James / December 30th, 2012
James and Mike play a few rounds of NES GOLF!
December 31, 2012 at 1:27 am
One of my favorite games of all time! The play controls on this thing are damn near impossible to get perfect. I didn’t get it until after having bought and played NES Open, which is far superior and, I think, one of the first Mario-themed sports games.
December 31, 2012 at 1:34 am
The Darth Vader course is totally Madame Trashheap from Fraggle Rock … or Pizza the Hut …
December 31, 2012 at 1:36 am
once again , cool video as always. it’s fun to see you imagining what the stages looks like. I always find those kind of videos you guys do funny because it allows you to express your imagination in many creative ways. you both should attempt to try doing improve. I’m also sure that an Akroid is also a golf fan. I personally think they should make a game called Shao Kahn’s Car Wash , or at least a funny fan made short. I never found golf games fun. hell , even putt putt golf to me was extremely boaring. I always find myself playing the arcades inside instead. I also think it would be finny if both David warner and Alan Rickman were in a movie together.
honestly , if I were to make a golf game , I would make Al Bundy’s Golf.
also , course 17 looks like Squidwards Easter Island Head House. & course 18 looks like a board game piece from the game of Life.
finally , the only way this would look funny (IF you guys “were” hypathetically on drugs) is if you both were playing this game while on PCP. again , hypathetically.
December 31, 2012 at 1:45 am
OOOH! Al Bundy’s Golf! I can see the opening now, *cue “Bad to the Bone” music*, montage of Al gearing up for the game, topping it off with a piss-poor audio recording of him saying, “Let’s Golf”.
December 31, 2012 at 1:53 am
hah. that would be funny. I can also see that the sound effects for peggy would be the most annoying thing you would hear in the game. that would be a great mini game in itself. it would be a dream sequence kind of mini game with al bundy trying to hit peggy with a golf club.
lewis black in one of his comedy albums mentions that the 2 kinds of people that are the fullest in anticipation are gamblers and golfers. “I am a golfer , which is a scottish word , and it means…asshole.”
also , he also mentions that the following thing is mostly true to all golfers. you can take the most beautiful forest imaginable , and the first thing you hear in a golfers head is always the same : “if I had a chainsaw , that tree would be down”.
all hell , lets play Chuck Norris’s Punch Out instead. or how about Wayne Knight’s work out.
January 2, 2013 at 4:29 pm
Haha I though you were talking about Ted Bundy for just a second!
January 2, 2013 at 8:29 pm
nah. just al bundy. although Ted Bundy in a video game would just be killing time…and the other players.
December 31, 2012 at 1:41 am
Listening to you two goof off for a bit always brightens my day. Thanks for all the hard work you two do to make us smile.
December 31, 2012 at 1:43 am
Great new layout James!
December 31, 2012 at 1:59 am
how about Gary Busey’s Baseball?
January 2, 2013 at 4:32 pm
The gate busey!
January 2, 2013 at 8:27 pm
XD that’s funny.
I’ve got a few more.
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Football…
Vanilla Ice’s Hockey…
Alan Rcikman’s Boxing…
Gilbert Gottfried’s Horse Racing…
Patrick Stewart’s Super Go Cart…
Kevin Bacon’s Iron Chef Challenge..
December 31, 2012 at 2:03 am
1st of the year!!!
BTW i liked the new look.. gj guys!!
Sound has to be louder!
December 31, 2012 at 3:14 am
Turn up the volume or get headphones. Headphones are good if you use a laptop.
December 31, 2012 at 2:30 am
Funny video! I love these videos of James and Mike playing video games.
December 31, 2012 at 2:50 am
December 31, 2012 at 3:00 am
Course 8 is the UK.
December 31, 2012 at 3:17 am
Have been watching for years. This video made me sign up to comment. I love NES Golf. Me and my buddy played this one hole summer and have played it since. Even created a drinking game for NES Golf. The chip in noise is the best in this game. Was cool that the Wii Sports Golf game used the first 9 holes of this. Bill Murray Golf would be cool. Hole 11 always reminded me of E.T.
December 31, 2012 at 3:22 am
Alice Cooper Golf would be the best game ever created…
December 31, 2012 at 3:32 am
It’s fun to watch you two goofin’ around. Maybe next time have Kyle and Kevin too, haha, just a thought.
