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August 9, 2012 at 5:13 pm
Nothing short of classic.
May 2, 2013 at 6:31 pm
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August 9, 2012 at 5:14 pm
Thats a neat idea for a video, Good job James and the crue!
August 9, 2012 at 5:17 pm
hahahhahhaahha
August 9, 2012 at 5:18 pm
Epic!!
Atleast James didn`t have to watch Transformers 2!
August 9, 2012 at 5:18 pm
This was hilarious!
August 9, 2012 at 5:19 pm
Its like seeing a lets play of a video game LOL.
Good stuff
August 9, 2012 at 5:25 pm
Did Chad have to beat the game or just play it until he got frustrated enough to break the controller?
August 9, 2012 at 5:29 pm
Awesome and nostalgic!!…keep the videos coming!!!
Can’t WAIT for the Nerd movie!!!!!!!
August 9, 2012 at 5:31 pm
I was convinced Mike would have lost the first round but he came second which was unexpected.
August 9, 2012 at 5:36 pm
This was funny as shit. I also loved James reaction to the Michael Bay movie.
August 9, 2012 at 5:41 pm
Very silly, but funny. Cinemassacre is always the place to go for a good laugh!
August 9, 2012 at 5:42 pm
Mike’s wings were upside down on Starscream. Chad should have won lol
August 9, 2012 at 6:00 pm
That Chad guy was pretty entertaining. Good stuff.
August 9, 2012 at 6:09 pm
For all the shit that they got for being Transformers ripoffs, Hannah-Barbera’s Go-Bots were actually pretty sweet. I always felt, as a kid, that many of them at least turned into cooler shit. I guess I’m just saying they deserve a bit more love than they got back then.
August 9, 2012 at 6:12 pm
That was fucking hilarious! LOL!!
August 9, 2012 at 6:14 pm
This was so freakin immature, so damn perfect and god I loved it.
August 9, 2012 at 6:37 pm
Pffffhahaha!!! I enjoyed this, you should definitely make these competition videos into it’s own show on cinemassacre, like Board James. You could compete in all sorts of retro stuff
August 9, 2012 at 6:49 pm
I have to say Mike that isn’t that bad of a Starscream impersonation.
August 9, 2012 at 7:04 pm
more please.
August 9, 2012 at 7:21 pm
Who is this Chad fellow?
August 9, 2012 at 7:29 pm
I love The Transformers toys. I have a G1 Megatron that sits on a shelf in my room in his robot mode. One day, I came home from work and he was mysteriously transformed into a gun… That whole day, I thought someone had broke into my house, transformed this toy and left…, but then my sister said she transformed him when she came by earlier and put him back exactly where he was.
August 9, 2012 at 7:30 pm
Chad has probably never put together a transformer. Besides that, what a waste of fucking space. I’m sick of seeing this leech in Cinemassacre videos.
August 9, 2012 at 7:33 pm
Loved the ending! Haha.
August 9, 2012 at 7:35 pm
hahahaha…. XD! really awesome! i laugh so much… i cry… xD
mike have so much experience in transformations xD i really love this video ahahaha!
August 9, 2012 at 7:51 pm
You should use the poor kids Transformers, aka the GoBots, but on the other hand that cartoon and toys sucked so bad it wouldn’t be worth it.
August 9, 2012 at 7:58 pm
awesome video idea. this was really funny.
August 9, 2012 at 7:59 pm
I hate Chad so much. I find him extremely irritating. You can call me an asshole, but I felt like it needed to be said.
August 9, 2012 at 8:02 pm
i was this close to either peeing myself or barfing all over my keyboard, you guys are awesome, great job XD
August 9, 2012 at 8:08 pm
I Loved Chad! i thought he was so funny and made this video!
August 9, 2012 at 8:10 pm
Mike got to see the movie with Orson Wells. James HAD to watch the movie with Shia Lebouf. & I thought 3rd place was going to be watching that huge turd Revenge of the Fallen (which might have been a bigger punishment).
