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August 20, 2012 at 3:56 pm
That’s indeed bullshit
August 20, 2012 at 3:59 pm
That’s a short video but it’s okay to me. I like the serious explanation of what it takes to make Bullshit. So that’s fine for me.
August 20, 2012 at 4:01 pm
that is just awesome lol
August 20, 2012 at 4:02 pm
that’s the real stuff. so don’t give me that BULL CRAP!!!
August 20, 2012 at 4:07 pm
haha so simple, elegant and perfect visual definition of Bullshit!
August 20, 2012 at 4:09 pm
Is this the last episode with the mask? I don’t mind it, I’m just wondering.
August 20, 2012 at 4:09 pm
Thanks for the lesson in bovine digestion.
August 20, 2012 at 4:10 pm
Haha, love it! I’m ashamed to admit how long it took me to get what you were doing in this clip.
August 20, 2012 at 4:11 pm
LMAO! That is too funny. Total Bullshit.
August 20, 2012 at 4:14 pm
@ShakeyPapers
It’s the last of the episodes I shot this summer. About the mask, I haven’t given any thought into future episodes yet. I’m going to try to focus on a Board James comeback, even if a short one. Then I’m trying to devote more time on the AVGN Movie. That’s the plan.
August 20, 2012 at 4:17 pm
james that is so clever i laughed my ass off you arent just the fuckin nerd or the bullshit man or board james..you are just straight up the fucking man
August 20, 2012 at 4:21 pm
You know what’s bullshit? Springboard
August 20, 2012 at 4:22 pm
I on the other hand do mind that mask, still gives me the creeps and I still get nightmares lol.
Seirously, awesome job on those bullshit episodes. Come to think of it, some of them I didn’t really give a thought until I saw the episode and now…it’s true with what you say when it’s bullshit.
This one is total bullshit as well.
August 20, 2012 at 4:23 pm
Uh
August 20, 2012 at 4:26 pm
@nintendofan you obvisouly dont have a sense of humor
August 20, 2012 at 4:33 pm
Ha! This one is classic!
August 20, 2012 at 4:40 pm
It’s not HCi acid. It’s HCl (lowercase L), hydrochloric acid.
August 20, 2012 at 5:02 pm
@db dude dont fucking worry about it, its not suppose to be serious
August 20, 2012 at 5:11 pm
It was an okay video. The poop jokes are getting super old though. I think it’s time to mature and find new jokes because poop jokes have been done to death. There are far funnier things than poop.
August 20, 2012 at 5:12 pm
That was very educational.
August 20, 2012 at 5:19 pm
James, I don’t mind the mask too much, I just enjoyed the simplicity of the older episodes better and how you narrated them over pictures. It’d be cool to see a return to that style. I hope these do make a return though. Looking forward to the Board James comeback.
August 20, 2012 at 5:20 pm
this series is officially dead…
August 20, 2012 at 5:21 pm
I like literal jokes like this. Very different!
August 20, 2012 at 5:21 pm
So many things are bullshit. well, at least 25 things.
August 20, 2012 at 5:22 pm
I’m still LMAO. This is one of your best bullshit videos.
(btw I like the mask)
August 20, 2012 at 5:22 pm
YOU KNOW WHATS BULL SHIT?! the fact that I don’t have anything to back this comment up with
August 20, 2012 at 5:24 pm
August 20, 2012 at 5:27 pm
This is amazing.
August 20, 2012 at 5:28 pm
I hope there’s just one final episode with the mask.. a bullshit episode about masks.. then have an epic battle against the mask AVGN style.
August 20, 2012 at 5:32 pm
The science of bullshit. lol
August 20, 2012 at 5:35 pm
Now I know and knowing is half of the battle. To Waaaaaar!
August 20, 2012 at 6:08 pm
Literally that’s bullshit!
August 20, 2012 at 6:14 pm
not when your smoking it, but if you cutt it, it is definately!
August 20, 2012 at 6:18 pm
I’m almost certain you meant to say ‘H C L’ acid, not HCI. HCl (with an ‘L’) is hydrochloric acid, a strong acid found in human stomachs (hence why I think it would be in cow stomachs, as well). Also, HCI (with an upper case i) doesn’t really make sense, as hydrogen, carbon, and iodine wouldn’t combine in such a manner (it would need to be H3CI or something weird like that), nor would it form an acid if it did.
