show anger, something’s wrong.

  • March 8, 2013 at 8:50 pm

    “Can he save his fans from the worst game of all time?…”

  • March 8, 2013 at 8:58 pm

    lol, this is awesome

  • March 8, 2013 at 8:59 pm

    He’s going nowhere

  • Mr.David

    March 8, 2013 at 9:04 pm

    He’s gonna take you back to the past…
    To pull this movie right out of his ass….

  • Mr.David

    March 8, 2013 at 9:05 pm

    “When dog shit isn’t enough…”

  • Mr.David

    March 8, 2013 at 9:05 pm

    ” Better than Spider-man 3….”

  • Mr.David

    March 8, 2013 at 9:05 pm

    “He’s going to empty his ass…”

  • Mr.David

    March 8, 2013 at 9:08 pm

    “Once upon an ass….”

    ” His mission was to review a game, but instead, he found much more”

  • elcalvo

    March 8, 2013 at 9:19 pm

    “They can’t hide a game so bad from him”
    “He’ll dig the past to save the future”
    “Nerds payback”
    “It was the worst game of all time. Now is payback”
    “They thought they could bury it in the desert. They were wrong”
    “A game so bad they couldn’t hide”
    “He is The Nerd a game so bad deserves”

    (Good poster by the way, even as a concept)

  • super3dcow

    March 8, 2013 at 9:28 pm

    We buried it. He’s digging it up.

  • March 8, 2013 at 9:29 pm

    How about “Live like a windrammer as you fuck.”

    • Hank Foreman

      March 8, 2013 at 10:24 pm

      The greatest quote ever written!

    • Lukas Sprehn

      March 9, 2013 at 5:18 pm

      “They will live like windrammers as they fuck when this Nerd is done with them”

  • March 8, 2013 at 9:31 pm

    “Angry doesn’t even begin to explain it!”

  • Andrew Cruttenden

    March 8, 2013 at 9:35 pm

    “Every person has a past and every nerd has a future.”

  • Andrew Cruttenden

    March 8, 2013 at 9:40 pm

    On a more serious note, I quite like the idea of using the first line from the first episode and just having “This game sucks!”

  • March 8, 2013 at 9:46 pm

    One Nerd, One shitty game.

  • Lotusplant

    March 8, 2013 at 10:07 pm

    The video game is out there.
    He’s gonna dig up the past.
    What were they thinking? One man’s heroic quest for answers.
    A quest for truth, answers and the justice of our culture.
    Live like a Windrammer as you fuck.

  • You Can Just Walk Over It

    March 8, 2013 at 10:18 pm

    Nothing could prepare him for this. Nothing.

  • Lotusplant

    March 8, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    Back to the Past.
    Game Over does not compute.
    It’s anything but Game Over.

  • IbanezJFS

    March 8, 2013 at 10:55 pm

    This Ain’t No Crystal Skull.
    One Nerd, One Turd.
    Nerd vs ET, Place Your Bets.
    The Ultimate 8-Bit Showdown.

  • avgnfan370

    March 8, 2013 at 11:00 pm

    how about “Some bad games are supposed to be left hidden, but this nerd found it.”

  • March 8, 2013 at 11:01 pm

    The worst game tells the greatest story

  • Kalablade

    March 8, 2013 at 11:13 pm

    Somebody may have already said this, but how about “A Nerd’s work is never done….”

  • tannerkish616

    March 8, 2013 at 11:18 pm

    ” Why bury the gem and dig up the shit? ”

    ” Piss will be boiled. ”

    ” Sometimes you gotta take a nasty shit before you can take a better shit. ”

    ” Either way, he’s fucked. ”

    ” He’s lucky to have made it this far…”

  • March 8, 2013 at 11:26 pm

    One Die
    No Continues
    Game Over

  • March 8, 2013 at 11:31 pm

    My suggestion: “This blast from the past will blast off your ass!” :-)

  • Nicholas Heinze

    March 8, 2013 at 11:44 pm

    A Nerd and his Shitty Shitty Game

  • Kenton Hoover

    March 8, 2013 at 11:50 pm

    The worst game ever made, the greatest adventure of a lifetime.

  • PhenomenalX

    March 8, 2013 at 11:53 pm

    There are some good ones on here. Here’s mine:

    -A 30 year old legend….gets kicked in the balls.

    -One nerd, one mystery, lots of beer.

    -30 years of uncertainty had led to this…

    -In a world of nerds, a legend is born.

    -The world’s angriest nerd, meets gaming’s biggest mystery.

    -And you thought it was just a game….

    -One nerd will uncover the truth.

    -We had no idea…

    That’s call I got. Good luck James, and I’m really looking forward to the movie!

  • David

    March 9, 2013 at 12:16 am

    I like the tag line..

    MY GOD..ITS FULL OF SHIT!

    Shit being replaced by either *S#%@* or *CRAP*

    Or how about…

    ONE NERD…ONE GAME…ONLY ONE CAN LIVE!

    ALL OUR LIVES REST ON ONE NERDS SHOULDERS…

    SHIRT=CHECK PENS=CHECK GLASSES=CHECK SHITTY GAME…?

    Instead of the equel signs maybe an actual check mark would be a better substitute. This is just what I could come up with at the momement I will try to think up more. Keep up the good work!

  • Marvipe

    March 9, 2013 at 12:17 am

    “The worst Game. But the Greatest Game Story ever told.”
    “Not just some Gamer, but THE Gamer.”
    “A Nerd’s work is never done.”

    those are just some quotes from the trailer that I think could work for a tag line.

  • March 9, 2013 at 1:37 am

    This Ain’t No Game!

  • March 9, 2013 at 1:55 am

    “It’s a nerdy job. But someone’s gotta do it.”

  • March 9, 2013 at 1:57 am

    How about “In a world…”

  • Pavel

    March 9, 2013 at 1:57 am

    “An epic adventure for an epic butthurt”
    “He`s finally out at the world and getting a life… at bonus stage”

  • bloodthirsty958

    March 9, 2013 at 2:05 am

    “It will put a second anus where your head used to be.”

  • bloodthirsty958

    March 9, 2013 at 2:11 am

    “Reese’s Pieces of Shit!”

  • bloodthirsty958

    March 9, 2013 at 2:15 am

    “It’s a Cinemassacre!”

  • March 9, 2013 at 2:23 am

    How about:

    “You thought the PowerGlove was bad? Let the Nerd bring you back to the past”

  • bloodthirsty958

    March 9, 2013 at 2:24 am

    “He has come here to drink beer and review shitty games. And he’s all out of beer”

    or

    “Here to drink Rolling Rock and review shitty games. And he’s all out of Rolling Rock”

  • bloodthirsty958

    March 9, 2013 at 2:34 am

    or to go more off the theme song

    “He has come here to play shitty games and drink beer. And he’s all out of beer.”

    okay I am done xD

    • bloodthirsty958

      March 9, 2013 at 2:35 am

      and to go more off the quote

      “He has come here to drink beer and play shitty games. And he’s all out of beer.”

      NOWW I am done I swear xD

      • bloodthirsty958

        March 9, 2013 at 10:23 pm

        or just “He has come to drink beer and play shitty games. And he’s all out of beer.”

  • March 9, 2013 at 3:23 am

    Where he’s going he won’t need home

  • flukesy

    March 9, 2013 at 3:38 am

    “One nerd, one Atari and the desert! What a shit load of fuck!”

    • Lukas Sprehn

      March 9, 2013 at 2:54 pm

      I really like that one! It flows well :)

  • Daryn Grant

    March 9, 2013 at 3:44 am

    “You’ll believe a nerd can get angry…”

  • Daryn Grant

    March 9, 2013 at 3:49 am

    Or! “Not-so-boldly going where no nerd has gone before…”

  • MysticMaikau

    March 9, 2013 at 4:23 am

    The Nerd Returns. 100 Beers in the Making.

  • russiancthulhu

    March 9, 2013 at 4:36 am

    “What lies hidden must be found”
    or
    “Some things are meant to be hidden”

  • Robert Warner

    March 9, 2013 at 4:49 am

    For the tagline, I thought something to describe the ‘Nerd’ and Cooper would be good, like,
    “Alone, they don’t stand a chance.
    Together, their odds arn’t much better.”

    • Robert Warner

      March 9, 2013 at 4:57 am

      Apologies for my crude spelling. I meant to write ‘aren’t’ as opposed to ‘arn’t’

  • russiancthulhu

    March 9, 2013 at 4:53 am

    “Out of this world.
    Dug from the past.”

    • russiancthulhu

      March 9, 2013 at 11:44 am

      “No Game Genie for this one”
      or
      “One game to crash them all”

  • March 9, 2013 at 5:19 am

    One man.
    No passwords.
    No continues.

  • Mihoshi20

    March 9, 2013 at 5:28 am

    He took you back to the past, now the past takes him to adventure.

  • NegaNova

    March 9, 2013 at 5:29 am

    “He’s not playing games this time.”

  • March 9, 2013 at 5:50 am

    The game that brought an industry to its knees will bring one man to his feet.

  • Charlie Higgins

    March 9, 2013 at 6:37 am

    Alamogordo better watch out…

  • Charlie Higgins

    March 9, 2013 at 6:38 am

    He’s gonna need a bigger cheat code!

  • March 9, 2013 at 7:01 am

    -digging up the dead

    -beer, anger, disappointments (that would be great ;-) )

    -get a life

    -resurrection of doom

    -final stage

  • March 9, 2013 at 7:27 am

    He just wanted to collect clocks…

  • erik37

    March 9, 2013 at 7:37 am

    Love it!!!!!!
    Beat that little E.T. big headed mother fuckers skull in nerd lol :)

  • March 9, 2013 at 7:44 am

    Trapped in Past.Surrounded by Evil.A Hero must Rise
    or
    An adventure 3.5 million buried copies in the making.
    or
    Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the past.
    or
    With this game everyone can hear you scream.
    or
    From the director who watched Frankenstein.

  • An Heroic Hippo

    March 9, 2013 at 8:04 am

    I didn’t have time to read all the other submissions, so this may be redundant:

    An infamy 30 years in the making

  • Sergio Haua

    March 9, 2013 at 8:31 am

    “WHAT WAS THE DIRECTOR THINKING?!?”

    Nothing like some good old self-depreciative humor. That’s what made Earthbound an huge success right.

  • March 9, 2013 at 9:42 am

    HA HA! fuckin’ awesome!