& guys if you thought those old transformers were hard to figure out, try some of the newer ones from the last few years. I swear you either need to have the instructions or an engineering degree for some of that overcomplicated shit!
August 9, 2012 at 8:34 pm
You guys should try transforming some of the newer ones. They are way more complicated.
August 9, 2012 at 8:47 pm
Hahahahaha great video! Was never into Transformers when I was a kid, I was into TMNT.
August 9, 2012 at 8:54 pm
i have a feeling chad got held back alot and the micheal bay transformers arent that bad there pretty good its one of his few good movies
August 9, 2012 at 8:55 pm
Holy shit this was funny!
August 9, 2012 at 9:01 pm
Chad looks like a douche and clearly smokes too much weed
August 9, 2012 at 9:03 pm
I remember watching Transformers: The Movie as a kid. Fond memories.
August 9, 2012 at 9:06 pm
I thought James liked the first Michael Bay Transformers movie.
August 9, 2012 at 9:06 pm
does chad have downs?
August 9, 2012 at 9:19 pm
Seriously… No more “Chad” please. We come here to see James and Mike, not a “chad.”
August 9, 2012 at 9:36 pm
i want to be a part of the cinemassacre team
August 9, 2012 at 9:36 pm
Great video, I thought Chad was hilarious. Hope he becomes a regular character. More videos like this one please!
August 9, 2012 at 10:05 pm
S’pose Chad was there when you were shootin Predator. I was surprised there wasn’t mention of Rolling Rocks in that episode.
Eitherwho, If you guys had the Beast Wars game for N64, that would’ve been adequate punishment too
August 9, 2012 at 10:13 pm
I don’t know if I am proud to say or slightly ashamed to say. I would SMOKE all of you transforming G1 transformers.
August 9, 2012 at 10:17 pm
Also, Mike didn’t win round 2. Starscream wasn’t transform correctly. Also Chad a.k.a boomstick is awesome!
August 9, 2012 at 10:32 pm
chad just played a shitty game lol.
August 9, 2012 at 10:47 pm
I’d honestly rather play that crappy Famicom game than watch the Michael Bay movie. Unless you watched it with the Rifftrax commentary (which makes it almost bearable).
August 9, 2012 at 10:52 pm
It was fun watching you guys have so much fun. As much as I enjoy all the work you put into the more scripted videos, these more impromptu style videos are a nice change up sometimes. Also nice production values here… music, graphics, etc. All came together great.
August 9, 2012 at 11:09 pm
Looks like Chad did a little transforming of his own… Into an chick!
Next video hold the Chad.
August 9, 2012 at 11:11 pm
Chad’s from Screwattack.com, the partner site for AVGN, so this is technically a cross over vid. He’s actual the guy in charge of the Merchandise Store that Cinemassacre.com uses. If you want more Chad, he’s in hundreds of vids over there.
August 9, 2012 at 11:13 pm
Yeah I know, and no thank you.
August 10, 2012 at 12:51 am
I don’t care what anyone says, Chad was hilarious in this, he brought a little bit of a different kind of energy to it and there was a frenzy of hilariousness between the three of them when they starting making Megatrons dick flail around. I think this was one of the funniest Cinemassacre videos I’ve ever seen.
August 10, 2012 at 12:59 am
Those transformations look complicated without instructions. Tuck in that gun dick!
August 10, 2012 at 1:00 am
God dammit, Mike, extend the arms, Extend the Arrrrrrrrrms! You can extend Megatrons arms but you didn’t so fucking penalty. You owe me some prawns.
August 10, 2012 at 1:20 am
“*gasp* Change? On my intranets? Perish the thought!”.. Personally I like that James is branching out and trying to find other things to do, even if it means involving other people. This kind of desire to involve others gave birth to things like the glitch gremlin–going back–there’d be no motherfucker mike (as we know him) to begin with had he not gotten involved in a similar fashion. I’m sure back then, some people hated his addition too (I actually didn’t much care for the first video I saw him in, which was the first board james he was in). So kudos to trying things out. Chad was alright, imo, not great, not terrible. The concept of the vid was good, and carried the video more than any of the people. Megatron’s penile problems were pretty funny though.