It’s been a while since chemistry, but I thought I’d point that out.
source – studying electrical engineer (who took some chem courses for fun)
August 20, 2012 at 6:20 pm
Oh ho ho ho, I see what you did there
August 20, 2012 at 6:23 pm
Its HCL acid, for hydrochloric acid! The L is just lowercase so it looks like a capital i, LOL! But very funny sorry just had to post this!
August 20, 2012 at 6:45 pm
reminds me of a trick you can play on someone which goes:
“say “roast” ten times fast”
wait for them to say it, then ask
“what goes in a toaster?”
they will most likely say toast, but it doesn’t, bread goes in a toaster, the same that bullshit doesn’t go in a bull.
bullshit is made from grass.
grass isn’t bullshit.
August 20, 2012 at 6:46 pm
These were actually funny back in the day.
These new ones – you are trying too hard, and they aren’t funny. I only enjoyed them when they were of the “funny because it’s true” style.
August 20, 2012 at 7:13 pm
Every time he pops up with that mask on and says “You know what’s Bullllllllshit?” I’m reminded of GWAR.
August 20, 2012 at 7:19 pm
That’s hilarious!!!
August 20, 2012 at 7:29 pm
Quite Literally
August 20, 2012 at 7:30 pm
I would be a different person if it weren’t for discovering AVGN on Youtube years ago.
August 20, 2012 at 7:48 pm
Hard to argue with that one.
August 20, 2012 at 7:58 pm
@Thuggle S
Then perhaps you should quit watching, and go and create your OWN video web series, and then people who become your fans can do the exact same thing, say that your videos “Used to be funny, but with these new ones, it’s like you’re just trying to hard”. And then, my friend, you will have completed this great “Cirlce of Internet Nerdiness” we call life.
August 20, 2012 at 8:24 pm
True. Or rather, the sheer amount of precious resources wasted (water to keep it green, fuel for the mowers to keep it the “right” length, etc.) on something that does essentially nothing for us. I read once that lawn grass is the fifth largest “crop” in the US.
On a planet where fossil fuels are running out (due to a lack of dinosaurs dying en masse these days…) and nations gearing up to wage war over water rights, this is indeed bullshit.
August 20, 2012 at 8:27 pm
@Devil_Rising
What is it with you drones complaining about people criticizing James? James LIKES criticism. “Don’t like it don’t watch it?” That doesn’t mean people shouldn’t voice their opinions. And hey, here’s my opinion: go fuck yourself, some Cinemassacre vids are funny and some aren’t, not everything posted here is comedy gold and you’re just going to have to accept that.
August 20, 2012 at 8:44 pm
Ugh. James. Write. And lose the mask.
Genesis vs. SNES was great, btw!
August 20, 2012 at 8:51 pm
Ahhh, I see what you did there James.
August 20, 2012 at 9:13 pm
i am loving the fact that we are getting more avgn videos =) im about to take my dose of avgn for today ^_^
August 20, 2012 at 9:28 pm
In addition to the already mentioned ‘HCI’ bullshit (it’s middle school Chemistry, what were you doing there?), hydrocloric acid DOES NOT digest food. It destroys germs and increases the acidity of food for better digestion, but it doesn’t digest anything.
ENZYMES do.
August 20, 2012 at 9:41 pm
Well played, Mr. Rolfe, well played…
August 20, 2012 at 9:49 pm
….. duh don tisss
August 20, 2012 at 9:59 pm
Bill Nerd the Science Turd.
August 20, 2012 at 10:04 pm
far toooo obvious
August 20, 2012 at 10:05 pm
Damn, I’m a vet. Well explained James, well explained.
August 20, 2012 at 10:07 pm
Well, done, Jimbo! Best episode I’ve seen in ages!
August 20, 2012 at 10:54 pm
The real joke here is listening to him go into all this detail. Now I know what bullshit really is.
August 20, 2012 at 10:56 pm
It’s brilliant, just wondering how meta you’re going to get with all this.
August 20, 2012 at 11:27 pm
And from BS and humidity and sunlight comes… FUNgus!
August 20, 2012 at 11:47 pm
You know what’sbullshit -Devil Rising. this asshole always feels the need to protect Janes. Everybody is entitled to an opinion so accept it pal. So i’m gonna express my opinion – chill the fuck out when someone posts criticism. O r perhaps you want to man the fuck up and insult me, go ahead asshole I’m waiting. I’ll put you in your place in no time.
