Episode #21 – Assholes

Mike / July 18th, 2012

Comments

  • Mewizkuit

    July 18, 2012 at 12:47 am

    I- just- what?

    That was the strangest episode of YKWBS yet.

  • ThatguywiththeDelorean

    July 18, 2012 at 12:48 am

    THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING

  • jooneo

    July 18, 2012 at 12:52 am

    To think that there is a bullshit episode about shit. It was really weird. Nicely done.

  • rondeazevedo

    July 18, 2012 at 12:53 am

    What happened to this bullshit character? I wanna know his story!!
    I very much like this episode, which there was more! Keep it up James!

  • Rambowl

    July 18, 2012 at 12:56 am

    WTF. Your worst YKWBS episode! It’s better when you find actual things that are BS. Asshole is not clever. You can do better.

  • novaseason

    July 18, 2012 at 1:08 am

    I do not like this. Also when I hear someone peeing it makes me have to go pee because I have such a small bladder.

  • seaweedsalad

    July 18, 2012 at 1:20 am

    slowly James’s entire house is being revealed. lol

  • Bueller_007

    July 18, 2012 at 1:24 am

    Not funny. Also, how could you do an episode about how pissing makes you angry and not mention the ultra-annoying “early morning split-stream piss”.

  • quickson1

    July 18, 2012 at 1:33 am

    Well, not my favorite, but I like how they’re not all the same, shit out some stinkers in order to find the sweet spot.

  • You Can Just Walk Over It

    July 18, 2012 at 1:47 am

    We’re all well used to any sort of toilet humor thanks to AVGN by now, but the only potential thing in this video some people may find slightly relative (perhaps growing up as a kid mostly) is missing the bowl when urinating. The 40 Year Old Virgin had a different take on it and was enough to get say the theater I watched it in all laughing.

    I get the need to crank out tons of content like YKWBS especially after the movie took lots of time away, but this video is likely the least impressive Bullshit video. It’s great to see the other recent ones (hangers etc), yet nothing has topped the printers one. The effort is appreciated though, better to see videos rather than none at all!

  • popit

    July 18, 2012 at 1:49 am

    4 your next feature project ideas:

    You Know What’s Bullshit

    board james
    overanalyzers

  • althedude

    July 18, 2012 at 2:01 am

    Ugg, it looks like You Know What’s Bullshit just jumped the shark.

    Sorry James. I hate seeing people write negative reviews for your experimental videos, but this one just really didn’t work for me.

    I enjoy your YKWBS videos because I agree with your rants. I haven’t been a fan of the bullshit mask since it was first introduced, but it has had its fair share of laughs.

    This video just made me uncomfortable. I understand the message between the lines, but isn’t there more worthy bullshit out there to make a video about?

  • dariogamer

    July 18, 2012 at 2:24 am

    Thats nasty

  • tweej

    July 18, 2012 at 2:27 am

    Not feeling it. Love everything you do but the mask kills it for me. Not my cup o tea.

  • lotusclown

    July 18, 2012 at 2:40 am

    omfg…. never were truer words ever told… this is me EVERY FUCKING MORNING after a night of drinking.

  • EmmittSmith

    July 18, 2012 at 3:01 am

    You know what’s bullshit?! This episode of YKWBS!

    Not feeling this one. Still, I do like this series in general. Appreciate the material.

  • Sammit

    July 18, 2012 at 3:08 am

    I thought it was alright.

  • July 18, 2012 at 3:43 am

    Sir, there was a famous horse that once said; “No sir, I don’t like it!” Oddly enough sir, I liked it. I like it a lot. I feel dirty now. I think I’m gonna go take a piss, a shit, and a shower. ; )

  • The n00b Avenger

    July 18, 2012 at 3:49 am

    Why not just pee while you’re sitting down to take a shit? That part didn’t make any sense.

  • PeanutKai

    July 18, 2012 at 3:54 am

    I do hate it when you know you need a shit but your asshole is like in a minute but you have to be in work so you have 2 options;
    1. Go to work and try to hold in the shit
    2. Try to force the shit out
    The problem with number 2 is that most the time only half of it comes out and then you have to wipe for 10minutes to get rid of the excess shit. Another problem with forcing it is how loud it is.
    I can relate to this episode more than anything else James has made.
    Well played dude

  • Dark Omega

    July 18, 2012 at 4:01 am

    This one was just creepy and someone disturbing. One of the very few of your videos that I don’t like.

