Nightbeast (1982)

James / October 5th, 2012

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Monster Madness 80′s-A-Thon! James reviews Nightbeast (1982). If you have guts…HE WANTS THEM!

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  • floridaboy

    October 5, 2012 at 2:05 am

    First

  • majikman19

    October 5, 2012 at 2:06 am

    second

  • floridaboy

    October 5, 2012 at 2:09 am

    Dude, is that Jerry Seinfeld getting his intestines ripped out?

    • Chris Cronin

      February 9, 2014 at 2:14 am

      it’s Jerry in the puffy shirt!

  • Mordeir

    October 5, 2012 at 2:12 am

    HAHA. WAWA FTW!!!! Hey and for everyone who actually got the Wawa reference, THE GOBBLER IS BACK, BITCHES!!!!

  • majikman19

    October 5, 2012 at 2:13 am

    if i were to die, i’d wanna go out like a disco ball

  • mondogekko

    October 5, 2012 at 2:18 am

    wah-wah?

  • caffeineadvocate

    October 5, 2012 at 2:22 am

    Wawa.. Yeah, I lived in Philly once. Anyhoo, I’ve never heard of this flick–and can’t really tell from the review if it’s worth a watch or not. The monster reminds me of the creature from the Black Lagoon—only without lips or mutton chops.

  • Stefanoragnopazzo

    October 5, 2012 at 2:31 am

    Oh man, this movie seems really full of…BADASSNESS!

  • October 5, 2012 at 2:47 am

    Aww him loves to kill. Never heard of it. However it is still not as scary as E.T. One question James what was the random J.J. Abrams musical fact all about??? I mean what brought that on. You are a quirky nerd nooo doubt. Hey just like me. Keepem coming ya shitty mummy. Peace out from the Dr.

  • floridaboy

    October 5, 2012 at 2:48 am

    HOLY SHIT !!! I looked up the director, Don Dohler…He has a movie called Alien Factor…The monster is doing the same shit in this movie…Just shooting everyone with a laser gun…Just watch this youtube video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSyAS2Da3GQ

  • Puredistortion

    October 5, 2012 at 2:49 am

    Logged in just to say I’m watching this at work/wawa lol

  • charminghk

    October 5, 2012 at 2:58 am

    lol.. i almost died when he said wawa…. I haven’t seen one since I lived in the eastcoast.. ..xD

  • marc_lawson

    October 5, 2012 at 3:28 am

    i remember the wawas from when i lived in philly. that town had wawas and dunkin donuts on every corner. I loved watching nightbeast with my brother. that piranha chimp face in the electric space suit should have had his own italo disco theme.

  • Metal NES Solid

    October 5, 2012 at 3:42 am

    Maybe he shouldn’t take out his frustration from crashing his ship on humans what a jerk alien lol

  • October 5, 2012 at 4:12 am

    Off on a tangent here, but I’d be curious to know what’s your favorite fight scene from any movie or series (it just has to be a moving picture and real life performance, not cartoon). Mine is probably the epic fight from Deadwood between Dan and The Captain. It was almost too real.

  • Cilliandrew

    October 5, 2012 at 4:54 am

    HEY! The fight scene from ‘THEY LIVE’ *IS* a Masterpiece!

  • Kriztoffer Swank

    October 5, 2012 at 5:23 am

    I haven’t seen Nightbeast or any other Don Dohler flicks, and quite honestly I’m not sure I want to, but there’s a good documentary on him called Blood, Boobs and Beast and it’s free to watch.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-CSIFoqJD4

  • asnaes1981

    October 5, 2012 at 7:07 am

    The Night Beast looks like a shaved gorilla with a space suit and a laser gun!

  • Krim420

    October 5, 2012 at 7:07 am

    DUUUUDE! The fight scene from “They Live” WAS a masterpiece!

  • knoxmickey

    October 5, 2012 at 7:12 am

    Another vote here for the fight scene from “They Live”!

  • UrsoerTheSquid

    October 5, 2012 at 7:14 am

    Am I the only one who knows of wawa being a small town from Northern Ontatio? It actually has 28ft goose as a tourist attraction.