August 10, 2012 at 2:06 am
I really liked Chad in this video. Can we see him in future videos? That would be great!
August 10, 2012 at 2:26 am
Nice video, James. So, when will you be filming the rest of your AVGN movie and giving us updates on that? I figured you’d be too busy to be making all these recent videos, so does that mean you’re done filming?
August 10, 2012 at 3:27 am
nice video thought it was funny, chad was a good edition, i think it was mainly his fuck up on megatron’s dick. Thank you also for bringing up michael bay’s transformer movie sucks, everyone always says how good it it is…it fucking sucks!!
August 10, 2012 at 3:40 am
I don’t know who Chad is, but he’s fucking hilarious.
August 10, 2012 at 3:59 am
You were jerking off right? because its not possible to take that long to transform such basic transformers as Prime, Starscream or Megatron (he was pretty complicated to transform into a gun though) but over 1 minute? come on. I think i will easily transform any of those in 6 seconds. Although not in a competition, i will always get nervous and fuck up.
August 10, 2012 at 3:59 am
Anyway, good video. Keep it like that.
August 10, 2012 at 5:22 am
Good laughs for the day, thanks guys
August 10, 2012 at 5:35 am
Oh god, i had this, i think they are lost, i remember with friends when “let’s play transformers” took 15 minutes to set up the whole thing. LOL
Now we play because it took time.
August 10, 2012 at 6:36 am
Mike, Kevin, Bootsy, Chad.
James has funny, entertaining friends. It’s fantastic!
August 10, 2012 at 6:47 am
This was more entertaining than I thought it was going to be. OP was the pimmp and one of my all time favorite toys…I never owned the other two. I am gad others did not like the MB Transformers…I should say I did not hate part one…it was relativly enjoyable besides all the cheese it had but 2 was horrible until like the last 10 minutes….I have not watched the third one yet but I heard it is better than part 2…but that is like saying explosive diahrea is better than explosive diarehha after a noight out of hot wings and fire sauce. They both smell like shit but one burns the eyes a little less.
August 10, 2012 at 7:30 am
Awesome video. Chad’s the man! Love all the new non-Nerd videos lately, they’ve been a lot of fun to watch. Keep up the great work James.
August 10, 2012 at 7:55 am
Sorry but Chad kinda sucks.
August 10, 2012 at 9:12 am
i enjoy the episode, chad was good, and as always mike is awesome and james is fing james
August 10, 2012 at 9:31 am
Nice video, man. Great stuff!!!!
August 10, 2012 at 10:00 am
my brother just found a big box of our old transformers, the retro game store I frequent just started selling transformers and now this episode….its a sign, gotta buy a deception logo for my new car
August 10, 2012 at 10:01 am
Since you guys like Transformers so much, why not do a review of Transformers: Fall of Cybertron after it comes out Aug 21. Mike this is one I’m sure you would consider.
August 10, 2012 at 10:38 am
Mike is bad enough – but now Chad? – who the F is Chad? – & seriously – Chad? – that’s like the most cliche douchebag name there is – I checked the calendar to see if it was April 1st
P.S. – James is awesome
August 10, 2012 at 10:39 am
lolol
August 10, 2012 at 10:52 am
Thank you for this. It was funny and I need funny right now. My dad is in the hospital in West Chester. Things are getting worse for him and I’m scared.
Going to Oaks? You should make a stop at Arnold’s Go Carts and play some laser tag. I bet Mike will win again.
August 10, 2012 at 11:20 am
This was just awesome. I myself haven’t transformed one in maybe like 5 years. Would like to see more of this. Think the easiest big transformer too me was Soundwave. Laserbeak was even more difficult to transform than soundwave. Suggestions for transforming: Combaticons and any other multi-robot team into the big robots or maybe the transformers that can transform in multiple forms….dunno the names anymor though.
