Atari Jaguar CD with James & Mike

Mike Matei / January 9th, 2013

James Rolfe and Mike Matei play a few Atari Jaguar CD games

Comments

  • y2j420

    January 9, 2013 at 6:28 pm

    EPIC!

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      May 10, 2013 at 3:34 pm

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  • Justus McNeal

    January 9, 2013 at 6:47 pm

    You should have went all AVGN on the highlander one, but it was funny as hell anyhow! I was curious about the Jaguar CD when you reviewed it as AVGN and am glad I got to see some gameplay of it. What an awful console.

  • eyeofodin

    January 9, 2013 at 6:52 pm

    Jaguar CD sucks AAASSSS !
    good vid tho :)

  • spoonshiro

    January 9, 2013 at 6:56 pm

    The Highlander game is a really poor clone of Alone in the Dark.

  • erik37

    January 9, 2013 at 6:57 pm

    Fucking hilarious

    • Eddie Gonzalez

      February 16, 2013 at 10:58 pm

      Yeah, this was fucking hilarious

  • Another Guy Named James

    January 9, 2013 at 7:01 pm

    You know what the incredibly WEIRD thing about this video is?

    The day prior to this video’s launch, I KID YOU NOT, I had an idea for James to team up with Sam T. of “Ebolaworld” and have The AVGN character work with Sam’s “Taco-Man” character and play Dragon’s Lair for The Jaguar CD…

    I remember making the premise, too: Taco-Man was about to play “Dragon’s Lair” on The Atari Jaguar CD, then there’s a knock at the door. It’s the Nerd, who says, “Somebody told me you have a working Jaguar CD…”, and Taco-Man responds with, “…You’re not gonna take a shit on it, are you?”, to which is responds, “What do you take me for, some sort of ogre? I just want to review a Jaguar CD game…” So, both The Nerd AND Taco-Man play the game. While James thinks it’s somewhat decent, Taco-Man gets frustrated, to which he responds, “Hey, if you think THIS is bad, try playing it on The NES…”

    Oh well…

  • AdamCSW

    January 9, 2013 at 7:30 pm

    Somebody sent me ? No thank you ? No name in the credits ? Nice.

    • January 9, 2013 at 7:59 pm

      Some people prefer to be anonymous. And the person got an autographed thank you card.

    • Keith the Genesis Geek

      January 9, 2013 at 9:29 pm

      C’mon man, really? Isn’t it obvious? Watch the You-tube video’s on people opening mail from James!

  • K6CTX

    January 9, 2013 at 7:34 pm

    It seems that ratio of good games to shit games is somewhere in the ballpark of 1.2:1300.

  • Damir

    January 9, 2013 at 7:39 pm

    brain dead 13 was kind of a good game for the jaguar and dragon’s Lair i think.

  • January 9, 2013 at 7:48 pm

    Lovely, knew it sucked and you guys proved it. lol! I would love to see the AVGN do a two part history on Atari. Do a showcase on all the consoles.

  • Allen Lucas

    January 9, 2013 at 8:25 pm

    Spoony did a funny review on the Highlander game. Check it out!
    http://spoonyexperiment.com/2010/10/19/highlander-last-of-the-macleods/

    I never owned any Atari console, so if I learned anything from AVGN is that the 2600 is the “only” good console.

    • Dennis

      January 9, 2013 at 8:54 pm

      Spoony digged that turd out even further – he even manages to get to handle the mechanics of it. Amazing review too!

      • Allen Lucas

        January 9, 2013 at 9:32 pm

        I agree!

    • Keith the Genesis Geek

      January 9, 2013 at 9:56 pm

      WHat’s going on with his site? Your link works but my bookmarks won’t. Even when I google Spoony it takes me to the site that’s “Temp unavailable”

    • January 10, 2013 at 12:12 am

      Actually, the Atari 7800 was probably the best, but it was really just a more powerful 2600, and was backwards compatible.

      You don’t hear about that one, because it doesn’t have the place in history that the 2600 has, and it’s not hilariously awful like the 5200 or Jaguar.