  • Dark Omega

    July 18, 2012 at 4:03 am

    I like PeanutKai’s comment more than the video. It made me chuckle a little…

  • lauri

    July 18, 2012 at 4:16 am

    Hahah James, surprises like these make my day! It’s good you came up with with something different and still as funny as always. James, you are the Master!

  • Sonic

    July 18, 2012 at 4:22 am

    I’m sorry james but once you brought that mask with you,all those videos keep turning into shit.

  • super.ca.i.n

    July 18, 2012 at 4:44 am

    Comments have problems in some entries. I cant comment on Kevin Finns interview post. Anyway. This is what i have to say:

    I think Kevin Liked the girl so much! he cant help staring at her all the time! ahahahaha!

    And as for this video. Sorry, i didnt like it. Please go back to the traditional format. These episodes should be nothing more than a voice over scenes related to the complaint content. No special character or whatsoever needed. The episode about shoelaces was so simple and yet so genius. All episodes should be like that one.

    Sure some people like the mask and all that but they are the vast minority so please listen to the voice of the majority.

  • malice936

    July 18, 2012 at 4:48 am

    o.0 Did I miss something here…. or did he pull a Jim Carrey.

    Anyway this was a pretty fun episode. Hope to see more soon.

  • adam loewen

    July 18, 2012 at 5:19 am

    O man. It has been SOOO fun watching where you’re going with the bullshit man thing. Just like AVGN: introduce the concept, show your face, then you create the character. Now, we all get to see the antics the bullshit man gets up to. Will he encounter Matt as the Joker and Bugs Bunny, or maybe Kyle as Spiderman? Double Batman, perhaps? Oh, the possibilities. And then the “know what’s bullshit” movie, which will NOT be shot in LA. Where do you shoot bullshit? Shoot it up your ASS! MYLAR BALLOOOOOONOOOONNSS!!!!!111IONBE/1

  • korahn

    July 18, 2012 at 6:05 am

    You know what’s REALLY bullshit? That damn Springboard player. It doesn’t get along with my PC and only plays the logo animation on the iphone

  • nerdstick

    July 18, 2012 at 6:40 am

    The people that complain about this are probably the same people that complain when you post non-AVGN videos. Guh

    Can’t really relate to crapping oneself in the shower but I loved the video. Instead of being ‘funny because it’s true’ it’s simply funny, and is the first time I could really appreciate the mask.

  • Hocro

    July 18, 2012 at 7:13 am

    The new episodes are bad but with this one YKWB completely jumped the fucking shark.

  • Entrenaturaleza

    July 18, 2012 at 7:20 am

    Very funny, I think this bullshit videos are great I don´t know what´s with people these days so much complaining

  • Kaunis

    July 18, 2012 at 7:49 am

    Decent episode, I had a laugh because I related.

    Remember James, that people will bitch about _anything_. You making something different doesn’t mean it’s bad, like you might get the idea from all these comments. Just be happy that the had the time to make these episodes even tho’ he must be tired from making the film for so long.

  • mbtthew

    July 18, 2012 at 7:54 am

    I really liked this episode! Something fresh for the series but maintaining the same sort of humour that James and Mike have that I love so much.

  • diegowar

    July 18, 2012 at 8:36 am

    Ahah, I agree, having to go pee or take a shit are probably in my top 10 of things that I don’t like to do, it’s wasting my time and it doesn’t feel good ^^
    Too bad you die if don’t :)

  • encey

    July 18, 2012 at 8:40 am

    Wow, the Bullshit Man has major problems.

  • DSg077

    July 18, 2012 at 9:35 am

    We all have times like this, but it’s just too awkward to joke or talk about them without disturbing people. This is one of those moments.

    I also couldn’t hear you well on this one, sorry.

    Bah, I say ignore these ‘fans’ superfluous ranting about getting rid of the mask completely and reverting to an older style just because it doesn’t agree with their style of humour. Your work doesn’t revolve around their opinion alone.

    But I do agree the mask is better enjoyed when used in moderation. It brings something new to the series, but can come on too strong at times and on sometimes obstruct your voice.

    Anyway, I enjoy your work as always and have been lurking this site around for years before I registered. Got fed up with the ‘gimme gimme gimme’ fan whiners on here and had to speak up.