  • imma_rocker

    October 5, 2012 at 7:29 am

    HAHAHAHA I run third shift at WAWA and i just got home from work. great reference!

  • AussieDragoon

    October 5, 2012 at 8:06 am

    Wawa is awesome. Well played James.

  • October 5, 2012 at 8:25 am

    Ha I need to check this out. When I see the alien all I can think of is that it is a horrific mutated Martin Lawrence… Big ol stupid grin and all…

    Good stuff James. A little of the editing on thiswas slow, seeing paused clips start up as you talk and stuff. But overall, such fun! :)

  • AbsoluteDeicide

    October 5, 2012 at 8:45 am

    I fell in love with Don Dohler movies after watching the documentary Blood, Boobs, & Beast. He really was one of the great backyard horror filmmakers that did what he could to make shitty movies on a shoestring budget. Cinematic Titanic did a great riff on The Alien Factor as well.

  • LordJason1986

    October 5, 2012 at 9:25 am

    awesome. a fun shitty alien film. I’m in. I bet the reason why the alien is so happy killing people because to him it’s just feels too good. I bet he just wakes up one morning and says “oh what a wonderful day to annihilation human beings. dismembering body parts always brings a smile to my face. what a joy it is to crack their bones and shot my laser.” and then he’s crying with joy and someone asks him “why are you crying?”. and he says “i’m just so happy”. and then he dies. it’s a wonderful life. XD awesome video james. cant wait to see more. to be continued…

  • Ace

    October 5, 2012 at 9:32 am

    Also gotta offer love to “They Live” as the best fight scene of all time. 2nd best is the shot-for-shot remake in the Cripple Fight from South Park.

  • sirlancelot

    October 5, 2012 at 10:14 am

    The fight scene from They Live IS a masterpiece.

  • vitekr

    October 5, 2012 at 10:59 am

    Have you ever killed a man with a ray gun? Its just so awesome to do, you should try it. I recommend something phased plasma based, in at least the 40 watt range if you can find it.

    It will make you so happy you won’t want to stop! Such glee, you cannot really imagine it. It will literally make you so happy you will want to rip someones guts out, and then rip a mans head off.

    Try it, you’ll like it!

  • Crypt Keeper

    October 5, 2012 at 11:13 am

    The alien looks somewhat like a Goomba from the Super Mario Bros movie.

  • frostare

    October 5, 2012 at 11:18 am

    This kinda reminds me of Laserblast, only the asshole is an alien.

  • marc_lawson

    October 5, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    @frostare

    you’re dead right.

  • Autosuggestion

    October 5, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Night Beast is the best name for a metal band ever. I want to start a band just so I can name it Night Beast.

    Also, fuck yeah, Wawa! Hoagies for life.

  • Squall85

    October 5, 2012 at 12:54 pm

    What a shitty meteor effect! You can see the pole that holds the ball on the left at 0:42, lol

  • TheChrisGlass

    October 5, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    Someone needs to fix the Flash Debug error I get on EVERY video posted on this site.
    http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/M3wThr33/flash_zps1c39902c.png

    I can’t use this site at all at my work, because I use the Debug Player, and there’s something terribly wrong in how it’s implemented.

  • capnmorgan5150

    October 5, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    “Not as classy, but it gets the job done.”

    Hilarious!

  • Einsam

    October 5, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    can you do killer klowns from outer space its a 80′s movie 1988

  • October 5, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    of course i know what a wawa is, i’m mikemonmouth…wawa’s are in monmouth county

  • Stick

    October 5, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    Agreed, They Live is a masterful fight scene, one of the best.

  • Senna4ever

    October 5, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    I know what a Wawa is and I’f from England. Now we don’t have them, just that I go to the US a lot.

    And the fight scene in They Live IS a masterpiece. Two big bastards just kicking the shit out of each other. No flying around on wires, no special effects.
    Just pure 100% fistycuffs action. A “real” fight.

  • Slacker Chief

    October 5, 2012 at 4:11 pm

    The alien seems sane enough he’s just trying to work out his anger on humans because he won’t get his insurance money on his ship.