  • Dennis

    January 9, 2013 at 8:48 pm

    Epic video James and Mike! I laughed my ass off! Nice way to show good old games what they really deserve – They get fucked not without bombs detonating, chainsaws sizzeling or hammers beating but simply the power of you laughing about their fail of impression. Felt with you guys – Thumbs up and thanks for all those great videos! Would you mind to bring up another Board James episode? Try the Lord of the Rings boardgame – it would be epic to see Board James, Mother fucker Mike and Badluck Bootsie fail(or succeed?) in whats the deal to win here: Cooperation

    Here is the link to wikipedia – would be nice if you had time to take a look!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_of_the_Rings_%28board_game%29

  • January 9, 2013 at 8:50 pm

    Thanks James & Mike I feel complete now!

  • JaDangerz

    January 9, 2013 at 8:51 pm

    You actually got a real working Jaguar CD now? Great!

  • January 9, 2013 at 9:04 pm

    That highlander game was fucking hilarious.

  • Bobby1001

    January 9, 2013 at 9:14 pm

    This was funny as hell to watch! Please make more videos like this.

  • January 9, 2013 at 9:25 pm

    omfg this is hilarious.

  • Keith the Genesis Geek

    January 9, 2013 at 9:35 pm

    This was fucking hilarious! You guys are just like me when me and my buddy play oldschool!

    PLEASE PLAY NINJA GOLF!! Mike I know you have it!!! lol

  • GoldenFrog

    January 9, 2013 at 9:44 pm

    Wow, what an epic piece of shit.

  • January 9, 2013 at 10:09 pm

    highlander? more like shitlander. Good video fellas. You oughta do some sega saturn bullshit sometime, seems like thats one of the most forgotten consoles ever

    • Dennis

      January 9, 2013 at 10:34 pm

      I remember playing “D” on Sega Saturn at a friends house… Good times..

  • thatrandomperson

    January 9, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    that was funny as shit. i sure hope james gets more games for the jag and review as the nerd

  • Dan MacIsaac

    January 9, 2013 at 11:05 pm

    I know it’s not your style, but you and Mike should play some old DOS games. That would be hilarious.

  • The_Bones

    January 9, 2013 at 11:38 pm

    That was a pretty hilarious session you all had with the Jaguar CD. Its a shame that there doesn’t seem to be any real worthwhile games for something thats a pain in the ass just to find a working one. At least some good laughs were had though.

  • January 10, 2013 at 12:18 am

    Great video! I think I’m getting to where I enjoy videos like this one as much, if not more, than he AVGN episodes.

  • January 10, 2013 at 12:30 am

    Awesome video. You guys have to do more of these, or make longer ones?

  • Billbarman

    January 10, 2013 at 12:44 am

    Oh my god Mikes fucking coments at the end made me laugh my ass off. “C’mere pippi longstockings!”

  • Wildside50

    January 10, 2013 at 12:49 am

    “It’s just one of those games that that, it’s like, you can’t even look at it” ~James Rolfe. There’s your box quote fellas! We’ll sell 1 million copies.

  • Wildside50

    January 10, 2013 at 12:54 am

    17 buttons sounds like a lot. Maybe it was just ahead of its time. Xbox 360 controller — A B X Y L R LB RB Start Select L3 R3 D-pad U D L R; that’s 16 right there. Throw in a kinect you can yell at boom, 17 ways to input a command.

  • January 10, 2013 at 1:09 am

    Where did you learn to fly? “CRASH”
    Where did you learn to fly? “CRASH”
    Where did you learn to fly? “CRASH”
    Where did you learn to fly? “CRASH”

    Where did you learn to be an asshole?

    • FJMcCloud

      January 10, 2013 at 3:44 am

      Ha ha! If you ram the ground in Cybermorph the green AI head also plays Captain Obvious. It says, “AVOID THE GROUND!” and occasionally “OUCH!”. So between that and “WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?” you get at least a few insults thrown at you all the time.

  • sflowers539

    January 10, 2013 at 1:54 am

    Just for the record the initial shippment of 20K Atari Jaguar CD’s is said to be the only ones ever produced.