  • July 18, 2012 at 9:38 am

    xD brilliant!

  • CharlieBrownGhostAss

    July 18, 2012 at 9:39 am

    “Ever tell you about a man who taught his asshole to talk?”
    -William S. Burroughs

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ-p1wGv5rw

  • Czab

    July 18, 2012 at 10:06 am

    What is the meaning of this!? I have never had these kind of problems with my asshole. And why do you start peeing from so far away? What’s wrong with you!? :)

  • Czab

    July 18, 2012 at 10:17 am

    If you can’t decide whether to shit or pee first, then you sit down on the toilet and do both at the same time, it solves the “pissing on the floor problem” too. :D

  • Pompkinini

    July 18, 2012 at 10:39 am

    I hate when you wake up with a boner and then you accidentally pee on your face.

  • AnKun

    July 18, 2012 at 10:47 am

    Bullshit man and AVGN should meet in one of the episodes

  • TheProfessor

    July 18, 2012 at 10:48 am

    Hmmm… normally I enjoy when James goes “out there” and tests his limits, but I gotta agree with what someone else said that this kind of “ignores the concept/point of these videos” and another who said the Bullshit man has “jumped the shark.”

    So many things to complain about and we get a video about literal assholes? Taste/Humor is objective, I know, and to those who liked it, more power to you. But I think this was just a waste of James’ time.

    How about loading times, matress tags, the check engine light in your car, or even figurative assholes. There just seems to be a million better, funnier, and more legit things to complain about. This one was reaching and wasn’t even well “justified”.

    I look forward to the next one being better….

  • fata_morgana_pseudonym

    July 18, 2012 at 11:07 am

    Wow, there certainly are a lot of whiny little bitches in the comments here.

  • justinabsentia

    July 18, 2012 at 11:17 am

    these cinemassacre videos are like crack for me. i can’t get enough.

  • July 18, 2012 at 11:28 am

    HeeHee

  • July 18, 2012 at 11:33 am

    Well, apparently someone doesn’t like Mr. Anderson….. Anderson.

  • dhylton

    July 18, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    I have a feeling Bootsy was the ass hole

  • Wendell Parker

    July 18, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhh …okay

  • July 18, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    haha, that was hilarious…

    nothing like classic toilet humor to brighten the day

    lol

  • July 18, 2012 at 2:50 pm

    ……………..dafuq did I just watch?

  • Penicks

    July 18, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    so bad it hurts

  • monkymahn

    July 18, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    lol This one was pretty weird, but in a good way.

  • Landofunk

    July 18, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    Who got credit for ‘Talking Butt Hole’…I’ll guess Mike. :D

  • Firefrog

    July 18, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    The idea is funny on paper but in the video it is just stupid,
    your bullshit vidoes are getting worse, what is sad, because your old ones are really funny and true

  • mizunomaku

    July 18, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    wow… that was um… special! Funnier than the past few :)

  • Steelebourne

    July 18, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Wow…I think James’ creativity level got strained from all the work he’s putting into his movie. That was about as funny as my asshole…

  • wink12345

    July 18, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    Usually love your stuff but this was the worst one yet. Yes we can all identify but this is a topic that takes all of about 10 seconds to be funny not over two minutes. Just my opinion. Thanks for continuing to entertain us pretty much every day. Seldom are the times when I don’t really enjoy your videos.

  • Historic 66

    July 18, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    Loved it! I really laughed hard at the pee-ing portion, although I think it would have been even funnier as a segment in a larger work (foul bachelor or something).

  • Jel-K

    July 18, 2012 at 6:09 pm

    conclusion: shit happens.
    James is a mad mad mad mad man, and that’s why he’s so funny with all theses crazy ideas!

  • likalaruku

    July 18, 2012 at 6:22 pm

    You look like an American Bison with that thing on your head, lol.

  • July 18, 2012 at 7:02 pm

    Shit, shower, and shave. I hate it when it doesn’t go in that order! Fuckin’ great!

  • gamerz

    July 18, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    Well there is an upcoming avgn episode coming out. James you should consider releasing another volume of the avgn. We need a volume 6. I have never been a fan of the bullshit videos, and this is by far the most weakest one. Sorry but that’s my opinion.

  • DenOndeBoss

    July 18, 2012 at 8:13 pm

    That was hilarious! I couldn’t stop laughing!
    Great James, great! ;o)

  • ThuggleS

    July 18, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    I’m confused, James – are you saying you are unable to piss and poop at the same time while sitting down?

