South Park N64 Games

James / August 3rd, 2012

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  • Ryan

    August 4, 2012 at 12:17 am

    If I remember correctly, the alt. fire for the snowball was that your character peed on it…

  • tatsubei

    August 4, 2012 at 12:18 am


  • CharlieBrownGhostAss

    August 4, 2012 at 12:23 am

    Here’s a very easy cheat code for the first South Park game that I’ve remembered for the past decade. It really helped me beat the game more easily. The game was fun playing the first time I played it. But ending was nothing but a HUGE letdown for me.

    Password: BOBBYBIRD

    • Nathan B

      November 12, 2013 at 12:24 am

      Oh yeah. Never forgot that one either.

      I don’t care if I have rose-tinted glasses, I loved this game as a kid and went back and beat it recently too.

      The later levels get into more interesting material such as the clone episode which was my personal favorite.

  • J1a8son

    August 4, 2012 at 12:29 am

    I’m still holding out for that awesome South Park game with the new one being developed by Obsidion and also the story being wrote by Matt Stone & Trey Parker!

  • CharlieBrownGhostAss

    August 4, 2012 at 12:29 am

    FYI, the Dreamcast version of “Chef’s Love Shack” had more questions in it (including ones that involve Charles Manson).

  • Mikeman2000

    August 4, 2012 at 1:36 am

    I remember when I first played “South Park”. At the time I loved it, but looking back, I don’t think I could even disgrace my N64 by putting the cartridge in it.

  • hareguu

    August 4, 2012 at 2:06 am

    Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike…

    You need to get past the first level in South Park! It’s a great game! There are tons more levels, guns, enemies, everything!
    The signposts are kinda dumb, and 4-player does lag when there are lots of objects onscreen, but your points about the level design and lack of creativity (turkeys only) make no sense in the context of the whole game!

    It’s an average game, but I there’s much more to offer past the first level. Nothing else really does what it does and it’s the best SP game by far.

    Luv Shack review was spot on though; fun only the first few times with friends, seemingly budget title that was not worth $50. I hated being forced to watch the credits every time I played and wished I could select minigames.

    Rally… did not need to exist.

    • darkxerros

      February 28, 2015 at 1:35 pm

      Thank god I can come from the future to tell you that in 2014 they released a truly good South Park game which I regarded to be game of the year.

  • MrStaypuft

    August 4, 2012 at 2:36 am

    I have to agree with hareguu. That game was a very fun game. And if I remember coreectly the first level is supposed to be a second outbreak of the Mutal Turkeys from the Thanksgiven episode. As for what the kids said, well yeha it’s going to be limited. The series was only a season or two in. Not too many diffirent one liners they could have used.

    Otherwise awesome vid. It brought back some good memories.

  • Nebuchadnezzaurus

    August 4, 2012 at 2:56 am

    Great review, even though I never owned a N64. Keep them coming!

  • lunalicrichard

    August 4, 2012 at 3:21 am

    Aklaim is a seal of crap . i can’t think of 1 game they made or published that was any good .

  • Drain

    August 4, 2012 at 3:55 am


  • Drain

    August 4, 2012 at 4:06 am

    All 3 of the games are trash. The sad part is that the console these are all on has better versions of every genre these games ripoff! The first game is a ripoff of Goldeneye and Perfect Dark, both of which are MUCH better shooters. They are 10x more fun with 10x more replayability. I spent many hours on both titles, especially Perfect Dark due to the extensive skirmish/multiplayer it featured. This South Park shooter however was just a waste of time. I loved the show as a kid but what I didn’t like one bit was their horribly bad shooter cash in. Renting this as a kid is like being slapped in the face once you compared it to Perfect Dark. I learned at an early age how tie in games based on shows and movies are usually utter garbage.(Goldeneye was the extremely rare exception)

    The second is a ripoff of Mario Party. You do get better usage of content from the show here since quiz’s are based on episode events, but once you’ve heard all the lines and know the quiz answers all you are left with is crappy mini games. Mario Party however actually did the mini games well, so the game is fun to replay; unlike this shitty game. This is probably the best South Park game out of the 3… but that’s not saying much because you’ll still just soon wish you were playing Mario Party instead.

    The last one is just a ripoff of Mario Kart or Diddy Kong Racing, both of which are far superior racing games. So you see even if an N64 was your only console at the time; you had no reason to play any of these.