  • Sencilia

    March 9, 2013 at 9:48 am

    Who’s the dead guy in the shed?

  • March 9, 2013 at 9:51 am

    ‘Ready to prove the Justice of our culture’
    ‘Bad Games aren’t gonna like him when he’s angry’
    ‘The Game that’s about to give him his Name’

  • Red

    March 9, 2013 at 10:06 am

    Wow that looks just like one scene in ET, one of my favourite movies.

    • Red

      March 9, 2013 at 10:08 am

      Oh okay, looking at the huge one, it is ET. haha. And I just connected that ET is the huge focus of this movie.

  • March 9, 2013 at 10:11 am

    “Digging into a whole new depth of shit.”

  • March 9, 2013 at 10:30 am

    “Someone get this guy a Rolling Rock!”

  • March 9, 2013 at 10:47 am

    He’s back, and this time, he’s not gonna go back!

  • Drew32

    March 9, 2013 at 11:02 am

    I think “It’s not just a game anymore…” works on a few levels (e.g. a movie, serious consequences, the ET story and its effects, etc.) and describes the film a bit too

  • Dr. Breakfastmachine

    March 9, 2013 at 11:03 am

    “The Nerd levels up.”

    “A Nerd’s work is never done.”

    “Just when you thought it was safe to dust off the Atari…”

    “We’re gonna need a bigger beer.”

    “For honor, for glory, for the fans.”

    “ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS”

    • Dr. Breakfastmachine

      March 9, 2013 at 1:57 pm

      “To go where no nerd has gone before.”

      “He’s going back to the past…to kick its ass.”

      “The name’s Nerd. The Fuckin’ Nerd.”

      “This time, nobody’s phoning home.”

      “Out of the basement, and into the great shitty unknown.”

      “Thrills! Chills! Boxes!”

      “He’s putting an end to 30 years of unfinished business.”

      And on the DVD itself: “Let’s pop this fucker in”

  • Jackred89

    March 9, 2013 at 11:08 am

    Hello again I just came up with a few more taglines.
    1. This is a nerd you don’t wanna fuck with.

    2. Warning this movie will really blow your fucking mind.

    3. A rumor that has plague many gamers is finally put to rest.

    4. Oh why has it come to this?

    5. Not only Steven Spielberg knowledges this game.

    6. A game with graphics so bad it makes a entire hospital sick.

    6. ET must go Come or you will die.

    7. Great what could possibly be worse than this.

    8. An ending so mind blowing that you aren’t going to fucking believe it.

    9. ET phones home more like up your ass.

  • March 9, 2013 at 11:19 am

    Something involving the “This time it’s for” from the Rambo movies. Maybe it could say like “This time, it’s for his Fans” considering in the trailer he says “I godda save the fans”

  • Lukas Sprehn

    March 9, 2013 at 11:39 am

    “An incident that will change the ultraverse and megaverse”

    • Lukas Sprehn

      March 9, 2013 at 11:45 am

      Or maybe something like the tagline they used for the TMNT films. You know “This is not a cartoon dude” but make it “This is not a webshow fuckers.”

      • Lukas Sprehn

        March 9, 2013 at 11:52 am

        Or instead of “A Class Act” use a tagline like “An Ass-Act.”

        Here’s a few more suggestions,
        “Will he save us?”
        “This movie will put a second anus where your head used to be”
        Or use the rules to be a Nerd. You know, like the “Nerds before birds,” quote, but put in a few more to make it look like a set of ruless nerds have to live by.
        Or what about “Does he have a clue?” or “Does he have a clue where Area 51 is?”
        “What does the Nerd think about it?”

  • OkamiJoe

    March 9, 2013 at 12:47 pm

    How about: “The Extra-BareAssTrial”?

  • derp

    March 9, 2013 at 1:19 pm

    fuckballs

  • March 9, 2013 at 1:49 pm

    “In a world….AWW FUCK IT JUST WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE”

    lol

  • Inspector Butters

    March 9, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    Here’s a few:
    - “In a world where shitty videogames suck ass, one nerd will rise.”
    - “A game so awful, he’s taking it out of the basement and into the desert!”
    - “Hey dude, this is no game review!” (a 1990 TMNT movie tagline reference.)

    • Lukas Sprehn

      March 9, 2013 at 2:52 pm

      I like that! Better than my “This is not a webshow fuckers” Maybe James could take both and combine them into “Hey fucker, this is no game review!” :D

      • Inspector Butters

        March 10, 2013 at 11:02 pm

        Much appreciated. Thanks!

  • Robert Warner

    March 9, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    “He’s critiquing it all, one pixel at a time!”

  • Lukas Sprehn

    March 9, 2013 at 2:51 pm

    “Nerd Up”
    “Has He Got the Power?”
    Or what about a spoof of the Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties box? You know, all the random shit it says, like Chickens, Nuns etc. and then “Get it?” written upside down! :D

    Or “Armed with his Zapper he will the movie critics (or reviewrs) down.”
    “They never told you the truth.”
    “This movie will turn you into a (insert word)”
    “You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll hurl/shit”
    “One world. One nerd.”
    “His Adventure on Earth.”
    “His Adventure in the real world.”
    “The mystery. The suspense. The adventure. The game… that started it all.”
    “He is afraid. He is totally alone. (not sure abouut that one) He is light years from home.” This one would have a double-meaning. In the trailer it seems like there’s an alien, you know, and at the same time the Nerd is a long way from his own enviroment, his basement/game room.
    “What would you with an intergallactic astro-basterd?”
    “One Nerd’s struggle to take it easy”

  • Lukas Sprehn

    March 9, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    It’s time to go back… to the past… again.

  • Lukas Sprehn

    March 9, 2013 at 2:57 pm

    “It’s time to go back… to the past… again.”

    • Lukas Sprehn

      March 9, 2013 at 3:08 pm

      I know this is weird, but I just remembered a line spoken by the Cowardly Lion in the Wizard of Oz review. It was “What’s that green thing?” I thought it might work as a tagline because of the alien.
      “He’s not just some gamer…”
      “It will not be a pretty sight.”
      “What the hell are this fuckin’ alien doing here?”
      “Nerd up. Speed up. Speed down.”
      “Does he believe?”
      “It’s time to step out.”
      “The real world is not a game.”

      • Lukas Sprehn

        March 9, 2013 at 3:18 pm

        “Watch this numb-nuts.
        “In the real world there’s no extra lives”
        “In the real world… there’s no 1ups”
        “Welcome to Dreamland”
        “The asshole is back”
        “Two stubby legs, a huge mouth, and an atitude”
        “Find it or die frying”

  • Leakimr

    March 9, 2013 at 3:03 pm

    “What were they thinking?”

  • March 9, 2013 at 3:10 pm

    The Movie that touched your ass.
    Let’s rollin’ rock!
    E.T. The Extra Turd
    He knows what they were thinking
    16 KB of sheer hell
    So much anger, so little time.

    • March 9, 2013 at 3:11 pm

      One final shit nugget, one final quest.

      • March 9, 2013 at 3:12 pm

        You will be taken back to the past.

      • March 9, 2013 at 3:16 pm

        May Super Mecha Death Christ Save Him From This Abomination.

      • March 9, 2013 at 3:22 pm

        One final turd to flush.

  • March 9, 2013 at 3:35 pm

    You WILL like him when he’s angry!

  • bloodthirsty958

    March 9, 2013 at 4:37 pm

    “He’s going to take you back to the past to drink beer and play shitty games. And he’s all out of beer.”

  • Lukas Sprehn

    March 9, 2013 at 5:01 pm

    James, I just found out about this, through Indy Mogul (they’re a webcast which teach aspiring artists how to do filmmamking. They did an interview with at some point for their blog) who learned about it from the current South by Southwest Film Festival in Austin http://www.tugg.com/ It’s a site that people can use to get certain films into their communities. Perhaps you can use it for the AVGN Movie ;)

    • curiousgyorg

      March 10, 2013 at 9:56 am

      It would certainly be a dream come true to have you come visit my hometown of Austin!! Me, Angry Joe, and all the other Austinites would love to host your Feature Presentation! Think about it, pretty please? Nothing but respect for the wifey, but I love you James!!

  • Lukas Sprehn

    March 9, 2013 at 5:15 pm

    “He can’t be pissed off without it meaning anything anymore”
    “Can he be pissed off without it meaning anything anymore?”
    “Better to get pissed off than to get pissed off/It’s better to get pissed off then to get pissed on.”
    “What happens when you take a movie that’s great and turn it into a game that’s ASS?”
    “Stay away from this horrible piece of shit encrusted intergallactic space alien fuck!”
    “Tears will be shed for a Nerd”
    “Is it real?”
    “He will proove the justice of (our – optional) Nerdom”
    “Let’s get assy”
    “Bad to the ass”
    “One hoax at a time. One shit at a time”

  • Lukas Sprehn

    March 9, 2013 at 5:16 pm

    “Close encounters of the nerdy kind”

  • Lukas Sprehn

    March 9, 2013 at 5:22 pm

    “He will have the power”

  • Lukas Sprehn

    March 9, 2013 at 5:24 pm

    “Hey fucker, this ain’t no game/game review”

  • Revon12

    March 9, 2013 at 6:03 pm

    …sorry, man….all i can think of is the whimpering voice coming out of that tool shack…….

    “…E…..T………….FUCK….YOU!!”

  • Kyle Platz

    March 9, 2013 at 6:09 pm

    How about: “How many nerds does it take to dig up a 30 year-old piece of shit? Just one”.

  • March 9, 2013 at 6:20 pm

    “He’s going to let you dig out his past”?

  • Blue Wizard

    March 9, 2013 at 6:45 pm

    There have been a bunch of great suggestions, with references from Lord of the Rings to Star Trek and many, many more. I just wanna give props to all the prior comments for some hilarious ideas. As for my own, I’ll go with a Transformers tagline: More Than Meets The Guy

  • J ?

    March 9, 2013 at 7:08 pm

    Since the poster hasn’t actually been shown yet it’s hard to say the tone of it, but I’m assuming you’re just looking for universally cool taglines so that makes sense. How about “He’s not playing around anymore.”?

  • Robert Warner

    March 9, 2013 at 7:51 pm

    “They buried it. They forgot about it. Now, these guys are digging it up.”

  • Robert Warner

    March 9, 2013 at 7:51 pm

    “Every nerd has his day.”