    If I need to piss and poop, I sit down on the pot and do it – maybe one before the other, maybe both at the same time, but I don’t need to piss standing up and THEN sit down to pool…just sit down in the first place.

    I assumed that is what everyone does. I mean, unless you have a 12 inch dick or massive mutant balls that hang down into the water, why not just piss sitting down if you are going to take a poop anyways?

    And, if you really have THAT hard of a time peeing standing up without flooding your floor….

  • Fredward

    July 18, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    This is one of those “love it or hate it” kind of videos, but I think it’s pretty damn funny. James sort of took a chance with this one, because it’s not everybody’s brand of comedy, but for those of us who appreciate some good toilet humor, I think this was pretty good. In any case, I’m glad to see the YKWBS videos coming out so frequently again, I love this series. Keep ‘em coming, James!

  • harethb

    July 18, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    That was great man, I especially loved the way you delivered the dialogue once you got out the shower lol – its nice to see the bullshit character developed a bit more.

    To those that didn’t like it – boo hoo, its not like you’re paying to watch it. Mellow out, if you like his other work there’s no reason to not enjoy this one.

  • Stylix

    July 18, 2012 at 9:44 pm

    Some of these new YKWBS episodes feel a little forced although they still have their charm. Also kudos to finding the time to make some videos between all the work you’re putting into the AVGN movie.

    Also, I know that the bullshit man is suppose to be bitter and angry (I would be too if my head was made of shit), but it seems like all the characters you play end up having the same attitude. This isn’t necessarily bad given the subject matter you’re dealing with, but you should try to branch out a little more if you decide to do any new series in the future that involve you playing a character.

  • July 18, 2012 at 9:57 pm

    You know what bugs me? The fact that I have to watch a commercial before the video I clicked on and 50% of the time, I have to listen to audio from another commercial during the video. For example, I heard a body wash ad then the music from the ad kept playing non-stop during the video I was trying to watch.

  • July 18, 2012 at 9:58 pm

    You know what else bugs me? You mention the b & s word all the time on your site, but if I try to put the letters b & s side by side in the comment section, it rejects it. That’s just total b& s!

  • relic

    July 18, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    I’m a longtime fan, but this wasn’t so great. Remember the early episode that made it on CNN? That was both funny and insightful. This was neither. I would step back and rethink ideas like this one before putting it on video.

  • FunkyPertwee

    July 18, 2012 at 10:06 pm

    Ridiculous.

    But it put a smile on my face.

  • frankB

    July 18, 2012 at 10:21 pm

    Hey there. First time commenting, but I’ve been watching these videos for a while.

    AWESOME.

    Yes, this YKWBS episode isn’t a stand out, but I wasn’t expecting much when I saw it was only 2 minutes. There was one big laugh when he was in the shower, so it’s certainly not a waste.

    Of the latest ones, I thought the Mircowaves one was pretty good, because that’s a golden point to make. Actually came away wondering why microwaves beep all the time, and why no one else bothered to question it.

    Wire hangers and the birds one, not so great, but it’s just awesome to be getting new vids here every couple of days.

    Mortal Combat Memories was hugely entertaining for nostalgia value, and The Vulture review was equally absorbing. I loved how you focused on that creepy guy with his sinister line… Although I hadn’t seen it before, I could relate to that movie watching experience on a number of levels.

    Keep up the great work, James :)

    And Mike too, you’re videos are getting better.

  • pro_thizz

    July 18, 2012 at 10:36 pm

    LMAO, this one is an instant classic.

  • culwin

    July 18, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    Ugh, this is kinda gross.

  • July 18, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    James, can you go back to the old Bullshit videos…those were awesome! Since you started doing the bullshit mask, its not the same…more a gimmick than clever. Pennys and cream cheese were awesome!

  • July 18, 2012 at 11:29 pm

    You know whats Buuullshit?
    All these negative comments. If people are annoyed or grossed out by the fact that he is wearing a mask that poorly imitates bullshit then seriously you need to listen to other stuff James says. The fact that he is wearing a ridiculous mask actually helps take my mind off of actual piles of shit. Point being mental projections of things said are waaay worse. So just get over it. It was funny before and it still is. The Dr. is out.

  • superdark

    July 18, 2012 at 11:33 pm

    I actually like the mask too. I hope he keeps it.