August 21, 2012 at 12:11 am
Haha, it was so obvious you were reading the lines, but the ending was just the best.
I was wondering why you did grass. I was like, “what’s so bad about grass?”. Now I know
August 21, 2012 at 12:19 am
Running outta ideas there mister Rolfe?
August 21, 2012 at 12:37 am
I fucking hate grass in my yard. I live in the south and that fucking bullshit won’t stop growing. I have to cut it every week if I want to keep it looking neat. It’s a lot of work for something I never look at. It’s fucking hot outside, there’s no reason to be out there. It’s just nuclear radiation burning the fuck out of you. The neighbors cut their grass every week and their yard is 5 times bigger than mine. It’s ridiculous. Don’t they have anything better to do? Mine just fucking grows and I take one day to cut that shit. It’s infuriating.
What’s the point? Why can’t we just kill the fucking grass? Why cut grass? It’s pointless. It serves no purpose. What’s with this stupid fucking custom.
We should kill all grass in yards (if you want) and replace it with astroturf. Goddamn it and your fucking retarded customs.
You believe in these non-existent gods with this fictional religion set up to control you and you have this fucking stupid ritual to cut grass over and over because “that’s just the way it is”. Fuck you and your grass. The U.S. loves going over seas to rape and kill everyone, but when it comes to killing your grass in yards, “OH NO, WE CAN’T DO THAT, WE’RE JUST GOING TO CUT IT… OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER …. until we die… and the grass lives on.
August 21, 2012 at 12:47 am
This might have already been noted, but it’s not HCI acit, it’s HCl acid, which I understand how you could make the mistake… it’s Hydro Chloric Acid, not HCI acid… alas when you read about it you probably saw the lowercase “L” and thought it was an uppercase “i”. Watch, they look identical: IlIlIl. Funny video though.
August 21, 2012 at 1:34 am
I thought this was genuinely funny- Great video and a huge improvement over the last one. Keep it up!
August 21, 2012 at 2:23 am
took me a second to get it lol grass is literally bull shit lol
August 21, 2012 at 2:37 am
good job, James!!
August 21, 2012 at 2:42 am
Clever!
August 21, 2012 at 2:55 am
HCl is not h – c – i, it is H – C – L, as in hydrochloric acid.
August 21, 2012 at 3:01 am
Board James, you should take a look at the Atmosfear Series including Nightmare. Each board game came with it’s own unique VHS tape, and on each tape there was a different monster host (Zombie, Witch, Vampire etc.)
Just youtube it, damn hilarious stuff.
August 21, 2012 at 3:19 am
Well played indeed.
August 21, 2012 at 3:59 am
You need to do a Bullshit episode on Handicap Parking Zones. I shit you not!
The Handicapped are not as Handicapped as you think. Some of them get around pretty darned well, some better than me, and I fucking survived a Helicopter Crash for Pete’s Sake! You won’t see me running around with a Handicapped Parking sign dangling from my rear-view mirror.
I’m not entirely opposed to them to those who actually need them, like those who can’t move very well for some reason. But you go to a supermarket or a mall or something and there are tons of them right there in front of the mall. What, do we have so many broke-dick people that simply don’t have the cybernetics to get around?
And you know so many people abuse them. What does it take to have a Handicapped sign to dangle from your mirror? Just gotta know someone who’s “handicapped.” I have a father and a grandfather both with Purple Hearts, one from WWII and the other from Vietnam. I did not get a Purple Heart for my helicopter crash in Afghanistan, because it was the fucking co-pilot’s fault!
Please, James, do one on handicapped zones. They’re Bullshit!!!
August 21, 2012 at 4:26 am
Oh man… These just get worse and worse. YKWBS is bullshit. Kill this series before it gets any worse… I beg of you.
August 21, 2012 at 4:30 am
I always hoped for James really explaining bullshit itsself.
Well done!
Now you could put all your efforts in a second episode, going further into the manuring process with all that bullshit that lies bare now after years of it coming.
Really appreciate you spoofing the spoof here
August 21, 2012 at 6:13 am
LOL
August 21, 2012 at 6:16 am
Meta
August 21, 2012 at 6:21 am
Ha.
August 21, 2012 at 6:26 am
I can’t argue with that.
August 21, 2012 at 6:45 am
That is indeed bullshit.