  • Robert Warner

    March 9, 2013 at 8:00 pm

    “There’s not enough Rolling Rock in the world to get him through this one. Not even any Yeungling.”

  • Robert Warner

    March 9, 2013 at 8:03 pm

    “Loading… (79%)”

  • Robert Warner

    March 9, 2013 at 8:05 pm

    “These are the secrets of the gaming world… they didn’t want you to see.”

  • Robert Warner

    March 9, 2013 at 8:05 pm

    “There’s no stoppin’ this nerd.”

  • elcalvo

    March 9, 2013 at 8:07 pm

    Here is more, maybe someone said something similar. “The game is not over yet. And it’s ass”
    Or maybe
    “Leaving the couch…soon”
    “It came from another world. And it’s bad.”
    “One nerd. The shittiest game of a lifetime”

  • Robert Warner

    March 9, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    “There’s plenty more save slots in the sea.”

  • Lotusplant

    March 9, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    Hahaha
    Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind
    I like that! :)

  • Robert Warner

    March 9, 2013 at 8:15 pm

    “Based on a true stroy. Or maybe it isn’t. Who knows?”

  • Robert Warner

    March 9, 2013 at 8:21 pm

    “When the START button is pressed, the hunt begins.”

  • Lotusplant

    March 9, 2013 at 8:21 pm

    Or.
    Gross Encounters of the Nerd Kind

  • Robert Warner

    March 9, 2013 at 8:22 pm

    “They came. They saw. They pressed START.”

  • Jimmy Reed

    March 9, 2013 at 9:20 pm

    Well, I only have three suggestions:

    1.) “It’s like Spinal Tap except it issn’t”

    2.) “Fits like a Power Glove

    3.) “Welcome to DIE!”

    • curiousgyorg

      March 10, 2013 at 9:52 am

      Welcome to die is pretty cute XD

  • Jimmy Reed

    March 9, 2013 at 9:23 pm

    Okay, I actually thought of one more, based off a FAQ about the movie. The tagline should read: “I Wonder If Mike Is Going To Be In The Movie?”

  • iamashithead

    March 9, 2013 at 9:40 pm

    I thought of a tagline its a bit long though ‘He came to drink beer and play shity games, and he’s all out of games… wait whats this?’

  • John C

    March 9, 2013 at 10:00 pm

    - The shittiest game ever sold
    - Rambo couldn’t survive this putrid turd
    - Expect the expected shit
    - Finally out from the basement!!! Conglaturation!!!

  • Paul Palidora

    March 9, 2013 at 10:03 pm

    1. One Game Left
    2. To Play or Not To Play
    3. AVGN – Not Just Another Episode
    4. Nothing is Ever Easy

  • John C

    March 9, 2013 at 10:05 pm

    Conglaturation!!! The nerd has completed his first major movie.
    And prooved that there are truly shitty games. Now go and rest our beloved nerd !

  • Jimmy Reed

    March 9, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    “Take Your Damn Clothes Off!”

    “You Don’t Know What Shit Is!”

  • Jimmy Reed

    March 9, 2013 at 10:51 pm

    Featuring Mr. Nipples

  • Jackred89

    March 9, 2013 at 11:02 pm

    This time he’s fifty Hadokens up your ass piss off.

  • Jackred89

    March 9, 2013 at 11:16 pm

    Mission: Uncover the truth behind ET or maybe not?

  • Jackred89

    March 9, 2013 at 11:18 pm

    He has a direction but isn’t sure where the fuck to go.

  • Jackred89

    March 9, 2013 at 11:19 pm

    He’s finally going to do this mother fucking justice.

  • Jackred89

    March 9, 2013 at 11:20 pm

    A game worse than Hitler.

  • Jimmy Reed

    March 9, 2013 at 11:45 pm

    “Shot in Full-Motion Video (as opposed to video that isn’t full motion!)”

    -OR-

    From Futurama: “Beats a Hard Kick In The Face”

  • Jimmy Reed

    March 9, 2013 at 11:47 pm

    To give a nod to the fact that this is his first big movie, then the tagline should be a slam on all of tohse idiots who think its cool to type the word “first” in the comments section. Then, his second tagline could be “Second”, etc.

  • Jimmy Reed

    March 9, 2013 at 11:52 pm

    “Now with 80% More Laughter”

    “Now With Ludder”

  • tannerkish616

    March 9, 2013 at 11:57 pm

    “A journey of ASS comes to fruition…”

  • D\'Artagnan Greene

    March 10, 2013 at 12:17 am

    “Deep in a New Mexico landfill there is something that smells, and it isn’t the garbage.”

    • Lukas Sprehn

      March 10, 2013 at 8:13 am

      Hahaaha, this one is fucking funny!
      “There is something shitty/smelly in the desert”

  • Roadie

    March 10, 2013 at 12:17 am

    Nerd. Hero. No extra lives.

  • Kristopher Federico

    March 10, 2013 at 12:56 am

    “When bad games come back from the past, it’s up to one nerd to kick ass!” Angry Video Game Nerd The Movie

  • LJNGameDesigner

    March 10, 2013 at 12:59 am

    I got this by the ass, contest OVA!

    How about “Some games should stay buried” or “You will believe a nerd can cry” or “Somewhere over the Shithole” or “The final frontier… of ass!” or “The nerdy adventure is just beginning” or “Every journey begins with a single “Fuck!”” or any variation within. You’re welcome.

    • LJNGameDesigner

      March 10, 2013 at 1:03 am

      Oh oh, got another one. How about “Revenge of the Nerd!”

      • LJNGameDesigner

        March 10, 2013 at 1:14 am

        How about “He can show you a world… of ass!”

      • LJNGameDesigner

        March 10, 2013 at 1:19 am

        Or “In a New Mexico landfill, no one can hear you scream “FUCKITY FUCK SHITBALLS!”

      • LJNGameDesigner

        March 10, 2013 at 1:37 am

        “The man. The myth. The migraine.”

        OK, I’ll stop now.

    • Lukas Sprehn

      March 10, 2013 at 8:14 am

      I like the “Final frontier of ass” quote! Man, so many great suggestions in the comments :D

      • curiousgyorg

        March 10, 2013 at 9:49 am

        I like it too

  • McFussin

    March 10, 2013 at 1:40 am

    - 3.5 million people’s trash is another Nerd’s treasure.
    - Some games just want to watch the world burn.
    - A long time ago, in a landfill far, far away…

    Just my few ideas. It’s late but I figured hell why not submit an idea.

    • Lukas Sprehn

      March 10, 2013 at 8:05 am

      Fuck man, your third quote should be the one!

    • Lukas Sprehn

      March 10, 2013 at 8:07 am

      It’s go well with the supposed cliche elements as well!

  • Victor Bejarano

    March 10, 2013 at 3:14 am

    How about “More than a f@#¢3d game ” , or “More swearings than a single nerd could handle” ?

  • Austin

    March 10, 2013 at 3:20 am

    “The classic story about a boy and his joystick.”
    “One man’s struggle to take it to the next level.”
    “Not so long ago in Alamogordo, New Mexico.”

    • Austin

      March 10, 2013 at 3:26 am

      “The classic story about a nerd and his joystick.”
      “One nerd’s struggle to take it to the next level.”
      “In New mexico no one can hear you play Atari.”

      • Austin

        March 10, 2013 at 4:25 am

        “It’s more than a game… It’s the story of a lifetime.”
        “The film that is so funny it was banned in New Mexico.”

      • Lukas Sprehn

        March 10, 2013 at 8:09 am

        “In a desert no one can hear you swear”

  • March 10, 2013 at 3:23 am

    short and simple tagline?? how about “tittysprinkles” ??

  • March 10, 2013 at 4:18 am

    “Just something he had to do..” or “It needed to be done..” It applies to the nerd and James at the same time. As it’s something James says in one of his AVGNTM Vlogs, and it would apply to the nerd himself as E.T is more than likely something he will completely eliminate from the face of the earth in the film. :)

  • elcalvo

    March 10, 2013 at 5:40 am

    “He’s got some extra turd to dig”
    “One nerd is not enough for this game”
    “He’ll leave the house to save the fans”

  • Kellan Duffy

    March 10, 2013 at 5:49 am

    Big screen. Angry Nerd. Deep fuckin’ shit.

  • Ryan Stamberger

    March 10, 2013 at 7:49 am

    -To go where no Nerd has gone before

  • March 10, 2013 at 8:08 am

    I want to buy a print of this poster, and hang it on my wall.

    “Angrier than ever”
    “What were they thinking?”
    “Uncovering the truth about the worst video game of all time”

  • Lukas Sprehn

    March 10, 2013 at 8:10 am

    “This movie will titilate you”
    “This movie will make you laugh so hard your butt-cheeks falls off”

  • Lukas Sprehn

    March 10, 2013 at 8:11 am

    “He wants the game off the world”

  • Lukas Sprehn

    March 10, 2013 at 8:16 am

    “Press Here”
    “Hot Selling”

  • nick mackaay

    March 10, 2013 at 8:36 am

    How about:
    - A landfill, a nerd, lot’s of diarrhea
    - This is like shitty game central
    - Fuck this movie (no disrespect intended! I love your vids James!)
    - The Nerd E.T wasn’t looking for

    • nick mackaay

      March 10, 2013 at 8:42 am

      Last one, “This wasn’t the shit he was looking for”

  • March 10, 2013 at 9:16 am

    ‘So bad, he needed a Movie.’

  • Elwin Rijken

    March 10, 2013 at 9:34 am

    AngryVideoGameNerd the movie:
    the first Sci-F*ck flick

    • Elwin Rijken

      March 10, 2013 at 9:38 am

      I came up with a name for an entire new sort of SciFi subgenre, namely the one where theres gonna be lots of cursing:
      SCI-F*CK

      Thinks that would stick.
      (Cameron came up with Space Marines genre and Tech Noir, now James should be the next to invent a new entire genre! ;) )

  • Robert Warner

    March 10, 2013 at 9:35 am

    “He’s out to proove the justice of his culture.”

  • Robert Warner

    March 10, 2013 at 9:42 am

    “More adventure then you can flick a joystick at.”

    • Robert Warner

      March 10, 2013 at 9:43 am

      Sorry, I meant, ‘than’.

  • Robert Warner

    March 10, 2013 at 9:49 am

    “The story of a little black cartridge… and the war it spawned.”