Furthermore, what also would be nice is for instance take a He-Man, Star Wars, Mask or any other eithies cartoon character puppet and try to guess the right name
August 10, 2012 at 11:33 am
Pretty sure Chad is from screwattack.com and chill out on the douchebaggery, internet tough guys.
August 10, 2012 at 12:27 pm
First of all, WHO the fuck is Chad and what the fuck is the fuggly bastard doing there.
August 10, 2012 at 12:44 pm
It’s sad that some of the comments on here are saying there is no way they could be so slow at transforming them. Normal people don’t play with transformers after they get older. They were Mike’s toys so of course he knew how to do it and i’m sure James has tried it since then. Chad was probably really the only one who reslly hadn’t played with them in like 20 years
August 10, 2012 at 1:04 pm
did chad ever get bro raped ?
August 10, 2012 at 1:43 pm
@Fred Fuchs Chad is a member from Screwattack, which James is partners with
August 10, 2012 at 1:48 pm
You guys should include chad more, he seemed like he was alot of fun
August 10, 2012 at 2:17 pm
I was reading through the comments and see someone actually created a userid – “Chad Kinda Sucks” to post that. Were they so afraid to say their opinion as themselves or did someone hate chad that much that they finally decided to create a userid just to speak out. WOW!!!
Sorry Chad, I thought you were a nice addition…you strangely reminded of my brother 
August 10, 2012 at 2:48 pm
Didn’t remember how shitty the original Megatron toy looked when transformed, those awful legs, he looks squashed!
August 10, 2012 at 3:23 pm
look at mike sitting there all smug watching the cartoon movie lol :v
August 10, 2012 at 4:27 pm
Reading comments on James’ is like reading comments on YouTube. James is a dude that makes videos about shitty games for a living, and everyone treats him like he’s an A-list celebrity. I understand he’s a really cool guy and I hope I get to meet him one day, but come on. “Leeching off his popularity.” For fuck sakes, it’s an Internet video. Don’t even trip. Just have fun.
August 10, 2012 at 5:41 pm
Power Rangers Zeo Ultra Megazord vs Optimus Prime.
August 10, 2012 at 5:49 pm
Excellent Iron Maiden vinyl collection at 10:14 James. Shouldn’t surprise me though. I’ve found Iron Maiden-Seventh Son, but none of the later ones. Great Job!
August 10, 2012 at 6:03 pm
Jesus Christ, what’s with all the hateful comments about Chad?
I like Chad, he looks like a nice guy. Hopefully he will be in more videos!
August 10, 2012 at 6:03 pm
You should have done Unicron for round 3.
August 10, 2012 at 6:15 pm
Thank god another person who thinks the Animated movie is better than the Michael Gay films. On that note I have one thing to say “Turtles from space!”.
August 10, 2012 at 7:13 pm
OMG, Chad created MEGADICK!!!
Now take that, Unicron!
August 10, 2012 at 8:31 pm
Epic video!
It would be rad to start this as a mini-series. Transforming all the Mighty Morphin’ Power Ranger Megazords would be great! They are pretty epic toys, and impressively huge, yet pretty simple to transform.
August 10, 2012 at 9:08 pm
2nd place wasn’t much of a punishment. The first Bay movie wasn’t that bad. It was the other two that were the garbage ones. 3rd place should have been revenge of the fallen or dark of then moon. Either of those would have been more punishment than the game.
Anyway, this Chad guy was having too much fun, especially with Megatron. We may have to get Charlie Murphy to deal with him.
August 10, 2012 at 9:42 pm
I will say this was fun and leave it at that. Moooooore!
August 10, 2012 at 10:14 pm
Now you guys try transforming Generations Perceptor. Good luck.
August 10, 2012 at 10:19 pm
I don’t think G1 are nearly as difficult as some of the Binaltech models, but as a kid the ones that gave me trouble were Starscream, Jazz , and Hound.
August 10, 2012 at 10:59 pm
Oh come on, the first Michael Bay Transformers was good. The last 2 were the god awful ones.