  • Stefanoragnopazzo

    January 10, 2013 at 2:45 am

    The last game was hilarious, it’s so bad it’s so good, you know what i mean? It almost, almost eh, makes you wanna buy an Atari Jagauar CD just for that game. Beating that game must be really good for self-recognition.

    • FJMcCloud

      January 10, 2013 at 3:41 am

      No, trust me, Highlander is so bad even *I* couldn’t stomach it and sold it off. However, the review of Battlemorph is a little unfair. You can have real fun with it.

      I do own a Jaguar CD. :-)

      Battlemorph has numerous much-needed improvements over Cybermorph. James and Mike only went in circles over 1 area so you didn’t get to see or hear much.
      1. Cybermorph has no in-game music. Battlemorph does.
      2. Battlemorph has a cheesy Sean Connery wannabe voice actor. :-p
      3. Cybermorph just makes you collect pods. Battlemorph gives you different objectives on each level.
      4. Battlemorph lets you dive underwater! This is needed to complete some missions.
      5. Battlemorph has an occasional texture map. Nothing StarFox doesn’t do already, but it’s an improvement over Cybermorph which has none.

      One (almost) good Jag CD game is “Vid Grid”. It’s nothing to write home about — just a sliding tile puzzle game — but the goal is to reorder scrambled music videos before the songs complete. On harder difficulties you also have to unflip some of the tiles. This game uses the Jaguar CD to stream the videos as textures, which was pretty new for the time. (Unless you had an SGI O2.)

  • Venuecam

    January 10, 2013 at 2:46 am

    @ 12:00 – you seriously need to find cr1tikal to play THE GREATEST HIGHLANDER SH*T BEATING OF ALL TIME with you.

  • marc_lawson

    January 10, 2013 at 3:15 am

    James + Mike, When too busy to make a scripted video, do something like this again: it was awesome!

  • January 10, 2013 at 3:25 am

    I didn’t think Jaguar CD would suck that bad…It looks worse than 3DO…What a piece of shit…The Real Jaguar (Boomy) makes a cameo @ 00:24

    • FJMcCloud

      January 11, 2013 at 1:11 am

      No, it’s true neither machine changed the world much.
      But the 3DO did give us “Gex”.
      And the Jaguar did give us “Rayman”.

  • LordJason1986

    January 10, 2013 at 3:50 am

    awesome. purely awesome. I was wondering when we will see you play the Atari Jaguar CD. I wasnt able to finish watching it earlier , but now I can watch the entire video. maybe someday you can talk about the Sega Saturn. I dont think we saw a video based on that yet and I dont think we saw many videos where you played the Sega Saturn on screen. the 2 part Atari Jaguar videos are among some of the reviews you have made that I tend to watch the most. classic.

  • LordJason1986

    January 10, 2013 at 3:54 am

    hey James & Mike! here’s something I’m sure you will like.

    Starting In The Afternoon Hours of Thursday January 1/10/2013 , I Will Be Posting On My Account On YoutTube And My Account At Screwattack.com The Complete Soundtrack & Sound Efects Collection Of The Entier Arcade Games Of Both Killer Instinct AND Killer Instinct 2!!! ALL Music From Killer Instinct Arcade & Killer Instinct 2 Arcade , Plus , ALL The Announcer Clips / ALL Character Sound Effects / & ALL Bonus Tracks From The Original Killer Instinct Arcade! All In Hopes To Continue The Fight To Bring Back KI From Being Lost In Time & For The Long Waited KI3! 101 Videos In Total Will Be Posted Late Today! It Will Take A Long Time To Post Every Video , But I’m Sure Everyone Will Love It. Stay Tuned! Jason S.

  • FJMcCloud

    January 10, 2013 at 4:02 am

    Hey guys, there’s one more thing you could add regarding the Jag CD.
    How big does a cardboard box need to be to hold a CD-ROM anyway?
    The Jaguar CD games came in boxes that were pretentiously huge. Bigger than Sega’s monster jewel cases and almost as big as a Neo Geo case! Then inside the big box is a second cardboard jewelcase to hold the disc and controller overlay.