  • March 10, 2013 at 9:52 am

    One man’s trash is another man’s legend

  • arklon

    March 10, 2013 at 10:00 am

    -He loves his fans….and hates just about everything else!
    -One angry gamer is about explore the greatest game mystery known to nerd kind and discover adventure that’s out of this world!
    -The angriest gamer that we know is about to tackle the greatest gaming mystery of our time and this time Rolling Rock may not be enough to save him!
    -Oh yes…there will be shenanigans
    -He lets the anger flow through him…and shits it out his ass! (I know this one could never be used but it amused me so I decided to share it anyway)
    -

  • March 10, 2013 at 10:04 am

    Best adventure ever!
    For the worst game ever!

    The things he does for his fans!

    Lots of action!
    Lots of adventure!
    Lots of boxes!

    Aliens!
    Zombies!
    Beer!

    The greatest urban legend… two of them.

    The greatest mystery of the universe… not THAT one.

    He’s about to uncover the wrong secret.

    Out from the basement – right to the big screen.

    Good. Bad. He’s the guy with the joystick.

    If he made it through “Ghosts’n Goblins”, he’ll make it through this bull***t.

    In space nobody can hear your curses.

  • curiousgyorg

    March 10, 2013 at 10:06 am

    It may not look like shit, but it sure smells like it.

    • curiousgyorg

      March 10, 2013 at 10:08 am

      Sorry

      Might* not may

  • max kanevsky

    March 10, 2013 at 10:46 am

    1.This time it’s personal
    And he will need his friends to finish the job
    2.THEY ONLY WANTED TO UNCOVER THE TRUTH ABOUT AN ALIEN VIDEO GAME BUT THEY HAVE MESSED UP WITH THE GOVERMENT

  • Pavel

    March 10, 2013 at 10:55 am

    “Cleaning skid mark that going through whole history of video games”

  • Jackred89

    March 10, 2013 at 10:59 am

    I got a couple more good taglines for this movie.
    1. The Unholy Gail of Gaming
    2. Most horrific game on the face of the Earth
    3. Fuck ET let’s fucking party already
    4. ET Wins Fatality WTF?
    5. You don’t want this nerd after you
    6. He survived many bad games now it’s time for the worst
    7. He would rather have a pack of dogs shitting on his face
    8. A game less playable than the Power Glove
    9. A New Mexico desert never seen so many fucking nerds

  • Jackred89

    March 10, 2013 at 11:07 am

    Before I throw out one more there. I been keeping track of all the ones I suggested. So ever now & then I will post what I have so far. So here is my thirtieth suggestion for a tagline.

    Only he can do this game mother fucking justice

  • nmcvicker03

    March 10, 2013 at 12:07 pm

    In homage to Superman’s poster “You’ll believe a man can die (at the top)….. after playing the worse game of all time (at the bottom)

  • nmcvicker03

    March 10, 2013 at 12:08 pm

    or “Taking you back to the past…. to save the future”

  • March 10, 2013 at 12:34 pm

    1.”To go above and beyond the call of Nerdom”
    2.”The Truth must be known, and only a Nerd cares enough.”
    3.”It’s time to make sure E.T. went home.”
    4.”To go where no nerd’s gone before.”
    5.”From the Basement to the Badlands, there’s no where the truth can hide.”

  • Erwinator

    March 10, 2013 at 1:00 pm

    ”Live Like A Windrammer As You Fuck”

  • KevinT1149

    March 10, 2013 at 1:17 pm

    Heres my list of taglines. James if you at all read this and like them any of them then feel free to use them.

    “Sometimes Going back to the Past can Bury you.”

    “They Buried him so he phoned…. The Nerd.”

    “One Man, One Game, and One Bullshit Quest to bring them Together.”

    “Thought the Movie ET was scary when you were a kid, Well prepare to shit your pants when you see the game as an Adult.”

  • Oliver Box

    March 10, 2013 at 2:03 pm

    “One small step for man, one giant leap for Nerd-Kind!”
    “Gaming has never been so Hardcore”
    “Taking Movies to a Whole New Level!”
    “A CineMassacre of the Century!”

  • goes.2.eleven

    March 10, 2013 at 2:14 pm

    “Sometimes, Buried is Better”
    “Co-Directed by Fred Fuchs”

  • steven broadhurst

    March 10, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    A Nerd to the Past

  • March 10, 2013 at 2:50 pm

    Not just some universal nerd, but THE Nerd !

  • elcalvo

    March 10, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    “He traveled three million light years to give us the finger. He never went home.”

  • PresidentJenkins

    March 10, 2013 at 3:54 pm

    He’s taking the past on the road. Doc has nothing on this.

  • March 10, 2013 at 4:09 pm

    “Khan’s Wrath Will Be A Tantrum Compared To This”

  • March 10, 2013 at 4:37 pm

    One Nerd’s Passion, Is One Nerd’s Nightmare

  • The Kaleidoscopic God

    March 10, 2013 at 4:44 pm

    “The key to his future lies in gaming’s past.” (Multiple meanings, yes?)
    “This summer, a nerd is going to take you back to the past.”
    “One nerd. One horrible game. One incredible journey.”
    “He has an extraterrestrial bone to pick.”
    “Digging up (too much of) the past to set the record straight.”
    “After decades of playing games he thought were bad, the Nerd comes across the worst one. And zombies.”
    “A nerd is about to go through hell for a day of pain. This is his story.”
    “The worst game ever made. The greatest story ever told.”
    “Setting out to destroy a myth and save his curious fans, a nerd uncovers the greatest conspiracy in gaming history.”
    “The Geeked Crusader.”
    “Robots. Zombies. Explosions. A nerd looking for a game.”
    “They weren’t thinking.”

    • The Kaleidoscopic God

      March 10, 2013 at 4:59 pm

      About the same has been said by others, but I agree on it:

      “In the desert, no one can hear you swear.”

      • The Kaleidoscopic God

        March 10, 2013 at 6:04 pm

        desert /ˈde-zərt/ n.
        a location where shitty games are left to rot
        until a nerd comes long

  • D\'Artagnan Greene

    March 10, 2013 at 5:10 pm

    O.K., I’ve got another one:

    In a New Mexico landfill no one can hear you scream: “It’s ass!!”

    In reference to the original Aliens movie (couldn’t think of a good one tied to ET’s taglines though ;(.

  • D\'Artagnan Greene

    March 10, 2013 at 5:35 pm

    O.K., one more and I’ll stop (this is addicting!):

    “A tale filled with adventure, love, and a shitload of fuck.”

  • Hunter Wilde

    March 10, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    “Earth’s Hero Will Emerge…From A Pile Of Shitty Games”
    “To uncover the past, he must face his biggest fear”
    “He’s in for a shitload of fuck”

    • The Kaleidoscopic God

      March 10, 2013 at 6:09 pm

      “He’s in for a shitload of fuck” is a seriously good one. I take it a poster won’t have swearing on it, unfortunately.

  • Hassus

    March 10, 2013 at 6:12 pm

    Nerd is the word

  • Takeo Shiro

    March 10, 2013 at 6:22 pm

    That’s easy: “E.T. Go Come!”
    :D

  • Donnutz

    March 10, 2013 at 6:38 pm

    “DEAD. FUKING. SERIOUS.”

    • Donnutz

      March 10, 2013 at 6:52 pm

      Or maybe “Dead fukin serious”, “DEAD Fuking Serious”, etc

  • bloodthirsty958

    March 10, 2013 at 6:53 pm

    “It’s so fucking sucks, it fucks!” xD

  • moleman124

    March 10, 2013 at 8:18 pm

    “Shitty Game just got real”

    I already know it’s a winner but here’s some reasoning..
    1)It’s play on ‘Shit just got real’ (Which would be just as an awesome tag line,
    2) Uses phrase ‘Shitty game’ tag line from the series
    3) Element of Pigeon english, which all shitty games have.

    • moleman124

      March 10, 2013 at 8:21 pm

      March 10, 2013 at 8:21 pm
      4) Also It’s the plot

  • elcalvo

    March 10, 2013 at 8:18 pm

    “He plays the worst games of all time. But now he went too far”.
    If you use rhyme, when the poster gets translated it’s gonna sound like shit.
    “You’ll believe a nerd can go that far”
    Still can’t find a use for “in a world”.

  • moleman124

    March 10, 2013 at 8:21 pm

    “Shitty Game Just Got Real”

    4) Also It’s the plot :P

  • culwin

    March 10, 2013 at 8:25 pm

    “Fuck E.T.”

  • March 10, 2013 at 8:29 pm

    He’s gonna take you back to the past….

    … to save the future.

  • Joker83

    March 10, 2013 at 8:50 pm

    He is angry. He is totally pissed off. and he is 3 thousand miles from home.

    The anger. The nerd. The game… that was the worst of all.

  • Jimmy

    March 10, 2013 at 9:14 pm

    Now quit asking about this game!

  • March 10, 2013 at 9:56 pm

    How about, “E.T.’s not going to like it” or “Nerd’s job is never done”

  • Casey O'Barr

    March 10, 2013 at 11:17 pm

    How about: “Now He’s Playing With Power.” :D effective, ain’t it?

  • bloodthirsty958

    March 10, 2013 at 11:26 pm

    I don’t know who started the twist on the ET poster tagline but I like it and I will put a few of my own (hopefully no one said them yet)

    “He is angry. He is a nerd. He is three thousand miles from home.”

    “The mayhem. The suck. The ASS. The game . . . that started it all.”

    XD

  • Jason Goins

    March 10, 2013 at 11:31 pm

    Tagline: Yes…They Actually Made A Movie Out Of This

    Can’t wait to see it!

  • James Hill

    March 10, 2013 at 11:58 pm

    Et phone the fuck away

  • March 11, 2013 at 12:13 am

    The Anger Evolves.

  • March 11, 2013 at 12:38 am

    “something is not right…it looks like shit”

  • Aaron King

    March 11, 2013 at 12:49 am

    One Nerd on an adventure to find a pile of alien shit in the desert!

  • March 11, 2013 at 1:52 am

    He’s Not Just A Nerd, He’s The Fucking Nerd!

  • fanboyfilms

    March 11, 2013 at 2:00 am

    In the style of The Lawnmower Man “God made him angry. Video games made him a God.”

    Or to paraphrase a line from The Mask of Zorro “When the game is shitty, the Nerd will present himself.”