December 31, 2012 at 4:08 am
I like the layout man, good work, videos play more smoothly now too. On the topic of not being sure if certain games have mario or just a guy that looks like him, you should do a video on reoccurring sprites. Konami reused a ton if sprites. Like the guy in double dragon is apparently also in World Cup soccer and dodgeball, etc.
December 31, 2012 at 4:36 am
Great video, how high were you??
December 31, 2012 at 4:53 am
Such a fun video.
December 31, 2012 at 5:03 am
Did anyone else notice that the courses are the same ones from Wii Golf?
January 1, 2013 at 3:32 am
Glad to know that I’m not crazy. 😀
December 31, 2012 at 5:06 am
Not me, but it’s already been done.
December 31, 2012 at 5:39 am
9:00 is definitely an upside down man kissing a miniature abominable snowman on a rock Spiderman-style. …And 9:52 is E.T. in the fetal position.
December 31, 2012 at 5:48 am
I haven’t played the Golf game since I was a kid. “Link’s Boomerang” course is totally Crocomire’s head from Super Metroid.
Lovin’ the new site guys, the logo looks great too.
December 31, 2012 at 6:30 am
Ah man you guys have good weed 😛
December 31, 2012 at 7:09 am
“new site” is pretty much just old site with a new theme installed. No forum either for discussions, can only talk i a video comment. boo.
December 31, 2012 at 7:12 am
“I don’t know the controls or how to play that much.”
Er Mike, it plays exactly like every single golf game. Ever.
December 31, 2012 at 7:42 am
Very cool episode! 😀
And I loved the Bill Murray references. :p
December 31, 2012 at 8:42 am
Hey James, loving the new website and happy to be the first comment of 2013! Happy New Year!
December 31, 2012 at 8:43 am
ok maybe not the first then, woops hahaha
December 31, 2012 at 9:25 am
Nice new design, James! The site is going running really fast!
December 31, 2012 at 9:29 am
Love the new website layout, nice and clean. But man, are those Blip videos laggy, whether HD on or off.
December 31, 2012 at 9:34 am
Correction: full-screen, they run fine. windowed mode is laggy.
December 31, 2012 at 10:15 am
I like these videos because they help take my mind off things!
December 31, 2012 at 10:17 am
I once saw a cloud shaped like a sleeping lady with a hat on its head. Others saw the same too! 😀
December 31, 2012 at 11:25 am
Hudson Soft is known for using shapes from the real world in their games, sometimes they hide them well so who knows how many of them are true. You two sure can came up with some great ideas. ahahahaha
PS: Great layout, very professional and easy to navigate.
December 31, 2012 at 11:44 am
http://126.96.36.199/media/shots/92146-The_Wacky_World_of_Miniature_Golf_(CD-i)-2.jpg This is a weird game too. A fun miniature golf game.
December 31, 2012 at 12:32 pm
Funny video. I was definitely seeing a lot of shapes that looked like my green turds. As for the new site design, good job. I like the newer logo, looks more sleek and professional. There are still a few issues. For example on the front page the featured video is placed too far to the right and is overlapping with the advertisement on the side. Other than that, good job.
December 31, 2012 at 12:57 pm
HA! Bill Murray golf, I would so buy that.
December 31, 2012 at 1:16 pm
Awsome vid as usual guys. This game is hard!
I love how it turned into your guys depictions of the shape of each course. I also tried to visualize each one into something, some harder than others.
Alice Coopers Golf sounds like a pretty funny combo, hahaha.
Loved the Casey Jones clip at the end 🙂
December 31, 2012 at 1:19 pm
Love the new version of Cinemassacre! And great video!
December 31, 2012 at 1:39 pm
Just noticed, that many of the holes in this game are recreated in Wii Sports golf
December 31, 2012 at 2:08 pm
fun stuff, i have 6 or 7 copies of golf….dont know why….
Love the new site layout, slick shoes sir.
December 31, 2012 at 2:54 pm
Awesome site design, and yes! BLIP links! WOOOOT 😀
December 31, 2012 at 3:02 pm
I love those old golf games. I used to play one on my computer back when windows 95 was the new thing. Cool video guys, and I must say you have some very big imaginations. The only one I saw was the human head and bust
the 18 th hole kinda looks like earth worm jim!
December 31, 2012 at 3:17 pm
Love the new layout!