  • Zedai

    August 4, 2012 at 4:49 am

    I must be the only one who liked back then the south park rally, the weapons were fun, lot of characters to unlock i even liked the strange way to win course. Maybe it’s due to the fact that we played only in 2 player mode, a good versus mode was the St Valentin one, lots of fun

  • Dark Omega

    August 4, 2012 at 5:23 am

    I’vee played the first but on the PSX. Even after you get past the first level and fight aliens and cows and shit, it still gets really fucking boring, real fucking fast. The 4-player is fun, for awhile but also gets old.

    As far as Rally goes, I just have to say no.

  • Dobbs351

    August 4, 2012 at 6:18 am

    There si comming a new South park game next year for Pc, Ps3 and Xbox360. It’s RPG styled, so i’ll recommend that you check that one out.

  • JohnnyUsername1987

    August 4, 2012 at 7:33 am

    That video was nicely done, Mike, thanks.

  • Keith the Genesis Geek

    August 4, 2012 at 7:56 am

    The bright side for collectors is none of those games are really considered rare. You can find them all for pretty cheap.

  • Claudio Paola

    August 4, 2012 at 8:29 am

    Great f*cking review Mike!

  • Goatrider

    August 4, 2012 at 9:17 am

    LIES. The first South Park game has far more enemies. Not that it makes the game any better though…

  • 0nef0rth

    August 4, 2012 at 9:22 am

    Hey Mike, both the 1st game and 2nd game were actually both made by Iguana Entertainment. Acclaim bought them and later changed their name to Acclaim Studios Austin. Same developers just re-branded.

  • August 4, 2012 at 9:22 am

    I had that South Park shooting game for N64. I thought it was kinda cool at the time. I even finished it and let me tell you the last boss was absurdly hard to beat. Btw, those sounds your character makes change from character to character. Try playing as Kile and you’ll see he’s not annoying like that!

  • Daniel82

    August 4, 2012 at 9:32 am

    I think you are suposed to aim at the big boss turkey butt not the head.

  • Chesterfield

    August 4, 2012 at 10:28 am

    You can buy it from Xbox Live if you want. They got it as arcade.

  • Steven Jielburg

    August 4, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    Mike! Can we expect a review of South Park: Stick of Truth when it comes out in March? :P

  • August 4, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    Great video, Mike. You’re definitely getting better and better at producing your own content. Well done.

  • Lotem

    August 4, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    I was addicted to South Park Rally when I was a kid. Don’t know what was wrong with me…

  • chicobo

    August 4, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    Ahh, South Park. My brother and I had all 3 games when we were kids. There is more to do beyond the turkey level, there is a clone invasion and cows chasing you after that, but that’s when the game starts to get *really* hard. I’ve never gotten past the cow/alien level. The multiplayer is genius and the best thing about this game hands down. I knew I wasn’t going to agree with you when I saw that you had reviewed the games, because I have fond memories of these games as a child. My favorite was actually South Park Rally, besides awful controls it has some really fun missions like Spring Cleaning and Read-a-Book day. If you can get past the awful controls (they’re worse in the PlayStation version if you can believe that!) underneath it is an underrated mission based game. Be warned though, it is extremely hard. My brother and I never got past Memorial Day.

  • grimdeath999

    August 4, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    Watching this review made me remember how bad those games really were. Let’s hope the new one will be good since the South park creators are involved in its design.

  • Jessyfaulkner

    August 4, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    I own the first South Park game and was disappointed at how boring it turned out to be when I got it. That’ll teach me to buy a game used for $1.99!

  • errk

    August 4, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    You know you can change the controls on the South Park game. Go to options and it will say Too-Rock, change it to Brown-Eye to give it Goldeneye like controls. Made it a hell of a lot easier for me when I had that game.

  • angryrider

    August 4, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    I played this game for a bit, despite not having seen any South Park episodes as a kid. I waited until it was syndicated. All I did was punch in Bobby Bird and pee on snowballs by pressing up on the D-Pad.

  • AngryGuitarNerd

    August 4, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    hey mike can you review the toy story games cause when i was a kid i watched the movie it was a total classic but never focused on the games but never played them so can you review them cause i never got an request from either of you or james.