    Or like Halloween III “The night no one phones home.”

    Or something like “The game that brought down the video game industry is about to cross paths with the world’s angriest gamer.”

    Or how about “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single shitty game?”

    Or keep it simple. “It’s a diarrhea dump in your theater.”

  • TheBKFAN

    March 11, 2013 at 2:22 am

    It’s a Close Encounter of the Nerd Kind.

    • TheBKFAN

      March 11, 2013 at 2:26 am

      I just looked that up, it’s already actually a thing…

    • Elwin Rijken

      March 12, 2013 at 5:00 pm

      haha I like it!

      • Elwin Rijken

        March 12, 2013 at 5:00 pm

        ow read your comment though.. but its still good man!

  • Tim Ryan

    March 11, 2013 at 2:55 am

    “Myths, secrets, shitty games…truths shall no longer remain buried.”

  • Lukas Sprehn

    March 11, 2013 at 3:36 am

    “E.T.: The Movie: The Game: The Movie” or “Another kind of E.T.”

  • Lukas Sprehn

    March 11, 2013 at 3:37 am

    “You’ll believe the Nerd”

  • JRock

    March 11, 2013 at 3:39 am

    “Where we’re going… we don’t need high scores…”

  • JRock

    March 11, 2013 at 3:41 am

    “Where he’s going… he doesn’t need high scores…”

  • Gary Trimarchi

    March 11, 2013 at 4:03 am

    “A video game movie that DOESN’T suck.”

  • March 11, 2013 at 7:32 am

    “No game is safe from his wrath”

  • Topper Harley

    March 11, 2013 at 7:48 am

    Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start – He will need more than that.

    Speed up, speed down, up up, down down……FUUUUUUCK!!!
    (maybe some Top-Gun-related-sentence?)

    The Nerd on an adventure to save the fans.

    • Topper Harley

      March 11, 2013 at 7:50 am

      Every row represents an idea. I just don’t know how to make “space” between those lines ;)

  • NintenDylan

    March 11, 2013 at 9:59 am

    The Nerd, The Bad Games, and the Extra Terrestrial.

  • RexKnu

    March 11, 2013 at 11:03 am

    I think the tagline should be:

    “A nerd’s work is never done”

    I heard it in the trailer somewhere and I think it works pretty well. Greetings from Argentina!

  • March 11, 2013 at 11:24 am

    “It is muvi”

  • dropofahat

    March 11, 2013 at 11:32 am

    “He’s gonna need a bigger basement.”

  • Lukas Sprehn

    March 11, 2013 at 11:55 am

    “It’s been fucking thirty years!”
    “It’s been thirty fucking years!”
    Or “assy years” or “bullshit years.”
    Or “It’s been thirty years/bullshit years for fucking sake!”
    “Why so serious?”
    “Why’s he so angry?”
    Just a few more ideas!
    Oh, and here’s one I came up with which i didn’t really like that much:
    “No anger management can save him”

  • Nerdling

    March 11, 2013 at 12:15 pm

    How’s about this for a tagline:

    Come hell or high water, he’s going to take you back to the past to dig up the world’s worst game en masse.

  • March 11, 2013 at 12:52 pm

    Looks great

  • March 11, 2013 at 12:58 pm

    Spoof and borrow from Prometheus
    “The search for our past could lead to our end”

    or..

    “one game, one terror, one Nerd”
    “Only one can stop it”
    “When the past is waken only one can stop it”

  • Jackred89

    March 11, 2013 at 1:18 pm

    1. This movie needs a bigger ass

    2. Look a bird
    Look a plane
    No it’s fucking ET

    3. This game needs be destroyed

    4. The ass holyness of Gaming

    5. Don’t follow the arrows jackasses

    6. Atari never look so much like ass

    7. A legend that should never ever fucking exist

    8. This movie is coming soon
    Right out of your ass

    9. ET doesn’t want to live anymore

    10. Where did the fucking zombies come from?

  • Saint

    March 11, 2013 at 1:19 pm

    “Sometimes the past comes back.”

    “He’s taken you back to the past. Now the past comes back for him.”

  • March 11, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    I like what were they thinking, personally, but when I see this picture I just keep thinking of the words “meteor shit”.

  • March 11, 2013 at 1:42 pm

    What a horrible night to play a game

  • March 11, 2013 at 1:43 pm

    “This time, beer ain’t gonna cut it”

  • OmegaDez

    March 11, 2013 at 1:46 pm

    I happen to think “what were they thinking?” Is an amazing tagline.

  • Lotusplant

    March 11, 2013 at 1:49 pm

    The Angry Video Game Nerd and the Quest for the Unholy Grail

    I know this is a title not a tagline but it would have worked.

  • Fil Morris

    March 11, 2013 at 1:49 pm

    “It’s like The Wizard, but with more swearing.”

  • March 11, 2013 at 1:55 pm

    Live like a windrammer as you fuck.

    • March 11, 2013 at 2:24 pm

      Yeah, I’d go for a play off of the E.T. tagline with this poster. “He is angry. He is a nerd.”… and something else, can’t think of it.

  • elcalvo

    March 11, 2013 at 1:59 pm

    “In a world… between area 50 and 52
    he’ll uncover the truth
    about the worst game of all time”

  • March 11, 2013 at 2:15 pm

    “They didn’t bury them deep enough.”

  • The Kaleidoscopic God

    March 11, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    I may have come up with the perfect tagline.

    “@*#$€£%&!”

  • March 11, 2013 at 3:07 pm

    One life, no continues. What WAS he thinking?!
    or
    Get ready to go back to the past…

    • The Kaleidoscopic God

      March 13, 2013 at 2:37 pm

      First one’s great.

  • March 11, 2013 at 3:08 pm

    Hold on to your booze.

  • March 11, 2013 at 3:12 pm

    It’s just a game… but he really can’t relax.

    • The Kaleidoscopic God

      March 13, 2013 at 2:36 pm

      Hah! I doubt many would get that, though.

  • befilmt3

    March 11, 2013 at 3:25 pm

    “He’s not here to play”
    “This time there ain’t no game”
    “Nerd phone home”
    “The videogame-space-adventure of a lifetime”
    “You’ll believe a nerd can play”
    “They thought he was just a nerd. He is the anger”
    “More than a gamer, more than a nerd”

  • March 11, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    Nostalgia Critic, eat your heart out!

  • Mr6507

    March 11, 2013 at 4:56 pm

    Phone home, motherf***ker!

  • March 11, 2013 at 5:10 pm

    ET Go Come

  • March 11, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    THIS ISN’T JUST SOME GAME ANYMORE…

    You thought the games were bad before? Just you ****in’ wait!
    (**** – insert curse of your choice here)

  • March 11, 2013 at 5:16 pm

    All the world’s a stage, but he can’t get past the first one.

  • March 11, 2013 at 5:18 pm

    It was never just a game… now it’s time for the Nerd to face the truth.

  • March 11, 2013 at 5:19 pm

    To boldly f**k where no nerd has f***ked before.

  • March 11, 2013 at 5:42 pm

    Where did he learn to fly?

  • March 11, 2013 at 5:47 pm

    A+B+B+A

    This guy will kick you in the face and turn you into a sexual tyrranosaur. Like him.

  • March 11, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    Do you want to back to the past? You don’t have a choice, he made it for you.

  • March 11, 2013 at 5:52 pm

    Laughin’ Jokin’ Numb-Nuts not included.

    Presented in 16-bit! (Blast Processing not included)

  • March 11, 2013 at 5:53 pm

    Get ready for a REAL Cinemassacre!

  • March 11, 2013 at 6:59 pm

    It is time.

  • Jesse Dudley

    March 11, 2013 at 7:31 pm

    When the shitty games of the past come back and haunt humanity’s ass. The Nerd in his most epic adventure of all time.

  • Anthony Jackson

    March 11, 2013 at 7:34 pm

    This Will Put A Second Anus Where Your Head Use To Be

  • Nemmex

    March 11, 2013 at 7:42 pm

    Hi, James. Will this poster or the will-be official poster be available for purchase?

  • March 11, 2013 at 7:44 pm

    What Was He Thinking???

  • TrunksX

    March 11, 2013 at 8:21 pm

    Some things should stay in the past

  • March 11, 2013 at 10:42 pm

    “Some things should remain buried”

  • Paul Palidora

    March 11, 2013 at 11:27 pm

    1. To Play or Phone Home
    2. The Wait is Over…for this
    3. Only the Nerdiest will survive
    4. The Game verse the Nerd…who will survive?

  • March 12, 2013 at 12:22 am

    ” In Search For Games That Suck Ass”

  • March 12, 2013 at 12:25 am

    “It’s The Worst Game, But Its The Greatest Game Story Ever Told”

  • decollate

    March 12, 2013 at 1:08 am

    He didn’t find his dream… His nightmare found him

  • VGWN

    March 12, 2013 at 2:33 am

    “What was I thinking?”

    Also, probably obvious to most people who have done taglines, but you can’t make a direct reference to E.T. in the tag: it both limits the focus and reveals too much of the story.

  • johnpseudo

    March 12, 2013 at 4:25 am

    Here are some ideas:
    “Raiders of the lost arcade”
    “It came from the desert”
    “Some things are better left buried”
    “Sh.E.T. – the extracraptastical”
    “8 bit of shit”
    “Atari warriors”
    “Attack of the console zombies”

  • Cineassacre

    March 12, 2013 at 5:45 am

    “Redefining bad games.”
    “If you thought they were bad before…”
    “He’s gonna go where no nerd has gone before.”

  • stephen mccord

    March 12, 2013 at 6:29 am

    “Somethings from our past, should remained buried.”

    • stephen mccord

      March 12, 2013 at 6:33 am

      “Somethings from your past, should remain buried.”

      Sorry for the typos in the first post, Laptop was acting up.

  • Appiration

    March 12, 2013 at 6:34 am

    I’ll only watch this movie if the gremlin at least cameos.

  • Deathawaits212

    March 12, 2013 at 7:04 am

    If only the shitty Mario Bros. movie hadn’t used the tagline: “this ain’t no game”!
    Anyway, my suggestion is: “In New Mexico, no-one can here you suck.

  • March 12, 2013 at 10:42 am

    the galaxy and pockets: only a nerd would protect them both.

    • March 12, 2013 at 11:15 am

      the biggest quest this side of your mother’s basement.

      the penis erector in a pocket protector.

      bubbling cunt vomit.