August 21, 2012 at 6:54 am
He didn’t even addres any reason for said bullshitieness….
August 21, 2012 at 6:59 am
It’s very rare for me to comment on any video or message board, and I hate to be Douchy McNitpick. But HCl acid, is not pronounced H-C-I acid, that “I” you so lovingly refer to in this video is actually a lowercase L (l), meaning hydrochloric acid, the chemical formula being hydrogen H and chlorine Cl. This video is the best of all the You Know What’s Bullshit videos though because grass most indeed is converted all over the world into bullshit. Well played.
August 21, 2012 at 7:02 am
NERD READ THIS.
I am the number 1 nerd fan. There is no other, sorry posers. I breathe your shows and watch little else. So obviously I didn’t donate shit to that cheetahmen 2 bullshit. But whatever, if people got a cheetahmen 2 scam going on, then I guess that is what is going on. Let the people donate. On another note, this is what we need and take no offense.
- More AVGN, more Kyle Justin, more Mike in costumes in AVGN skits, More Trips to places like the cemetary(those are hilarious), More SNES and NES and retro game reviews in the AVGN style. LESS make up. The arnold video was a bit overdone in that regard. LESS bullshit, it is ok, but lost it’s charm for lack of a better term. More ninja turtles. More board james involving 90s games, do you really want Doggie Doo to be the last review board james was in? God no. Turn it back a few years man all this filler no killer is wearing us out. We truly get pumped up to see you release another video. I think the reason is because you are usually funny, and in the last schwarzennegar video you were pretty hilarious in some parts. I loved that episode besides the above mentioned flaws of it. But I am sure you will review that part of it. Just get back to the old style and let it rip. -Your number 1 fan.
August 21, 2012 at 7:07 am
Oh man, these episodes cant become any worse than this… What happened to you, James? this is really awful. I mean, you are not even trying!!
August 21, 2012 at 7:41 am
At first I was like what the fuck is this. Then halfway through I was like I see what you did there.
August 21, 2012 at 9:34 am
this is the most bullshit video you’ve ever done james.
August 21, 2012 at 10:33 am
This was bloody brilliant, I needed a good laugh today. Keep up the good work James!
August 21, 2012 at 10:42 am
The best bullshit video!
August 21, 2012 at 11:47 am
FAIL!!
August 21, 2012 at 12:22 pm
(sigh) Either James has changed or I have. This is my last visit to this site. We all gotta grow up sometime, I guess. Good luck with the movie and future endeavors.
August 21, 2012 at 12:40 pm
lol, I thought you have something against grass
August 21, 2012 at 2:39 pm
Ez up its a fuckin joke…
August 21, 2012 at 2:50 pm
the only grass i like is the grass i smoke
August 21, 2012 at 3:18 pm
You should focus less on bs and more on your apology on cheetahmen 2 thats bs.
August 21, 2012 at 3:48 pm
Man has a point.
“And the award for the most literal episode of anything James has ever produced goes to…”
August 21, 2012 at 4:14 pm
I can understand you making this on April Fool’s Day or something, but um………
August 21, 2012 at 4:37 pm
At first i thought ”Nah he stretched the joke thin” Then i watched it again and realised the joke…. Man i’m slow
August 21, 2012 at 5:46 pm
people knocking on James is bullshit. This dude has been gone for how long and all you people can do is complain. Thats pretty sad. Also, do you really think James and Mike give to flying shits what critism we give? Im not saying they dont want feedback, but they are going to do things there own way because it has worked for them for so many years. Its going to be hard for James to top alot of his old stuff, but I believe that is the challenge behind his work, the work that he and Mike are trying to do for everyone else. Im not going to tell these guys how or what to put up here. Thats the joy of it. You dont know what to expect next.
August 21, 2012 at 6:18 pm
That’s deep.
August 21, 2012 at 7:08 pm
What you did there, I see it.
August 21, 2012 at 9:43 pm
i got the joke right under the 1 minute mark .. bravo sir.
August 21, 2012 at 9:50 pm
I was expecting a rant about cutting grass, but when I heard a description of a bull eating grass and viewed the internal diagram, I saw the handwriting on the wall.
August 22, 2012 at 12:34 am
you know whats bullshit? people not understanding james humor.
August 22, 2012 at 1:45 am
HAHA a literal rant! genius! pure genius!