  • Sardaukar Prime

    October 5, 2012 at 6:06 pm

    Wow.if this was from 1972 I’d excuse it. But this must’ve looked awful even 30 years ago. Really,the Space Monkey has a pusating laser gun that looked like it was made by Larami and bought off the rack of some drug store.

  • October 5, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    Or also you can check night of the creeps.

  • Paul Dower

    October 5, 2012 at 6:29 pm

    They Live, best 80′s alien film PERIOD

  • Griff

    October 5, 2012 at 6:54 pm

    HAHAHAHA. I love how it makes no sense as why this alien, instead of trying to just fix his ship and get the hell out of there, decides to go around killing a bunch of people instead

    PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!

  • larkhillv

    October 5, 2012 at 6:58 pm

    Haha, I know what a Wawa is. I live a block away from one. I am from PA, too, so I know it’s pretty much impossible to live without them!

  • drunken_step_dad

    October 5, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    Is that a Bloodhound Gang reference? “Do you even know what a Wawa is?”

  • sweetamber1985

    October 5, 2012 at 11:05 pm

    What a cool classic movie. Me and my brother use to watch alot of hoor movies growing up i was born in 1985 my brother was born 1982. we grew up on old horr movies that randomly played on tv my brother fell in love with godzilla me i was more of a freddy and jason and halloween person. And ol blood and guts movie me and my brother could find at the movie store on VHS we would pop it in the ol vcr and watch it and set after watching it and were would talk about the likes and dis liek of the movie making jokes and stuff. and we to also watch Monstervishion use to tape it on vhs but we dont have the tape no more all got taped over :( but Keep up the awsome work James and Mike. Me and my brother watch this alot when we get on the computer. If i may request somehting if you dont mind i love this movie that maybe you can talk about it is a 80′s movie request. I love this old movie from 1987 its called Hello Mary Lou Prom Night 2

  • sweetamber1985

    October 5, 2012 at 11:06 pm

    horror* movies i mean durn typos

  • culwin

    October 5, 2012 at 11:54 pm

    3:59 dat ass

  • TehJedicake

    October 6, 2012 at 12:06 am

    THE FIGHT SCENE FROM THEY LIVE IS A MASTERPIECE, GOD DAMN IT.

  • diddymuck

    October 6, 2012 at 12:23 am

    more 80′s horror messterpieces…
    Monstroid
    Blood Beach
    The Boogens
    Deadly Spawn
    Humongus
    Spasms (noteworthy for concept and wild casting!)
    The Toxic Avenger
    Monster Dog (Alice Cooper becomes a Werewolf!)
    The Bride
    Rawhead Rex (including the immortal “anointing” scene)
    Monster In the Closet
    and the sweetest monster film ever made…
    The Elephant Man

  • Derelictus

    October 6, 2012 at 12:33 am

    Monster kind of looks like Earl from the show “Dinosaurs”.

  • Dr4Cu741931

    October 6, 2012 at 1:00 am

    I fucking love wawa!

  • Pompkinini

    October 6, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    The main reason I like halloween is because of all the cinemaassacre content that comes out this time of year.

  • Ben_from_G-town

    October 6, 2012 at 6:32 pm

    No I don’t know what a Wawa is. I’ll have to Google it. :P

    Wow, that movie is… not much to say other than you did, eh? The monster just kills because he can! Sure he was attacked first, but I think he was just looking for an excuse!

    And I agree the alien looks hilarious. And it would be even more funny if he was brought back for the next Star Trek! :D

  • October 6, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    Great review

  • Doug

    October 6, 2012 at 9:34 pm

    i like to imagine that the monster is an escaped convict who’s just trying to take as many aliens with him as possible.

  • Haseo55

    October 6, 2012 at 9:34 pm

    Well the movie seems interesting, well i hope you do Predator(both of them)

  • jerseymatt

    October 6, 2012 at 9:42 pm

    WaWa is the shit in NJ and PA, nice James.

  • cedarus

    October 6, 2012 at 9:54 pm

    Do you even know what a wawa is girl?
    Do you even know what a wawa is?