January 1, 2013 at 1:23 am
I do too. I also think the new logo is well done. however , does anyone else think that the old site and the new site kept the same shade of grey in the background? why do so many websites now a days use grey backgrounds? maybe one day we can see the Cinemassacre logo have blood dripping from it. maybe he can create an actual camera chainsaw as a prop. the film would be called James Camerasaw Cinemassacre.
December 31, 2012 at 3:18 pm
neat video. didn’t expect a video about Golf on nes to be a what does it look like game. btw the new cinemassacre logo is awesome.
December 31, 2012 at 3:23 pm
Ah, love the new site! Fresh look, and a sleek overall design. Always great to see another video up. Great work guys!
December 31, 2012 at 3:38 pm
You guys are awesome, but not very good at golf. That’s rather amusing.
December 31, 2012 at 5:43 pm
Oh yeah… hoagies. Like, that’s normal. HAHAHA love your videos!
December 31, 2012 at 5:48 pm
haha it’s great that you guys ended up focusing more on the shapes of the courses than the actual gameplay, and that it’s actually interesting enough to watch the whole time :P.
December 31, 2012 at 6:01 pm
lol You are not safe on this one because you truly look you are on drugs! jajaja… You know something? Most of comedians, web artists and vignettes creators must learn from many many experience to have great imagination and have creative and original creations! beacuse there is some lack of it nowadays ! You know like Mike and james they are full living libraries
December 31, 2012 at 7:30 pm
Really great video guys and a happy new year.
December 31, 2012 at 8:37 pm
Really cool video 🙂
December 31, 2012 at 8:49 pm
wtf happened to the site?
January 1, 2013 at 4:48 pm
It looks way better.
December 31, 2012 at 9:00 pm
you guys musta been celebrating the New Year a little early eh. Smokin a bit of the refer eh. gettin all cerebral with the golf layouts. I kid, I kid. Pretty funny stuff!
January 1, 2013 at 12:34 am
It just occurred to me that the golf levels in Wii Sports are based directly off of the NES Golf levels.
January 1, 2013 at 12:55 am
Oh Hi James.
January 1, 2013 at 1:15 am
your not “the” Tommy Wiseau….right?
“if” you are , welcome. just dont have Lisa tearing us apart.
January 1, 2013 at 1:49 am
Keep the videos coming. I could see a monster in each of those courses, but I could also say that each one looks like a vagina.
January 1, 2013 at 3:33 am
That looks like a Snowman.
January 1, 2013 at 3:54 am
This is what this video was all about:
PAREIDOLIA: a psychological phenomenon involving vague and random stimulus (often an image or a sound) being perceived as significant. Like seeing the “man in the moon” or images in the clouds.
January 1, 2013 at 3:55 am
I love you guys! Happy New Year dudes! Awesome new website 🙂
January 1, 2013 at 5:20 am
Course 11 looks like ET. Kinda like a squatting monkey.
January 1, 2013 at 5:33 am
I felt like I was lying on my back watching cloud formations with you guys. Not since, Beavis and Butthead have I felt like I was hanging with someone that wasn’t there!
January 1, 2013 at 10:57 am
January 1, 2013 at 12:25 pm
James and Mike, this video had me in stiches. Happy New Years, guys xD
January 1, 2013 at 1:08 pm
You guys must get right baked before doing some of these videos.
January 1, 2013 at 2:09 pm
I’ve been watching your videos since 2009 but had not commented until today. Just wanted to wish you a happy new year and say that I like the improved layout for the site.
Looking forward to the AVGN movie.
January 1, 2013 at 2:13 pm
Course 11 is obviously Jabba the Hut!!
January 1, 2013 at 3:07 pm
I’d like to see more of these type of videos! This was good 😀
January 1, 2013 at 4:06 pm
i would totally buy Bill Murray Golf. that games sounds boss…..site looks good too guys
January 1, 2013 at 4:41 pm
I’m surprised you guys didn’t mention that some of the courses from Wii Sports are based off of some of the courses on this game.
January 1, 2013 at 4:54 pm
HAPPY NERD YEAR!!!!
January 1, 2013 at 5:23 pm
The maps from wii sports golf are all from NES golf.