  • nksnake654

    August 4, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    Well this was a surprise. I never played the South Park games but they look like they can be decent fun. Compared to some other licensed TV show/Movie based games, though.

  • SuperTeeter64

    August 4, 2012 at 4:37 pm

    My only gripe with this review Mike is there IS other things to shoot than just evil turkey’s. Gotta play the game more! :D Haha. I personally liked that one the most out of the bunch. I never could beat it though, the final boss is tough as hell… Oh! About that turkey boss hitting him in the head… Actually, you’re supposed to hit ‘em in the ass. XD Hence the giant target on his ass. Still, it was fun to look back on these. So glad I never got Rally. Looks soooo bad.

  • mcopo

    August 4, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Hey guys. I’m a big fan of your works, but I never get to watch the videos here. You see, my internet connection sucks, so to watch a video I’d have to pause it and wait for everything to load. BUT, for some reason, this damn springboard player is not allowing me to do that! Pausing means no loading at all! The only way to watch these is to wait for the video be uploaded to youtube…
    So, here’s my request: since you guys can’t put the videos directly on youtube, could you add a download option here or use another player for your videos? Yeah, I know it’s a big request from only one person, but I had to say/write it! This player is driving me nuts!

  • Professor_ODD

    August 4, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    Hey, Mike, call me crazy, but once you get past the turkeys, the game DOES have more variety on levels and villains. I personally loved the game, though i played in on PS1 and havent played it since around the time it came out. But seriously, I would play it again, right now! But maybe that will be as much of a good idea as rewatching Garbage Pail Kids… maybe sometimes we shoudlnt listen to our inner child. lol

  • Hutch

    August 4, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    Mike refers to the chickenf##ker librarian as a “hillbilly”. It’s funny that many north-easterners still say hillbilly all the time and associate southerners with backwards freaks

  • Stonen

    August 4, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    Don’t get me wrong, but,. anyone else looking forward more to Mike videos rather then James’ videos?

    I LOVE AVGN but damn, Motherfucker Mikes vids are fucking awesome.

  • Duskling

    August 4, 2012 at 5:44 pm

    Hey Mike!

    What kinds of games do you normally play? Like, Console Games? PC Games? or are you a strictly retro guy?

    I love your videos and would enjoy them more if they were made more often and if they were longer.

    You should do some more recent games from time to time, just to break the ice a little. I would love some indie game reviews from you :)

  • JRaynard

    August 4, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    Mike, really good job on this video, I made an account just to say this. I used to think you were trying too hard to be funny. Not this time. You were just genuinely funny, which makes for a much less awkward feeling.

    Again, nice job.

  • AbareKiller

    August 4, 2012 at 7:42 pm

    Awww, I kind of liked South Park Rally. I don’t remember the problems being so bad, but I played the PC version which could’ve worked better. I even finished it. I also played the FPS South Park game all the way through on the PC and the controls are definitely better. Skipped Chef’s Luv Shack because, like you said, I’d be playing it by myself and there isn’t much point.

  • sflowers539

    August 4, 2012 at 7:58 pm

    Chef’s Luv Shack could be very fun with 4 people. In the Summer of 01′ me and my friends would play Mario Kart or Mario Party every Tuesday night. We would “warm up” by playing Chef’s for a bit first. Yes, by the end of Summer all the questions were memorized, but the jokes were great and some of the mini-games were awesome.

  • Partario

    August 4, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    Mike if you’re taking requests I’d love to see you review Illusion of Gaia. It’s one of my favorite games ever, but I never seem to see it mentioned much or hear anyone talk about it. It definitely deserves recognition.

  • Stylix

    August 4, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    I have the FPS game you first talked about, and it did have poor frame rate when it was played with 4 people. I ended up buying the game because I thought it may have been a fun addition to the other 4 player titles we always played. It ended up getting played all of once, for about 5 minutes.

  • thedude98

    August 4, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    james has to review south park rally, we gotta see what the nerd thinks of that one.

  • Baman

    August 4, 2012 at 10:27 pm

    To Mike!
    In response to the comment of you asking us of things to review, I proudly ask of you to check out Natsume’s nes Creations, They have wonderful Games, in which one you mentioned in Your “NES Gems” video which was SCAT AKA Action in New York, and there are plenty more where that came from, such as, Shadow of the ninja, Dragon Fighter, and my personal favorite Power Blade, which also has a sequel! They are most known for Harvest moon in their later years but really focus on their NES library. most of them are really good but they were not discovered because they made them later in the Nes Years.