    Box Size Comparison

  • likalaruku

    January 10, 2013 at 4:15 am

    I saw Spoony’s review for that Highlander game. Looks like an excellent way to get a stress induced headache.

  • Lanlost

    January 10, 2013 at 4:17 am

    Guarantee the controls in highlander are resident evil/original alone in the dark (resident evil’s inspiration) style tank controls including double tap forward to run…

  • Matt Marsh

    January 10, 2013 at 4:27 am

    Pippi looks like he raided the closet of Rouge from X-Men

  • gluserty

    January 10, 2013 at 5:24 am

    This is interesting…cool to have some closure with this system and see what a few Jaguar CD games are about.

  • gluserty

    January 10, 2013 at 5:34 am

    To me, many of these games lack a soul to them; they have a blueprint to what a game is supposed to be, but there’s isn’t much of an inner core, kinda of like glorified demos or BETA verisions.

  • Funktapus

    January 10, 2013 at 5:45 am

    I love these types of videos. This was hilarious, especially the last game, I can’t stop laughing lmao. Thanks for the laughs guys.

  • Sławomir Klimaszewski

    January 10, 2013 at 6:02 am

    C’mon James, you got lazy on that one. This is some great material for the next AVGN episode – “Atari Jaguar part 3″. Look up what should you do in these games, get some more footage, use this things you were saying here and make it happen, make the next AVGN on this, everybody wants it, right?

  • January 10, 2013 at 6:17 am

    “Come here, Pippi Longstockings!” “It’s like a one pig-tailed Pippi Longstocking, with missing feet that he just disappear into the ground!” Were the hell is this reference coming from?!

  • January 10, 2013 at 7:47 am

    A full AVGN on Highlander would be good.
    Yeah, I know Spoony reviewed it, but AVGN would find his own way.

  • January 10, 2013 at 7:52 am

    I suggest Megadeth or System Of A Down next time :-)

  • ABOhiccups

    January 10, 2013 at 8:03 am

    The last game is funny! :-D

  • Haseo

    January 10, 2013 at 8:16 am

    My god you got it to work….

  • LordJason1986

    January 10, 2013 at 8:29 am

    finalyl saw the rest of the video last night , and I kept cracking up at the end. it seems that beyond reviewing games , it’s nice just to see you both have fun. from 2 classic back to back episodes , you did a great job just having fun with this piece of shit game console.

    and to everyone here at cinemassacre to both James , Mike , and the rest of the people commenting , I have something to share with all of you. this is a link to a playlist I just finished which took me all night to complete. it is the entire soundtracks to the arcade versions of both Killer Instinct 1 & 2 plus all the announcer clips , rare character sound effects , and bonus rare music from the arcade game of the original Killer Instinct. in total , that’s 101 videos posted in one night. it was hard and it drained me completely. by the time I finished , it was around 8:30 AM. god I’m so tired and worn out. and by the time I wake up , I have to post all 101 videos to screwattack. ugh , I’ve got a lot of work ahead of me.

    here’s the link as a token for my deepest personal thanks : http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ-RxNOGtF6ekGsgYGnNQwsVmDlOu7cW6

    • LordJason1986

      January 10, 2013 at 8:31 am

      and no , none of what I posted came from any of the killer cuts or the gold cuts soundtrack of the game. this is the actual actual arcade tracks and sound effects. the real deal. I have a huge collection of KI music from the arcade tracks , to the cuts soundtracks , and even fan made remixes.

  • beavischrist

    January 10, 2013 at 10:10 am

    Man those games are painful to watch. Wasn’t Terminal Velocity for the PC out at around the same time as Cybermorph and Battlemorph? That was actually a great game in that genre.

  • JoeHaaafs

    January 10, 2013 at 10:18 am

    That was hilarious. I think there could have been a pretty good AVGN episode out of that, especially the Highlander part.

  • waveflux

    January 10, 2013 at 10:46 am

    OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY! I couldn’t stop laughing when you guys were playing Highlander and those green men were chasing you! It was epic. ROFL!

  • Plumb

    January 10, 2013 at 11:05 am

    Jeez, that actually makes the 32X seem like a dream console.