      • March 12, 2013 at 11:17 am

        *the greatest quest this side of your mother’s basement.

        seems to sound better this way.

  • March 12, 2013 at 11:54 am

    How about:

    “What a $#!†LOAD of ƒ@(₭!”

  • March 12, 2013 at 12:07 pm

    This year, the game is just the beginning…

    This is what he does, every day, every hour, every second – play crappy Nintendo…

    This year, shit begins/shit gets real.

  • March 12, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    More action than you can shake a Zapper/Rollin’ Rocker at!

    Hold on to your joystick, it’s one hell of a ride.

    If he dies this time, he dies for real. GAME OVER.

  • March 12, 2013 at 12:11 pm

    This time, F**K won’t be enough.

    Dial ET for Extra-frickin’-terrible!

  • March 12, 2013 at 12:16 pm

    The suspense, the adventure, the game that started a war.

    This isn’t your father’s video game nerd.

  • shannon dollman

    March 12, 2013 at 12:33 pm

    “sometimes shit turns into fuck”

  • philliesfan136

    March 12, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    A gaming legend lives.. the Nerd is on a mission for nerdkind.

  • Robert Warner

    March 12, 2013 at 5:14 pm

    “Nerdy enough?”

  • March 12, 2013 at 5:19 pm

    Are you a man or a Nerd?

    This year, the shit hits the hippo-tail.

  • Robert Warner

    March 12, 2013 at 5:23 pm

    “One nerd. His sidekick. And a hot desert. How hard can it be?”

  • theo r

    March 12, 2013 at 5:34 pm

    “The next stage of nerd rage.”

  • March 12, 2013 at 7:10 pm

    Bringing us back to the past to save the future!

  • Top Gear Tony

    March 12, 2013 at 7:55 pm

    Something like: “He’s gonna take you back to the past, whether you like it or not.”
    Something the fans can identify with.

  • johnpseudo

    March 12, 2013 at 8:46 pm

    “Haven`t you heard, buried in the desert
    lies the worlds biggest turd … – can you dig it?”

    “The shit hits the fan big time !”

    “The alien that killed Atari”

  • elcalvo

    March 12, 2013 at 9:52 pm

    “The story that touched the World
    like a kick in the balls
    it’s about to get closure”
    “Extraterrestials and shitty games collide”

  • elcalvo

    March 12, 2013 at 10:01 pm

    “He’ll dig it and play it
    so you don’t have to”

  • March 12, 2013 at 10:16 pm

    -It’s kinda like Castlevania.
    -They buried the turd. He dug it up.
    -He’s on a mission from Rob.
    -Not since the medieval times has there been a quest of this magnitude!
    -It’s a mixed bag.
    -Where did you learn to fly?
    -He does what nintendon’t.
    -Now in full fucking screen.
    -Resurrection
    -Where we’re going we don’t need codes.
    -First Blood Part 3.

    • s1y1n1

      March 14, 2013 at 11:57 am

      haha I like the “It’s kinda like Castlevania”.

  • Harley Jackson

    March 12, 2013 at 10:17 pm

    Since it’s the worst game ever made, try one of these taglines:

    “You wanted the best. Well, you’re getting E.T. instead.”
    “You made him do it.”
    “He ain’t no Nintendo Dork.”
    “Every gamer cringes at the name…”
    “In the desert, you can hear a nerd scream.”
    “Because The Nostalgia Critic won’t make a movie.”
    “Rollin’ Rock won’t drown THIS road-killed skunk.”
    “Get ready to release the Ass-Krakken!”
    “A hero was called. The Nerd showed up instead.”
    “Guess which one of HIS fingers glows?”
    “You’ll be glad he plays instead of you.”
    “He took you back to the past, now he’ll take you… TO HELL!”
    “It makes Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde look like Resident Evil 4.”

  • willtrox2012

    March 12, 2013 at 11:21 pm

    “A nerd’s work is never done.”

  • Jesse Dudley

    March 12, 2013 at 11:39 pm

    In a world that forgets, he will always remember. Buried in the sands of time lies the worst insult to gaming ever created. One man discovers the truth.

  • Daryn Grant

    March 13, 2013 at 4:42 am

    Harley, those are brilliant!!! Especially “A hero was called. The Nerd showed up instead”

  • darksideofdonny

    March 13, 2013 at 5:48 am

    Here’s a couple:

    Good…? Bad…? He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd!

    Anger is a Nerd’s bestfriend.

    For him, every day he’s an Angry gamer.

    This won’t end well…

    An anger a day keeps the Nerd ok

    Bad Game=Angry Nerd

    -donny

  • March 13, 2013 at 11:31 am

    “This is FUCKIN` HORRIBLE! And I there you to watch it.”
    “One man`s game is another man`s nightmare”
    “They messed with his boxes”
    “FantASStic”
    “Let`s play some shitty game”
    “This time he`s dead serious”
    “Now that`s a game change!”

  • March 13, 2013 at 12:47 pm

    Couple of ideas:

    “Shitty games everywhere… This time it’s personal.”

    “The Nerd does what NintenDon’t.”

    “He’s going to take you back to the past. Sadly.”

    “When things are bound to go ugly, only one man can save the future…of gaming.”

    “He’s back. He’s pissed. He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard. He’s The Nerd. And he means business.”

    “Scifi. Adventure. Comedy. The greatest story ever told. Watch it or die.”

    And to the end couple of TMNT references:

    “He’s The Nerd. Or were you expecting maybe for The Addams Family?”

    “Help I’m a turd and I can’t get up. Epic tale of shitty turds of a games.”

  • March 13, 2013 at 2:08 pm

    Rated S for Shit-tastic

    What could possibly go wrong?

    The Nerd is in even deeper shit than usual…

  • March 13, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    You’ll laugh.You’ll cry.You’ll fucking shit.

  • March 13, 2013 at 4:13 pm

    If this wins can you tour ur movie and play it at the Keswick theatre in gkenside pa?(close to me)

    “He’s gonna take you you back to some ass”

  • March 13, 2013 at 4:15 pm

    “He’s gonna take you back to the past”
    “Should have gone with the diahrea dump in his ear”
    “Oh, shitballs”

    “The definition of a shitload of fuck”

  • March 13, 2013 at 4:20 pm

    It was all beer and bad video games, until the half robot general showed up…

  • zelda42293

    March 13, 2013 at 5:01 pm

    He’s gonna take you back to the past…
    to play one game that REALLY sucked ass!!

  • worldwarz2

    March 13, 2013 at 5:02 pm

    “Get ready!….For a Shitload of Fuck!”

  • Dan021

    March 13, 2013 at 11:11 pm

    Mines are :
    He’s not phoning home until the job is done.

    When a videogame myth becomes a real life quest.

    30 years of secrets, no continues.

    The ultimate myth meets the ultimate nerd.

    Putting a story to sleep can unveil a brand new nerdy journey.

    Some quests are better left unfinished. Just like games.

    The worst videogame mistake ever made is about to be fixed.

    • Dan021

      March 13, 2013 at 11:14 pm

      Hey Mike and James, please tell me what you think :) Mines are just under this comment :)

  • superanthony

    March 14, 2013 at 12:32 am

    Lean, Mean and Still Obscene

  • March 14, 2013 at 1:47 am

    No amount of alcohol can prepare him for this.

  • March 14, 2013 at 6:13 am

    - No continues, no extra lives.
    - One nerd, one mission.
    - An 8-bit odissey.
    - E.T. came frome the desert (ok I know this is shitty but I liked the citation :))

  • Rosthouse

    March 14, 2013 at 8:05 am

    “No cheatcodes, only rage”

  • Hunter Wilde

    March 14, 2013 at 10:40 am

    Codes? Where He’s Going He Doesn’t Need Any Codes

  • s1y1n1

    March 14, 2013 at 11:53 am

    Where’s my fuckin’ arm?

  • matt

    March 14, 2013 at 3:08 pm

    my sugestion is… Nerds? where we are going… we don’t need nerds…. unless your into it… and if your going by the fridge… get me a beer

  • Brian Bell

    March 14, 2013 at 5:05 pm

    “E.T. The Extremely Terrible”

  • Robert Warner

    March 14, 2013 at 6:36 pm

    “Slamming his thumbs on buttons was just the warm-up.”

  • otherside4

    March 14, 2013 at 7:54 pm

    What about, “E.T. phone home….E.T. FUCKING PIECE OF DOG SHIT!”

  • Tom Compono

    March 14, 2013 at 8:29 pm

    how about: …a nerds work is never done..

    straight out of the trailer

  • darkbillie

    March 14, 2013 at 10:26 pm

    was thinking off
    ”This time, he didnt phone home”

  • Rob

    March 15, 2013 at 6:26 am

    How about, “A Nerd’s work is never done.”

  • Kyle Lovinggood

    March 15, 2013 at 10:50 am

    SOME GAMES ARE BEST LEFT BURIED
    THERE’S NO ESCAPING THE PAST
    THIS GAME IS #@%&*!
    YOU HAVEN’T SEEN ANGRY YET
    HERE WE BLOW AGAIN
    FOUR-LETTER WORDS

  • Messy Fart

    March 15, 2013 at 2:57 pm

    How about something like: “The past sucks ass”

  • Gregory Ramkhelawan

    March 15, 2013 at 10:06 pm

    Here’s a couple:
    “He’s going where no nerd has ever gone before.”
    “The beer-swigging, swear-spouting, crappy game-hating Nerd you all love hits the big screen in his most epic adventure yet.”

    Here’s one that’s a parody of an ‘E.T.’ movie tagline, and also conveys the elements of James’ film:
    “The sci-fi. The comedy. The adventure. The crappy game… that started it all.”

    Hope you guys get some use out of these.

    • Gregory Ramkhelawan

      March 15, 2013 at 10:10 pm

      If you guys go the DVD route, can alter the second one to:

      “The beer-swigging, swear-spouting, crappy game-hating Nerd you all love, in his most epic adventure yet.”

    • Fake Fakerton

      March 15, 2013 at 11:06 pm

      These three are great

  • Gregory Ramkhelawan

    March 15, 2013 at 10:21 pm

    Couple more for you guys to consider:
    “You’ll laugh. He’ll cry. And someone will have an anal evacuation.”
    “The adventure that ensued was NOT what he was thinking.”
    Here’s one that gets the key elements across:
    “More adventure. More laughs. More anger.”
    I believe James is a big Pee-wee fan, and if you guys are into a parody-type tagline, maybe use a parody of the tagline for ‘Pee-wee’s Big Adventure’ like:
    “The story of a nerd and his anger.”