  • adamL

    August 4, 2012 at 10:35 pm

    I rented Chef’s Luv Shack for my 11th, 12gth and 13th birthday parties. We understood about 10% of the jokes and probably laughed harder than most adults.

  • Baman

    August 4, 2012 at 11:04 pm

    ALSO MIKE, Their Snes games are pretty cool too! Mighty Morphin Power Rangers is surprisingly good, and Pocky n Rocky is FUCKING AWESOME.

  • August 4, 2012 at 11:10 pm

    I remember all of these! So terrible.

  • AxlTCU

    August 5, 2012 at 12:18 am

    We can only hope the Stick of Truth isn’t as bad as these games.

  • Bitrayahl

    August 5, 2012 at 12:26 am

    I actually loved the FPS as a kid. Mostly because of the multiplayer though. There was a ridiculous amount of characters you could unlock for it and playing with my sisters was a lot of fun.

    I still remember the master cheat for everything too: bobbybird

    Come to think of it, there were other enemies besides the turkeys too. Not many, but I remember there were others in the later levels. The controls didn’t bother me either, because I had little experience with other FPSs. To each his own I guess, but I agree that it hasn’t aged well. Tried to play it last year with a friend and he couldn’t understand why I thought it was so awesome.

  • DTysonator

    August 5, 2012 at 12:31 am

    Nice review, Mike!

    Out of the three South Park N64 games, I’ve only played the original and remember being able to get the characters to take a piss on their snowballs. Yeah, that doesn’t sound right haha!

    Anyway, I’m not sure whether that somehow made the snowballs more lethal or not, but it left its yellowish tainted mark on my brain either way haha!

    Chef’s Luv Shack seems like it has potential, so I’ll give that one a try :).

    adamL?! Are you the same dude from Gamefaqs by any chance?

  • floridaboy

    August 5, 2012 at 1:23 am

    Mike, can you please make a video for the top 10 obscure N64 gems ?

  • pwnsomeguy

    August 5, 2012 at 1:32 am

    For the N64 that may be true, yet for the first one the controls were way better on the PS1. Plus you didnt go thorugh all the levels. What about the aliens or the toyshop. Just pointing out, next time i dont care how bad the game is, DONT HALFASS THE REVEIW!

  • pwnsomeguy

    August 5, 2012 at 1:34 am

    Oh and buy first i meant the FPS

  • CreamyCaptain

    August 5, 2012 at 5:32 am

    have to disagree with you Mike on the South Park Rally.

    It has so many cool levels and game modes, we still play this at movie nights or drunken get togethers. Loved the game as a child, still loving it too. And the N64 version looks so different from the PS1 and PC-versions.

    Maybe the N64 version sucks, but I’ve yet to test it so it may be so.

  • Roge

    August 5, 2012 at 6:55 am

    South Park Rally was an excellent 4 player game – was on the regular play list with goldeneye, mario kart & pro evo – give it a bit more time and you would like it – really varied gameplay

  • August 5, 2012 at 6:59 am

    Great review Mike.
    There is a new South Park game coming out for PS3 and Xbox I was given a press only 13 minute gameplay demo of it, and you will LOVE it man, for a Start it is written by Trey Parker & Matt Stone the humor had everyone is tears and the game actully looks like alot of fun. Check it out man, South Park: The Stick Of Truth

  • cyberiouse

    August 5, 2012 at 10:53 am

    IDk about anyone else but i can not at all get this video to play. I have tried resetting my computer and even leaving it off all night and clearing my cookies and i don’t know what else to do. It won’t buffer/load more than like 3 seconds and then after it hits about 40 seconds or so in it wont buffer/load at all…. any suggestions or help?

  • TheProfessor

    August 5, 2012 at 11:37 am

    Totally unrelated comment to the video, but I didn’t know where else to post:

    1) I’m curious why James hasn’t sought out a cameo role on “It’s Always Sunny In Philidelphia”? The guys who do the show are about the same age as James, share the same fucked up toilet bowl sense of humor, and it’s filmed right in Philly. Seems like a match made in heaven.