Check it out:
January 1, 2013 at 6:28 pm
the maps from Wii Sports Golf are taken from NES Golf
January 1, 2013 at 9:42 pm
I just saw this wii golf reference on reddit: http://i.imgur.com/Bwstb.jpg
January 1, 2013 at 9:47 pm
course 4 looked like an upside down boot
January 2, 2013 at 1:04 am
Yes, now we can log in with facebook. what a nice feature of the new site.
January 2, 2013 at 10:16 am
Cool, huh Greg Smith?
January 2, 2013 at 7:23 am
Hehe, it’s pretty similar here with my dad. All we play together is Tiger Woods PGA Tour, Gran Turismo 5 and the eventual FIFA. 🙂
January 2, 2013 at 8:25 am
The “Darth Vader” one really looks like Finn from Adventure Time screaming. You can see the pointy ‘ear’ of his hat, the lake is his mouth and there’s one of his eyes.
January 2, 2013 at 8:49 am
new site is looking slick sirs! Used to love this game
I dont know if anyone commented this, but did you know; many stages in this game were used in Wii Sports Golf
January 2, 2013 at 11:04 am
Happy New Year!
Wicked video guys! What a great way to start the year! This game is still awesome and I was jumpin’ for joy when I saw this. Wicked ending too, it made my day, probably week or more XD
January 2, 2013 at 12:17 pm
Never thought I’d say this, but thanks for going back to Blip. Youtube would be ideal, but at least this isn’t the other one.
January 2, 2013 at 12:20 pm
I always used to think that was Mario (On the box) too,in fact I still do.Those sound effects,ha,so awesome…to me It sounds like something out of a classic 50s Sci-Fi tv show or something, when a space ship comes to land or some sort of alien makes it’s way down to Earth.
January 2, 2013 at 3:12 pm
James & Mike Happy New Years!!! & i like the new look for the website>>>lol()-;
January 2, 2013 at 4:19 pm
Darth vader without the helmet looks like humpty dumpty!
January 2, 2013 at 5:07 pm
Ha, you should have named this video NES golf course shape interpretations.
January 2, 2013 at 11:16 pm
This is just like mind therapy blots…
coarse 11… the water looks like cookie monster.
January 3, 2013 at 1:59 am
i’m upset i can’t chime in with you guys, as always. diggin’ the new layout, btw.
January 3, 2013 at 4:04 am
This new website is a clusterf*ck: it’s all over the place! I don’t know where to look T.T
January 3, 2013 at 8:26 am
Someone actually made a website for visionary NES gold http://visionarynesgolf.com/
January 4, 2013 at 2:36 am
The new layout on cinemassacre sucks man, don’t youtube us over Mike.
January 6, 2013 at 3:13 am
Sure Blame everything on Mike. What an ass.
January 4, 2013 at 5:53 pm
Guys, you did miss one thing with Bill Murray Golf.. the gopher. Remember Carl from Caddyshack?
I think you may want to chat with The Nostalgia Critic on this one..
January 5, 2013 at 12:41 am
I can see the dragon.It’s sideways, the dark green is the mouth, the flag pole looks like a little fang. Nice imagination sir!
January 5, 2013 at 1:48 pm
I remember playing this when I was a kid and thinking it,os Mario too haha. Love the memories
January 5, 2013 at 5:18 pm
Ya’ll were obviously high as shit in this video.
January 6, 2013 at 1:06 am
You guys SHOULD take drugs before doing something like this. You might be able to see things you couldn’t before! Ha
January 6, 2013 at 1:07 am
Also… Maybe new comments should come first? (Page 1)…
January 7, 2013 at 11:18 am
Lookes kinda cool! 🙂
January 8, 2013 at 9:49 pm
You should note that the wii sports golf courses are based on this game.
January 9, 2013 at 3:11 pm
Noo dudes course seven doesn’t look like the smog mosteern it looks like belgium really just imagine it let it come to you and then you will see the truth and yes mike an james are totally stoned there they look just really baked anyway that is what i wanted to say so i’ll be of now bye
January 9, 2013 at 3:12 pm
Oh and also there is one course where mike sees a snake en james sees a monster i see pacman
January 10, 2013 at 2:36 am
Drugs, no way…it is completely normal to see those things o_O
January 10, 2013 at 3:01 am
You know what I see ? Golf courses.
January 11, 2013 at 2:02 pm
Hole 11, the blue lake, I always talk about it as the “Slimer”. From Ghostbusters (or Golf Busters)