    • Fake Fakerton

      March 15, 2013 at 11:09 pm

      Give this man the 10000 dollars

  • Gregory Ramkhelawan

    March 15, 2013 at 10:37 pm

    If you want to hit on the Nerd’s uniqueness:

    “The least likely of heroes, in the most unlikely of adventures.”

    • Fake Fakerton

      March 15, 2013 at 11:06 pm

      Another great one

    • Fake Fakerton

      March 15, 2013 at 11:13 pm

      I like this one because you generally dont think of nerds as heroes, and adventures like leaving the basement, are definitely unlikely

  • TheBaron

    March 16, 2013 at 2:09 am

    My suggestions:

    It’s gonna get Bad

    Or

    “Buried for a reason”

    Or

    “So bad it can’t go back”

    Or

    “I do it for you”

  • TheBaron

    March 16, 2013 at 3:17 am

    Some more ideas:

    “For the fans”

    “They depend on me, and only a true nerd can do it”

    “If things go so bad that only the nerd can fix it, then its truly bad”

    “Out of the sand and into the shit”

    “For the Fan’tastic”

    “In a shitstorm of badness”

    “Whyyy??!”

  • Ben_from_G-town

    March 16, 2013 at 10:04 am

    I like the poster. The elegance is in its simplicity. Man, I can’t wait for this movie!

  • Jesse Dudley

    March 16, 2013 at 10:49 am

    He’s going to take it back to the past… and leave it there.

  • Kevin Gallagher

    March 16, 2013 at 1:04 pm

    “It was a game he was destined to play…”

  • johnpseudo

    March 16, 2013 at 4:09 pm

    Something Ed-wood-like:
    “Games are his passion. Movies are his inspiration.
    His fans are his weakness.”

    “An urban legend,
    a half-robot general,
    and a nerd to the rescue.

    Be ready to shit your pants!”

    “Combine ´Alien´, ´King Kong´ and ´The godfather´
    - well, this is nothing like it !”

    “For his fans he goes below and beyond !”

    “Something`s always up with Atari !”

  • March 16, 2013 at 5:20 pm

    What Were They Thinking???
    NERD VS ALIEN

  • Paul Sendell

    March 16, 2013 at 6:18 pm

    He’s Angry.
    He’s a Nerd.
    He’s going outdoors.

    :P

  • Robert Hammond

    March 16, 2013 at 10:36 pm

    He’s never been this Angry!

  • March 17, 2013 at 12:11 am

    Hey I have a few suggestions:
    He’s back to Roll and Rock
    What were they thinking?
    Dead F**king Serious
    I should have stuck with NES
    He’s off the couch

    Those are some suggestion if you do use one I’d like to know.

  • Segue

    March 17, 2013 at 4:08 am

    How about What a Terrible Night to Have a Curse? It’s from the first game the Nerd reviewed, and it goes along with the poster pretty well. The Nerd’s “curse” could be his curse to play shitty games for all eternity or something.

  • Roman Audi

    March 17, 2013 at 10:52 am

    let the shitty fucking games begin, or what was he thinking?

  • March 17, 2013 at 12:51 pm

    How about…

    “lets pop this sucker in” or fucker depending on James’s preference.

    It will sound good when you have the NES styled dvd in your hand ;)

  • Skywarp

    March 17, 2013 at 10:09 pm

    He does NOT love the Power Glove.

  • Jesse Dudley

    March 18, 2013 at 8:10 am

    He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard. The Nerd flushes gaming’s worst turd. (or shittiest, but I don’t know if it’s no profanity)

  • Jesse Dudley

    March 18, 2013 at 8:29 am

    Everyone will know why he would rather eat the rotten asshole of that roadkill skunk and down it with beer.

  • Jesse Dudley

    March 18, 2013 at 8:46 am

    Playing the shitty

  • Jesse Dudley

    March 18, 2013 at 8:50 am

    Playing shitty games that suck ass takes years of practice, now he’s finally ready to take on the worst shit ever in his greatest adventure.

  • Jesse Dudley

    March 18, 2013 at 8:58 am

    One of those posts was an accident man, sorry. I hit the backspace key and it posted. It would be real cool if it could be removed. I’m just excited to see this thing and I wish you the best of luck. Someone should delete this too, because if it gets removed then this one doesn’t make sense.

  • Courtney

    March 18, 2013 at 11:50 am

    Anger was only the beginning.

  • March 18, 2013 at 1:24 pm

    I’ll make you infamous.

  • Colin7

    March 18, 2013 at 4:35 pm

    ” It’s time to send bad games back to where they belong. The past. “

  • DAMN

    March 18, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    This poster is so fucking epic

  • DAMN

    March 18, 2013 at 5:15 pm

    “The videogame that almost doomed gaming forever”

  • Jackred89

    March 18, 2013 at 6:32 pm

    I been busy with some stuff lately. So here is all the taglines I said so far.

    1. This is a journey better left forgiven

    2. ET will fuck you up the ass if you don’t watch it
    This message is approved by The Fucking Nerd

    3. We could throw anything we wanted in the ratings but we can’t

    4. A game so bad not even the government wants you to play it

    5. No other gaming legends are this fucking crazy

    6. This is a nerd you don’t wanna fuck with

    7. Warning this movie will really blow your fucking mind

    8. A rumor that has plague many gamers is finally put to rest

    9. Oh why has it come to this?

    10. Not only Steven Spielberg knowledges this game

    11. A game with graphics so bad it makes a entire hospital sick

    12. ET must go Come or you will die

    13. Great what could possibly be worse than this

    14. An ending so mind blowing that you aren’t going to fucking believe it

    15. ET phones home more like up your ass

    16. This time he’s fifty Hadokens up your ass piss off

    17. Mission: Uncover the truth behind ET or maybe not?

    18. He has a direction but isn’t sure where the fuck to go

    19. He’s finally going to do this mother fucking justice

    20. A game worse than Hitler

    21. The Unholy Gail of Gaming

    22. Most horrific game on the face of the Earth

    23. Fuck ET let’s fucking party already

    24. ET Wins Fatality WTF?

    25. You don’t want this nerd after you

    26. He survived many bad games now it’s time for the worst

    27. He would rather have a pack of dogs shitting on his face

    28. A game less playable than the Power Glove

    29. A New Mexico desert never seen so many fucking nerds

    30. Only he can do this game mother fucking justice

    31. This movie needs a bigger ass

    32. Look a bird
    Look a plane
    No it’s fucking ET

    33. This game needs be destroyed

    34. The ass holyness of Gaming

    35. Don’t follow the arrows jackasses

    36. Atari never look so much like ass

    37. A legend that should never ever fucking exist

    38. This movie is coming soon
    Right out of your ass

    39. ET doesn’t want to live anymore

    40. Where did the fucking zombies come from?

  • EastWorld

    March 18, 2013 at 9:49 pm

    I have the perfect tag line that short, simple and to the point of the movie:

    Game On!

  • EastWorld

    March 18, 2013 at 9:52 pm

    “One Nerd, On A Quest For Glory”

  • EastWorld

    March 18, 2013 at 9:57 pm

    “The Greatest Game Story Ever Told”

  • EastWorld

    March 18, 2013 at 9:59 pm

    “Not Just Some Gamer, but THE Gamer!”

  • EastWorld

    March 18, 2013 at 10:21 pm

    One Nerd And His Quest For Glory

  • James Johnson

    March 19, 2013 at 12:07 am

    AVGN The Movie: A,B,B,Awww shit, son!!!

  • wolfpacleader1986

    March 19, 2013 at 5:19 pm

    He’s going back to the past for his biggest adventure yet

  • Marco Romero

    March 19, 2013 at 9:00 pm

    “A game even ALF won’t play.”

  • Messy Fart

    March 19, 2013 at 9:10 pm

    “The nerd does what Nintendon’t”

  • Seth Martin

    March 19, 2013 at 10:43 pm

    Game Over, Bitch!

  • Boni

    March 19, 2013 at 10:44 pm

    Well since this poster is clearly a parody of “Signs” and “E.T.” here goes my shot…

    “The signs were everywhere. Don’t prE.T.end you didn’t see”.

  • Anthony33

    March 19, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    Do we get anything if we win? At least credit for coming up with the line? Anyway, here’s a suggestion: “One nerd, One shitty game” Or you could make it “One nerd: One terrible game” if you’d rather not use profanity. Just figured shitty would work better since the Nerd is known for all his cursing like Fuckfarts, Fuckballs, Shitload of Fuck, etc.

  • Anthony33

    March 19, 2013 at 10:54 pm

    Conquering the worst abomination in gaming.
    Back to the past…one more time

  • Anthony33

    March 19, 2013 at 10:55 pm

    Or how about just “What was Atari thinking?”

  • Boni

    March 19, 2013 at 10:57 pm

    Assuming, of course, the real poster will have these elements.

  • March 19, 2013 at 11:43 pm

    1 Game
    1 Life
    No Continues

  • Keith Stamps

    March 20, 2013 at 1:56 pm

    What about something like, Beyond the Basement

  • March 20, 2013 at 2:51 pm

    A.b.b.a wall save you today

  • March 20, 2013 at 2:54 pm

    Or
    Ha et go home

  • PSID412

    March 20, 2013 at 6:26 pm

    One Nerd One Game & So many curse words
    He got a finger for this game but it doesn’t glow
    Rated FB for Fuckballs

    • johnpseudo

      March 22, 2013 at 12:12 am

      The second one is great :D

  • Chrono

    March 21, 2013 at 12:04 am

    In a world… nevermind lol

  • frostare

    March 21, 2013 at 6:18 pm

    The anger reaches the next level

  • johnpseudo

    March 22, 2013 at 12:09 am

    (RPG style)
    Race: Human
    Class: Videogame nerd

    Anger: 35
    Cussing: 48
    Thumbness: 45 (dexterity in the field of NES-controlling)
    Knowledge: 35
    Sportiness: -5
    Patience: -10

  • johnpseudo

    March 22, 2013 at 1:02 am

    “An urban legend,
    a trip to the desert
    to uncover the truth
    - what were they sinking ?!”

    “Ouch!”

    “It can never be played!”