  • Jaybe

    July 18, 2012 at 11:34 pm

    Yeah I missed the older BS videos. They were more genuine…the newer ones seem kinda forced. Still entertaining though.

  • Devil_Rising

    July 18, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    If people don’t like it, maybe they can go make their OWN web videos, and see how well THEY do. Not to mention how well they take non-stop nit-picking of their own work.

    Food for thought. If you don’t like it, don’t watch it.

  • russellchido

    July 18, 2012 at 11:46 pm

    HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! you crack me up!
    “Fucking asshole”
    “Fuck face”
    :(
    :o
    |
    |

  • July 19, 2012 at 12:42 am

    Laughed the whole time! I like the bullshit mask and the whole setup, you don’t remember the earlier nerd videos I’m guessing or the bugs bunny episode, yeah, fuck off!

  • mistahtom

    July 19, 2012 at 12:43 am

    Not being able to watch springboard videos on ipad is bullshit

  • marc_lawson

    July 19, 2012 at 2:22 am

    James,

    Sometimes I think you get too fixed in a fecal funk. I remember when people complained about the shit pickle vid and you said something like, “This isn’t Shakespeare”. Is there no in-between? We get only wit or shit?

    There is a big difference between shit and shinola and your true fans are not poo fans.

  • July 19, 2012 at 7:20 am

    Not one of your better bullshit vids, but I’m happy for the content all the same. Keep up the good work.

  • 1957sputnik

    July 19, 2012 at 9:24 am

    I thought this video was pretty entertaining and I liked it, but the message or complait is not that clear, I assume it’s about how unpredictable signals or urges about taking an dump can be and sometimes it never happens but at the wrong place at the wrong time and I have to admit that is indeed b.s, thanks for the new video keep it up

  • pmolnar05

    July 19, 2012 at 10:15 am

    you know whats bull shit? Getting an update on my iPad and iPhone that there is new cinemassacre content to be downloaded! Than thinking “yes this could be the new AVGN video! Finally awesome!” and you know what I get instead? BULL SHIT! :)

  • Xtremo

    July 19, 2012 at 10:35 am

    I think it’s great, that you’Ve been releasing more Bullshit vidoes lately and I also like the mask! :D Keep it up! :)

  • ZidaneTribal

    July 19, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    I like the continuous story you added there with the Bullshit man.

  • Detroit Dawg

    July 19, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    I agree with Richard Servello, the old bullshit videos were way more entertaining and made more sense. Ever since the mask, the videos have gotten worse, almost like you have run out of things to call bullshit. This is the worse one yet. I love this site and most of the content here, and this is just my honest opinion. I wish you would hang up the mask and go back to the voiceover style, those videos were 10x better. Still love your work and the site James, but this series is starting to be as bad as OA.

  • WyldeGoose

    July 19, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    You know what’s bullshit? Handicapped Parking.

  • 8bitplayer

    July 19, 2012 at 5:05 pm

    your comments are BULLLLLSHIT!! This was Freakin hilarious.

  • Oswards306

    July 19, 2012 at 5:44 pm

    Heer are some ideas for you know what’s bullshit!?

    #22. moscitoes

    #23. the virus

    #24. advertisments

    #25. Disney Junior

  • aidanmonk7

    July 19, 2012 at 7:51 pm

    a new AVGN episode is comnig soon :D you can even see how he addded an empty 2012-2013 space in the avgn category :D

  • kutuup

    July 19, 2012 at 8:08 pm

    Ugh, c’mon James, you can do better than this…

  • Aaron1375

    July 19, 2012 at 8:25 pm

    Wow…that wasn’t what I was expecting.

  • weathermangarver

    July 20, 2012 at 1:15 am

    love it lol

  • bruceleerobot

    July 20, 2012 at 1:33 am

    Good one. I really hope one of upcoming bullshit vids is about the Post Office or just Postal Service in general. I can think of SO many bullshit things about it. All the times they fuck up your address so you or the person trying to send you mail gets charged twice, how they refuse to deliver government mail like an ID or a License to your house unless your full name is “written” on your mail box, how they never EVER remove your old addresses so people living in your old residences get your mail forever, and how they are NEVER fucking open when you have to go in to fix or complain about that shit. FUCK the motherfucking Post Office. Thinking they’re some covert CIA shit or something