  • DON

    January 10, 2013 at 11:19 am

    Wow, that Highlander one was horrible.
    Could have made the AVGN cut easily, I guess, but it’s maybe even funnier this way :)

  • kyberno

    January 10, 2013 at 11:27 am

    omg! mike is sooooo funny! and that console is SHIT!

  • diesel

    January 10, 2013 at 12:06 pm

    Awful game console,I almost bought it years ago,thank god bought psx.

  • edward beats

    January 10, 2013 at 12:52 pm

    I love the highlander part.

  • Squall85

    January 10, 2013 at 1:06 pm

    I literally felt something is missing for so many years because you couldn’t show us the Jaguar CD. Now this issue is fixed :)

    I know it’s hard to judge old games with today experiences and not to give in for familiar old titles easily and stay objective about a game. But let me ask you, did you ever find a good game that you didn’t know back then, found now and felt good about it?

  • January 10, 2013 at 3:29 pm

    (Sees old logo)

    OH MY GOODNESS!

    Squidward!

  • RichterBelmont

    January 10, 2013 at 3:39 pm

    These gameplay videos are a lot of fun. I hope you two keep them up. They’re a great way to provide content for the site and hopefully not take up as much time as some other videos do. (Although I can still tell you put some editing into it, obviously).

  • GameDudeMat

    January 10, 2013 at 4:53 pm

    Hilarious vid James! I hope that getting a working Atari Jaguar after all this time wasn’t too disappointing! Keep up the good work! I find you’re video’s inspirational! Check out one of my series that I call ( The Starving Gamer )

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUUJqHOO0eQ

  • lalilulelo59

    January 10, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    Watch Spoony’s review for the Highlander game James. It just gets worse and worse and worse . . .

  • The Afroman

    January 10, 2013 at 6:02 pm

    I knew this was coming…I just didn’t know when.

  • Jenslyn87

    January 10, 2013 at 6:13 pm

    What an awesome vidoe :D That Highlander game would’ve made for a good AVGN episode though, really!

  • January 10, 2013 at 6:53 pm

    I really like these James and Mike videos, they just feel so authentic. I also, really hope a Highlander nerd episode sees the light of day. But, that is up to James.

  • January 10, 2013 at 10:14 pm

    Really like this stuff. Good job. Thank you.

  • Seimann

    January 10, 2013 at 10:44 pm

    YES!! TheJAG!! :D hehehehe awesome dudes. Always cool to watch

  • January 10, 2013 at 11:16 pm

    I almost bought one of these on ebay with the CD included. Soo happy I didn’t waste the money. Would have been nice to add to the collection, but let’s face it, it would have sat there and NEVER been used. What a piece of shit! Hilarious video though!

  • Keydsimon

    January 10, 2013 at 11:43 pm

    Wow, that Highlander game really is as shitty as it can get. That was a “funnybad” game ! Couldn’t stop laughing when the two guys kept beating you !

  • bleed0range

    January 11, 2013 at 3:02 am

    Highlander one would have been better utilized as an AVGN episode, but this was still pretty great!

  • MusikUniverse

    January 11, 2013 at 4:18 am

    Where did you learn to Fly? burn my head.

  • speedupspeeddown

    January 11, 2013 at 4:44 am

    Extremely funny!! Laughed really hard during the highlander game glad you guys saved it for last. Damn that was funny

  • GasparXR

    January 11, 2013 at 7:18 am

    This video was actually really funny! Some potential nerd gold was definitely improvised here.

  • Aramus

    January 11, 2013 at 7:37 am

    Great video. I was laughing my ass off.

  • andy_2_cool

    January 11, 2013 at 9:03 am

    HAHA This was fantastic! It’s great just to see videos of James and Mike hanging out being themselves cracking jokes

  • thunderkiss

    January 11, 2013 at 11:15 am

    I wanna see you do a review of a Pippi Longstocking movie. Or any other book by Astrid Lindgren made to a movie.

    Oskar

  • Edward Collier

    January 11, 2013 at 4:23 pm

    One of the less-notorious MacLeods on the highland, cousin Guybrush naturally prefers fighting with insults instead of fists. Next time try yelling “You fight like a dairy farmer!” into the controller.