    2) Why doesn’t Cinemassacre have a forum? I’d love to be able to discuss different AVGN/James related topics with fellow fans. I also figure it’d bring the fans together as more of a community rather than the individualism that seems rampant in the comments sections. If nothing at all, it’d bring in more traffic to the site and I wouldn’t have to post random comments like this one. Just something to think about…

  • _somaholiday

    August 5, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    “Mike refers to the chickenf##ker librarian as a “hillbilly”. It’s funny that many north-easterners still say hillbilly all the time and associate southerners with backwards freaks”

    @Hutch, “Hillbilly” is not a word used to describe southerners – it refers to “white trash” types who live in the mountains. Since South Park is in Colorado, this term makes sense to use.

  • clashkid83

    August 5, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    The N64 had a handful of playable decent games. interesting concept poor execution. SNES all the way, best system ever made! still to this day i play my snes more than any other console.

  • stevejke

    August 5, 2012 at 4:57 pm

    Thanks Mike, that was great

  • joltmasta

    August 5, 2012 at 6:26 pm

    The FPS South park wasnt the greatest game. It had flaws. But it was great for its unlockable multiplayer characters, but varied stages (even if they were unnecessarily hard).

    Just saying, to anyone assuming the game is only turkeys and weak with multiplayer. Judge for yourself. I had a lot of fun playing multiplayer.

  • Devil_Rising

    August 5, 2012 at 11:45 pm

    It’s not really fair to point out that graphically, N64 games haven’t aged well. You can say the exact same thing about any early 3D games, be they on arcade, PS1, Jaguar, 3DO, Saturn, PC, etc. as well.

    And honestly, aside from later 90s PC games, when it comes to home consoles, of all the first generation of systems that started using 3D polygon graphics, N64 had, by far, the best looking games. That isn’t to say every N64 game looked great. Many looked like horrid shit.

    But Mario 64, the Zelda games, Goldeneye, Turok 2, Doom 64, Star Fox 64, the Banjo games, Conquer, Perfect Dark, Factor 5′s Star Wars games, Diddy Kong Racing, Mario Kart 64, Sin & Punishment, Beetle Adventure Racing, etc. Are hard to beat when it comes to that gen’s graphics.

    But yes, those South Park games are all horrid. And honestly, what would anyone expect?

    Really though, I’ve always personally felt that the video game industry dove in head-first to the 3D graphics craze far too quickly, all but abandoning 2D sprite based gaming, except for some arcade games. The N64 especially, while I think it’s a great system, and had a lot of great games, I was always sad at it’s extreme lack of 2D games. The hardware and cartidge loading times would have been perfect for arcade ports of games that the Playstation didn’t pull off very well, like Street Fighter Alpha 3, or X-Men vs. Street Fighter, etc. Those games would have been, I think, much better served being on the N64, but Capcom obviously didn’t see it that way. In fact, Yoshi’s Story was one of the only TRULY 2D games on the console I can even think of, and while it was fun, it was incredibly short.

    Too bad really. I’ll always be a bigger fan of 2D gaming than 3D. Don’t get me wrong, there are amazing 3D games. But I always felt, looking at games like Symphony of the Night, Super Metroid, Killer Instinct 2, etc., that there was SO much more they could do with 2D, and they abandoned it for no real good reason. And I’m glad to see a slight resurgance over the last few years, with games like Wario Land, Odin’s Sphere, Muramasa, A Boy and His Blob, Kirby’s Epic Yarn, etc. that prove me right.

  • August 6, 2012 at 12:28 am

    Wait, what? You couldn’t PEE on the snowballs in the N64-version of Iguana’s game? Seems like a strange thing for Nintendo to censor, what with having the chicken-fuck in the Acclaim-game.

    Either way, terrible terrible games.

  • iLikeTehGamez

    August 6, 2012 at 12:41 am

    Spot on, I bought ‘South Park’ as a kid near release for $60 and got a huge wtf. I agree, the humor/graphics/sound are great. Basically it’s just the gameplay that is godawful. Silly because of how graphic the themes and language were, like no other game, but completely unplayable.
    Also agree with the N64 feeling overall, but I think if you have a PSX it just balances out. And don’t forget about Goldeneye.
    I don’t think you actually say, “The first game is ‘South Park’ ” so I was a little confused about the first title