  • Rob

    July 20, 2012 at 6:30 am

    It’s pretty cool that you come up with so many YKWB episodes lately. I like that one! It reminds me of one of your older ones, the one about temperature, because it’s totally senseless to complain about such things like temperature, or your asshole, but that’s exactly what makes it even funnier. :D
    Big up from Germany, I hope to see your fu**in movie soon! =)

  • Maddy

    July 20, 2012 at 7:02 am

    Shit, man (no pun intended) that was funny as shit (no pun intended). I laughed my ass off (no pun intended) through the whole thing, especially at the morning wood joke. :)

    In a way, I’m glad that your bullshit videos have gotten to this level. You seem to be running out of things to rant about. After the ten seasons the P&T Bullshit show gave up as well.

  • notsurprised6

    July 20, 2012 at 7:03 am

    I have nothing against the mask – its a novelty, but this episode wasn’t quite up to your lofty standards, an asshole that talks back doesn’t quite cut it for me I’m afraid

  • CAFFEINEOVERDOSE

    July 20, 2012 at 7:24 am

    This was pretty funny. kinda like you don’t have to take a piss until you get into bed..
    also I like the whole shit face thing.. but with higher end camera’s you can see all the spots that need to be repaired or touched up.

    YOU know what else is bull shit??? people who think there life is pointless and get mad so they want to kill other people who are just watching a damn movie… wtf…….

  • Cine-Cidal

    July 20, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    Quite intresting James, quite interesting.

    Anyways off topic but are you going to to review the dark knight rises? I know you don’t typically review new movies but considering you have reviewed all the other batman movies it seems fitting.

  • ptbibble25

    July 20, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    I’m not really sure how to respond to this…. oh wait I just did

  • Eriklover

    July 20, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    Quite interesting james.

    That was funny and weird.I still enjoy watching your vids.Love you.Keep making awesome videos.

  • Guy on a Buffalo

    July 20, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    You know what’s bullshit? James’ bullshit man mask. What is up with that thing? Don’t get me wrong, I love the bullshit videos and I laughed when i first saw the mask. But now? I’m just getting tired of it. What does it do for the video? It doesn’t help explain why something is bullshit. The videos used to be simple, yet funny, explainations of things that should be common sense. Also, notice how James moves his mouth darmatically just to get the mask to move when he’s talking. And when he is in front of the black background, the voiceover just makes him sound weird. Like he’s talking to loud for the microphone to cover the audio. I’m the Guy on a Buffalo and that’s buffalo shit!

  • joliet_jane

    July 20, 2012 at 5:55 pm

    Bullshit Man has a backstory? Tell me more! Let’s fund Bullshit Man The Movie!

    And I love the mask. The guys who hate it are… assholes.

  • Hollow835

    July 21, 2012 at 6:11 am

    Should have done avgn eps instead of this bullshit

  • iloveangels

    July 21, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    Hollow835

    You should had leave this place instead of writing bullshit. Go see a doctor you have metal problem you ass!

  • Midorei

    July 22, 2012 at 5:30 am

    I remember when this show used to be funny…

  • 1957sputnik

    July 23, 2012 at 11:04 pm

    like what joliet_jane said I would want to see bullshit mans back story and I have to admit im starting to like the bullshit man, hes becoming an unique original character of cinemassacre

  • dethdan2

    July 24, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    I have a question. You have shit for a face and you are taking a shower………Wouldn’t the shit just was off?

  • ZzZimmy02

    July 24, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    I just had a bullshit marathon and watched all the bullshit videos :D

  • JM520

    July 25, 2012 at 12:45 am

    You know what’s bullshit? People who keep informing us about the mask and how certain things would happen if he did this or that. Or the fact that nobody can just watch the videos without referring to the mask and it’s “flaws”. Now that’s, bullshit.

  • Ben_from_G-town

    July 26, 2012 at 10:32 am

    Wow, I never expected this show to complain about stuff like this. I’ve got a few to add.

    How about when you don’t have to piss until you get in bed, or having to piss fucking wakes you up?! Not to mention waking up and not wanting to get out of bed but you have to piss really bad so you have to!

    What about when you’re really hungry but you have to shit at the same time? Do you eat first or shit first? Either way it sucks because you don’t want to think about eating and shitting at the same time! And when one shits, they don’t typically want to eat right after, or vise versa.