Here’s a little something for you, James: http://emseesquared.deviantart.com/#/d5bzlo9
I wrote this with you in my head, i could so see the Bullshit Man doing this, lol
August 22, 2012 at 2:39 am
I only got it when he showed the diagram, and then I realized how funny it was. Great video James!
August 22, 2012 at 3:20 am
uhm, funny video (as usual), but there is no such thing as H-C-I (which would be hydrogen, chlorine, & iodine) acid. It’s H-Cl, as in hydrogen & chlorine. Hydrochloric Acid.
August 22, 2012 at 3:59 am
you know whats bullshit? that video.
August 22, 2012 at 4:10 am
Ehhh… clever?
August 22, 2012 at 5:25 am
The mask creeps me out, but I still love the concepts of the series XD
August 22, 2012 at 10:16 am
the mask rules, i wanna go trick or trating ang junp out of the bushes at kids w/it
August 22, 2012 at 12:05 pm
I got say i didn’t really like this one,however i must admit the concept was clever.
August 22, 2012 at 12:19 pm
Funniest Bullshit episode ever. Before I watched it I though “what problem could he have with grass?” Well done Sir. Have a pat on the back and some cake, you deserve it.
August 22, 2012 at 1:11 pm
Very roundabout installment…the birth of “Bullshit”..top notch…Mr. Rolfe. Something that I though was bullshit especially in today’s world of internetting is ..”INSTANT WIN GAMES” featured on products ..example soda caps…twist and win something..” I the old day you bought asoda you look under the cap you won or lost that was it…but today you have to go online …enter a some code..send a text…asphalt a driveway…score a touchdown..have sex with 500 girls 3 times each making sure one of them is your ex-girlfriends yoga instructor… to win a “CHANCE” at a “FREE SODA”.
August 22, 2012 at 4:35 pm
Ok, I was going to write that I think you are taking this series in a wrong direction, but now I’m saying this was pretty funny!
Still, I loved it more when you were talking about actual things that are annoying because they are designed badly and don’t need to be bad. Nowdays you are just ranting.
August 22, 2012 at 6:01 pm
Funny and informative at the same time – thanks for the lesson, James.
August 22, 2012 at 9:15 pm
I once got to stick my arm in a steer rumen for a crop science class.
I felt like I was intruding on something.
August 22, 2012 at 10:11 pm
Well you got that right James, that’s BS!
haha nice one man!
August 23, 2012 at 7:43 am
Just go to Lancaster County. Take a drive through the Amish country until you get stuck behind a horse and buggy. While you’re going five miles per hour, waiting for a chance to pass, watch the area behind the buggy. Eventually a greenish turd pile will drop behind the buggy. You will try to avoid it, but there is so much of it that it will get on your tires no matter what. You know what that is?
Well, it’s horse shit. But it’s still bullshit.
August 23, 2012 at 5:46 pm
You know what isn’t bullshit? This video. This was an awesome video. Good job, James!
August 24, 2012 at 3:09 am
These video are beginning to jump the calf, err I mean shark.
August 24, 2012 at 7:35 am
Two mistakes, it’s dioxide not deoxide and it’s not HCI acid it’s HC lower case L acid, stands for hydrochloric.
August 24, 2012 at 1:34 pm
Ya Know What Else is BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLshit, Weedwhacker. Think about it, Gas powered ones are noisy and are a nuisense to the environment, battery powered ones barely work at all, and electrical powered ones get tangled up in everything…..
THATS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
August 24, 2012 at 5:21 pm
I really think the series either needs to end or needs to at the very least lose the on-screen ‘Bullshit man’ persona. And no, that doesn’t mean I “don’t get James’s humour”. I understand the last two episodes perfectly, they’re clearly self-referential and playing on the idea that James doesn’t have much material. But that’s my point – if you don’t have that much material, the best solution is to just put these on hiatus until you get some inspiration. We don’t need these to sate our appetites for the AVGN film, you’re doing plenty of other good videos like the SNES/Genesis comparison and others where you’re not really in character, and that’s not even mentioning Mike’s game reviews which have mostly been solid. Don’t feel the need to rush these out just to give us something to watch, we understand that you’re time-pressed and most of us are more than happy to wait rather than see you force something out the door for the sake of it.
August 25, 2012 at 8:11 am
You know what else is BS? YOUR FACE!!! LITERALLY! Well, you might not think it’s funny, but I do.