  • Firx

    October 6, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    I have never heard of a Wawa in my life! Of course, we don’t even have a Wal-Mart in the county I’m in, so no surprise there.

    Hey, y’know, about that alien . . . maybe he’s like some kind of messed-up sociopath who’s playing out his sicko fantasies on earth because he knows he couldn’t get away with it back on planet Pubarr, or wherever.

    Gotta say Monster Madness kicks ass this year . . . some really obscure stuff!

  • Wildside50

    October 7, 2012 at 12:14 am

    Am I crazy or was it hard to find this year’s monster madness videos? Why is not part of the front page blog? Only the reruns are on the front page. I had to navigate to Movie Reviews-Monster Madness-2012 to find these videos. Am I the only one who found that akward?

  • Mickael

    October 7, 2012 at 4:32 am

    Now I want to hear the score just because J.J. Abrams did it. He’s the 2nd generation Spielberg. Love’em.

  • darkmech11

    October 7, 2012 at 2:33 pm

    i live maryland i know what a wawa is , there a chain of convenience stores along the East Coast. interesting this movie is set in maryland, marylands only movie monster as far as i know.

  • MattBrown

    October 7, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    i love wawa!!!!!!!!

  • Johnthegamer

    October 8, 2012 at 12:43 am

    Wawa it’s like a 7-11 but a million times better, one of the things I miss since I moved from the east coast.

  • October 8, 2012 at 9:44 am

    THE FIGHT SCENE FROM THEY LIVE IS A MASTERPIECE, GOD DAMN IT.

  • steamtrainstudios

    October 8, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    I live right near a wawa. I actually only recently found out they aren’t nationwide.

  • Iron65

    October 8, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    Another interesting movie I never heard

  • TagaZok

    October 9, 2012 at 12:07 am

    Didn’t know that one too but maybe it’s a movie to watch just for the monster alien !

  • PresidentJenkins

    October 9, 2012 at 4:41 am

    Wow, that’s one cruel alien.

  • Schloss Ritter

    October 9, 2012 at 11:10 am

    lol, you can totally see the rod holding the “crashing ship” in The Curse.

  • October 10, 2012 at 9:44 am

    Anyone else notice the Night-Beast is the same monster as the Chinese Wild-Man from Big Trouble in Little China? they just changed it up very little

  • LanceGreenleaf

    October 11, 2012 at 12:00 am

    Bring Wawa to the Island!

  • Zain9866

    October 13, 2012 at 9:36 pm

    Hey James …i was just wondering if u know or have ever played the game Slender-Man……if u like scary stuff play this and post a video of your experience .

  • Huranshisuko

    October 17, 2012 at 2:14 am

    Holy shit I just remembered to watch Monster Madness today lol. Well plenty to keep my busy for the night now.

  • RandyPan

    October 19, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    JJ Abrams? Guy must have been about 16.

  • tylers

    October 19, 2012 at 6:55 pm

    Have you seen “the Galaxy Invaders?” Same director as “Nightbeast” but with more melodramatic overacting and one of the best, and most obvious, falling dummy scenes of all time.

  • Albylion

    November 18, 2012 at 1:31 am

    FYI for those of you who’re WTF? Wawa = a chain of convenience stores along the East Coast, primarily New England.

  • d0ct0rscarecr0w

    November 20, 2012 at 5:51 am

    This movie is making me wonder why there haven’t been any alien movies were it turns out the alien species really isn’t hostile but the alien that happen to come to Earth was just an escaped serial killer.

  • October 29, 2013 at 3:09 pm

    Awesome, one of our posters made it into your review! Very enjoyable, by the way. I also like that the alien wears clothing.

  • November 10, 2013 at 9:50 pm

    So this movie and Pikmin 1 have the same beginning. I’m hooked even more because I love that game series.

  • November 10, 2013 at 9:55 pm

    I think that maybe it was a prisoner pod and it crashed leaving only one survivor, the murderous Nightbeast.

  • rato baraj

    May 22, 2014 at 11:21 pm

    I think that guy who got his guts ripped out was the actor who played Ug in the Critters movies, but it’s not listed in IMDB

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