  • January 11, 2013 at 4:39 pm

    Favorite line. “You Orange haired freak, were gonna beat your fucking ass senseless, you little freckled fuck.” i dont think ive laughed so hard in a long time.

  • January 11, 2013 at 5:16 pm

    I was hoping to see them play some alien vs. predator or Primal Rage.

  • Firx

    January 11, 2013 at 7:45 pm

    This is one of those exotic, $700 systems that nobody had except your crazy desert-dwelling uncle, and even he thought it was a piece of shit.

  • FrancisHatesYou

    January 11, 2013 at 10:41 pm

    lol

  • J A

    January 11, 2013 at 11:13 pm

    I’m pretty sure the majority of these cd based games (sega cd/philips cdi/3do etc.) had no appeal to the Japanese demographic, so maybe they were made to just troll westerners. I just can’t picture an otaku kid playing sewer shark…

  • January 12, 2013 at 1:20 pm

    Pretty funny stuff. I was kind of hoping you guys would check out Iron Soldier 2, I liked the first game despite it’s flaws, but never got an opportunity to play the second one. There’s not even a good enough emulator to play Jag games, let alone Jag CD.

  • Bret Bruce

    January 12, 2013 at 4:29 pm

    Hey i just registered to this site. James you should play Shining Force! THAT IS MY FAVOURITE RPG OF ALL TIME!!!!! And Mike you should play POKEMON!!!

  • Bret Bruce

    January 12, 2013 at 4:31 pm

    james is mario and mike is luigi

  • Bret Bruce

    January 12, 2013 at 4:32 pm

    there needs to be a chatroom for this site

  • Yojiro van Kooten

    January 12, 2013 at 4:32 pm

    Anyone knows what the music is that starts playing at 8:50?

    • philliesfan136

      January 20, 2013 at 3:04 pm

      that’s what I want to know.

      • Calathia

        January 25, 2013 at 3:38 am

        Mike, Can you please tell us what is the name of that song?
        Thaanks!

  • Romero

    January 12, 2013 at 4:35 pm

    Since you talked about Atari and the one controller-button, I thought I’d shout out a review-request… H.E.R.O on the 2600 … Many a days wasted playing that game!! :D

  • January 12, 2013 at 5:48 pm

    Play a little bit more on the Jaguar CD! It is really funny.
    Thank you.

  • Anthony33

    January 13, 2013 at 2:47 am

    Wow, that Highlander game looks horrible. Do you even get to use a sword in that game? Are you throwing punches or is it a small blade?

  • Bjorn van Gelder

    January 13, 2013 at 8:17 am

    i laughed my ass of this video! good job and please do more of these xD

  • stoney_1

    January 13, 2013 at 9:30 am

    lol were you’s stoned lol

  • Julian Moraga

    January 13, 2013 at 5:55 pm

    I’m sooo glad I bought a Sega instead of this hunk of junk back in the day.

  • LordJason1986

    January 14, 2013 at 5:07 am

    hey mike and/or james , you should review some fighting games this year that most people may or may not know. beyond Mortal Kombat , Street Fighter , & Killer Instinct , here are some suggestions of some nostalgic fighting games that I think one or both of you could possibly talk about:

    Bloody Roar , Primal Rage , Clayfighter , Darkstalkers , Art Of Fighting , Star Wars Masters Of Teras Kasi , Ballz , War Gods , Mace The Dark Age , Bio Freaks , and many more. maybe James will eventually review Mortal Kombat Special Forces. in either case , it’s just a suggestion.

  • January 14, 2013 at 12:12 pm

    Lol people who made those games, should have their asses removed. :-)

  • Seth Preston

    January 14, 2013 at 6:15 pm

    I thought Cheetahmen II was my favorite game.I was wrong,now it’s Highlander!

  • January 15, 2013 at 1:59 am

    Awesome, I’m curios if there are any better games for this console.

  • January 17, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    “Time to get beat, boy!” I was dying at that.

  • Belligeron

    January 17, 2013 at 9:57 pm

    Mike, your comments at the end of the Highlander game literally had me in tears I was laughing so hard!