  • iLikeTehGamez

    August 6, 2012 at 12:47 am


    I remember being able to pee in the snowballs on N64

  • joltmasta

    August 6, 2012 at 1:12 am

    you could pee on the snowballs on the N64

  • Einsam

    August 6, 2012 at 2:26 am

    i used to be a fan of the show then it got super gay i stop watching back in 2007

  • jdshald

    August 6, 2012 at 2:32 am

    i never owned a nintendo 64 but i once installed a n64 emulator on my laptop when in was still in high school and brought it to school. i was trying out a bunch of the games I had downloaded with some of my friends in the morning before school. i loaded up south park and played through the single player. me and my friend couldn’t stop laughing while I played this piece of shit game just killing a horde of zombie turkeys. it was one of those games that was so bad it was good. we then played the multiplayer and we had fun playing that as well.

    its a terrible game but might be so bad its good for some people. it gets old quick but if you play it just for a short amount of time with no expectations whatsoever it can be pretty fucking funny.

  • mountanias

    August 6, 2012 at 11:21 am

    Hi, im from Argentina, so sorry for my english. Im a fan of James and all the things related to this site, you too mike. But the thing that made me leave a comment is that the video player this site uses is pure horseshit. I watch the videos at work, and i dont have a good internet connection here (too much people uses the same connection, so everything becomes slow) so i cant see the videos without loading them first, because it says all the time “buffering”. The problem is that this video player doesnt let me load the video either. And furthermore, if i try to jump to a part of the video or go back to see something i missed, it pauses and stop loading and frezzes, and i have to start all over again. I dont understand why you just dont put a youtube video. I really wish you fix or change the video player, i wouldnt like to stop coming or seeing this site videos because of it. Thank you very much! Greetings from Argentina!

  • Red Hood

    August 6, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    I only ever played the first one (the stupid one with the snowballs) in multiplayer, and even then it sucked ass. The first time, it was like “Awesome! They even got voices from the show!!”
    But after that, it was like “This blows. Same stupid shit over and over” (and it didn’t help that my buddy who owned it ALWAYS won)
    Too bad. It coulda been good

  • digitalnova0

    August 6, 2012 at 4:29 pm


    agree!! Springboard sucks! even at decent speeds

  • Mr Ben Wagner

    August 6, 2012 at 5:33 pm

    Yeah I have high speed internet verizon and the player sucks

  • hunterdematteo

    August 6, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    Please either stop using springboard or make it iPad compatible because it FUCKING SUCKS

  • nintendoassassin754

    August 6, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    Can you guys please go back to using blip? That was so much better than springboard. The quality was better, the load times were faster, and it doesn’t borrow from YouTube. I’m just saying.

  • OdeForCruelty

    August 6, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    Nice one, Mike. Are you gonna pick up The Stick of Truth? I have a strong feeling it’s going to be not only the best South Park -game ever, but a damn good title in itself. E3-trailer is pretty awesome.

  • crap

    August 7, 2012 at 4:39 am

    hey mike have review the iron man games on the playstation is very bad so i hope one day you will review it . PS : is james going to make the ‘ i rather generator ‘ and is the movie complete because i hope it will come out in MALAYSIA

  • jameskennerly

    August 7, 2012 at 10:13 am

    Hi Mike,
    I’m a big fan of you and I have been following AVNG since the beginning practically. But….. you know what’s bullshit? Springboard!
    I hope you guys get that fixed.

  • Gabriel80

    August 7, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    I don’t know if others experienced this way back then when they played the 1st SP64 game that Mike was reviewing, but i just had to say it. This F#$% game would give me nauseating headaches after i would play it on & off. Eventually i just had to just get rid of it because it was making me sick to play it. Must have been the cheap graphics or the lousy gameplay. Too repetitive and just sucked. Oh well, some of us just don’t got the Strong Gamer Stomach like Mike & James do! :( You guys are awesome for enduring these horrible games! Rock on guys!

  • Ben_from_G-town

    August 7, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    Yeah, I liked South Park for a short spell when it first started, but it quickly soured on me and got old. I still don’t understand why it’s so popular. I remember reading about these games in magazines at the time (shows you how long ago that was) and I wasn’t interested in them. I mean, they had the South Park license and they just made an FPS and a racing game. The hell?

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    August 8, 2012 at 8:49 pm


  • August 8, 2012 at 9:55 pm

    I beat TellTale Games would make an awesome South Park game.