    The worst is when you get done shitting but you still feel like there is more left but no more will come out! Sometimes, you even have to take a secondary shit a few minutes later! THAT’S BULLSHIT!

    P.S. I think the bullshit mask is pretty funny, especially the the really long you know what’s bullshiiiiiiiiiiit and how the mask moves as you talk cracks me up, for some reason.

    I don’t know if I would listen to the people complaining about it because there tends to be a vocal minority with things like that. It’s possible plenty of people don’t mind the mask or enjoy it, and just don’t comment much. I still don’t understand the issue with it, since this mask was introduced ages ago in an old episode when you revealed “My face is bullshit”, so they had to know it would probably show up from then on out. I mean, you wouldn’t go to all that work making that mask just to use it for a one-scene joke…

  • SlipperySmurf

    July 27, 2012 at 6:04 am

    You know what’s bullshit? Emulators (Epsxe, Project 64, Pcsx2). Those things never fucking work properly. Why do they even exist? They’re fucking useless!

  • TomD

    July 27, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    Worst cinemassacre video ever.

  • holyjupitershit

    July 27, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    I love the Bullshit Man. I know people get all steamed over the fact that he has a bullshit mask, but come on, James, AVGN, Board James…they all look the same (for obvious reasons). The mask helps contribute to separating the difference between the rest of them and besides, a face made of bullshit is pretty funny.

  • SystemOverride32

    July 28, 2012 at 12:04 am

    LMAO, this was a funny and unique episode. Never know what to expect from James!

  • MarkTH

    July 28, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    You know what’s bullshit?Left-handed’s life
    Seriously, everything is made for right-handeds, if i’m going to college, the part where you write of the table, is on the right side, if i’m going to use the scissors, i will get a fuckin pain in my hand because i have to use it the inverted way. If i’m going to play some videogame, the joystick is ALWAYS better to right-handed people.
    My hand-writing becomes a shit and i always cross the lines because the spiral spring is right under my fist. Plus, if i’m going to eat or write stuff with someone on my side, our arms WILL touch. I wish i was born ambidextrous.

  • CrouZ

    August 3, 2012 at 7:35 pm

    Haha, nice one. =)

  • thundergod74

    August 7, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    I know what ya mean, I hate it when I’m trying to shower but my ass says “Time to shit!” Very annoying! LOL!!!!!!

  • assholian

    September 19, 2012 at 9:02 pm

    James’s ass is a cock mongrel.

  • madmaxx17

    December 20, 2012 at 11:46 pm

    I, literally, laughed so hard I pooped a little. That was hilarious.

  • JATHBR

    January 13, 2013 at 8:11 pm

    Why do I always eat something when I watch these videos, WHY!

  • Bryan Smith

    January 31, 2013 at 8:59 pm

    The title fits

  • Kuuenbu

    February 3, 2013 at 12:46 am

    You know what’s bullshit?
    Having to take a piss while you simultaneously feel like you have to take a shit, so instead of doing it in the standard position you have to sit down and squeeze your dick in the cramped toilet seat space along with your fingers to keep it from touching the bowl. And it’s uncomfortable and takes forever to piss, while the shit either doesn’t happen or causes poo water to splash on your dick. That’s BULLSHIT.

  • March 15, 2013 at 8:28 pm

    noob under me

  • sy5tem

    March 17, 2013 at 3:37 pm

    LOL hahah that is funny

  • April 20, 2013 at 4:03 am

    Poor shit face. More!

  • July 18, 2013 at 9:48 pm

    ONE OF THE FUNNIEST EPISODES YET : D

  • October 16, 2013 at 5:04 pm

    Interesting how much negative feedback this episode has got. I am not usually into this type of humour but this video was so absurd that it was actually funny.

  • Alexey Udovydchenko

    November 17, 2013 at 6:57 am

    LMAO!

  • NeverTooOld

    December 28, 2013 at 4:00 am

    piss all over the floor. That happen after a great dream, if you know what I mean. lol

  • c lw

    January 16, 2014 at 9:34 pm

    the mask
    is it like the appliances from the original planet of the apes?

  • Keana Purewal

    January 30, 2014 at 6:39 pm

    LOL still laugh my ass off every time

  • Ronald McConaughey

    March 13, 2014 at 12:08 am

    Wow another awesome episode. Loved the back and forth at the end

  • rob wilson

    April 2, 2014 at 1:52 pm

    wtf?!

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