    • January 18, 2013 at 8:16 am

      COME HERE PIPPY LONGSTOCKINGS – BOOOM!!!!

      • Belligeron

        January 19, 2013 at 10:14 am

        “Time to get beat, Boy!”

  • lou aikens

    January 19, 2013 at 11:21 pm

    For MMA fans out there try this game!!

    http://www.mmatycoon.com/index.php?Ref=82615

  • Ryan Sullivan

    January 20, 2013 at 10:37 am

    hey James and Mike do you think you can do a play of Doom 3 and Doom 3 Resurrection of evil on the original Xbox and do Doom 3 BFG edition on the Xbox 360 and PS3 because after all you guys love doom and you guys do guys do modern games as a special.

  • Aaron1375

    January 22, 2013 at 1:47 am

    The Atari Jaguar CD…its games are so bad you don’t want to look at em. Could’ve been an epic slogan…I think the green men hated the one dude cause he was a ginger?

  • January 22, 2013 at 8:37 am

    I laughed sooooo hard at this. I’m still laughing after many times watching it. Please make more of these, as they don’t eat too much time and are so entertaining! The audience can really relate to your experience as you are just genuinely reacting to what you are seeing playing the game.

    Awesome!

  • February 10, 2013 at 8:02 pm

    just proves the sukieness of later atari consuls

  • MikeMatei2013

    February 16, 2013 at 10:59 pm

    Epic as hell

  • Ben_from_G-town

    February 20, 2013 at 5:27 am

    Wow, those are some truly bad games. “It’s just not good” sums it up. What’s almost as baffling as that Highlander game is that it’s based off an animated series! How do you make an animated Highlander?! It’s about decapitating people!

  • Mr. Saturn

    February 21, 2013 at 2:22 am

    When that guard is chasing Quentin I thought to myself that he is saying “I’m gonna get ya! I’m gonna get ya!” constantly.

  • Dylan Kent

    February 21, 2013 at 1:55 pm

    You guys look stoned in this video..
    Especially mike

  • Braleven Braleven

    April 4, 2013 at 1:18 am

    Fucking hilarious and awesome as usual.

  • Braleven Braleven

    April 4, 2013 at 1:25 am

    The Highlander dude reminded me of the guy from Out of This World.

  • The Kaleidoscopic God

    April 15, 2013 at 10:56 pm

    The “feces” looks so tasty.

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  • Smexch

    May 21, 2013 at 3:07 pm

    I’m loving the James and Mike play! <3 Mike Matei

  • Nintega

    May 29, 2013 at 4:56 pm

    Lol. The game has a cousin of the cybermorph’s face that said where did u learn to fly & my 2nd nickname after Ash & May combat fan happens to be called “cousin of where did you learn to fly”!

  • Brandon Roberts

    June 1, 2013 at 1:24 pm

    “Time to Get Beat” Lost my shit.

  • Alex Hofmann

    June 22, 2013 at 6:34 pm

    Good video, what a horrible game!!!

  • Weldin Dunn

    July 21, 2013 at 1:45 am

    i think that cyber/battlemorph are the retarded cousins of starfox

  • Calavera

    July 25, 2013 at 5:53 pm

    I googled “time to get beat” matei and this video was the first result! Well done google

  • CalebAtariSmash

    November 7, 2013 at 4:12 am

    FINALLY! By the way, can you buy an extra copy of all the games and then turn them into ISO files because I am trying to emulate the CD add-on. Can you? :)

  • The Kaleidoscopic God

    November 11, 2013 at 2:17 pm

    AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

  • The Kaleidoscopic God

    November 11, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    When they started to complain about camera angles in Highlander I couldn’t help but be reminded of Spoony One’s review of the game; specifically, the skit where he walks out of his bathroom and keeps bumping into walls because of camera perspective changes.

  • January 6, 2014 at 7:15 pm

    “You know, I’ve personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down every one of them. Come to think of it, I’ve never landed a plane in my life.” -Benson, Hot Shots

  • rob wilson

    February 26, 2014 at 9:14 pm

    My god how did some of these games even get released?

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