  • Rebellion777

    August 9, 2012 at 9:39 pm

    In the FPS game’s defense, it wasn’t horrible lol. I think you could switch between kids on the fly and they all had separate health meters. Also I’m pretty sure after the Giant Turkey Boss you get different enemies, may be wrong though. The multiplayer was definitely the most fun though, in my memory. Tons of characters to unlock and it was genuinely fun (even though my older brother always won). From the little I’ve played of Chef’s Luv Shack I agree with what you said, fun with more than one person, but by yourself pretty boring.
    So yeah, at least with the FPS and Luv Shack games it looks like they tried (even just a little) the racing one though…god it looks horrible.

  • Thirdeye343

    August 12, 2012 at 2:18 am

    Man I played that stupid-ass racing game when I was a kid. I was so pissed off how shitty it was.

  • nammm3

    August 13, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    Great-honest review Mike! As a South Park fan myself, i tried loving these games when they came out. But they certainly weren’t worth my time- ESPECIALLY ‘South Park Rally’!

  • Jake-hill

    August 13, 2012 at 7:02 pm

    they need bing or bling back not this springboard bullshit.

  • DragonChi

    August 14, 2012 at 7:10 pm

    South Park 64 had more enemies than just Turkey’s. Each of the 4 acts had its own theme. One was Turkey’s, one was aliens, one with evil toys and one with mutated clones of south park characters.

    So it was a lot more creative than you let on. I owned and played this game a lot. It was a lot of fun. Despite it being an average game. It certainly hasn’t aged well, but it does deserve more acclaim that was given in this review.

  • moegamefreak

    August 17, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    springboard fucking sucks sometimes i skip videos cause it bullshit

  • diegowar

    August 20, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    I can’t watch the video, please post it on Youtube when you can :(

    (same with Tasmanian Devil, Gremlins 2, Batman Games, Nes Hacks)

  • August 30, 2012 at 3:42 pm

    well gizz I was only 5 years old when those games come out I love play them…….):(

  • ohsnaps1104

    September 5, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    Springboard seems to work fine on my 1.5 meg connection. Your ISP’s are punishing you for streaming to many videos by throttling your connection speed.

  • Doogrisa

    September 16, 2012 at 12:50 am

    I have DSL and the video runs fine. Maybe it will play better on blip for all you cry babies.

  • caitseith

    September 18, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    Good video Mike. How about a video of that underated “Mischief Makers” game for N64? It’s a good game, and weird enough to make a video about it!

  • January 16, 2013 at 9:39 pm

    I remember asking my dad if we could buy it one time at the store. I just saw the cartoon and assumed it was a kids game. He wouldn’t buy it for me and the way i discovered South Park the show was similar.

  • January 26, 2013 at 1:51 am

    I had all 3 of those Games for the N64, I agree they were pretty terrible

  • July 8, 2013 at 6:16 pm

    these games spank monkey ass, but the stick of truth looks awesome

  • Android24687531

    November 7, 2013 at 8:55 pm

    mike for one thing the reason its turkeys is because it was based off the first thanksgiving southpark episode :3

  • tetradigm

    January 12, 2014 at 8:37 am

    by using the terrance and phillip dolls, you can easily crash the game. making a huge pile of the ones that are proximity mines, and then setting them off will crash the game regardless of the number of players, and 3-4 players can crash the game by throwing the other doll at the same spot continuously.

  • Gunderman

    February 26, 2014 at 12:50 am

    Since I knew you’d make negative comments on the games, I was actually hoping that James would review them for AVGN.

  • nammm3

    March 21, 2014 at 7:28 pm

    The only I played of those 3 is friggin South Park Rally. UGH!!! I played that game at my buddy’s house several hundred times because we tried to unlock more characters but NOPE, that game is pure evil…

  • nammm3

    March 22, 2014 at 1:17 am

    You should definitely review the recently released Xbox 360 ‘South Park: The Stick of Truth’ game! Especially if you love South Park ^_^

    • Dreadjaws

      March 27, 2014 at 1:05 am

      I agree. The Stick of Truth is everything a South Park game should be. I’m super cereal.

  • Sean Smith

    September 30, 2014 at 7:51 am


  • February 12, 2015 at 7:20 pm

    Please review Perfect Dark !!!!!!! It’s my favorite N64 game of all time!

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