August 10, 2012 at 11:08 pm
I like the format of this. It’s like when you guys did the TMNT competition. Speaking of TMNT… I miss Turtle Tuesdays so much.
August 10, 2012 at 11:15 pm
Please do more of these, I cracked up the whole time. I forgot how the toys actually looked.
August 11, 2012 at 3:34 am
More Chad!
August 11, 2012 at 10:30 am
Come to my place and attempt this with me….I have over 200 figures, classics and modern ones
August 11, 2012 at 11:34 am
Does chad have a piercing on his lip or a giant herpes sore?
August 11, 2012 at 11:35 am
Also, no surprise he lost. It’s really hard to do with no depth perception.
August 11, 2012 at 12:21 pm
fortress maximus? my bad
August 11, 2012 at 3:01 pm
@ Richard
He has a piercing on his lip.
August 11, 2012 at 8:16 pm
The 3rd place prize should of been watching the Transmorphers films lol.
August 11, 2012 at 8:57 pm
Ha, I guess these guys didn’t see the second Bay Transformers movie. That’s exactly what happened. One of the Transformers has their junk exhibited on top of the pyramid.
August 12, 2012 at 12:57 am
Eh Chad is ok. I loved the video regardless. I especially liked the way James edited the 3 of them putting the transformer together into one shot.
This is probably why the beast war toys were a piece of cake to transform haha
August 12, 2012 at 6:12 am
I thought it was herpes at first too.
August 12, 2012 at 11:26 am
cant fucking watch the springboard shit!
August 12, 2012 at 1:08 pm
This is on eof the most hilarious!!! EP I’ve seen so far!!!! LMFAO!!!;-()…
GREAT JOB!!! James……
August 12, 2012 at 3:10 pm
NEW TRANSFORMER MOVIE IDEA! star scream is now a man whore and sucks everyones one dick! inclusing his own! then hw turns megatron into a man whore too! but he fucks everyone with his gun dick and flops around like an idiot! the funny part is micheal bay would probaly do that!
August 12, 2012 at 3:21 pm
Finally Mike actually won something. YAY!
the last part was the same game footage he used from the transformers video ^_^
August 13, 2012 at 1:24 am
This shit is so funny LMAO…James’ face when he watches the Michael Bay Transformers.
August 13, 2012 at 9:16 pm
That was hilarious. I thought initially that Mike was going to dominate, but then thought James might give him a run for his money after Optimus. But then Mike did as I initially thought with the final two. Congrats Mike!!!
August 13, 2012 at 11:53 pm
So did Chad leave Screwattack?
August 14, 2012 at 4:19 pm
I had tears in my eyes from laughing by then end.
August 15, 2012 at 12:25 am
i had the blue jet, and i think i lost every single piece he came with. he was a jigsaw puzzle.
August 15, 2012 at 10:20 am
What song is that when they starting to transform Megatron?
August 15, 2012 at 12:11 pm
Yeah, it was a uneasy competition… X) Thanks for this video! Very interesting and fun.
August 16, 2012 at 5:02 pm
YOU KNOW WHATS BUUUUUUULLLLL SHIT!!! This Spring Board piece of shit flash player, I mean I love to watch your videos James, but i cant watch shit with this flash player! Now I know you probably get payed to broadcast advertisements on the player, but you can also do that on YouTube. I mean this shit takes forever to load and if I’m watching a video (If I ever get to watch a video on it) it usually has to load. so then I have to wait at least 9 fuckin’ hours for it to load, and I cant click back to previously watch the parts that already loaded, because it will reset the fuckin’ video. Sorry James, love your videos, don’t love your flash player, AND THAT’S WHATS FUCKIN’ BULL SHIT!!!
August 16, 2012 at 7:09 pm
I barely know what Transformer means but this video made me laugh so hard I think I actually broke a rib.
August 17, 2012 at 4:00 pm
Hopefully the Famicon doesn’t turn into a mini version of Optimus Prime and kill Chad too. (AVGN #72)