  • johnpseudo

    March 22, 2013 at 1:03 am

    Or just
    “What were they sinking?!”

  • Midori

    March 22, 2013 at 3:39 am

    Oh! This is…!
    … a bit underwealming…

  • TheBKFAN

    March 22, 2013 at 9:09 pm

    Better than getting shot in the face.

  • TheBKFAN

    March 22, 2013 at 9:12 pm

    -Not your grandma’s nerd movie.
    -Extra cheesy.
    -If you experience an Angry Video Game Nerd lasting more than four hours please consult your doctor.

  • March 23, 2013 at 4:29 am

    Sometimes, the past comes back to you.

  • March 23, 2013 at 5:12 pm

    “Digging up the past is real nerdy work.”

    or

    “It’s a nerdy job, but someone’s got to review it!”

    • johnpseudo

      March 26, 2013 at 4:01 pm

      the second one is cool :D

  • Valentin Gonzalez

    March 23, 2013 at 11:23 pm

    James’ favorite movie is “it’s a mad mad mad mad world” so how about:

    He’s the mad mad mad mad nerd

  • Valentin Gonzalez

    March 23, 2013 at 11:31 pm

    James’ favorite movie is “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World”

    The tag line could be: He’s The Mad ,Mad, Mad, Mad Nerd!

  • FrancisHatesYou

    March 24, 2013 at 1:26 pm

    E.T. Get the fuck outta here!

  • Angelo Spinosa

    March 25, 2013 at 4:05 pm

    The Nerd has found the leader of the Shitty Games

  • March 25, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    Weilding the joystick of hope for nerds everywhere!

  • March 26, 2013 at 9:03 pm

    It’s time to go back to past..8 Bits to the big screen.
    And this time ET’s personal. (ET-It’s).

  • Timothy Marquis

    March 27, 2013 at 2:28 am

    “In 1982 one game almost single-handedly destroyed the video game industry. Now it’s back. And so is he.”
    “The nerd who brought us back to the past now fights for the future of video gaming.”
    “He’s angry. He’s foul. He’s drunk. But most importantly, he’s back.”
    “Extra Terrestrials? More like Extra Terr-Ass-Trials!”(Modification of another proposed tagline).

  • March 27, 2013 at 12:11 pm

    a man facing nightmare

  • Patrik Lie

    March 27, 2013 at 12:15 pm

    Just some ideas:
    1. There’s no extra life
    2. 1p press start
    3. The point of no return
    4. It’s beyond highscores now
    5. There’s no continue

    Feel free to build upon any of these if they are to short :)

  • Carieniel

    March 27, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    “A Monster Video Games Created – But Could Not Destroy!”

    Will anyone get it?

  • March 28, 2013 at 7:11 am

    “Conglaturation !!!
    You have completed
    a great movie.

    And prooved the justice
    of our culture.”

    [Yes, it's the Ghostbusters ending.]

  • March 28, 2013 at 10:26 pm

    Hes gonna take you out of the basement…..

  • March 31, 2013 at 10:42 am

    “Get a life.”

  • ditka187

    March 31, 2013 at 7:41 pm

    I think it should be
    “Get ready for a shitload of fuck!”

  • Jessica Waschalk

    April 1, 2013 at 4:33 am

    shit. pickle.
    no game is safe.

  • Jessica Waschalk

    April 1, 2013 at 4:40 am

    the last crusade
    (or first, original, shitty, or whatever sounds better)

  • Lukas Sprehn

    April 1, 2013 at 4:07 pm

    “He has a life.” Get it? One life… but he’s a Nerd too, and he’s out of the basement this time :P

  • akronymn

    April 2, 2013 at 11:10 pm

    He’s standing up against what fucking sucks and sucking fucks

    -I know I won’t see this on the official poster, but its worth a try

  • April 4, 2013 at 5:16 pm

    Abort, Retry, FUCK!
    Keep Circulating The Shit
    100% Legit Gameplay
    One Nerd can make a difference.

  • April 4, 2013 at 5:20 pm

    He’s back, and it’s about freaking time!

  • John Monson

    April 4, 2013 at 6:20 pm

    “He’s Gonna Take You Back To The Past…”

  • Montana Parker

    April 5, 2013 at 2:17 am

    What a shit load of fuck.

  • dougiestylez

    April 5, 2013 at 9:51 pm

    “In THIS game, there are no continues…”

  • April 8, 2013 at 1:02 am

    I created this 5 taglines just for fun… hope you like them:
    “That’s no Alien, It’s the worst game of all time”
    “When knowing everything about video games its not enough”
    “This planet is not big enough for the two of them”
    “You dont want to know what he can do to not play that game”
    “The biggest nerd, the worst game ever made, together… this is going to be a massacre!”
    Regards from Mexico City

  • Junker

    April 9, 2013 at 2:45 am

    “They needed a nerd.
    They got… him.”

    • Junker

      April 10, 2013 at 12:05 am

      “They needed a nerd. They got one”
      “Episode 1″
      “Eight bits of awesomeness”
      “Controllers not included”
      “#@&%!!!”

  • ZoNeS

    April 10, 2013 at 5:33 pm

    I think ‘What were they thinking’ is perfect :D

  • mike keith

    April 11, 2013 at 9:42 pm

    “In the Desert, no one can here you scream” or “They buried them in the desert to stay, now He will DigDug(lol) them up” or “They never bury the Dead deep enough”

  • Jacob Edwards

    April 13, 2013 at 8:00 pm

    The worst game
    The greatest game story

    AVGN: The Movie!

  • robcas123

    April 14, 2013 at 9:39 pm

    be afraid shitty games, be very afraid.

  • Dalton Segui

    April 14, 2013 at 10:42 pm

    “At least its better than Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde”

  • Dalton Segui

    April 14, 2013 at 10:47 pm

    The movie based off the game based off the movie.

  • johnpseudo

    April 15, 2013 at 3:55 pm

    “This movie is so fucking good,
    it needs no tagline!”

  • April 17, 2013 at 1:59 am

    He’s Not Playing

  • April 17, 2013 at 2:06 am

    The angry nerd has vanquished the horrible game.

  • Rick

    April 17, 2013 at 7:01 am

    “What were they thinking?!” is pretty damn good… hmm… or how about; “A Nerd’s Work is Never Done” from the trailer…

  • April 18, 2013 at 1:04 pm

    I’m thinking something like
    “Some memories are best to be forgotten” or
    “The past is not buried deep enough” or
    “Time for some fossil-turd digging” well you get my point…

  • Angry Toad

    April 19, 2013 at 3:59 pm

    Cool

  • FrankNetherlands

    April 25, 2013 at 3:46 pm

    “His life is not a game…Games are his life!”

  • June 1, 2013 at 9:18 pm

    The angriest gamer you’ve ever heard…BITCH!!!!

  • Decaf_Pixel_Kat

    July 3, 2013 at 2:27 am

    Here are a few:

    To boldly go where no nerd has gone before.
    It’s more than a game… It’s shit.
    Some people follow their dreams, others play shitty games.
    One man’s misery will give birth to a legend.
    The road to truth is without save points.
    The road of discovery doesn’t have enough save points.
    One nerd. A shitty game. No extra lives.
    No redshirts here!
    Please reinsert disc.
    Are you a bad enough dude to watch this movie?
    Is he a bad enough dude to uncover the truth?

  • Decaf_Pixel_Kat

    July 3, 2013 at 2:50 am

    Aliens, nerds and blast processing.

    He is angry. He is not alone. He is coming to your home. (Or “He is leaving his home)

  • Early Gamer

    August 9, 2013 at 12:48 pm

    Here are some ideas I have:
    1. “E.T. = Endless Torture”
    2. “E.T. = Eternal Torture”
    3. “E.T. = Extreme Torture”
    4. “E.T. = Everlasting Torture”
    5. “E.T. = Endless Tragedy”
    6. “E.T. = Eternal Tragedy”
    7. “E.T. = Extreme Tragedy”
    8. “E.T. = Everlasting Tragedy”
    9. “E.T. = Endless Torment”
    10. “E.T. = Eternal Torment”
    11. “E.T. = Extreme Torment”
    12. “E.T. = Everlasting Torment”
    13. “E.T. = Endless Turmoil”
    14. “E.T. = Eternal Turmoil”
    15. “E.T. = Extreme Turmoil”
    16. “E.T. = Everlasting Turmoil”
    17. “E.T. = Endless Trash”
    18. “E.T. = Eternal Trash”
    19. “E.T. = Extreme Trash”
    20. “E.T. = Everlasting Trash”
    21. “E.T. = Endless Tribulation”
    22. “E.T. = Eternal Tribulation”
    23. “E.T. = Extreme Tribulation”
    24. “E.T. = Everlasting Tribulation”

  • Early Gamer

    August 16, 2013 at 9:15 pm

    Here are some ideas I have:
    1.) “E.T. = Endless Torture”
    2.) “E.T. = Eternal Torture”
    3.) “E.T. = Extreme Torture”
    4.) “E.T. = Everlasting Torture”
    5.) “E.T. = Endless Tragedy”
    6.) “E.T. = Eternal Tragedy”
    7.) “E.T. = Extreme Tragedy”
    8.) “E.T. = Everlasting Tragedy”
    9.) “E.T. = Endless Torment”
    10.) “E.T. = Eternal Torment”
    11.) “E.T. = Extreme Torment”
    12.) “E.T. = Everlasting Torment”
    13.) “E.T. = Endless Turmoil”
    14.) “E.T. = Eternal Turmoil”
    15.) “E.T. = Extreme Turmoil”
    16.) “E.T. = Everlasting Turmoil”
    17.) “E.T. = Endless Trash”
    18.) “E.T. = Eternal Trash”
    19.) “E.T. = Extreme Trash”
    20.) “E.T. = Everlasting Trash”
    21.) “E.T. = Endless Tribulation”
    22.) “E.T. = Eternal Tribulation”
    23.) “E.T. = Extreme Tribulation”
    24.) “E.T. = Everlasting Tribulation”
    …and probably my favorite one;
    25.) “What Were They Thinking!?!”

  • Dylan

    December 26, 2013 at 7:24 pm

    the tag line should be as the trailer said “A nerd’s work is never done.”

  • Dylan

    December 27, 2013 at 5:01 pm

    Isn’t it ironic how E.T. Went into ditches to get pieces of the communicator and this game is buried in a ditch?

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